Back in what certain might would refer to as 2018 God Spoke unto me with great power and authority for some Day's. God has Spoken unto me IT IS THE TIME OF KNOWING KNOW YOUR HISTORY ! (Revelation means to reveal apocalypse is a Greek word meaning revelation and it's also a Greek word referring to what is written of in The Book of Revelation) We already are in The Time of Knowing !
They have access to underground city bunkers when America gets nuked and invaded by russia and china. Dollar and global economy will collapse introducing the mark of beast. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13.
OJ W Because they are both Golden Dawn. demonic faction, over powered Phoenix. See. Tamara Magdalena (2) chanel, Enalpekaf news, Divergent, Transmigration. These 2 'men' prolly ftm inverted. Elites reverence lucy that way. Perverted too ? 🩸🐍👁️🦎❓🐉❔🪐🔥
@@klompsauce the one with the Jordan cardboard stand up on the toy train and all the mannequins to make it look like people were dancing and having a Christmas party
The mall would take several hundred people to properly defend. A Costco or Sam's Club would be a better idea, but would still require several dozen people to defend. Clear out the nearby Dicks/Academy/gun stores nearby before the hordes get there. You don't want them to use that stuff against you and you will need the arms and ammunition to defend the Sam's Club.
This was such a good question especially for Joe, one he’s never really been asked before and he didn’t really answer it all... maybe he’s just being hush about it on purpose because he doesn’t want to spoil his plan
He has been asked before. He doesn't give much of an answer because he believes it's too futile, I think. It was on that podcast with the guy that fixes Teslas
There was a movie with Jonah Hill and Micheal Sera and bunch of people where it was the end of the world and they all played a parody version of themselves. It would be hilarious if Joe and his crew of regulars/friends did the same.
Can't defend a mall, theres 12 entrances and they're glass doors people can drive a car right through. Don't even try fortifying a mall. Go to a country club or some shit. Somewhere with a solid door, or barricades to prevent cars ramming the doors.
A country club? When talking or thinking about these situations why does nobody bring up castles? Or how about gathering a shit ton of people and living out on a cruise ship.
@@drkilljoy6807 no castles in america? Maybe that's why? The country club down the street from my house looks like a damn fortress. A fortress on a golf course that I see deer on daily. Maybe you got a castle in your backyard but I don't have one.
@@TheProfessordank you have a device that has Google I suggest you use it there's plenty of them around America. I used to work at a country club it has deadbolt locks like an average house.
As for location, assuming it's abandoned, I'd hold up in a prison complex. Heavily fortified, plenty of places to hide, lots of space if you have a community to roll with. If you're lucky, there's food in the cafeteria, medical supplies in the infirmary, and/or weapons in the armory.
@@666-l3b7e mostly when you go to inhabit and hunker you would assume it’s abandoned… but that’s why it’s a silly idea for the early faze of a collapse. Chances are slim, and risk is very high.
YUP. I just moved to the mountain woods on some valley acreage with a stream. I've got a lot of work to do towards self-sufficiency, starting with getting reasonably independent from the power grid. And maybe find me a mountain woman who likes to can things.
The two of you crack me up so hard😄 I never really thought about what I’d do in that situation. I guess head home, get the family and guns together and decide what to do from there lol😄
@@natty-1620 sounds kinda paranoid to me. why hoping for the worst. realistically that point wont come before all of us are dead. Global warming and water shortage will cause more poverty and desperation but it's not going to fall into full anarchy for probably another hundred years minimum. The government systems countries have in place are too strong with powerful militaries right now
@@natty-1620 maybe. countries are always at war though. war has gone on in isreal for thousands of years. US fought in iraq. government leaders won't be so quick to just start throwing nukes at each other, they lived through the cold war and they are scared of the consequences
I wish u could show pics in the comment section. In Nelson, New Zealand 🇳🇿 we are having rain we haven't had for 40 years. The flooding is incredible! I'm a volunteer firefighter and my last 2 days have been nuts, with work on top of it.
Not sure why it took me so long to realize how crazy it is for Theo to be consistently funny on 2/3 hour long podcasts. ( Like it seems rare for him to be on a podcast that’s mediocre) It’s awesome how successful he is, he has the perfect kind of personality/humor to fit in SMS. ( George Carlin is an indisputable great. So much so his specials seemed like they were coming off the top of his head rather than spending the whole year perfecting it.) But from how SMS has lead to shorter attention spans, personalities/celebrities changing from mysterious/inaccessible to seeming like you know them & accessible.
The only rule i have for an apocalypse is, big places like hospitals police stations museums, just overall spacious places are a no go, you want places that are small like a corner-shop petrol stations etc… this way you have more of a chance at surviving.
The trick is to understand the signs of the pendulum falling, as Theo put it, before it starts to and be in place days or weeks before it gets to where Theo is hypothesizing. The thing is it's hardly ever an overnight thing, and if it is the decline has been happening and drastically visible for quite some time, think extensively failing infrastructure and openly corrupted governments. To answer Theo's question as to a place to hole up, post apocalypse community style, I'd try to hold down a Home Depot, lots of materials inside to reinforce, propane vehicles, use a forklift to clear a path to other nearby business to source more items. No windows except the front, roof access with parapets. If zombies are a thing sleeping in the racks above the floor. Otherwise make a death maze that leads to the most secure part of the store.
If you really think about it, it’s just constantly already the apocalypse. The only thing keeping it from not being is that everyone is doing everything needed in order to have a society. It’s gonna take something quite sudden and outrageously massive to actually make this happen. But seriously. It’s a good “high” thought experiment. It’s always the apocalypse. We just are all doing what is necessary in an apocalypse.
@@JimmyKlef even with all the scenario planning and speculation very few have the wherewithal to succeed, even people like me with an inkling of an idea are severely lacking in areas simply because of the society were used to. Gardening, livestock, bushcraft, first aid and medical knowledge, mechanical skills to utilize found material... You'd have to actually be well versed in 18th century living to have any kind of chance.
We are living out the book of revelation. Mark of beast system is here. They will create a living situation so bad ppl will be desperate and hungry to get chipped. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Unprecedented times coming ahead.
@@foodank_atr817 thats why you need a community with members who have uaeful specialties. And if someone is trustworthy and unskilled, invite them in as a laboror.
Love it. But those ditch diggers are gonna survive longer in a Apocalypse than any one living in Hollywood or Beverly Hills. A Bunker or Panic Room is only gonna last so long before a ditch digger takes it from you.
Joe not concerned over the NPC's AI, it's the PVP combat and raiding system he's concerned about. Hope's to find a base someone else already fortified or partially fortified.
A Costco! Has a kitchen, fridges. You can fortify entry ways with all the heavy metal shelving. There are tools. Accessible rooftop for vantage points or even airlift rescue. It’s basically a fort. There’s furniture for sleeping. It can contain a small community. It’s perfect for even a zombie apocalypse.
Everyone was on minimum wage at one point, life changes, time goes on and you develop more skills & confidence, and with that you take risks and apply yourself, and before you know it you are earning more money. Dont ever feel bad about yourself, look after your health, make your money, and apply yourself. Life will give you everything else. And if you make the choice to stay on minimum wage because you are happy, then thats ok too.
Joe Rogan is building the comedy store in Austin. Not for comedy but for a ultimate hidden backroom reveal when ww3 starts. Where he hides all his friends .
I just moved from Chicago to rural Wisconsin and immediately after getting my Wisconsin drivers license I went straight to the gun store and bought a bunch of guns. Illinois is one of the last 4 or so states that requires a FOID card (firearm owner Identification card) to purchase a gun. You have to be 21 to apply for a foid card. And even after you get it there’s ridiculous tax on guns and ammo and there’s no gun stores in or around Chicago really. I never wanted to bother with applying for a foid especially when I knew I was going to be moving to Wisconsin. Once I learned I was I started saving a separate pile of money to buy a bunch of guns when I get out there. I found a really cheap gun store that sold used guns as well so I got a full size handgun, a compact handgun, and AR platform, a 12 gauge shotgun, an old hunting rifle, and a 22 repeater rifle because I’ve wanted one since I was a kid and red dead redemption came out
In my hometown, I'd hold up in Lowe's. They have a bunch of shit you can build, the mall is nearby, the brewery (with farmland is nearby) car dealerships are nearby. It's perfect.
Just a personal thought… there are rules for society and rules for war and rules for survival. To apply the rules for one to another is to guarantee failure. To treat a “completely sideways” scenario with the rules you adhere to in society is to make yourself a victim. Conversely, if you apply the rules of all out war to the wrong scenario you make yourself a target for those just trying to survive. Your greatest survival tool in any situation is advanced knowledge of your moral compass and rules of engagement in each scenario, and being aware enough to know when each set of rules needs applied. With the number of potential threats circling our nation, if you haven’t already started thinking and war gaming this out you’re behind the curve.
You should read “The SHTF Art of War” by Jeffrey M. Olson. You’d probably like that book. I don’t think someone like you would learn a lot from it bc you have essentially explained a major point of the book, but you’d be validated in what the book offers and how you think. Loved your comment and I hope to never cross your path in a SHTF scenario lol
Well put. May I recommend “One Second After” by William Forstchen. Author is retired Military, specialized in asymmetrical warfare. His novel very accurately breaks down the aftermath of an EMP. How different events (waves of die-off, et cetera) will occur and in what sequence. Very insightful.
I don't know if it was Theo hosting in Rogan's studio that threw off the dynamic but there was so many awkward moments where they confused the hell out of each other. Like two homies high AF trying to describe to each other a movie they saw once 20 years ago.
The biggest concern should always be water. If something like the power goes down, a computer hacker attack from another government, or if there is no one to operate the water facilities there will be no pumping stations processing and pumping water out. Think deeply about that. We should have back up systems to our water systems and back ups to those.
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Deez
I reckon joe got a bunker
Don’t know why you weren’t on my subs already.. you are on so much I watch.. lol. Added
Back in what certain might would refer to as 2018 God Spoke unto me with great power and authority for some Day's. God has Spoken unto me IT IS THE TIME OF KNOWING KNOW YOUR HISTORY !
(Revelation means to reveal apocalypse is a Greek word meaning revelation and it's also a Greek word referring to what is written of in The Book of Revelation) We already are in The Time of Knowing !
*_You have seen Dawn Of The Dead, both versions, right?_*
Theo is basically a fully sentient toddler
😅underrated comment
Dead 😂
Lmao 😂
@@thomasc.8645 hahaa yeah man fuck those
Best description of Theo ever.
Joe definitely got a plan but he ain't sharing it publicly.
They have access to underground city bunkers when America gets nuked and invaded by russia and china. Dollar and global economy will collapse introducing the mark of beast. Without this no man can buy or sell. Revelation 13.
Rogan is the type of stupid who thinks his massive fortune would be able to purchase whatever he needs at the last second .
@@drugsarebad97 I find it hilarious when nobodies on the internet call rich entrepreneurs stupid.
@@drugsarebad97 you must be very smart
@@elmikatv if youve listened to him for years youd know hes not that smart
Theo and Joe chemistry is comedy gold
And it’s a good thing Theo brings the laughs
Joe kind of just instigates great Theo sound bites.
OJ W
Because they are both Golden Dawn. demonic faction, over powered Phoenix. See. Tamara Magdalena (2) chanel, Enalpekaf news, Divergent, Transmigration. These 2 'men' prolly ftm inverted. Elites reverence lucy that way. Perverted too ? 🩸🐍👁️🦎❓🐉❔🪐🔥
@@christopappageorge827 oh yeah without a doubt. Joe seems to set Theo up more than any other comedian he has on.
The best serious comedian with the best dopiest comedian they need to make a monthly podcast together minimum fr
Theo's zombie apocalypse plan is basically the Christmas dance scene in Home Alone
😂😂😂
What fucking dance scene?
@@klompsauce the one with the Jordan cardboard stand up on the toy train and all the mannequins to make it look like people were dancing and having a Christmas party
Ha! With a vest on and Blender going.
"Dance scene"? That was a survival plan.
Theo trying to defend himself in a mall with 500+ entrances would be entertaining😂
@@daibones2133 holy fuck that’s great
Like a game of pubg
All glass too!
“Jocko’s like, ‘I’m not even waking up tomorrow’” 😂
My favorite part
I’ve actually done this multiple times so I’m not late on my first day of work hahahaha I’m chronically late
Theo Von is an American treasure.
You can listen to the man for years and be surprised by shit he says every single time.
Factssss
Joe: “but the dumbest people are at the mall, they’re gonna f*ck it up for you.”
Theo: “they gotta go…” 😂😂😂
I'm on Theo's team. Dumb people will be used as cannon fodder
Joe: Dumbest people are going to mall.
Theo: wait whaaaa? That’s where I’m going.
The crash dummy exist for a reason kid find out if your a crash dummy
The mall would take several hundred people to properly defend.
A Costco or Sam's Club would be a better idea, but would still require several dozen people to defend.
Clear out the nearby Dicks/Academy/gun stores nearby before the hordes get there. You don't want them to use that stuff against you and you will need the arms and ammunition to defend the Sam's Club.
@@vigunfighter great idea because Costco and Sam's Club is where food comes from lol
An apocalypse movie or series starring Theo at the mall would be a beautiful thing. Theo Von's apocalypse days.
They basically described the movie "Dawn of the Dead" (1979...don't bother with the remake)
Theo would be at a FUCKING Dennys... let's be real here! 😆
In the kitchen spatula fighting with the brothas
Theo is the only one that talks to Joe like this 😆 it's awesome.
This was such a good question especially for Joe, one he’s never really been asked before and he didn’t really answer it all... maybe he’s just being hush about it on purpose because he doesn’t want to spoil his plan
Ikr? Seems like he of all people would have a post-apocalyptic plan. I guess he’s too rich to think about that. Ha
I don't think Joe is going to the mall.
It almost seemed like he got a little pissed off when Theo kept pushing for an answer but come on what is there to hide
He has been asked before. He doesn't give much of an answer because he believes it's too futile, I think. It was on that podcast with the guy that fixes Teslas
He has been asked …. Many times… literally podcasts about it
"Minimum wage thinkers" has me rolling.
You have to have some real bank to be thinking like this 😂
1:22 I had a feeling Theo wasn’t sure about gun terminology. 😂
Theo: "I would go to the mall"
a minute later.
Joe: "dumb people go to the mall"
🤣
Theo Von is Monty Python type funny. Recordings of him will outlive all his peers 🇬🇧👍
"The dumbest people are at the mall, the're gonna fuck it up for you!" LMAO!! That made me choke on my Lucky Charms!
Theo brainstorming mid chaos like “the prophecy is true” meme
Theo is such a trip..gotta love him
I love these two together, seriously good times.
Oh man they SERIOUSLY have to do a cartoon version of this!!!! 😂😂😂
Mos def
I Rather see their expression irl not toon
Paulytoon is on it i bet
@@heloooo83 well good thing making a toon version doesn’t delete the irl now isn’t it?
Hey buddy guess what?
F****n love Theo and his great conversation ideas. I need a bro like that.
Theo needs to write a movie script about the apocalypse
There was a movie with Jonah Hill and Micheal Sera and bunch of people where it was the end of the world and they all played a parody version of themselves. It would be hilarious if Joe and his crew of regulars/friends did the same.
Conversations between Joe and Theo is pure gold
Can't defend a mall, theres 12 entrances and they're glass doors people can drive a car right through. Don't even try fortifying a mall. Go to a country club or some shit. Somewhere with a solid door, or barricades to prevent cars ramming the doors.
A country club? When talking or thinking about these situations why does nobody bring up castles? Or how about gathering a shit ton of people and living out on a cruise ship.
@@drkilljoy6807 no castles in america? Maybe that's why? The country club down the street from my house looks like a damn fortress. A fortress on a golf course that I see deer on daily. Maybe you got a castle in your backyard but I don't have one.
@@TheProfessordank you have a device that has Google I suggest you use it there's plenty of them around America. I used to work at a country club it has deadbolt locks like an average house.
...a country club or some shit - funniest line all week
@@drkilljoy6807 so every country club is the same? That's foolish. And those aren't actually castles them shits have dead bolts like normal houses.
always amazing answers from joe rogan, honestly i'm astounded by most of them, and he does this regurlarly on every podcast video
I feel like Theo would be like Danny McBride in This Is The End
Just crying and cummin
Really gay
A cannibal?
A really gay cannibal?
Precisely!
We need 3 hours of these guys monthly
I'd get all the sports illustrated swimsuit editions so I can trade them for the economist or rolling stone.... lol 🤣
Both of these men are interesting and make me laugh. But when they are together, in their element, I don't know of better entertainment.
As for location, assuming it's abandoned, I'd hold up in a prison complex. Heavily fortified, plenty of places to hide, lots of space if you have a community to roll with. If you're lucky, there's food in the cafeteria, medical supplies in the infirmary, and/or weapons in the armory.
Yeah… cuz most prisons are empty and definitely not inhabited with people that are prone to violence 😂
@@adamblackman6660 he said “assuming its abandoned”
Isn’t that a plot from the walking dead?
Rick Grimes Season 3 style Walking Dead ☠️
@@666-l3b7e mostly when you go to inhabit and hunker you would assume it’s abandoned… but that’s why it’s a silly idea for the early faze of a collapse. Chances are slim, and risk is very high.
I've been preparing for this for 5 years. I'm not done yet but if it gets sideways I'm good for awhile
YUP. I just moved to the mountain woods on some valley acreage with a stream. I've got a lot of work to do towards self-sufficiency, starting with getting reasonably independent from the power grid. And maybe find me a mountain woman who likes to can things.
I love it when you can hear Jamie laughing in the background
Joe would Def hoard all the DMT and start breeding Elk
I don't want the world to end but if does, I'd like it to be with these 2 guys.
As Theo said about the dumb people: "He'd have to go..." He'd get us killed.
All I’d want is Theo.
@@sunshine3914 He'd get you killed :)
You always hear Jamie cracking up when Theo is on lmao
Hearing joe call blue collar, "ditch diggers" hits different.
Theo just wanted to live out the plot of Dawn Of The Dead with Joe so bad 😅
“Load up magazines”
Bro, it’s not uncles bathroom..
1:27 "Into what?" I burst out laughing XD Theo is like a kid i swear
The two of you crack me up so hard😄 I never really thought about what I’d do in that situation. I guess head home, get the family and guns together and decide what to do from there lol😄
@@natty-1620 sounds kinda paranoid to me. why hoping for the worst. realistically that point wont come before all of us are dead. Global warming and water shortage will cause more poverty and desperation but it's not going to fall into full anarchy for probably another hundred years minimum. The government systems countries have in place are too strong with powerful militaries right now
@@natty-1620 idk zombiez
@@natty-1620 maybe. countries are always at war though. war has gone on in isreal for thousands of years. US fought in iraq. government leaders won't be so quick to just start throwing nukes at each other, they lived through the cold war and they are scared of the consequences
“I would go to the mall” “Only dumb people would go to the mall” 😂
I wish u could show pics in the comment section. In Nelson, New Zealand 🇳🇿 we are having rain we haven't had for 40 years. The flooding is incredible! I'm a volunteer firefighter and my last 2 days have been nuts, with work on top of it.
During the apocalypse, I'd bunker up at a Costco🤘
Crazies can't get in without a membership card😂
Joe got a bunker, 100%
Awesomeness!
You guys absolutely smoked before this discussion!!
ditch diggers are the ones with a bunker, food, and lots of magazines
Cam Hanes is sending you a thousand hammers😂
Not sure why it took me so long to realize how crazy it is for Theo to be consistently funny on 2/3 hour long podcasts. ( Like it seems rare for him to be on a podcast that’s mediocre)
It’s awesome how successful he is, he has the perfect kind of personality/humor to fit in SMS.
( George Carlin is an indisputable great. So much so his specials seemed like they were coming off the top of his head rather than spending the whole year perfecting it.)
But from how SMS has lead to shorter attention spans, personalities/celebrities changing from mysterious/inaccessible to seeming like you know them & accessible.
I knew Joe was ripped when he said “You could use magazines as protection, stack enough of em on top of each other”
I friggin died 😂
stacked paper is remarkably good at stopping bullets. Add a ceramic tile and it'll stop rifle bullets.
The only rule i have for an apocalypse is, big places like hospitals police stations museums, just overall spacious places are a no go, you want places that are small like a corner-shop petrol stations etc… this way you have more of a chance at surviving.
I am leaving for the mountains
Oh my god, 'load up some magazines'...'???...'sports illustrated'....I'm dying here Theo! 🤣🤣🤣
The trick is to understand the signs of the pendulum falling, as Theo put it, before it starts to and be in place days or weeks before it gets to where Theo is hypothesizing.
The thing is it's hardly ever an overnight thing, and if it is the decline has been happening and drastically visible for quite some time, think extensively failing infrastructure and openly corrupted governments.
To answer Theo's question as to a place to hole up, post apocalypse community style, I'd try to hold down a Home Depot, lots of materials inside to reinforce, propane vehicles, use a forklift to clear a path to other nearby business to source more items. No windows except the front, roof access with parapets. If zombies are a thing sleeping in the racks above the floor. Otherwise make a death maze that leads to the most secure part of the store.
If you really think about it, it’s just constantly already the apocalypse. The only thing keeping it from not being is that everyone is doing everything needed in order to have a society. It’s gonna take something quite sudden and outrageously massive to actually make this happen.
But seriously. It’s a good “high” thought experiment. It’s always the apocalypse. We just are all doing what is necessary in an apocalypse.
@@JimmyKlef even with all the scenario planning and speculation very few have the wherewithal to succeed, even people like me with an inkling of an idea are severely lacking in areas simply because of the society were used to. Gardening, livestock, bushcraft, first aid and medical knowledge, mechanical skills to utilize found material... You'd have to actually be well versed in 18th century living to have any kind of chance.
We are living out the book of revelation. Mark of beast system is here. They will create a living situation so bad ppl will be desperate and hungry to get chipped. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Unprecedented times coming ahead.
I see you've put some thought into this. Not a bad plan imo
@@foodank_atr817 thats why you need a community with members who have uaeful specialties. And if someone is trustworthy and unskilled, invite them in as a laboror.
Love it. But those ditch diggers are gonna survive longer in a Apocalypse than any one living in Hollywood or Beverly Hills. A Bunker or Panic Room is only gonna last so long before a ditch digger takes it from you.
Theo's plan is to basically re-enact Dawn Of The Dead
What another great listen.
Joe not concerned over the NPC's AI, it's the PVP combat and raiding system he's concerned about. Hope's to find a base someone else already fortified or partially fortified.
A Costco! Has a kitchen, fridges. You can fortify entry ways with all the heavy metal shelving. There are tools. Accessible rooftop for vantage points or even airlift rescue. It’s basically a fort. There’s furniture for sleeping. It can contain a small community. It’s perfect for even a zombie apocalypse.
Theo definitely jumped the fence at the Tulane primate center as a kid 🤣.
Joe is looking at Theo thinking where is the door
“Minimum wage thinkers” 😂that made me feel like shit about myself
Dont feel bad bro, you guys have your place in the world.
Everyone was on minimum wage at one point, life changes, time goes on and you develop more skills & confidence, and with that you take risks and apply yourself, and before you know it you are earning more money. Dont ever feel bad about yourself, look after your health, make your money, and apply yourself. Life will give you everything else. And if you make the choice to stay on minimum wage because you are happy, then thats ok too.
A home improvement store would be the best place to fortified. Especially with a giant enclosed garden center.
I read a zombie book about this. The only safe place is a cave halfway down a cliff. I read it, it must be true
Accurate
Every time I hear Theo, I think, "this guy is the dumbest genius on earth"
Joe Rogan is building the comedy store in Austin. Not for comedy but for a ultimate hidden backroom reveal when ww3 starts. Where he hides all his friends .
Joe and Theo talk like best friends
I just moved from Chicago to rural Wisconsin and immediately after getting my Wisconsin drivers license I went straight to the gun store and bought a bunch of guns. Illinois is one of the last 4 or so states that requires a FOID card (firearm owner Identification card) to purchase a gun. You have to be 21 to apply for a foid card. And even after you get it there’s ridiculous tax on guns and ammo and there’s no gun stores in or around Chicago really. I never wanted to bother with applying for a foid especially when I knew I was going to be moving to Wisconsin. Once I learned I was I started saving a separate pile of money to buy a bunch of guns when I get out there. I found a really cheap gun store that sold used guns as well so I got a full size handgun, a compact handgun, and AR platform, a 12 gauge shotgun, an old hunting rifle, and a 22 repeater rifle because I’ve wanted one since I was a kid and red dead redemption came out
Deaf Jack Russel
My favourite Theo moment 😂
Theo sounds exactly like my friend Aaron. Not ready for apocalypse, but wants to know how I'd do it.
0:53 I swear I thought he was about to say “so I guess you would have to respond to each situation on… DMT!”
Lmao
if it went down, our corrupt government would shut down all the roads and make us completely rely on them
Military checkpoints in America is coming soon. Martial law.
Fnord
I'd call Adam Greentree. If there's anyone that'll survive the apocalypse, it's Adam.
Id go to the library...im checking out a few books on edible plants, medicine, and engineering 🤣🤣🤣
Why waste the time too check out.
In my hometown, I'd hold up in Lowe's. They have a bunch of shit you can build, the mall is nearby, the brewery (with farmland is nearby) car dealerships are nearby. It's perfect.
“Cam Hanes is sending you a thousand hammers” 🤣🤣🤣
The Ben Simmons shit and the Monster energy bit had me fucking dying lol.
They are both completely blazed here
"somewhere fortified" "like a mall?" Lmao
Just a personal thought… there are rules for society and rules for war and rules for survival. To apply the rules for one to another is to guarantee failure. To treat a “completely sideways” scenario with the rules you adhere to in society is to make yourself a victim. Conversely, if you apply the rules of all out war to the wrong scenario you make yourself a target for those just trying to survive.
Your greatest survival tool in any situation is advanced knowledge of your moral compass and rules of engagement in each scenario, and being aware enough to know when each set of rules needs applied.
With the number of potential threats circling our nation, if you haven’t already started thinking and war gaming this out you’re behind the curve.
You should read “The SHTF Art of War” by Jeffrey M. Olson. You’d probably like that book. I don’t think someone like you would learn a lot from it bc you have essentially explained a major point of the book, but you’d be validated in what the book offers and how you think. Loved your comment and I hope to never cross your path in a SHTF scenario lol
Well put. May I recommend “One Second After” by William Forstchen.
Author is retired Military, specialized in asymmetrical warfare.
His novel very accurately breaks down the aftermath of an EMP.
How different events (waves of die-off, et cetera) will occur and in what sequence. Very insightful.
@@BoomerMcBoom I’ve also read this (twice) I agree. It’s a must read!
Theo facing the zombies with a box full of old nat geos!!
Joe said ima fighter but no lie this 7.62 make me look stout in the ring.🤣🤣🤣🤣
the best place to hide out at would be a school. its built to be safe, has a nurses office, a gym, a cafeteria and multiple rooms and bathrooms
I’m loading magazines.
Into what!?
Into guns!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Theo Von is Joe Rogan's best guest. He's just so fucking out there.
I just saw a video of Theo as a child preacher & a lounge singer WTF
🚭JUST SAY NOPE TA DOPE KIDS🤤
LMAO! Exactly!!🤣😂
Theo is wild 😂
This is a real "High" conversation
Got my plates, pew pews and food ready 🤣
I don't know if it was Theo hosting in Rogan's studio that threw off the dynamic but there was so many awkward moments where they confused the hell out of each other. Like two homies high AF trying to describe to each other a movie they saw once 20 years ago.
Reminded me of the scenes from I Am Legend when he's talking to the lady manakin
I hope they make a JRE toon out of this conversation
Gold
Lmfaooo “jockos just gunna be up for work”
The biggest concern should always be water. If something like the power goes down, a computer hacker attack from another government, or if there is no one to operate the water facilities there will be no pumping stations processing and pumping water out. Think deeply about that. We should have back up systems to our water systems and back ups to those.
how u gonna use water with no internet fool
We’re already heading for Armageddon with that
Do you not have creeks or rivers where you live?
"get me a medium"🤣
Cam Haynes sends you like a thousand hammers 😂😂😂
"Magazines into what?" Lol o theo I love it
Joe needs to do a Podcast with Demolition Ranch. I could see Joe and Matt become best buds