D&D: Dark Alliance - Angry Review [WORST GAME OF 2021?!]

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  • @The_Wailing_Doom
    @The_Wailing_Doom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4760

    "If you buy a game at launch, you are paying the most amount of money for the worst version of a game." -TotalBiscuit

    • @flammableelmo4966
      @flammableelmo4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      That should be a bible verse by now lol

    • @ManuelFernandez-nm4hy
      @ManuelFernandez-nm4hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      Rip that legend

    • @MartinMorning2
      @MartinMorning2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Rip

    • @aristosachaion_
      @aristosachaion_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      RIP
      goddamn if that ain't the truth tho

    • @_Ciaran_Maher
      @_Ciaran_Maher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Imagine what he would say about the trash fires that get released these days.

  • @user-ne4pm8cg3t
    @user-ne4pm8cg3t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7677

    As much as I like hearing Joe praise a really good game..there’s just something about hearing him completely trash a game that scratches a certain itch 👌👌👌

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      it's good to hear someone trash a game that deserves it. never gets boring

    • @CMDRFandragon
      @CMDRFandragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Amen, its more fun hearing him tear a game to shreds.

    • @antonioricaud5308
      @antonioricaud5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Ride to Hell Retribution was the very best angry review ever.

    • @KozyGamer15
      @KozyGamer15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Next madden is gonna be good

    • @Dante999000
      @Dante999000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@antonioricaud5308 yup, best angry review of the worst game.

  • @Raoul9753
    @Raoul9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Level 15 Party: "Yea, we beat the Dragon, lets plunder its treasures!"
    Dark alliance DM: "While you go through the treasures the Dragon collected over the Millenia, you find... .... A PLATE ARMOR!"
    Player: "YOu mean a magical Plate Armor? With Resistances? or Special abilities?"
    Dark Alliance DM: "No... a plate Armor. AC 18. Isnt that awesome loot?"

    • @phantomvulpe791
      @phantomvulpe791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This would work if you plan to surprise the player. I used to play a fighter in dnd when the dm tells me that I found just a plate armor in a chest. I asked him if that's just a ordinary plate armor I shrug and just put on the plate armor then out of nowhere he says "a cursed plate armor that is part of your family lineage as you're slowing losing part of your consciousness as your great grandfather trying to gain control of you." Now I was shocked cause I was playing a fighter human who has no knowledge of his family and to hear the DM straight up pull that twist on me was impressive. Wish I could say the same to this disappointment of a game

    • @cyanide7270
      @cyanide7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your dark alliance loot gave you AC? Man, i got ripped iff then...

    • @tribblesfoxfolk
      @tribblesfoxfolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accurate to the 5e ruleset then.

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In 2e finding plate armor is hype as all hell, but in 5e? Yeah, that's not THAT great.

    • @phantomvulpe791
      @phantomvulpe791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Beriorn that is until full plates and dragon plate armors took the stand

  • @GamingRevenant
    @GamingRevenant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    100% of the budget went to the cutscenes

  • @ESOdanny
    @ESOdanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    We played through the whole game on the hardest difficulty and i agree it was very easy, Once you are kitted the archer will be hitting for over 1-2m damage if you spam poison and a certain move, she also has an easy time since the game has not added AI yet. The most annoying thing for me was the enemies not telegraphing their attacks, i have so many clips of them dealing damage before they play the animation, or attacking in another direction 30 meters away from you but killing you. I don't think anybody actually play tested this game. Also, did not use a single camp and the loot is so random.

    • @XxWolfxWaRioRxX
      @XxWolfxWaRioRxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Great to see you here ESO I loved your divinity and outer worlds playthroughs, shame it had to be under these crappy circumstances though small Dev size or not this shit is unacceptable and they should be held fully accountable

    • @Bot.number.69420
      @Bot.number.69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I tested camps. It acts as saving or checkpoint in solo. Also using every camp lowered rewards to common. But chests still gave duplicate epics.

    • @cosmickeyboard9811
      @cosmickeyboard9811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anyyy it's ESO never thought I'd see u on the AJ show, I didn't play this game and I'm glad I didn't judging from the reviews

    • @Adamsfamily1990
      @Adamsfamily1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I couldn't even finish the first level on the easiest difficulty,because the control is unresponsive as hell.

    • @XxWolfxWaRioRxX
      @XxWolfxWaRioRxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Adamsfamily1990 don't wanna sound like an elitist but even despite its bad controls it should be easy to finish on the lowest difficulty as ive gotten halfway on the 2nd from last one

  • @GAzcona
    @GAzcona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    This is why Angry Joe exist- to yell at these gaming companies for doing a piss-poor job.

    • @deadrock1678
      @deadrock1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yet when he gets criticism he can't take it.

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@deadrock1678 what?… tf? Who cares?…
      he’s the reviewer not the one being reviewed’
      Edit: this has some serious ‘I was a dev till Joe ripped my game apart’ vibes

    • @TheNizoubizou
      @TheNizoubizou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yourdadsotherfamily3530 I care and many others like me that don't want to see shitty ass movies reviews or marvel garbage

    • @deadrock1678
      @deadrock1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourdadsotherfamily3530 My point he can dish it but not take it.

    • @grymjaw
      @grymjaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deadrock1678 Which game did Angry Joe develop?

  • @twitsik8966
    @twitsik8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    OJ is too funny, he’s the reason why they can stand playing bad games because he’ll make them laugh

    • @Gildedbeachrat
      @Gildedbeachrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He’s easily the funniest one

    • @BennyGoId
      @BennyGoId 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's not how you use commas. Periods and commas are not to be used interchangably.

    • @HHTwice
      @HHTwice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@BennyGoId you're gay

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HHTwice And you're 12.

    • @misterscratch7
      @misterscratch7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ThatTonnatoTenrec and you are gay too

  • @SingularisFox
    @SingularisFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    When I saw a DND game and then went to steam reviews, I just saw that you can't create your own character. In a DND game. That was the instant I said "NOPE" and forgot about this game.

    • @kevincass9917
      @kevincass9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      It's a game based on the Legend of Drizzt series, so a lot of people would still enjoy an official D&D game playing as their favorite characters. But this...? Nope.

    • @TheEdwardNigmaShow
      @TheEdwardNigmaShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aren't the selectable characters prominent characters in dnd lore?

    • @kevincass9917
      @kevincass9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@TheEdwardNigmaShow Yeah, Drizzt and his crew are pretty prominent. But this game does not do them justice.

    • @thewonderfullymadejaraid7015
      @thewonderfullymadejaraid7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kevincass9917, it's a disgrace and a travesty.

    • @dannywild8838
      @dannywild8838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You also had Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance 1 and 2, where you also had presetted characters but they had at least enough different classes

  • @TheRealKevbot
    @TheRealKevbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    OJ’s ability to break any game he touches is so impressive, I’d love to see a compilation video some day of all his greatest hits

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      OJ The Breaker of Games shall return in the next review.

    • @dixon2473
      @dixon2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He'd be a great game tester lmfao

    • @graytennyson6246
      @graytennyson6246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you mean "greatest breaks"

    • @Steak51430
      @Steak51430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OJ The Game Breaker breaker of all games. 😂

    • @rasalghul890
      @rasalghul890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would have to be a series bro lol

  • @Ariescz
    @Ariescz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    "Goblin does not notice you" - hm, must have been the wind

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that from Skyrim or Sekiro?

    • @angelreyes8714
      @angelreyes8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hewhobattles8869 Skyrim.

    • @bogdangabrielonete3467
      @bogdangabrielonete3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was waiting for THIS particular comment

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Thought I heard something." -- *sheathes sword and walks away despite you crouching in front of them.*

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelreyes8714 okay, cool. Thank you. Have a nice weekend

  • @ilikecheese4518
    @ilikecheese4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    i felt a disturbance in the force, as if joe was crying out in anger

    • @rogermelchor9744
      @rogermelchor9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No wonder why my stress level was so high today.

    • @ElliYeetYT
      @ElliYeetYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And if Millions of video game Copies of D&D: Dark Alliance suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    • @themadknight5678
      @themadknight5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ElliYeetYT lmao

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElliYeetYT worker: hey boss, you want me to shovel more copies into the furnace?

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel that when a developer has BLUE as a micro transaction

  • @wisewolf7388
    @wisewolf7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Can we just admire the comedy gold of Alex describing how the Goblin is in extreme pain and agony but yet somehow takes no notice of his wounds?

    • @МихаилБганко
      @МихаилБганко 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tis' but a flesh wound

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@МихаилБганко ‘Tis but a scratch, am perfect fine.’ *proceeds to kick your character to try and prove their point*

    • @JokersPalace3384
      @JokersPalace3384 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Look you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!”
      “Yes I have!”
      “Look!”
      “Just a flesh wound.”

  • @frankieb9444
    @frankieb9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Gamer: Your D&D game sucks
    Dev: Sorry
    Dev to another Dev: What's DND?

    • @lordmolag45000
      @lordmolag45000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I'm not a fan of DND, and even I have more respect for the franchise than these developers.

    • @johnpenguinthe3rd13
      @johnpenguinthe3rd13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I got my Playstation 5 last week (which came with Astro's Playroom) and I was looking for more games to get since I just got the PS5 and I came VERY close to buying this D&D game since it just came out. Luckily, I started running out of money after buying Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart and Mortal Kombat 11 and decided to save the last of my money for a 2nd controller. I would have cried if I had paid $40 for this poor excuse for a D&D game.

    • @courier4529
      @courier4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lordmolag45000 I've never played it but I almost have to respect it. Complete fantasy stories with real characters being played with only paper and dice? Mad respect. It's a shame so few can translate it to video game format.

    • @TipppedScales1015
      @TipppedScales1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnpenguinthe3rd13 R & C is a masterpiece compared to this fucking shite too lol

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnpenguinthe3rd13 The market is a mess right now, I think in some ways they are allowing companies to throw mediocrity on these new consoles so they can say "we have games".

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    "Say the line Joe..."
    *"YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!"*
    **crowd goes wild**

  • @georgesantos570
    @georgesantos570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Is OJ ever angry lmao. He seems like he's always having such a good time

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Most people don't get visibly angry in public. AJ made a career out of being the angry gaming youtuber.

    • @Nuracus
      @Nuracus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      OJ is wholesome!

    • @Berg776
      @Berg776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe in the watch dog legion rapid fire review? That's the only time i can think of oj showing some frustrations.

    • @AgustinCuca
      @AgustinCuca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OJ Is the dr Hibbert of the group

    • @jaymcc845
      @jaymcc845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      OJ is a shining example of how everyone should be in life

  • @noahpirtle8298
    @noahpirtle8298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    “Nobody is gonna watch this or view this”
    1M views and 55k likes later.
    Joe we love your content because of your passion for what you do. I could give a fuck less about this game, but I stayed and dropped a like because you’re awesome.

    • @FaithCeil
      @FaithCeil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Very true. I watch all of his reviews and have played less than half of the games.

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The ork bois from 40k is what makes it hilarious no one will watch this my foot.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is *TRUE LOYALTY*

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worst boss fight ever! 16:00

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God they're so cheap 16:30

  • @dunngyllite7883
    @dunngyllite7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    AJ: "You done fuckd it up!"
    Me: presses pause and runs to the kitchen to pick up popcorn.

    • @fuzi5303
      @fuzi5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bruh I cooked some food while watching the rant and I’ve eaten it and am still watching and the video isn’t even done yet this is too good

    • @kobatroy3428
      @kobatroy3428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His most iconic phrase makes me get loads of snacks.

    • @FearDatD
      @FearDatD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He said it so calmly this time xD.

    • @misterymisterio8778
      @misterymisterio8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats how you have fun with a bad game. And even better, you didnt paid for it.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that they did in 12:12

  • @Crazieyboy15
    @Crazieyboy15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    “Two worlds is better.”
    Okay as someone who had no money for games at one point and only had Two Worlds in my library as a game I could play and beat, I can not stress how boring and repetitive a game needs to be for that sentence to be said by someone.
    Tragic.

    • @ShonuffDaMasta
      @ShonuffDaMasta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I appreciated the mention of that game. That was a deep cut. Brought up a lot of bad gaming memories I can laugh at now.
      And yes D&D Alliance is bad and even worse playing solo.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’ll have too see if any vids cover Two Worlds, was curious when OJ said that

    • @king24lakerskobe
      @king24lakerskobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two Worlds is slept on. Has some of the best RPG elements and enemy variety in any game.

    • @Churrowhisperer
      @Churrowhisperer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alexdasliebe5391 watch projared’s videos on two worlds and it’s sequel, they do a pretty good job showcasing its suckage

    • @vaughnhelthira1704
      @vaughnhelthira1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Churrowhisperer I LOVED Two Worlds 1. Soooo much broken shit. I was practically invincible in that shit-heap of a game, lol

  • @C00LGuy47
    @C00LGuy47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    I *legit* forgot that the Angry Joe gang likes and plays games like D&D.

    • @jai8064
      @jai8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      They need to actually play it on their tabletop.

    • @xdrkcldx
      @xdrkcldx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They dont

    • @brobin2518
      @brobin2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They dont. They just pretend like a bunch of austintx pussies

    • @Shade497
      @Shade497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@brobin2518 But they legit stream themselves playing it...

    • @aaronhumphrey3514
      @aaronhumphrey3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Of course they do. They play Warhammer 40k ffs. lol

  • @justinstoll4955
    @justinstoll4955 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Imagine being a dev hoping to make your way in the industry and wanting to work on a great project while being at Tuque during Dark Alliance's development. And you love D&D. Now imagine it's 2023 and BG3 just came out to critical and commercial success. Man, I would reevaluate my life.

  • @madjoe8622
    @madjoe8622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    D&D: Dark Alliance: When a phone game is trying to come and play with the big boys on consoles.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you got to be kidding 15:20

    • @AntonioGutierrez-zu3rv
      @AntonioGutierrez-zu3rv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought it was like a phone game as well

    • @puddingcatsteamboat6393
      @puddingcatsteamboat6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i’ve played plenty of phone games that are way way more competent and fun than this utter garbage, comparing this game to mobile games is actually an insult to mobile games.

    • @Deleaubro
      @Deleaubro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It has things I genuinely like about it. It needed another year to polish and make combat feel smoother

    • @johnhammond7579
      @johnhammond7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Deleaubro It looks like combat needs more than just a bit of smoothing over.

  • @Crayasu
    @Crayasu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    1:23 "I raise my warhammer!"
    The lid of the bin in the background just automatically lifts up lmao

    • @MAVAelitewolf-guys
      @MAVAelitewolf-guys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😨👻

    • @xlea5gnora555
      @xlea5gnora555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Came down to see if anyone noticed that too

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bin: "my time has come" *opens because of motion sensors*

    • @Artsy_arod
      @Artsy_arod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He got hyped up too lol

    • @nicolasalvarez423
      @nicolasalvarez423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ready to receive the trash game xD!

  • @wiggles877
    @wiggles877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I think OJ is the Jimi Hendrix of breaking games, nobody knows how he does it, he just wills the bugs to the surface like feedback from a strat.

    • @Boxed412
      @Boxed412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Adam Kovic of this channel...minus the dildos

    • @woktheodore
      @woktheodore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boxed412 dont say that name here :0

    • @word2RG
      @word2RG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Jimi Hendrix was alive, youd be dead.

    • @wiggles877
      @wiggles877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@word2RG Slightly sinister undertones to that... I suspect that joke wouldn't throw Jimi into a murderous frenzy.

  • @earlthompson4414
    @earlthompson4414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Nowadays it seems like these companies are using customers as beta testers.

    • @earlthompson4414
      @earlthompson4414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Butt Munch that is true.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well this blows & sucks

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nowadays....? Its been going on for many year's

    • @royaltyfree9607
      @royaltyfree9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It doesn’t seem like it…..that’s exactly what’s happening. Hype up a product, sell the completely broken product through preorders and make your millions of dollars before the game even releases, then patch your way to a more playable state or just leave it broken.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@royaltyfree9607 how true buying it would be completely worthless

  • @boxinsteadyeddie
    @boxinsteadyeddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “I gotta put with 18 hours of this shit?” “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die” If that’s not a great sales pitch idk what is.

    • @jokerledger5400
      @jokerledger5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Godzilla is approaching the generator!"

  • @Asian_Caleb
    @Asian_Caleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    As a DM myself that skit made me die laughing. I took no notice of my wounds though.

    • @SamnissArandeen
      @SamnissArandeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      AJ skits roll a nat 20, this game a 1.

    • @pedropalito7117
      @pedropalito7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The real question is why is he rolling 1 damage dice when he rolled a nat 20 on attack

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a non DND player, I can't see how that'd be entertaining or fun at all. But, everyone likes different stuff

    • @pedropalito7117
      @pedropalito7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Walamonga1313 Tabletop RPG's differ alot from normal videogame RPGs, I can understand why some may not like it

    • @acatinatux9601
      @acatinatux9601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "As a DM myself"
      you mean "As a loser myself"

  • @frostyjones8685
    @frostyjones8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This game actually has a good ending.
    You uninstall it and never play it again

    • @matthewc5828
      @matthewc5828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This 👍

    • @NewEra314
      @NewEra314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @firepunch588
      @firepunch588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah i liked the secret ending more
      You didn't buy the game

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The best ending: Just watching Angryjoe's review and being glad you didn't fall for the hype of it sharing a name with a better D&D game.

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The worst ending is continuing to play the game. But the even shittier ending is somehow enjoying the game, which people with brains won't be doing

  • @JackTheripper911
    @JackTheripper911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Executive: "Does the game start?"
    Devs: "Yes but it doesnt run very well."
    Executive: "Perfect Cocaine for everyone!"

    • @spankyjeffro5320
      @spankyjeffro5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perfect cocaine? As opposed to non-perfect cocaine?

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spankyjeffro5320 something like that. Im sure you'll get the joke when you're older :)

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes... the MVP!
      No, not that cool or badass dude who racks the most kills or the survivor wins.
      Just Corpo half-assery.
      MINIMAL VIABLE PRODUCT.
      It worked so well with Anthem.

    • @フランクランドン
      @フランクランドン 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Cocaine ain’t cheap.” Dana white

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy cocaine, blessed by the gods

  • @haraldjensen1839
    @haraldjensen1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    This has no importance whatsoever, but AJ looks way better without all the gell in his hair. Honestly suits him

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hair gel is so outdated imo. Salt spray and matte pomades seriously changed my life.

    • @haraldjensen1839
      @haraldjensen1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Zesrii or just comb it☺

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Zesrii too bad I'm not a white guy. I'm black so me putting that crap in my hair would fuck my shit up.

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@haraldjensen1839 That doesn’t work for my hairstyle. It would immediately fall down on my forehead.

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@imsentinelprime9279 Yeah black hair is way different and I know nothing about it. I know straight hair that’s it

  • @stickthelanding4785
    @stickthelanding4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I missed seeing extreme anger joe

    • @pyner0s496
      @pyner0s496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      EA JOE!

    • @LEXICON-DEVIL
      @LEXICON-DEVIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😆😆😆 I pictured like a super Saiyan mode.

    • @GrigoriPeshkov
      @GrigoriPeshkov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too, it's always so refreshing to see it

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FreshNews247 and EA has been there since the beginning

    • @jonathansoko1085
      @jonathansoko1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes too busy doing movie nights and content zero people want to see.... this is the content we sub for... i wish he understood or cared

  • @jamesoglover
    @jamesoglover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "The other players? Fuck 'em! They don't get the story!"
    Hilarious!!

    • @IceLancer115
      @IceLancer115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! That's the current campaign Im in. 2! Games to be exact.

    • @hwykng82
      @hwykng82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      25:37 Time stamp for ppl, i was reading this comment when he said it lol

    • @Spengey
      @Spengey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      one of Joe's funniest reviews yet. I needed this today.

  • @Nile-oz2go
    @Nile-oz2go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This is one of Angry Joe's best review in recent times. I was laughing my ass off during the streams of this game 🤣🤣

    • @lamfan3591
      @lamfan3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Hit ‘em in the booty hole”
      Actually… I feel like that whole section of Kelvin could be quoted

  • @CarlosThadeu
    @CarlosThadeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “A game no one cares about”
    Me as a huge fan of D&D: Well, shit…

    • @phantomvulpe791
      @phantomvulpe791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      You're better off with Baldur's gate dark alliance over this. Pretty sure it got remastered

    • @VictorVonFox
      @VictorVonFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah as a dnd player i had hype for this game...im not really into the isometric game like divinity and balder's gate

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@phantomvulpe791 or Pathfinder Kingmaker, that one is pretty fun.

    • @mertyuip06
      @mertyuip06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro I’ve played Skyrim the closest thing to d and d I’ll ever play and the ps3 port is better then this game my god

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@phantomvulpe791 and pathfinder kingmaker actually has the mechanics of a d&d like game lol

  • @zukazealanee
    @zukazealanee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    The fact that this game has Dungeons & Dragons in the title is a crime.

    • @banditferretell5231
      @banditferretell5231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Even more of a crime that it's based on the amazing Icewind Dale novels

    • @arrgorndenethor
      @arrgorndenethor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The old Baldur's gate games were amazing, the PC version not the hack n slash on console

    • @holyhellman
      @holyhellman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arrgorndenethor The PC version is fantastic. The console hack and slash is also good though, which is what they were trying to emulate with this game and failed completely. It at least had a mage!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Minsc is one of the most underrated videogame characters.

    • @poggianticpoggiantic1077
      @poggianticpoggiantic1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arrgorndenethor good 'ol bioware made a great job with that

  • @Lion.Uchiha
    @Lion.Uchiha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "A game nobody cares about" lmao

    • @SappeREffecT
      @SappeREffecT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, heaps of people care but the pain is still too raw... ... ... sadpepe

    • @Lion.Uchiha
      @Lion.Uchiha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SappeREffecT I agree with AJ tho.

    • @jonathansoko1085
      @jonathansoko1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I do not think he mean D n D in general

    • @spamquisition4046
      @spamquisition4046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How was the game in the DnD-sphere? I didn't really see much publicity or buzz around it admittedly.

    • @Lion.Uchiha
      @Lion.Uchiha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jonathansoko1085 I think he only means this game

  • @cmad2345
    @cmad2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I don’t even plan on buying a lot of the games he reviews lmao. His angry reviews are just hilarious

  • @rogermaxson8412
    @rogermaxson8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Reading the Steam reviews for this sh*t makes me realize why the games are getting worse every year.
    People has some damn LOW standards this days....
    "It has bugs but...the .exe works, I guess...RECOMMENDED"

    • @Texelion
      @Texelion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, I saw people defend the game on SkillUp's review too, like "it's not perfect but it's fun to play". Sometimes I wonder if people actually get a version of the games we don't...

    • @Trocify225
      @Trocify225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same people who preach vote with your wallets lol

    • @CaptainWeegi
      @CaptainWeegi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same kind of a deal is going on the Xbox too. People that are defending this game over here said that the game should get off the Xbox Game Pass simply because they believed that the people who were complaining about the game are a bunch of “kids,” “cod players” or a bunch of noobs or review bombers or something like that.
      But honestly if this wasn’t on the Game Pass so much people’s money could’ve gone wasted and there wouldn’t be any ACTUAL criticism on the game’s reviews.
      Speaking of which, the game is so bad that it even caused this game on Xbox to have over 2000 different reviews on it as well, while sitting at 2.5 Stars as I’m typing this, containing with two distinct arguments about the game (in which you can just imagine what it is).

    • @ZunaZurugi
      @ZunaZurugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CaptainWeegi I think the Xbox App is so horrible (sadly) that alot of games get negative reviews because the downloader is broken or so. Halo MCC has 3.1 Stars btw.

    • @CaptainWeegi
      @CaptainWeegi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ZunaZurugi Yeah, sadly that is also pretty true...
      I have seen obvious reasons why people would call them Review Bombers or something similar and I can't blame them for it. A lot of 1 Star Reviewers across almost every game makes no sense or rather explains super vaguely. And I don't think it's just on Xbox either.
      But either way, still, I feel like the people that believe this game is a 5/5 and imagine the criticisms are overexaggerated probably have too low of their standards.

  • @GoodwillWright
    @GoodwillWright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Outriders: "Let's sneak away while they aren't looking".

    • @frosticstyle5272
      @frosticstyle5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its not as bad as it used to be.. Still unplayable on older systems but at least on the newer consoles it works just fine

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      its sad how im not even effected by how broken it was at launch because seemingly EVERY game is broken at launch these days even WORSE then outriders was cough failout 76 cough

    • @GoodwillWright
      @GoodwillWright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@frosticstyle5272 Probably the biggest difference between Outriders and what I'm hearing of Dark Alliance is that Outriders was still a good/passable game that just needed to be fixed and endgame loot to be increased.
      It doesn't sound like simply fixing Dark Alliance will make it that much more of a better game unless they revamp or add on a lot to the basic systems and mechanics.

    • @frosticstyle5272
      @frosticstyle5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GoodwillWright they have to essentially rewrite the entire game to fix it

    • @deelloonngg
      @deelloonngg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Outriders is a very, very fun game. Don't try putting it in the same sentence as this pile of monkey feces

  • @Stammer6
    @Stammer6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Joe and Friends put more effort into their little sketches than the developers did into the game

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💯👍🏼Always true for the poor games. 🤣

    • @wickedsbane
      @wickedsbane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legit

    • @deanthomas7003
      @deanthomas7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, agreed.😂😹🤣😅

  • @ZeeRose95
    @ZeeRose95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The worse part is going to the shop thinking you’re going to equip the item, and accidentally sell the best item you want to equip. (PC version)

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    They liked the Hulk Loki scene in Avengers so much, they made the boss battles like it.

  • @ramonosuke
    @ramonosuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Imagine wanting to make a game like Avengers(which sucks as well), but with a 1/8 the budget and from first year interns. Thank you Game pass, for being the rental service on pc we needed to weed out shit like this

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the only thing good about the avengers game was the first mission

    • @Jack_Rakan
      @Jack_Rakan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well in that case, they very much succeeded, because the quality of this is on par with Avengers.

    • @antonygriffith9048
      @antonygriffith9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When i decide to use my free game pass on pc I’ll try it out to see how crap it still is for the lols i guess.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least he's happy that the begging 0:40

    • @manwithballsonarm6775
      @manwithballsonarm6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This game is just as bad as avengers. There both equally boring with the same combat

  • @robertheinz825
    @robertheinz825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    1:24 The trash can knew what was about to happen to this game.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Zergling.
      @Zergling. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      holy shit

    • @darkman060
      @darkman060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same thing happened when he looked at Madden '21. Trash can knows crap when it sees it

    • @TheJunnutin
      @TheJunnutin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkman060 The trash can needs their own spot on AJS! Occasional commentary on the news VOD? They did excellent job on this one 👌

    • @termnus77
      @termnus77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Feed me shovelware....'

  • @hewhobattles8869
    @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    23:20
    Alex: Can i buy this?
    Merchant/Shopkeep: No.
    Alex: Please?
    Joe: NO!

  • @Wulfspyder
    @Wulfspyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Remember when Borderlands made bosses that were stupid easy to take down, on purpose as jokes?

    • @helwrecht1637
      @helwrecht1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well now that’s just BL3 normally too. That game’s difficulty is a joke

    • @MrJbedo
      @MrJbedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@helwrecht1637 BL3 Never heard of it.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hi, Vault Hunter.

    • @marbl3d45
      @marbl3d45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helwrecht1637 bruh

  • @UberHeroMystic
    @UberHeroMystic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    “The loot makes you look like diarrhea and boogers.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jordancarroll1217
      @jordancarroll1217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was dying when I saw OJ's armor on his character 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yamadiyoo9658
      @yamadiyoo9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its just so odd how someone can fail to make wood armor.

    • @murfeel1173
      @murfeel1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bonjour I don't think he Manscaped before putting it on! XD

  • @rollercoaster478
    @rollercoaster478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    ''You are disconnected''
    ''No, you are discontinued''
    ''This game should be discontinued''
    haha perfect :D

  • @MDCGaming87
    @MDCGaming87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You’re still the man, Joe. You could’ve uploaded all 3 takes of the same review and we would’ve watched it. Keep up the great work and we appreciate everything that you and the crew do for our entertainment.
    Stay awesome, Angry Army. ✌️

  • @miniclip13sa
    @miniclip13sa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "Two worlds is better" that's something I never thought I'd hear of ever again

    • @dave4560
      @dave4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Two Worlds is actually a good game

    • @darkhorse13golfgaming
      @darkhorse13golfgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hated Two Worlds 😂

    • @miniclip13sa
      @miniclip13sa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkhorse13golfgaming Same, I think I tried it right after I finished Oblivion for the first time

    • @manupainkiller
      @manupainkiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I almost shed tears of proudness, upon hearing that ! :D

    • @rylanwalker442
      @rylanwalker442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Again? As in someone told you that before ?

  • @Malkamok
    @Malkamok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    This game makes me want to replay Dragons Dogma, and that's it's ONLY merit.

    • @Malkamok
      @Malkamok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Dale Macarena money well spent.

    • @chaelsonnen2390
      @chaelsonnen2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good game. Insanely excited for the second one.

    • @chefbreccia2642
      @chefbreccia2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh damn man, I totally forgot about Dogma. Yeah, think I'll do that too.

    • @draysmusicalshtposts6340
      @draysmusicalshtposts6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I cannot express how excited I am for 2. Because of Capcom effectively shafting the development of 1, it's essentially a tech demo, a fun tech demo, but still barren and lacking if you're like me and replayed it dozens of times. The MMO version gave a taste of what an improved DD could be but that things A: JP only, and B: dead.
      A fully fleshed out, single player focused (with, say, co-op based on uhhhh. Idk Souls? MonHun?) Is the dream for me.

    • @MultiBeast301
      @MultiBeast301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Counting the days until Dragons Dogma 2

  • @Leprechaunproduction
    @Leprechaunproduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    1:23
    I love keeping an eye out for the spontaneously-opening trash can in these videos.

    • @SpaceDetectiveTravis
      @SpaceDetectiveTravis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The trash can probably knew this game was trash when he got it & just been waiting for Joe to just put the game in there & be done with it

    • @DjTittySprinklez
      @DjTittySprinklez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SpaceDetectiveTravis holy shit🤣 I think your right.

    • @ethanielcarey2275
      @ethanielcarey2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was a sign of foreshadowing XD

    • @sema6008
      @sema6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpaceDetectiveTravis 😂😂😂

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What killed it near instantly for me was that you couldn't rotate your character while attacking, which made the combat feel clunky and inorganic.

  • @aivreescend7945
    @aivreescend7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    As a person who never touched DnD and know nothing about how it works or the lore within it. Seeing the bosses with cool title names like Nazghul The Earthtumper, or Ash-Rak The Earlobber, Malekith The Kidneyblaster. Then suddenly hit with fcking Kelvin as the last boss like. I can't even.

    • @WolfVahnDOOM
      @WolfVahnDOOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin 🤣🤣

    • @Orion3T
      @Orion3T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kelvin isnt a boss, and the giant who takes his power isnt the last boss or even 2nd last.

    • @insiainutorrt259
      @insiainutorrt259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      neverwinter nights and mask of the betrayer is the good dnd games dont even know of anything even close but hose are just good games overall mask of the betrayer is amazing

    • @ZunaZurugi
      @ZunaZurugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@insiainutorrt259 Baldurs Gate (PC games not ps2) Ice Wind Dale and Neverwinter games are all good. Drizzt DoUrden also appears in some of those as a cameo..... they did him dirty in this game.

    • @nightowl5698
      @nightowl5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My group fought kelvin last night , we beat his ass so hard that he glitched out and the cut scene would not play out, so we had to restart ….

  • @lxlKHARMAlxl
    @lxlKHARMAlxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator"

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "He's a man, not a god!"

    • @brandoneisenhauer8735
      @brandoneisenhauer8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is cringe

    • @h.f1093
      @h.f1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator"

    • @Gala-yp8nx
      @Gala-yp8nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saying that sentence is the fastest way to give Angry Joe an aneurysm.

    • @ryanturney672
      @ryanturney672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im glad I bought Godzilla for 20$ it sells for 250 cad now

  • @wizzzer1337
    @wizzzer1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I feel bad for the level artists, the levels are pretty. Too bad everything else around it looks so broken.

    • @Stalkingwolf
      @Stalkingwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes design looks pretty good.

    • @mr.mysteriousyt6118
      @mr.mysteriousyt6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      level designers are why the reason why you can just run past levels, you mean the graphics designers ?

    • @wizzzer1337
      @wizzzer1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mr.mysteriousyt6118 yeah I meant the artists... it seems like whoever is responsible for engineering the IK rigs and collisions is either a troll or a chimpanzee.

    • @keving7505
      @keving7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That task goes to the environment artists, prop artists and level artists.

    • @dr_cachetes6822
      @dr_cachetes6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, we have a classic case of "we wasted all our time, effort and money on the graphics, that we forgot everything else" thing, maybe these guys should think about making an animated series insead of a game.

  • @noahgray543
    @noahgray543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    AJ: "No one is going to watch this!"
    Me: *checks views* "1.1 million..."

  • @chrischris3849
    @chrischris3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Can you imagine?"
    OJ: "Imagine!? I'm living it!"

  • @daboyz2374
    @daboyz2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    This whole game’s loot
    Dunkey: “Don’t laugh, this gives me poison protection”

    • @giantdad2414
      @giantdad2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just watched dunkeys dark souls video yesterday he's really funny

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    “No one is going to watch this” that’s where you’re wrong homie

  • @sonofjesus9923
    @sonofjesus9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Tuque: Makes a shitty game.
    2K: We're taking notes.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know what’s funny? These guys don’t even have the excuse of being a small studio because just today (September 1st, 2021), Joe uploaded his review of Aliens Fireteam Elite and while the devs didn’t get off without some critiques, Joe thought it was an great game!
      It just goes to show that a small team can indeed make something great

    • @brilicusgaming6922
      @brilicusgaming6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NoahDaArk Goes to show Tuque didn't even try and just gave the middle finger to the fans and Salvatore.

  • @dark_fire_ice
    @dark_fire_ice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Someone who cares, like Wizards of the coast," haven't been paying much attention to D & D lately, huh

    • @dark_fire_ice
      @dark_fire_ice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxclubhouse9968 I have a box full of mtg, I am the sad

    • @yannym4605
      @yannym4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As much as I would like for DnD to lose its crown so the tabletop community would diversify a bit more, but DnD is still the reigning champ.

    • @dark_fire_ice
      @dark_fire_ice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@yannym4605 I just want these massive multinational corporations to stop trying to find "general audience," for niche IPs. The margins are higher in specialized products, but profits don't matter anymore with these bloated corpses

    • @MaximillianGreil
      @MaximillianGreil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      D&D's in a great place right now. There's LOADS of players. 5E is super accessible.

    • @dark_fire_ice
      @dark_fire_ice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MaximillianGreil yeah, but Wizards doesn't want that to continue, just look at their press releases

  • @shaggy2124
    @shaggy2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    1:24
    "I raise my warhammer"
    *trashcan raises lid in an effort to imitate*

    • @KainGerc
      @KainGerc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I actually thought that was intentional at first and they were going to do some kind of joke relating to how trash this game is.

    • @whiskeyearned1543
      @whiskeyearned1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Joe commands loyalty, even from house hold appliances.

    • @bucktiger33
      @bucktiger33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a ghost!!!

    • @minun0955
      @minun0955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously though, is that normal? It's kind of creepy.

    • @joekershner117
      @joekershner117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My jaw dropped when I saw that! That's definitely a ghoul

  • @puddingcatsteamboat6393
    @puddingcatsteamboat6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I played one whole level as the barbarian, half a level as the archer, turned the game off and uninstalled.
    thank god it was on xbox game pass so i didn’t have to feel the pain of having given actual money to these crappy developers.

    • @Zergling.
      @Zergling. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's weird, they made LiveLock which was perfectly playable. Nothing amazing but not a bad game by any stretch of the imagination.

    • @SoNGY8888
      @SoNGY8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You kinda did when you paid for gamepass

    • @ricardoreis7298
      @ricardoreis7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On Steam you could've easily asked for a refund.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But they got money up front from MS. So they gave money to the dev to get it on gamepass

  • @JoshuaJacobs83
    @JoshuaJacobs83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Come on Joe, it’s a game based on D&D. Did you expect deep fighting mechanics, a rich fighting system, role playing, complex plots and interesting characters?
    Oh right. Those are exactly what we expected haha. Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @gerbill13
      @gerbill13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      worse thing is the Compant actualy employed a Lore youtuber. just to ignore all his lore

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gerbill13 HOW

    • @gerbill13
      @gerbill13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@serraramayfield9230 they had Aj Pickett I recall

    • @KazeKoichi
      @KazeKoichi ปีที่แล้ว

      They are interesting characters. In their book they are, not in this game.

  • @kc_cobra
    @kc_cobra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    They wanted to emulate the feeling of having a bad DM running homebrew.

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hot damn! They got it just right

  • @GrimDMasterMind
    @GrimDMasterMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    More effort was put in Other Joe's armour than the devs put in the game...

  • @mrsupreme5316
    @mrsupreme5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I am the god of pain and torture!"
    Damn, didn't expect to see Ride to Hell Retribution in this review

  • @lordcorgi6481
    @lordcorgi6481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'd sit through that D&D campaign just to hear Alex as the DM.

  • @logosofgame4273
    @logosofgame4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Even the narrator for this game's trailer sounded like he knew this game would suck.

    • @massmuderrer
      @massmuderrer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I found only One interesting thing in the game, where voice actor that introduce 1st mission of Icewind Dale is actually Crispin Freeman who is also voice actor of Gothic 3 Main hero char.

    • @FrogOf4Chan
      @FrogOf4Chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@massmuderrer He's also Siegfried from most of the soul calibur games

    • @enjoythestruggle
      @enjoythestruggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@massmuderrer Yeah and he's Alucard and Jeremiah Gottwald.

    • @manupainkiller
      @manupainkiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@massmuderrer I thought Gothic had the same voice actor, for the main hero. All 3 of them.

  • @orarinnsnorrason4614
    @orarinnsnorrason4614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Ok. Do a little one shot d&d session with Alex as the DM. Such a cool intro guys.

    • @kurlykrenins
      @kurlykrenins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would love to watch that

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes.

    • @adelina513
      @adelina513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would absolutely watch that.
      And then make my gaming group watch it.

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seeing them play some table top games in general would be cool.

  • @et3inuyasha
    @et3inuyasha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I wasn't expecting much from this game. But I have fond memories of both the old Dark Alliance games on the Xbox and PS2, and I love me some Companions of the Hall.
    To see just how BAD this game is breaks my heart. I'm sorry you had to go through this Joe.

    • @brilicusgaming6922
      @brilicusgaming6922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did R.A. Salvatore dirty with this game I have all the books featuring these characters abd I was excited to play the game, but I was disappointed, game kept lagging, terrible loot, enemies were just completely useless, no checkpoints except for the camps which is stupid because it basically gives you the choice of get "better" gear or get a checkpoint so your not sent back to the start of the mission. The fact that they made a terrible game and used such iconic characters for the game is just another slap in the face.

  • @freddymcshreddy6586
    @freddymcshreddy6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I’m starting to see why actual DnD is turn based. Cause when it’s real time action everyone can just pile on and stun lock the bosses forever.

    • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454
      @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      but remember everyone says tUrN bAsE iS bOrInG

    • @gollese
      @gollese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Games shouldnt have to be turn based to prevent such things. Turn based is board games for me. :|

    • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454
      @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@gollese yeah you need movement and flashing colours to keep the stupid entertained there to dumb for strategies in turn base combat

    • @RMeitzen
      @RMeitzen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can do that with turn based games too. As a matter of fact the best strategy to play turn based games (on pc at least) is to just CC the enemy before they can hit you in the first place.

    • @XicorVT
      @XicorVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gollese Turn bAsed like old FF game are my fave stuff so much thinking and setup to do with action rpg just press this 2 buttons

  • @fffx2
    @fffx2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    So, am I the only one that noticed Other Joe is wearing a "world's okayest dad" shirt?

    • @joelopez6967
      @joelopez6967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      it was for a skit we had planned but canceled it. so it was a free shirt for me

    • @alib315
      @alib315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joelopez6967 you are lying, you are my dad

    • @medevilkarma
      @medevilkarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi dad

  • @Lunaria.Praesentia
    @Lunaria.Praesentia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The more I see games like this and Cyberpunk, the more I'm convinced we are living in an era where we, the players, the customers, are the new alpha/beta testers of the games, except we even pay them (full price) to be, not the other way around

    • @mackey4568
      @mackey4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Have you thought of back in the day when video games were first being made like pong and all these other games, The only people who really knew how to create these where are the nerds. Now it seems like businessman have come in and infiltrated art and are seeking money instead of putting passion into their work.

    • @x-mobius0ne
      @x-mobius0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which is why my interest in modern games has absolutely plummeted

    • @mikeyd1216
      @mikeyd1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I couldn't imagine this being a business model of so many companies if it wasn't very profitable.

    • @inf3243
      @inf3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two problems: the astronomical costs of creating modern games, and that games can be easily patched after release. So studios feel immense pressure to launch their game as soon as it's technically playable to start generating income (pay their employees and funders), and that launch isn't terribly important because they can always keep working on the game and patch it later. All games are broken pieces of shit for most of their time in development, but the state at launch is becoming less and less important these days - unless the audience keeps it angry over stuff like this. This looks like it needed another 6 months in the oven, but they probably completely ran out of money. Covid probably disrupted the studio, too (if the game started development in 2019, it's spent basically its entire lifecycle in a work from home situation, which isn't going to be great at all).

    • @Lunaria.Praesentia
      @Lunaria.Praesentia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inf3243 I understand but It's still depressing how "expandable" at a certain point the launch of a game is nowadays, even so, there has been many highly anticipated games that were in development long before the pandemic and this issue still persisted, let's not blame covid ENTIRELY for all this, fortunately there's still some companies/game studios that actually give a damn about the launch of their games, like Fromsoftware or Santa Mónica for example, first impressions are very important IMO

  • @ultimate4323
    @ultimate4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    18:27
    That little "...ow..." had me dying.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kamina9901
    @kamina9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I think they accidentally released the game in game-journo difficulty.

    • @malbeth8700
      @malbeth8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, someone probably misspelled "Tether" somewhere XD

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well this sucks

  • @johannesdolch
    @johannesdolch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    All of AJs Best Videos start the same way: "Nobody's gonna watch this, but i record it anyway..."

  • @WarriorDan
    @WarriorDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    It's disturbing how many similarities this shares with Marvel's Avengers...

    • @effrumtheretardo
      @effrumtheretardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is--dare I say--even worse.

    • @XxWolfxWaRioRxX
      @XxWolfxWaRioRxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The AI isn't the same, the bosses don't die in a few hits and the animations don't lock you in place, Avengers was a trash game don't get me wrong but don't spout complete nonsense to seem relevant especially as a review channel man

    • @ThunderClapClide
      @ThunderClapClide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s almost like games as a service was, and will always be, a terrible idea.

    • @DragonKnightX12
      @DragonKnightX12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm getting the vibe that they scrapped the original idea, and rushed to make into this for some reason. Because the very first trailer made it look like it was gonna be similar to Vermintide.

    • @MuzzYADam
      @MuzzYADam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@XxWolfxWaRioRxX Marvel's Avengers have similar problems And I'm pretty sure people were 2-3 shottin bosses to death (even being able to throw them off the roof which kills them immediate lay) before they nerfed the damage and builds MULTIPLE times. Enemies more often than not either don't spawn or get stuck outside of the map.

  • @Nynja123TRT
    @Nynja123TRT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BF2042 has now taken the crown and sits upon the throne of "Worst Game of 2021". Still, Dark Alliance still remains the *worst* D&D IP I have ever played.

  • @danw7864
    @danw7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Drizzt killing everything and being way better than his party is pretty lore accurate actually

    • @MystearicalX
      @MystearicalX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah I had the same thought lol.

    • @YourMomMyBed8000
      @YourMomMyBed8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YUP...but this is a game lmao. It must be balanced if you're going to keep track of kills/etc

    • @razenburn
      @razenburn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, they really should have made this a single player game with meh AI party members.
      Actually... What if it WAS a single player game and somebody on the dev team decided to make it multiplayer at the last minute?
      That might explain the abysmal connectivity and communication issues.

    • @TheRlDennis
      @TheRlDennis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@razenburn I'd say it's rather unlikely a developer wanted to do this, but rather that the publisher may have willed it into existence. DnD is kinda niche, but if they think you'll rope in other people to play with you they stand to gain money from it.

    • @danw7864
      @danw7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YourMomMyBed8000 yea I wasn’t defending the game haha. Just sucks they doing the characters like that. I grew up with those books at like age 10 haha

  • @artursjaunzeme9074
    @artursjaunzeme9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I know none is gonna watch this"
    Dude, just to remind you.
    This is exactly why we even subscribed in the first place.
    This is exactly what we want to and will be watching.

    • @503leafy
      @503leafy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disappointed Angry Joe is probably the most popular viewed videos.

    • @Timeyy
      @Timeyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel the same way bro, I don't care much about movies or TV shows but I watch every game review on the channel

  • @boredfangerrude
    @boredfangerrude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    So, we got "Can't do shit mode" years ago and now we have "Can't see shit mode". Oh boy....

  • @Kaminex
    @Kaminex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kinda felt this game was bad when you watching the gameplay trailer and the devs played the archer as melee and barely used the bow.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      & I thought Quiet place for the ps4 sucked

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This game hurt so much to play for me and my friends that we started a new D&D campaign for the first time in about five years.

    • @gembocobo9484
      @gembocobo9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess that's a good thing grats on the new campaign~

    • @kevindelaasuncion6731
      @kevindelaasuncion6731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the goal of WotC from the beggining.

  • @drbright6608
    @drbright6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Ahh yes, remember the tale of Boreme, Legless, Gimply, and Airsgone, as they fought the great evil Sourman at the gates of Moredoors. An epic tale...

  • @Dragon211
    @Dragon211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Cyberpunk: Our game release was terrible!
    Dark alliance: Hold my beer.

    • @xevious21
      @xevious21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Azhrei2000 Is it though?

    • @Aurinkohirvi
      @Aurinkohirvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazon New World: we pulled it back. And again. And again. Now we don't know what we do.
      Magic the Gathering: it was garbage, we mercy killed ours.

    • @robsolf
      @robsolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess you could say it has the bugginess of Cyberpunk, but it also has the dull, uninspired, lazy gameplay of Avengers. so it's like 2 games in one! ;)

    • @3rdWorldGamer
      @3rdWorldGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Azhrei2000 Cyberpunk was actually playable too...

    • @xevious21
      @xevious21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Azhrei2000 well enemies actually attack you in Cyberpunk(after a second) , this is just appalling.

  • @goofball1_134
    @goofball1_134 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Baldurs gate 3 makes this game look ever worse. I think thats why devs hate it, it makes their games look like low effort trash.

  • @Slimjim2147
    @Slimjim2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 2 back on ps2 was the first d&d thing I had ever played, back when I was 9. I didn't even know what d&d was at the time. Now I'm an avid fan. Knowing this game shares the name, and possibly more makes me so depressed.

    • @Hubert_Cumberdale_
      @Hubert_Cumberdale_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same story for me only it was Baldurs gate Dark Alliance 1 (wich is now on modern systems)

    • @magnuscarlsson9969
      @magnuscarlsson9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't help but thinking of the dwarf(rogue?) when you used his ransack ability as a spamable, he say: "Have another" then the 2nd time was "Take that" then it looped. So when you were really bashing the button it sounded like he screamed "Have another fist fu**"... I was instantly in love with his vulgarity xD

    • @ZunaZurugi
      @ZunaZurugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And those ps2 dark alliance games were already really bad and this is even worse its quite unbelivable. But i found it cool that you could unlock Drizzt DoUrden in the old Dark Alliance games..... here he and his friends are the main cahrakter and i wish they were not xD

  • @SirAthiro
    @SirAthiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "It's on a game nobody cares about."
    That doesn't stop me from enjoying the review.

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, Ride to Hell is one of my favorites still. And I don't think anyone cares about that game.

    • @irijah1
      @irijah1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From other reviews, it seems a decent amount of ppl were looking forward to this... Alot of d and d fans in the world too bad it's crap

    • @gamingwithgeekwares4416
      @gamingwithgeekwares4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being a massive dnd and drizzt fan I was really looking forward to this. May be the only person on the planet but this is a pretty massive disappointment

    • @SirAthiro
      @SirAthiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamingwithgeekwares4416 Nah. As another said a lot of people were wanting this game to be good which sadly isn't. I was simply quoting AJ.

  • @xCriticalStrikex
    @xCriticalStrikex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "I guess someone else cared like wizards of the coast." that has to be the biggest joke of the video wizards are notorious for their terrible board games and for cancelling android netrunner, they literally couldn't give a F***

    • @sarahluise3153
      @sarahluise3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dizzy Gear stfu 5e is great

    • @jacobgoodrich6984
      @jacobgoodrich6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sarahluise3153 5e is meh, only reaches great with homebrew mechanics. pathfinder 1e and 3.5e are much better.

    • @WafflezDay
      @WafflezDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sarahluise3153 Don't bother; older edition elitists are the worst.

    • @DarthSoto78
      @DarthSoto78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sarahluise3153 5e is commercialized that is not the same as fun. It may seem fun to new players, but us older players know how gutted the game is next to past editions, and how much more fun the game was when you could create a character with more options. Rather then picking an Architype, and the game auto builds your character.

    • @Dremons7
      @Dremons7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We literally went from Baldurs Gate to this

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Nat 20"
    "alright, roll for damage"
    *proceeds to only roll 1d8*
    My immersion is as broken as this game is right now.

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Legless Joe: "I have no legs, and I must run"

  • @jamoecw
    @jamoecw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "commons and uncommons"
    "log in"
    is it an MMO? cause then all of this would be par for the course for a cash grab day one MMO. maybe loot boxes are in year 1 patch.

    • @jamesgrose510
      @jamesgrose510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It sounds more like Wizards's attempt to make a Vermintide clone, but with a focus on the bosses instead of the mobs. I had those vibes from the gameplay trailer too.

    • @TheN8ism
      @TheN8ism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If by MMO you mean 4 player coop then yes. It’s an mmo.

  • @roftone
    @roftone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Ah, I see that this game follows the Raid: Shadow Legends approach to story telling.

    • @xelldincht8149
      @xelldincht8149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol i had the exact same thought

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This game is like if Raid Shadow Legends and Avengers 2020 hate fucked and gave birth to this game.

  • @DrKrocket
    @DrKrocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    To be fair, how the single entity bosses go down is how they typically go down in actual D&D.

  • @undeadhound3402
    @undeadhound3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    *Me first seeing the trailer:* YES!
    *Me seeing this title:* Aw dammit…

  • @Caernath
    @Caernath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Joe: "I raise my warhammer!"
    * his trash basket opens up *

  • @nemovirus2103
    @nemovirus2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Thank you for doing a review on this game. My son and I were actually very excited about this game. We played it for a couple hours but just like you said all the bugs and lack of anything to actually do has made us not even pick it back up again sadly. Great video! Sadly a very poor game, that could have been so much more.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if you like dnd games pillars of eternity 1 or 2 and pathfinder kingmaker and pathfinder wrath of the rightious are great choices to play though they are topdown and not multiplayer

    • @HUNTERSDREAM
      @HUNTERSDREAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's also Solasta if you want a tabletop-like D&D experience.

  • @williamrapp6676
    @williamrapp6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They did the deal over the phone and just pronounced the studio exactly like 2K games, they meant to hire a good studio and got scammed. Poor Hasbro

  • @scottwbabcock
    @scottwbabcock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "I know nobody is going to watch this..."
    As 412,000 people are watching this.

    • @moogleking
      @moogleking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      angry army always watches

    • @Jaronite
      @Jaronite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AJ in Predator Hunting Ground Review: "You know how many people are gonna watch if we put out a review? TWO"
      *one year later, review gets 1.7M views *

    • @infamouszephon
      @infamouszephon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its cause we knew this game was gonna get flamed on

    • @abeltesfayeslefttesticle4004
      @abeltesfayeslefttesticle4004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe should know better than to think that we won't turn out to see him absolutely shitting on ANY game lol