Advice | GOBLIN SLAYER
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- Some newbie adventurers have run into trouble after one of them loses their sword in the body of a giant rat. With no money to buy a new one, they ask around until they're directed to Goblin Slayer, who offers his best non-goblin related advice.
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This basically came down to:
“What if we can’t stab it?”
“Have you tried just beating it to death?”
Agreed, this whole conversation is completely useless
@@WallySketch No it isn't. In RPGs, especially based on D&D , clubs are the cheapest weapons (1 GP) and are very easy to use.
Swords are not cheap and can be damaged in many situations. His advice was excellent. Your brain is useless.
The conversation is actually quite useful, seeing as they don’t have money for ordinary weapons, they have to resort to using very basic but still effective weapons.
@@WallySketch I mean they were rookies at this whole mercenary thing
"Look, I told you, I'm just asking for babysitting advice."
"...When all else fails, try fire.'
I like how Goblin Slayer gave out some genuinely good advice. He doesn't patronize the newbies, he just sees two people trying to make a living and respects that.
Straight to the point, no boasting. He is ironically what most veteran Adventurers should be like. _(well, Swordsman and Spearman are not bad, so...)_
Nope, he just sees two potential future partners for exterminating goblins.
When they asked about using the club on bugs or rats, he didn't just automatically say "of course it will" or assume anything. He genuinely said what it will do at least, and said he wasn't sure. He knew his limits and didn't make stuff up.
@@jeremyminecraft7145 it's also entirely possible that he got mixed up and assumed they were asking about using rats or bugs as weapons to fight goblins
@@hyperbiscuit2284 They were literally talking about a club at that moment, and they said they weren't fighting goblins. Pretty sure he didn't get mixed up...
Never doubt a club. Cheap, easily replaced, and highly customizable. All you need is some of that goblin slayer imagination. Imagine a club with protruding spikes, slathered in poison.
Just rip a goblin's spine out with the skull still attached.
@@Blackpapalink well that's more like a flail than a club
spikes would just make it stick into the target, making it harder to use against others. just a blunt object will bash in a goblin's skull, and as long as it doesn't break you can keep doing it
@@DRKLCNS1 Mmmm, An apache club, those things have a piercing side and a blunt side.
Imagine a club, with a pommel...You now have a mace!
The idea of killing anything other than goblins was so foreign to him that he thought they mentioned rats as a possible weapon.
Effective weapon
That was smooth. I didn't even catch that. I was following along with the guy. Lol "I don't know why you would attack a goblin with a rat but sure I mean technically you could..." what is that saying about fearing the man that practices one thing 10,000 times? All this me does is practice goblins
Which makes me wonder if ADR Script-Writers noticed that, and was amused 🥴buuuut actively rewritten the line to, "Would it[a club] _work against_ rats and bugs?".
Reminds me of 2019's Live-Action "Aladdin," teaching the context of what ways a sentence/request/wish can sound like for the Genie _(i.e. "Make ME (into )a Prince" vs. "MAKE me A PRINCE"), 😆.
@@notagreen-fiend9029 exactly. I forget the term for it but people always assume that everyone knows what is going on in their head and know what they mean even when not saying the whole idea properly.
Thank you for completely running this scene for me forever.
"Goblin Slayer!"
"Goblins?"
"No, no goblins-"
**Aggressively leaves**
That was great
He has a set goal anything outside of that is meh to him🤔
I love his reactions
"Tony!"
"Head?"
"No, no head"
*AGGRESIVELY LEAVES*
"Roman!"
"Bowling?"
"No I don't want to go bowling"
**Aggressively leaves**
Lady he didn't call himself Goblin Slayer cause it sounds cool. Which kinda does but that's not the point.
I know right Gat?
Well... to be fair everything with "slayer" in the end sounds cool, "loli slayer", see? Even though it's horrible it still sounds cool...
Yeah but with a name like Goblin Slayer, you assume he only focus on goblins. If he fought anything else then what is the point of the name.
@@Gat720Dua Well nicknames and stuff are often given to someone mostly thanks to something they did that had a big impact in the people around them. In Trigun Bash The Stampede The Human Hurricane was the nickname given to Bash when he supuoussedly destroyed that city and Goblin Slayer is called that not because he only kills goblins but because he's the only one that kills goblins the most, he's name didn't change from Goblin Slayer to Orgre Slayer after killing the ogre by himself with the scroll (Something that i bet no other silver adventurer has done)
Gat the Man he's not called "Mostly Goblin Slayer" for a reason
"what about rats or bugs?"
"I'm sure if you swung one and it hit them, it'd at least hurt"
wait is he talking about hiting the rats or swinging the rats around to hit goblins?
Knowing him it's probably the latter.
Rat flail.
I never even thought about it like that
I can just imagine him using a goblin or a rat as a weapon to beat goblins to death
Don't give him ideas
Have you tried hitting them really hard?
That sounds like something Goku would say
But it works ;)
@@noangles1564 Yes. And remember that time you've _never beaten him?_
@@patrickrhyno4517 how ya no I cant beat him in my dreams
@@charlesbrooks94 we could hit them really hard...
*Together?*
"Hey, so uh, how do you deal with losing or breaking your sword while questing?"
"Steal one from a goblin."
"But we're hunting giant rats..."
"Then start hunting goblins and stop wasting my time, punk."
Underrated Comment
@@kazutrash6419 It's what I get for being late to the party
“I’m not sure. I’ve never had to fight not-goblins before.”
*Goblin Slayer Abridged* 🤣
"Bring me some rat meat. I'm in the mood for a burger."
guild girl: “goblin slayer!”
goblin slayer: “goblins?”
guild girl: “no, no goblins”
goblin slayer “DONT TEASE ME WOMAN”
'Doom Slayer, what do we do when we when we lose our weapon?"
Doom Slayer "Rip and tear"
Same vib
Doom Slayer would be like "You have hands, don't you boy? Use them!"
Until it is done
"what do you do if you lose your weapons?"
"get one off a goblin"
"we're not fighting goblins"
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
So no one is going to point out that GS puts his hand on his armour's faceplate were his chin normally would be when he thinks?
Its minor details like that, that paint GS as a person who is so used to his armour it's part of his body now.
outsiders mistake him for a living armor for he rarely takes it off
the only time you ever see him out of it is when he is sleeping at cow girls house, or has been incapacitated and people undressed him to heal him. aside form those two scenarios he eats, sleeps, and everything else in it.
@@TheMatthew001 He also bathes without it, but he never cleans it so it doesn't matter that much.
You should've seen him drinking tea with his helmet on.
@@Aurilion44 Considering that clean armor is part of the issue, it's sensible for him not to do so.
The lesson from GS is simple, always have a simple multi-use backup weapon. Clubs are nothing to scoff at.
Stick very good
I still remember the first time I decided to give the Great Club a go in one of my Dark Souls playthroughs. *The feeling was indescribable.*
Aren’t axes multipurpose?
One of my personal favourite scenes of Goblin Slayer. He gave a sound suggestion, explained the methods, no bs, no misleading (when he said he isn't sure about rats and bugs). He's obsessed with goblins, but also a reliable senpai
I didn't realize until just now he wasn't following along with the guy about using the club on rats he thought the guy was asking about using rats to hit goblins. That is great character dialogue.
Guild girl:"Goblin slayer"
Goblin slayer: "Goblins?"
Guild girl: "No, no goblins"
Goblin slayer: "aight im boutta head out"
"i shall depart from this establishment"
Lol
When Your Name is Literally "Goblin Slayer" and People Ask You How to Kill Anything Other than Goblins:
".... am I a joke to you?"
Your 420th like, bask in my power
what an honor 690
@@not_sterling ehm ehm doom slayer
I mean Goblin Slayer did have to kill an Orc in the anime so he wouldn’t only kill goblins and ignore other mobs
F43R JAY
He’s fairly competent. When the giant swordman and spearman took him along for a quest. Just cause he’s occupation also covers the role of a scout. He gave some insight to the situation. Even suggesting to throw the necromancer off of his tower and let gravity do the work. Considering the necromancer couldn’t levitate.
You know, a good idea for this guild would be to hire adventurers to write down basic strategies and guides dealing with various creatures. Yes goblinslayer could write an encyclopedia about goblins, how they fight, the best strategies to use against them, so on and so forth, but pretty much any type of mission has been run before so new adventurers could be told, "Before you set off on this mission to fight vampire moths, read The Count's guide to moth slaying so you know what to expect." I bet that would raise the survival rate at least a little bit.
You know… That’s a really good idea. Why isn’t that a thing in more fantasy? We have the exact same thing for dealing with various other cultures, animals, plants, and more, so that makes total sense to exist in the world.
@@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201 they sort of do mention that the adventurers should be mentored and taught by more experienced adventurers. in particular retired adventurers so they not only have something to do but can earn a living
Well, goblin slayer literally wrote a book on how to hunt goblins and gave it to the guild. Just no one wants to read it. You can't make people not be stupid.
If I’m not mistaken, at the end of this season the guild hires some retired adventurers to help train newbies.
@@greatfist The guild absolutely could make people not be stupid. "Nobody gets a mission until they read this info on the targets and passes a test." if literacy is an issue, a guild employee could be the one to verbally tutor them on the info until they have it down. Passing the exam for goblins means goblin slaying missions are allowed, orcs, fairies, lamia, whatever the mission may be. once they pass the test they are authorized to accept it (within their adventurer rank of course, just because a porcelain adventurer read about the demon king doesnt mean they can take a quest to go fight him)
"Does it absolutely have to... involve... goblins?"
Goblin Slayer: "Take a wild guess."
Guild girl: "does it, necessarily have to involve goblins?"
*GOBLIN* slayer: "am i a joke to you?"
Yes, it is in the name.
2:04 When your friend has no WiFi...
"WiFi?"
"No,no wifi"
*leaves*
Andrew Bui
I’d hate to be your friend.
🤣👌
but that's what best friends do :D
@@ZERO-ue2mx I gotta agree, if all someone cares about is WiFi I would probably kick em out
Goblin slayer : advice? let's see?.................have you ever tried killing goblins?
Beginner adventurer : no..no, i'm asking you about how to kill giant rats
Goblin slayer : Hmmm i'll think about it, what about bashing it with sarcass of goblin, ever think about that?
Beginner adventurer : NO, it's not about goblins, it's about giant rats
Goblin slayer :
yes....yes, but hear me out.......what if............we kill ALL the goblins
Beginner adventurer : NO, FOR THE LAST TIME NO! IT'S NOT ABOUT GOBLINS! IT'S RATS!! GIANT RATS!!
Goblin slayer :
...............i see, well i'm afraid i can't help you
Beginner adventurer : (sigh) I see...
Goblin slayer :
hey, don't feel bad.......you know what will cheer you up?
Beginner adventurer :.......................................goblin slaying?
Goblin slayer :
GOBLIN SLAYING
I'm dead XD
😂
I love this
Make sure he does the "finger guns" on the last line.
That'd be the perfect conversation for the abridged versions
"What do you do if you lose your sword?"
"Just steal another one from a goblin."
"But we're not fighting goblins."
"Well that's just silly!"
I want to see this man have an entire goblin killing spec ops unit by the end of this anime. Just imagine an entire faction of goblin slayers wearing the armor and everything.
Make the original slayer stand out (presumably as the leader) with a cape and a necklace of goblin skulls
Read slayer keep
@@bombyx2447 he'll see those accessories as impractical and possible liabilities, he'll probably just reinforce his armor I'm guessing
@@Outlaw7263 After seeing more of the anime i agree tbh
Imagine a short comics teen titans style, where goblin slayer have buyed multiple sets of the same armor.
His party finds it and all starts dreesing like him and acting like him while he is away.
What I like is the fact he still took the time to give them advice to the best of his ability and knowledge despite it not being related to Goblins. Now if they asked for advice on Goblins I assume they would either be put to sleep over all the advice he could give or traumatized by said advice XD
"They are rage, brutal, without mercy, but you....you will be worse. Rip and tear until it is done."
Fun fact: Side manga had a chapter with these two characters. His club advice works. They don't die and dude gets his sword back after beating a giant roach to death with a club and cutting the sword out of its gut.
dont sneer at 1d6 bludgeoning damage especially against insects, who would've thought hitting a roach with a big wooden weapon would kill it.
Yeah thats wht happens in this episode
fun fact.. it was also in the anime episode
Im glad it worked out in the end.😄
Goblin Slayer even compliments Rookie Warrior for making a strap for his club.
Never doubt the potency of a club. There’s a reason why World War I was one of the most brutal conflicts in history. The clubs used in the war, even coming down to using a branch with hobnails driven into it, were simple, cheap, effective, and oh so deadly to any skull they came into contact with.
A "benefit/drawback" of trench warfare. It forced the fighting to still maintain a close quarters element.
@@bradprice8040 Yessir. Too many men lost sleep for fear of night raids by their enemies equipped with clubs and other melee weapons as well. The same could be said about the green creeps in this series. Club in hand, adrenaline pumping through your system and a murderous rage would be enough to terrify anything, human or otherwise, in your path.
He's right. A good old club is more versatile and better for bashing than a sword.
Blunt weapons are great. Don't need sharpening, very effective against armored enemies, easy to manufacture, and easy to replace.
Time Off easy to customize too like nails and small blade sticking out or something
@@atol671 The point here is most adventurers are uneducated peasants that dream about becoming heroes and like to own flashy equipment so most don't use uncool weapons like clubs.
@@dbav2766 We get that. Our point here is that clubs are actually cool.
@@mksmike Sorry you took it the wrong way, I was talking about the adventurer's POV, to them clubs and other useful but not flashy tools are uncool, not worthy the image a cool adventurer has to project, that's the reason why a lot of them don't wear helmets, they want to be known and fawned upon (from the LN).
I love bashing , trapping and poisoning damage as much as you.
“we are not hunting goblins”
“thats dumb. they are hunting you”
Him denying any quest that doesn’t involve goblins is comedic relief in itself.
Jokes aside. Clubs are a really simple weapon. Find a solid piece of wood with a heavy end, if you have a strong swing then you can really deal some damage with a club.
Don't have to worry about it getting stuck in something, extremely cheap (or even free), and highly customizable. Broken bones and internal damage aren't anything to scoff at.
0:01 Those stairs were very explicit. I know there was a warning, but I'm surprised crunchyroll would allow this on their channel. I don't know if I could survive watching that again.
yes i know very dangerous stairs
Those stairs gave me PTSD
The stairs raped me
The stairs are literally Hitler. OMG i'm shaking rn!
Clearly
-Woman
-Walks down stairs
It's a patriarchy conspiracy to tell women to stay down! (ANN writer will probably believe that unironically)
i like how despite being outside his area of expertise he still gives them good advice, which as we learn later in a side story actually works. also the relationship between him & guild girl is cute, especially as she's one of the few who never looked down upon or made fun of GS in any way
0:42 I find it mildly amusing how he's just standing there at a bar table. He doesn't have a drink, he's not exactly watching anything, he's just staring off blankly into a wall probably thinking about goblins.
“The only good goblin is a dead goblin...”
He is a specialist. The modern world works because of specialists rather than generalists. Sure a handyman might be able to handle some plumbing, but a plumber would get it done better. Its the same for adventurers. Goblin slayer is a specialist and thus is ahead of his time.
“Does it absolutely need to involve Goblins?”
“I’m sorry, is my name Goblin or Anything Else Slayer!?”
“If you run out of weapons to slay goblins, just pick up a goblin and use it to hit another goblin”
THE MIGHTY GOBLIBERATOR!
"Hey Goblin Slayer. What do you do when you're being attacked?"
"I fight back against those goblins."
"But what if you're being attacked by something besides goblins?"
"I find goblins to fight."
"But won't you still get attacked by those other things besides goblins?"
"What's wrong with that?"
Well he did fight an Ogre once. So he`s not as exclusive as he wants you to think.
“Who would want to be seen talking to ‘Poop Patrol’?”
“Goblin Slayer.”
*ominous sound*
I love how his response is instantaneous until they point out that they aren't fighting goblins, and then he has to pause and _think._ 😂
"What if goblin takes sword and flies away"
"Ahh, classic goblin move"
I like how he instantly tries to leave lmao
Goblin Slayer- Santa, all I want for Christmas is Goblins
*Christmas day*
Goblin Slayer- I hope Santa brought me Gob-
Harmen- MERRY CHRI-
*leaves*
*The Grinch appears*
Goblin Slayer : Thank you Santa
I mean...what else are you supposed to do? Why would you want a harem when there are goblins to kill
@@MrErodriguezd you're right, harems don't put food on the table.
Ummm hello is goblin slayer here I think our gifts got mixed up (goblins begin clawing inside box)
mriddley lol
Okay, a vengeful vendetta is one thing, but this guy's got more tunnel vision than even that big helmet of his could possibly provide.
Yeah thats the whole point he has more then a few screws loose and it feels like alot of the characters are trying to help him recover from the mental trauma of the goblin attack and the training he put himself through to become the greatest goblin slayer
Well, blunt weapons ARE great at breaking bones and cracking skulls. A club's a fair weapon, if you don't have the funds for a mace or a hammer^^
Don't ever underestimate the it's saved my Ass as Barb and fighter many times, even as thief once when I used my mate's Club to Blackjack some cunt.
I really like how for all their shortcomings Rookie Warrior and Apprentice Cleric are humble enough to accept their own current level limitations and fight as a team, it certainly has allowed them not to die. Or worse.
Once a giant rat saw how the other died, she ran in terror.
In all honesty, I'm happy those two low-ranked adventurers lived to the end of the series. They may not have been THAT important to the story, but I like it when characters who may not end up living in the end make it out okay.
They recently got promoted to obsidian in the light novel as well.
Guild Girl-chan is so cute. She's a supporting character but she has shown a lovely personality thus far.
Top tier waifu.
And in the manga its even better because she had even more dialoges and developing
I liked the short scene of the bald farmer who came to advertise a quest for goblin slaying in Ep 2. She has to keep up a proper professional demeanour, despite him being in obvious distress, and knowing that such a low tier, low paying quest would normally be unlikely to attract attention, in spite of the danger goblins pose to civilians, it gets her down as soon as she can slump behind her desk for privacy.
It helps explain why she's so happy to see Goblin Slayer.
@@Zombiewithabowtie also she wants his slayer if you catch my drift
I agree, character design of her is top notch!
1:59 Goblin Slayer summarized in ten seconds.
He tells you to use a stick
.... and it works.
The mafia used to kill people with baseball bats. Blunt wooden objects are effective
He wants her to use his big stick
I mean it worked for early man, it can work for you. You get a really big ass stick that’s nice and heavy and you beat em over the head until it dies. Rinse and repeat. Less up keep, although not great with mobs, so keeping this in mind I think it can do a good job.
But a very big stick.
“Steal a sword from a goblin.”
“But we aren’t hunting goblins.”
“Well theres your problem.”
Goblins?
No
Leaves
Goblin Slayer: "How about a club?"
Dark Souls players: "He's spitting facts!"
What’s her name: “goblin slayer?”
Goblin slayer: “goblins?”
Whn: “no”
Goblin slayer: “aaaand just like that you’ve lost me”
she doesnt have a name, its literally just "guild girl"
in fact no one actually says their name in the entire show, the only one that we've confirmed has a name is spear guy and thats in the one-off manga of Goblin Slayer
@@stavtri987 "NO NAMES! NOT IN THIS BUSINESS!"
@@flyboy6392 So shall we ever refer to the spear guy as The Spear Guy?
@@stavtri987 that's his name, similar to Priestess, Elf, Dwarf, and Lizardman
“we have no weapons”
“hair”
“huh?”
“hair”
Instead of a sword have you tried hitting them with a stick? HOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
To be fair, GS has a point in that a club is super cheap and easy to make. Hell you could even use a fallen tree branch as one in an emergency.
Blunt weapons are actually a lot better when dealing with armored opponents (like, say, giant bugs). A sword is almost the worst thing you can use when it comes to anything with good armor in real life.
Kid: "what about rats and bugs"
GS: "I couldn't say. I'm sure if you swung one around at it hit them, it'd at least hurt"
Me: "O, no they are giving him ideas"
Where's the rat slayer when you need him. LoL
Goblin Slayer’s mindset: If all else fails. Bash them in the head really, really, really hard
The reason why goblin slayer always lose his weapon and takes them form goblins and doesn't have a op sword is because he's afraid that the sword might fall into the goblins hand if he is ever defeated
also the goblin's blood ruins weapons and armor. its toxic
Everyone else: babys first RPG
Goblin Slayer: Stalingrad
I imagine the Doom Slayer acts the same way if there's no demons to kill.... 😎🤣
You mean doom guy?
Firan25 no in the game apparently everyone refers to him as the Doom Slayer or just the Slayer. You can hear it in the doom eternal trailer and in the Doom game that came out before it
@@Firan25 Doom Slayer and Doom Guy are esencially the same person. At the end of Doom 64 he enters Hell and closes the portal to remain there forever and stop them from ever escaping again. While in Hell it is currently theorized that Doom Guy harnessed enough power to become immortal by siphoning the power from his fallen foes.
Hell, being a dimension connected to other dimensions, is connected to Argent D'nur and so it is implied that Doomguy ended up there somehow. After the Argent D'nur fell, a Seraphim grants Doom Guy some more power and he becomes Doom Slayer. During this time he rampaged through Hell for many eons.
@@LaGuaridadeChaz oooh ok.
La Guarida de Chaz Yep, you were right.
Favored Enemy: Goblinoid
Improved Favored Enemy: Goblinoid
I like how that made the whole silver rank thing actually matter in this scene, if I remember correctly you can only become a gold and platinum rank by doing or killing something very big and important in their universe ( but I might be wrong) but even though he only hunts one type of creation, and he's very one track minded, goblin slayer isn't a idiot for being an adventure is almost suicide in this world and to survive as one, you have to be Ethier very strong, very gifted, or very smart, for a famous slayer of goblin once said stupid adventurers don't last long.
they mention that there is only been a handful of platinum throughout the entire history of the guild which has been around for hundreds of years. gold at the rank just lower is still a major event.
there is 10 ranks and they go from Porcelain to Platinum.
Platinum seems to be pretty much exclusive to the Hero, this makes sense considering Hero's teammates are only Gold rank adventurers. Even Sword Maiden who was in the party that killed the Demon Lord remained Gold rank. And as it is implied, it's not hard to become Gold rank but a lot of people don't want to reach it as it would mean that they would be working for the government and that means they cannot go adventure on their own anymore.
He's a simple man, he sees goblins he kills them
goblin slayer: *puts hands on chin* what about telekinesis
"what happens if your sword breaks"
"get one off a goblin"
"we're not hunting goblins we're hunting giant rats"
"then u can buy a giant cat :P"
"What happens if you lose your sword?"
"Grab one off a goblin."
"We're not fighting goblins"
"That sound like a you problem"
I was expecting Goblin Slayer to turn with a red eye when the adventurer's asked him a question
By teaching others the way of goblin slaughter he can increase the amount of goblin slaughter by up to 30%!
Hes not gonna let any goblins live on his watch, his *GOOOBBLLIIINN SLAYING WATCH*
My personal favorite is the shield. Wooden shield works too. It can be used to block and attack. Smashing board 4ever.
Was that a Dorkly reference?
@@Blackpapalink feel like it could technically also be a shield hero reference
I respect this guy's dedication to his job - killing goblins. His gear, his tactics, his mindset - they're all specialized for a single purpose. And whether he knows it or not, he's filling a niche in the Adventuring market, which all but gaurantees he'll always have steady work.
+ Goblin slayer!
- Goblin?
+ no, no goblins-
+ *Understandable have a great day*
"Goblin Slayer!"
"Goblins?...."
"Not quite but close, a Halfling rogue"
Using a club is actually decent advice. Before humans learned how to make weapons out of steel and bronze all we had to do was get a heavy stick and hit each other with it.
Clubs are actually the best weapons. You can take a pipe a brach or anything that is long and heavy as a club. You can also add nails to it for spikes and If you some how came alone with oil you can get a flaming club
I love how Guild Girl barely gets 5 words out before Goblin Slayer is already halfway out the door
"Hughg! Goblin Slayer san!"
**Ksssh**
Clean up on isle 3, under the Guild Girl.
Goburin sureya-san! :D
@@Zombiewithabowtie
D:
So this is the reason why I keep finding weapons on random monsters :P
"G-Goblin Slayer?"
"Whats wrong?"
"He keeps going in and out of CG"
"Are goblins involved?"
"No, but...."
"Yes doesnt start with the letters 'no but'"
I love how goblin slayer almost just leaves when she said there wasn’t any goblin quests 😆
honestly, that newbie kid who lost his sword, when he goes all out, does have some real Goblin Slayer energy. Just pure, unbridled "Don't stop until its mush" rage
He protecc
He atacc goblins
He at it again...
But most importanly!
He a nice guy
I technically a club is free wepoan in D&D because big stick ready available.....unless your campaign in a desert or some place were tree don't grow a lot. Thought any season play would tell at least have a club if anything because does blunt damage wich something you'll need for skeletons.
... You know, I think I figured out a possible reason why he eventually decided to stay and listen to Guild Girl's request. His late sister taught him to not make a girl cry. He might have interpreted Guild Girl's downcast tone at the end as her being about to cry. Put two and two together.
Handler: Ayooooo, goblin slay-
GS: Yo. Goblins?
Handler: No, but hear me ou-
Aight, imma head out.
I hope in his post-adventuring days he gets to be a teacher at that adventuring school they’re opening in the town. He’d be a quirky yet effective teacher.
He actually does help with teaching there, though obviously he's nowhere near post-adventuring days yet.
I love the fact that they are concerned about how they treated him, and he is just a Goblin Screensaver
Crush, kill, destroy, SWAG!
kill the monsters and take their stuff
@@adzi6164 RPGs in a nutshell
Paints a mask of a goblin green, glues it to sleeping demon king. “Hey, Goblin Slayer, ever seen a goblin like that before?” The Demon King: “why do I hear boss music? And why is this stuck to me?”
Guild Waifu: "Goblin Slayer?!?"
GS: "Goblins?"
Guild Waifu: "No"
GS: I'ght Imma Head out.
2:00 the way he just asks if its goblins is like the UK hearing war going on in HOI4
The funny thing is that in a side chapter in the manga, his advice actually works
its shown in the episode as well
"What's my name"
"G-Goblin Slayer"
"That's right. Not "Sometimes Goblin Slayer" not "Usually Goblin Slayer". I am, Goblin Slayer"
**Is fighting giant rats**
Umm.. when you lose your sword what is the best way to fight enemies?
*Steal one from a goblin.*
**internal screaming**
In his defense that is a pretty good idea. It’s cheap and easy to make a huge club. Like a baseball bat
Hmmm... I distinctly remember in one of my DnD campaigns my friend who was at the time playing a Dwarf Paladin killed a giant rat by grabbing the tail of another giant rat and slamming it into the first one.
Only a dwarf or a Goliath could do that!
"We're not fighting Goblins."
"Why?"