I honestly just love it when Europeans try to criticize America I’ll accept criticism when you don’t come crying to us for help after every single conflict, or look at us like it’s our job to fix any problem in the world, talk to me when you don’t have to worry about getting stabbed every time you walk down the street
my bro your food IS an MRE, cheese burgers that can outlive the planet, and will give you heart attacks also tons of sugar and transfats and other chemicals, calling American food " food " is a far stretch on its own
as an american i highly dont recommend for you to hike here unless its a very well known and upkept route. otherwise youre way more likely to be mauled to death by something or get lost with no hope of recovery
“I don’t get why there’s no public transport in America” America: 3,809,525 square miles, 47 percent of which is unoccupied💀 Let’s make this simple for you guys. American does not run on a communist system meaning the government is not nearly as well funded. States are granted the power to decide if they want public transport as that is not an option that should belong to the federal government, BUT this usually depends on federal funding depending on how rich/poor the state is. After WW2 the idea of the nuclear family and suburban living was exploding, creating a car culture as people wanted to move away from the city and live in quiet suburbs or rural areas. Public transport is not cheap since one US state is as big (if not bigger) than an average European country, therefore public transport across the country is a ridiculous idea. If you believe that your city could benefit from public transport, then it is YOUR responsibility as a functioning citizen to bring that to your local governments attention. The beauty of being an American is having the power to tell your government what YOU want from them as a citizen.
growing up in orlando i can confirm florida is just an online gta server with mods. like walking down the street you get used to the fent fold and the meth mania
Someone from Indiana here! Gary isn't the only terrifying thing we got here. The number of gruesome murders we have happened here is INSANE. Yet people only ever talk about the corn.
"my coke just spilled everywhere" looks closer "yeah, it just went everywhere" leans a little further "yep, it went everywhere" pulls out items from under the desk "defiantly gone everywhere" yeah, most people would have cleaned it the second it happens, not pyro, he needs confirmation thats its gone everywhere lol.
I feel like a dog watching this, patiently waiting for the main vid to resume playing like a treat, and suffering through the yapping 1:3 content react ratio, bit of an endurance run, this one 63333 views in 21 hours, viewers are cooked
Detroit gave us Juan Atkins, Kelli Hand, Eddie Fowlkes, Derrick May, Jeff Mills, Kevin Saunderson, Blake Baxter, Drexciya, Mike Banks, James Pennington, Robert Hood, Octave One, Carl Craig, Theo Parrish, Terrence Parker, Stacey Pullen, DJ Bone.
As someone from the US trying to immigrate to the UK permanently, i couldnt wait to get to the PA part since im from there. And I can confirm philly cheesesteaks ARE AMAZING
3 slops in 287338 seconds, pyro stood up
underrated comment
Sloped up
Slunderrated slopment
pyro finally fills the trough for us piggies
@@Dayvly📈?
10mins to get through 2mins of the video I can’t.
21 minutes into the vod and he's still at the 5 minutes mark
Bro is sidetracked more constantly than a baby on an ipad
@@neonpunk5979 real as fuck
Just watch the original video
Yeah....I can't either....I'll just wait quietly for darkwood
London is a gmod dark rp server
what server would america be
@@mirrorhymnactual hell
@@mirrorhymnpostal
@@mirrorhymncookie clicker
@@redwiltshire1816 💀
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILLOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Kill-O-meaters?! Queed?? Tesco???
Tell it to me in freedom units
1 kilometer is equal to 1093.613 American yards
@@apchistuz GOD BLESS AMERICA ! 💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@ziphy_6471 glad I've educated you guys
@@apchistuz FREEDOM UNITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:51
"vagina has more- virginia has more miles of the alopecian trail than any other state"
“You watch a TH-camr for longer than 2 months crazy” *me being 24 and having watched pyro since middle school*
In northeast Ohio, we have black squirrels. Just straight up black. And they beat up the grey ones and steal their nuts. Its wild watching.
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“Despite black squirrels making only 13% of the squirrel population . . .”
so just canadian squirrels
I can confirm I am also from the area and this is true.
only pyro can turn a 30 minute video reaction into a 1 hour reaction slop vid by yapping
Bro speaks yappnese
1 and a half hour reaction
@@OVO_Mero he graduated from yapologetics college
I guess you could say… he inflated the video…
An hour and thirty minute video mind you
Literally Place, Sweden for 60 minutes. Bro can't stop yapping.
bro speedran the video
I bet pyro gonna upload a video about "Sweden is cooked" and would yap about for about 24 hours+
I honestly just love it when Europeans try to criticize America I’ll accept criticism when you don’t come crying to us for help after every single conflict, or look at us like it’s our job to fix any problem in the world, talk to me when you don’t have to worry about getting stabbed every time you walk down the street
@@hansum_AWP bro predicted it
The next title is going to be "my hairline is coocked"
coocked???
And don’t forget a sexy wojak of fempyro from tf2
Your grammar is cooked
skipped to 41 minutes and he's 10 minutes into the USA video
Pyro streams feel like family guy episodes, full of cutaways
> Is Marylander by birth
> Maryland comes up
> Gets excited
> Just Baltimore again
Why do I even bother
Relatable
Me as a native Pittsburgher when Pennsylvania comes up and only Philly is mentioned
the USA may be cooked but atleast we know how to cook without our food looking like MREs
my bro your food IS an MRE, cheese burgers that can outlive the planet, and will give you heart attacks
also tons of sugar and transfats and other chemicals, calling American food " food " is a far stretch on its own
You may be cooked but at least not UK
Hell yeah bruther 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🫡💅🏽. Beans and toast for breakky is nasty work
@@jazg275 you know whats up
I mean, we may be cooked but damn I love my rights
as an american i highly dont recommend for you to hike here unless its a very well known and upkept route. otherwise youre way more likely to be mauled to death by something or get lost with no hope of recovery
"I love Florida."
Bro is gonna be DarkViper of GTA 6.
Pyrocynical resorted to putting women on the thumbnail to increase engagement
That’s the original thumbnail
@@cykablyat7107Oh worked for me regardless!
Challenge for the 9 adult pyro veiwers: Take a shot every time he makes an unironic pop culture/tiktok/videogame reference
You forgot that he has no adult viewers
Nah I will die and shit myself
1 frame of money and he opens a new tab and starts a rant about it
>Pennsylvania comes up
>me being a Pittsburgh resident since birth getting excited
>only Philly mentioned
“I don’t get why there’s no public transport in America”
America: 3,809,525 square miles, 47 percent of which is unoccupied💀
Let’s make this simple for you guys. American does not run on a communist system meaning the government is not nearly as well funded. States are granted the power to decide if they want public transport as that is not an option that should belong to the federal government, BUT this usually depends on federal funding depending on how rich/poor the state is. After WW2 the idea of the nuclear family and suburban living was exploding, creating a car culture as people wanted to move away from the city and live in quiet suburbs or rural areas. Public transport is not cheap since one US state is as big (if not bigger) than an average European country, therefore public transport across the country is a ridiculous idea. If you believe that your city could benefit from public transport, then it is YOUR responsibility as a functioning citizen to bring that to your local governments attention. The beauty of being an American is having the power to tell your government what YOU want from them as a citizen.
Individual cities have public transport because making any solid nation wide public transit would cost an ungodly amount of money.
@@SamFromItaliapublic transport sucks in cities too tbh. If they made at least city wide public transport good no country can talk
@@georgec9384The amount of urine and feces I've had waft into my nostrils on Trimet makes me hate public transpo
richest nation in the world, casually spends trillions on space and military be like: THERES NO WAY WE CAN PUT SOME METAL ON THE GROUND WTF!!?!?!
@@snibbels-dr8ovit’s easier to make some rockets then it is to place millions of tons of metal across millions of sq Miles
every time pyro holds his remote up to his face, i keep thinking he’s taking a hit from his pen
Spills coke all over his stuff - "lOoK wHaT yOu MaDe Me Do!"
growing up in orlando i can confirm florida is just an online gta server with mods. like walking down the street you get used to the fent fold and the meth mania
30 minute video turned into one and a half hour video
as a baltimorian the accent is real
Fun fact new hampshire drivers/passengers don't need to wear there seatblet. They live by there moto. "Live free or die"
it was funny until furry_studier3097 commented 💢
Real
Certified
Real
Mall: >:(
Mall, Sweden: :0
I grew up always seeing Amish people in their buggies thinking shit was normal lmao people go to them to buy fresh goods
its actually crazy how pyro stretches a 30 minute video in almost an hour and a half fucking insane
Someone from Indiana here! Gary isn't the only terrifying thing we got here. The number of gruesome murders we have happened here is INSANE. Yet people only ever talk about the corn.
32:11 Me when I see a sponsor hosted by your favorite TH-camr.
Pyro "Vaping" 35:05
I KNOW ITS NOT A VAPE
45:04 so basically pizza marinara ain't no way they claiming it to be their own creation
1:46 soyden mentioned
"my coke just spilled everywhere"
looks closer
"yeah, it just went everywhere"
leans a little further
"yep, it went everywhere"
pulls out items from under the desk
"defiantly gone everywhere"
yeah, most people would have cleaned it the second it happens, not pyro, he needs confirmation thats its gone everywhere lol.
10:10 Nobody sent that in chat 💀
Three times the original video length? Should've kept the video playing and left the room until the video ended
hasan
The thing about living in Iowa is you get some peace and fucking quiet.
48:34 - BLADEE MENTIONED
Only Pyro could stretch a 30 min video to an Hour and a half
Love the thumbnail change
Pyrocynical's HAIRLINE is cooked
as someone who goes to university in lawrence kansas its amazing. i never would think pyro would ever talk about kansas
the only guy who can manage to absolutely slaughter a 30m video and make it 3x longer
This video is practically a Pyro Place Sweden compilation
Where's the pause counter / timestamp guy? He's got his work cut out for this one.
pyro trying not to bring up something fart related on live challenge: impossible
mr GobblePyroSnaps can literally make a 30 minute video into a 1:23:01 one burh
place america: 😡😡😖😖😱😱😰😰😨😨
place sweden: 🙀🙀😸😸😹 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
"aren't u guys cash only"
"yeah"
"so he paid by debit card"
bro what am i watching, this is actual brainrot
37:35 he sounds like Eric Cartman
0 views in 7 minutes? Bro slopped off
Huh? 👀
The duality of Pyro slop.
Seeing Dakota: This looks good, what´s with the hate?
Seeing Iceland: Wtf do they have anything else than cliffs
I90 & I80 are so beautiful across the country. All the planes go directly across America never over or out the way to see things.
I love how the day after Pyro posted this, The Boys Season 4 got up to proper speed.
12:36 ain't nothing like an ice cold death grips song to engage me in the video
as a georgian i can confirm that all georgian horses are fented up at all times. mine is a tweaker
The thumbnails in accurate she doesn't even have a double chin
i love dinosaurs 🦕
I love dinosaur vore/inflation
@@You-Know-Youre-Right ur not pyro lil bro
U ain't slick Pyro for changing video title
the darkwood book is lowkey sad rip book
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Gary indiana is fucked. Whole city is a ghost town
the one time he acknowledged an ULTRAKILL question he gets distracted by a dono, L dono
When
Why does the kid shitting himself sound like Cartman lmao
pyro adding a single extra letter in the title 4 videos ago is INSANE
"go to the bathroom!!!!!!!"
"no~"
If pyro asks if you have discord the correct response is ALWAYS “no”
The Rhode Island segment is ridiculously accurate
"that is some wizard of Oz shit" pyro, guess where that movie starts
restarting the daily asking of borderlands 2 (day 1)
Blud is a professional yapper
This man changes thumbnails every second.
Thought that was Casso 39:33
I DONT WATCH HIM, BUT HIS CHILL
I feel like a dog watching this, patiently waiting for the main vid to resume playing like a treat, and suffering through the yapping
1:3 content react ratio, bit of an endurance run, this one
63333 views in 21 hours, viewers are cooked
Pyro. I’m from Pennsylvania and I can confirm Philly cheese steaks are Indeed cinema.
Whoever the editor is that decided to change the thumbnail, I thank you for your service and bravery for showing the ugly truth about Pyro
Its insane how many times he paused, THE VIDEO IS TRIPLE THE SIZE PYRO
NORTH CAROLINA RISE UP
take a drink everytime he pauses, but at least hes actually reacting
pyros hairline is cooked
Detroit gave us Juan Atkins, Kelli Hand, Eddie Fowlkes, Derrick May, Jeff Mills, Kevin Saunderson, Blake Baxter, Drexciya, Mike Banks, James Pennington, Robert Hood, Octave One, Carl Craig, Theo Parrish, Terrence Parker, Stacey Pullen, DJ Bone.
Pyronical looks more and more like XQC' son everyday 💀
FREEdom but has the most expensive Medical bills in the world
As someone from the US trying to immigrate to the UK permanently, i couldnt wait to get to the PA part since im from there. And I can confirm philly cheesesteaks ARE AMAZING
Also i dont think i went west enough to be appauled of my birth state.... BUT WHY DID THEY NOT MENTION ROCKY????😅
as an Illinois resident corn fent and bean is accurate
Only Pyro could triple the length of a video
As someone who lives in Illinois I can confirm 99% is corn
As an iowan I can confirm that nothing interesting has happened here since 2008 when we had a bit of a flood
Only Slop Pyro can almost TRIPLE the length of a 30 minute video
1:45 not even two minutes already talking about sweden i i am going to do a thing
Why does jeff bezos laugh like the evil rick and morty meme
12:07 as someone who moved from New York City to south carolina i fucking hate it here and i cant wait to move back to NY when im 18
I watched the whole video ironically
max0r editing
30 minute video turned into an hour video, incredible
NO WAY GUERNSEY MENTIONED 🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬🇬
As a South Carolinian, we are exactly like the PS5; we have nothing to offer.
only pyro can make a 30 minute video to an hour and 30 minute and its just place Sweden