Mass Effect 2 - Zaeed Massani's Stories

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  • @fiddlove
    @fiddlove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I'd give up every game I own for one more mission with that shitty old man

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Potatomania ! Me too man,me too

  • @GhostSnake
    @GhostSnake 13 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Zaeed: "I once passed through the Omega 4 relay to attack the Collector Base. Hell of a thing. Three died before we even landed, then another one got hit in the face when trying to close the doors. Came up against some seekers swarms. Little bastards gave us hell, killed another one. More died on the way to the objective. After we set up the bomb, a giant human Reaper showed up. Toughest fight of my life. Took that thing down only wth a pistol. Only I made it out alive."
    Shepard: "Wait, what?"

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      goddamnit shepard

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @LyraniaLothar
      @LyraniaLothar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It sounds hilarious if you read it with Zaeed's voice.

    • @jacoballen9523
      @jacoballen9523 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So you knew archangel from before small world

  • @triburst
    @triburst 9 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "Went out for Ice Cream once, 18 men and 2 Batarians died that day."

    • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
      @user-hi4sm3ig5j 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I was the only one who made it out alive that day...

    • @Dreamdecipher-pj1nt
      @Dreamdecipher-pj1nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And The Hanar Icemen was so rude. I never thought how strong thier tantacles are... I was not able to sit anywhere for 3 Earth-Time days.

    • @sooneradmirer4382
      @sooneradmirer4382 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dreamdecipher-pj1nt 😐 Seems like you're implying something happened to his 🍑

    • @optimaltt6070
      @optimaltt6070 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Did I ever tell you how I F%$$#@!!$$ up an Elcor's spinal integrity with a paper clip?"

  • @solidraid7752
    @solidraid7752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I love hearing stories from space grandpa...

    • @Grimpy970
      @Grimpy970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I swear to GOD he's based off of the character Robert Muldoon from 'Jurassic Park'. Grizzled british merc who knows entirely too much about guns. He's the guy who takes on two 'velociraptors' with his SPAS-12, and gets flanked. He says, "Clever girl..."
      That is the inspiration for zaeed. I swear

    • @amannamedsquid313
      @amannamedsquid313 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Grimpy970 Hell, in the novel version, he survives. And he manages to kill a raptor with a rocket launcher.

  • @Jadefire1010
    @Jadefire1010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    So many of his stories end with his squad getting killed. No wonder he's a bad choice for squad leader in the suicide mission.

    • @KazooieX1
      @KazooieX1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Like an enlisted man, good at fighting, shir at leading

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@KazooieX1he took impossible jobs and came out alive. that just means everyone else wasn't up to the job

    • @tyrayentali7041
      @tyrayentali7041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But then it makes no sense that he is the only one who dies if he's the leader.

    • @HIKOL_Nightcore
      @HIKOL_Nightcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Inexperienced squad, they were more like the kid who bought a gun to take down Archangel(Garrus).

  • @SootShade
    @SootShade 12 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "You smoke, Shepard? Don't, that stuff'll kill you."
    Has to be his best line in the game.

  • @SonicOverlordUK
    @SonicOverlordUK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    RIP Robin Sachs. :(

    • @boyssouls5689
      @boyssouls5689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SonicOverlordUK May you never be forgotten.

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP to the maddest bastard on the Normandy, theres few crewmembers i walk past and think how the fuck did you end up on my ship, but thank god.

    • @MomentPhotographyG1
      @MomentPhotographyG1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💯🙏🏾

  • @SpectreGray
    @SpectreGray 14 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Zaeed's loyalty mission should've been Shepard finding a way to fix Jesse

    • @allduckslikewater8017
      @allduckslikewater8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He fixes it in me3. You can't see it though, because only thing that suggest that is message about "things bought by Zaed Massani" in Shadow broker terminal in Liara office and it contains repair kits and "Parts for Avenger - no longer continued series" or something like this

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@allduckslikewater8017 goosebumps, RIP Robin Sachs one of the dumbest add on crewmembers and somehow he is just so GODDAMN endearing.

  • @TheAdamFMartin
    @TheAdamFMartin 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Rest in peace, Mr. Sachs. You made Zaeed come to life.

  • @OhSPY.
    @OhSPY. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    For all his stories about his bloody glorious escapades, sounded pretty cool when he praises Joker for surviving the Collector attack.
    R.I.P. Robin Sachs, you are dearly missed. Damn good bounty hunter.

  • @MandaIore738
    @MandaIore738 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    His death anniversary is soon - Feb 1st, 2013
    RIP Robin Sachs :(

    • @SkrapMetal84
      @SkrapMetal84 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What?! dam..... Zaeed reminded me of Candorus from Kotor 1.

    • @feco91
      @feco91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack Irvine Actually, he voiced Admiral Saul Karath in KotOR.

  • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
    @olefredrikskjegstad5972 9 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    He's like Boba Fett if he actually had a personality

    • @mrdarknut1175
      @mrdarknut1175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      boba fett if he had more than 10 lines of dialogue

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bobafett if he could kill han solo

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHhhHHHHHH

    • @manojajithpanicker1691
      @manojajithpanicker1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually he reminds me of a character from Star Wars KOTOR. A mandalorian we have in our squad. We could ask to hear war stories from him.

    • @olefredrikskjegstad5972
      @olefredrikskjegstad5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@manojajithpanicker1691 Canderous Ordo. Yes, that makes sense; Canderous and Zaeed are definitely the same "type" of character, and those are both from Bioware games so it fits.

  • @YFNGamer1
    @YFNGamer1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Would anyone care for a bon bon?"

  • @OtogakureNoShinobi
    @OtogakureNoShinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Here I am after many years replaying the trilogy with the Legendary Edition. I didn't really pay him any attention before, but now I can't get enough of his character... I wish he's romanceable lol

    • @thedoctor4327
      @thedoctor4327 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Apparently in the Citadel party he can admit he always thought Fem Shep was beautiful. Not sure how to get him to say it though

  • @ChocolateDog203
    @ChocolateDog203 12 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Damn jellyfish nearly strangled me to death."
    The line that made me love Zaeed.

  • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
    @user-hi4sm3ig5j 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:54 That's because thermal clips weren't invented then, Zaeed.

    • @random3857
      @random3857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess getting shot in the face makes you forgetful.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they had ammo blocks with thousands of rounds

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Zaeed = ME's Canderous Ordo/Mandalore

    • @sweatysocks8214
      @sweatysocks8214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit, I never thought of it that way.

  • @JinX_11199
    @JinX_11199 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The Hanar story was the best

  • @AnimeMetalFan1
    @AnimeMetalFan1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Zaeed Massani vs. Boba Fett. Now THAT would be an interesting fight. The most dangerous bounty hunters from two different galaxies going at it? Who wouldn't wanna see that?

    • @franciszaldivar337
      @franciszaldivar337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'd pay to see that

    • @xRaZo4LyF33
      @xRaZo4LyF33 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Francis Zaldivar Aria says it's not an option.

    • @franciszaldivar337
      @franciszaldivar337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't care

    • @AnimeMetalFan1
      @AnimeMetalFan1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** I doubt it, unless he hits Boba from behind or something. Boba has experience killing fast moving and very powerful targets such as Jedi and has even battled Darth Vader before. How can Zaeed top that?

    • @AnimeMetalFan1
      @AnimeMetalFan1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Well regardless of the EU being Legends now, all that happened in comic books, video games, and novels. Since I am a huge Star Wars fan, I still consider them canon.

  • @Maniac_7_7_7
    @Maniac_7_7_7 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was just waxing goddamn nostalgic.

  • @OkayNo34
    @OkayNo34 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    RIP Sachs , great voice actor of one of my favourite Mass Effect characters

  • @CPUpwner
    @CPUpwner 11 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I cried during Jessie's story.
    Damn good rifle.

  • @TheSamuraijim87
    @TheSamuraijim87 11 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "This one time I starred in a sequel where they replaced really a awesome squad for a bunch of whiny fools who incessantly moaned about Shepard's former association with Cerberus and needed consoling about random crap every two missions. The producers knocked me down to a cameo and made a bizarre ending that pissed the world off. I was the only one who left with his credibility intact."

    • @VenomousHigh
      @VenomousHigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This deserves so many more likes. Holy shit.

    • @TheSamuraijim87
      @TheSamuraijim87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VenomousHigh haha thanks!

    • @khalduras784
      @khalduras784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean only Kaidan or Ashley ever "moaned" about Shepard's past association with Cerberus

    • @TheSamuraijim87
      @TheSamuraijim87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khalduras784 half fair, but the whole game is predicated on being arrested for working with Cerberus. Despite the fact that you're a Spectre. I think James and Anderson mention it. In part 2, Tali certainly references it.

    • @khalduras784
      @khalduras784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSamuraijim87 garrus mentions it aswell in me2. Mordin mentions it in me2. James mentionnit early on but often it was mostly in support of Shepard same goes for Hackett.
      So the only ones who moaned are still just Kaidan/Ashley

  • @truckatruckad8896
    @truckatruckad8896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    In my ME2 ending, Zaeed was the only squad that got killed. Was especially sad bc of the last speech he gives before dying. He came very far in my game, close to becoming a good guy even. Plus, when only one guy dies in the suicide mission, it hurts even more when Shepard puts his hand on the coffin and walks away.
    RIP Zaeed Massani

    • @HIKOL_Nightcore
      @HIKOL_Nightcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It felt canon, his luck ran out.

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HIKOL_Nightcore one last payday, its how he wanted to go out tbh did some good.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedreamcapture2681 I wish I had the guts to make a choice like that. I just love the ME characters too much to not reset.

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zaeed also has some interesting commentary on squadmates after recruiting them. For example, after mission Dossier: Archangel, he'll praise Garrus's sniping skills and say that both him and Garrus wanted the same thing: A lot of Mercs dead

  • @hannusuoniemi5716
    @hannusuoniemi5716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    one of the best characters in ME2.

  • @spaceythehuman5530
    @spaceythehuman5530 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Today's the anniversary of Robin Sachs, one of the greatest actors in our lifespan.

  • @IamRizer
    @IamRizer 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Zaeed is my favourite character to bring on mission's. In my first playthrough I brought him along on every mission, and in my second I brought him along with someone else.

  • @crazyrabbits
    @crazyrabbits 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the dialogue about Zaeed's opinion of Joker. It seems as though Zaeed has a lot of respect for him, to the point that he would have let Joker grab any of the weapons in his room.

  • @Martintheauthor
    @Martintheauthor 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, after I recruit Tali I equip Zaeed with an Avenger Rifle and imagine that Tali fixed Jessie (which she could do). Strangely though, imagining the scene where he gets her back brings a tear to my eye.

  • @EllynoreMoonwood
    @EllynoreMoonwood 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also, there's two quotes you missed, one with Zaeed's reflection on his LM and his comment on Garrus:
    "So you knew Archangel from before. Interesting. Knew a lot of men taking jobs to kill the son of a bitch. I never saw the point. He and I wanted the same thing: whole lot of mercs dead. Hell of a sniper, though, and he kept himself alive with all the mercs in Omega after him. That ain't easy."

  • @LoomisTook
    @LoomisTook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    RIP Robin Sachs

  • @Aurik-Kal-Durin
    @Aurik-Kal-Durin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Zaeed is such an awesome character. I love just listening to his stories... too bad he wasn't fully fleshed out. They should've cut Jacob Taylor from the game and replaced him with Zaeed.

  • @cooperkoch1935
    @cooperkoch1935 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Rip Robin Sachs

  • @knives4cash
    @knives4cash 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gotta love Bioware. They give you a "Don't smoke" message but with STYLE.

  • @taryndesue7098
    @taryndesue7098 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Would anyone care for a Bon Bon?

    • @mrdarknut1175
      @mrdarknut1175 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      saw that episode

    • @Hexic920
      @Hexic920 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TARYN DESUE "I'll have one"

    • @minusfellow
      @minusfellow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Park *whole room gasps*

    • @Aussie-boi
      @Aussie-boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a delightful taste sensation

    • @daltonhall5888
      @daltonhall5888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO EATING IN MY CLASS!

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When earth is gonna get attacked by aliens, we need people like this to hold the line for humanity

    • @JustShin11
      @JustShin11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain Krossix so long as he isn't in charge of any squadrons I'd be cool with it lol Zaeed Massani is Boss

  • @EllynoreMoonwood
    @EllynoreMoonwood 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The quote, "Get a knire stuck in the right way and you can put that plate right off a krogan's head. It's the best way to get a krogan to talk. The thrill of it drives him mad," was said twice.

  • @thedreamcapture2681
    @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zaeed background- sole survivor.

  • @HoboJoe83
    @HoboJoe83 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Vito Santiago finally finished the job.RIP Rob Sachs.

    • @Mewiel
      @Mewiel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Named my cat Zaeed Massani.
      And I wont stop remembering Sachs and his works after my cat passes away. Damn good voice.

  • @edlenorgaeron8003
    @edlenorgaeron8003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Why people don't realize that Zaeed and Jack met at some point?

    • @frankfontainepx1
      @frankfontainepx1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Forget that Jack kicked Kai Leng's ass and no one points that out

    • @edlenorgaeron8003
      @edlenorgaeron8003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alfred Ramirez Yeah, that too.
      Wait, Jack or Thane?

    • @frankfontainepx1
      @frankfontainepx1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jack in comics

    • @edlenorgaeron8003
      @edlenorgaeron8003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alfred Ramirez People rarely read the comics.

    • @frankfontainepx1
      @frankfontainepx1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      still nice to point out, seeing how Jack made fun of Miranda for letting Kai Leng get the better of her

  • @ClassicToonFan64
    @ClassicToonFan64 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I guess Heaven really needed a new warrior angel... You will never be forgotten, Mr. Sachs.

  • @AGuyNamedRaf
    @AGuyNamedRaf 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never underestimate a hanar; especially if it's Blasto: the Hanar Spectre.

  • @kutless45
    @kutless45 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Robin Sachs was able to record Zaeed's lines in the Mass Effect 3 "Citadel" DLC that comes out on the 5th. We will be able to see Zaeed one more time.

  • @JayIceColdD
    @JayIceColdD 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for doing this from a more personal, advantageous, and revealing camera angle(s)!

  • @makotomikami
    @makotomikami 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:57 whoa, whoa! He said Jessie was out of commission "about 5 years ago", then "I don't remember ejecting a clip once", weren't thermal clips introduced AFTER Shepard died (1st time), which was less than 2 years ago in this game?

    • @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955
      @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Makoto Mikami Retcon bullshit. In the first game Cerberus was supposed to be some sort of a secret Alliance program gone rogue too.

    • @makotomikami
      @makotomikami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Xirius The Soulwatcher
      Well, that was still kind of a thing on 2, and even EDI explains how that made it possible to develop Normandy SR-2 since Cerberus was still part of The Alliance.

    • @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955
      @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makoto Mikami See thats really part of the point. It just kinda messed up and doesn't make all that much sense.

    • @IzzyLovesRock
      @IzzyLovesRock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Makoto Mikami Zaeed is getting senile, lol. You didt eject a thermal clip cause there wasnt one!

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they had ammo blocks with tens of thousands of rounds. so yes you would eject a spent clip after several days of constant shooting.

  • @sullivanbarry6772
    @sullivanbarry6772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WE MISS YOU ZAEED

  • @Jovian999
    @Jovian999 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin Goddamn Sachs. We'll remember and love you as a foul-mouthed gun-toting space badass. Voice actor, he said? Goddamn legend, I said.

  • @umbrellashotgunman
    @umbrellashotgunman 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just wait, there'll be a ME3 "true" ending DLC where we find out that Zaeed was the only survivor.

  • @Thisissparta1972
    @Thisissparta1972 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    R.I.P Jesse

  • @rafaelbogdan9307
    @rafaelbogdan9307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:55 "Trying to remember" (phases back into the same reality as Shepard like it's no big deal) "What was his name?..."

  • @MsAquamonkey
    @MsAquamonkey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    RIP Robin Sachs, brilliant actor, amazing guy.

  • @DanielClear2
    @DanielClear2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish the speech were actually animated like this (camera positions). Makes Zaeed and Kasumi less important.

  • @ldf8u
    @ldf8u 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for posting this--really. When I first got Zaeed, I talked to him a lot (was a bit bummed there was no real dialogue) but eventually didn't have the patience to keep running down to Engineering to hear another anecdote. And now...now I don't have to! lol
    So funny tho--whenever I think of a hanar, I always flashback to ME1 where you're trying to convince one to leave and (if you're a Renegade), Shepard says, "Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish!"

  • @domvbui
    @domvbui 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I did a whole Renegade playthrough with Zaeed as my right hand man (permanent squad member) and it was badass. Combine Shepard's renegade actions with Zaeed's badassery and it was awesome. Even in the suicide mission I was going to see if I could Zaeed have an epic death, so I left him to hold the line ALONE. Yet he still survived, wtf?

  • @Trayusstudent1
    @Trayusstudent1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rest In Peace, Robin Sachs :(

  • @matthewriley7826
    @matthewriley7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can just imagine during the battle on Earth, Zaeed bringing out Jesse to mow down husks, banshees and everything else.

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liara's notes on Zaeed indicate he found new parts for Jessie after all.

  • @TheSamuraijim87
    @TheSamuraijim87 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For me, Robin Sachs WAS Zaeed. An absolute fucking legend, I shit you not.

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice. I love Zaeed. I think he's a very underrated character.
    Just a note, I can only think of a few stories you're missing. One is after you clear Jacobs loyalty mission, I forget how it goes, and the other is after the Horizon mission where he talks about how he rescued an 8 year old girl who killed her way out of a slaver camp. I run down to engineering after every mission for his stories, so if I find any others, I'll let you know.

  • @danielhall6354
    @danielhall6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:01 everyone died but me...
    such a good line delivered so well

  • @harlequin2262
    @harlequin2262 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kind of reminds me of a kid playing at their Grandfather's place. Playing in his workshop with his tools, while Grampa waxes about his war stories.

  • @BackhandTrebond
    @BackhandTrebond 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Robin Sachs. You'll always be our big goddamn hero.

  • @woodledoodledoodle
    @woodledoodledoodle 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zaeed once took his parents out to dinner. The returant was raided by biotic krogans who were turned into husks. He was the only survivor

  • @LieutenantAmerica
    @LieutenantAmerica 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP, Mr. Sachs. You were the best Guddamned voice actor a grizzled sci-fi mercenary could have.

  • @JayIceColdD
    @JayIceColdD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zaeed Massani: The Badest of the Bad.
    Robin Sachs: Badder Than That.
    RIP, buddy. Thanks for the memories!

  • @XBeth42
    @XBeth42 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, teleporting Zaeed... I luv his stories, certainly hope he will be in ME3 (as a LI).

  • @lostn65
    @lostn65 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite character.

  • @Edges
    @Edges 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha, I'm glad you put this video up.
    I'm always interested on his stories... so goddamn interesting.
    He should be doing the Dos Equis(XX) beer commercial.

  • @SmedZeppelin
    @SmedZeppelin 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:43-8:50
    That line proves that Robin Sachs is a fucking amazing voice actor. It could just be a shallow line - not meant to mean anything, but he makes us wonder...

  • @commandershephard5019
    @commandershephard5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a dlc where you play as him and do all these missions will be cool

  • @SP-pn7xx
    @SP-pn7xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I can think of is Kelly Chambers trapped in an elevator with him.

  • @MaxUltimata
    @MaxUltimata 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video takes me back...

  • @Excalibur2112
    @Excalibur2112 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the story Zaeed tells about some guy puking inside his helmet and then when it was sloshing around everyone thought he had his brains blown away...Couldn't stop laughing during that part...

  • @Bundeswehr007
    @Bundeswehr007 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great love how you laid it out cinematicly yourself. ZAEED & JESSE for ME3!

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liara's file on him in ME3 indicates he finally found parts to fix Jessie.

  • @UnAnimatedMan
    @UnAnimatedMan 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope the Mass effect writers write some more books. I think a book about Zaeed and his exploits would be an extremely enjoyable read!

  • @Artakha9000
    @Artakha9000 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I once found myself cornered by a couple hungry Vorcha. Damned things tried to rip my face of with their teeth. So I grabbed the head of the first taker, and made him take a bite out of the head of the second. Apparently they like the taste of their own, so I ran off with my honor intact, and that first Vorcha made a meal out of his college. I swear, Vorcha are some of the most brutal wanks I'd ever seen. Pair them with Krogan, and you've got one badass merc squad."

  • @AlvinHDavernport
    @AlvinHDavernport 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And Javik. Jesus, I can just picture it. Eavesdrop on their conversations and play a drinking game: every time Javik says "in my cycle," take a shot. Every time Zaeed says "helluva" or "goddamn," shot. I promise you wouldn't last two minutes.

  • @TheSamuraiGirl32
    @TheSamuraiGirl32 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that Zaeed was Spongebob's driving teacher.

  • @moblinmajorgeneral
    @moblinmajorgeneral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:17 When even the most brutal prisons on Earth sound like summer camp, you know Batarians are assholes.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a reason why the Council let them go so easily, and why Zaeed didn't want them in the Blue Suns.

  • @Omanaite
    @Omanaite 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    This takes me back...

  • @plutonianprincess
    @plutonianprincess 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really like the one when he talked about a kid who had no business in mercenary work. The kid apparently puked in his helmet, and when the ship hit turbulence, with all that stuff sloshing...the kid thought he was shot in the head.
    When I heard Zaeed told it, I just LOLed for a good minute. Helluva a story. The kid became a governor. :)

  • @DeeTeeHawaii
    @DeeTeeHawaii 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zaeed reminds me of my grandpa. Badass grandpas kick ass!

  • @Simplify85
    @Simplify85 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is a story where Zaeed is talking about a gun bunker he and hes squad attacked. They couldnt do it. One of them said that they should kidnap a young woman from a village close by, strap some grenades on to her and make her go and seduce the guy firing at them. They did it and the girl went to the bunker but... no explosion. Firing stopped and Zaeed with his squad sneaked past the bunker. They still dont know what happened there. We can only guess :D

  • @JHS270694
    @JHS270694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No eating in my classroom!!

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    U remember his loyalty mission? It reminded me of something until" F ME!! It's the story Captain Anderson tells you about his Mission with Saren: Blowing up a place to get his goal, and letting everyone die in between".
    The question is. Did YOU become Saren? ;)

  • @ChriosM
    @ChriosM 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the stories about Jessie. Sad though, in the end.

  • @views-pg5sk
    @views-pg5sk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its a delightful taste sensation

  • @MalElric
    @MalElric 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Mr. Sachs you were a fantastic person

  • @Helljumper425
    @Helljumper425 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I once took my niece out for a walk and some ice cream. I was the only one that made it out alive."
    "Hey, don't touch. That toothbrush is older than you are."
    "You ever think about retiring Shepard? Don't--it's a bad habit. My old gang got a huge bonus for doing a security job. They let it get to their heads and started talking about retirement...I was the only one that made it out alive."
    "Thorian Creepers eh? Not too bad if you get past the moaning. Trust me, there are worse sounds...Ssss"

  • @woodledoodledoodle
    @woodledoodledoodle 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ripping the krogan head plates off sould be a finishing move in ME3

  • @KIinkKIink
    @KIinkKIink 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:59
    Zaeed Massani: A True Inspiration for the Children

  • @1rebelboy
    @1rebelboy 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rest in peace, sir.

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Granted. Robin Sachs recorded dialogue for Zaeed in the Citadel DLC before he died. That alone is reason enough for me to sink money into the Citadel DLC. Goodnight sweet prince ;_;

  • @OHAIMedia
    @OHAIMedia 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bah, Zaeed - he has that ol' "drunk grampa" thing going on.
    ...
    It's AWESOME!

  • @deathsheep
    @deathsheep 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rest in Peace Robin Sachs, last of the God Damn Heroes.

  • @StromausderSteckdose
    @StromausderSteckdose 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zaeed deserves an own action-movie.

  • @danielhall6354
    @danielhall6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:51 this is why you take Zaeed with you on Omega

  • @danielhall6354
    @danielhall6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:20 one of the best ones

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did he just convinced me not to smoke EVER?

  • @TemariSand7
    @TemariSand7 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He has the best stories ever! i love Zaeed. :)