Hearing Zach say "Oh my Heavens" about his Grandma made me giggle so much. Like he says so much vile stuff, but even in gest, speaking of his Grandma he draws a big fat hairy line.
@DP 91 My eyes grow about 10 times their original size and dislodge themselves from their sockets as I yell AWOOGA whenever I see my favorite little big nosed fetus man.
Tomar and Zach's screams as Chris beat them to death with his cub still haunt me to this very day. Every day I wish there was a way to go back in time and save them. Every day I live in crippling regret that I live with such disgusting cowardice. Godspeed, you two precious little creatures.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 You cretin, you're fully unaware of Chris's heinous crimes of kidnapping innocent lion cubs and proceeding to use them as weapons. Truly sickening.
@Constantinos CHRISTODOULAKIS oh I’m so sorry erm this is so embarrassing * blushes* how ever can I make it up to you? * flutters eyelashes while unzipping your pants*
@@The_Real_Frisbee Eh, I'd argue that he's not so much LESS annoying and more so just kinda annoying in a different way. The true difference lies in that Chris is more entertaining.
Oh absolutely. It's a pity since the game is quite good tbh(i mean it's not perfect, but it's miles better than your average horror game) . Chris gets bored very easily and never reads what's on screen, and i get it, it's a show, it's not a let's play channel, but sometimes it's hard to watch.
@DP 91 Except he does censor himself? Like, he censors curses on some videos and has some stuff cut out. Unless I'm being stupid here and you mean something else.
I was genuinely starting to wonder if this was actually a game or if I was having my own little Herculad moment and this was some horror short for the first 7 minutes.
An Oney Riff Track channel would be sweet. The market wants it but the copyright system would send it to oblivion pretty quickly. Earlier on in JonTron's work he covered some films but they got claimed so that stopped pretty quickly.
@@burningsexuality1540 Yeah, it's been a while but I think specifically I'm talking about his Jurassic Park The Lost World video which last I saw was delisted.
This was made by Tim Follin, the guy who did the soundtrack for Silver Surfer, Solstice, Plok and a bunch of other stuff. Best retro game composer of all time.
Yeah, one of the paintings looked familiar, then I remember his TH-cam pfp, then I remembered that he was making an FMV style game and then I remembered that he's british
@@DrKevlar Yeah he is getting kind of old. I mean, it's ok, it's kinda just how it is for everyone, you know. Like, our best years are just kinda behind us.
I mean you guys are all joking around and all, but he legitimately just turned 35 this march. He isn't the youngest anymore after he gave satan 7 years of his lifespan to attain his legendary voice.
i love how tomar sighs and says the title in the most monotone voice ever when chris tells him to read it because he already knows its gonna be skipped
The thumbnail makes me envision a horror game where you play as Tomar and Zach being stalked by Chris. It would be a cooperative game where one player plays as Tomar who can keep Chris away by holding doors shut or moving furniture to barricade hallways, while the Zach player is defenseless, but can fit into tiny gaps to reach items and can hear spirits in his head warning him when Chris is nearby.
I met Tomar one time at magfest 2014 and he kept pestering my group to come see his standup where he’ll be introducing his new anti-pc character “Hugo Punch”. We declined because we had other things to do (Oney and Zach were on an animation panel that was playing around the same time) but every time I told him no he’d yank my arm over and over again and say “come on, come on, come on don’t be such a *liberal* “ , he also started sneering at my Muslim friend whenever he told him to stop yanking my arm while proclaiming that he would “stand his ground” if he had to. We finally got away from him but only after he saw a group of women walk by and started following them, that was the same day that a group of women went missing in the area. I have nightmares about what would happen if I allowed him to drag me away. I’m happy they decided to make a game about this to warn people of this deranged man’s tactics.
I would report tomar to the police, but to be honest, I'm scared he would find out it was me, I'm not even sure I could pick up the phone before I hear tomar say, "your next".
I try to remember to like every single video, reupload or not, just because i feel like you guys dont get enough recognition for this sometimes. Been my favorite channel for years, every video is an insta watch, and you honestly inspire me to try TH-cam, even though im a 23 year old roofer lol. Anyways, thanks for existing, keep up the good work dad, proud of you!
In the last two uploads, Zach has been sounding even more Deviated Septumy than usual. Perhaps finally aging into his elderly Jewish grandmother form. Also, how about those media-acceptable English accents?
I was going to make the exact same comment, glad we thought the same thing. I was watching the video in the corner of my eye and had to look a little closer to see of it was him, he has the mannerisms down pat.
Same, for seeing how Chris talks a lot about mechanics and graphics I really wanted to see what he thought of this game using seamless FMV and 3D together
*Zach is easily scared, he may be 49 but his heart is so small even a simple boo can harm him. Psychicpebbles are delicate creatures. We need to handle them with care.*
The tutorial tells you everything you need to know. It's not just a bunch of text, either, it shows you the visuals of what you need to look out for, along with what the compass & scrying mirror look like.
Sometimes I wonder how they go through their daily lives while having a little gremlin roaming around their apartment. If that little girl scared them so much from just standing there, imagine.
I saw the Blue Man Group too on a trip to New York and it was exactly like Tomar said, I really enjoyed it but turned to my friend during a loud bit with strobe lights going of to see him with the most disappointed deadpan expression I have ever seen, made my night
I watch every OneyPlays video, usually as soon as I can, but when I see that funny little creature with the nose in the thumbnail, I hold my click. I wait until I have the time to truly sit and marinate in the sounds whistling thru his nasal pipes
I actually really like the presentation of this, does anyone else remember that goosebumps point and click game from like 1996? this kinda reminds me of that for some reason
I’ve literally never heard of this game, but I’m actually impressed with the direction they went with how movement works. By restricting the player’s view, it guarantees they won’t miss the scares, and is unnerving to not have complete control of the character.
That whole live action sequence at the beginning just makes me want mystery science 3000 style show but it's just zach, chris and tomar ragging on movies
I like how Zach stops Chris from saying "Jew Man Group" because he knows he's thinking about it
Chris, "heh, okay."
We all were
These two are soulmates
I thought it was cuz tomar is bald and blue
Zach saw Tomars Iron giant laser eyes begin to warmup as Chris went to say that and quickly stopped him before he was vaporized
"Tomar, say that but in a scary voice."
*sigh* "Welcome to- ok."
I love how he knew it was coming and didn't even bother. Makes me ecks-dee with delight.
The bullying of Tomar won't ever end
@@Fredgeorge10 poor tomy, I just want to give him a friendly pat on the ole' noggin for what abuse he endures for our entertainment.
Ooiiyy6y y Umu 7777uú778
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Zach being on horror games is like bringing a tiny jester with you into a haunted house
A tiny ten foot tall trickster
@@Gnome-kc7prand he spins around joyfully
Hearing Zach say "Oh my Heavens" about his Grandma made me giggle so much.
Like he says so much vile stuff, but even in gest, speaking of his Grandma he draws a big fat hairy line.
Peter Griffin scared the shit out of me.
Aw man! This is worse than the time Peter Griffin scared the shit out of PainKillers!
holy cock i threw my hands in front of my face like a dumbass
me too, it made me burn myself slightly with my soup
@@Circuitssmith you think that’s bad, remember da time Dan D did a cutaway gag?
@@catfan__
Peeeeee-tah! I can't believe you did a call back!
13:30 I can't believe that actually fucking got me
They should've shown that accompanied by a 100 db scream. That'd show us.
It made my blood go cold, I hate it.
Building dispenser here
I knew it was coming because of this comment, but it still made a 1 centimeter string of shit shoot out of my asshole
SAME I JUMPED.
The amount of serotonin I get when I see my big nosed prince is astonishing
@DP 91 My eyes grow about 10 times their original size and dislodge themselves from their sockets as I yell AWOOGA whenever I see my favorite little big nosed fetus man.
TH-cam isn’t allowing me to express my love for my big nosed god. I dream about him looking at me and saying “Josh,what would you do if...”
My eyes start bleeding when I see him, then I start to cry that I’m not going to be able see the video
I also like it when Zach is in the video. :)
Seeing Zacks big beautiful nose in a thumbnail makes me smile smile smile
It fills my heart up with sunshine sunshine
C'mon every pony shmile shmile shmile.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 Actually it's come on every Oney, what you said is a common misconception.
Seeing this trio playing a horror game always brightens my day. Can't wait for the inevitable "take the controller, Tomar! I'm scared!"
@@invaderperidot Oney is a pony 🙄 philistine.
Zach talking about his grandma is the most sincere footage he has ever recorded. It's freaking me out.
Tomar: "Maybe now would be a good place to use your goblin meter."
Zach: *Nervous laughter*
Do you think Chris and Tomar know? They have to know by now...
“this is based on *gulp* true events???”
It is only inspired by the gulp true events.
*Gulp I dont know if I'm ready for this adventure.
I don’t believe it anymore! I’m not scared anymore!
I love Zach's recurring gulp bit.
What did you just gulp? Spit it out. Spit it out! Into my hand, now!
Tomar and Zach's screams as Chris beat them to death with his cub still haunt me to this very day. Every day I wish there was a way to go back in time and save them. Every day I live in crippling regret that I live with such disgusting cowardice.
Godspeed, you two precious little creatures.
I just can't believe he beat them with a cub and not like a club.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 You cretin, you're fully unaware of Chris's heinous crimes of kidnapping innocent lion cubs and proceeding to use them as weapons. Truly sickening.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 how, HOW COULD HE HAVE DONE THIS!? no seriously, how?
I only live to bear witness to this tragedy
Me too man, me too
POV: You are Jaxxy after you have bitten a piece of Tomar’s Spagettai
Ohhh noooo 😣
You mean tomars tree stars
*spaghettæ
@Constantinos CHRISTODOULAKIS oh I’m so sorry erm this is so embarrassing * blushes* how ever can I make it up to you? * flutters eyelashes while unzipping your pants*
Tomar's stinky spaghetti is quite delicious
Wholesome Zach when a jokes made about being rude to grandmother:
"Oh my heavens... shes.. y'know..."
"I'm sorry"
"I forgive you"
This makes the smiling friends peanut joke funnier
I know next to nothing about this game but I get the feeling they're doing everything wrong.
They're too clicky
@DP 91 A less annoying Arin
@@The_Real_Frisbee Eh, I'd argue that he's not so much LESS annoying and more so just kinda annoying in a different way. The true difference lies in that Chris is more entertaining.
Oh absolutely. It's a pity since the game is quite good tbh(i mean it's not perfect, but it's miles better than your average horror game) . Chris gets bored very easily and never reads what's on screen, and i get it, it's a show, it's not a let's play channel, but sometimes it's hard to watch.
@DP 91 Except he does censor himself? Like, he censors curses on some videos and has some stuff cut out. Unless I'm being stupid here and you mean something else.
I love how genuinely upset Zach got when the little girl scared him
3:21 Hugo punch says the n word as the punchline for every joke
Afterwards Hugo Punch is forced to apologise for saying such things while people laugh because his apology doesn't sound genuine.
@@Fredgeorge10 he then proceeds to pull out a notebook and say "one more joke"
N-ice frienda
Well he did say his comedy routine was quite popular with students
That Peter Griffin is just like those fucking Nostalgia Critic jumpscares in Visage
I'm so fucking embarrassed that it got me
@@Hylian_Herald same here, same here.
or the crash bandicoot
" maybe it'll call someone cool" peetah appears
*my brain* : *FUCK*
Ay, a fellow Subaru fan here. Nice. 😎👍
5:19 *shows him talking to mirror, directly disproving Chris's statement
Also Chris "Heh, told ya"
I was genuinely starting to wonder if this was actually a game or if I was having my own little Herculad moment and this was some horror short for the first 7 minutes.
Wake up... you need to wake up.
Wake up... you need to wake up.
Sleep now... you need to sleep now.
Take it… you need to take the red pill
Jelq now… you need to jelq now.
3:12 Zach response to that was so perfect I spirit out my drink laughing
2 minutes in and they’re already gaslighting Zach
Yeah but he did that to his grandma so...
Picks Zach up
Holds him like a little baby
Says "Don't worry lil guy everything will be okay"
Knows one day he will be stronger than everyone else
He spit up a lil on you just fyi. Clean yourself up.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 its you!! The ultimate fightorr
*Sing Lion king 2 villain song to him*
this makes me want a series where the boys give commentary over a movie
I’d actually pay to watch Chris and Corey watch one of those Nostlagia Critic movies
An Oney Riff Track channel would be sweet. The market wants it but the copyright system would send it to oblivion pretty quickly. Earlier on in JonTron's work he covered some films but they got claimed so that stopped pretty quickly.
They don't even have to show the movie on screen, I'd still love it lol
@@slicedtopieces hes covered a bunch of films that are still up
@@burningsexuality1540 Yeah, it's been a while but I think specifically I'm talking about his Jurassic Park The Lost World video which last I saw was delisted.
13:29 Thanks Peter, for terrifying me
I'M A LITTLE BOY AND I WON'T GET STARTLED
_You're a little boy and you got startled_
*[He’s a little boy and he won’t get startled]*
I'M A LITTLE BOY AND I WON'T GET STARTED
Dyon't get styartled, dyon't get styartled
Wait, Jimmy’s bald and....a-and Tomar’s bald so can.....n-no, th-that’s not possible.
He removes the stick-on beard and the anchor arms
No... it cannot be... Toma toma is free
When fused they make Tomar Black
That ding at 2:14 was perfect timing to allude that Zach's grandma has passed on
"I'm sorry"
"That's alright, I forgive you"
This was made by Tim Follin, the guy who did the soundtrack for Silver Surfer, Solstice, Plok and a bunch of other stuff. Best retro game composer of all time.
Made by the plok guy? I'VE BEEN DIDDLED AGAIN!
Yeah, one of the paintings looked familiar, then I remember his TH-cam pfp, then I remembered that he was making an FMV style game and then I remembered that he's british
Ah yes, Plok. Wait, wat?
don’t forget Pictionary!!!
Cool that he’s still doing creative stuff
When it’s too dark and you can’t go in to see beloved comedian Hugo punch
Zach recently sounds like he's 36 years old.
Jokes on you he's 37
They are getting pretty old
Yeah his voice has a whiskey and cigars sound to it now
@@DrKevlar Yeah he is getting kind of old. I mean, it's ok, it's kinda just how it is for everyone, you know. Like, our best years are just kinda behind us.
I mean you guys are all joking around and all, but he legitimately just turned 35 this march. He isn't the youngest anymore after he gave satan 7 years of his lifespan to attain his legendary voice.
I’d love to see more of this. Genuinely an interesting point and click.
i love how tomar sighs and says the title in the most monotone voice ever when chris tells him to read it because he already knows its gonna be skipped
The thumbnail makes me envision a horror game where you play as Tomar and Zach being stalked by Chris. It would be a cooperative game where one player plays as Tomar who can keep Chris away by holding doors shut or moving furniture to barricade hallways, while the Zach player is defenseless, but can fit into tiny gaps to reach items and can hear spirits in his head warning him when Chris is nearby.
He can smell if chris is close because of the titanic shozzel
I met Tomar one time at magfest 2014 and he kept pestering my group to come see his standup where he’ll be introducing his new anti-pc character “Hugo Punch”. We declined because we had other things to do (Oney and Zach were on an animation panel that was playing around the same time) but every time I told him no he’d yank my arm over and over again and say “come on, come on, come on don’t be such a *liberal* “ , he also started sneering at my Muslim friend whenever he told him to stop yanking my arm while proclaiming that he would “stand his ground” if he had to. We finally got away from him but only after he saw a group of women walk by and started following them, that was the same day that a group of women went missing in the area. I have nightmares about what would happen if I allowed him to drag me away.
I’m happy they decided to make a game about this to warn people of this deranged man’s tactics.
I would report tomar to the police, but to be honest, I'm scared he would find out it was me, I'm not even sure I could pick up the phone before I hear tomar say, "your next".
@@disky1784 my next what?
@@disky1784 wait your next what?
lol tomar do bad thing when he seem mild mannered
@@jonathanarbuckle3424 had to get one last time in for myself
Chris and Zach saying “ah, jesus fuck” at the exact same time made me squee with glee
The classic Hugo Punch quote: "have you guys seen Cartoon Lookback?"
PLEASE don't get mad at me
your question's DONE!
Clock: *Shows **2:30*
Chris: "It's 3:30 you know what that means"
my dumb ass was clicking your time stamps to see when it happens.
I try to remember to like every single video, reupload or not, just because i feel like you guys dont get enough recognition for this sometimes.
Been my favorite channel for years, every video is an insta watch, and you honestly inspire me to try TH-cam, even though im a 23 year old roofer lol.
Anyways, thanks for existing, keep up the good work dad, proud of you!
Realistic Peter actually got me, It came out of nowhere.
peter scared the ever loving christ outta me
That was scarier than the time
In the last two uploads, Zach has been sounding even more Deviated Septumy than usual. Perhaps finally aging into his elderly Jewish grandmother form. Also, how about those media-acceptable English accents?
I literally had to double check when Chris said that it was CG, despite being fully aware that it is live action
the way zach says "oh my heavens" absolutely sends me every time
1:35 where are yew... 🤣🤣🤣 zachs impression of a thick British accent kills me
"I think this is a video game" -zach
That guy is giving me serious Matt Smith as the Doctor vibes. Especially when you see him in the mirror with the bow tie and dungarees.
I was going to make the exact same comment, glad we thought the same thing. I was watching the video in the corner of my eye and had to look a little closer to see of it was him, he has the mannerisms down pat.
He gives me major Simon vibes
@@Yimyimyimyim277 Simon's homebrew?!
"I think this is a video game" is the best answer to any question related to a video game.
this is like a game that would be on a DVD as an interactive game from like 2003
I'm so stoked they're playing this
I'm stoked that you are stoked my lad
Same, for seeing how Chris talks a lot about mechanics and graphics I really wanted to see what he thought of this game using seamless FMV and 3D together
@@RobbieRothschild and I'm stoked that you're stoked that mh is stoked that they're playing this
@@benjij6052 and i'm stoked that you're stoked that robbie rothschild is stoked that m h is stoked my guy
@@benjij6052 swell and stoked-pilled
my fav is zach, chris, and tomar playing horror games. It’s just perfect
Just imagine Zach, Chris, Ding Ding, and Jules playing spoopy games.
13:31 almost gave me a heart atack
20 minutes of pure pleasure for all the Oney Babes out there.
"There had not been any scares so far." Yeah, tell that to the audiance.. Fucking Peter Griffin scared the shit out of me.
13:30 YOU SCARED ME
The moment I saw the concierge, I immediately knew this was from the guys that made Contradiction. He was absolutely one of the same actors.
Simon and his dirty brew
I thought Maya was Emma for a second......
5:15 "The HEART Osborne! First we attack the heart."
Fucking Peter Griffin scared the shit outta me. The actual scare right after did nothing. It's like the interrogation scene from The Dark Knight.
I just want everyone to know, I could EASILY take Jimmy Hall Punch Hugo in a fight. So easily, one right hook
I'm very much in love with January uploads.
"and nobody knew, because he was blue"
That box at 15:45 really presented itself as if it was going to be important
Day 44 since the upload of The Adventures of Chris: Part 7
5 mins in and I forgot this was a game...
Felt like a nice wholesome movie commentary with the fellas.
Billem DeNye: hes something of a science guy
*Zach is easily scared, he may be 49 but his heart is so small even a simple boo can harm him. Psychicpebbles are delicate creatures. We need to handle them with care.*
The tutorial tells you everything you need to know. It's not just a bunch of text, either, it shows you the visuals of what you need to look out for, along with what the compass & scrying mirror look like.
This feels like Chris and the gang are pirating a movie and viewing it as a "let's play" for dirty dirty ad revenue.
I loved the part when Chris asked Tomar to read the title seriously and skipped it the second he starts reading it
Sometimes I wonder how they go through their daily lives while having a little gremlin roaming around their apartment. If that little girl scared them so much from just standing there, imagine.
Why did that picture of Peter Griffin scare the crap out of me
It’s pretty sad to hear Zach’s voice deteriorate after the incident.
The acting at the start of this reminds me of like a weird mix between Goosebumps and Black Mirror or something I swear.
Zach saying a blue man passed on from exhaustion is so fucking funny to me lmao.
I saw the Blue Man Group too on a trip to New York and it was exactly like Tomar said, I really enjoyed it but turned to my friend during a loud bit with strobe lights going of to see him with the most disappointed deadpan expression I have ever seen, made my night
If Jerma never streamed this would be a reality in Boston
Nearly halfway through the drought, boys.
What's this about a drought?
What
@@jontedeakin1986 I’m guessing he’s talking about how we have been getting videos much less frequently
Not 2 minutes in, and it's already a lion's den of trickery and deception. Perfect
I happy that Tomar was finally able to start his diaper empire
I watch every OneyPlays video, usually as soon as I can, but when I see that funny little creature with the nose in the thumbnail, I hold my click. I wait until I have the time to truly sit and marinate in the sounds whistling thru his nasal pipes
this is just google maps street view
I actually really like the presentation of this, does anyone else remember that goosebumps point and click game from like 1996? this kinda reminds me of that for some reason
I can see that, yeah
*looks at video name
*grins and claps hands with excitement
Then says "this gonna be REALLY fun"
3:14
"the entertainment's this guy sitting on a jar"
fucking LOL
I miss full motion video games. I feel like with modern technology they can be more interactive than they used to be!
Lmao "Save some fun for later for Pete's sake" killed me 7:18
"At Dead of Night"
(opens with day-for-night)
Oh, you charmer, you. ;3
This was 5 months ago already!? WHERE IS TIME FLYING OFF TOO
I’ve literally never heard of this game, but I’m actually impressed with the direction they went with how movement works. By restricting the player’s view, it guarantees they won’t miss the scares, and is unnerving to not have complete control of the character.
That whole live action sequence at the beginning just makes me want mystery science 3000 style show but it's just zach, chris and tomar ragging on movies
I'm...starting to think they're not going to finish "Adventures of Chris" 😢
First 7 mins made me realize I want a channel where the Oney guys watch terrible movies like sharknado and shit
Seems like you have a bit of a cold Zach. Hope you get well soon buddy.
Ridiculous silly little men, I do love them so
I'm a simple man, I see Zach and Tomar, I click.
19:39 When the point and click adventure gets REAL!
What even happened?
@@sponge1478Jimmy Hall went to the real world, dude
In Kylo Ren voice: “more...... MORE”
This game has me nervous even though they never see him
This is actually a fantastic game, itd be cool if they played more
That realistic Peter Griffin graphic scared me more than alll of boneyplays