Old People Get Cramps In Weird Places. Tom Foss - Full Special
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I have trouble with depression and watching a comedian once a day has given me a lighter spirit . I think you are better than any medicine. I mean this for all of you.
I love watching comedy..it really is a good ab workout and lightens my mood alot
I would have to agree I have bad depression and I've found drybar 3 days ago and it puts me in a better mood 😁😘
It's great if u like commercials
Try prayer as well, pray the Our Father and Hail Mary especially when you feel down. Depression is one of the tools satan uses to make us feel hopelessness. He makes us think its medical or emotional and we need therapy and drugs to cure us so that we stay brainwashed. Trust me if you stepped into an Orthodox liturgy or even started daily prayer and prostrating praising Jesus Christ you would begin the true battle. Good luck and may God help you see the light.
Comedy can help prevent suicide as well
You can not physically be upset and laugh simultaneously
Been in great shape all my life, I'm 52 now and what he said about waking up injured....I almost spit my beer out laughing....so true
Not only was he funny he was spot on especially about the waking up injured part..😂😂😂😂
Oh, my gosh, that one killed me. I woke up once with a sprained ankle. Somehow I got it tangled in the sheets and YOWSER it hurt for two weeks.
I can throw my knee out just rolling over in bed.
I wake up every morning with a stiff knee 🤭
i can do that at 45.
I wake up injured also, bad shoulders
I remember seeing this guy in Iraq on the USO tour. Thank you Mr. Foss
" Is that your stomach?
No, that's my ring tone."
😂
I am 63 and I resemble all of these things! Lol. Good job
Foss is an original comic, his delivering is on point. May God richly bless him.
"Baitin' a hook with a worm is like knittin' with live yarn"! This guy is too much
It’s true😂😂
That was funny 😅😅
Have you ever lost something and then had to buy another one to "magically" find the original one you lost?
That's the story of my life.
second that
Yes
My hubby does that with his tools all the time! Amazing how that works eh?
Sincere Oneson all the frickin time
Energy of this guy is incredible, great show
Had me at (to paraphrase), "I need to get up five seconds earlier..." :D
HILARIOUS !
Everything he said....is true,
Waking up" injured". Wondering what the heck I did,losing things and the item is in my hand. LMAO watching this.
Add him to my list of Favorites !
This guy is a true southerner love his delivery he could be from my family.
Exactly what i was thinkin. Im in Texas and he would fit in with us in no time!! Like an funny uncle I never met!
I’ll bet TomFoss doesn’t need to write his jokes down. He’s naturally funny. I’ll also bet he’s been funny since birth. He comes across as being a happy person. Happy people, are funnier people. I love this guy.
I agree completely!!!
He is just trying to remember, so he is just telling the crowd his experiences
He may also have severe depression. Robin Williams ring a bell?
Wandering room to room looking for my glasses, wife asks me what I'm doing, I said help me find my glasses, she say's they're in the bathroom, I said I checked in there, she bet me $20, we both went and she points at the mirror and calls me an idiot.
🤣🤣 too much!
That's hilarious
Lol..Ive done that
@ hes the husband
They were in the mirror?? I never check there /giggles......
I’m 76 and he is making me feel young!! I loved my 40s and 50s ,,,they were the very best years!!! I found the age of 68 was when I started feeling that things were going south. Lolol.....Mid 70s are the true aging symptoms!!!🌷🌷
I had someone get into my car in a parking lot, say "you're not my brother" and get back out.
I did the same thing once, except I said "You're not my ma".
Keep in mind, this poor woman had some 6 foot tall man just casually get into her passenger seat in the middle of the night.
(this, by the way, was a full grown adult, although I do have a grey SUV of the almost minivan variety, aka other than length almost indistinguishable from a solid chunk of the other cars on the road)
Weird if he was...!?
@ especially since I have every reason to believe I am an only child.
@@CharlesBosse regular twilight zone..oooEEEEoooo..dundundun
You ever wake up injured 😂😂😂 its real to real.
Some of the worst injuries I've ever sustained started while I was in bed...wish I could remember what I was up to in that dream!
Man waking up sore and have know I dear. It does happen
Woke up 2 weeks ago and can't use my left hand or arm. Still aint working
When I was drinking too much I woke up one day and couldn't use my right arm below the elbow. Hand wouldnt lift and could only barely close my hand. Pinched a nerve laying on it wrong for too long, lost use of it for a few months, very scary. 😂
@@Striker9 🤣 Well, that's a lesson learned!
I’m 42yrs. old and I can relate to almost everything he has said 5 minutes in lol
True. I keep reading 20 year olds domain, they have no clue. I've noticed with each decade more problems come out of nowhere and progresses very fast. I'm 47 and the wrinkles under my eyes are awful, I'd swear it just popped up this year. I know it's down hill from here
Thank you dry bar comedy for uploading every day!!!!!!! Things are scary rn and it’s nice to be able to have a laugh each night!!
i'm 67 and the worse thing for my is toe cramps. one or two go one way and the others don't.
that's one of those "please Lord put them back the way they're suppose to be"
Usually happens while driving. Accelerator foot, baby toe!
my husband gets random eye twitches. Had it for about 8 years. Our oldest just turned 20🤔
Used to get that, but it would be my entire foot. Hurts like heck. 400 mg of magnesium every night and it totally stopped.
I've been having that problem since 11. I'm 45 now lol
I just hold my foot up snd laugh at it, it looks ridiculous
Tom's timing/style is soooo spot on! Really funny!
I suffered all the old people problems he's describing starting in my mid 20s....
I'm not looking forward to being over 50...
Kevin Booth do you lift?
it's okay, get it over while you're young, so when you're in your 50's you won't experience these problems
@@cerealaugher lol, arthritis does't disappear magically, it only gets worse... and I've had it since I was 15... And that is just off the top of my head.
I appreciate the intent but it's rather absurd and really doesn't help... in fact it kind of does the opposite by virtue of being a form of diminishment...
Cut on sugars OR exercise 3 times a week, everything else will follow.
try dying young! I may forget the most obvious things, but walking is no problem,I walk faster than many teenagers,they drop dead seeing me walk.
I wish he was my grandpa. I'd listen to his stories ALL DAY
Quit following me around! I laughed so hard I had tears running down my legs.
He was so good! People, SOME, don't give them enough credit for what they do! They are PERFORMERS! And imagine how scary that is! Wow, and they always talk about comedy "not paying well", it should! ESPECIALLY ANYONE FROM DRYBAR! If this is your 1st time watching, I'll go ahead & say," Keep watching, they NEVER DISAPPOINT!" FIVE STARS ☆☆☆☆☆ FROM ME!
"I could never be a politician, I'd just say what people wanted to hear.
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That joke's over."
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Dude u are seriously funny!! And i am a very synical person who doesn't laugh easily at dry bar humor!!!! So pls continue to make the world a better place by sharing such a rare gift with the rest of us!!!!
I have already looked 45 mins for my car before realizing I had brought my van.
Yup,the day I had my husband's car...😂
Man, he is like if Mitch Hedberg didn’t die and got older. I imagine his standup would be just like this! Loved it 💚✊️
Yes! Exactly!
I knew someone else HAD to notice this.
ChitychityBrratata he even sounds like him and says things like him in a lot of parts! Plot twist, it’s actually really him! LOL
I kept thinking about him watching this. He was great too.
That was my first thought!
This guy is magnificent! And he has a delivery that makes me think of Robin Williams. ❤
“I keep a present for her in the trunk at all times.” Actually, that’s pretty good advice...
My step-mother shopped the sales all year, wrapped gifts in "all occasion" wrapping paper, and kept them ready in a closet. Baby shower? Wedding shower? Friend drops by just around their birthday? Unexpected guest home for the holidays? She was READY. I always thought she went a bit overboard but in hind-sight she really did have a good idea. Just be sure to label them with a little removable tag or you're sunk. Ha-ha!
Good advice... as long as it's a better gift than a car jack.
I felt the "I hate my job" tone in that ladies voice when she said "I make name tags...."
@John Pershing Her lips look good to me. Was that a bad joke about her lipstick colour?
My Friend went to pick his dad's car up from the airport. Found a car that looked like it and tried the key - opened it, started up, went to put some sounds on and found his dad got a new stereo. Blazin choonz, got home and his brother told him it wasn't his dad's car!
This is the best way to understand other people. Thank you.
"People will always need nametags!" Clearly recorded pre-shutdown. 😜
That's all 100% true.
I was complaining and complaining while watching tv about my new glasses. My wife finally turns to look at me and says these words. " Those are my glasses you idiot"
I went into Wal-Mart dropped off a Redbox rental immediately turned around and went back out and got in the wrong explorer. I instantly wondered how the seat got too far away from the pedals. Then I realized how clean it was and knew for sure I messed up. Mine was parked directly beside it.
Been there...😑
😂😂😂😂 awesome
I left the store. Unlocked my car. Got in. Car didn't start. Looked around inside. It wasn't my car.
Another time a guy came out with a food order and sat down in my car. I asked who he was. He said sorry and jumped out. Hahaha
Lol haha .
I've done that! When my girls were about kindergarten age, we got in the wrong car after shopping. My youngest looked around a exclaimed "Mommy! Somebody cleaned our car out"! Lol, I can't believe I didn't notice that. And I wasn't old yet!
"You could do anything if dad was sleeping... "
I used to smoke weed in the den once my father went to bed every night.
He started keeping bags of snickers, milkyway, reese's peanut butter cups and the like in his dresser drawer because he would wake up with the munchies.
So true! So funny! My knee went out today from walking to the kitchen... now that's just sad LOL
53 on the phone with a friend, she asked what are you doing... Looking for my phone... omg lol
Am 58 and does that all the time
thanks. I'm 53 too, and you made me laugh
I think I did the same thing recently, sounds really familiar.
Am 27. I do it every day😭
Been there, done that
Oh my gosh! He is hilarious! I was laughing so hard I’d have to back up to hear what I missed.
I love this guy and his big blue eyes! He is funny as can be!
This guy is one of the funniest ones I have heard. It must be I’m at the same age and the one guy with the telephone schtick he also was hilarious.
I so appreciate you putting these clean comedians for us to appreciate.
Lol you have really told the truth but made me laugh too thank you so much 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💖🤗
I... relate... to 90% of this... and I just turned 39... 😢😢😢😢😢
I find him super hilarious 😂! Hunter part (just get in the truck) teehee
Very funny observations. Delivery is funny but his jokes are hilarious. Thank-you for real Comedians, telling jokes, everyone can appreciate. Some really good hints too. I’m going to keep a few gifts in the boot of my car too. I laughed so hard.
This got to be one of the nicest crowds, but his jokes r so good too
Check out Arvin Mitchell's Dry Bar special, audience be trippin! (And he's hilarious!)
@@clivewells7090 oh yeah I've seen it
@@jeimyhouchan1618 ; his crowd was amazing, don't think he could believe it! What about Karen Rontowski's 'Wyoming is boring'?
@@clivewells7090 yeah I've seen it too, lovely lady. I've seen most of the dry bar videos and I've seen bad crowds
Really! He was quite good!!! Made my heart smile.😊
You ever fly with creepy people? Asking 'what are you doing next week' make sure they have plans for the future"😂😂😂Top notch humor!
If Mitch Hedberg had grown old.
thats Exactly what i was going to say!!!!! rip mitch..
read my mind. He's got the same delivery.
INSANE! I was gonna say he's like Mitch without the drugs!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Comedic GENIUS!
Just missing the long hair and glasses! Sounds just like him
Oh man. I knew his delivery was familiar. Fn love MH
This guy is great! He's sounds a lot like an older, southern, Mitch Hedberg.
years ago a lady lost her car at the Hialeah Race track. They asked if there were any distinguishing things the searchers could look for. She didnt tell them there was a canoe on top!!
He has been the most enjoyable comedian that I have seen out of all of them.😄👍
He laughs at his own jokes...shades of Carol Burnett Show
Wow he was hitting home runs - i thought perhaps his good stuff was up front and it would spiral down but he just kept swinging.
At 72, I don't have any of these problems ya'll talking about....as far as I know. ;) each day is a Blessing, rock & roll, laugh, be the best you can be. Bad ones? Who remembers? Lol!
"I could never be a politician. I'm lazy. I would just say whatever the people wanted to hear" I haven't even finished watching the rest of the show, and I can almost guarantee that will be the FUNNIEST joke of the night!! LMFAO!!
I ALWAYS listen to dry bar on my way home... Some are durable to get thru any jams, some are pretty good, others are REALLY laugh out loud good BUT THIS ONE EXTREMELY FUNNY, I laughed HARD his energy is gladly toxic!! Loved it!! 😂😂😆😂!!
This guy is killer. He just gets funnier and funnier with no potty jokes and poopy Jokes which I really appreciate. I can see why they sent him around the world to entertain the troops.
I'm not even 20 and I relate to this guy.
This dude is legit! Great comedian!!!!! 🤣😂💙💙
Sitting in the car, searching for my phone while talking on the phone with my mom. She's like where's the last place you remember having it. Suddenly I pull it away from my ear and just stare at it for like 5 minutes lmfaoo 😂🤣😂
This man has a great understanding of comedy! Thank you Sir
Very funny! BE SAFE,GOD BLESS!🇺🇸🙏
One of the funniest Dry Bar videos I have watched! My sides hurt laughing so hard.
My older brother had a hectic business trip - flew out on a plane - after landing quickly ran to a car rental place - drove out - stopped at a Wal-Mart to get needed stuff - quickly checked out - ran out to parking and then it hit him - he forgot what model car he rented!
I am Cryin!!😂😂 You start on how it sounds like your stomach sounds like it is re-killing the meat, start making noises, and my dog Stops playing, turns around and Looks for WTF that is😂😂😂
This guy is great ! Love it !
Guy is great !! havent laughed so much in a while!!
I've used my phone flashlight to find my phone... I've been on the phone, LOOKING FOR MY PHONE!!!
I wake up and can't move for 20 to 30 minutes! The struggle is REAL
Love the story of clean homes....and eating off the floor. Sounds familiar.
I had a 96 Ford ranger extended cab awhile back, not only did I try to get in the wrong one, the key worked. Imagine my surprise when I went to reverse and face planted the rear window. I wish I was able to have left a note. Saw that ranger around town for about two more years, I didn't make that mistake again.
“You ever wake up injured?” LMAO
Love him...I laugh & ..sometimes relate...oh dear!! Lol!
Great Close! “...10 bucks is 10 bucks!”😂
My wife's grandma went into the store and I waited in the car for her to come back out. I watched her walk out and get into somebody else's car. She started talking while she was digging through her purse and the driver just looked over at her and grinned until she noticed it wasn't me and got out really embarrassed.
Rofl
Fair warning...do NOT drink ANYTHING while watching!! After almost choking the third time, I finally waited until I finished watching! Loved it! Thank you Dry Bar for allowing others to enjoy the comedians you have! With all that's going on in the world today, we all need a good laugh to lighten things up! Awesome Comedian!!
I've walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water and stood there looking at the cabinet for about a minute and finally asked my wife what I went in there for
Ever wake up injured!.. HAHA 😂😂😂😂 friggin classic!!! Hilarious.
Omg!!! I've done most of these things ; forgetting where I've parked my car, lost my cell while on the phone, waking up injured..... your hilarious 🤣 😂 😆 💀 😭 😄 🤣 I'm stressed out laughing 😆 thank you sir big ups to you over this way in Iowa
I'm 61. That is so weird when your eye starts twitching an it just does what it wants. Lol. Old really sucks. Gotta take a break after atanding up
Lol, my doctor says it’s from stress. Yes, I went to the doctors because of it. 🤣
I remember going to the doctors at 13 because my body hurt. He said it was growing pains. Now it’s shrinking pain I guess because I lost an inch.
@@littledancingfawn aaggghhhj so did I now I'm 4'11.
I'm almost 64. Last year I asked my doctor: "Is it normal to need to rest before getting out of the car?"
Good thing youre not circumsized! Couldve been 2in...lol..
@ I dont have one to do that top hun sorry to ruin your sick image I'm a dudette not a dude.
He's one of my favorite comedians to perform at dry bar comedy!
Love this material. Bravo
I have seen this guy in a cruise 🚢 way back in 2014 ! He is hilariously funny 😁!
Good stuff, thank you.
I went to phone my wife the other day to ask her if she knew where my phone was. As bad as when I went to ring myself to find my phone.
They should write a show around this man, a half hour show or an hour, I think he’d be great! I’d watch the show with him as the main character!👍❤️
I'm 4 Months LATE to watch these & DEFINITELY 👍 NEEDED it!!!
I feel like the audience missed so much of his follow up comments that were hilarious. They didn’t laugh when I expected it. Half of his genius was missed.
I have lost my keys while they were in my hand, my glasses while they were on my face and my then 7 month old while he was asleep on my lap.
23 now and he hates that story.
I thought I was losing my mind,...now I know it is old age,... oh yeah, that means I am losing my mind.
This fella was really funny! I really enjoyed it. Wow what a great show. 💓
He's great!
He's fantastic!
This guy is adorable and funny.
Thank You for making my FACE HURT!!!! You are so much fun, the Very Best! Amazing! You are TALENTED BEYOND MEASURE!
I woke up injured.....after a dream I challenged Bruce Lee! I had fallen out of bed and banged my left knee on the floor. Wasn't sure if I could work that day.
Ive had dreams like that
Ive had dreams like that. I would either hit my body part on something or get into a fight wherever i hit myself it would really hurt
Excellent 👍
One of the best I've seen/heard in a long time. Thanks, I'm still wiping the tears.