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I cried the moment I saw the gun. I haven't played WoT in eons and have negative desire to play it again, but that is a crime that cannot go unpunished.
My war thunder brain was on high alert when I saw the zis6 KV2 and I was hoping that they didn’t call the 107mm a 152mm that would make me sad as fuck.
Used to be an unconventional, but ok choice on the KV-2, but now the T-150 exists. If you want to use the 107, use it on that, it's way better than a KV-2 as a general tank, the only reason to use a KV-2 is the 152mm sawn-off which it gets, but the T-150 doesn't (not joking, the M-10T 152mm tank gun is an M10 field howitzer with the end of the barrel cut off!)
@@LucyWoIf I am assuming you're saying WoT is lower quality. But I strongly disagree. The quality of War Thunder is actually so dogshit. It's riddled with bugs, half the models are released unfinished, the music is terrible and the map design is awful. Not to mention the terrible game mechanics and the fact that there's a cycle of overpowered vehicles with every new patch. The only thing WT has over WoT, is that killing people is more satisfying than in WoT. I've got over 6k hours in WT, and the only thing that has put me off WoT after no longer playing WT, is the amount of fomo in WoT, and that I just don't want to invest that kind of time in a game anymore.
@@PrivateMemo Personally I dislike both WT and WoT, WoT primarily because WoT uses damage instead of actual ballistics and WT being way too money hungry and grindy
Pretty interesting how I’ve never seen a TH-camr play World of Tanks of their own volition, it’s always sponsored. That definitely speaks well of the game.
World of tanks has a large marketing department for these sponsorships and the game is super hard and not fun for new players without any assistance from someone who actually has experience so wargaming gives them press accounts with everything in the game unlocked to just muck around with long enough to make an appealing video. WoT isn't a terrible game but it is NOT new player friendly (although it has made leaps and bounds of improvements recently) and most of the game is RNG based so you can get really unlucky and it's easy to get mad at the game. (I've played WoT for over 10 years)
@@christianalanwilson434yeah, in my experience the only thing WoT has over wart hunter is they have very silly tanks that wart hunter will never add because they never existed
They didnt, they certainly have a generator for all their sponsorships. Maybe one human of the communication department checked it but doubtful there is anything more.
I actually did use ramming tactics with the E50M back when I used to play WOT. If you could catch someone at the bottom of a hill and clang into them at full speed with the modules that reduce the damage you took when ramming you could take 500+ points of health off them without suffering too much yourself.
Fun fact about the TOG: It’s so heavy that it can’t be removed out of the museum it’s in without destroying the ground it would move across. (Thank you Therussianbadger for that fun fact)
Pz.2J is the ultimate OP Meme-tank that pretty much only content creators have access to. Most tier 3&4 tanks can’t pen this tier 3 light tank even with gold ammo. Seems like a crime for your community to not tell you about this unkillable gem.
This got me wondering if someone has ever tried making a Co-op Tank game where all players are piled inside the same tank and must operate the tank together in first-person. No third-person driving. You need a buddy to spot you.
@@br-sb6vu That sounds fun, but it would be a hassle to get the VR headset out and find friends who have one too. I would definitely like to see this idea being done with regular hardware, not VR hardware.
Best tactic ever was before the physics patch in around 2014(?) when stationary tanks and wrecks couldn't be moved. You could take a platoon of three TOGs, park them sideways across the northeast passage on Pearl River and completely block that entire side of the map.
I miss going full “UHRAAAAAAAA!” with the AT2 back when it had 252mm of frontal armour with liner, vents, and tracks. Had basically god mode to enemy arty.
I'm sorry, I'm going through this and I don't recall you ever mentioning WoT before so I can only assume you're on a dev acc with full access, so there really needs to be a disclaimer that you've not played the game, for free, to get all these tanks on your own. This is sort of false advertisement in a way, because this is NOT what this game is like. It is a painful struggle, and there is only fun at the 1-5 range where you're still advancing at a reasonable pace. After that, it's being under gunned and under powered 99% of the time. Got about five minutes in and I sort of said "This is not what the game is quite like. There is no fun here, only suffering."
May I remind you that games are made to have fun? If you are in a state of a painful struggle, you are doing something wrong. WoT can be enjoyed, just don't get yourself caught up in the idea that you MUST go to battle on THIS tank, that you MUST go on THIS branch of the research tree. Have fun for once, get some enjoyable early tanks of III or IV level, make upgrading into a hobby, not a routine task.
@mr.tweaty player sets the focus for himself. Nobody is forcing players to tryhard or suffer. It's not the game that is painful to play. It's the attitude of some players that is like that. I play it myself, have been playing it for ten years now, I have only advanced to IX, because I didn't feel like grinding anything for years at a time. The game is genuinely fun to play, you just need to not ruin it yourself.
They did the mistake I made first time playing.... You never show anything but your front to the enemy! And if you have to show your side, show it at an angel.
I love how WoT pays content creators to basically grief the player base Players like this with barely any understanding of the game in high tier games are the joke of the community and no one wants them there Also as an advertisement for the game using an account provided with everything unlocked it is extremely deceptive to people that have never played before
oh, 8:00 reminded me of an old video where someone said it really annoys him when someone apparently goes AFK and leaves his controller upside down... "they just keep spinning and spinning and SPINNING..."
I wonder how the sponsorship would feel if ya dont get every tank unlocked and have to work your way up. Might represent more realistically what the game really is like
I love the German Death Fridge, even though I don't play World of Tanks. It's called the Maus, translating to, obviously, mouse. Its hilarious because it's also the only prototype superheavy tank, and is just awesome.
12:31 legit I was drinking tea and I thought I was making that noise only to find out that it was apart of the video, so there was an accidental synchronized tea sip sound effect at that moment
Hey. Thanks for uploading g this video man, it made me feel better, got to smile a bit and laugh. My grandpa died a couple hours ago, this helped ease it a bit
Play World of Tanks for free using my link: tanks.ly/3yTEvee
nah
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
Florbo glorbo
23 hours before the video’s uploaded? 💀
Why does it say made 23 hours ago
Told to play KV-2 with 152mm, goes into battle with the small 107mm. At least frog man tried lol
I cried the moment I saw the gun. I haven't played WoT in eons and have negative desire to play it again, but that is a crime that cannot go unpunished.
@@Growlmon True! I'm sadly still playing. Been playing on and off since 2011. Thats the real crime lol
@@Growlmon so true
notice hes useing a press account..
My war thunder brain was on high alert when I saw the zis6 KV2 and I was hoping that they didn’t call the 107mm a 152mm that would make me sad as fuck.
"why is the ramming not doing anything" mayhap it is because it is a tank and not your usual target for vehicular manslaughter: a toddler
Or families of four.
Or Maxwell
Meanwhile you see a Pointcrows stream@@annehock
This would be the propper use case for a semi-colon instead of a colon. :P
@@spooderman4008 No the proper use for a colon would be indeed be ramming.
39°59'37.9"N 128°12'37.9"E
we found you, mart. you can't hide forever.
pay your taxes, kids
this is a location to mayang dong, north korea
maps.app.goo.gl/2zCUVKjgyo6QUiyWA
@@noahnunez569 he wouldn't just dox him now lmfao
@@noahnunez569 yes
Why is it Yayang-Do South korea
Martin... that on the KV-2.. the 107mm gun, that's a felony.
Zis-6 is baby
No 152mm gun?
😢
or if you play War Thunder, a premium
Used to be an unconventional, but ok choice on the KV-2, but now the T-150 exists. If you want to use the 107, use it on that, it's way better than a KV-2 as a general tank, the only reason to use a KV-2 is the 152mm sawn-off which it gets, but the T-150 doesn't (not joking, the M-10T 152mm tank gun is an M10 field howitzer with the end of the barrel cut off!)
His first mistake was going to TWITTER of all places for intelligent decisions
I dont thi k he wanted intelegence
Stupidity is good content.
Martin? Intellect? Your funny
@grimking-bw1hx I can’t tell if you deliberately misspelled “intelligence” or not, but I think it makes your comment even funnier.
@Sniperboy5551 it was accidental
The detail you forgot was not that you suck, you mounted the wrong KV-2 gun
Dear world of tanks:
When your advertisement 'teases' me with 'tank rentals', I am immediately never going to play your stupid money maker.
The quality difference in war thunder and world of tanks 😭
@@LucyWoIf yeah, one gives you free shit and the other one doesn't care about you at all. Guess which is what.
@@LucyWoIf One's a Gaijin title though so, instant L
@@LucyWoIf I am assuming you're saying WoT is lower quality. But I strongly disagree. The quality of War Thunder is actually so dogshit. It's riddled with bugs, half the models are released unfinished, the music is terrible and the map design is awful. Not to mention the terrible game mechanics and the fact that there's a cycle of overpowered vehicles with every new patch. The only thing WT has over WoT, is that killing people is more satisfying than in WoT. I've got over 6k hours in WT, and the only thing that has put me off WoT after no longer playing WT, is the amount of fomo in WoT, and that I just don't want to invest that kind of time in a game anymore.
@@PrivateMemo Personally I dislike both WT and WoT, WoT primarily because WoT uses damage instead of actual ballistics and WT being way too money hungry and grindy
Pretty interesting how I’ve never seen a TH-camr play World of Tanks of their own volition, it’s always sponsored. That definitely speaks well of the game.
Yeah it's crap. It really is.
Source: Me -an ex multi-T12 player from 15 years ago
Yeah most WOT youtubers are kinda small
World of tanks has a large marketing department for these sponsorships and the game is super hard and not fun for new players without any assistance from someone who actually has experience so wargaming gives them press accounts with everything in the game unlocked to just muck around with long enough to make an appealing video. WoT isn't a terrible game but it is NOT new player friendly (although it has made leaps and bounds of improvements recently) and most of the game is RNG based so you can get really unlucky and it's easy to get mad at the game. (I've played WoT for over 10 years)
I've actually tried and played Wart Hunter for a while, was never interested in WoT because it looks like War Thunder but slightly worse.
@@christianalanwilson434yeah, in my experience the only thing WoT has over wart hunter is they have very silly tanks that wart hunter will never add because they never existed
>Gets asked to snipe
>Chooses the Hetzer with the 105.
Martin : KV-2 with 152mm HE
Martin : uses KV-2 with 107mm HE
why is a 107mm even an option
@@mr.tweaty Well it's objectively the better gun for the KV-2. But it's not the fun gun.
the only thing funnier than mart making the invite code "fart" is the fact that several executives at wargaming AGREED to it
They didnt, they certainly have a generator for all their sponsorships.
Maybe one human of the communication department checked it but doubtful there is anything more.
Nah, not executives
That shit only requires one middle manager from publicity to click a button
Executives at game companies don't deal with random youtubers.
@@Hendlton The CEO of Twitch showed up on a GTA roleplayers channel
@@IncarnateSable He showed up on many channels, it's his thing. But he's the exception.
I actually did use ramming tactics with the E50M back when I used to play WOT. If you could catch someone at the bottom of a hill and clang into them at full speed with the modules that reduce the damage you took when ramming you could take 500+ points of health off them without suffering too much yourself.
E50m is arguably the best tank in the game for ramming, good power to weight ratio, heavy, and thick armor.
I'm trying to remember from my wot days, does ramming count the same as HE damage? So ramming unarmored tanks does more damage
@liamobrien9451 it's not the same as HE, but yeah, damage depends on the armour, weight and speed
6:43 as an Austrian i do not need a pigeon, only a backpack and my austrian iron will.
just don't wash out of any art schools on your way, or we might have a problem on our hands
@@panther-nk2hngas prices are already high enough as it is
That poor resident of Fugging 29 is gonna get a whole lot of mail...
German spotted🚨🚨🚨
Fun fact about the TOG: It’s so heavy that it can’t be removed out of the museum it’s in without destroying the ground it would move across. (Thank you Therussianbadger for that fun fact)
Even as an exhibit piece that thing is utterly useless. Amazing.
OMG Galvanized square steel. BEST PART!
now he just needs some eco-friendly wood veneers
and he needs some screws from his aunt
@@NocturnalTyphlosion and borrow some parts from his aunt
And summoned eagle
Mart, neither tactics nor tanks can help you evade Finland. Finland will never forget
Him not playing the Bt-42 is a crime against finland, and the final straw
Nor does Mart. He only maintains his very fragile sanity
“ i should probably go to sleep its 4 in the morning “
“ ooh martin posted a new video yay”
4:37 for me rn
Tanks drive, you know what else drives... Finland, Finland calls Martin
Martin will do anything to avoid doing a Just Cause 4 speedrun
Bro mentioned McDonalds? Bruh, in Australia, it's "Maccas"
Definitely not a world of tanks ad…
Finland is calling Mart
Why would Finland call a grocery store like that?
Pz.2J is the ultimate OP Meme-tank that pretty much only content creators have access to. Most tier 3&4 tanks can’t pen this tier 3 light tank even with gold ammo. Seems like a crime for your community to not tell you about this unkillable gem.
This got me wondering if someone has ever tried making a Co-op Tank game where all players are piled inside the same tank and must operate the tank together in first-person. No third-person driving. You need a buddy to spot you.
There is a vr game but not everyone want to buy a headset. Also there is maybe problems making loading an actual fun experience
@@br-sb6vu That sounds fun, but it would be a hassle to get the VR headset out and find friends who have one too.
I would definitely like to see this idea being done with regular hardware, not VR hardware.
metal boxes go vroom
8:24 hearing the Rusty Cage music was like a butterfly kick to the ear
Finland dosnt forget mart
Best tactic ever was before the physics patch in around 2014(?) when stationary tanks and wrecks couldn't be moved. You could take a platoon of three TOGs, park them sideways across the northeast passage on Pearl River and completely block that entire side of the map.
FARTincitopants.
gottem
FARTinSHITopants
Fartinsideyourpants
Fartinshitmypants
Not using the 152mm on kv2 is downright criminal, it hurt to watch lmao
The only thing more stupid than these tactics is you ignoring Finland's call
Nice System era profile pick!
I love how the only way someone will play this game is when they get paid to do it, explaining a lot about it.
If only there was a hyper realistic tank game that didn't have health bars and had Tanks, planes, and ships. If only
What are you coping about bro not everyone wants realism
"Blow up other tanks with your gun"
Thanks for the advice, might throw a grenade with my hand as well
2:56 I thought the one crucial detail was that the KV-2 wasn't armed with a 152
Tunker in his pents the matincito here
I miss going full “UHRAAAAAAAA!” with the AT2 back when it had 252mm of frontal armour with liner, vents, and tracks.
Had basically god mode to enemy arty.
I'm sorry, I'm going through this and I don't recall you ever mentioning WoT before so I can only assume you're on a dev acc with full access, so there really needs to be a disclaimer that you've not played the game, for free, to get all these tanks on your own. This is sort of false advertisement in a way, because this is NOT what this game is like. It is a painful struggle, and there is only fun at the 1-5 range where you're still advancing at a reasonable pace. After that, it's being under gunned and under powered 99% of the time. Got about five minutes in and I sort of said "This is not what the game is quite like. There is no fun here, only suffering."
May I remind you that games are made to have fun? If you are in a state of a painful struggle, you are doing something wrong. WoT can be enjoyed, just don't get yourself caught up in the idea that you MUST go to battle on THIS tank, that you MUST go on THIS branch of the research tree. Have fun for once, get some enjoyable early tanks of III or IV level, make upgrading into a hobby, not a routine task.
@@DrJoker1623 From how I've seen this game be handled recently, I feel confident in saying the focus isn't exactly on being fun anymore...
@mr.tweaty player sets the focus for himself. Nobody is forcing players to tryhard or suffer. It's not the game that is painful to play. It's the attitude of some players that is like that. I play it myself, have been playing it for ten years now, I have only advanced to IX, because I didn't feel like grinding anything for years at a time. The game is genuinely fun to play, you just need to not ruin it yourself.
They did the mistake I made first time playing....
You never show anything but your front to the enemy!
And if you have to show your side, show it at an angel.
I love how WoT pays content creators to basically grief the player base
Players like this with barely any understanding of the game in high tier games are the joke of the community and no one wants them there
Also as an advertisement for the game using an account provided with everything unlocked it is extremely deceptive to people that have never played before
I definitely felt pain seeing 2 T95 staying in bushes
2:45 *not a kv2 152mm gun xdd
Someone's got Mr Seth math, next video gonna be "i ripped wot. War thunder - your turn.
oh, 8:00 reminded me of an old video where someone said it really annoys him when someone apparently goes AFK and leaves his controller upside down...
"they just keep spinning and spinning and SPINNING..."
I wonder how the sponsorship would feel if ya dont get every tank unlocked and have to work your way up. Might represent more realistically what the game really is like
Fun fact: I have not watched the video yet.
Fun fact: you cant utilize your 1500 hp if you let the O-I smack your side with a force of an entire nation taxing you 600 hp per shot.
Milk
Now we need to make Mart suffer in War Thunder
"man, I could use some galvanized square steel" bro knows what he needs
WoT has no:”ATTACK THE D-POINT!”
Use code FART😂 I absolutely love when companies have a sense of humour
Man, this game really is just a shell of what it used to be
Finland is waiting, martin
By the way. T95's nickname is the Doom Turtle. And the Hetzer's nickname is just Tutel.
The Foch is not a part of the Tutel group.
“Oh my god your so much larger” -mart 2024
A sideshot doesn't kill a tank 💀
A front shot at a 90 degree armor angle doesn't kill 💀
A random shoot kills 👍
Mart: *Said he was gonna use the KV-2 with the 152mm derp and shoot HE*
also Mart: *Uses the 107mm with HE instead*
Everyone : Wait! *That's ILLEGAL!*
0:45 that has to be the best code I've ever heard of lol😂
Love your Chanel bro😘😘
Channel*
"We'll make it into battle at some point, and when we do we're gonna fuck shit up." - Char B1 tank crews in 1940
Arrives just after the war ends, fires HE into an orphanage anyway.
27 seconds and only 4 views, bro fell off big time
I got the galvanized square steel reference dont forget the screws you borrowed from your aunt 😂
13 second gang 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Shut with the cringe
*You* *should* ⚡🙍🏿♂️⚡ *NOW* ‼️
ORANGES ARE ORANGE BUT APPLES ARE RED WHATT????
2 decades gang
33 min gang
Fartin getting mad at lettuce and boat is entirely his own fault
4 views in 13 seconds, bro fell off
To the one guy who said "beans", which kind?
BTW, Tutel means: Slow (very slow), BIG armor, BIG damage, Tank Destroyer with no turret.
I have in fact sent a question to the address regarding tutel, although I did not have a carrier pigeon on hand so I used Royal Mail.
Thank you mart for embracing the holy mcdonald religon.
1:14 What is that letter
Lettuce
Just a little goofy giant god golly gushing gobbling gum gun
The fact alone that you arent playing the greatest game to ever be created by a snail. War thunder. Is insulting
Fun fact: The TOG II weighs the same as 12.8 million is quarters.
As a veteran player, watching Martin play is so painful.
12:44 bro pulled out in the heineken mobile 🗣🗣🗣
5$ says Martin can’t lift the TOG
What? Tanks in World of Tanks? Impossible.
i am extremely surprised wargaming let him get that invite code, thats hilarious
I love the German Death Fridge, even though I don't play World of Tanks. It's called the Maus, translating to, obviously, mouse. Its hilarious because it's also the only prototype superheavy tank, and is just awesome.
If you're not gonna drive those tanks through findland for 10 hours straight im not interested
0:15 HE SAID THE FUNNY
6:42 Tis just a three day walk.....time for an epic adventure
12:31 legit I was drinking tea and I thought I was making that noise only to find out that it was apart of the video, so there was an accidental synchronized tea sip sound effect at that moment
Bro, there's always someone that suggest to leak classified documents to "make it more realistic".
OK if it wasn't for the sponsor, I was gunna say Martin had to play worldoftanks because war thunder is too unforgiving hahaha
Martin,neither tactics or tanks will help you escape Finland…it never forgets..
My soul hurt on the kv-2 part
I'm really surprised you haven't made a helldivers video yet
World of Tanks videos are z-tier content and you know it
Theres a reason tank on tank combat favours bold idiots who rush down enemies head on.
Tank front armour is powerfull as heck.
As a WoTB player, this is HILARIOUS 😂
Martin,neither tactics or tanks will help you evade Finland…it never forgets..
Martin Finland is calling
ah yes bad quality russian to start dinner, my favorite
Martin brought out the old mighty jingles laugh a couple times in this video
I cannot believe my gay joke made it onto the video in such glorious fashion (slay)
Lemming rush is the one - still persisting after 15 years.
Hey. Thanks for uploading g this video man, it made me feel better, got to smile a bit and laugh.
My grandpa died a couple hours ago, this helped ease it a bit
I used to play shit loads of wot blitz, and I assure you, none of these tactics were as stupid as I've seen my teammates do every game lmao