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  • Clips from Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise and the new Star Trek Movie of the catch phrase, "I'm a Doctor, not a..."
    To hear Dr. McCoy say the iconic phrase, go to • Dr. McCoy - I'm a Doct...

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  • @rueceless7580
    @rueceless7580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Computer deactivate Iguana..."
    Cant say I ever expected this line.

    • @rickypoon6406
      @rickypoon6406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Computer remove corpse."
      - Garak, Deep Space 9

    • @giftheck
      @giftheck ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rickypoon6406 "Computer, remove the plank"
      "That's 'retract plank', not 'remove plank', Number One."
      -Riker and Picard, Generations

  • @Armann_
    @Armann_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:19 What... what, are you doing, Doc? LOL

  • @thebumblequeen6778
    @thebumblequeen6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "His name's Leonard. He's a hologram."
    *amazing*

  • @adamdemgar2798
    @adamdemgar2798 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    When The Doctor was faced with fixing the other holograms, he said I'm a doctor, not an engineer. McCoy said the exact same thing in Mirror Mirror

  • @rashida7777
    @rashida7777 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10 out of 10 stars for this vid!! Just great!!

  • @blueskybelyr
    @blueskybelyr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Considering becoming a doctor JUST to say that phrase whenever it pleases me...

  • @ThrashMetallix
    @ThrashMetallix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm a pilot, not a doctor!"

  • @CaptainJZH
    @CaptainJZH 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just me, or did Voyager do the line more than TOS ever did?

  • @Randomguy-mb1wd
    @Randomguy-mb1wd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm scientist not a doctor

  • @davekeays
    @davekeays 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't it amazing how he is very good at what he isn't and doesn't do?

  • @Nichodo
    @Nichodo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @1:37
    The Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a zookeeper.
    Me: Tell that to Doctor Phlox who had animals in the NX-01 Enterprise's Sickbay :D

  • @NerdWorldEmpire
    @NerdWorldEmpire 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    no original series quotes? he had some of the best I'm a Doctor not a brick layer, or I'm a Doctor not an escalator DeForest Kelly Legend! :D

  • @xHappygolucky724
    @xHappygolucky724 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes it is.

  • @EvilMariobot
    @EvilMariobot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I still remember watching First Contact in the theater and everyone cheering when the EMH appeared.

    • @erinocelotl3578
      @erinocelotl3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Argh that must have been so cool.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too. I was in Tempe, Arizona

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “I’m a Doctor, not a doorstop!”

    • @annagalati34
      @annagalati34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved that part too!!

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Damn it JJ, Im a doctor, not a lens flare!

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This might be the best one anyone will ever conceive. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @josephamendolea3431
      @josephamendolea3431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karl Urban should've used that for the gag reel LOL

    • @raxsavvage
      @raxsavvage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that made me giggle

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dam it I'm a Klingon, not a vampire.

  • @s-094cam5
    @s-094cam5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Best part, Picardo adlibbed his audition line from requesting that he be turned off to "I'm a doctor, not a night light". That actually helped get him the job.

    • @UpTheIronOzzy
      @UpTheIronOzzy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And he did that without even knowing that that was McCoy's catchphrase. Double awesome!

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Greypike Come on! I know the part about the nightlight adlib, but not knowing the doctor from Star Trek’s catch-phrase?!

  • @godzillaisnuclea123
    @godzillaisnuclea123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    No original Mcoy what is this blasphemy

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Truth be told...you need an entirely seperate video for McCoy alone.

    • @noobsaibot908
      @noobsaibot908 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LordDarthHarry Actually the EMH says it 12 times. Bones only said it 7 times.

    • @dschwartz783
      @dschwartz783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nothing like the real McCoy!

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even though he says it 7 times, he only says it in the "I'm a doctor, not a ..." format 4 times. The other times are just "I'm not a ... " and "I'm a ... "

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm a doctor, not a script writer!

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor but I'm not that kind of doctor, I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate, you just sit there and you're useless!"

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, yesterday’s Enterprise and the 2nd encounter with Q , Q who? Could have been movies of the week or something. Such wasted potential.

    • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
      @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Irish381 i mean you're entitled to your opinion and all but what made you think the best place for it was under my Treasure Planet reference

  • @LGranthamsHeir
    @LGranthamsHeir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    0:38 - 0:42 EMH: "I'm a doctor, not a performer. I don't have time for such nonsense!!"
    Yet the Doctor went on to become one of the greatest opera singers in the Delta Quadrant :)

  • @Claudanne2
    @Claudanne2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    The EMH used the "I'm a Dr. not a..." line more than Bones did, the originator of the line.

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clada Max-El originator??? 😂 oh youngens

    • @legionaireb
      @legionaireb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The EMH was programmed with the knowledge, talents, and idiosyncrasies of all the best doctors in Starfleet history.
      ...which is why he keeps paraphrasing McCoy.

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fact, the actor of Dr. McCoy originated that line before Star Trek.

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whitewolf3051 DeForest came up with that line himself? Nice! It's amazing how much the actors contributed to the show. Leonard invented both the Vulcan salute and the Vulcan neck pinch, Deforest came up with his most signature line.

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, he did have more seasons to work with.

  • @123RADIOactive
    @123RADIOactive 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    *I'm a doctor, not a catchphrase* ;)

  • @ButiLao44
    @ButiLao44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "I'm a doctor, not a..."
    "I'm a doctor, not a..."
    "I'm a doctor, not a..."
    "I'm a PILOT, Harry, not a DOCTOR!!"
    :'D

  • @ImmortalfireTheMod
    @ImmortalfireTheMod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "Computer, deactivate iguana." LOL

    • @infrawiz
      @infrawiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that was badass :D

    • @Nichodo
      @Nichodo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Im a doctor. Not a zookeeper.

    • @redips
      @redips 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How Dare You!!!

    • @PawelK198604
      @PawelK198604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nichodo I wonder from what episode it was, it was planty of time since i watched Star Trek Voyager?

    • @gaoutlaw
      @gaoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@@PawelK198604 Its from Life Line

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Bugs Bunny shows up.
    "Ehhh, what's up doc?"
    "Finally someone gets it."

    • @AmbrosiaDreamWeaver
      @AmbrosiaDreamWeaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds like a fun prank!

    • @benjaminschiel3339
      @benjaminschiel3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Computer deactive talking Bunny.

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benjaminschiel3339 computer deactivate talking wabbit.
      Unable to comply. Current stardate is within duck season parameters.

    • @josefschiltz2192
      @josefschiltz2192 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Torthrodhel Chuck Jones: - redrawing stardate: "Ain't I a stinker?"
      Bugs: "HEY! WAITAMINNIT! YOU CAN'T DO . . (blip)

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@josefschiltz2192 seems I took a wrong turn at alpha centauri

  • @redDL89
    @redDL89 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    EMH: "I'm a doctor..."
    new crewman "Um...doctor who?"
    EMH: "Like I said, I'm a doctor, not a British sci-fi character who travels through time in a blue 1950 British police box"

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      redDL89 "I'm A doctor. Not THE Doctor."

    • @Lanadra
      @Lanadra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RED Soldier Voyager's EMH is refered to as ''The Doctor''.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CenturyNitro Yeah, but over time, he has been thinking of a name for himself, eventually deciding to choose "Joe" as his name. While The Doctor from Doctor Who never revealed his true name and everyone just calls him The Doctor.

    • @deadbird3144
      @deadbird3144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keva the Half-Kestora Admiral Janeway wiped Joe out of history.

    • @algoy001
      @algoy001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he have the name Zimmerman in the Voyager books?

  • @hfontanez98
    @hfontanez98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    If you would've included McCoy's quotes, the video would've been 10 hours long.

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually McCoy only used the "I'm a Doctor, not a..." line 4 times in the TV series.

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clada Max-El actually, I can think of at least five times he said "I'm a doctor, not a..." and several more times he said variations of the line.

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he said it another time in one of the movies, but I'm referring to the TV show only. If you remember something my Star Trek Magazine didn't, please tell me. And I am well aware of the multiple variations of the "I'm a doctor, not a ..." line, but I was only wanting the exact "I'm a doctor, not a [insert word related to conversation and plot here]"

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clada Max-El I was referring to the tv shows as well. The episodes are Devil in the Dark, Friday's Child, The Doomsday Machine, Mirror Mirror, and The Empath.

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, I must've missed one.

  • @PetersonZF
    @PetersonZF 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The genius of the Doctor saying it is that McCoy is literally part of his program.

  • @Crystalphoenixreborn
    @Crystalphoenixreborn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.

    • @999monsterjam3
      @999monsterjam3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well then tell a story, dance, or something!

    • @randomunavailable
      @randomunavailable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +999MonsterJam I don't care, just give us a few seconds!
      According to Starfleet medical research, borg implants can cause severe skin irritations, perhaps you'd like, an analgesic cream? - I died laughing, Robert Picardo's cameo and he played it up perfectly with his insanely amazing comedic timing.

    • @NTDang
      @NTDang 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold the door

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked his cameo.

  • @blogginsriverbymnl48isabop86
    @blogginsriverbymnl48isabop86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I'm a doctor, not a peeping tom.

  • @Kiwi_Tea
    @Kiwi_Tea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    From TOS - "I'm a doctor, not a brick layer!"

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      -"You're a medic. There's a patient. That's a order."

    • @5610winston
      @5610winston 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I first heard that comment out of context, I thought of Rivke Rappaport, who was stacked like a brick smokehouse.

  • @ignas9218
    @ignas9218 14 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love Tom Paris' line:
    "Harry, I'm a pilot, not a doctor!"

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'm a TH-cam comment, not a doctor.

  • @lilycraig6717
    @lilycraig6717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "His names Leonard" oh what a coincidence i know a Leonard and hes a doctor not a lizard

    • @Alinarotster
      @Alinarotster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hm. What an coincidence indeed. I'm sure the iguana isn't named after the an infamous doctor.

  • @Coolerdbz69
    @Coolerdbz69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer

  • @cabaird100
    @cabaird100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You think you missed the best one. Dr McCoy and the Horta. "Damit Jim. I'm a doctor not a brick layer."

    • @Claudanne2
      @Claudanne2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I remember correctly, that was the very first "I'm a doctor, not a ..." line.

  • @SirDobbsdaGr8
    @SirDobbsdaGr8 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Good old McCoy. Setting an example for all doctors.

  • @phantomzero2413
    @phantomzero2413 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I know Kelley started it, but Picardo is probably my favorite.

  • @MightyWolf1029
    @MightyWolf1029 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm the Doctor, not a doctor!

  • @BFCrusader
    @BFCrusader 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Get the cheese to sickbay."
    "I'm a doctor, not a dairy farmer"

  • @scotthamp384
    @scotthamp384 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My favorite one was when Karl Urban as Bones said, "Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist."

    • @saiyamanGXT
      @saiyamanGXT ปีที่แล้ว

      And a physicist is a doctor.

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@saiyamanGXT I think he means a medical doctor

  • @WilHiteWarrior
    @WilHiteWarrior 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop" was always my favorite one. lol

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm a comment, not a doctor.

  • @annagalati34
    @annagalati34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Robert Piccardo is my favourite actor on Star Trek Voyager. He is fantastic!!!

  • @terrienaismith8103
    @terrienaismith8103 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm a Doctor, not an Escalator!

    • @tarnvedra9952
      @tarnvedra9952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is the best thing Bones ever said :D

  • @elfdream2007
    @elfdream2007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Funny sticking that clip of Tom Paris in there considering how he was forced to work with the Doctor and didn't want to. ;)

    • @KnightRaymund
      @KnightRaymund 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sharon Winsatt a million things he loved and was good at. naturally Janeway made sure to find the one thing he hated

    • @msinvincible2000
      @msinvincible2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was bad writing: Tom had only had une semester of biology at the academy. There were many science officers aboard Voyager, but I think that the writes didn't want to have more principal characters, so they made Tom help the Doctor. Which is stupid, because Tom was already Chief Pilot. What did the other 100 crew member do all day? Samantha Wildman for example was a xenobiologist, so I don't suppose she had much to do aboard Voyager, and she had already a much wider knowledge of biology

    • @msinvincible2000
      @msinvincible2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I disagree: first they didn't make that many landing parties and explorations. Second, it was the doctor who dealt with the plagues and anything that could harm humans.

  • @AngieHeartsBeauty
    @AngieHeartsBeauty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this! The doctor from voyager is so awesome. XD

  • @jerobriggs6861
    @jerobriggs6861 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'm a doctor not a peeping tom." That's why I'm calling you while you're taking a shower.

    • @WaterCrane
      @WaterCrane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only Peeping Tom that B'lanna Torres allows is Tom himself.

    • @peterburke1709
      @peterburke1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who knew that the doctor was such a perv lol

  • @xena91388
    @xena91388 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:25 Hehe! I remember when I watched ST:2k9 in theaters, every time K Urban said "I'm a doctor!" The entire audience became tense and edgy but when he left it there and didn't finish it, we all became sad and a bit depressed. Then suddenly he says it right in the middle of the action and we all cheered!

  • @pickeljarsforhillary102
    @pickeljarsforhillary102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am a jar of pickles, not a doctor!

    • @Keihryon
      @Keihryon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold on, let me find Alara.

  • @scoop4363
    @scoop4363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm a dock, Door, not a pier," said one inanimate object to another.

  • @ceilingfan7925
    @ceilingfan7925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm a Doctor, not a battery" got me xD

  • @Heraldo_Del_Mar
    @Heraldo_Del_Mar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm a doctor, not a Peeping Tom! It's nothing I haven't seen before. "
    Nice Save XD .

  • @TheRealKaiProton
    @TheRealKaiProton ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never realised the Doctor said that line so much in Voy. My favourite will always be when bones said "Im a doctor not an escalator"

  • @odonnell1218
    @odonnell1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shout out to Dr. Phlox: “I’m a physician, not an engineer!”

  • @DevilTakeMe
    @DevilTakeMe 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The story goes that Robert Picardo (who was not a fan of the original series) got his part on Voyager because he ad-libbed a "I'm a Doctor, not a..." into his audition, despite not being aware of the line's significance to Star Trek.

  • @1300l
    @1300l 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damit Jim I'm a Doctor not a philosopher....so why the new doctors love to quote my lines

  • @ExploreGamesAndMore
    @ExploreGamesAndMore 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome video - you should maybe do an extended version because there must have been much more than that, including from the original Trek. I found it really funny listening to each scene and trying to anticipate where "I'm a Doctor, not a..." (or something very similar) came in!

  • @Mrdantheman510
    @Mrdantheman510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    welp, glad that the McCoy phrase lives onto almost every Star Trek series. Beverley Crusher never said the McCoy phrase, however.

  • @thecarnivoreemperor7365
    @thecarnivoreemperor7365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks a lot doctor I think you kind of traumatized me with a topless Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Give us McCoy

  • @rum_coke_17
    @rum_coke_17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *“Dang it Jim, I’m an astronomer, not a doctor!”*
    *- Dr. Delbert Doppler, 2002 Disney’s Treasure Planet*

    • @5610winston
      @5610winston 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a PhD, not an MD!

  • @arthurbrandonnielsen
    @arthurbrandonnielsen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm a Doctor!"
    "Dr. Who?"
    "Not THE Doctor!"

  • @joew1237
    @joew1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:50 That is actually the difference

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the one running gag that should never stop.

  • @Tophertron
    @Tophertron 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really enjoyed this... right up until the point where my eyeballs were nearly seered out by all the lens flare. I'm a doctor, not a sun shield!

  • @hakandenizkoca7363
    @hakandenizkoca7363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doctor Who sesaon 9 episode 0 Last Christmas (Christmas Special) minute 42:06 doctor referanced

  • @ronaldfrechette2045
    @ronaldfrechette2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best was when Shatner hosted Saturday Night Live. Phil Hartman was Bones.
    Dr. McCoy, this man needs medical attention!
    Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a ----. Oh, okay.

  • @jamesspring4610
    @jamesspring4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I read somewhere that Robert Picardo, when he was cast as Voyager's EMH, asked Deforest Kelly if he could use the "I'm a doctor, not a...." line.

  • @adamdemgar2798
    @adamdemgar2798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever the Borg were punching through the sickbay door, wouldn’t they just rewire the doors lock, in stead of just putting dents in it?

  • @MegaBoeboe
    @MegaBoeboe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a doctor not a youtube comment!

  • @aleeyah1800
    @aleeyah1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This all happened because of DeForest Kelley he started the “I’m a doctor not a…”

  • @HeadlessChickenTO
    @HeadlessChickenTO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a doctor...not a door stop - is my absolute favorite. Should have finished the scene of the EMH encountering the Borg.
    Borg implants have been know to cause severe skin irritation. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream? (runs out of room to back up)

  • @Slashkamr
    @Slashkamr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a doctor, not a you-tube viewer... Oh wait I mean...

  • @SpydeyDan
    @SpydeyDan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:22 It's just, where are those flares even coming from?

  • @arizonashane
    @arizonashane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm just being thorough!
    Iguana: Just being thorough.

  • @GoldenLioness100
    @GoldenLioness100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karl Urban: I'm a Judge, not a doctor!

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am THE LAW! ....not a doctor.

    • @adamdemgar2798
      @adamdemgar2798 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden Actually, he’s Eomer. :)

    • @ArgonTheAware
      @ArgonTheAware 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamdemgar2798 Umm Actually, He's Cupid before all that th-cam.com/video/wO86kZicNd8/w-d-xo.html

  • @GunnerM60
    @GunnerM60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This isn't part of my program. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!"

  • @ldkellandshaw
    @ldkellandshaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Computer deactivate Iguana' - One of my favorite lines in all of ST.

  • @morning1500
    @morning1500 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is great! Loved it! Thanks for making it! :)

  • @duskyrc1373
    @duskyrc1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm a doctor, not a performer."
    Then proceeds to become obsessed with opera.

  • @mariusziah5005
    @mariusziah5005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i lost it with the zoo keeper one lol fucking hilarious

  • @ulca01
    @ulca01 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the VOY episode "Life Line" (the one with the zoo keeper comment), the EMH also uses a somewhat different version of the classic line: "a talking iguana and a voyeur flie, this is not a laboratory, it's a three ring circus; you should charge admission".
    I am not sure if the quote is completely accurate, but it is how I remember it. He (or it, if you like) said so after being fed up with all the holograms and doc Zimmerman; although he failed to notice Zimmerman's holographic assistant.

  • @sammythesnake1986
    @sammythesnake1986 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im a docter not a spel cheker.

  • @Quode001
    @Quode001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Missing my favourite from the OG- "I'm a doctor, not an escalator"

  • @tannerblack4498
    @tannerblack4498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "...conjure up holograms of Nathan Hale and Che Guevara, i'm a doctor not a counter insurgent!"
    That sounds fucking awesome, do it!

  • @milzid
    @milzid 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a doctor, not an escalator

  • @doxielain2231
    @doxielain2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a lens flare generator, not a director

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All great but not as good as DeForrest Kelly's portrayal of Leonard bones McCoy lol

    • @EVC3024
      @EVC3024 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah bones is the best these are knock offs

  • @darthglobe4285
    @darthglobe4285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04 I am a doctor not a peeping Tom!!
    🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @drmatthewcrandall9
    @drmatthewcrandall9 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I AM a doctor-and I thought this was a lot of fun to watch.

  • @ronwade2206
    @ronwade2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a Doctor, not a Dragon Slayer

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell Bones was used when programming the EMH.

  • @mattmess1221
    @mattmess1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a physician, not a physicist.

  • @GunnerM60
    @GunnerM60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My 2 favorites:
    -"I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom! It's nothing I haven't seen before!"
    -"Damn it man I'm a doctor, not a physicist!"

  • @louisiananlord17
    @louisiananlord17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A gang from Sandrine's and a Doctor-led counterinsurgency would have been legit. Just saying, I'm a writer, not a doctor. LOL. :p

  • @beawild
    @beawild 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite was Tom Paris stating that he was a pilot, not a doctor. LOL!!

  • @eyesopen5644
    @eyesopen5644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AWESOME! GOOD JOB ON THIS! THANX!!!

  • @DKrueger1994
    @DKrueger1994 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo specialist!

  • @crimsonflame2k
    @crimsonflame2k 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm a doctor, not a Dragon Slayer."
    Anyone thought of Natsu there?

  • @ultramaximusreviews
    @ultramaximusreviews ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No TOS added?