"Walter's Monstrous Matrimony" | Minding the Monsters | JEFF DUNHAM
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- In this clip from my 2012 special "Minding the Monsters,” we learn about the monster that really scares Walter… his wife! Enjoy!
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''what do you sniff peanut?''
''it get's lonely on the road Jeff. ''
😂
Why are you telling me this?
This is a horror show right?
HILARIOUS!!”😂😂😂
you should bring his wife out for a surprise guest omg that would be amzing
me to!!
+amanda leigh Nice
They got divorced... This is from 2012
+amanda leigh Walter already answered that question he said and i quote "seeing my wife on stage is like seeing Bigfoot for the first time both are to damn scary to even think about!"
+madison brown
I think he meant Walter's wife, not Jeff's.
I want to see Walters wife and let´s see how much she has to say something about Walter...
i want to see too lol
Yes please😂
And how much of a fatass that fatass is given what Walter said about the fatass.
Anders Gullberg
Anders Gullberg probably won't don't know Jeff's capabilities for a female puppet voice
Walter:She started eating cake nonstop for 45 years
"She started eating cake...non stop...for 45 years."
"She started doing jumping jacks and ended up with two black eyes"
When she lies on her back it's like the parting of the Red Sea. One goes one way, the other goes the other way.
A dummy version of Walter's wife needs to be created in the future. That would be hilarious!
What impressed me was Walter's evidently vast knowledge of the nicknames for marijuana. "How do you know all of this?" "I... have glaucoma."
@The Strawberry Glaucoma is defined as a condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, causing gradual loss of sight (which initially led to marijuana being legalized for limited medical use, to treat it).
Old wives tale. Marijuana doesn't cure Glaucoma, all it does is lower pressure on the eyes.
@@Jarock316 While it doesn’t cure it, it helps alleviate symptoms.
Laughing so hard at this part xD
Jeff: is there any particular movie that scares you?
Walter: Yeah the film of my wedding.. and if im depressed i watch it backwards... get it? she walks away
Walter: You know whats scares me now? when my wife says does this thong make my ass look fat?
Jeff: You didnt answer that right?
Walter: I guess i shouldnt have
Jeff: what you say?
Walter: I asked her if its the thong or if her ass grew over her panties
LOL Walter is the best puppet xD
No Achmed
+Gladys Presley peanut
+De Luca Angelo PEANUT IS BEST PUPPET
Also peanut and Jose
DeadSilent Gaming
The thong is the victim 😂😂😂
Martin Mwangi the house and th st nicole in the car they in my purse are in the room before you leave just leave to go up town give him a great day at the house and th st nicole in the morning to check on her the code is number of the time doing good today I don't know what du th so sorry to th duh to go to hospital
"It's lonely on the road Jeff."
What did that mean
+Miss Tea & Top Hats I meant did Peanut likes being sniffed by Walter lol
+Miss Tea & Top Hats Walter fuckin peanut
Walter: It's alive it's alive!
"It's lonely on the road, Jeff."
XD
That asbestos joke fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣 "It's lonely on the road, Jeff" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's alive, It's Alive" gets me every time
jeff: "what about life after death?" Walter: "what?" jeff: "some say that even in death you're still together in marriage for all eternity" *walter stare for a moment then at jeff* walter: "I'm pretty sure you just told me to go to hell"
As much as I like Peanut, Achmed had me rolling and almost on the floor. Thanks for the laughs Jeff.
Walter: I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat."
Me: Ouch!
R. I. P. Thong
Jeff's smile is contagious
I love Jeff Dunham and I also love Walter, Peanut and Achmed. They are so funny!💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️😂😂🤣🤣
"The thong is the victim"
It the g-string
*or*
What if you really can't see the thong? How do you answer?
"Then there's the teenagers that show up at your door with a sack and no costume." "They just have the muchies from smoking too much weed."
WALTER HAD HIGH TIME!
Karley Hanson ikr
Yep. Lol
Your amazing Jeff...i am inspired by you when i practice daily to be just as good one day!
you would have to be born to be a ventriloquist not everybody can be as skilled as compared to Jeff Dunham not everybody is born with multiple voices but I hope you succeed in your journey to becoming a ventriloquist 😉
Walter is so serious and funny. He Is hilarious. He makes fun of his wife. Would love to see Jeff bring out a puppet that is Walter's wife that would be so funny and awesome if his next puppet is Walter's wife.
It would be amazing if you can bring peanut and Walter together to talk to eachother my two favorites. I know you could do it Jeff! Boy that would be hilarious!
Jeff: “Why are you telling me this?”
Me: Why do you keep asking?
The part when he says “No the thong doesn’t make your ass looks fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat.” Lol has me dying 1:27
Walter is my favorite
Laurie Castaneda same here
I love Jeff and the gang !
The thongs is the victim 😂😂😂😂😅
me and my mom would watch these all the time 😂 this is literally my childhood
i feel like that last joke was a callback to "Lotion on the puppets ass"
you be having me dying, are planning on bringing sweet daddy dee back. I'm sorry swwweeettt daddy dee haha
"What are ye, sniffin' Peanut?"
"... It's lonely on the road, Jeff."
I just love and respect this No. 1 ventriloquist in the world.
I've watched this soo much and I know nearly every word
It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!!! 🤣
"The thong is the victim!" IM D E A D
Is the thong or did your @$$ grew over her panties
I felt like yelling, "It's alive, it's alive!"
It's alive its alive!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is spot on - perfect humor - on the edge of wrong , but so funny its great
Knockers but now they are flappers.. 😂😂
"The film of my wedding", LOL!
They just have the munchies from smokin too much weed😂😂😂
the thong is the victim ha ha
Jeff is slowly turning into John Travolta
I agree he kinda already looks like him too
(Insert picture of Ben Affleck here)
i.usatoday.net/life/gallery/_dayinlife/2009/02/l090203/l090203_intoyou_affleck.jpg
lol
Andrew Lopez lol yo suk
Jeff: is there any movie that scares you??
Walter:yeah the film of my wedding XD
“I have glaucoma” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Always fun and funny. Thanks Jeff.
1:28 is funny as hell
Man these shows crack me up I will never stop watching jeffdunham Walter and bubba j is my favorite ones
jeff you should make a puppet of walters wife
big bird racing but the he would get but in jail for flashing people
I agree too! ☺️😉😀
I can see the wife and Walter arguing in the show.
Now that'll be funny
do you have ANY IDEA how much of a monster that would be? im imagining the creature from slither just less infected
That would be kool if Jeff brought out Walters wife. Keep up the awesome work Jeff! Lookin forward to your show coming up here in Colorado.
This is why I love Walter
1:26 😂😂😂😂😂 the thong it's the victim 😂😂😂
It’s Alive!!! It’s alive😂😂😂
"The thong is the victim" XD
Wow, in all my years of watching Jeff I finally noticed a mistake on his part, albeit very minor. At 1:54 when he says "Why?" he talks from the side of his mouth and accidentally does a cross between his own voice and Walter's. The fact it's taken me a decade or so to notice a mistake is a true testament to him being a master of his craft and a genius comedian.
Jeff: Weed?
Walter: Ya you know pot
Jeff: I know
Walter: Mary Jane
Jeff: Right
Walter: Ganja... the Chronic, the bangkok blast off, the sticky icky.
Jeff: How do you know all this?
Walter: I... have glaucoma.
That would be fun to see. maybe Walter and his wife get into an argument.
He so fuckin hilarious can't stop watching..just started watching him going threw them all
Jeff is pure genuis
I hope Walter's wife come's on stage one day.
Love you guys so much thanks for the laughs over the years merry Christmas to you and your family love and light to you guys
The Thong is the victim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PLEASE DO MOREEE
You are the best
Girl I like: Does this make my butt look big?
Me: *don't say anything don't say anything* I think it looks great *DAMMMIITT
Mission Failed We'll get her next time
Lmao
With a little practice you can be downstairs in the kitchen taking out the trash before she gets to the " ...look big" part and then turns around with that expectant look on her face lol.
you know what this stuff is funny
0:26 it's alive! it's alive!
we miss you jeff and the gang
I'm 8 but hahahahahahahaha i love walter.
“Your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat” Same XD
Sometimes I feel like Mr. Dunham has dissociative identity disorder. Regardless, Walter is his finest work in my opinion. "Hell, she moves just right, they flap like two doggie doors."
Toneai2007 i thought multiple personality disorder? Anyway he's soooooo funny!!
Toneai2007
If he has a disorder he wouldn’t run a fucking comedy show for over 20 years
Ikr...
so u tried to be fancy then went back to regular
no if he had that then how would he be able to do this for more than 20 years
Jeff: how do you know all this
Walter: I... Have glaucoma
lovvvvvvve it😍😍😍😍😍
"Thank you Professor Google'sToFuckin'Much" XD
funny as hell
Jeff we are all going to get a petition to bring out Walter wife 😆
He’s like Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond LOL
I love this he is so funny I wish I can see him love just once
Walter you think your not FUNNY,SooooooSooooooo wrong you just Halorious TY Jeff✌💙
If only you could spell right
Walters wife did jumping jacks and ended up with 2 black eyes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I...have glaucoma." Yeah? How about some of that Smokum Joe?
Love them all and you ❤️
Asbestos "Yeah, that's what peanut is made out of"
"what are ya sniffing peanut?"
"its lonely on the road jeff"
"Well thank you Professor. GooglesTooFuckinMuch"
Uh-Oh!
Sticky icky ooh wee! Put it in the air- Snoop Dogg
Walter your the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really funny!!!
Loved the Al Bundy quote 😂😂😂
I have glaucoma 😎!!!
Walter is slightly nicer than the 90's
Walter will be terrified
Bangkok Blast Off 😂😂
When do we get to meet MRS. WALTER? I can't to meet her!! Have them on as a couple on their anniversary, maybe?