Contra: Rogue Corps (Zero Punctuation)
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This week Yahtzee reviews...Contra: Rogue Corps. Oh Konami, here we are, yet again.
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Np Ill go along
Honestly the non zp content has been a lot better lately, especially the 3 minute reviews. Nothing that really matches the quality that yathzee puts out, but okay none the less.
@@hifikameli Doin our best!
Damn it I just bought the last one
Okay speaking for myself even with the bell on I dont miss things; I consciously ignore them. Not that I think content is bad I just dont care and I'm sure thats what the whole notification thing is. A subscriber does not equal one who watches all videos all the time
"Was there anything you *liked* about the game?"
"The quit button."
@@kyotheman69 Yes, that.
I imagine that a following refund would be ideal
@@michaelpearce4493 Probably not worth the effort. It so rarely is, if we're being honest.
So I guess the best thing that could be done, would be not buying the game (if you can generously call it that).
@@michaelpearce4493 Yeah, that's pretty much the idea. The only way the industry will learn to stop pulling this BS is a solid right cross to their quarterly profits.
A weapon overheat function in a "Contra" game proves that Konami forgot what a Contra game is.
Yeah, the time it took when I did not fire my weapon in the classic Contra games is less than the time the weapons overheat in this "contra" game.
@@TheXLink lol there were times you weren't firing?
@@FUNKOfilmsHaha never said I was good at the games
I think they forgot what video games are.
@@FUNKOfilms Yeah, the main menu.
Generic Damage: The damage done on a long standing, proud franchise by Konami when they release a game that is generic garbage.
Thought they ment genrenric damage.
📚🔫
WORSE than generic garbage
@The Accidental Hipster just looking at the trailers for that, i felt like konami took a generic nuke to contra.
Calling this game generic garbage is an insult to generic garbage.
Isn’t an overheating function in a Contra game like Mario not being able to jump because his joints ache
God, you joke but how funny would it be to see that. Mario as an old man, and trying to jump would cause his hips to shatter, so he's forced to constantly use yoshi or that big boot to move around XD
Oh god I'll remember this joke 10 years down the line
That or a Sonic game with a stamina meter that requires you to slow down. "You're too fast!" Sigh
That Sonic game exist, i think
Bandrik The way the Sonic franchise is going I could easily see that being a possibility.
'What have you got in store for this one, Ubersturmfuhrer Konami, you fucking monster?'
This is immediately my favorite episode of Zero Punctuation.
strong grandmothers theme this week
Oh wow, Philosophy Tube in the wild!
Trans Rights!
Hello Abigail, surprised to see you round these parts
@@deafweasel99 ikr? This don't seem her style
@@artemis_smith all brits are fans of eachother. If you think it's weird now you haven't seen the Graham Linehan - Philosophy Tube viewing parties.
Gun overheating is anathema to Contra. Contra needs no fire button, it needs an autofire toggle.
Wait until Konami brings back Dance Dance revolution as a Just Dance clone
Wasn't Just Dance a DDR clone to begin with? Oh wait, that's Beatmania
@@chiefkeef74 that and ddr still exists in 2019 drr ace its called
If only Konami was that competent. Or interested in anything other than pachinko and slot machines.
That is literally already a thing. It's called Dance Evolution, it was developed by Konami from the same team that produced DDR and plays 100% as you describe. The arcade cabinet even uses modified kinect hardware for motion tracking.
Michael Palacios Kinect?
Seriously?
It's that _"phwoar"_ that really sets the tone
He throw the crikey in there too. That bad 😂
First it was the Iran Contra Affair.
Now it's the Japan Contra Nightmare.
@Zack Smith Google "Iran contra affair"
It's an 80s thing that has nothing to do with the video game.
I love the design of the quirky side-character that’s just a pillbug with emoji legs
"man even the fucking title sounds like a grandparent falling down a staircase"-Yahtzee (2019) and i couldnt agree more
"It has to be daughter seduction", made me actually laugh out loud. It's been a while.
To steal a joke:
Konami have done it again!
Sorry, wrong emphasis
Konami have done it again...
Merritt Animation Grammar *IS* important
@@ghostnoodle9721 That's not grammar.
depends on if you had bets on how hard they would do it again.
you do realize this doesn't work in text, right?
from which video is this quote?
"Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee."
this is a really bad industry practice
Retarded moments in retarded retards
More like Contra: Rogue Corpse eh?
Stop it
You know what, I'm gonna put this joke on the fridge. Not because it was good but because of the effort you put in to make it.
Contra: Raped Corpse more like.
Konami is a Rogue Corpse...
Christ Yahtzee is going to struggle with his Top 5 this year.
Not with his Bland and Worst list, it’s pretty damn clear that this and Left Alive are gonna be on his shit list.
@@havoren the difficulty there is that there's a lot of options.
@The Accidental Hipster Yahtzee said that Left Alive is mind bogglingly bad unlike the boring kind of bad that Anthem and The Division are.
No he won't, top five worst, too five least worst, and top five least likely to make him break or devalue his equipment. It's about lowering the bar, not about meeting the standard
Not even a minute in and I'm already cackling like a crazy person. Yahtzee absolutely nailing the best satirical comparison like the amazingly brilliant person he is. "What have you got in store for this one, Obersturmführer-nami, you fucking monster?"
As a fellow British person, I appreciate the Homebase gag
Generic Damage is what you take when you play this game.
Not to mention, in order to do the multiplayer, you must use tokens that you can only earn in single player
One of the most remarkable things about Super Smash Bros. is that Nintendo treats other companies' IP orders of magnitude better than their owners have. That applies to Sonic, Mega Man, Pac-Man and Banjo-Kazooie and it applies tenfold to Metal Gear and Castlevania.
Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named Contra: Rogue Corps his 3rd Worst Game of the Decade
It's at this point I find myself questioning how Contra has continued as a series when they have had so many bad games. I think the last one that was even decent was in the PS2 era.
Mathmachine the DS one was really good.
@@MrOboliskos you mean the one that ignored every game besides the first 3(aka the good ones) and called itself contra 4
Well ask yourself this: How is Sonic still kicking after so many bad games?
Hard Corps Uprising was good.
We didn't get Contra 4 in Europe. Thanks konami. (Like.... seriously why?)
Depleted Uranium Lego will be the title of my next Indie album
Contra 4 on the ds was my jam!
It makes me want to cry seeing what has become of this franchise...
"Hey who remembers those adorable Reagan-Era political scandals" Aren't we all nostalgic for those? There was semblance of embarrassment and self awareness at least.
WTFViewer and is now in charge of the NRA, which is just several levels of poetic irony and sadness
"Let's all laugh at an Industry that never learns Anything Tee-hee-hee."
They dont have to because there is a never ending line of morons that will still buy it en masse.
@Amalaric GoTH Oh for the love of god do NOT give them ideas!
Today’s episode is on Konami and how they had a rising rockstar like career at first and are now like a petty ex wife destroying the legacy they once had and proving that 1984 can happen inside their own studio
Zero Punctuation indie rock band name of the week: Depleted Uranium Lego.
Literally all they had to do was give us a game in the style of neo contra again and apparently even that was asking for too much. Good job AAA game industry
LOLed at the running gags of imps saying "So anyway..." and old ladies falling down stairs. Also LOLed at the end credits.
Konami: The EA of Japan
Joey Parkhill that’s too nice for Konami. More like a crazy homeless man shitting on himself.
Joey Parkhill Except EA isn’t committed to gambling yet.
Skyler Tesar have you forgotten Star Wars: Battlefront 2 or gambling game 2017?
Winston Smith that at least was an "option" an option forced down your throat like a cough sweet but you could go without it. Konami meanwhile released an elaborate slot machine with nothing else
Hazama 06 slot machines are also optional you donkey, no one is gonna force you to play slots
Dark Souls?
"Pow!"
Slashy Souls.
Good thing nothing stays dead around these parts.
Heh.
Uberstrürm Furher Konami is one of the strangest things I’ve heard from ZP
I like how the one u that doesn't have an umlaut got one
Buddy, I don’t speak German.
0:44 It hurts to laugh.
I know, right? Imagine what's happening to Sonic and Mario in Death Camp Sega and Nintendo, lol.
Alex at least they have actual games on game consoles. What did Konami do to Silent hill, they took away a project with a lot of promise and gave us a casino machine. Castlevania gets an app game. They haven’t released a Metal gear solid game sine that abysmal survive game. What is Konami even thinking nowadays.
Oh that's Krang! I thought those were beef curtains.
Already got the new book, Yahtzee. I’m still just waiting for a second Differently Morphous! I need more!
"Although I also got a bit of a Smash TV vibe because after playing it for 6 hours, that's precisely what I wanted to do" -Yahtzee (2019)
They could put it on the box blurb as it would pretty much be the review
the contra branded hip flask killed me
That Silent Hill bit made me laugh and cry at the same time...
Thanks to the YT algorithm I'm on my 5th consecutive ZP video which mentions his orthopaedic surgeon, which is quite the niche word to follow through the uploads. This is like the time every other video mentioned dolphin fetishes. We all get old!
Wait, I thought you were reviewing Contra, you just described the new Borderlands.
New Yahtzee space book? Hell yeah!
Oh hell yeah. I love your audiobooks
Not to mention that it also has weapon cooldown system. In a Contra Game!
Can't wait till this game gets turned into a pachinko machine.
PULL THE LEVER!!!
@@madness1931 WRONG LEVER!!!
I'm so excited for this!
Just finished your latest book, would definitely recommend it! Even better than the 1st in the series.
Old yahtzee is back!!!
I wanna see a Contra game where you fight for the Nicaraguan Contras.
@Ford Prefect Contra: Contrary
The quote about fishnet turds is deeper than you might think
0:52 - Pow! Pachinko Machine rofl
That cap looks slick.
Now now, Shattered memories has some loverly things in it.
yeah its just not really a silent hill game
Shirts are great but a pullover hoodie would be great
Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was contra game that was teased at E3 back in 2011
OH, WAIT
Oh good lord
I like before I watch because I'm aware of the constant quality.
I get the feeling that if you press up up down down left right left right B A start, it opens up the secret microtransaction store.
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow was a great game, it is even the most successful game commercially in the series
Bets on position for eventual 2019 bottom 5 list?
I say 2 or 3.
This video should link to the Sacred 3 ZP video, as that's the only other time (I think) that he's made a "Call Dignitas" joke, and seeing it again here finally got me to remember to look up what the hell it means. Much better now that I know. :D
having a sword embedded in your chest that you can take out and use is that a homestuck reference in 2019 wowee
0:44
The poor thing dies like Rasputin.
That black and orange snap back looks spicy af tho definitely gonna buy
Lol @ the depleted uranium Lego, *that* is *slow* !
"It's got to be daughter seduction." I agree with you 100% that is the only valid reason, LOL
in my opinion konami is doing all the things its been doing recently because they want everyone to suffer
thats it, not in it for the cash they just want you to suffer
Ever the badass. This was an awesome video.
I find it funny how Yahtzee talks so fast the closed captions can’t keep up
Silent Hill shattered memories & downpour wasn't that bad, but the bit was still hilarious.
If you can look past that’s it’s not a traditional Contra game it’s actually pretty fun.
"Can't I have just a little of the peril!?" "No, it's to perilous!"
Konami is never going to run out of bullets sadly.
Konami is like general shepherd getting rid of loose ends
@@thetruemanwithfalsenames you wanna calm down there, Captain Capslock?
Now watch as Gradius becomes a third-person, cover-based shooter
Wait, Yahtzee said "Zee" instead of "Zed". Spoopy!
Ooh a new book!? Fuck yeah!
I'm interested in playing it out of curiosity
they should have added the little big planet butt eye pants as their spooky merch
but I guess that was 9 years ago tho...
did Yahtzee increase the volume for his ad at the end of the video like a cable tv provider?
Contra: Alien Pachinko Wars.
Best part of the game is an ad for the next Jack MacKewn book!
You have some interesseting titles going on with your books i must say . I cant wait when you finish you ScFi Trilogy with "Will rebuild the Galaxy for Fame"
It troubles me that at 3:15 yahtz is holding the rifle by the magazine and pistol grip
Thx for the book
unrelated but asking you politely to get your survival horror hardon ready because this pre-release steam game thats been available for years is apparently @ a point of being a complete playable piece of content called "Darkwood" its top down perspective utilizes it amazingly & it made me feel ways i haven't felt since amnesia in like 2012
I find it quite interesting that in the start of the video he refers to a Nazis as his reference point for 'systematic coldness' considering the actions of the Imperial Japanese army of the same time period - see Nanking as one among many example.
Not necessarily a judgement on the video or the like but more an observation of the presentation of both of the two major axis powers and their perception in general media.
It was baffling for me since that method of genocide was a trademark of russians before and during WW2. See Polish Operation of the NKVD or Katyn among countless others.
@@Aragoss yes good point. The purges were much like this.
I suppose my specific point was that this was a Japanese company but you're quite right as another regime who's brutality is not as recognised nor used for humour.
I would be intrigued to go back and see if there references to the Nazis is German game companies. Again not trying to cause a flap and decry our dear Yatzee just interested from a portrayal of history in the media perspective.
Yahtzee did make a super cas’ reference to Unit 731.
@@E1craZ4life you know what, I think you're right. Can't remember the video but I think I vaguely remember it.
dancingpotplant Have a Twix. Heyyyyy~
New book? Yes yes yes. Instant purchase
Cool video!
The first thing I thought of when Yahtzee mentioned the glow-in-the-dark T-shirt was "Wouldn't want to be wearing that trying to hide in the dark from a crazed killer."
Am I normal?
So Yhatzee, after this trainwreck, do you still hold to your statement in the Metal Gear Survive video that burning down Konami HQ is a bit uncalled for? :P
Hey Nicaragua reference! teh heh heh
One minute late today Tsk. It’s not like I have a calendar notification for Wednesday at 5
Yatz, go review Neo Cab, it's bleak, you'll like it.
I am surprised he didn't bring up the season pass this game has.
thx
@escapist @zeropunctuation theres a tech company in Cape Town South Africa using your PC Master Race and drawing on their adverts. Is it public domain or copyrighted?
I had just finished Will save the galaxy for food (I'm slow ok) and now there is sequel. Nice!
How does Yahtzee manage to sound so negative even when describing his own merch?
A new book oh boy :)