Egypt Fake Bazaar Bonanza!

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  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast  4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    How'd you guys like Egypt? I found it to be super fun!
    For you guys, I just released a FREE Market Guide on my website if you're into that kinda thing.
    Go cop it! bit.ly/FREEMarketGuide

    • @bobbybobbington646
      @bobbybobbington646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As long as you don't demand money as a 'donation' later!

    • @Mocro1984
      @Mocro1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice, but dont forget to do Morocco, can't wait.

    • @stcatherineproject
      @stcatherineproject 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro, are you in Cairo rn?

    • @genemechanic6773
      @genemechanic6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morocco, Egypt and Tunisia all deceive tourists with the free items/donations and or inflate prices even after u negotiated. So wouldn't recommend it for lone as well as inexperienced travellers.

    • @hussainyafih2747
      @hussainyafih2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ultimate bro I'm watching from 2018 ur bargains are a great way to shop thanks a lot bro love from 🇮🇳 tamilnadu Hussain Yafih

  • @anthonyhernandez4467
    @anthonyhernandez4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    When the world needed him most, he came back

    • @daskamu
      @daskamu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The hero we needed right now but not the hero we deserve

    • @hug.rection8596
      @hug.rection8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The legend is back and hopefully he’ll stay

    • @jesusruiz3497
      @jesusruiz3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!

    • @elivincent515
      @elivincent515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the iron sheik has a phrase for people like colin

    • @jawedfayazi2995
      @jawedfayazi2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think the world population is 1.33million

  • @MikeyDLooffy
    @MikeyDLooffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    Collin: "You tried tricking me."
    Also Collin: "I'm from Idaho, New Zealand."

    • @JustinCossitt
      @JustinCossitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0_0

    • @---rx6em
      @---rx6em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I died! Where from? “Idaho” “where?” “New Zealand”

    • @jorgenvonstrangle000
      @jorgenvonstrangle000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also colin: nah, too much

  • @kloudflare2592
    @kloudflare2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    My man went from "Don't break my heart" to "Don't break my neck"😂😂😂

    • @mohamdaburea6360
      @mohamdaburea6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🖕

    • @johanliebert4574
      @johanliebert4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Mohamd Abu rea شكلك انت البياع😂

    • @realmadrid5003
      @realmadrid5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johanliebert4574 😂😂

    • @iAngeL7
      @iAngeL7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @goatofcod0
      @goatofcod0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johanliebert4574 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MNewsTime
    @MNewsTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Something tells me that guys real name isn’t “Mike”

    • @omarahmed1338
      @omarahmed1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Yeh it's not a popular Egyptian name

    • @marshallislandsg5630
      @marshallislandsg5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      There is a substantial Christian population in Egypt. But yeah, this guy could be lying to make his western customers feel a bit more cozy towards him.

    • @samheedy
      @samheedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Lol trust me, that guy's name isn't Mike 😂

    • @locs13000
      @locs13000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ikr. His real name is probably john

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was born in the US so maybe?

  • @arifmiah7462
    @arifmiah7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    “Don’t break my heart” 😂😂😂 that phrase is defo page 1 in the fake market handbook

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      and my neck

    • @DeathWireGaming
      @DeathWireGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm not Alibaba. I'm Muhammad. 🤣🤣

    • @arifmiah7462
      @arifmiah7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Patrick M that killed me 😂😂😂 defo uses that one with all his customers

    • @Wolf-es1el
      @Wolf-es1el 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @jaje3106
      @jaje3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I give you 300 for it" :D

  • @lakenall2323
    @lakenall2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    “Where you from?” “Idaho” “Where?” “New Zealand” “Ohhhhh” 😂

    • @marovlogz
      @marovlogz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They still robbed him 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    • @kloudflare2592
      @kloudflare2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me here in New Zealand listening to him saying that😂

    • @RicardoRamirez-ms3jl
      @RicardoRamirez-ms3jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3:30 had to time stamp this 😂😂

    • @sergiobalino6912
      @sergiobalino6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @maro vlogs how?

    • @macizzyy
      @macizzyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

  • @CigarKingDom
    @CigarKingDom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    First seller: that's my 100 years old shop.
    Colin: I can do 20 years.

  • @vishva3208
    @vishva3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    I laughed so hard when that guy said *I'm not Alibaba. I'm Mohammad.*

  • @steadfast00
    @steadfast00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    OMG This bargaining is very nerve-racking ! I am Egyptian and I cannot deal with those sellers

    • @ClasherxTrojan
      @ClasherxTrojan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too bro I agree 😂😂😂 super colin

    • @edetz2897
      @edetz2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wallah same

    • @Bobby.B619
      @Bobby.B619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

    • @yousefessam9337
      @yousefessam9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @bigboi5491
      @bigboi5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Je dagelijks portie internet just say u hate black people dawg

  • @AshleyM-in6uk
    @AshleyM-in6uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    "Where you come from?"
    "Idaho"
    "Sorry?"
    "Idaho"
    "Where?"
    "New Zealand."

    • @ashwin7963
      @ashwin7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ashley Mosley 😂

    • @1acras
      @1acras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      =0 I live in idaho wow

    • @HankM56
      @HankM56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caro Quintero Go Broncos!

    • @السلامعليكم-ر6ث
      @السلامعليكم-ر6ث 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mr.critic
      @mr.critic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @User-ew6cs
    @User-ew6cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    i think it’s safe to say that there’s never a “final price”

  • @AndreaHernandez-iw4pu
    @AndreaHernandez-iw4pu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    “I’m not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed” and I’m sure Mohammed got the watches from Alibaba LOL

  • @R3AL1
    @R3AL1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    rumor has it the guy is still asking for "half the price"

  • @reflex_skillex3884
    @reflex_skillex3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Imagine he buy a bugatti
    Seller: 2000000$
    He: I can do 20$
    Seller: Give me money
    😂😂

    • @kasidi9760
      @kasidi9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mohamedmoaawd2056
      @mohamedmoaawd2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seller : Dont break my heart :P :D

    • @idkwhoiam4072
      @idkwhoiam4072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a cheap Bugatti ngl

    • @Thepinkxx
      @Thepinkxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loooooool

    • @tarfriniousblingo800
      @tarfriniousblingo800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A little fact for you guys you can't just go into a bugatti dealership and buy the first car you like, you actually have to build a relationship with bugatti by buying their old cars like the veyron or showing how passionate you are about the brand, ferrari actually do that sometimes too(i know what you made is just a joke but here are just some facts)

  • @muzzammilhabib4691
    @muzzammilhabib4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Colin at court
    Judge: you are going to serve 10 years in prison
    Colin: 2 years is final

  • @mrbask.
    @mrbask. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Collin: buy a T-Shirt and goes away
    Dealer: No trousers?
    No short?
    NOKIA???

    • @MrMasterLoulou
      @MrMasterLoulou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No homo

    • @mouadmdafai1243
      @mouadmdafai1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he also wrote what's up in the sub but the man said walad means boy come here

  • @og.baller8037
    @og.baller8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Lmaoooo “im not Ali baba I’m Mohamed “ 😂😭

  • @heyyyarnolddd_
    @heyyyarnolddd_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    16:06 the guy wearing the white shirt told the other guy to stop asking you for money

    • @nreut
      @nreut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      If that's true, that's actually really cool and nice

    • @FUThitz
      @FUThitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Noah Reutzel yeah that’s what he said

    • @simi8253
      @simi8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@nreut He is smart, cuz they dont want destroy the tourism, thats there life... But the most seller dont get it...

    • @Hashira_DM4808
      @Hashira_DM4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      after watching that scene I don't think I would go there.

    • @ayhamabusalem9113
      @ayhamabusalem9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Confirmed.

  • @osamaayyad380
    @osamaayyad380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Collin, you’re so awesome. The way you’re being patient and professional in handling bargaining is truly unique.

  • @2005alexander
    @2005alexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Normal tourist in Egypt: Let’s see the Pyramid and the Sphinx!
    Collin: *B A R G A I N*

  • @AllStuff4Clips
    @AllStuff4Clips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    desert guys looked so shady

    • @Bendew
      @Bendew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bruh

    • @omar2046
      @omar2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      yeah, you could easily be killed or beaten up in the desert and robbed if you are alone. Well done on just giving him the money. Btw the other guy was trying to stop him, seems like the reasonable one.

    • @obadanw
      @obadanw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@omar2046 some people got no heart they just care about money. And they'll do anything even kill you he was lucky to leave alive

    • @sua6887
      @sua6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Mjölnir yup; he was telling him to stop and leave the man (Collin) alone

    • @dmichaelgaines1761
      @dmichaelgaines1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like a video game lol. Desert bandits.

  • @james4eng44
    @james4eng44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    First dude was the salesman of the year.

    • @OhItsSilasSilas
      @OhItsSilasSilas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No cap that shit was smooth af

  • @belalmohammed2265
    @belalmohammed2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    250!!! My dude you’re getting straight up scammed, the same products can be bought from street shops, with way less of a price. These products are not original or special, they’re the same quality you’d find on AliExpress. This is not friendliness,this is toxic.
    (Edit)The clothes are actually nice and reasonable given the area you’re buying from, but watches, jewelry, wallets, and bags be careful buying those, you’ll find them on AliExpress for less than 10 dollars but this guy is trying to sell it for 1800 EGP, how much do you think they’re inflating the price, that you start with 1800 and go all the way to 300. I wish we had rules in this country to prevent this type of behavior.

    • @RealTalkCrypto
      @RealTalkCrypto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Capitalism.. what rule can u make? Think about it

    • @belalmohammed2265
      @belalmohammed2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Real Talk Crypto capitalism? Are you naive? Do we call fraud capitalism in this world? If you believe capitalism works you better believe that supporting knockoff Chinese products and selling them as the original with 100 times their value isn’t acceptable. You can’t just deceive yourself that everything that brings you money is capitalism. That word has a meaning and it’s not fraud.

    • @RealTalkCrypto
      @RealTalkCrypto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@belalmohammed2265 so are u saying ban fakes? Or cap how much they can be sold for?

  • @davidmilov4448
    @davidmilov4448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    “I’m not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed.”- quote of the year

    • @rordongamsay5901
      @rordongamsay5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But that’s the same thing?

    • @islamayman6575
      @islamayman6575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rordongamsay5901 No its not alibaba and the 40 thieves its an arabic story

    • @arch0robert
      @arch0robert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@islamayman6575 He actually meant I'm not Alibaba but I'm one of the 40 thieves .. LOL!

    • @whyparkjiminnotridejimin
      @whyparkjiminnotridejimin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rordongamsay5901 Are you a Bavarian football fan?

    • @georgmettmann5722
      @georgmettmann5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but all hes good were form alibaba... the hole sortiment of watches is 3-5$ a piece on alibaba :D

  • @MasterMinczy
    @MasterMinczy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey Collin, nice Videos of Egypts Markets. Congrats. The editing is hilarious and awesome, Bro. I am from Germany and live here in Egypt in the south. So if you are still here it would be a pleasure to meet you and offer you hospitality for a few days if you like. Go on and give some more content of this great stuff of Egypts live full of respect for all the nice people here. Really hope to see more of that.

  • @markosavic3614
    @markosavic3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Sun: Today will be 30°C
    Collin: I can do like mhmm 23°C

  • @Misttakenn
    @Misttakenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    ''My name is not Alibaba, it's Mohhamed'' that got me rolling round in circles lmao

    • @prajwalshetty1636
      @prajwalshetty1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @relaphe3271
      @relaphe3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why ? I never got why people always laugh for so little on TH-cam's comment.

    • @maniac8128
      @maniac8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@relaphe3271 Just let people laugh lol does it really matter

  • @Rayyan-ki6kz
    @Rayyan-ki6kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “My name is not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed” When he said that i was dyinggg 😂😂😂😂

  • @Plague_Doc22
    @Plague_Doc22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Isnt it amazing how the sellers "cost" is always a certain number yet they're willing to sell a "loss" lmfao

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s how they haggle

    • @jagernautsteelfist3648
      @jagernautsteelfist3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im a seller and each item cost only 3-5 usd and they managed to sell around 70 usd and collin still managed to pay around 15 usd so its actually not a loss, still win but no much

    • @Ghostxx
      @Ghostxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jagernautsteelfist3648 from 3 usd to 15 usd is a 400% profit percentage. That's really good.

    • @dej1541
      @dej1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Ghostxx Yeah but you have to calculate how much they sell? That's why his desperate to make a much bigger profit because this is maybe his only opportunity that week or so.

    • @kausarahmed4196
      @kausarahmed4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ghostxx it's not really a profit, because that's probably their only customer in months. It's not easy living in these places that's why they are really desperate.

  • @patio87
    @patio87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I'd rather be ignored than people being "friendly".

    • @tracy9541
      @tracy9541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lol

    • @hamzhehe5062
      @hamzhehe5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But in their situation I’d understand why they act like that

    • @keyboardrambo
      @keyboardrambo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Friendly in Egypt means intruding and annoying

    • @DailyFunFacts23608
      @DailyFunFacts23608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah bro in arab culture people are really friendly to each other and are very helpful, like even though there is poverty there there aren’t as much homelessness because people help eachother

    • @WiinoGP
      @WiinoGP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DailyFunFacts23608 Actually there are a lot of homeless in Egypt. And usually the moms put the kids to sell tissues on streets, in the cold winter

  • @torbenm2375
    @torbenm2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    3:46 MIGUEL. Must be the only Egyptian called Miguel *lol*

    • @l0g1x85
      @l0g1x85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's just a fake name so tourists feel normal

    • @thirstiestvillager9233
      @thirstiestvillager9233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@l0g1x85 I thought maybe he was from Morocco or something, but yeah, fake name sounds more likely.

  • @EvanEraTV
    @EvanEraTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ayy Khan el-Khalili market! i performed street magic there when i was in Cairo. super nice people

  • @steveblease
    @steveblease 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    These guys are way too intense, it would drive me f...ing mental dealing with them every time I wanted something.

    • @djillalibenderbous3346
      @djillalibenderbous3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thats just in Khan el Khalil because you are sort of expected to haggle there. In normal places around Cairo, its pretty much the same as EU. You can buy souvenirs and stuff in other places, but it doesnt have the same feel as getting it from Khan el Khalil

    • @Keksteig82
      @Keksteig82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@djillalibenderbous3346 i´m travelling to egypt every year and i really hate the aggresive style in every tourist destination.. Hurghada and so on is horrible

    • @djillalibenderbous3346
      @djillalibenderbous3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keksteig82 yeh I understand they can be hard on tourists. I do not share the same experiences since I was going to school and having Egyptian friends made visiting Egypt a lot easier.

    • @arefashionista
      @arefashionista 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Djilali Benderbous where are u from?

  • @lucbrunner1331
    @lucbrunner1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    COVID-19
    Colin: How about COVID-13?

    • @al3x1386
      @al3x1386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated.

    • @MrDeathorfreedom
      @MrDeathorfreedom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You make me happy I make you happy.
      In between , Covid-15? Ok

    • @TF-km2ls
      @TF-km2ls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mind Of Virtuoso Some people have masks in the video

    • @TF-km2ls
      @TF-km2ls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mind Of Virtuoso oh okey okey

  • @rainey06au
    @rainey06au 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The last guy was reasonably genuine, the rest are just pulling swiftys

    • @SchwarzeSun
      @SchwarzeSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah gave a reasonable price straight away and had no room to negotiate and didn't care to negotiate. Sweet and simple

    • @Johnny.Picklez
      @Johnny.Picklez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swifty's? Are you American? I would call if "a fast one" pulling a fast one. Maybe it's just a dialect thing but Iver never heard that term

    • @TzOn79
      @TzOn79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Collin: buy a T-Shirt and goes away
      Dealer: No trousers?
      No short?
      NOKIA???

    • @ausqfx3765
      @ausqfx3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      17:07 this guy was the most genuine

    • @Kamikaazeflo
      @Kamikaazeflo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I currently stay in Egypt for 4 years now and thats actually extremely expensive :DD he couldve got it for like 100 total max

  • @LeoNSCovers
    @LeoNSCovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Damn youre brave Colin... some people ruthless money hungry

  • @Bigryanwalker
    @Bigryanwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    He definitely needs to get a traveling partner for sticky situations.

  • @ac6630
    @ac6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I'm not Alibaba my name is Mohammad" 😂😂😂

  • @uwotm8823
    @uwotm8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Lol the guy in the dessert was telling his friend to stop asking for money so u probably didnt have to give him the extra money

    • @vetwetfngg4210
      @vetwetfngg4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah.. i would rather just leave i dont care how he feels but just leave.. idk why he gave him the money

    • @mipali956
      @mipali956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Uwontknow Me he felt scared since he’s alone in the dessert with two guys who he thinks might gang up on him since he doesn’t speak the language and can’t understand what’s happening so he decided to pay and save his life which is understandable and actually a very wise decision

    • @dejavu1271
      @dejavu1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mipali956 Indeed. *Prevention is better than cure*

    • @liam64
      @liam64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU WOT, MATE?!

    • @jay_661
      @jay_661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I heard him say "stop! Enough!"

  • @victordanis9688
    @victordanis9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    5:45
    dudes woke af, askin the real questions
    "I'm from America"
    "You need something automatic?"

    • @thirstiestvillager9233
      @thirstiestvillager9233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Atro /أترو he left it open-ended.
      He's got the good stuff in the backroom.

    • @yusufs.elazab1232
      @yusufs.elazab1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Atro /أترو r/woosh

  • @farisi_uae
    @farisi_uae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Sad to see how the young guy is swearing to God whilst he is lying. He is probably a Muslim and doing that in Islam is strictly forbidden.

    • @bm5439
      @bm5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Typical Egyptians

    • @tonymontana597
      @tonymontana597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lying in forgiving in any religion or culture lol

    • @zxzx77
      @zxzx77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A hustler gotta do what a hustler gotta do bruh

    • @Xiao_PP
      @Xiao_PP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      but lieing to non muslims is strickly ok?

    • @marwanmike1284
      @marwanmike1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its called business

  • @saeedzahra
    @saeedzahra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    11:04 he said "without money, we don't want money, we just give things away" 😂😂

  • @Ng-oj7ib
    @Ng-oj7ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Sorry I can only do 500
    Ok for you my friend, 1400
    THE NEGOTIATOR

  • @MrFuguDataScience
    @MrFuguDataScience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That camel situation is a scam, they run that near the pyramids and extort you.

    • @a-1886
      @a-1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean? Can you please explain

    • @MrFuguDataScience
      @MrFuguDataScience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ain'tShit Gravy ,exactly

    • @Joshua-hf2hr
      @Joshua-hf2hr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Wolf gang We dont have camel activity in America

    • @g.koch.
      @g.koch. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Wolf gangthey do it with all tourists no matter what country 🤷‍♂️

    • @Joe-kg6ep
      @Joe-kg6ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ain'tShit Gravy bro I would’ve fought those dudes for 1$. But Collin did the smarter thing. You don’t know what they could’ve done to him. I wouldn’t criticize him for that.

  • @iangoodall6169
    @iangoodall6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “Everyone is so friendly here”... that’s because they are trying to rip you off! Haha ... $40 for a fake watch 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

    • @noodle7725
      @noodle7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea but i've been there, many friendly people there, made a lot of friends

    • @BNTLV
      @BNTLV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's actually reasonable in Egypt, it's very expensive nowadays and this fake watch literally costs hundreds of pounds in other places in Egypt even to me who's Egyptian

    • @iangoodall6169
      @iangoodall6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RimaWatch Khadeir “friends” 🤣

    • @iangoodall6169
      @iangoodall6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wild Dog hundreds of pounds .. I’d rather buy a real watch for £100 than spend £40 on a fake one .. I’ve been to lots of different markets in various countries and this is well over priced !

    • @colinsushiboy745
      @colinsushiboy745 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      These street vendors are retarded. Can buy a decent watch on Amazon for less than 75.00. No need to purchase a fake

  • @HG-ho7ys
    @HG-ho7ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I usually try to only carry a small amount of money that I think I’m going to need ahead of time in the large pocket of my wallet and I divide the rest into small groups and put that into the different hidden sleeves just so that I never show too much at a glance. People always seem to check how much you have in there whether you’re in the US or in a foreign country. Don’t know if this applies to your travels but after that desert situation it might be something to try out. Stay safe out there!

  • @Poul_Mathias
    @Poul_Mathias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "dont break my heart BLEAZE!" xD

  • @HassanPoyo
    @HassanPoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hahaha so proud that my country was covered here, one of the hardest hagglers especially when they see a foreigner 😂 these traders even rob egyptians (their own people) when it comes to giving prices

    • @madtinggggg8837
      @madtinggggg8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Proud that they bump people and lie, nice one.

    • @faris4333
      @faris4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally live in the place next to the nile

    • @madtinggggg8837
      @madtinggggg8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HassanPoyo can't rate lying and doing people for money, I lived in Egypt for a year so I know how it is also.

    • @whoami3307
      @whoami3307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      your country is worse than India lol.

  • @torbenm2375
    @torbenm2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In Arab markets, pay 20% of the first price. When they start telling you about how they have to feed their family, you know, you are on a good track.

  • @dust5009
    @dust5009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The whole world: we must do a quarantine for atleast 3 weeks
    Egypt: covid who???!

    • @zainabimad3299
      @zainabimad3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      moe ali my state is experiencing a second wave of coronavirus, we went from have 3-4 cases daily to 200 cases overnight, today we will go in 6 week quarantine and schools are being temporarily shut, please pray for me and my family! 🥺☺️🙏🏻

    • @AnonymousSuperTuber
      @AnonymousSuperTuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zainabimad3299 lol you are very stupid. The virus is fake

    • @AnonymousSuperTuber
      @AnonymousSuperTuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Abdulrahman Khaled u 2 bro

    • @cfcyassin7433
      @cfcyassin7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s an old video

    • @3liMoe
      @3liMoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see what you've done with my name here

  • @dudebeast7607
    @dudebeast7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Everything is free
    Collin: I can do -10
    Free!!!!
    Collin: okay I'll do -5 last price

  • @alphacentavra183
    @alphacentavra183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “It’s free.”
    Collin:”naah thats a bit too much”
    “Ok your price?”
    Collin:”you owe me 2$”
    “3$”
    Collin:”naah, too much, 2, 50$?”
    “Ok deal, you handsome man”

  • @yunusegunes
    @yunusegunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Collin: “You took all my money”
    Guy: “OK”

  • @charlesxavier4850
    @charlesxavier4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Welcome back, missed you ever since we went into lockdown. Stay safe and keep up with your video's that we all enjoy 😁👍

  • @worldofsnoscar133
    @worldofsnoscar133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:43his face is funny as hell 😂😂
    "which part of america?" mike is a legend

  • @jm.meister
    @jm.meister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:03 "I'm not Alibaba, my name is Mohammed" lmao😂

  • @gamingwithredwan5013
    @gamingwithredwan5013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “Wallahi” is “I promise” btw if someone was wondering

    • @jessepinkman3075
      @jessepinkman3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also "I swear on God"

    • @iceblock4122
      @iceblock4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that kid said wallahi my cost is 500 and he sold for 400.... hmmmm

    • @BananaJoe9217
      @BananaJoe9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iceblock4122 He shitsure did some lose there m8.

    • @djillalibenderbous3346
      @djillalibenderbous3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BananaJoe9217 I bet he bought those watch for about 50 each honestly.

    • @Ghostxx
      @Ghostxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iceblock4122 Ive lived in egypt, and so many people there just say wallahi and lie

  • @rogerherrera4485
    @rogerherrera4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hi Collin, that scene in the desert with the camel was very dangerous. They could even murder you because that is in the middle of nowhere, no one can practically see if they commit a crime. Please be careful next time.

    • @nottgamer4817
      @nottgamer4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mm

    • @cali0056
      @cali0056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not true man this place is safe they just try their best to get money from u but will never touch u or say anything bad , the place is surrounded by police everywhere !

    • @garretttosh8669
      @garretttosh8669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao yeah right, they just wanted to push for more money to see how far he would bend

    • @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726
      @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you an idiot or something !!!
      Noone can touch a tourist or a foreigner in Egypt .. they can't even touch an Egyptian and the whole place is watched by cops and secret agents. Therefore, before giving an assumption or such accusation try to know what you are talking about!!
      Man it looks like you are brain washed so bad by your media !!

    • @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726
      @dr.abdelrahmanelsayed2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Again .. the man who rented the beach buggy was telling the camel man to stop telling Collin to pay more .. because he would still have to pay for the beach buggy
      So basically no speech was directed to collin when they looked nervous
      Simply I don't know what's the wrong with you to write such a stupid comment

  • @BIGZcwalker
    @BIGZcwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "i'm from America"
    5 mins later
    "Idaho, New Zealand"

  • @Foralluhaterz
    @Foralluhaterz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Covid 19 test 200 dollars
    Collin: 'heres 2 cents'
    'Done'

  • @Gullpojken
    @Gullpojken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That shop at 17:00 gave you good price and seems like a good store.

  • @lucwideyes
    @lucwideyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    collin buying a lambo:
    dealer: its 600k
    Collin: best i can do is 5 and a pack of used gum

    • @apolloeditsxd
      @apolloeditsxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dealer: best i can do 10, lowest price

    • @misspoppinsss5282
      @misspoppinsss5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @ahafizchannel3014
      @ahafizchannel3014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully collin will do a video bargaining that lambo😂

    • @lucwideyes
      @lucwideyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apolloeditsxd little more little mroe please

  • @kh8082
    @kh8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Lol those watches are faker than my friends

    • @Paisensuuuu25
      @Paisensuuuu25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oohhh shiiiiii

    • @Ghostxx
      @Ghostxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Self roast! those are rare

    • @MrMaxmina
      @MrMaxmina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you must have some really bad friends

    • @relaphe3271
      @relaphe3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrMaxmina or you might be really naive about yours

    • @kh8082
      @kh8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crack Baby Hahahahahhahahahhh

  • @WiseEyes313
    @WiseEyes313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You should have like a meter on the vids when you’re haggling, that shows what their starting price was and how much they keep coming down by

  • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
    @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Doctor: The COVID-19 vaccine is $300
    Collin: How about $3 final offer.

    • @Vapegician
      @Vapegician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doctor: "$300 no, $3 no. Between, final price. Don't break my heart."

    • @reallyshiesty2436
      @reallyshiesty2436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vapegician 💯😂😂😂😂😂

    • @realfresh8524
      @realfresh8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Garcia lol

  • @BorisPecker
    @BorisPecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My man was about to get murdered in the desert 😂

    • @wtpwdsmg9528
      @wtpwdsmg9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea that guy was being a douche. But nice camel though.

    • @assestisis273
      @assestisis273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wtpwdsmg9528 thanks we made it by hands lol

  • @garretttosh8669
    @garretttosh8669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shop Keeper: Don't break my neck please
    Collin: **backflips and snaps his neck**
    "Sorry, can't do it"

  • @MrJoaoAfonso
    @MrJoaoAfonso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    WHEN THEY COME WITH THE "SPECIAL FOR YOU" I GO AWAY

  • @mayareed3853
    @mayareed3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Every single person who’s trying to sell: OK I’ll give you a good price “only for you” 😂

  • @Sergekbtr
    @Sergekbtr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't break my neck. I'm laughing, almost dropped my coffee cup. :D

  • @aapitv8686
    @aapitv8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    That dude: everything is free
    Colin: i will do it if I get 5 dollars.
    Hi hope you having a great day!

  • @andrewsamir1361
    @andrewsamir1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    as an egyptian i feel like i should apologize to you man , like i know that tourists get scammed all the time but that's just like a complete robbery

    • @mahmoudadel4453
      @mahmoudadel4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      منظر البياعين وطريقة تعاملهم معاه مقززه جدا جدا وتخلي الواحد ياخد فكره وحشه عن مصر

    • @khalafdansaid7401
      @khalafdansaid7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mahmoud Adel
      صدقتَ! لا ينبغي هذا التعامل السيء مع السياح حتى ولو أتواْ من الغرب فإن البائعين يقومون بنهبهم وهذه طبعا ليست صورة جيدة لمصر وأهلها ولا للسياح المحتملين!

    • @masonlux1444
      @masonlux1444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      اقسم بالله انا زعلان اوي علي اللي بيحصل ده
      مشهد مؤسف وصوره سيئه جداا لبلادنا
      I swear to God, I felt very sad because they abuse our country
      I am really sad

  • @CharlesCampo1
    @CharlesCampo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really respect their grind

  • @Jonathan_Camps
    @Jonathan_Camps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “I can do 400.”
    “Okay i’ll take 500.”

  • @luisvicente9136
    @luisvicente9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    you kept saying they are friendly people.. it doesnt seem so.. damn.. those sellers are nuts

    • @jamiekerr1234
      @jamiekerr1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was there last year with my wife - found a lot of the sellers pretty aggressive. Not all of them, but enough for you to notice.

    • @1tsWes
      @1tsWes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they were friendly to him

    • @luisvicente9136
      @luisvicente9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1tsWes im not implying they arent friendly.. the perfume dude and the desert dude were shit..

    • @raumysoliman8797
      @raumysoliman8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If u go anywhere in the country they will be like this

    • @munatoir
      @munatoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raumy Soliman not everyone is like that..

  • @sneakzondemand7948
    @sneakzondemand7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad To See You Back and Good Brother!!

  • @aritrasur2682
    @aritrasur2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm not Alibaba 😂😂

  • @yessir4844
    @yessir4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Doctor: congratulations its a boy!
    Collin: make it a girl
    Doctor: but its a boy
    Collin: final offer is a girl
    Doctor: *mild confusion *

    • @UrSammich
      @UrSammich 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doctor: Ok ok, I can do a sex change, but it'll cost you extra.

    • @JK-wv8zh
      @JK-wv8zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Collin: I can do 20 bucks for a baby swap, hows that?

    • @JustinCossitt
      @JustinCossitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor: No, go eat a rock

  • @williampugh6951
    @williampugh6951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wicked tour Colin !! I friggin love your guides keep up the good work and keep slashing those bids lol

  • @samheedy
    @samheedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Trust me guys, that guy's name isn't Mike 😂 that's just a sleazy trick these guys are using to relate with their customers

    • @SvobodovaEva
      @SvobodovaEva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, who in the world would live in Egypt with their father instead of the US with their mother 😂

    • @marionjesuthasan5450
      @marionjesuthasan5450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sam 90 Egyptians can also be Christians:Coptic Christians, and many have Christian names like Michael...which isn’t uncommon to be shortened to Mike.

    • @amir.k8085
      @amir.k8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im Egyptian and my little brothers name is Michael(mike)

    • @diabloa.1700
      @diabloa.1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it when that guy said his name is miguel

  • @jupitertations8125
    @jupitertations8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love you Collin, I’m a huge fan 😇

    • @Africa-q4k
      @Africa-q4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colin can you advertise my book? I’m looking to help people become better investors

  • @issabeyatl6781
    @issabeyatl6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how everyone in Egypt be lying about their names 😂😂😂

    • @loanthebank9820
      @loanthebank9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They weren't lying. In Egypt there are lots of Christians and Muslims. For example my Egyptian Mathematics teacher's name is Michael.

    • @donaldfuck
      @donaldfuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loanthebank9820 copto

  • @Princip86
    @Princip86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The perfume was the sole authentic thing in the whole market!

  • @growdadough6437
    @growdadough6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    People: How are you?
    Collin: Best i can do is the How the "are you" is gonna be $50

    • @Russiancream1k
      @Russiancream1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Insert joke boo that was ass

    • @sknnrs
      @sknnrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Russiancream1k I don't even get it, that's how wack it is 😂

    • @whatever4053
      @whatever4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

  • @a_soldierz_genetics
    @a_soldierz_genetics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The watch at 10:40 is dope! Awesome video, stay safe homie

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When he made the edit for the cats😭

  • @karamakch3117
    @karamakch3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    13:45 the camel is casually taking a piss 😂

  • @Alex.Acheckzai_
    @Alex.Acheckzai_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That pyramid in the background is low key fire

  • @Jessflo1234
    @Jessflo1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:48 this is the kind of stuff I always think about when you’re out shopping alone.. a bit scary!

    • @Papi_Osas
      @Papi_Osas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im half egyptian half dutch so im pretty often in egypt and from my experience is tourism a way too valuable income source so whenever any tourist gets in some trouble with a local there are always other locals or policemen interfering to make sure that nothing will happen to the tourist because if those things happen alot less tourists will come and because of that the economy will get worse so you shouldn’t be scared of something like that because there will always be people around that will instantly help

    • @Papi_Osas
      @Papi_Osas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont know if that makes any sense to you but i hope that you get what i mean :)

    • @assestisis273
      @assestisis273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Papi_Osas what if no body around

    • @AngelPerez-ev6pq
      @AngelPerez-ev6pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks dark & sketchy

    • @gabrielgonsoulin8150
      @gabrielgonsoulin8150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mimo yeah makes perfect sense. thanks that’s good to know.

  • @okay8667
    @okay8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Wallahi my cost is 500"
    Also proceeds to sell for 400
    This guy man...

    • @obadanw
      @obadanw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He buys them for 50-100 and sells for 400-700 lol

  • @radwasayed7171
    @radwasayed7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Colliiiin, unbelievable!!! Man!! You taught me so good lesson of "how to buy stuff " ur taking stuff with so good prices! Unbelievable! a foreigner guy taught an Egyptian how to buy! Lol, thx bro! I will try ur way! And if i success, like you. I will come here and put a comment and tell u if does it work or no!

  • @binjuice89
    @binjuice89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The camel having a sneaky piss the whole time you were talking tho 😂

    • @garyrye7108
      @garyrye7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope Collin notices this comment

  • @wazy9578
    @wazy9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Collin: cat montage

  • @GamingViRuS
    @GamingViRuS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Before Corona -
    Seller - '1000'
    Me - '500'
    Seller - Ok , 'Gimme The Money'
    Me - feeling , To Have asked More Cheaper For !
    After Watching These Videos
    After Corona -
    Seller - '1000'
    Me - '50'
    Seller - Are u joking Me , Not Possible
    Me - (Walking 4 Steps to Other Shop)
    Seller - Ok Come Over , Gimme Money (50)
    Mission Accomplished ! Good And Helpful Videos Collin Bro !

  • @tomsamson8727
    @tomsamson8727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Could you do a more in-depth video on the stuff you bought, like specifically on the quality and look of the stuff!

    • @astronomicestaba1844
      @astronomicestaba1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah! That would be sick! I really Interested in the quality of the things you get! Make a video just on the things you buy!

    • @tomsamson8727
      @tomsamson8727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also try to video closer to the stuff so we can see what all of the things the people are selling look like!

    • @astronomicestaba1844
      @astronomicestaba1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And what would be amazing, is if you made like a website where you sold on the things you get!

  • @dschafar6679
    @dschafar6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    _This guy would sell his grandma for a fake rolex._
    Collin: "Was that an offer?"

  • @Dems411
    @Dems411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:00 “don’t break my heart” 🥺 lol

  • @CA-on1bs
    @CA-on1bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “ don’t break my neck, please”😭💀

  • @Cassy.idk.
    @Cassy.idk. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nobody:
    Every foreign seller in one of collins videos: For you, good price