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  • @snarkmarx
    @snarkmarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    Yahtzee: "If I gave you money would you go away?"
    Square Enix: Awkward silence
    Konami: "WE WILL GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMME!"

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      EA: "We will take the money, but we won't go"

    • @angelevans4950
      @angelevans4950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn't the idea to stop giving them money so that they will go away?

  • @th0rn1337
    @th0rn1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I could tell you what it isn't. It ISN'T very good." Gold star, still makes me laugh after the hundredth time hearing it.

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    This is the first time I’ve even heard about this game.

    • @carsons5750
      @carsons5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then you need to watch Giantbomb's look at it th-cam.com/video/LwbpS9VNXO0/w-d-xo.html It gets really good at ~10:30

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I saw it at my local gameplay store while buying 6 copies of bayonatta for the swtich.
      I saw the MGS art on the cover and thought it was some kojma remake

    • @Xatzimi
      @Xatzimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It hasn't had good promotion nor a memory title, which is fine all things considered

    • @Ignorethisuk
      @Ignorethisuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@archivehans only 6?

    • @ovalos383
      @ovalos383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@archivehans oof that must have hurt in the soul

  • @JustAnotheNeoSilver
    @JustAnotheNeoSilver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Fun fact: This is actually a spin-off of the Front Mission series, that rarely seen Square strategy franchise about giant robots and geopolitics. "Left Alive" is a good way do describe its status in the US; it's just kinda there.

    • @Seipheris88
      @Seipheris88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Give me back my X-Com with mechs

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ...so a more fitting title might have been "Left Over"?

    • @ArcaneAzmadi
      @ArcaneAzmadi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Front Mission is probably Squeenix's most sadly abused franchise. The last PROPER Front Mission game, Front Mission 5: Scars of War, was on the _PS2,_ and despite being considered THE best one in the entire series, wasn't even given an English release because... well, because Squeenix don't really give a fuck about Front Mission, if we're being blunt. Then it had the shitty online action game, and this execrable piece of garbage, and apart from that it's been left to rot. A heinous waste of IP.

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Seipheris88 just play harebrained schemes battletech instead.

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    I think Yahtzee feels Left Alive would be better off dead.

    • @ProfRainestorm
      @ProfRainestorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You deserve a solid amount of credit for this. I hope you receive it!

    • @francismakoni1526
      @francismakoni1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @r/punpatrol

    • @exxon3411
      @exxon3411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nailed it.

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I want my two dollars!"

    • @bobbuilding7264
      @bobbuilding7264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where's my 2 dollars?

  • @TheObijake
    @TheObijake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I can only imagine Yahtzee in his office writing the scripts for his episodes:
    "alright which obscure animal, no ones ever heard of, will I use today in one of my famous zany metaphors."

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What, a lark...?

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    It’s a shame that amazing artist from the metal gear games had to work on this. Honestly the art of this game is the only quality thing in it

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pajamapants Jack I agree, I thought the game was pretty great looking... but it’s like an apple that is rotten in the inside. The outside looks fine but the gameplay was just... not fun.
      Though your Pfp isn’t a shame, so that helps. Also I like your artwork, I forgot I was subbed to you and I saw a bunch of lewd stuff in my youtube home.

    • @MooMissle
      @MooMissle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That and it's another shitty attempt at "reinventing" Front Mission, when the originals were just fine game play wise.

    • @brapmaster
      @brapmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yoji Shinkawa.

    • @pajamapantsjack5874
      @pajamapantsjack5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Thomlinson i can’t believe I forgot his name

    • @brapmaster
      @brapmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pajamapants Jack I forgive you.

  • @eljoel89
    @eljoel89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    By your powers combined, I am Daikatana!

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Carnage7209 Thanks for the hint, completely missed that it was Mr. Greens face ... and yes, Daikatana would definitely also get a spot in that team.

  • @mattg6106
    @mattg6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I watched someone playing this like a week ago and completely forgot what it was called, that it was a Square game, and just about everything else having to do with it until seeing this. It literally took about a week to forget it existed. It wasn't even *bad enough* to be memorable...

  • @trickyricky4731
    @trickyricky4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    - Bad AI
    -Greedy business practices
    -Frustrating controls
    -Underdeveloped mechanics
    -Crap story and game play
    With your powers combine I am
    Captain Shit game!

    • @saltypumpkin927
      @saltypumpkin927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel like underdeveloped mechanics falls under crap gameplay.

    • @dannybeane2069
      @dannybeane2069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean Captain John Remaro's Bitch?

    • @Freestylinbran
      @Freestylinbran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like Anthem

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like a checklist for every modern AAA release

    • @trickyricky4731
      @trickyricky4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I forgot bugs and glitches

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    _"Sir, we have this much beloved tactics series in our portfolio that's been doing nothing but gathering dust. It's called *Front Mission*."_
    "Oh, I think I remember that. Didn't the last few games sell poorly?"
    _"Yes, indeed. Mostly because we made a bunch of shitty mobile games and a shitty shooter. But I'm sure with some care and a return to the roots we could revive this series."_
    "Very well, go ahead and make a new game in that franchise. Be sure to put it in a genre that has nothing to do with the original."
    _"Uh..."_
    "Oh, and make sure it's as shitty as you can make it."

    • @LuffyBlack
      @LuffyBlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Cries*

    • @brettfitzgerald6280
      @brettfitzgerald6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Grima the Fell Dragon it's rare af to find anyone mention those games, good on you. One of my favorite series.

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    Left Alive? It probably shouldn't have been...

    • @alexlee4154
      @alexlee4154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      BANG
      That deserves an early lunch!

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY.

    • @thegoldencaulk2742
      @thegoldencaulk2742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It should've been... Left 4 Dead
      YEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!

    • @Vicous528
      @Vicous528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Joel Schembri Probably both. 🙃

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Vicous528 The situation probably went like this: When given the game, the marketing team realized there would be no way to market it so killed themselves to avoid being forced to, which the executives took as a sign and decided to hope no one would notice it instead of replacing them.

  • @Vulkans
    @Vulkans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    When the only good thing about your videogame is the box art.

    • @d9fred95
      @d9fred95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is the box art legit though? Big Boss is on it...

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, I did find the cover very enticing. It feels like it's trying to invoke a theme similar to Metal Gear Solid, but it felt different somehow. I don't know why, but I can tell you one thing: any sucker who buys this game, thinking this game is good from the cover, has my pity.

    • @zainlookboonmee
      @zainlookboonmee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe It’s Yoji Shinkawa who does all the character and art designs for Metal Gear Solid games who did the art here for Left Alive

    • @KILLERONROAD
      @KILLERONROAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The cover is why I got it. It was in a 4 for 20 deal at GameStop. Never heard of it, figured of if it was bad, whatever, it's 5 bucks.
      Oh boy, was it bad. It's like peeling an onion made of shit. Did you know that you have to jump on top of tables and shit to pick things up from them? It gets worse the more you play.

  • @nikitaivachtchenko6375
    @nikitaivachtchenko6375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "The money the mentally disadvantaged's schools and workplaces give them if they promise not to show up."
    Damn.

  • @vietnow4611
    @vietnow4611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "... which is as quiet and subtle as a hippo using a porto-loo" lolololol Yahtzees 10 years into this, how the hell does he keep coming up with these? Fucking incredible

  • @39Chevy
    @39Chevy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Well, if Romero is Captain Planet...then I'd assume David Cage is "Heart".

    • @tomasparant8901
      @tomasparant8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In this metafore, I think cage would wield the "Ring of Awful Writing".

    • @billveusay9423
      @billveusay9423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But the problem is he would also wield the "ring of quick-time-events". Congratulation Cage, you have acquired enough power to wield two of the rings. Also, who could wield the "ring of cover base-shooting behind chest-high walls" ?

    • @Loldino897
      @Loldino897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@billveusay9423 A shared ring from all spunkgargleweewee?

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Loldino897 with every COD, BF and MOH protagonist trying to fight over it?

    • @ericrollin2331
      @ericrollin2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, he'd wield the "Ellen Page" ring.

  • @metaljay77
    @metaljay77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Pretty sure someone tried to axe this project but some executive was afraid they weren't hitting their monthly quota of questionable moves and made them launch it. Meaning this game was nearly dead but then Left Alive, according to Yahtzees review the game was as bad as that pun.

  • @KrisKbob_Gaming
    @KrisKbob_Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m on a binge of these videos and I think the “if I gave you money will you go away?” line to SE killed me 🤣😂

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    *THE ENEMY ARE APPROACHING THE GENERATOR TO OBTAIN A SAMPLE AND HES A MAN NOT A GOD*

    • @derrinerrow4369
      @derrinerrow4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      wrong reviewer

    • @derrinerrow4369
      @derrinerrow4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      FOOOOOUUUUUUURRRR HOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jayarby8494
      @jayarby8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE*

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ... Common, comrades!

    • @mtnman6762
      @mtnman6762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey Yahtzee, you wanna play a zombie game?!

  • @richardpreston7333
    @richardpreston7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's quite heartbreaking when Yahtzee stops being snarky and just pours his heart out

  • @markmclean9640
    @markmclean9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Stellar writing this week Yahtz, even more so than usual. Loved it.

  • @PikaLink91
    @PikaLink91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They made sure the artwork was at least up to snuff so they could lure people in.

  • @Thule-ob1vm
    @Thule-ob1vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Left Alive: The best argument for remembering to double tap.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't have to double tap if you use a bigger round.

  • @sulacoblack6288
    @sulacoblack6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The most accurate and informative reviews to be found on the interwebs. Yet again thanks for taking the bullet.

  • @RegretfulDeadMan
    @RegretfulDeadMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Do we have another contender for "Lifetime Achievement For Total Abhorrence"?

    • @RegretfulDeadMan
      @RegretfulDeadMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Klontruppe what are you talking about, most current world leaders have been around for years.

    • @Smithy082
      @Smithy082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice memes man. Hope one of them gets heaps of likes! That’d be sick!

  • @Ignorethisuk
    @Ignorethisuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Let's all clap at Yahtz for not having a dozen adverts.
    *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

  • @Noneadidal
    @Noneadidal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I have never heard of this game before in my life

    • @vantablack6288
      @vantablack6288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have

    • @demark8262
      @demark8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And you never will again

    • @PrinceSilvermane
      @PrinceSilvermane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I first saw it at a game show last year I thought it was going to be neat. I'm actually kind of sad it turned out to be so shit.

    • @AR-rk9nn
      @AR-rk9nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funhaus played it

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You aren't missing very much.

  • @JohnSmith-km4sv
    @JohnSmith-km4sv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    > two parts of Russia
    As a Ukrainian, I am offended.
    Joke's on you, I'm much more offended by the mere fact that this atrocious game takes place in my country.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It feels like 2014 all over again.
      I think the worst (and funniest) part of the Crimea conflict is that Russia basically invaded so they could get access to a freshwater port that wasn't "blockaded" by NATO.
      America and the UK invade countries for Oil, Russia does it for warm water.

    • @nazar606
      @nazar606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Evi1M4chine and your point is...?

  • @the_flaming_tree_troll9380
    @the_flaming_tree_troll9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another lovely review as always Yahtz, love it hate it i don't care, you make it funny and your wit and wordplay always make me smile, looking forward to the next review

  • @iainjames03
    @iainjames03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:53 Bless you, Yahtzee, for reminding me of the existence of Five Alive. If indeed it does still exist...

  • @jennymckenzie5304
    @jennymckenzie5304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game's plot summary hits different these days.

  • @stynger02
    @stynger02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This review seems like a 2019 version of Ride to Hell. I approve!

  • @tonismilesnow6706
    @tonismilesnow6706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm surprised yahtzee didnt mentioned just how similar the cover art styles are between this and metal gear solid 3 just to really drive home what genre its aping. Go ahead, look it up if you dont remember.

  • @LaDeCR
    @LaDeCR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Found the problem - Ilinx, Inc. is the studio who solely developed this game; SqEnix just published (probably favour for a friend of a friend of a girlfriend).
    www.mobygames.com/company/ilinx-inc
    According to the games database MobyGames (www.mobygames.com/company/ilinx-inc) Ilinx, Inc. has only made one other game by themselves: Black Clover: Quartet Knights (published by BandaiNamco). But that first game was using the CyberConnect2 beat em up engine frequently seen on manga-to-game adaptations currently on the fame roulette in Japan (a la Naruto, One Piece et al), so Left Alive is the first game Ilinx, Inc. have ever developed without a pre-built engine of any kind.
    This is probably the studio's last game, too. The PC port has such terrible technical issues even when played on GTX 1070Ti exceeding the recommended spec (see ign video review). I struggle to accept the MGS devs who worked on this game did so because they found new jobs within Ilinx, Inc. - I hope it's because they're on a retainer with SqEnix and brought in to salvage this dumpster fire where/if possible. I feel sorry for any Front Mission fans who have been waiting 9 years for a sequel or similar...
    EDIT - this game was made using the Orochi 4 engine which was developed by Silicon Studio
    www.siliconstudio.co.jp/en/news/pressreleases/2018/en1811final-fantasy/en1811final-fantasy.html

  • @laser8550
    @laser8550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Big waste of the Front Mission universe
    A franchise based on mechs and ignores that but focuses on another franchise's signature gameplay instead
    Some people at SquareEnix need to be fired after this and The Quiet Man

    • @MultiBoxingKid
      @MultiBoxingKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait, this is a "Front Mission" spin-off?

    • @wolfgangervin2582
      @wolfgangervin2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MultiBoxingKid Yep.

    • @Xatzimi
      @Xatzimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish they'd re-release FM like they've been doing with FF

    • @DinosaurFan88
      @DinosaurFan88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      One gaming franchise with mechs prominently featured in it aping the gameplay of another. It'd be like if FromSoftware made a new Armored Core game that was tactics-based in lieu of Battletech.

    • @antsache
      @antsache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it's kind of an awesome idea to take a franchise known for its giant, grounded mech combat and show players what it's like to be on the receiving end of that on the ground. How utterly terrifying and unstoppable these weapons could be (especially when they can move as fast as Wanzers can on straight streets). Obviously it'd be great to get another classic Front Mission, but I don't hate the idea they had for this on its face. But they definitely needed to do something with that idea beyond just badly rip off Metal Gear Solid. They needed to have some novel, good ideas about what to do with the "you're a mostly-irrelevant foot soldier/spy on a battlefield dominated by three-story killing machines" setup.
      I played all the numbered entries in the series, and seeing all that destruction from a totally different, dis-empowered perspective sounds cool to me. It's just a shame the execution turned out so aggressively horrible.

  • @hamsterhuey3880
    @hamsterhuey3880 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have absolutely no memory of hearing about this game for its now three years of existence

  • @quiettimegaming3642
    @quiettimegaming3642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Still Alive” was also the song from the first Mirror’s Edge. Also awesome 👏

  • @fricken99
    @fricken99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yahtzee is like a fine wine. He gets better with age.

  • @namor357
    @namor357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    DNR: Do Not Resuscitate
    Didn’t think there could be a harsher review than Yahtzee gave Anthem. I was wrong, very very wrong, oh how wrong I was.

    • @SadButter
      @SadButter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What about Hunt Down The Freeman?
      Or are we just not supposed to talk about it?

    • @demonintellect9834
      @demonintellect9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anthem didn't really get a horrible review... he just said it was boring and repetitive. That's not really scathing for him.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demonintellect9834 - He didn't even really suffer
      Which sucks
      He's hilarious when he suffers

    • @weredig0
      @weredig0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never underestimate the criticism of The Yahtzee

  • @l0stndamned
    @l0stndamned 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad these end up on youtube because the videos keep fowling up on the escapist site.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Left Alive: just when you thought Metal Gear Survive was the worst thing trying to be Metal Gear 😒

    • @Megaspartan23
      @Megaspartan23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Spy Fiction was a better MGS clone. and that game was made be Swery. (The guy that did Deadly Premonitions and The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories)

    • @purvdragon-sensei
      @purvdragon-sensei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathaniel Foga
      Don’t be a fucking tard, it’s a Front Mission game, although it’s very poorly made.

    • @theguardian8317
      @theguardian8317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah. When a game's artwork is desperately trying to look like a different game from a different company to you know it's not a good sign

    • @purvdragon-sensei
      @purvdragon-sensei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Guardian
      Hey. You do know Yoji Shinkawa, the concept artist and mech designer for Metal Gear Solid is working on this game, right? Not just him but two other prolific mecha artists are on board too. This game is a mish mash of their collaborative efforts.
      It’s not trying to look Metal Gear, that’s just his artstyle.

  • @DiabeetusPrime
    @DiabeetusPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yahtzee has made some obscure references in ZP over the years, but I never thought I'd hear one to A.J.P. Taylor of all people

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "In Soviet American-accented Russia, Alive Lefts YOU!"

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It often feels weird to me when people complain about characters in foreign countries having the wrong accent because if that kind of stuff is so important to people should they not want everybody in games and movies to speak the language of the country they are in with subtitles instead of making everybody speak English?

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CyberLance26 it's just more immersive imagine metro 2033 not having russian accents or imgine going to Australia and people speaking english

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "It really makes you feel like the FSB is trying to assassinate you!" -IGN

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miamiwendigo Yea but the reason why people complain about accents like that is because they want it to feel more realistic right?
      If they want it to feel more realistic they should want to play it in the language of that country with subtitles.

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CyberLance26 that's what I do I'm just making a point if they have the ability to let you use said sub titles

  • @xkvhi4385
    @xkvhi4385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rescuing survivors in the original Dead Rising is great fun. I would play a whole herding game like that.

  • @ProfessorH
    @ProfessorH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like packet of Salt 'n' Shake crisps where the salt packet has been replaced by a small sachet of anthrax

  • @MajesticDemonLord
    @MajesticDemonLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Boring bits of the Hunt for Red October'?!? That's fightin' words....

    • @t_k_blitz4837
      @t_k_blitz4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ho, you talk about PUKE!!

  • @greenfolder2437
    @greenfolder2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought this was some kind of sequel to "I am Alive."

  • @ralphbarnes9335
    @ralphbarnes9335 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time a new Squeenix game comes out I now hear in my head "if I gave you money would you go away?"

  • @RaKaNiShU117
    @RaKaNiShU117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hedgehog line killed me

  • @quickattackfilms7923
    @quickattackfilms7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The explosives damage the average soldier about as much as a 3 Star yelp review” haha

  • @demark8262
    @demark8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As of this time on the 27th Mar 2019
    3 people LOVED "Left Alive" and
    1.3K agree.............It's the worst

    • @demark8262
      @demark8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evi1M4chine and this video is a huge departure from the billon of others he’s made! Guess it's about the game then. Also stop shouting

  • @NeoMorphUK
    @NeoMorphUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of Yahtzee’s best reviews! I was crying....

  • @iancanaday3730
    @iancanaday3730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Explosives hurt the enemy as much as a yelp 3 star review" now that is a line.

  • @mossypotato9899
    @mossypotato9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Little did yahtzee know that document on the sewer was what they needed to make a ceasefire with the other city.

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every single aspect of this game feels so cobbled together from other games, I'm already questioning if it was a real game I saw or just an amalgamation of memories twisted together.

  • @Deuzen_FIN
    @Deuzen_FIN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the Front Mission franchise wasn't dead and buried before, it certainly is after this.

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's so sad to see the legendary series go to shit like this. Since the first game is borderline criminal to not have a modern remake.

  • @scotthurr5925
    @scotthurr5925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You keep getting Better. I really appreciate your reviews, as well as your humour.
    Even when you lambaste the games I Adore I cannot help but agree with you on their inherent flaws... While laughing. 🙂

  • @TheDJBabuta
    @TheDJBabuta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally a Yugoslovenian reference, proud to be Serbian lol

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love my M72 and M70b1, you guys make good ak's.

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now we know what Yahtzee's breaking point is: office memorandums

  • @Nothing-sl5ro
    @Nothing-sl5ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A laugh every few seconds, my favourite yet.

  • @GermansLikeBeer
    @GermansLikeBeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Didn't think I'd hear a Slobodan Milosevic reference today, but OK

  • @michaelbetteridge4131
    @michaelbetteridge4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That AJP Taylor reference was very humorous

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Explosives are about as damaging to an enemy as a 3 star yelp review"... Your patter is top of the line.

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    His metaphors are so good.

  • @elgringo4923
    @elgringo4923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was one of your most hilarious episodes yet

  • @solofox9426
    @solofox9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A quick piece of advice. Next time you are making lasagna, try substituting the dog shit with ricotta cheese. It might not seem like it but actually it makes a big difference to the flavor.

  • @TheTriforcemonk
    @TheTriforcemonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That lightsaber was fucking clever as hell

  • @Kaefer1973
    @Kaefer1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait 2:35 is that sheep a Llamas with Hats reference?

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
    it fills me with determination!

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paradox Acres Oh good. You’re back.
      I’ve been meaning to ask what your avatar is supposed to be.

    • @spacebear4742
      @spacebear4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how many years has it been?

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Space bear The weekly requests started with Yahtzee’s review of DDLC, where he used HuniePop among other games to explain the mistake that led to him reviewing DDLC.

    • @seanurbik2689
      @seanurbik2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well, time for my (now) usual:
      KEEP GOING!!!!!

    • @spacebear4742
      @spacebear4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      E1craZ4life thanks

  • @DJstarrfish
    @DJstarrfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is Yahtzspeaak for "I'm not done with the Sekiro review yet"

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Props for the Short Circuit reference.

  • @aiboffin295
    @aiboffin295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are no boring bits in the hunt for red October.

  • @wobblysauce
    @wobblysauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still alive... something I say to my self every day.

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wait... boring bits of "The Hunt for Red October?" Those don't exist.
    Oh, wait.. they're tone deaf.

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like accepting the matrix but no martial arts, the agents glitch into the nearest object as soon as they appear, and it's battle royal.

  • @BushidoMauve
    @BushidoMauve 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The release time of this video is fucking impeccable

  • @Sjono
    @Sjono 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When somebody mentions Still Alive while some may think of that Portal song, I usually think of that Mirror’s Edge song

  • @yuurou7927
    @yuurou7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is so stealth I didn't know it exists.

  • @brolo7234
    @brolo7234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't believe this game is the latest installment of the Front Mission universe.

  • @Heardy_Junior98
    @Heardy_Junior98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's nice to see a gaming review channel that focuses less on praising and forcefully recommending the game in question and more on pointing out what the devs could've done to make it better and will recommend the game in question if it's actually worth recommending.

  • @lewis9574
    @lewis9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best ZP in a while, made me laugh out loud xD

  • @Dogbold-Rue
    @Dogbold-Rue 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I just wish he'd play & review FRONT MISSION 3. Good classics always eases the pain of modern gaming hoopla.
    Good ol XCOM like strategy, large multiracial cast, country hopping stages, large varying giant robots, 2 routes to play, etc. There's just so much to love there...

  • @samuelsmith2707
    @samuelsmith2707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yahtzee you should review the classic old games and see how they stack up to modern standards. I'd love to see you do thief 1 and 2.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gonna be in the Top 5.

  • @LoliiShota
    @LoliiShota 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I honestly thought the game was called still alive too, I just searched for yoji shinkawa to see if it pops up...it did. (The artist for the cover)

  • @noahtownsend9800
    @noahtownsend9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    what is the red object at 5:01? yahtzee uses it in a lot of videos but I've never understood what it is.

  • @theburningman5047
    @theburningman5047 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even the cover art is heavily inspired by MGS, it actually looks, when you look at the case alone, like a Metal Gear game

  • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
    @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Sometimes, dead is better”

  • @DavidAnderson-cw7oq
    @DavidAnderson-cw7oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:47 so, out of curiosity, what would the other rings be, and who would wield them?

  • @PokecrafterChampion
    @PokecrafterChampion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, I was a little disappointed that this wasn't dmc 5, but after seeing this... I understand why it took priority. At least you have good games to look forward to after this.

  • @bananaman8124
    @bananaman8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is a man, but a stack of confused hedgehogs in the shape of a man?

  • @rtsons9367
    @rtsons9367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:43 I was holding the same type of remote when I was watching this

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:02
    Don't forget Mindjack!

  • @prcervi
    @prcervi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    so apparently this is a spinoff of a preexisting series, Front Mission
    prior installment was released in 2010

  • @commandervulkan
    @commandervulkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact this is a Front Mission Game.
    Remember when Front Mission was good?
    Remember Front Mission 4?

  • @r.j.lombardi111
    @r.j.lombardi111 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm stealing the Adolf Action and Slobodan Stealth jokes, thank you!

  • @nawf4372
    @nawf4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So on why Squareenix published this thing.
    Left Alive is technically TECHNICALLY a Front Mission game, and Squareenix has a contract to publish all of the Front Mission games.
    So this is either a case where a publisher wanted the company to take an old series that they wanted to bring back and told them to make a version that would be popular with a more contemporary audience before the company could restart the franchise proper, or this was the company trying to get in with the cool kids WHILE getting some money from their old audience and then failing hard.
    Given that Squareenix tried to mostly sneak this under the radar, it's probably a case of the latter that Squareenix was contractility obligated to release.
    And that's the reason the game has random mech battles. The proper Front Mission games where turn based strategy games involving giant robots, so they were had to put them in there.
    Just like the bad guys had to be from a nation that was part of some other nation once, though usually the good guys are an already existing nation.
    Though one they they didn't feel they had to do was give people accents, which is something they usually tried to do (read try).

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who in their right mind thought that Left 4 Dead needed a prequel without zombies? Left A Live is just baffling on a conceptual level, let alone all the gameplay problems.

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the worst design change was going from First person FPS action to third person only, if I wanted a 3rd person game with leaning I'd just go play ArmA or DayZ.

  • @Falcovsleon21
    @Falcovsleon21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should all watch the post ZP stream he did for this. He eventually just stopped playing it and loaded up Ape Out instead.

  • @RevantheBlack
    @RevantheBlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Red October was a good movie, also is it just me, or would a retro review of a Warhammer 40k game with Yahtzee and Archwarhammer be absolutely awesome?