i am disappointed. i scrolled down expecting real life testimony from hip teens born in 2003 about how they can't comprehend vcrs, and instead, i learned of tomar's many crimes.
I was having a good time, until tomar said “We’re the Mario brothers And plumbins our game We’re not like the others who get all the fame If your sink is in trouble you can call us on the double We’re faster than the others you’ll be hooked on the plumbers. You’re in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. You’re in for adventures with remarkable feats. You’ll meet the koopas, the troopas, the princess and the others. Hanging with the plumbers You’ll be hooked on the brothers.” I absolutely lost it and went bonnaners.
Isn't this the series where Tomar openly admitted of having instigated and guided the Zimbabwe African National Liberation Army insurrection causing what we know as the Battle Of Sinoia?
Thank you for cutting out the part where tomar rants and raves about how unfair it is that we can't keep women hooked up to milking machines like cows and tries to justify it by claiming it's "just a fetish" really disgusted
You guys made the right choice cutting that scene out where Tomar goes crazy, like seriously its bad enough to do that to a child, but a bus full of them? wtf dude...
Yknow what’s really scary? The knowledge of said situation yet the lack of business etiquette to allow their employees peace of mind by expanding their monetary ventures into different venues to allow financial stability for an exuberant amount of time despite the fact they have been on the platform before the big buyout, thus concluding their awareness for 10+years
@@diegodeluquev1433 actually there was a placeholder texture on a wall, the game wasn't actually banned, but taken down out of fear of government retaliation
Friendly reminder that this game was axed because a bunch of CCP bootlickers review bombed it because it made fun of their glorious leader Winnie the Pooh. Free Hong Kong from mainland Taiwan's grip.
Thanks for the upload! I never got to finish it! Strange that you cut out the part where Tomar announces his allegiance to the Chinese Communist Party and when on a massive rant about Taiwan...
Im about to turn 18, born in 2003. We used to have a bunch of VHS tapes and a few VCRs that I would watch movies on. We also had DVD players, sill have em somewhere but yeah, Most of my friends also had em.
You were born in the right time period. I was born in 2001 and i experienced a lot of great things sad thing about my experience is that I have some mental disabilities so I learned slower then most so I have bad memory used to have good memory but don’t anymore. Sorry.. ima just finish up with this. Anyone born anytime between the year 2000 and 2005 will have a great life
The horror game Let's Plays are the best. Hope they play something spooky they can wild out on this Halloween. Maybe even one just between Chris and Zach like Witch Hunt.
51:30 somewhere there's a clip of zach doing his southerner impression and talking about rainbow water. it's bothering me that i can't find it anywhere.
I know this will get over looked but when they were talking about VHS movies to the younger generation. I grew up watching mostly VHS till I was like 10. But looking at them now I get a massive headache. It’s like the lower the tv quality gets the worse I feel for some reason
younger people love retro stuff like that. VHS filters have been a massive trend for a few years now, with indie games trying to look like ps1 or n64 games and artists like jack stauber making stuff in that style
I think they're more pondering the reasons for finding it appealing, like if it can still be called "nostalgia" proper if it's unanchored from personal experience. it's an interesting question! and I'd argue a question that vaporwave is directly engaged with
Re-uploaded due to monetization issues! -helixD (the management)
Hi oney
Cool, thanks bro
You guys finally sold out, I see.
I am going to kiss you
@@pooticus2087 it’s helixD you silly goose
Can't believe TH-cam made them cut out the part Tomar admitted he was a Chinese nationalist.
Fuck. I think this is my 2nd favourite youtube comment ever.
"Without the Kuomintang, there would be no new China" - Tomar
you misheard him he said "i MeT JaXxy On tHe LoNg MaRcH"
@@mizucamilov he actually met Jaxxy during the "Denounce Lin Biao and the capitalist roaders" campaign during the cultural revolution
@@noidontlikeu I just read that in the "I'm JoSHuA ToMAr" voice and I remember now
Zach’s “I didn’t make the game!” at 4:41 always makes me laugh
Same. I come back always for that line.
i do this all the time now
Glad I'm not the only one coming back
@@wenbluepirate3954 its either that or the "im sorry im sorry im sorry"
I love the dynamic of Chris, Zach, and Tomar: two bumbling, screaming idiots and calm voice saying "I don't like you guys..."
It’s really the best. I could go for a Zach and Chris duo, but if it were up to me it would only be this trio on OneyPlays.
When it's Lyle, it changes to two bumbling, screaming idiots and an annoyed voice saying "Look, it's your mom's boyfriend's problem after 8 pm"
@@Croationman Ding Dong and Julian were great as well, but as long as they're off doing their own thing this is an excellent trio to replace them.
@@Croationman zach and chris are sensory overload. Chris, Lyle, and Tomar are ideal
It’s just the dumb and dumber car scene
I’m so glad they added the part where Tomar says “Maklunky” with the reupload.
They didn’t even add subtitles tho
Even better Is the edit on zachs neck to avoid the lazer blast they added like 2 versions ago
This was funny, thank you
Top tier comment!
@@ForYourHealth744 *did you know you sleep talk?* *you do*
Yo where's the part where Tomar talks about how he ran over a hitchhiker and kept driving?
And repeated his catchphrase, "Do you believe in God?"
The weird thing is that he wasn’t even on the road
Tomar chased him into a cornfield
@@Abdega And that's where he saw Zach that was the leader of a tribe of children
i am disappointed. i scrolled down expecting real life testimony from hip teens born in 2003 about how they can't comprehend vcrs, and instead, i learned of tomar's many crimes.
I’m literally 2 years old and I have the sweetest and epicest collection of vhs tapes ever so erm..... try again bud lol.
wait how tf i was born in 2005 and spent my childhood in front of a vcr with an old ass box tv playing one of the pokémon movies
Have fun, those are literally the only comments on Oney’s videos.
@@dogwithabeard2612 we will continue until that monster is brought to justice
Born in 2004, I thinkn that dsitortion brought by cassettes and VHS tapes is cool, since my family occasionally watched movies on VHS tapes.
4:31 never fails to make me wheeze. Knowing that they're joking, Zach's genuine "I didn't make the game" just catches me off guard lmao
Literally can’t believe they cut out the part where Tomar talked about drinking Chris and Zach’s blood from his golden chalice to gain ultimate power.
can't believe they cut out the part where Tomar screams at Zach for not getting him the giant foreskin blankest for his pet thumb
Ultimate gains yeas thats how he remains strong and healdty
tomars toxic attitude against minorities aside, i love how every comment has a different reason to why tomar is responsible for the re-upload
"The Rugrats really went downhill when they started adding minorities" -Joshua 'come and get me' Tomar
the mental image of zack using a safety razor to shave while probably staring crazy eyed into the mirror made me laugh really hard
15:38 I love that Zach gave it his all for such a short lil gag
22:47 is such an underappreciated Zach moment
Mine was 41:45 lmaoo
I was having a good time, until tomar said
“We’re the Mario brothers
And plumbins our game
We’re not like the others who get all the fame
If your sink is in trouble you can call us on the double
We’re faster than the others you’ll be hooked on the plumbers.
You’re in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. You’re in for adventures with remarkable feats.
You’ll meet the koopas, the troopas, the princess and the others.
Hanging with the plumbers
You’ll be hooked on the brothers.”
I absolutely lost it and went bonnaners.
I like your style
Isn't this the series where Tomar openly admitted of having instigated and guided the Zimbabwe African National Liberation Army insurrection causing what we know as the Battle Of Sinoia?
No I'm pretty sure that's the Fear series
Why do you guys say this dumb shit it isn’t funny and literally everyone does it
@@matthewarcati403 it was funnier 8 months ago
The real spook was the monetization issues we had along the way!
Idk why but 43:20 makes me laugh every time, just Zach baffling Tomar once again
For some reason I used this as background noise to fall asleep to, and I was rudley awaken by Zack screaming at the top of his lungs
you misspelt lovingly and gently
The information is already out there Tomar, no amount of edited reposts can fix that, your crimes will no longer go unpunished.
i love how defensive tomar got when they said hed be floating around in his own feces
Thank you for cutting out the part where tomar rants and raves about how unfair it is that we can't keep women hooked up to milking machines like cows and tries to justify it by claiming it's "just a fetish" really disgusted
Zach is great in this one. Shame they didn't continue with this game.
You guys made the right choice cutting that scene out where Tomar goes crazy, like seriously its bad enough to do that to a child, but a bus full of them? wtf dude...
0:24 Tomar just mentioned a fictional country, that's -30,000 social credit and sent to happy camp for rehabilitation
"zach you can do a really good little girl voice" *immediately reads in his normal voice*
Why did you remove tomar saying slurs about the taiwanese people
They kept calling Taiwan China so they ended up in a diplomatic conundrum 'cause they really need the continental China viewers
We can't know tomar is a spy for Taiwan to fuck China, cutting it out means he's one minute safer from the Chinese mafia
25:51
There it is, there’s the thing that got this game taken down!
Really quite sad.
What’s it like propaganda or something?
@@calebbodtmann6124 No, it was insulting the Chinese president. It wasn’t even supposed to be there, but it was accidentally left in the game.
@@thedevilgoose2482 goes to show how fragile the president kinda is.
56:25 had me cracking up
zach showing off his infinite voice abilities
I love that they couldn't find the password when the biggest hint was being played over and over on the television
One of my favourite games to come out of the country of Taiwan!
@Chode Blowsonn I prefer Taiwan because it doesn't slaughter muslims
@Chode Blowsonn oh wait it was a joke, sorry
@Chode Blowsonn you mean the real china yes
@@milkwater1204 no bro u are going to the gulag
@Chode Blowsonn like xinnie the pooh's dong
4:38 always gets me with Zach’s defensiveness
Wish they played more of this, thought the guys were really hilarious in this and the game seemed really interesting
13:25 always cracks me up
Y'know what's really scary? Working for TH-cam and not getting paid.
Yknow what’s really scary? The knowledge of said situation yet the lack of business etiquette to allow their employees peace of mind by expanding their monetary ventures into different venues to allow financial stability for an exuberant amount of time despite the fact they have been on the platform before the big buyout, thus concluding their awareness for 10+years
Gulp
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
1:12:55 Zachary Sephiroth form appears and slays the rest of the series
56:20 I come back to this every couple of months, so good
This was the game that was banned from Steam, right? I believe the game itself is more unfortunate than the story it’s trying to tell!
Yeah, it got banned because the dude that made this said that the Chinese "president" looks like Winnie the Pooh
@@diegodeluquev1433 xinnie the pooh
No it was a placeholder texture that was in the game
@@diegodeluquev1433 actually there was a placeholder texture on a wall, the game wasn't actually banned, but taken down out of fear of government retaliation
12:40 this but unironically
Big ouch
This has all new meaning to it now
didn’t age well
Part of me is learning to appreciate how these guys trigger the pity timer in every game they play
This is one of my favorite oneyplays series. Excited to watch it the 4th time
5th time baby let’s goooooo
@@dotmp3883 when's the 6th
Friendly reminder that this game was axed because a bunch of CCP bootlickers review bombed it because it made fun of their glorious leader Winnie the Pooh.
Free Hong Kong from mainland Taiwan's grip.
Thanks for the upload! I never got to finish it! Strange that you cut out the part where Tomar announces his allegiance to the Chinese Communist Party and when on a massive rant about Taiwan...
1:09:20 kinda upset he didn't try 0716 on the lock tbh
I love being able to come home from a rough day and always get to laugh with these goofballs :)
Happy Nostalgiaween everyone!
I cant wait till the boys play phasmophobia together on boneyplays
It will be the Funnee
I can't believe Tomar just admited to running over those hitchhikers, I mean, c'mon.
Go go, TH-cam monetization!
4:14 laugh factory reference
I like this new extended director's cut with more at-at walkers and giant lizards
Tomar has such a beautiful soul.
28:37 underrated moment
the real horror is how far that tiny tv is from the couch, wouldn't be able to tell what you're looking at
Yo, I can't believe they made you guys cut out the part where Tomar admitted to killing his wife and hiding the body in Mexico. Lame!
fake, tomar can't reach his wife letalone kill her, shes too tall
Weird how Tomar guessed the image that got the game removed, was what really got it removed.
I mean I was born in the year 2000 and I love those VHS sounds
They even left in the part when Tomar used the C word.
Clown
Communism
Can't believe he called the British crumpets. Intangible for me to understand how he could say that.
china
I can’t believe you had cut out my comment that the only thing I’m Devoted to is my loving, faithful wife.
56:40 my favorite part
Im about to turn 18, born in 2003. We used to have a bunch of VHS tapes and a few VCRs that I would watch movies on. We also had DVD players, sill have em somewhere but yeah, Most of my friends also had em.
You were born in the right time period. I was born in 2001 and i experienced a lot of great things sad thing about my experience is that I have some mental disabilities so I learned slower then most so I have bad memory used to have good memory but don’t anymore.
Sorry.. ima just finish up with this. Anyone born anytime between the year 2000 and 2005 will have a great life
Zach's little girl voice is REALLY REALLY good! I thought there was an actual tiny child in the studio with them.
2:42 I didn't know Tomar was a kiwi farmer. What's your username, Tomar?
dude how could you cut the part when tomar kills his own twin brother for clout, smh
Ever notice that an Oneyplays video will be not disgusting up until you start eating.
I really wanted them to finish this game tbh
Fun fact this game got in trouble using an inappropriate depiction of xi Jin ping
15:04 they're all sitting naked on a couch together
22:47 this ones for me
15:37 Enjoy
15:39
I enjoy
Tomar finally reveals that his very first childhood crush was Inspector Gadget. Certainly NOT Gadget from rescue rangers. Nope never
The horror game Let's Plays are the best. Hope they play something spooky they can wild out on this Halloween. Maybe even one just between Chris and Zach like Witch Hunt.
13:30 is so freaking funny
Jeez guys that photo on the coffee table in 1986 had a 4 digit date on it lol
31:49 Sad Tomar noise :(
8:05 there you go tomar, you can stop jelqing now
Time to watch the entire thing again
Truth
13:45 i bet zach could do a killer gerbert impression
4:10 8:30 13:36 22:48
13:40 - i keep coming back for this part :D
So how many times will this one be demonetized and reuploaded before all the punchlines are neutered?
No comment about how this game is now playable again after 2 years?
Where can you get it ?
I love calling chris calling William Shakespeare a hack fraud lol
I like how Zach has never seen Scarface or the godfather, but has seen movies as obscure as the Halloween tree
0:37 I love Zach’s leet street boys reference
13:44 IMSORRYILOVEYOUIMSO
2:45 knowing that tomar is a KF user makes him 100x better than he already was
51:30 somewhere there's a clip of zach doing his southerner impression and talking about rainbow water. it's bothering me that i can't find it anywhere.
slender I think
*BONEY DOES PLAY WITH FRIENDS*
Best part 56:20
Surprised no one really talks about this part that often. One of my favourite Zach moments ever
I was born in 2003 and find the vhs stuff very endearing
I know this will get over looked but when they were talking about VHS movies to the younger generation. I grew up watching mostly VHS till I was like 10. But looking at them now I get a massive headache. It’s like the lower the tv quality gets the worse I feel for some reason
younger people love retro stuff like that. VHS filters have been a massive trend for a few years now, with indie games trying to look like ps1 or n64 games and artists like jack stauber making stuff in that style
there's something uncomfortably feverish about a worn vhs/worn cassette
I get that way whenever I watch stuff from around the 50s. If they're not really good movies I tend to feel super ill after watching them.
7:30 "hOw dArE yOu aSsUmE wErE nOt gOnNa fIniSh tHis"
13:45
I'm sorry! I love you!
4:10 17:36 1:05:22 1:09:11 1:12:53
At 27:00 they said kids today wouldn't find the rotting VHS tape sound awsome. Have you heard of vaporwave chris? Durrr;p
I think they're more pondering the reasons for finding it appealing, like if it can still be called "nostalgia" proper if it's unanchored from personal experience. it's an interesting question! and I'd argue a question that vaporwave is directly engaged with
40:34 at this point I’ve been watching way more bizarre at this time of night 😂😂
Tomar and Zach are the best combo
18:22 Chester Cheetah with Stage 3 Lung Cancer
Tomar really has to bite his tongue when it comes to CCP bashing after all he was at least assembled there to our baser knowledge.
Can someone please tell me what the weird irish teenager doing a music video is? they spoke about it at 36:01