Top 5 best Jonathan Pie videos

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  • @MrZyphose
    @MrZyphose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I would pay money to watch this guy do the evening news every day.

    • @lesleylofthouse276
      @lesleylofthouse276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrZyphose - And get to the truth in a more honest fashion !

    • @kammya665
      @kammya665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *cancels netflix for this legend*

    • @ronaldbequeath2307
      @ronaldbequeath2307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well thats a waste of good funds. Why dont you put it towards something comstructive in stead of tearing down everything.

    • @derekjamesmcdonough8758
      @derekjamesmcdonough8758 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should be paying money anyway. The licence fee..🤣🤣🤣.

  • @bjornsantens9030
    @bjornsantens9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Wow... As a Belgium citizen I must say, this guy is by far the mos sane Brit I ever saw. Keep on the good work Mr.Pie

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most

    • @peterjones6321
      @peterjones6321 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@pavilionbugon a sample of how many British citizens are you basing that statement?

    • @Paul55108
      @Paul55108 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterjones6321 I think you just helped prove his point

    • @ArchitectGG
      @ArchitectGG ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Paul55108 Bit rich for an Irishman to question the sanity of anyone

    • @Paul55108
      @Paul55108 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArchitectGG ahhh you made an assumption , I’m Scottish and ur a fool

  • @2335467
    @2335467 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This guy is entertaining as hell.

  • @hammond1994
    @hammond1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "It is easier to get elected as a liar than as a man of integrity" I remember when I figured this out a teenager. The biggest liar wins.

    • @larryhoover789
      @larryhoover789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try telling that to my dad's guys 50 n still hasn't realised

  • @herodian420
    @herodian420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    this guy needs his own show like Bill Maher, John Oliver, The Daily Show etc...

    • @renatacantoregross6283
      @renatacantoregross6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      herodian420 I agree.

    • @barnabywild2215
      @barnabywild2215 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But ARE they the top five? That's just like, er, your opinion, man.

    • @ScarfaceGameReviews
      @ScarfaceGameReviews 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE LATE NIGHT SHOWS!!! THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME JOKES!!!!!!!

    • @hellennguma4419
      @hellennguma4419 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      herodian420 ikr

    • @aliadnannasim8477
      @aliadnannasim8477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As much as I'd like that, not sure how format would suit a show

  • @gj8656
    @gj8656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Blair. It's sickeningly onomatopoeic.
    Excellent stuff.

  • @SuperNkta
    @SuperNkta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Jonathan, so eloquent in the best sense. No need for diplomatic-speak. Pie for prime minister

  • @tim7052
    @tim7052 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I laughed from start to finish!! His allusions are almost cult-like!! I laughed so hard my sides hurt!! Love your stuff Jonathon - please keep them coming!! 🤣👍

  • @marktime9235
    @marktime9235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "The truth is out there" .... SHARE, SHARE, SHARE

    • @marktime9235
      @marktime9235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As in share JP's videos everywhere on social media.

  • @ammanshah4397
    @ammanshah4397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Someone make a 'The Real Real News Show With Jonathan Pie'

    • @Mike-sv2nu
      @Mike-sv2nu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what this is, just dressed up with comedy.

  • @marktime9235
    @marktime9235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "A tinpot despot, with Shredded Wheat for hair" ... superb! )))

    • @Run1tBackTV
      @Run1tBackTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally when I heard that I thought of Boris Johnson

    • @ellmonroe3664
      @ellmonroe3664 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put me into hysterics!

  • @vasts1479
    @vasts1479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The British are lucky to have a guy like him.

  • @jeffharris1364
    @jeffharris1364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This video should have millions of likes. Britain and the U.S. have much in common.

    • @DialecticalMaterialismRocks
      @DialecticalMaterialismRocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's stolen

    • @MrBlocks
      @MrBlocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jeff harris I like how he doesn't give a fuck about litteraly anything He's Like Fuck Everyone !!

    • @spencermax
      @spencermax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not got millions of likes because the majority of youtube users are shallow blind cunts!

    • @spencermax
      @spencermax 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't get it did you, blox. My comment was an endorsement of this collection of videos and a dig at the majority who would rather watch Justin Bieber and the like.

    • @MetroJet2000
      @MetroJet2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, the US was originally a part of the British Empire a long time ago

  • @pm_myst6624
    @pm_myst6624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy is soooo funny my Nan thought I was upset from how much I was crying 😂😂😭

  • @renatacantoregross6283
    @renatacantoregross6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jonathan Pie is Sharper than a Razor.

  • @gracemcdonald6012
    @gracemcdonald6012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this guy! We need more of him. Wow.

    • @StucidKing
      @StucidKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grace McDonald read the description

  • @vincentbradshaw9980
    @vincentbradshaw9980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To others who have commented. Its obvious why it doesnt have millions of likes. Its not the next Beyonce track, or something that requires the attention of a goldfish. Its trying to reach out to this comfortably numb generation, yet unfortunately most will tune out. If only they could concentrate. This guy is hilarious as a political satirist and if the news was portrayed such, I would tune into it again.....V

  • @IanIsrael
    @IanIsrael 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Corbin has been stabbed in the back so much,he's like a colander"

    • @boredphysicist
      @boredphysicist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you like him so much maybe google how to spell his name

  • @poppyposer
    @poppyposer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A very astutely seriously funny man. He has brought satire to a new height.

  • @Daddywaah
    @Daddywaah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Not like a phoenix, more like a mangy budgie." LOL!

  • @victoriajones8747
    @victoriajones8747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely agree with so much he says ...... He is brilliant ..... Johnathan Pie for Prime Minister

  • @renatacantoregross6283
    @renatacantoregross6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If only all reporters were so honest

  • @gansente9446
    @gansente9446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    if anybody asks whether the big media is ..... let's say, not giving balanced information, show this.

  • @johnmoraites6020
    @johnmoraites6020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this guy's FUCKING BRILLIANT

  • @renatacantoregross6283
    @renatacantoregross6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    MINDBLOWINGLY funny & sad at once.

  • @themrkoxi8334
    @themrkoxi8334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jonathan Pie for UK president.

  • @deborah8887
    @deborah8887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow. This guy is amazing.

  • @donjuanbanks1
    @donjuanbanks1 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    God I love Jonathan Pie! Same here in the US. When will we learn.🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @gavinhell4597
    @gavinhell4597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There will be a statue of this man one day. Fantastic

  • @coffeeandcigarettes2885
    @coffeeandcigarettes2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    commedic bullshyte is what usually makes us laugh . Pie is using truth to make me roll on the floor and laugh till my stomach ulcers burst and i keep laughing ! Pie is one of the best satirists of the 21st century

  • @annebrown9394
    @annebrown9394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    well done Johnathan, keep up to good rants.

  • @Godspine
    @Godspine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He should have his own show. Brilliant.

  • @theaceofspades1153
    @theaceofspades1153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just love this guy!

  • @Roadkill-Films
    @Roadkill-Films 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I ever see this guy in person, I'm buying him a fucking drink!! Lol

  • @johnmoraites6020
    @johnmoraites6020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Detroit Mi loves Jonathan Pie

  • @swanvictor887
    @swanvictor887 ปีที่แล้ว

    great line: Labour 2.0, rising, not so much like a Pheonix, more like a mangy Budgie! Awesome.

  • @johnniemcwhorter8476
    @johnniemcwhorter8476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally a news reporter that speak's the real news! At least your telling the truth!!!

  • @gorhamcj1
    @gorhamcj1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this guy! I live in the USA--

    • @stopukpovertyuk2392
      @stopukpovertyuk2392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gorhamcj1 For a UK perspective, you don't get much better. World: please just *never* trust the BBC for news.

    • @liamcorey3839
      @liamcorey3839 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So funny but so true

  • @skaterslife6305
    @skaterslife6305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is great, I hope his producers don't give him a hard time over this actually I enjoy is real, Commentary

  • @renatacantoregross6283
    @renatacantoregross6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My new modern history teacher.

  • @TootingKarmoon
    @TootingKarmoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man should be prime minister and knighted

  • @johnmoraites6020
    @johnmoraites6020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jonathan Pie. you are the man

  • @paulnightfall2819
    @paulnightfall2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m from Slovakia. How this gentleman is digging in politics is hilarious! I need him! Would use him as weapon of mass destruction to destroy current government back home. Genius 👌

  • @CarelessRainbow
    @CarelessRainbow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man should be promoted to priminister

  • @trivialseven4213
    @trivialseven4213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy should be called sir jhonathan pie

  • @alexandertkeith3541
    @alexandertkeith3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Tinpot Despot’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sputumtube
    @sputumtube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Superb.....

  • @TheSleepN
    @TheSleepN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not gonna lie. I think I love this man

  • @amherst88
    @amherst88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    International treasure ❤

  • @christopherchristopher8727
    @christopherchristopher8727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cute guy, beautiful attitude, love the brutal realism hope I marry a man like him!!!

  • @treyquattro
    @treyquattro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "he looks like a beer-battered sheep bollock": priceless!

  • @leavemealone4904
    @leavemealone4904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fabulous. Thanks

  • @albertewing3273
    @albertewing3273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How can he make so many points on a line of a sentence I couldn't even go 5 seconds without stoping to think another point or forgetting what I'm saying or stuttering he needs a better job if he can talk for that long and so great

  • @jedics1
    @jedics1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "this is a royal court of some mad king" I would amend this by adding an "s" to the end :)

  • @paulflint6254
    @paulflint6254 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pie is always the best, subbed

  • @rickybreakspear3341
    @rickybreakspear3341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this guy

  • @blankvison
    @blankvison 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant way of telling the truth. Soon those in power will ban humour. Then its time to tell google facebook etc were to go

  • @rickkania8398
    @rickkania8398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man should be on stage he makes sense on does not hold back. He is great.

  • @traceybanting3952
    @traceybanting3952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching in October 2022… he’s correct! We are being told we should see a GP within 2 weeks 😢😮!

  • @jacobmatthews4690
    @jacobmatthews4690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is the Legends of Legends

  • @tailbonetailbone9380
    @tailbonetailbone9380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The NHS clip worries the hell outta me because that's what might happen to every service here in Brazil.

  • @seankelly6200
    @seankelly6200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do your own show. Come to the US, do one here. Everyone needs the real news. Human perspective on political nonsense. Destroying party politics requires real insight. You rock. Even though you try your best to keep your job. The b-roll is your best work.

  • @jacobsimpsonmusic
    @jacobsimpsonmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:54 look at the man who walks past him lol

  • @localwebnz2159
    @localwebnz2159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow... Take note 📝 mainstream news ❤️ Only wish there were more of him out there

  • @natesturm448
    @natesturm448 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That is cats piss to ass gravy"
    And I'm fuckin dyin'.

  • @juliamadden7454
    @juliamadden7454 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like that man he's doing such a great job 🎉😂

  • @t.m.h.7962
    @t.m.h.7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is really good. He should be giving the news in the U.S. too. You the man! tell it like it is, let go and tell it all.
    Hey, dude we need you to tell the news about the sheriff in Florida and how he shit on himself instead of doing something.

  • @Taal111
    @Taal111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Jonathan Pie and really wish he was on a newsnight show doing his own segment - it would be hilarious. Although, I do notice watching these older episodes that it is funny how much of this turned out to be blatant lies with the benefit of hindsight, eh?

  • @clivemorgan5007
    @clivemorgan5007 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy pie ,is with no doubt the man to run for pm,

  • @4tbvale
    @4tbvale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love him 😂😂

  • @pawzzigtv3286
    @pawzzigtv3286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woah kondowanii nice vid

  • @j8577798yt
    @j8577798yt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great and honest reporter - we need more of him !!!

  • @renatacantoregross6283
    @renatacantoregross6283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's got trump down pat.

  • @LastNexus
    @LastNexus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy should own a program called “The *FUCKING* News”

  • @allenaskew8402
    @allenaskew8402 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a man get him to be our prime minister

  • @petergoodwin7182
    @petergoodwin7182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love him😁😁😁

  • @DaveBowman303
    @DaveBowman303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's eerie how similar all this is to the situation in Australia. Just switch some names around and...

  • @johncollins6023
    @johncollins6023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need our comedy! Much better than the crap we had to deal with decades!

  • @hasithamendis1894
    @hasithamendis1894 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking love Jonathan pie

  • @edward2084
    @edward2084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. lol 👍 The world needs more people like Mr. Pie. The travesty though, is that as soon as the camera goes live, the real news stops and the "fake" news begins. What's wrong with this picture?

  • @Revenant318
    @Revenant318 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jonathan pie for primeminister 2019 (oh fuck yeah)

  • @velobob4299
    @velobob4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The perfect stand in for Kears Starmer.
    PMs question time.

  • @inter-linked
    @inter-linked 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A Master at work.

  • @LynnMcRae-zi6yt
    @LynnMcRae-zi6yt ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to have reminder

  • @fluffybunny3460
    @fluffybunny3460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine if he did the South Africa news lol

  • @Ikrell-Laires
    @Ikrell-Laires ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to marry this guy , slightly terrified of him but still ...

  • @jrayproductions7790
    @jrayproductions7790 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bit about young adults not voting needs to be heard here in the States. Fuckin' spot ON!

  • @raymondj8768
    @raymondj8768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY HE FUCKING KILLS ME IM ON THE FLOOR ROLLIN !!!!

  • @coleman4840
    @coleman4840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get my news from a reliable source

  • @rachelg7526
    @rachelg7526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does he still have a job??? 😝😝😝😝😝 Edit: 10 months later i got a heart!!!

  • @audiADDISON
    @audiADDISON 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Totally to the point

  • @Oldman_nomad
    @Oldman_nomad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    pure awesome. HBO you need this guy. John is getting boring

  • @raysgr
    @raysgr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Little House on the Prairie" episode is my favourite diatribe from JP

  • @philmerrall324
    @philmerrall324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also see Phil Merrall - UK Politica

  • @zace7951
    @zace7951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Him and Adam ruins everything need a get together

  • @spencermax
    @spencermax 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He looks like a beer-battered sheep bollock"😂

  • @darkstar453
    @darkstar453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why don't we have this kind of reporting on the bbc

    • @svt4140
      @svt4140 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too busy reporting about how Eastern European countries are full of shit and sending gypsies to beg on the streets of London like that's the true fucking news. Jonathan Pie is a fucking hero.

  • @Bea.Anne.Butterfield
    @Bea.Anne.Butterfield 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Labour to tory- champagne to cats piss"

  • @jen3800
    @jen3800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    an actual journalist! wow!