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  • @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834
    @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6747

    "I STILL TALK TO SHEILA" 😂

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Nikolas Shull I love that she threw in a name & that’s such a suburban mom name xD

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My mom (for any number of reasons!) never liked my girlfriends! Til the one she met and automatically fell in love with! So I married her as it was the only way I could think of not creating an awkward situation!

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Her delivery on all the lines here is so much better than in her Netflix special, I don't know what happened.

    • @huighwong2069
      @huighwong2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have zero emotional baggage, feels really good tbh!

    • @ripshannon
      @ripshannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MalloryNewcomb yep that's my moms name 🤣

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11981

    “I wanna be the reason you quit drinking but if I can’t, I’ll be the reason you start” I want this embroidered on a jacket that I can wear to first dates

    • @VaanRavi
      @VaanRavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But wanting to be the reason they quit means they started before you could be the reason they start anyway though...

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wish my ex had.

    • @EL-tf5ek
      @EL-tf5ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You sound like a winner

    • @ExileOnDaytonStreet
      @ExileOnDaytonStreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ... and now she's doing material about calling off an engagement with the guy

    • @gabbya1268
      @gabbya1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was scrolling through comments and read this one at the exact same time she said that in the video and idk it just felt like the whole world aligned for moment

  • @kristyhughes3146
    @kristyhughes3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6134

    "Hall of Fame. Hall of Shame. Just as long as my picture is on the wall." Needs to be on a tshirt.

    • @CR-be3un
      @CR-be3un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seriously.

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Put it on a shirt already

    • @dadivderr3161
      @dadivderr3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cringe

    • @Zaza-rk5se
      @Zaza-rk5se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dadivderr3161 so is watching "poke-tips" But no one says anything about that lmao

    • @iPSLee
      @iPSLee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karen's t-shirt

  • @helen9972
    @helen9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10793

    "he was in a frat in college he's basically a rescue" lmaoo

    • @bddigbo5087
      @bddigbo5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wats a frat?

    • @robertculen2949
      @robertculen2949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@bddigbo5087 a college fraternity

    • @Niaaal
      @Niaaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great line

    • @SenseiDonGraham
      @SenseiDonGraham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn't get this lol

    • @wh173
      @wh173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Keynesian Economics sounds like the opposite of someone that needs to be rescued.

  • @jokbia
    @jokbia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13909

    wow, how can someone be so wholesome and vulgar at the same time

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      Religious upbringing

    • @nickhodge6169
      @nickhodge6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Easy, she's a comedian who is lying for a laugh, stupid.:-) Bye, everyone, thank you, thank you, okay thanks

    • @ashleyromero5302
      @ashleyromero5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Her face

    • @artedejerie
      @artedejerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      have you not watched John Mulaney?

    • @RegstarRogstar
      @RegstarRogstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      she want to be either one

  • @stevenvonsancho
    @stevenvonsancho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10709

    This is one of the most enlightening TED talks I've ever heard

    • @TheChadPad
      @TheChadPad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chris Peck brilliant xD👌

    • @Lilyrobbins101
      @Lilyrobbins101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😆

    • @lyhav8988
      @lyhav8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Faczz 🤣

    • @Raiju1997
      @Raiju1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I love how I laughed more at this comment than this whole video

    • @thedavecorp
      @thedavecorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL!

  • @ryanbanister1921
    @ryanbanister1921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16156

    I do comedy. She squeezes SO much into five minutes. She deserves way more credit.

    • @TheHidalgo99
      @TheHidalgo99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Well since you're doing comedy, I consider yourself an expert on the field and therefore believe you.

    • @Xynth22
      @Xynth22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Yeah, that felt a lot longer than 5 minutes.

    • @MadisonFalcoFoods
      @MadisonFalcoFoods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      She’s very smooth

    • @dbspaceoditty
      @dbspaceoditty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      but, dont you have to be funny to be a comic? she is just bad at telling bad storys. badly

    • @ryanbanister1921
      @ryanbanister1921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@dbspaceoditty I know right? She tells stories horribly. That's why she is on Conan and you are on TH-cam making shitty troll comments.

  • @Kim-Dokja
    @Kim-Dokja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4123

    This is the one thing I've noticed about women comedians. They don't seem to need to breathe. Like, guy comedians take huge pauses, drink water here and there, spend inordinate amounts of time talking slowly or just straight up pausing at the audience. This woman talks for five minutes and I feel like I got 30 minutes worth of information. This is crazy. Her transitions are incredible. Sometimes when I listen to comedians they just suddenly switch topics without warning and it gives me whiplash. But her transitions are so smooth it all feels like one long joke. That's amazing.

    • @lecroitg
      @lecroitg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      She has better delivery on her netflix special. You it seems just a little more polished.

    • @HPGIRL1109
      @HPGIRL1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @American Patriots this is true. you can't argue back because you will not get the chance to speak until she has aired all of her grievances.

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dave Attell is pretty fast in his transitions.

    • @boobah2622
      @boobah2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't think she was that quick but liz miele and Diane spencer are pretty chill.

    • @ZakBaganslover4ever9
      @ZakBaganslover4ever9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      If comediennes take a pause, it has PURPOSE. The stare down is probably the punchline, not demanding laughs.

  • @yoshim616
    @yoshim616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3827

    I don’t know why but I loved when she was like, “He whistles...recreationally!”

    • @MockeryManor
      @MockeryManor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was a great line.

    • @kingj_1697
      @kingj_1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I whistle recreationally

    • @lunasorree7177
      @lunasorree7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jerry Klerman murderer.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      people being nice happy confident and not worrying about stuff aka watching the news an not trying to effect stuff not in their control is the only way the world functions...good for him..he doesn't let stuff get him down..in a capitalistic society with corruption in politics why worry about others?...just live your best life ...no law states I have to give a crud about you or be miserable too...why do I care who the president is in the 2020's?..their job i commander in chief..in 1776 that mattered in 2020 its a underpaying boring job...get yous man...be positive..it helps a lot...negativity around others breeds bad results

    • @SquillyMon
      @SquillyMon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingj_1697 So do I...

  • @_aiko020
    @_aiko020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6833

    "I turned his life AND his hat around."
    I'm dyingggg

    • @aisyhudson3676
      @aisyhudson3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@the1nonlyzonerf1 what does it mean anyway?

    • @alhassanali4829
      @alhassanali4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the1nonlyzonerf1 yeah...I didn't get it either

    • @bikeshrai
      @bikeshrai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@aisyhudson3676 People who wear their hats backwards are perceived to be douchebag.

    • @miatmiatmiat6991
      @miatmiatmiat6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bikeshrai or if their hat is sideways that's even extra douchebaggery I can't even comprehend

    • @revolutionarydragon1123
      @revolutionarydragon1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bikeshrai and that so like early 00s

  • @jthiboo
    @jthiboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    ""I still talk to Sheila!"
    Although we'd been broken up for 20 years or so, my first boyfriend called me so his mom could say goodbye on her deathbed. She and I deeply loved each other and that's what made us a family, even after her son and I were dust in the wind. You gotta keep who's worth keeping.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That’s deep. 👍🏼

    • @sidv2327
      @sidv2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    • @MasterSkippy117
      @MasterSkippy117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I understand. This is so true even in or without deathbeds involved. My condolences.

    • @nedim_guitar
      @nedim_guitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This brought tears to my eyes.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's awesome!

  • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
    @Perfectly_Cromulent351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4244

    Turned his life and his hat around. Brilliant.

    • @suyashawasthi1
      @suyashawasthi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought she said "Head". Had to re-watch it. It was funny.

    • @stabgan
      @stabgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what it means ? his hat around ?

    • @dtoon011
      @dtoon011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@stabgan he was in a frat. Must have worn a hat backwards at some point

    • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
      @Perfectly_Cromulent351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Stabgan frat dudes and other man-children wear their hats backwards. She’s saying she’s “refined” him.

    • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
      @Perfectly_Cromulent351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Astrah Cat lighten up

  • @RuNZiT1
    @RuNZiT1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    *hall of fame or hall of shame, doesn’t matter as long as my pictures on the wall* 🤦‍♂️ lol

    • @gyse6920
      @gyse6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. We've heard this act from someone before.

    • @jasongarcia1886
      @jasongarcia1886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol😂

    • @smolboi4348
      @smolboi4348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @JediJJ24
      @JediJJ24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That could be a yearbook quote

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    1:12 Cut to Sheila, watching this on TH-cam, _beaming_ from ear to ear, fondly - eyes a little moist at the thought of the daughter-in-law, that could have been...!🤗😢🤧☺️

    • @ClovertheUnburnt
      @ClovertheUnburnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Underrated comment, I'm just saying.

  • @mochapoetics
    @mochapoetics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    I loved that line about making a dude's mom love you more.

    • @reekreeker3375
      @reekreeker3375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um, good for you?

    • @mochapoetics
      @mochapoetics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@reekreeker3375 gee... Thanks

    • @caraf8727
      @caraf8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is the best feeling 😌

    • @soaphope3398
      @soaphope3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too lmao

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Demonstrably untrue, and can only be perceived by an insecure woman who wants attention attention attention. As soon as she said that line, we got this bitch's number.

  • @virginiagould3167
    @virginiagould3167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5556

    "He goes to bed at night and he's like 'Good night'--not like 'OH....DEATH!!'"
    Yep, no way I could relate to someone like that.

    • @YOSOYXOSE
      @YOSOYXOSE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "One day it'll all end..."

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If you can get past the "Oh....DEATH!!!"
      There is "good night" on the other side again.

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@CallduhAmberLamp I'm glad people's opinions differ, because I find her hilarious :)

    • @CallduhAmberLamp
      @CallduhAmberLamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thorsten Böhme are you German?

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CallduhAmberLamp nope

  • @jupii17
    @jupii17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    My boyfriend also has no emotional baggage he's like an alien
    He also whistles

    • @KM-oy2dw
      @KM-oy2dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Do... do you want me to call the police?

    • @snotellekS
      @snotellekS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Imagine being a crazy person thinking everyone else is crazy for not being as crazy as you.

    • @jupii17
      @jupii17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thats a joke y'all calm down, we love each other for being how we are damn

    • @Thatgradgirl
      @Thatgradgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Devin imagine being crazy enough to think that most of the population has not been through trauma by the time they turn 18...👀🥴 are you living on the same planet as the rest of us? 😂

    • @trauko1388
      @trauko1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He IS an alien, RUN!!!

  • @grown.ass.nerd.
    @grown.ass.nerd. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    I loved my ex's mom so much and she loved me, she called to make sure I was okay when we broke up. I miss her so goddamn much. Rest in peace, Monica, I still think about your kindness.

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      aww

    • @jthiboo
      @jthiboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I got to say goodbye to my first boyfriend's mom, by phone, on her deathbed. That's the last time I spoke with my ex, in fact. Respectfully he stayed out of his mother's tender relationship with me even after he and I were dust in the wind with nothing in common. I still miss her.

    • @orangesoda5472
      @orangesoda5472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jthiboo Well my ex mother in law still visits. I'm welcome in her home. It's always good not to burn your bridges.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@orangesoda5472 not me. i always carry a can of gas and plenty of matches.

    • @DylansPen
      @DylansPen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@markmac2206 Reminds me of the story of Cortez, he was the Captain of an expedition of sailing ships from the old world to the new in the 1500's and when he reached Central America he had the ships burned so his men would have plenty of motivation.

  • @kimberlyrobinson3992
    @kimberlyrobinson3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4808

    She’s funny. She also kind of looks like a young Carrie Fisher.

    • @dustynutz8930
      @dustynutz8930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      u know what else is funny....ur face

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Mixed with Julia Stiles.

    • @jacobtheboy
      @jacobtheboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She looks nothing like carrie Fisher. At all. You're a terrible person

    • @kickhuggy
      @kickhuggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was thinking Gyllenhaal girl

    • @chado3000
      @chado3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She looks like my next ex wife..

  • @annalieserenee5375
    @annalieserenee5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4382

    the have you ever made a dudes mom love you more than him was so relatable 😂😂

    • @izzylooks4078
      @izzylooks4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I had a mom once say "Thank you for loving my son." 😂

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So.... this is not funny

    • @lyssakate
      @lyssakate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@oneDonly why not? Lol.

    • @brandongillett2616
      @brandongillett2616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sounds like he's the... ONLY ONE that thinks so! Ahahahaha!!
      ...sorry, I'll go home now...

    • @oneDonly
      @oneDonly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lyssakate
      Because everything she says is about manipulating and controlling people.

  • @EmiliusReturns
    @EmiliusReturns ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This was way too relatable as someone with baggage who’s with somebody with lovely parents and a lovely childhood who, when I asked him “what’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”, responded “I don’t know.”

  • @rosjio99
    @rosjio99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    “He was in a frat. He’s basically a rescue” 🤣

  • @michaellang8461
    @michaellang8461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    If I'm not your happy ending I'll be your turning point. Is my new mantra for dating. 🤣😂🤣

    • @jamiebruner8463
      @jamiebruner8463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought she was gonna say "i'll be your happy hour"

    • @kandirussell5024
      @kandirussell5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That made me feel bad for her... She just wants to be remembered. 😂

    • @kandirussell5024
      @kandirussell5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ LMAO yup it's funny as hell...at least she knows her flaw is a need for that kind of attention. Then she used it to make a hilarious skit

    • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
      @TheWitchOvAgnesi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL go get 'em bruh!

    • @LaplacianFourier
      @LaplacianFourier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that's where these perverted dating ideas are being pick up from. Stop mimicking what you saw in a video when dating. Do people not have a normal date anymore?! Gosh!

  • @helloanyahere2876
    @helloanyahere2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    “Do you know who the president is???” I’m wheezing 🤣

    • @thisguyrighthere3647
      @thisguyrighthere3647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothing funny about the low hanging fruit.

    • @brianaust8897
      @brianaust8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah she’s obviously striving to be another Hollywood figure whose opinion doesn’t effing matter 🥴

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@brianaust8897 \ They only allow celebrities that think a certain way with politics.... Sad

    • @AlejandraElisabet
      @AlejandraElisabet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I chOkED

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you laughed that much at a simple president joke?... thats something that has been said by comedians and civilians about every president in history

  • @Stepanka1111
    @Stepanka1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    that was amazing, LOVE her delivery. "he's basically a rescue" lmaooo

    • @MattMonat
      @MattMonat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wahmen no funny

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

    • @RonaldWeasleysWife
      @RonaldWeasleysWife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Monat Well over 400 people disagree with you, as seen by the likes on her comment

    • @RonaldWeasleysWife
      @RonaldWeasleysWife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hugh Jass this coming from the guy whose username is “Hugh Jass” Lol

    • @lancebangle
      @lancebangle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Štěpánka Černá That was my favorite line

  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3744

    I am so picky about comedians and she is HILARIOUS. Amazing.

    • @peterdonlon2083
      @peterdonlon2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fancy seeing you here!

    • @ytho8245
      @ytho8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!!

    • @dayegilharno4988
      @dayegilharno4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just LOVE her "Evil Leia" vibes!

    • @Rondo_Xa
      @Rondo_Xa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stop being fake it’s rude

    • @macdeluxe733
      @macdeluxe733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Up to a point. Some funny stuff, some utterly pedestrian and lazy. Let's not pretend this is some genius-level comedy. It's OK.

  • @DPBibb
    @DPBibb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “I wanna be the one. Doesn’t matter which one. There are a lot of “ones” you can be. You can be the one they marry, the one who got away, the one who set their car on fire. It doesn’t matter, just remember me.” That had me dying! She’s so good at comedy for being as young as she is!

  • @savannahraaye1412
    @savannahraaye1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    “If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console, we have nothing to say to each other.”
    Literally.

  • @CameronBaba
    @CameronBaba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    "No, but I'm down!"
    "You're do-we're not brainstorming!!"

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Ken Harris you commented this on all the recap comments sir 😒😒😒😒

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ken Harris Haha yeah thanks :)

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Amy Victoria That’s actually so funny bc it directly contradicts his condemnation of repetition in youtube comments

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ken Harris ahh. ok

    • @jpest17
      @jpest17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Carlos Spiceywhiener People quote lines in the video because they don't have anyone in real life to relate over it with, don't over think it.

  • @kogcyc
    @kogcyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    "Act like you're four and your partner is made of Lego." With that joke, you are *officially* funny.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Oh good thing you were here to make it official

    • @oncearoundtheparkpls
      @oncearoundtheparkpls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annafantasia 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrismiscellaneous
      @chrismiscellaneous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very funny but she should change the age to 2 ... 1-2 year olds do that 3-4 years olds don’t stick toys in their mouths anymore.

    • @glyrr
      @glyrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chrismiscellaneous Maybe where you are from but this is 'Murica we do what ever the hell we want.

    • @absolutjackal
      @absolutjackal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you fellow nerd of culture for using knowing Lego is a collective noun and the plural is Lego not Legos. I applaud you.

  • @miadixon4121
    @miadixon4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    SHE NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL I LOVE HER

  • @milesofmxments
    @milesofmxments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    I went to high school with her this is crazy

    • @jrod8807
      @jrod8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Awesome to see you watch Conan, Miles! Haha

    • @brennahasselmann8075
      @brennahasselmann8075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Was she funny or quiet in high school

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Don't just say you went to high school with her without including what she was like.

    • @milesofmxments
      @milesofmxments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      @@coena9377 😆we never hung-out or spoke that i can recall, from what i remember she was pretty much just a good kid. not the most popular and not known as the class clown just sort of normal, so when she started blowing up as a comedian everyone was really surprised. really cool seeing someone from our hometown find main stream success.

    • @milesofmxments
      @milesofmxments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      ​@@brennahasselmann8075 from what i heard about her she was more chilled out and low key, we weren't friends but were in the same graduating class.

  • @meghand8682
    @meghand8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I turned his life and his hat around. LMAO

  • @Rodimus_Prime
    @Rodimus_Prime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    Some of you look like your ribs have never been bruised by a center console before and it shows.

    • @Jaclynnn1
      @Jaclynnn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @jerry_rey
    @jerry_rey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    “Positive or negative, hall of shame or hall of fame as long as my picture is on the wall” Taylor Tomlinson you’re my spirit animal.

  • @oisinmckenna1054
    @oisinmckenna1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    ‘Car sex is for children or criminals’ - on point

    • @hannahagent3778
      @hannahagent3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The whole part about car sex is like on point. You usually leave with a bruise or a cramp lol

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤯: *WOW* when she uses the word "children" i hope she means teenagers or else *THAT'S 1 DARING POLITICAL VIEWPOINT* i don't think ever IF a primary/Elementary school child accepts a ride from a stranger it's cos they're looking for a different form of affection than what their parents give them. 😓🚘🔞🧸

    • @Emily-oy2nq
      @Emily-oy2nq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Friendship1nmillion She's a comedian... It's a joke, it is not that deep

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Friendship1nmillion teenagers are children and they can drive......
      Lighten up

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      best part of car sex is putting it in the gashole.

  • @ignorasmus
    @ignorasmus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Now I have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...😂😂

    • @rubengonzalez2233
      @rubengonzalez2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this as she said it 😂😂😂

    • @Jeselena_8
      @Jeselena_8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive literally thought this before with someone I dated 🤣🤣

    • @ilovelimpfries
      @ilovelimpfries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well she did, she broke up the engagement with him earlier this year.

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    Her material isn't too powerful (aside from her zingers--"Hop in Speed racer, let's kill a dream"--marvelous), but her delivery and mastery of the momentum of the stage energy are top shelf. Incredible command, inflection, and segues. It's hard to pull off this kind of casual confidence without forcing it or coming off douche-y. She kills at this job.

    • @andapanda3599
      @andapanda3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      But what can she do for extra credit, professor?

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@andapanda3599 Hmmm...I suppose she can figure out slow versions of her regular material. She can even figure out cool ways to go from slow-to-fast and fast-to-slow, showing that she's doesn't rely on speed to do most of the work.

    • @Hannah-ne2vi
      @Hannah-ne2vi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      it's so amusing to me that people write out full on yelp reviews of comics in youtube comments

    • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis
      @PhilipAlexanderHassialis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeap, she has the flow and delivery mechanics and blueprints nailed down in principle. She has done her theoretical research and it shows. She just needs stronger material and perhaps a bit more dark / shocking, level up the game a bit and make you think twice when leaving the venue after she's done with you - like all the great ones did.

    • @CreativeMindsAudio
      @CreativeMindsAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I totally agree with you, except that the main things that make a comedian funny are the things she excels at. She’s great. A well written comic who has awful delivery won’t be nearly as good as someone with shitty writing who can deliver amazing. There are many types of comedy. She nails her style. She doesn’t need amazing writing to be good. That being said I hope she blows up enough to be able to collaborate with an amazing writer.

  • @shivyadra2365
    @shivyadra2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    she fit SO MUCH into five minutes and it was all funny! that’s impressive

    • @JuneDen
      @JuneDen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Frog chair

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      all funny?..5 minutes?..most comedians do a 5 minute but..are you ok? or are you 9 or is this the fist time you seen a comedian perform or are you one of those feminists who protect every female just cause...

    • @shivyadra2365
      @shivyadra2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Asmosis Jones what i was trying to say is that the amount of info she fit into five minutes made the set feel a lot longer than it actually was, and everything she put in there was hilarious. yes, that is s comedians job but i find it rare that every joke a comedian makes lands with me but taylor is just fantastic!
      also, interesting how when you see an opinion you disagree with, you go straight to discrediting feminists. just makes it seem like you dislike women who support women but whatever

    • @slaveofgod3481
      @slaveofgod3481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it's not my type of comedy but it's just a no for me

  • @MistyGlades567
    @MistyGlades567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    Okay, TH-cam... I watched it.

    • @Logan-ne1en
      @Logan-ne1en 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was it worth it?

    • @youtubeaccount1486
      @youtubeaccount1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Logan no. I clicked the video not sure and I left like I went through a world war

    • @soloveich
      @soloveich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youtubeaccount1486 TH-cam got me here through autoplay :(

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soloveich same

    • @KatalinaKristina
      @KatalinaKristina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

  • @bobbarkin2880
    @bobbarkin2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Hop in speed racer let's kill a dream. I'm wheezing

    • @_Odin_
      @_Odin_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Must say, this Ms. Tomlinson is good! No clue who she is but those 5 mins were good.

    • @Thunderous117
      @Thunderous117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell of a line

  • @cf9844
    @cf9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    One Year Later: "Broke it off with my fiance."

    • @freetobe3
      @freetobe3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Really?

    • @rumblefish9
      @rumblefish9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Shaymer he cheated on her. She confirmed in a tweet.

    • @hoofhearted1833
      @hoofhearted1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      josiah kibbey ...and have a face like a beach ball

    • @yasmw863
      @yasmw863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@hoofhearted1833 dude wth she’s actually really pretty

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Can't take this back to best buy, I spilled some stuff on it" is such a great line with awesome delivery, legend in the making right here.

  • @mlee-w664
    @mlee-w664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    The audience was not receptive enough to her, she was brilliant!

    • @Juju-nr7cb
      @Juju-nr7cb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i think they were, and i enjoyed this video

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brilliant is a bit much. She was funny.

    • @gyse6920
      @gyse6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not that good. Predictable.

    • @HelicopterRedFlag
      @HelicopterRedFlag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mass produced, generic "comedian" tone and affect don't you think?

    • @mayfalltribe4747
      @mayfalltribe4747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think they rushed her thru her set so the crowd didn't have to time to really process what she was saying.

  • @moonface710
    @moonface710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Man I was going to bed at night like “oh no death” when I was 5

  • @YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect
    @YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    There was a time, my mom loved my ex-girlfriend more than me.

    • @palsp666
      @palsp666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @madstylemodest
      @madstylemodest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I had that problem with my ex boyfriend- for like three months after we broke up my family had him over like once a week for game night. I think they still see or talk to him sometimes. (It’s been about seven months)

    • @jordyns6070
      @jordyns6070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My maternal grandmother likes my dad more than my mom. She asks about him whenever she calls me or my mom and says “man that’s my guy” and told me I need to find a guy like him because my mom “really lucked out”

    • @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181
      @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One of my exes mom got drunk on Thanksgiving and proclaimed me as their favorite kid.... I stopped that fast

    • @SP-iv2jj
      @SP-iv2jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That hit home for me too XD

  • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
    @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Hall of fame, Hall of shame doesn't matter my picture should be on the wall
    DAMN! 🔥🔥

    • @TarPalantir133
      @TarPalantir133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of shame."

    • @poopagore
      @poopagore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TarPalantir133 dude is it really you?! machine gun kelly?!?

    • @MsSupergenius
      @MsSupergenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That joke blew me away. That is such a female mentality. Not all but that truly made me pause and think, lol

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis ปีที่แล้ว +45

    She deserves so much more laughter. Her jokes are flawless!!
    “If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console we have nothing to say to each other.”
    LMAO oh that hurts…

  • @brian_b_2342
    @brian_b_2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I TURNED HIS LIFE AND HIS HAT AROUND!!!!!! THAT GOT ME LMFAO

  • @Raumance
    @Raumance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Cracks me up imagining her father seeing this. "Oh great 3 minutes of sex jokes, and here's an another one."

    • @MegaSuperUltraThingy
      @MegaSuperUltraThingy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      same for me but with mothers seeing their sons do 3 minutes of sex jokes

    • @mikekristin7201
      @mikekristin7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have a daughter. It will be hard to see when she becomes active in that arena but what is the point of having a kid and not let them live a life that makes her happy? It's one thing to protect it's another thing to stifle. Besides, I do a bit of open mic stuff from time to time. Have 15-20 min of material but its comedy, its exaggerated and amped up for the sake of performance. I have a joke that talks about me getting stoned on a bean bag chair.......I dont own a bean bag chair ;)

    • @HelicopterRedFlag
      @HelicopterRedFlag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my name's j q and I say stupid things because I lack any interesting qualities! pls like me even tho I'm repulsive!! D:

    • @Kabullo76
      @Kabullo76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Craft9841 for sure you're a triggerEd woman XD

  • @vibrantpixeIs
    @vibrantpixeIs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "because now i have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...i wanna be the ONE. doesn't matter which one...just remember me. hall of fame, hall of shame, as long as my picture's on the wall."
    crazy how last night she was on fallon joking about her engagement not working out. she stuck to her guns lmao. guess into the hall of shame she goes for this guy. mission accomplished? lol

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aww really?

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Considering he cheated on her, I'm guessing she's in the Hall of Fame as the one he fucked up and lost over his own dumbass mistakes. She has nothing to be ashamed of, where that relationship is concerned.

    • @vibrantpixeIs
      @vibrantpixeIs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rachelfox8108 makes sense with that context. she didn't exactly divulge that detail in the interview i watched lol xD

    • @awakenow7147
      @awakenow7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rachelfox8108 So he had baggage after all eh

    • @jeffreyb8770
      @jeffreyb8770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody has their whole *life* ahead of them until they hook up with me!

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "4 if you're Christian"?!
    Haha 😅

    • @sarahmiller3141
      @sarahmiller3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      khuang96 Christians consider oral sex to be on the same “sin level” as regular sex and teach you can’t call yourself a Virgin if you’ve had oral

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks, didn't know

    • @KO-fh4vn
      @KO-fh4vn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@HUNKragor no worries, anal is my 7th favorite word so I just drop it wherever it seems remotely appropriate anyway.

    • @Marcofromda510
      @Marcofromda510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KO-fh4vn 7th favorite word? You have my attention now lol. I assume that means you at least have a top 10. I'm curious to know what it is.

    • @andreakumar2984
      @andreakumar2984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      khuang96 right!! That was great joke..absolute punchline but she just slid that in there and moved on like it was nothing.

  • @hji123
    @hji123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    This woman’s energy and confidence is amazing. The energy, her power, so delicious and hysterical.

    • @Rondo_Xa
      @Rondo_Xa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf are you talking about 🤨

  • @anneb889
    @anneb889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I recall when I was telling my adolescent psych professor that I didn’t have any childhood traumas or issues, he told me I wasn’t digging deep enough. Glad to know there’s someone else out there who has had a perfectly boring childhood as well.

    • @HeathsHarleyQuinn
      @HeathsHarleyQuinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here here!

    • @ericbrown1101
      @ericbrown1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah same. Made it into my 30s and my parents are still married, 3 of my 4 grandparents are still living, no family drama. Just a bunch of boring middle class white people lol.

    • @guesswho5790
      @guesswho5790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But this is a good thing!! What I wouldn't give to have had a not-traumatizing early life.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The interesting thing is...that that's the most common response of a dismissive avoidant attachment style. Of course, some people do have secure, emotionally aware, attuned parents and therefore have a "good childhood".
      However, dismissive avoidants come out of situations where what they needed didn't happen...which has a very different retrospective view than overt abuse.
      Dismissive avoidants were usually emotionally neglected...but had their basic needs attended to, clothes, food, education, and practical dynamics, oriented to functionality. Usually there's an unspoken code of conflict avoidance and refusal to talk about, engage in, emotional content. It is practical or intellectual only.

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why were you studying psych if there was nothing wrong with you

  • @fricken99
    @fricken99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Hahaha she's funny. She sounds like an overly energetic, country truck driver who is in to white dudes.

    • @Silmerano
      @Silmerano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      So just a truck driver.

    • @asterism7586
      @asterism7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      " Who is into white dudes" lol why have I never heard that

    • @Kabullo76
      @Kabullo76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her material is garbage, her personale life is more interesting :D

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kabullo76: Wait... Her material IS her personal life!

  • @themule8625
    @themule8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "he was a frat boy, I turned his life and his hat around"
    her most underrated joke.

  • @TR-in9lp
    @TR-in9lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “I STILL talk to Sheila” 😂

  • @izzylooks4078
    @izzylooks4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This is so nice to see her on Conan! I used to see her all the time doing stand up in LA. Congratulations girl!

    • @americanswan
      @americanswan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She had a tour opening for Conan. They are pretty close friends.

    • @nternetrat
      @nternetrat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ur so lucky !!! do you remember where she would gig in la?

  • @DboyDray
    @DboyDray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “Either the one u marry, the one that got away or the one who set ur car on fire, either way ur gonna remember me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbdsoill
    @sbdsoill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You know she's good when every comment is a different line from her set. looks like she had a joke that resonated with everyone! Excited to see more from her in the future

    • @silviadovidio7478
      @silviadovidio7478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm literally scrolling through looking for the one line I didn't understand 😂😂😂

    • @sbdsoill
      @sbdsoill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What one?

    • @sbdsoill
      @sbdsoill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silviadovidio7478 the had sex with 2 people, 4 if you're Christian is a reference to how anal sex 'doesnt count' to Christian girls

  • @ripdajacker23
    @ripdajacker23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    She’s the polar opposite of Amy Schumer. In other words, hella funny and original. Don’t @ me

    • @bl00df4rt
      @bl00df4rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ripdajacker23 @ripdajacker23 lol

    • @joshnewton2788
      @joshnewton2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ripdajacker23 tru tru

    • @cristo6937
      @cristo6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true. Fk Amy

    • @billym3365
      @billym3365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I hate when other female comics are compared to any shumer, it’s like comparing male German leaders to hitler

    • @viener1816
      @viener1816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      why compare?

  • @Death_by_Inches
    @Death_by_Inches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Wow what a lame audience.
    She's great.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think they didn't want to interrupt. Afraid to laugh because they'd miss another great joke.

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BradyPostma that's fair

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the fake laughing is annoying but also shes not really funny..shes wholesome....conan crowd expect real comedy...but then again conan is pretty lame himself when it comes to stand up

    • @MetaphoricallyRose
      @MetaphoricallyRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@razkable no she’s really funny

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could {probably} call #TaylorTomlinson the Jamie Oliver of #Comedy. 👨‍⚖️🤩🃏💞💬

  • @robint8473
    @robint8473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “If I’m not the reason he quits drinking, I’m gonna be the reason he starts.”
    I died

  • @awesomealondra7507
    @awesomealondra7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I found her years ago, and she has gotten so much better! I'm so proud of her. She was always good but now she's a pro 💖

  • @DrevichMusic
    @DrevichMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Saw her open for Bert Kreischer 2 years ago. I really enjoyed the show and am glad to see her doing well.

    • @raytrumble1994
      @raytrumble1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awe2b Traveling pretty sure she is in the degenerates on Netflix, but she’s pretty funny

    • @67kingdedede
      @67kingdedede 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      funny, she reminds me a lot of bert kreischer

    • @raytrumble1994
      @raytrumble1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@67kingdedede BUT SHES NOT FAT OR RACIST?

    • @67kingdedede
      @67kingdedede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well we can't know for sure

  • @SwimSweetie100
    @SwimSweetie100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    ‘Have you ever made a guy’s mom love you more than him?’ Lmaooo dead

  • @MsSupergenius
    @MsSupergenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    She was funny, very original material👍🏾

    • @MachoToast-lg2bc
      @MachoToast-lg2bc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MsSupergenius no. No she wasn’t

    • @gyse6920
      @gyse6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even close. Old non funny style.

    • @HelicopterRedFlag
      @HelicopterRedFlag 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gyse6920 I said that above in different words!

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @johnathanadams3763
      @johnathanadams3763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gyse6920 old ??

  • @clarissejessm5307
    @clarissejessm5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "If I'm not going to be your happy ending. I will be your turning point" I love her 😍😍😍

  • @JCJeffrey
    @JCJeffrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I turned his life and his hat around!" -Best Comment ever, coming from a Frat guy :)

  • @Fran28.
    @Fran28. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like how she said " Sex all u hv to do is approach it with enthusiasm like a Child...just put everything in your mouth!" LOL 😂🤣😆

    • @bobstark4020
      @bobstark4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Fran.... I am wondering how many women I could use this on???? Lol

  • @vyrv6719
    @vyrv6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is a legitimate style. She’s building a self critical lens to show funny through, and can shift it with the audience. You think she didn’t get that “I feel people turning on me but” from people ACTUALLY DOING THAT? That shows she’s put in a lot of shows. Respect. Also laughs, lots of sheepish, embarrassed, understanding laughs 😅

  • @sock4life95
    @sock4life95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    She reminds me of Eleanore from the good place

  • @jamesglosangeles
    @jamesglosangeles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    I feel personally attacked by her hat comment.

    • @nolancho
      @nolancho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Good.

    • @armancz
      @armancz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nolancho Mehehe

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! I'm not sure why so I wish somebody from CNN would stir it up...err...I mean tell me why.

    • @ih8thinkingofnames1
      @ih8thinkingofnames1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should

    • @wgraham2410
      @wgraham2410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @DJSideQxst
    @DJSideQxst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Damn. She has one of the best stage presences’ I’ve seen in a long time. She’s SERIOUSLY funny😂😂😂

  • @mohitdaga2356
    @mohitdaga2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I'm starting to have a crush on her.

    • @shuchi2262
      @shuchi2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me tooo!

    • @undrtakr900
      @undrtakr900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shuchi2262 Me three.

  • @toeey1
    @toeey1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Her delivery of the material is great but her writing is even better. Some of her jokes(and not just in this set) are extremely clever and very well written.

  • @sgpb000
    @sgpb000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "If I'm not your happy ending, I will be turning your point" 😅

  • @diywrites8703
    @diywrites8703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I turned his life AND his hat around." great stuff. Almost spit my coffee out.

  • @Ms14787
    @Ms14787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    ''Hop in speed-racer, let's kill a dreeeeam'' :D

  • @jaykay5086
    @jaykay5086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I lowkey am turned off by people who've never struggled

    • @a_legitimate_salvage
      @a_legitimate_salvage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well adjusted people freak me out

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously tho

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@a_legitimate_salvage lowkey same they are so difficult to relate to.

  • @zyderman2050
    @zyderman2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jesus, I was like her boyfriend before my ex. She nailed that.

    • @huighwong2069
      @huighwong2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does emotional baggage feel like? I've never experienced it

    • @justsara8108
      @justsara8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@huighwong2069 Most of the time it’s very light and it doesn’t show itself often, but when you’re reminded of it, it’s like there’s a million pounds that you’re shouldering.

  • @frodothedodo
    @frodothedodo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    "Wow a female comedian that was kinda funny" - this entire comments section

    • @wellshiet3410
      @wellshiet3410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Because it rarely happens. We're all shocked.

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wellshiet3410 I'm shook and I found a book. I'm stoned, I'll leave nose.

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dont mean to me sexist, but its kind of rare, most of them try jokes that force it too much, she kept it witty without pushing it.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @FrodoTheDodo
      I actually didn't think she was that funny. But female comedians aren't rare to me.
      I like more female comedians compared to the male ones.
      In my country we have Sara Kroos, Birgitte Kaandorp, Claudia de Breij, Lennette van Dongen, Plien&Bianca and many, many more. All of them are great.
      The males are too (Herman Finkers, Najib Amhali, Ronald Goedemondt) but somehow the rest becomes all a bit repetetive. Especially Youp van 't Hek and Freek de Jonge's stories are almost inseperatable nowadays, just political speeches.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @
      Well...that's your opinion, that doesn't quite stroke with what I just said.
      But thanks for your 2 pennies.

  • @ironfae
    @ironfae ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is literally one of the most GENIUS comics today. I’ve seen many of her videos and she NAILS it on every level of stand up comedy. There hasn’t been a stand up comic this diversely funny in decades.

  • @brianbowles9239
    @brianbowles9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The one they marry the one that got away and the one that set his car on fire....I'm one of these

  • @vnigallahoir3523
    @vnigallahoir3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was one of the fastest and tightest 5 minute sets I have ever seen. Well done.

  • @KamuiJJang
    @KamuiJJang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “If Im not your happy ending then I’ll be your turning point”
    Now I know what I was to the last men I dated whom since have all started dating of my ethnicity.

    • @jonat523
      @jonat523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen to that sista

  • @LOLEliSays
    @LOLEliSays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    OMFG I’m dying. She needs her own show

  • @effynikki1221
    @effynikki1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like she covered a lot in five minutes and I could still understand and laugh along to this video. Honestly my new favourite comedian

  • @rjnagle
    @rjnagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "
    In every movie that I have ever seen, the dude who is whistling -- that guy's the killer."

  • @priscillaprit1
    @priscillaprit1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "hall of fame or hall of shame. As long as my picture is on the wall" 😂

  • @tradtke101
    @tradtke101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the best sets I've seen on a late night show in a long time. Girl killed it from start to finish. Bravo.

  • @claraberg1214
    @claraberg1214 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She is seriously becoming my most favorite comedian right now. She is down right hysterical in every way 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You want points for not cheating"
    Is probably her best bit ever.

  • @iansmart4158
    @iansmart4158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    She was great on Pete Holmes's podcast and it turns out she's also an extremely talented Comedienne.

    • @RegstarRogstar
      @RegstarRogstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which ep? I wanna check out now

    • @iansmart4158
      @iansmart4158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RegstarRogstar It was an episode within the last month or 2. It shouldn't be hard to find if you just scroll back a bit on his episode list.

  • @realvdot
    @realvdot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He’s basically a rescue 💀💀💀

  • @myrrhiam973
    @myrrhiam973 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Do you know who the president is" killed me 😂

  • @totalvoid6234
    @totalvoid6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "If you've never had sex in a car that means you've always had a place to bone."
    Guess again sister.

    • @CesarA365
      @CesarA365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 with their high school teacher's

  • @sygad1
    @sygad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    wow, Taylor is a phenomenal comedian, genuinely burst out laughing

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah amazing.
      And amazing balance between sex jokes and not being super vulgar

    • @sygad1
      @sygad1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bingobongo1615 completely agree, the story telling and details are superb with reference to sex as opposed to the whole material being about sex, which gets very boring and predictable very quickly

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, "put it in your mouth" is pretty solid advice, no matter what kind of equipment your partner is working with.

  • @cc-gx8hr
    @cc-gx8hr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She has great pacing I love it she keeps up the momentum and doesn’t leave awkward silences