Tomar tore down my traditional Polish house whilst screaming "I SEE NO CULTURE HERE". I feared not for my life but for my children, who were still in the building at the time.
Same thing happened to you too? Tomar came to my reserve and burned down our museum of culture, and he screamed in our faces when we protested, something about no culture here and that were godless heathens or something, I dont know it was all a hairy bearded blur.
The officer said, "PLEASE NO THESE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE!! AAAA!" The big veins on tomars arms began to pulse in rage. "I SEE. NO FUTURE. HERE!" He shouts as tomar slaps the little children into brown smears on the rug. Tomar places his hands on his hips and his beard sucks the police officer in like kirby. The end.
This is like a 10/10 one off episode of oneyplays. Good cold open, fun and interesting game, funny goofs, and zachs drawings at the end were also hilarious
I’m so proud of Tomar. He’s really stepping out of his comfort zone and tearing our beautiful country down to the ground, like what a good leader should do.
I used to love cloaking and running after people with the hammer in that game lol. Also the sniper rifle that could shoot through walls and had x-ray vision was questionable 😂
Tomar literally killed thousands while wearing a GoPro, and edited out the people dying and burning, and put a pixel filter over it to make it look like a game, which is why he is so reluctant to let the others play. He did have a contingency plan, where he would use a shard of a Tomar Emerald to peer into the future to see when they would want to, and did the things he knew they would do in the game. While I don't know how it'll fit, I know it's a piece in his ultimate super master plan.
Holy moly, I can’t believe Chris and Zach just dropped Tomar’s deadname, everyone reading this comment *please* never refer to Tomar as “Pigua Hogmar” under any circumstances.
Yes! I love this game so darn much. I've been watching the creator of this game from day 1 on his own channel and it's so cool that you guys are playing it now.
If this is a little cartoon there would be like one kid who's like "this is historic property you can't destroyed it to build a mall" and Tomar would be the evil demolition guy who's so determined to destroy that one house.
you joke but i remember when in a sleepycast episode the boys joked about Zach hitting his ex once. I understand the whole appeal of the sleepygroup is how they are edgy and shit, but that moment really made me feel kinda ill
@@Abdega wha? No dude, it's jokes But that thing Zach did WAS real I think it was for a Newgrounds party or something where he got drunk and slapped his now ex gf. I think back then Zach had a huge alcohlisim problem and his ex tried to help him
I can't believe someone talked about Loud Junk! I've had the Loud Junk "Going Down to Loud Junk" Theme stuck in my head since I first saw it back in the NG heydays. That animation really stuck with me for some reason, I think it probably really upset me as a young South Park fan.
I’ve beat the campaign and it is wonderful to watch y’all enjoy this game. Edit: the spray paint helps turn the map into an IKEA with arrows on the ground to guide you.
The explanation for that is in the video, though: After seeing Loud Junk, Zach instantly dropped all his animation projects and said "Why should I animate, when the peak of all artistic expression has already been reached?"
@@SIDEKICKDUSTY If Zach can draw an entire FamilyGuy character with spray paint in like 30 seconds then it's just proof of how Lazy he is. Smiling friends was like half a FG (Family Guy) episode, so like come on dude
that last scene really makes me wish that Chris & friends would do a Slightly Artistic series but with gopros and spray paint in different abandoned places
This game is honestly so fun and addicting. I’m actually sad I beat all the current levels as I want to keep playing but there’s not much replayability once you’ve cleared all the levels. Looking forward to another update.
So, fun fact about the weight-buckling thing, but the creator actually intentionally disabled that, so that things could be more predictable. The main reason is he didn't want players to have to worry about breaking the wrong support and bringing down the entire building/path.
You guys need to play Red Faction Guerrilla. It's the only other game with this level of destruction. Its an open world destruction sandbox. Oversimplifying it, its GTA on mars but you can destroy buildings as its main mechanic. It's amazing.
Tomar has been tearing down my psyche for the past year, he has never said a word, he just keeps watching me, I'm broken, I can't do this much longer, hes watching me this very moment, I can hear him breathing, if I don't reply within the next 5 hours, then assume Tomar finally acted, or I couldn't take it anymore
“It just needed a friendly push!” Lol, that’s literally what Tomar’s last words to Jaxie were before he tumbled her into the local well.
It all starts with a push then next thing you know he's pushing jaxies head under the bath water until the bubbles stop
Drop the knife jaxie
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Dink
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Tomar tore down my traditional Polish house whilst screaming "I SEE NO CULTURE HERE". I feared not for my life but for my children, who were still in the building at the time.
Ha classic Tomar
Heh, who else but Hogmar
Same thing happened to you too? Tomar came to my reserve and burned down our museum of culture, and he screamed in our faces when we protested, something about no culture here and that were godless heathens or something, I dont know it was all a hairy bearded blur.
Are the kids ok? Or did Tomar round them up for his slave mill?
The officer said, "PLEASE NO THESE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE!! AAAA!" The big veins on tomars arms began to pulse in rage. "I SEE. NO FUTURE. HERE!" He shouts as tomar slaps the little children into brown smears on the rug.
Tomar places his hands on his hips and his beard sucks the police officer in like kirby.
The end.
Of course, Tomar wants to play a game that allows him to violently destroy everything. What a psychopath.
this was a video confession of all of tomars war crimes
Kind of sick how much they enable him.
Yeah I think there's a lot going on between Tomar and the other guys beneath the surface
Someone should get in touch with Jaxxy, she's the only person who can save him at this point.
I'm worried for the safety of everyone around Tomar, he could snap at any moment and activate the Tomar Emeralds.
3:20 "Aw its just a smiley face, look at that hes just... nNOOOOO!"
What even is the context behind that
There's no context. It's not a reference. It was just an ordinary smiley face. And then Chris did the unthinkable.
@@chrisandsummerdolan2834Newgrounds angry face
@@chrisandsummerdolan2834 I think he was about to add the moustache...
Tomar we are all so so so very proud of what you’ve accomplished today
Hrmm... how strange...
Very proud
Oh, Tomar, we're just so *happy* for you, darling!
After your big breakdown, after your big failures, it's so good to finally see you doing well again darling.
After his downs, MOSTLY DOWNS it's wonderful to see Tomar doing so well
21:04 My hearts sweet from the cutest Tomar sound ever emitted from Tomar's vocal cords.
baby hogmart
He giggles like a giddy little boy.
"Tear it all down" Tomar said as he began to pick at Zach and Chris' psyche, further ostracizing himself from the Oney crew.
@@levy5808 perhaps
@@levy5808 Possibly
What
he’s such a sicko.
@@DRXXMURHe's a fucking warped little character.
14:08 Ah, Chris's famous catch-phrase!
"WUBADABADOO!!"
Wibbledobbledoo
Of course Rick and Morty just shamelessly stole as usual
RIP Lemmy Kilmister
@@willywakka7830 It's from a blue fairy in barbie.
Tomar said its "HOG TIME" just before he put my father in a full body cast.
HOG TIME
HOG TIME
@Pierce Markusic cast
@Pierce Markusic yeah sure bud if you wanna miss read my comment and then comment a witty incorrect response who am I to stop you bro.
@Pierce Markusic "XD IM SO HIGH LMAO FUNNY DRUGS MADE ME DO IT XDD"
This is like a 10/10 one off episode of oneyplays. Good cold open, fun and interesting game, funny goofs, and zachs drawings at the end were also hilarious
Seriously S-Tier episode. Can't wait to see the OneyPlays Animated people make out of clips from this game.
When Reagan said, "Tear down this wall," those were instructions specifically for Tomar.
Tomar Gorbachev
Tomar is Gorbachev confirmed
Tomar was actually the one who distributed crack to the inner cities
Hogmar is a sleep agent. That activated his kill protocol
Kicked it down with ten of his twelve toes.
9:00
"Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh Scoop it!"
Tomar growls with evil delight as he uses an old silver spoon to gouge out poor Jaxxy's left eye.
I’m so proud of Tomar. He’s really stepping out of his comfort zone and tearing our beautiful country down to the ground, like what a good leader should do.
Ahh I see your a republican
@@killerkirby366 Ermm babe you’re actually kinda wrong... I’m a Tomarpublican... nice try tho
@@worm0dyssey What's the difference well besides racial and economic equality. Tomar will tear down both the elitist and the poor alike
@@killerkirby366 haha unwanted political joke strawman damn gay commie Nazis Rothschilds amirite please give reddit gold
I love when Chris laughs at a character and then does an impression of them for a second and then starts laughing again
2:20 Chris must've gone completely bonkers and called the devs of this game every slur in the book because they dared to make this TV indestructible
That was so sad.
1:32 POV: Jaxxy touched your spaghetti
Spaghetteye
It was horrible
Goodnight Jaxxy
*Forever*
Is she the box?
Wen u overcook mae spagetae i go bananas and you know that
"Not everything's a woman, Zach"
timestamp
@@wenbluepirate3954 1:18
@@wenbluepirate3954 I believe it's at "watch" minutes and "the video" seconds
Can’t believe I missed that
@@JayAreAitch it was easy to miss, they were talking over him an it was a 3 second moment in a half hour video
“To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”
Cut to Tomar running into an orphanage with a mallet.
@@Pusher97 Tomar wouldn't do such a thing. Those kids have no family to begin with. Tomar wants people to suffer you see.
@@picklethebird1324 thats why he instead smashed all their toys and said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents"
The famous quote by Pigua Hogmar
Tomar has been busy “tearing down” the racial walls of America.
Well he's certainly not doing it in Israel
Tomar was the reason the walls were built. It wasn’t meant to keep racism out it was meant to keep Tomar in.
He's been trying to tear down the Great Wall of China and rebuild it as the "Great Wall of Tomar" but it's just too gosh darned big even for him
@@Vaguer_Weevil we should help him, it would be very r/wholesome
And by "tearing down" we mean "building and reinforcing"
I’m relieved they edited out the part where Tomar said “This game is fun but I really wish it had 9/11 DLC 😔”
Classic Tomar
Racist, sexist, KKK, Joshua tomar go away
8:12 They can, Chris, it's called Red Faction: Guerilla
yeah CHRIS
Watch the video first. 28:20.
Hell, it even falls 6 seconds after he says it.
This game could as well, the dev showed it in a demo video he made, but he decided to remove it because it was too intensive.
was thinking exactly the same thing
I used to love cloaking and running after people with the hammer in that game lol. Also the sniper rifle that could shoot through walls and had x-ray vision was questionable 😂
Seeing Tomar have so much fun destroying a cultural monument makes me feel as if all those things they said about him were true.
Tomars known to say how hes going to and I quote "Tear down the veil so we can see the true god"
I believe he can do it. In Tomar's name we pray
Tear down the veil so we can see your treasure trail
27:33 "The giant enemy spider."
Thank you
*Jerma singing pokemon music intensifies*
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner neeeeeeer. Nr nr nr nr nr nr nr nr nr nr nr nr
@Callahan1998 "Dollars?" What is this, some kinda currency thing?
@@Porkey_Minch no but seriously this game is a classic
Here goes Zach again, tearing down the patriarchy.
Tomar got awful quiet when Chris joked about demolishing an apartment full of people by "mistake". I'm not suggesting anything but kinda suspicious.
yeah they had to edit out his loud creepy cackling since it was too distracting
27:34 an enemy spider you say, are they perhaps of the giant variety? I know a compact little man that would enjoy those
*Beatboxing*
A
GIANT
ENEMY
SPIDER
Dooo dooo do do do do doo do doooo, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dont talk about that FUCKED UP COMPACT streamer here...
8:26 "Just needed a little friendly push.." said Tomar before shoving Jaxxi down the stairs
“This is my first time playing teardown” is what Tomar says every time he destroys a fan’s house
29:10 little rat is so focused on his peter griffin drawing its adorable
This isn't a game, its just footage from Tomars GoPro when he was going on another one of his rampages on the countryside...
This is actually irl footage of Tomar demonstrating the power of a single one of his emeralds as a warning to those who oppose him
Tomar literally killed thousands while wearing a GoPro, and edited out the people dying and burning, and put a pixel filter over it to make it look like a game, which is why he is so reluctant to let the others play. He did have a contingency plan, where he would use a shard of a Tomar Emerald to peer into the future to see when they would want to, and did the things he knew they would do in the game.
While I don't know how it'll fit, I know it's a piece in his ultimate super master plan.
Why does Tomar keep saying "owo" out loud 0:41, I'm starting to get concerned.
It's the second episode in a row
Debilitating brain tumor
Holy moly, I can’t believe Chris and Zach just dropped Tomar’s deadname, everyone reading this comment *please* never refer to Tomar as “Pigua Hogmar” under any circumstances.
I thought it was Pigua Hogmar?
I thought Zach went by Kevin Peebles
@Nathan Hewitt we used to be able to say Pigmar back in the day. But now we have to say "pigma", stupid liberals...
@@thegamecorner2709 We must own those liberals and their TOMARcrcy they are making us unbased and woke sheep degenerates
Don’t become green AND OR retired! Thats exactly what The liberals want you to..!!!!!!
Chris: "red bricks are like, very hard"
Brain: "BROWN BRICKS"
Reminds me of simpler times
@@Noeyk200 Brown times
he didnt say it to not get arresteed for hate speech
Chris didn't introduce me to brown bricks, but he sure did ruin those words.
"IN TEARDOWN"
15:57 for Zach chuckling to himself after Tomar says “I think I want the pipe”
Zach: what if we could just punch it or kick it or-
Oney: *NOT EVERYTHING IS A WOMEN ZACH*
14:05 I come back here on a pilgrimage to hear Zach go YAHOO
At 14:07 i just love the way Zach yells and how he sounds when he says Yaaaa Hooooooo!!!!
Kinda like how Tomar mentally tears down his wife Jaxxy.
"Now, the TV! Yeah!"
(awkward silence generated from the TV's strange invulnerability to Tomar's powers)
"What about that PLANT?!"
(Chad noises)
That was hilarious
imagine a horror game with this engine where a killer or monster pursuing you could smash through the walls to get you, it would be incredible
There’s mods so you can probably find that exact premise
the monster would be tomar.
2:20 that pause...really hope this get animated.
Yes! I love this game so darn much. I've been watching the creator of this game from day 1 on his own channel and it's so cool that you guys are playing it now.
19:38
I love Tomar's reaction.
Yet again, Tomar shoves his knowledge of voxels into our faces.
I like how irish chris sounds at 0:04 lol
unfortunately they're cutting things buckling under their weight for now, it's a MASSIVE performance hog
Such a shame
Yeah, the only game I can think of that does that is Red Faction: Guerrilla, and it was the main selling point of the game.
If I remember correctly the first experiments had that. He traded that out for bigger levels?
hog
Also the devs said they wanted to make when buildings would fall more predictable
Zach's laugh when Chris says "is that a guy spreading his ass?" Was the perfect ending.
If this is a little cartoon there would be like one kid who's like "this is historic property you can't destroyed it to build a mall" and Tomar would be the evil demolition guy who's so determined to destroy that one house.
1:17 “why don’t you kick it or punch it?”
“Not everything is a woman, Zach”
17:30 tomar's most underrated one liner imo
The only thing you cant tear down in this game is Tomars self esteem
"Tomar you've done it again!"
13:25
this is actually the funniest thing ive ever heard
1:20 🤣 I love how nobody acknowledges that comment of Chris. It’s the norm for them🤣🤣🤣
The last thing I expected was for this game to be like some sort of criminal simulator. That's really creative.
Very odd that they dedicated a face cam to one of Tomar's silly sentient growths in this video. Makes me oh so happy
*3:28** isn't it cute when Zach screams in trauma and fear?*
I remember when this first got announced like 3-4 years ago. Great to see how far it's come
Zachs "YAHOO" gives me life
This is literally a pov of tomar raging out when his phone buffers on xhamster
When I started this video I wasn't expecting it to end on Goatsie. A subversive master piece
Chris and zach moaning into mic was the highlight of my day
13:16 the part I keep on rewatching
Lmao same
This episode really made me "weheheh" over and over Ill tell you what, well done boys
“Now I’m being even dirtier...”
- Joshua ‘Dirty’ Tomar
"What if you just kicked it or punched it or..."
"Not everything's a woman, Zach."
We just gonna let that slide?
Aight.
you joke but i remember when in a sleepycast episode the boys joked about Zach hitting his ex once.
I understand the whole appeal of the sleepygroup is how they are edgy and shit, but that moment really made me feel kinda ill
@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 Do all the Tomar jokes in the comment section make you vomit?
@@Abdega wha? No dude, it's jokes
But that thing Zach did WAS real
I think it was for a Newgrounds party or something where he got drunk and slapped his now ex gf.
I think back then Zach had a huge alcohlisim problem and his ex tried to help him
TheBlackKnight1o1, more like WhiteKnightS1mp
@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 Do you remember in what episode they said that in?
10:51 "I wanna have like some blue for breakfast." -- Tomar
Aw Tomar. That's purple my dude.
Not even two minutes in, and I've already felt every emotion towards Joshua "Eats Treestars" Tomar.
21:03 if there's something more adorable than Tomar i'd like to know.
"I've never even seen a VOXEL of it" Tomar my dude, you are a man of culture
I can't beleive Tomar demolished the Charleston Black History Museum.
E3: "Go anywhere! Do anything!"
The actual game: "Do 3 things repeatedly in different locations."
This is an indie game from a single dev, he's always been honest about it's scope
I can't believe someone talked about Loud Junk! I've had the Loud Junk "Going Down to Loud Junk" Theme stuck in my head since I first saw it back in the NG heydays. That animation really stuck with me for some reason, I think it probably really upset me as a young South Park fan.
13:23 *BEST MOMENT*
I’ve beat the campaign and it is wonderful to watch y’all enjoy this game.
Edit: the spray paint helps turn the map into an IKEA with arrows on the ground to guide you.
This is the first time we see Zach drawing something on this channel... Amazing...
Has it been proven by science wether Zach's agressive laughter causes or cures cancer?
3:28 The “Angry Smiling Face” Incident
I really like the graphics of that game. Looks so satisfying to play ngl
Zach from psychicpebbles doesn't talk about the next Hellbenders in this one so :/ disliked
I'm still waiting for that worm cameo in Smiling Friends S1E2
The explanation for that is in the video, though: After seeing Loud Junk, Zach instantly dropped all his animation projects and said "Why should I animate, when the peak of all artistic expression has already been reached?"
That's cool and all but don't let this distract you from the fact that stamper became a minister.
@@SIDEKICKDUSTY If Zach can draw an entire FamilyGuy character with spray paint in like 30 seconds then it's just proof of how Lazy he is. Smiling friends was like half a FG (Family Guy) episode, so like come on dude
@Jack and Bt Sandwich I thought it was bought by some studio/company so they lost the rights to it.
that last scene really makes me wish that Chris & friends would do a Slightly Artistic series but with gopros and spray paint in different abandoned places
not allowing zach to draw should actually be a crime
This game is honestly so fun and addicting. I’m actually sad I beat all the current levels as I want to keep playing but there’s not much replayability once you’ve cleared all the levels. Looking forward to another update.
Some day we'll look back at this and laugh, before Tomar comes and destroys our homes for his amusement. We haven't forgotten about that car!
So, fun fact about the weight-buckling thing, but the creator actually intentionally disabled that, so that things could be more predictable. The main reason is he didn't want players to have to worry about breaking the wrong support and bringing down the entire building/path.
Pigua Hogmar just couldn't let his hooves off the controller for one second to let his tapir pal doodle on the wall. Absolutely shameless.
I love Zach what a funny little man
No wonder why Oney’s finding new and familiar replacements! Seems like Oney and Zach had a bit of a falling out...
???
Chris is so right, Freddy Vs Jason is insanely rewatchable.
2:08 me when I-...
heheheheh nevermind :)
Gotta Coom as soon as i hear that hot nasally Babe you know
it's me when my little princess picks up THE thing she dropped
You guys need to play Red Faction Guerrilla. It's the only other game with this level of destruction.
Its an open world destruction sandbox. Oversimplifying it, its GTA on mars but you can destroy buildings as its main mechanic. It's amazing.
I was waiting with bated breath the whole episode for Zach to draw. It was worth it.
Tomar has been tearing down my psyche for the past year, he has never said a word, he just keeps watching me, I'm broken, I can't do this much longer, hes watching me this very moment, I can hear him breathing, if I don't reply within the next 5 hours, then assume Tomar finally acted, or I couldn't take it anymore
19:38 is live footage of Tomar causing the Texas power outages
Zach: Tomar is just in a mood for smashin' what can I say?
Tomar: Literally playing a game called TEARDOWN.
Tomar taking down the Berlin Wall, November 1989 colorized
Chris knows Zach so well that he instantly knows what he’s drawing. It’s kinda sweet when you think about it :)
Must ....remember.....Pigua Hogmar..
Its pleasing hearing Tomar’s grunts and laughter as he destroys things