The Best Game You Should NOT Play
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Chapters
0:00 - Intro
1:40 - The Game Is Bad
5:29 - The First Game
9:57 - The Game Is le Good?
19:10 - Chapter 1: Welcome to Shanghai
20:59 - Chapter 2: The Details
28:13 - Chapter 3: Blood, Sweat and Tears
37:21 - Chapter 4: Laying Low
43:57 - Chapter 5: Coming Home
46:28 - Chapter 6: A Thousand Cuts
50:57 - Chapter 7: The Deal
55:57 - Chapter 8: Out of Shanghai
57:32 - Chapter 9: Airstrike
1:00:21 - Chapter 10: Resurrection
1:06:38 - Chapter 11: Out of Shanghai
1:11:48 - Extreme Difficulty
1:15:34 - Co-op
1:19:22 - Multiplayer
1:29:22 - Outro
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Finally a game that isn't ALL IN LE HEAD
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Hi! I was actually the guy who did motion capture for Kane in this game. We did cutscenes and some in game-movements. One of the most fun shoots of my career. I had to lipsync to Brian Bloom, which also is a high point as a gamer as well. Love your work man.
That's cool as hell. Great job on your work
Wow that is amazing!
i just searched you up on igdb and is kane and lynch 2 the only game youve ever done work in? its all that shows up so i was curious
That's actually pretty cool. Good work!
@@cityofnewjack I did some work for the remake of "Syndicate" as well, but I think it was cut. I got paid anyway tho :D
Pyro’s ability to make a widely seen 5/10 game seem like a 10/10 well written masterpiece is always going to be worth spending 2 hours watching
it wasn't just 5/10, K&L2 was straight up 2/10 bad
a certified +2 moment
Pyro is a master at storytelling I could listen to his interpretation on games, shows and movies all fking day.
I think we could watch pyro talk about anything for hours without getting bored
He could make slippin Jimmy seem like a masterpiece
This shows the camera man is truly the most op character
No he is not. He died at the end of the game. op characters never die.
@@Sergmanny46 hey may have died in this game but his spirt still lives on
@@randomusserlol Ridiculous.
And show other thing too, even the Camera Man isn't immune to getting 1 shoted during a Cutscene
He never died that is not a gunshot
All the ideas in this game are genuinely so cool and interesting it just seems like glitches and bugs messed everything up
It would be interesting to see a new game do this somehow.
you got filtered
@@deathgripskaraoke9351 i dont know what you mean but cool username
And also it's a super short game
@@cassalamon
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Then Kane woke up and realized that the entire thing had been in his head and was an allegory for him fighting his demons
And Kane was in his head
And that He actually killed Lynch at the end of the first game
And that this was another dream from Jenny
I was actually thinking that Kane was schizophrenic and was only imagine Lynch (or the other way around)
@@a.b.3455 I think we have the names mixed up but who cares it’s a shit game anyways
The developers really tried. You can tell. I admire them for not making it a total cash grab and something interesting even if its still not overall good.
Oh my science its a pyro giveaway
I always gotta wonder about them putting Kane and Lynch in Hitman 3 as them hoping to one day return to these shitters.
@@tonypeppermint5329 do they actually make an appearance or is it just the skins for Agent 47?
@@caol1198 they make a appearance
@@rooster3752 Pure and utter _allegiance_ to atheism, I agree.
Let's be honest Kane & Lynch were probably the inspiration for Michael & Trevor
I even make Michael and Trevor look like Kane and Lynch.
I wouldnt be surprised, though obviously GTA5 also takes a lot of inspiration from the movie Heat.
@@aceambling7685 So Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, the game totally feels like a Michael Mann movie.
Yep, both are bank robbers and their tropes are similar
Ooh great point
The guys who played Hsing (both voice and mocap) frickin’ killed it, I can’t get enough of his performance. Such a smug little monster, who turns the whole story on its head with just two words: “Shangsi’s daughter.”
"Shong Siiis daahtur"
@@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA Well, that’s how it’s pronounced in Mandarin 😏
@@severalcakes3267 i still find it funny
that guy who slit his throat and how glazer freaked out about hsing really terrified me. 😂
The unceremonious death of Shangsi really underscored the game’s nihilism. Even a man as powerful as him isn’t immune to a chaotic and indifferent world.
agreed
I mean what do you expect, his whole army isn’t there by his side anymore and it’s just Kane, lynch and him. He ain’t gonna be pulling a metal gear revengeance and transforming into some robot and initiating a boss fight.
I also love how (with the game building him up) in your head, you probably make him out to be this big, evil politician, who you can tell is evil from a mile away. And then it turns out he's really just some guy...
@@genoob5843 when did someone turned into a robot in revengeance?
@@capperbuns when “nano machines son” happened
37:45 This is one of the many cases where Pyro's script-writing comes out to shine. He sets up the context and then the surprise that Kane and Lynch get is equally as surprising for us because it cuts into the middle of his sentence.
Also the subtitles have full sentence, when Pyro gets actually kind off cut off at the end
@@AgentWolnyTyl3k I wish more media would do that, to actually keep the surprise
A remake of this game would be sick, especially if it was giving some true TLC
A bold move.
TLC 600lb life
that would make some Zhōngguó rén sue the hell out of it on behalf of his nation
I think it would make a decently fun movie
I absolutely love how this game feels like a snuff film. The blurring of the heads is just so god damn unnerving. I would love to see a horror game take advantage of it, making it feel like you're watching a leaked video on the internet.
ever played manhunt?
@@somerandomkid9976 Ayeee, I'd say Manhunt is definitely a lot more comical than this, this actually feels like a genuine snuff film about survival.
@@cavemancult1999 maybe a version of manhunt on the latest Rockstar engine? Remove the hud, add camera effects, spring for extra quality on the sound mixing like the first manhunt. It'd probably be pretty good. Red Dead can already get kinda spooky with serial killers and cultists.
@@kimkillillasfuq8212 sadly rockstar is kinda shit now and take two probably doesn't have the balls to do another manhunt
@@cavemancult1999 Manhunt is not more comical than this. It just comes from a different era. This is inspired by LiveLeak, Manhunt comes from stuff like Faces of Death.
Both sensationalist, but different because they're in different, but similar, mediums.
Gotta say, the voice acting in this game is pretty damn good. For how shoddy everything else is, the VAs really gave it their all.
For me I just LOVE the camera details
It FEELS like a disgusting snuff film!
@@X3RNEA5 Yo, don't mean to sound like I'm advertising or anything but did you know there's a community server to this game? It's pretty active too. If you ever just wanna hang around and find people who are into the game just like you are or just finding people to play fragile alliance with than the server is probably for you.
VAs
Vas
The definition of insanity
@@X3RNEA5 The game IS disgusting. And that's why I love it.
@@penguindomino9461 Yup!
8:43 For the record, just in case you're morbidly curious and still want to play Dead Men, it also has a GOG release with 0 DRM.
Played it before watching this, I'd say that the only time I thought it was cool, was at the club, the prison and the skyscraper
Then I stopped playing at the start of the jungle mission.
3/10, It's passable.
The GOG release rocks. I also have the discontinued steam version. I can say both versions are completely equal to the best of my knowledge
- So, how do you like Kane and Lynch 2, Pyrocynical?
- It's fucked, I hate it
- Yeah, I love it too
Absolutely loved the balls IO had at the time to make their characters just utterly repulsive humans rather than cool/appealing chads. This game was rough around the edges in every aspect and has a memorable uniqueness to it, despite the repetitive shoot/cover gameplay.
I think Rockstar making Manhunt opened up allot of doors For other devs to see how far they could push things.
@@John-996 An absolute banger of a game!
As a person who actually played kane and lynch back when these games were new, I fully agree. Something about these two titles stood out to me more than most other games of the time, especially the second one. The super gritty analog video camera style just drew me in and made me want to play to the end. Granted I never really played either game more than maybe 10-20 hours each. It's a one time good experience just for the visual style and the story.
legit, while watching this video, i expected myself to see kane and lynch as if they're cool anti-hero criminals like walter white or the gta 5 crew, but these people were just horrible. they had little redeeming qualities, were barely friends, and weren't even super skilled or smart to make them seem cool. they were downright disgusting human beings that you follow throughout your whole playthrough. it's a very unexpected, yet welcomed change of pace. i'm tired of people idolizing heisenberg and michael townley. give us more POS protagonists, please
@@jockeyfield1954 Beautifully put. The scenarios in-game are terrible and only work because the players do.
The surreal and quick ending also adds to the style of this game rather than a big climactic finish it just ends because this isnt a grand story its just an excerpt from these horrible mens lives
I just felt like the camera man raged quit because he was left behind :(
@@DefiniteRicardo fucking guy recorded the guys bare assholes the whole game, survived multiple ambushes and gunfights only to be told to fuck off by the both of his clients. The dude needs to find better career choices
its literally a fucking rip off of heat except heat is actually good, like nothing they did was original this game is dogshit
As I see it it's kind of the same way gore videos this game takes inspiration of end too. You don't get an epilogue with all those people you just watch em suffer and it's over
@@2013HORSEMEATSCANDAL No? One ends because it's a depraved lunatic literally killing someone so there can be no lunatic
The other whilst about depraved lunatics was ended stylistically as opposed to there being no way to continue
seeing him use the cruelty squad enhancements as an example in 18:30 has a weird feeling rewatching this now
So it wasn't just me.
Especially telling was the part at the end that flashed "DIVINE LIGHT SOON" over his webcam
he also used the Cruelty Squad OST early on in the video
Reminds me of a similar thing. Where in an old review (specifically tall girl one) he criticizes it’s use of corner shots without any reason, using footage of Utopia as an example of why such shots are used.
It is clear that there was not enough money, experience and time, but this is one of the most stylish gangster shooters - complete destructibility of the interior, the coolest plot, the atmosphere of a rainy dirty city in which they are trying to corner you.
I know right ? Ever since I played the Kowloon mission in COD Black Ops 1 (and explored the multiplayer version of said map). I found this weird love for such aesthetics (dark grey sky with fog/smog everywhere and raining, neon signs written in Chinese or Japanese, buildings that are in need of maintenance, etc.)
I unironically love the concept of the multiplayer. Rob a bank, store, etc. Everyone could work together and split the money. Or you can betray your team members to get all the cash. Either way, if anyone dies, they become a cop that tries to end the criminals run.
It was kinda poorly executed, but I'd love to see someone give it another try.
mhm! it's a lot like the scp game loop, which is proven to be very fun!
sub rosa is kinda like that but its dead
Hood: Outlaw and Legends fits the bill in setup and gameplay but also dead
Is there anything like this in gmod
Me and my friends plan to try making Fragile Alliance for S&box. No promises but hey, keep an eye out
Here's what I think happened. The development team was told that they had a very short amount of time to create a sequel to a mid-received game, just as a cash grab. They knew that their game would be full of bugs with not a lot of time to test it or fix bugs, so they decided to focus on the story. They create a well written story with a clever aesthetic.
What is especially clever about this game's story?
@@Bale4Bond "clever aesthetic"
learn to read lol
@@turithian960 well it isn't well written either, if you want to be technical about it.
@@Bale4Bond My brother in Christ did you even WATCH the 2hour video we're commenting on?
the story isn't _that_ good, it's very much a mid-tier action movie type thing
however, it embraces itself wholeheartedly which makes it _entertaining,_ even if it's not objectively good.
Credit where it's due. I don't really KNOW the two characters and I don't really want to know them personally. But I do feel sympathy for them just trying to make ANY possible scenario work in their favour and constantly getting shit all over. And my heart breaks when I hear Lynch barely managing to keep it together. The storytelling is definitely the best part. Simple, but effective.
I like how Eidos made the characters
They're completely terrible, yet they're aware of what they're doing and hoping it will go in their way
I love that at 10:14 you use some music from cruelty Squad to accompany your statement "it looks filthy. it has this amazing visual style I've never seen in a video game."
no way
the “lynch i’m here” line during the psychotic episode was oddly touching
yeah i was thinking the same thing it made me smile while they’re literally fighting for their life in the middle of a warzone
it's at 32:19 for those who haven't gotten to it :D
The secret ending: the characters figure out they are just figments of a dog's imagination, and the whole game takes place in le dog head
plot twist: Its the dog from rhorshack's backstory.
what da dog doin
And the dog is taking the toll of hot summer days, you know because the idiom dog days meaning a period of hot weather.
no, it’s a dog’s dream because it’s a sleeping dog
Great
This game really did the "the cameraman's the real hero for surviving all this" joke but played it completely straight, huh?
Also subverting expectations for "the cameraman never dies" joke
"I want this game to be more realistic"
-Lynch being able to one-hand a LMG and fire it with barely any recoil
-Kane surviving infinite gunshots, but being knocked out by a light elbow from Lynch
-Surviving getting cut open in like 2000000 places
-Surviving a helicopter crash
-Probably more stuff but I haven't finished the video yet
I'm a bit late, but most of that stuff can be written off as gameplay/story dissonance. It's like how Mario can die from a single touch by a Goomba because otherwise the gameplay wouldn't be challenging, but this is never acknowledged because it's not *technically* part of the universe.
As for the surviving the knives, that's actually realistic. Chinese crimelords use a torture technique called Lingchi. Basically, it's a method of knowing where to cut to maximise pain but cause as little blood loss as possible - basically, avoiding all major blood vessels - so the victim will bleed out over a handful of extremely painful days (or even longer, since the lack of severe blood loss prevents clotting). An absolutely horrible way to go, but that's kind of the point. It's what they're referencing when they say the one guy is "good with a knife".
The Helicopter? I've got nothing. I guess it's just luck.
@@trianglemoebius yeah, atleast the torture scene can be written off with that, and as for the helicopter the luck part depends on how close they were on the rooftop of Shangsi's tower
@@trianglemoebius Ok. I shouldn't have googled it before going to sleep.
@@pabloveloso7736i was curious to look it up. Now that you tell me. I dont think i should.
@@OperatorMax1993 i think at that tail point of the story it's trying to make some meta point that the universe just allows Kane and Lynch to survive any bullshit scenario and the twist is that they'll never take advantage of it and constantly make it worse which is honestly a cool way to think about it
I like games that are extreme violence like this. Not “extreme violence” like Doom or Mortal Kombat where there’s tons of gore and killing, but games that are gritty and oppressive to the point of putting a disturbed pit in the player’s stomach as they play. Something that shows such a sad grey underbelly of society that is rarely spotlighted in entertainment media. Such a brutal level of realism that the viewer doesn’t even really want to acknowledge that it exists in reality.
It’s rare to see media take on these themes because of how it puts much of the audience off, but when done right it provides one of the most immersive and emotional environments one can see in films or games. Kane and Lynch might not be a good game all together, but it absolutely nailed the oppressive atmosphere and theme of the criminal underworld and how it affects people.
This is how I feel about it too. This game isn't good from a lot of standpoints but it nails down the gritty, seedy world. All the grey, monotone colors that remind you that you will NEVER get out to some beautiful landscapes in China, but will be stuck in the same hellhole for the entire game. I could kind of see it being turned into a B-movie, but I dunno who would play Kane and Lynch. It's little things in this game that I absolutely love, and it's a shame it basically wasn't finished and is a janky mess. I suppose that gives it more charm oddly enough, but would be nice to see if it was fully fleshed out.
Max Payne 3 has a similar vibe as well, though not quite this dark
Le Fortnite 🫡
@@jacksonw453 A decent amount of the music in parts of this video we’re from Max Payne 3.
There's a game thats pretty close to it. Look up the game "Ready or Not" some of the maps are just incredibly disturbing if you look around.
I love that shangsi died by lynch because I think he finally really genuinely decided that he didn’t want anymore jobs. He wanted that to be his last job whereas Kane never truly could have given it up
I agree with this so hard. Xui's death hit him hard man. The kinda death that changes a person
Their attitudes toward continuing their evil trade is in contrast to the first game in Dog Days. Kane wanted to retire in the first one whereas Lynch was in high spirits and optimistic that he could do a whole lot. By the end of the second game, Lynch is ready to retire having lost everything, whereas Kane is still waiting for that "one more job".
*contrast to the first game.
15:55 Kinda sneaky to have a game with 2 endings that both make you want to pick the other one. It's an interesting way to extend the playtime of your game lol
I haven't watched Pyro in years. He's dropping over an hour long full analysis videos of both popular and unpopular games. I gotta respect how much work goes into these especially with the editing.
This games story is actually fantastic and brutal, i felt like i was playing a movie from start to finish. no other game really has that consistent feeling though it's entire run time. If it was polished and given a bigger budget it would probably be one of my favorite campaigns in a game ever.
Mgs 3
@@libragod3077 lel
Play Sekiro.
Yakuza?
Imagine if we got a remake of it
The concept of everything being filmed from a camera is a decent concept, especially for a videogame. You know what would be incredible, a game where you play as journalist wearing go-pro and investigating a warzone, collecting footage, navigating your way through the carnage and interviewing soldiers and civilians. Like a survival horror, you don't have any means to defend yourself and so you have to rely on stealth and running to progress. the grainy footage, the inconsistent audio quality and blood splattering on the camera, could add to gritty realism of the game.
So basically Outlast then.
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 Sort of but in Outlast your camcorder is nothing more then a tool, you can choose to use it but it is not required, you're still playing from the perspective of Miles Upshur/ Waylon Park/Blake Langermann. In my suggestion you will always be seeing what is being recorded and nothing else, there could even be cutscenes where the camera falls off and you watch the journalist looking for it or picking it up and strapping it back on, there may also be scene transitions where the camera freezes or cuts to black before continuing. Whereas outlast is a survival horror game my idea would be more like found footage movies such as Cloverfield or the Blair Witch Project.
In fact as I was typing this I just learned that this found footage style of gameplay has actually been done before, most of these games seem to be based on the backrooms or just general creepiness, isolationism or fear of the unknown. I was recommending something that plays off the barbarity and cruelty of war.
Spiderman did it with MJ's mission and people don't really enjoy it
That sounds like Michigan: Report from hell
@@therealpopculturepizza The Suda game that time forgot.
I think the easter egg of Kane being in prison writing to his daughter is a reference to the first game as he looks way younger and he's on a prison bus (assumingly being transported to the big house before his execution) compared to the much older version of Kane you see in dog days. So Hitman probably takes place before the events of Dog Days
Yeah, certainly
Im shocked I did not see a comment about this but in 29:10, Tommy gets killed kicking the door down instead of opening and checking it just like how Lynch would, so if Tommy was not there, Lynch would have been shot dead in that doorway as a result of his aggressiveness.
honestly as someone who had a father who was a big drug dealer and went to prison a lot, he's been locked up again recently lol, the whole writing to ur kid multiple times and the multiple apologies for continuing to fall back into crime is very much real.
Not as tragic as yours, but it sort of reminds me of my alcoholic family members saying sorry, relapsing, going sober, relapsing, and the cycle goes on.
Lol, imagine shitty family members actually apologizing for victimizing their loved ones. I'm joking of course, but only slightly, I usually see denial and callousness. Denial on my own father's part, but I've seen people just not care. I used to constantly trash my exes mom for being one of the greasiest, sleaziest, nasty, irresponsible wastes of organic material I ever had the intense displeasure of meeting. Top 3 at least, but she's a Saint way she tells. Doesn't understand why her daughter wouldn't care for the woman who briefly considered selling her to pay off a drug debt. The world honestly would really be better without some people in it.
Dad in prison?!?!? That's a Pyro reference 😱😱😱
Man, I'm sorry to hear that. This doesn't have to do with alcohol or prison, but my siblings and I grew up under a nanny who (I'm 99 percent confident) was emotionally abusive. But unlike many abusers in their cycle, she never apologized for anything she did. I can't remember EVER hearing her say the words "I'm sorry". She also violated our privacy often, which probably made me subconsciously scared of trusting others. Abuse should be taken far more seriously; CPS and Social Services need to actually listen to people, and not just adults.
@@MomJeans1738 I know this is a serious thread, but your comment, username and PFP all made me laugh. Thanks. 😂
The fact that this game isn't all in the character's head makes me believe this entire video is all in my head.
What if Pyro is just in our heads?
@@notgray88 oh god not again!
wtf is this game i thought we were gonna get cruelty squad
@@notgray88 wtf is a pyro. This is just a one hour vid with no commentary, occasionally cutting to an empty room
Another neat detail is that the muzzle flashes on some guns are caught at different stages, either first coming out of the gun or residual with the light not touching the muzzle anymore. Although if they wanted full realism, the flashes would only appear within horizontal strips to mimic shutter speeds.
I remember downloading this game’s demo around its’ release date and staring at the menus for like 10 minutes straight thinking that graphics can’t get any more realistic
Hahahahaha lmaooooooo
I had that feeling when I first booted up far cry 4 on xbox 360, good days
@@dandelijon9173 4 on 360? Isn't far cry 4 way after xbox one?
@@fnutek3720 nope only about a year later, and games were still made available for the 360 up until the end of 2015
@@fnutek3720 it was released like 5 months after PS4s and Xones came out so there was a 360 version and it was a rancid POS (just like far cry 3 tbh)
Cameraman just following them and probably being hunted too while 100% silent is a complete gigachad moment
too bad he (probably) died
but died like a god damn KING
Just be the cameraman
This was a super experimental game, especially for the time. If it was an indie studio it'd be praised.
1:19:44 "a critical shortage of ADHD medication" is the best phrase I've heard all week.
I really like what the death of the camera man adds. You've been seeing through him the whole time, and he has been with Kane and Lynch the entire time, but they hijack the plane still only thinknig about themselves, taking the airplane and leaving the camera man to die
It really shows how selfish and horrible Kane and Iynch are and always have been which is the perfect way to end the game
@@johnfrock7206aye that’s their character and that’s what makes them cool and unique characters
@@aidanschooley7052Unique? Yes. Cool? No. Lol
@@josephpercy8772 bruh stfu they are fictional characters they are made for entertainment it ain’t that deep
cool in the sense that they're very bravely written, maybe. like, it takes BALLS to write people as shitty as these guys and just have it out there. no bullshit. they're just awful.@@josephpercy8772
The Bullpup SMGs used in the restaurant firefight in chapter 4 are used essentially by the equivalent of SWAT teams in China. Considering how much death and destruction they've wrought, you don't need to be corrupt anything to sic these guys on Kane and Lynch. This is just what would realistically happen.
Shangsi had to have had some doing in it, although yes, the equivalent to SWAT would've been on them like flies to crap in real life. In real life, they probably would have died
@@indianaliam1 we aren’t even told what part of the party Shangsi is from. He would be involved eventually but at this point it’s not out of the realm of reality that he doesn’t even know Kane & Lynch killed his daughter. They’re obviously involved and it would be very likely he knows that, but he would probably have them detained at that point instead of executed.
It’s been a while so I might have forgotten a plot point. Forgive me if I’m wrong.
If they did a remake of this game i truly believe it would be accepted very well the story seems pretty good and the gritty handheld aesthetic is awesome and unique
well, these guys made Hitman III, so if anyone can do it, it’ll be them
This game was a fever dream on acid when I played it as a teenager. The Shakey camera and VHS tape filter hurt my eyes.
I love how 2 minutes in you can see that pyro has 75% of all achievements in "Tribal hunter". For those unaware Tribal hunter is a furry inflation game.
Lmao well, people have their kinks, no point in making fun of them for it
@@awesomedude2556 Making fun of kinks IS my kink
It is absolutely a furry inflation game but it is also a legitimately great Metroidvania.
It's actually a fun game too
Everyone knows it by now, I just think Pyro's got a good sense of humor about it
Hearing Chinese adult contemporary music being played over a violent fever dream is probably one of the best things
Do you know what the song is though?
@@skebapplejefferiso308 unfortunately not
@@moastew1140 get this
It's in le head
It was funnier in my head I'm sorry
@@skebapplejefferiso308 Samantha's Rest · Treyarch
i love how hes walking around physically in pain from the air hitting the cuts as he moves and the rain nice lil detail
33:25
Funny thing is Nolan North has voice acted for most if not every Halloween character/thing that can speak in tf2
Lol
Like there was a joke that anytime Halloween arrives
Valves calls for Nolan to voice
Just by how gritty the story and aesthetics are, I wish we could see a third game. This game actually made me feel uncomfortable at times. The story allowed for so many gnarly set pieces. I love it. No matter how terrible the gameplay is. The story and dialogue kept me invested. So many good games with good gameplay almost feel mindless because the story isn't triggering any real emotion outside of "sad" or "content." It just makes the game be highlighted in very specific sections, "That one sad moment" or "When you finally reached the goal." Kane and Lynch had more than just those moments even through gameplay. Im glad the developers of these games tried to make you feel uncomfortable and grossed out. We need more games like that.
If the game was less buggy and had better gameplay it would probably be a lot better since that’s where most of its problems lie
Just by how griddy
😍
The camera effects, especially the pixelating of head shots really added to the raw, nasty vibe of the game. Loved it's atmosphere as it was so unapologetically dark...which is refreshing! Glad you mentioned Lynch's mumbling he occasionally does during shootouts, especially later on as stress levels increase as it still highlights his fragile mind and that the whole "psycho outbursts" aspect in the previous game wasn't forgotten. Always nice to see videos praising aspects of this game. :)
Nice seeing you here Willzyyy, you got good taste! Pyro that is, not Kane and Lynch. Always liked your gta vids back in early TH-cam.
R.I.P cameraman you will never be forgotten
I think it's fairly obvious that Michael and Trevor from GTAV were stolen from this
This exactly, money hungry man with a family who's slightly unhinged, and a mentally ill man who's a bit emotional still here and there.
And franklin is the cameraman
*shamelessly stolen
@@ejm1225three years later
The style of the game and how frantic and grimy the entire experience is, unlike other cover shooters, hell even horror games, the entire premise and tone of the game makes the player feel like a victim, casualty, or a bag, a expendable stray that can be stabbed, shot, or be p*ssed on in a dog eat dog world.
It makes me feel like I'm looking at max payne 3
@@Thomas_Angelo this game is what Max Payne 3 wanted to be
Having heard about what it's like, I played this whole game in one sitting really drunk on rum. It honestly made it even more of a confusing nightmarish experience, 10/10 gaming moment.
Try Max Payne 3 while on bourbon
100 % pain but it's the way to go !
@@patrickprofonde7062 I'll take you up on that offer and get back to you once i finish it
honestly seems like a very appropriate way to play this game
Cheers!
Why specifically rum? Are there any unlisted status effects I am unaware of?
18:36 This man put a teaser and we didn't even know it
That clever lesbian...
58:07 listen for the Wilhelm scream when they push him out of the ‘copter. Smh.
For anyone asking, the thumbnail was changed due to Pyro initially running an event in his server for a new thumbnail as it wasn't grabbing enough attention. The competition was scrapped for the current one that one of his editors showed him.
Thanks for the context. I saw the new thumbnail and was wondering "wait that event ended already?"
@@firechicken1745 It's a shame too, I was happy with my submission and it was nice to see so much creativity, albeit some thumbnails were obviously bad on purpose. I would rather the thumbnail be from the event and be something related to the video rather than the current one, but it's not my channel lol.
I think it's normal nowadays that TH-camrs change the thumbnail few times depending on the viewing statistics. Normal marketing I guess.
Dayum
The thing is that both games had cool ideas. The first one was an interesting twist to the classic buddy cop story and the second one had a cool art direction. With a better budget and (a lot) more polish, they could’ve been cult pulp games.
Thankfully, Deadly Premonition scratches that itch
it does ? lmao
This was a massive nostalgia trip. Damn.
1:24:37 Bro got Lynch to join Cops & Robbers 💀
Lynch just can’t get enough of the mayhem
I still think that the execution scene from Kane and Lynch 1, when his wife gets killed and Kane just absolutely snaps is one of the best instances of GENUINE anger voice acted into a game to date. It's not a seething anger or resentment, it's just explosive and raw, to the point of Kane not even listening to what's being said around him as he caves a man's head in with a shovel, repeating the same words over and over until he snaps out of it.
I think Trevor Philips said it best when he said "FUCK YOU! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!"
do you have a clip of it?
@@bullhuss "Kane and Lynch - You should have let me talk to them "
its scary how in a lot of cover based shooters it is more effective to not use the cover system but instead just hug the wall i assume this is because all of them design the ai to fight you while youre in cover so playtesting doesnt catch those weird exploits
IOI still hasn’t learned this, funny enough. The new Hitman trilogy has the same exact exploit, whereas cover for fighting isn’t as important since you’re supposed to not play the game assault style, but it’s still massively exploitable.
irl you're not supposed to hug cover like that because it limits your view and you can be hit by bullets that whiz down the wall
My favorite part of this game was when at the end, kane said to lynch, "you know lynch, this really has been our dog days."
I was absolutely obsessed with this game's presentation the minute I saw the reveal trailer. Downloaded all of the other trailers, bought the soundtrack on release, used that "noise complaint" hotel menu scene as a wallpaper for a few months. I already knew the game wasn't the best after playing the demo, but playing through it with the mindset of it being more of an "experience" and not an action game was one of the most memorable experiences I had in gaming.
I doubt it's intentional, but Kane's comment of "don't do anything irrational" to Lynch right before the sniper section really reinforces the idea of how so much bloodshed could've been avoided if there was any level-headedness between the two
Kane and Lynch 2 is actually one of the many documentaries on the career of the extradimensional being known as "The Cameraman."
He has been everywhere, and filmed everything. And even while he never directly interacts with those he films, his ability to film has made those in his camera's views into legends.
But one must consider his own power if he is able to film such amazing feats that no normal cameraman could ever hope to keep up with.
He died at the end tho so not that powerful i guess
@@letsreadtextbook1687 nah the camera fell after the strange blood sounds so it's clear the cameraman attacked the police that shot him
@@letsreadtextbook1687 Or did he? Can one truly kill THE Cameraman? Or just postpone his filming adventures?
@unoriginal person @WALN Zell HMMMMM🤔
I remember my cousins had this game on their Xbox 360 and that I could never get past the second level. Now, after watching this, it kinda makes me want to play the game again considering how cool the visual style, aesthetic, story and writing are
1:04:55 "no more deals"
Holy shit, a game where a shotgun actually functions like an actual shotgun. They don't just become completely ineffective 30ft from the muzzle, they'd be useless if they did. I mean you can even get rifled shotguns and use slugs, which are just a single 1oz hunk of lead for a projectile instead of a bunch of smaller ones. I don't know what the max effective range is but I wouldn't be afraid to take 50-100 yard shots with a long 12 gauge that has decent sights using slugs. More practiced shooters than I am would almost definitely be accurate more than twice that distance with the same gun.
Edit: 2 seconds of research, Jerry Michulek put rounds on target at 325 yards with a 12 gauge slug. Your average person won't come close to that, because Jerry is a living legend, but it's possible.
Usually they aren't accurate not because of dev ignorance, but game balancing, they'd be peanuts if accurately added to a lot of games
Jesus, you gun guys are worse than Bronies
@@DrunkedOwly Changing a guns effective range isn't the only way of balancing a shooter, it's just a lazy one.
American moment
@@noodlxs What's your point?
They really need to give this series another chance. I'm thinking a reboot would capitalise on the potential that's clearly there.
a third game where one of them kills the other after many scenes of the two actually talking would be fucking amazing
@@dylansmith7477 They wouldn't kill each other because they're stuck in a situation where they're each other's only allies.
no
I'm sure they'll get it right the third time..
@@thefearofg0ds758 I don't think it should be open world. A linear approach is the best fit for a series like this.
dude i felt like this game has true potential if only the creators put time and blood, this would’ve been crazy, the entire aesthetic of it is just soooooo good
I know right ? Both games have potential, and they would be considered good instead
39:50 - the adjective form of contempt is "contemptuous", someone who has contempt for you. if someone is worthy of contempt, they are "contemptible".
I just love how this game is like an endless chaotic insanity train that only ends when you die.
I want to point out that Gerstmann probably would have given the game a lower score but gamespot had a rigged scoring system that always favored bigger budget games. The reviewer would score parts of the game in a vacuum. Graphics, Sound, Music ETC. The different scores were weighted differently though. So naturally more "realistic" and gritty brown games would get a higher score and things like music and sound would get a bump on the score since bigger games had better access to professional voice acting and studio equipment inflating the score. If a game had extra features like multiplayer even if it sucked would inflate the scores. The reviewers didnt got a 100% say on what the score was, they had to arbitrarily plug numbers into the nonsense algebra equation and when the score got back they had the option to add a "reviewers tilt". Which is the closest to control over the score they had where they could wack the score up or down a single point depending on if in the final score it actually represented their feelings on the game.
Yeah, the way reviewers usually have score categories is idiotic, I stopped taking any review that does that seriously. A game can be either more, or less than the sum of it’s parts. Nobody is buying a game because it has an adequate production value, but that has an outsized bearing on the score.
Scores in general are kind of silly, but aggregates are especially stupid. None of this is remotely scientific, and it shouldn’t pretend that it is.
@@cirkleobserver3217
In the way it manifested there, absolutely agreed, but for anything short of an active in-depth analysis like a review video now, separating score categories is pretty good for the buyer, I'd say. Even if it was just generalized.
45:46 le funny voice crack aside, that's real and visceral. I am madly in love with someone...and at times am extremely guided by emotion at times, if i saw her die, not just hearing of her die but viewing it... i couldn't imagine the sounds I'd make
I like to think that in this game, you don't take the POV of the cameraman. You follow a POV of a Shanghai Police or Interpol op, trying to find Kane and Lynch themselves through footage after becoming public enemies.
Gotta say I actually really respect they went so gritty with this game, it was a risk and it definitely turned a lot of people off. For those who get it, it’s a ultra violent heist/underworld story that ties in beautifully with the early TH-cam age. Not every game has to be super slick where you play a hero, crime is dirty and people get hurt. No one wins and this game perfectly captures that.
The camera man did nothing for the entirety of the adventure and he is the one who died
@@twinphalanx4465 Or maybe the floor, ya know ya know the thing.
Not enough games have this tone outside of K&L: Dog Days. I think Max Payne series and Manhunt, but even they aren't willing to take any really creative risks with the gameplay the same way K&L does. Every other "gritty" game series (from your GTAs, to your Saints Rows) just feels far too squeaky clean and polished by my personal standards.
Like, I just want a game where you're bashing someone's face in with a whiskey bottle in a piss-stained graffiti alleyway in some rainy city. Make every texture a grunge texture and give the camera a 1990s VHS quality and I'll be bending over backwards. Is that too much to ask game devs?!
Ive always wanted something like this , in the sense that the chaos, and worst of all things happening are just typical/gritty/realistic/with saints row like exaggerations because fun lol
@@ThePatchedVest I thought gta 4 had a pretty gritty story
The game had me pulling hairs out from half of the shoot-outs but the atmosphere and "2nd-person" view of the game was legendary. The intro still gives me chills to this day.
That outro montage is probably my favourite out of all the ones you've done. Amazing work.
Guess it goes to show you can have fun doing anything if you see it from the right lens. For someone at the time it was a worse version of other games it was being compared to at the time, but now we've got the hindsight of knowing what gaming would later become and appreciate aspects of the game that at the time we took for granted. Consistent writing and style direction, interesting multiplayer mode, and the odd magic of terrible mic compression
We need to get this game remade, with updated character appearances, even more high detailed landscapes and world building, better ragdoll and gore mechanics, better game mechanics and a better squad/buddy mechanics that if you're playing single player, your able to command Kane what to do, explore more of the stealth mechanics, make the game a little bit longer than 4 hours. Overall, I love this game, for how unique it looks.
yes please
honestly it looks really cool it's just a shame it plays so poorly. like, the gameplay doesn't even need to be super fun or anything, just passable
that's the perfect idea
@@Pihsrosnec well it needs to work properly. First off enemy NPCS shouldn't shoot you if you have a hostage.
Have sneaking mechanics implemented. And uhhh AI needs more work.
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 that's what I mean. passable. as in functional
So glad to see this game still getting some light over 10 years later.
Sure, mechanically, the game is average at best. But the way it does it's atmosphere and aesthetic is unlike any game I've seen, even to this day. That feeling of utter raw grittiness combined with an unsettling world really carries this game from something forgettable to something that deserves notice a decade on.
it literally just looks like any other average 2010 FPS game
@@AverageAlien But this isnt a FPS
@@Marquis-Sade TPS
@@AverageAlien Better
Max payne 3 did this but with infinitely better gameplay
2:16 oh jesus why did that feel like hearing a foreign language you took 4 years of in high school but never used again in your little town until someone showed up and word-dumped in front of you.
Watching this again I heared a cruelty squad song at 10:25. Could possibly mean he was working on that vid since then. Crazy.
After hearing that the game is 4hrs long, I paused the video, went and got the game and finished it.
I'm surprised it's got such bad reviews- sure the shooting is shoddy but the game is very unique in the risks that it takes. 10/10 would want a sequel.
true, if they only sold it as an single/coop and arcade throwing away the awful multiplayer. the game is quite fun for a couple of days.... they definetly need to give us a 3rd instalment
i played it 2 months ago and it was barely worth the 0.99 i paid for it...
where did you get it?
@@thomasrothbacher5849 it's just a game with random noise essentially
I mean a game taking risk doesn't mean it deserves a 10/10 it still has to be polished and well designed, which this game is not
My favorite little detail of this game is his all the weapons photos for the buy screen show that they’re taken in a police evidence lockup. They also have backstories to how they got there, most of them where taken from places you had been in combat.
The kind of game you consume in one time like a movie. Not badly written, just poorly executed, so much so it's fun, but at the same time, kind of an disturbing experience that leave you disturbed and or deaply involved (admitedly I'm quite feeble so lot's of game's solo story mode and even some movies leave me that way) but this one with the story, effects, uglyness and realism It just push the boundary.
That fucking cut at the beginning of chapter 4 (37:32) is honestly one of the best transitions I've ever seen in a game. This game is equally as genius as it is braindead, and I love it
1:13:24 this is actually an issue I ran into playing uncharted 1 for the first time a bit ago, where the cover system has nate basically screaming for people to shoot him everytime he leans out of cover so I've learned quick to abuse no cover. except for low cover. the fact you can't crouch is fucking insane.
EDIT: I shoulda watched 3 more siconds
I love what this channel has turned into from a “leafy clone” to a deep analysis on great games Petscop 2
From Leafy Clone to Game Theory
Ever since that huge change, this channel suddenly became my absolute favorite. This is probably singlehandedly the best decision he did yet. I don't know if his channel used to earn a bunch of million views everytime, but i noticed how he started getting millions of views everytime he makes videos like these. Best part about it is that, he just posted them probably 4-5 days and its already popping millions. Goddamn crazy. Kudos to pyro, love his sh**
It's not really Pyro anymore, I'd say it's just (a slightly modified for public of course) Niall nowadays, talking about what he likes.
Seriously, Pyro’s reviewing skills have to be too notch. He could legitimately make Hunt Down the Freeman sound good with enough effort.
Now I wanna see him try
It does kinda border on being pretentious nonsense at times.
@@_ANDRE. what do you mean by that?
@@At0m1c_At0m His comparisons and ways he sometimes interprets things remind me of some pretentious art people. Putting to much thought or meaning into something which maybe doesn't have much meaning at all. Sure it could be intentional and deep, but it could also just be something they put in just because it looked neat. A good TH-camr example for this is Jacob Geller, he makes exactly those kind of videos. He says much without saying anything and he interprets so much into nothing. Pyro isn't nearly as bad tho, I enjoy his videos a lot.
33:10 Kazuhira Mille- Medic... yup, medic.
This game is one of the best examples of a game that should’ve just been a movie or a tv show and pyro molding this experience into a watchable format does this game a beautiful justice that it really didn’t deserve beyond the concept of the game itself.
I absolutely adore the aesthetic of this game, it’s feels a snuffed live leak video with a mix of the feeling of the War Dogs movie. Absolutely needs to make a return, but I doubt it would ever in the state of games right now.
Bro most games coming out right now and miles better then this pile of shit
@@mayonnaise3959 Most games coming out now, at least Triple A shooters like this game, are generic pieces of mass produced garbage designed to siphon money from idiots. They're like the Marvel movies of video games. At least Kayne and Lynch 2 has some personality.
@@mayonnaise3959 K&L Dog Days is a shoddy game but it has so much personality
saying the state of triple a games would be more accurate tbh, indie games are still slapping
War dogs is a terrible movie. At best it is very bad
Kane and Lynch 2 is such an interesting game to me. It's one of those rare games where I cannot decide if it's genius or a piece of shit. The shooting is janky and nothing to write home about, but the aesthetic, coupled with the bonkers story and the frustratingly abrupt ending make it so memorable, almost like a 4 hours nightmare. It's the type of game where I always felt frustrated and a bit sick after playing, but I couldn't help but pick it back up until I finished it.
It's not a great game but an amazing micheal mann movie
My theory is they wanted a chaos of a firefight but just couldn't program AI to do reasonable moves, so they just lowered accuracy of all your guns to make fights more exhausting. The first game featured a bank heist gone wrong very similar to the movie Heat, and as fun as it was you knew it was a shooting gallery. The second one is so unpredictable, except some plot scenes you'd think Kane or Lynch ever held a gun in their life 😅
55:30 where might I find this polite young mans contact information
I never played this, but I think it’s my favorite aesthetic I’ve seen in a game. I love this “dirty hallucinogenic urban hell” vibe taken to such extremes. Gotta give it a go. I’m a sucker for weird vibes.