"Walter's Monstrous Matrimony" | Minding the Monsters | JEFF DUNHAM

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  • In this clip from my 2012 special "Minding the Monsters,” we learn about the monster that really scares Walter… his wife! Enjoy!
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  • @rickbrim1589
    @rickbrim1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    ''what do you sniff peanut?''
    ''it get's lonely on the road Jeff. ''
    😂

  • @juwelplaykid1042
    @juwelplaykid1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why are you telling me this?
    This is a horror show right?
    HILARIOUS!!”😂😂😂

  • @alexleigh917
    @alexleigh917 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    you should bring his wife out for a surprise guest omg that would be amzing

    • @brokenredflag
      @brokenredflag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      me to!!

    • @redrangerex4999
      @redrangerex4999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +amanda leigh Nice

    • @madisonbrown739
      @madisonbrown739 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They got divorced... This is from 2012

    • @trueguy1226
      @trueguy1226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +amanda leigh Walter already answered that question he said and i quote "seeing my wife on stage is like seeing Bigfoot for the first time both are to damn scary to even think about!"

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +madison brown
      I think he meant Walter's wife, not Jeff's.

  • @andersgullberg
    @andersgullberg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    I want to see Walters wife and let´s see how much she has to say something about Walter...

    • @kaneroar3718
      @kaneroar3718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i want to see too lol

    • @thuggathottie
      @thuggathottie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes please😂

    • @TheSaiProducts
      @TheSaiProducts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And how much of a fatass that fatass is given what Walter said about the fatass.

    • @harryphillips6064
      @harryphillips6064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anders Gullberg

    • @mattlax4526
      @mattlax4526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anders Gullberg probably won't don't know Jeff's capabilities for a female puppet voice

  • @jacobharris765
    @jacobharris765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Walter:She started eating cake nonstop for 45 years

  • @Layla.63
    @Layla.63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "She started eating cake...non stop...for 45 years."

  • @gigo8565
    @gigo8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "She started doing jumping jacks and ended up with two black eyes"

    • @kimberlywiederhold627
      @kimberlywiederhold627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When she lies on her back it's like the parting of the Red Sea. One goes one way, the other goes the other way.

  • @TheRealDustinNunn
    @TheRealDustinNunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    A dummy version of Walter's wife needs to be created in the future. That would be hilarious!

  • @cecilrichardson2494
    @cecilrichardson2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    What impressed me was Walter's evidently vast knowledge of the nicknames for marijuana. "How do you know all of this?" "I... have glaucoma."

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @The Strawberry Glaucoma is defined as a condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, causing gradual loss of sight (which initially led to marijuana being legalized for limited medical use, to treat it).

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Old wives tale. Marijuana doesn't cure Glaucoma, all it does is lower pressure on the eyes.

    • @ruadhrose
      @ruadhrose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jarock316 While it doesn’t cure it, it helps alleviate symptoms.

  • @chrissy93x
    @chrissy93x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Laughing so hard at this part xD
    Jeff: is there any particular movie that scares you?
    Walter: Yeah the film of my wedding.. and if im depressed i watch it backwards... get it? she walks away
    Walter: You know whats scares me now? when my wife says does this thong make my ass look fat?
    Jeff: You didnt answer that right?
    Walter: I guess i shouldnt have
    Jeff: what you say?
    Walter: I asked her if its the thong or if her ass grew over her panties
    LOL Walter is the best puppet xD

  • @Martin_Karia
    @Martin_Karia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The thong is the victim 😂😂😂

    • @jackieweaver3912
      @jackieweaver3912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Martin Mwangi the house and th st nicole in the car they in my purse are in the room before you leave just leave to go up town give him a great day at the house and th st nicole in the morning to check on her the code is number of the time doing good today I don't know what du th so sorry to th duh to go to hospital

  • @thesaiyanwarlordx677
    @thesaiyanwarlordx677 9 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "It's lonely on the road Jeff."

    • @ratkid6859
      @ratkid6859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did that mean

    • @daniellehayward1122
      @daniellehayward1122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Miss Tea & Top Hats I meant did Peanut likes being sniffed by Walter lol

    • @tomsellek7710
      @tomsellek7710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Miss Tea & Top Hats Walter fuckin peanut

  • @victoriamulford7115
    @victoriamulford7115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Walter: It's alive it's alive!

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "It's lonely on the road, Jeff."
    XD

  • @Mysticleo42
    @Mysticleo42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That asbestos joke fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣 "It's lonely on the road, Jeff" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OfficialJacobSpray
    @OfficialJacobSpray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's alive, It's Alive" gets me every time

  • @shadowrush001
    @shadowrush001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    jeff: "what about life after death?" Walter: "what?" jeff: "some say that even in death you're still together in marriage for all eternity" *walter stare for a moment then at jeff* walter: "I'm pretty sure you just told me to go to hell"

  • @sherripiescor465
    @sherripiescor465 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As much as I like Peanut, Achmed had me rolling and almost on the floor. Thanks for the laughs Jeff.

  • @preston4655
    @preston4655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Walter: I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat."
    Me: Ouch!

  • @carolynstanford8270
    @carolynstanford8270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    R. I. P. Thong

  • @twocentsopinion
    @twocentsopinion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jeff's smile is contagious

  • @patriciaarold1270
    @patriciaarold1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Jeff Dunham and I also love Walter, Peanut and Achmed. They are so funny!💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️😂😂🤣🤣

  • @adrianarenteria1048
    @adrianarenteria1048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "The thong is the victim"

  • @Dragontamer135
    @Dragontamer135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Then there's the teenagers that show up at your door with a sack and no costume." "They just have the muchies from smoking too much weed."

  • @DanCoastie
    @DanCoastie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Your amazing Jeff...i am inspired by you when i practice daily to be just as good one day!

    • @HeyCMDR1991YT
      @HeyCMDR1991YT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you would have to be born to be a ventriloquist not everybody can be as skilled as compared to Jeff Dunham not everybody is born with multiple voices but I hope you succeed in your journey to becoming a ventriloquist 😉

  • @markdemos8033
    @markdemos8033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Walter is so serious and funny. He Is hilarious. He makes fun of his wife. Would love to see Jeff bring out a puppet that is Walter's wife that would be so funny and awesome if his next puppet is Walter's wife.

  • @Euro.throttle
    @Euro.throttle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It would be amazing if you can bring peanut and Walter together to talk to eachother my two favorites. I know you could do it Jeff! Boy that would be hilarious!

  • @12Blueace
    @12Blueace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jeff: “Why are you telling me this?”
    Me: Why do you keep asking?

  • @isaiahalmonte1998
    @isaiahalmonte1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part when he says “No the thong doesn’t make your ass looks fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat.” Lol has me dying 1:27

  • @lauriecastaneda596
    @lauriecastaneda596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Walter is my favorite

  • @angelawatson5921
    @angelawatson5921 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Jeff and the gang !

  • @joshuatweedy3396
    @joshuatweedy3396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The thongs is the victim 😂😂😂😂😅

  • @idi0tt_b0x
    @idi0tt_b0x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    me and my mom would watch these all the time 😂 this is literally my childhood

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i feel like that last joke was a callback to "Lotion on the puppets ass"

  • @chrisneal2109
    @chrisneal2109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you be having me dying, are planning on bringing sweet daddy dee back. I'm sorry swwweeettt daddy dee haha

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What are ye, sniffin' Peanut?"
    "... It's lonely on the road, Jeff."

  • @Imọlẹ0612
    @Imọlẹ0612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love and respect this No. 1 ventriloquist in the world.

  • @chloepungor6154
    @chloepungor6154 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've watched this soo much and I know nearly every word

  • @MikuFan3931
    @MikuFan3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!!! 🤣

  • @mariobrawl6821
    @mariobrawl6821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "The thong is the victim!" IM D E A D

    • @landoreeno3021
      @landoreeno3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the thong or did your @$$ grew over her panties

  • @topherholland4646
    @topherholland4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I felt like yelling, "It's alive, it's alive!"

  • @A.lex.23
    @A.lex.23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's alive its alive!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pauldriscoll6319
    @pauldriscoll6319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is spot on - perfect humor - on the edge of wrong , but so funny its great

  • @pi1797
    @pi1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Knockers but now they are flappers.. 😂😂

  • @philipb7400
    @philipb7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The film of my wedding", LOL!

  • @CaptainRedBeard2018
    @CaptainRedBeard2018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They just have the munchies from smokin too much weed😂😂😂

  • @alishaoneil2368
    @alishaoneil2368 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the thong is the victim ha ha

  • @vanthursday
    @vanthursday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jeff is slowly turning into John Travolta

    • @asanelson562
      @asanelson562 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree he kinda already looks like him too

    • @dizzyoru
      @dizzyoru 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Insert picture of Ben Affleck here)

    • @RedBoi88
      @RedBoi88 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i.usatoday.net/life/gallery/_dayinlife/2009/02/l090203/l090203_intoyou_affleck.jpg

    • @dizzyoru
      @dizzyoru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @anthonybajade7175
      @anthonybajade7175 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Lopez lol yo suk

  • @tjmccartt7942
    @tjmccartt7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeff: is there any movie that scares you??
    Walter:yeah the film of my wedding XD

  • @astroidleviathan3672
    @astroidleviathan3672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I have glaucoma” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EdOfTheNorth
    @EdOfTheNorth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always fun and funny. Thanks Jeff.

  • @mzboss2189
    @mzboss2189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:28 is funny as hell

  • @barbaraschultz1123
    @barbaraschultz1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man these shows crack me up I will never stop watching jeffdunham Walter and bubba j is my favorite ones

  • @bigbirdtv7179
    @bigbirdtv7179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    jeff you should make a puppet of walters wife

    • @Elliott-oh2oy
      @Elliott-oh2oy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      big bird racing but the he would get but in jail for flashing people

    • @blueskye6372
      @blueskye6372 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree too! ☺️😉😀

    • @tanzyvat5834
      @tanzyvat5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can see the wife and Walter arguing in the show.

    • @DonutLord32
      @DonutLord32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that'll be funny

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you have ANY IDEA how much of a monster that would be? im imagining the creature from slither just less infected

  • @robertnaranjo6473
    @robertnaranjo6473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That would be kool if Jeff brought out Walters wife. Keep up the awesome work Jeff! Lookin forward to your show coming up here in Colorado.

  • @grayjay6O44
    @grayjay6O44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I love Walter

  • @DaniyalKhan-pm5zz
    @DaniyalKhan-pm5zz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:26 😂😂😂😂😂 the thong it's the victim 😂😂😂

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s Alive!!! It’s alive😂😂😂

  • @orathormagnation8842
    @orathormagnation8842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The thong is the victim" XD

  • @immortallegacy100
    @immortallegacy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow, in all my years of watching Jeff I finally noticed a mistake on his part, albeit very minor. At 1:54 when he says "Why?" he talks from the side of his mouth and accidentally does a cross between his own voice and Walter's. The fact it's taken me a decade or so to notice a mistake is a true testament to him being a master of his craft and a genius comedian.

  • @zanecox1238
    @zanecox1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jeff: Weed?
    Walter: Ya you know pot
    Jeff: I know
    Walter: Mary Jane
    Jeff: Right
    Walter: Ganja... the Chronic, the bangkok blast off, the sticky icky.
    Jeff: How do you know all this?
    Walter: I... have glaucoma.

  • @josephriley4044
    @josephriley4044 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That would be fun to see. maybe Walter and his wife get into an argument.

  • @KronicLovesMusic
    @KronicLovesMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He so fuckin hilarious can't stop watching..just started watching him going threw them all

  • @davidbowers985
    @davidbowers985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jeff is pure genuis

  • @danterhoads5083
    @danterhoads5083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hope Walter's wife come's on stage one day.

  • @jenniecosio3654
    @jenniecosio3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love you guys so much thanks for the laughs over the years merry Christmas to you and your family love and light to you guys

  • @bradrevitt9548
    @bradrevitt9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Thong is the victim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliannecox9369
    @juliannecox9369 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PLEASE DO MOREEE

  • @masonward5050
    @masonward5050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are the best

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Girl I like: Does this make my butt look big?
    Me: *don't say anything don't say anything* I think it looks great *DAMMMIITT

    • @totallynottakeshiasakura9753
      @totallynottakeshiasakura9753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mission Failed We'll get her next time

    • @kimbartlett2052
      @kimbartlett2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @LeeRaldar
      @LeeRaldar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a little practice you can be downstairs in the kitchen taking out the trash before she gets to the " ...look big" part and then turns around with that expectant look on her face lol.

  • @captainicedragondragon1278
    @captainicedragondragon1278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know what this stuff is funny

  • @jacobyearout5323
    @jacobyearout5323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:26 it's alive! it's alive!

  • @dmauro3959
    @dmauro3959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we miss you jeff and the gang

  • @nictrzebzzz4218
    @nictrzebzzz4218 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm 8 but hahahahahahahaha i love walter.

  • @leedleleedle1389
    @leedleleedle1389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat” Same XD

  • @Toneai2007
    @Toneai2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Sometimes I feel like Mr. Dunham has dissociative identity disorder. Regardless, Walter is his finest work in my opinion. "Hell, she moves just right, they flap like two doggie doors."

    • @alethannesolis8026
      @alethannesolis8026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Toneai2007 i thought multiple personality disorder? Anyway he's soooooo funny!!

    • @jmfirelord
      @jmfirelord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Toneai2007
      If he has a disorder he wouldn’t run a fucking comedy show for over 20 years

    • @sweettastestokisperlisashi859
      @sweettastestokisperlisashi859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr...

    • @sarahlucas9770
      @sarahlucas9770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so u tried to be fancy then went back to regular

    • @sarahlucas9770
      @sarahlucas9770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no if he had that then how would he be able to do this for more than 20 years

  • @tristenkaiserlik5085
    @tristenkaiserlik5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeff: how do you know all this
    Walter: I... Have glaucoma

  • @carlazamora2505
    @carlazamora2505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lovvvvvvve it😍😍😍😍😍

  • @Brandon2940
    @Brandon2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Thank you Professor Google'sToFuckin'Much" XD

  • @jeffbauer201
    @jeffbauer201 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny as hell

  • @aprilheart1424
    @aprilheart1424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jeff we are all going to get a petition to bring out Walter wife 😆

  • @Candice7
    @Candice7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s like Frank Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond LOL

  • @conniehunt8732
    @conniehunt8732 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this he is so funny I wish I can see him love just once

  • @sheilabarron4526
    @sheilabarron4526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Walter you think your not FUNNY,SooooooSooooooo wrong you just Halorious TY Jeff✌💙

  • @dargondrak
    @dargondrak 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Walters wife did jumping jacks and ended up with 2 black eyes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I...have glaucoma." Yeah? How about some of that Smokum Joe?

  • @teresah3768
    @teresah3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love them all and you ❤️

  • @MrJlee93
    @MrJlee93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Asbestos "Yeah, that's what peanut is made out of"

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what are ya sniffing peanut?"
    "its lonely on the road jeff"

  • @Brandon2940
    @Brandon2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Well thank you Professor. GooglesTooFuckinMuch"

  • @grungusjarvis9413
    @grungusjarvis9413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uh-Oh!

  • @stargirlxo9590
    @stargirlxo9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sticky icky ooh wee! Put it in the air- Snoop Dogg

  • @ginantsfan5
    @ginantsfan5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Walter your the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @yeyemanaois7300
    @yeyemanaois7300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really funny!!!

  • @35i_Hearse_Driver
    @35i_Hearse_Driver 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the Al Bundy quote 😂😂😂

  • @brianginn6075
    @brianginn6075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have glaucoma 😎!!!

  • @gavinrose5916
    @gavinrose5916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Walter is slightly nicer than the 90's

  • @jacksonsmith868
    @jacksonsmith868 ปีที่แล้ว

    Walter will be terrified

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bangkok Blast Off 😂😂

  • @truthbetold3550
    @truthbetold3550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When do we get to meet MRS. WALTER? I can't to meet her!! Have them on as a couple on their anniversary, maybe?