Not a Trump fan but as someone with a stutter I've never known a stutter to work like that. Also Biden never seemed to do that even a few years ago. Biden having a stutter seems about as legit as Trump having bone spurs.
And why he says he is running for Senate and calls Trump Gorge. Or says literally I quote " we put together the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRAUD organization in history". I am sure that's just his stutter.
I really enjoyed the video, but we really need to stop trashing Johnny Depp, when by all accounts, it seems like he was the one actually abused in his relationship. There's plenty of audiotapes from his conversations with his now ex-wife and it is clearer than day that she is extremely abusive.
Completely agree. Its awful that johnny depp has lost his job.. because of DV. People are so quick to blame the man in those situations regardless of evidence. Men are victims too and sadly things like this stop men coming forward. It took alot for johnny to come forward and there is so much evidence she abused him and hes still called an abuser/"wife beater"
Glad he won't be doing any more things like pulling the government back so that small businesses can run with less regulations so they can hire more people. Opportunity zones ... so the people who couldn't otherwise afford small businesses would be able to afford small businesses and build up their communities. These areas pay special interest to minority groups. 10 year funding for historically black colleges. Manufacturing jobs brought back to the United States. Tax cuts allowing for more jobs and businesses to stay open. Before the cold virus hit historically low unemployment in Latino, black, Asian, women, and youth unemployment. Median household income was the highest in decades. New trade agreements that actually benefited the United States and increased our exports. Took the kids out of Obama's cages. Secured our Southern border and deterred many child traffickers and rescued the children from the traffickers(coyotes). Fulfilled Obama's broken promise to move the embassy to Jerusalem and thereby re-establishing our word with foreign leaders. Reasserting America's leadership with World heads by renegotiating trade terms and not accepting proposals that hurt the United States. Removing The United States from the onesided Iran deal. Taking out Isis leaders. Took care of our veterans. Strengthened our military and increased amunitions. Was working on reforming police. The first step Act. Prison reform. Rebooted NASA in order to increase space exploration. Put America before other countries but still helped other countries. Was working on the global effort to decriminalize homosexuality. Actually worked on diplomacy with our enemies to try to disarm them. Removed Obama's unconstitutional penalty for not having insurance.Was completely transparent in just about every way possible including on Twitter granted not always politically correct and probably could have handled things better and said things better but Got to admit he was always transparent. But your right Biden/Harris socialist plan is better... Give the fedetal government more control of our lives instead. Who cares about the republic? We don't need it.
@@hermesgeko Why not take a page out of your uploaded videos and "Just Breathe" or "Relax". Seriously, you are a prime example that 'only the truth is funny'. You just vented ALL THAT (which I barely read half of it BTW) and you upload relaxation videos and "believe in spreading positivity"? Clearly you got some issues...yeesh! PS you misspelled 'federal'.
I do get frustrated when people make fun of Biden for verbal flusters. He has a stutter since childhood, and has learned to work around it by changing his sentence. People assume he's an idiot but he's disabled.
Exactly. A stutter doesn't make you unable to run for president. It doesn't make you intellectually stupid. It's just a stutter. Trump on the other hand can't even form a coherent sentence without a stutter, that says a lot.
Johnny Depp is innocent, Ambers the one that was abusive to him and now he’s been labelled as a “wife beater” when he’s not. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp 🏴☠️🏴☠️
Im not going to argue but I suggest listening to the full audios. Amber gets very angry that Johnny leaves during a fight and insists that her throwing pots and pans at him is irrelevant.
@@purplenurple9812 no he wasn’t. He walked away constantly she hit angry that he wouldn’t fight her. Any thing he did was self defence. She literally cut his finger off threw pots and pans at the man shat in his bed. She said things like tell them Johnny tell them I beat you and see how many people believe you and you see. She got away with it.
Normally I'm a fan, but the Johnny Depp comment was classless. Johnny Depp was a victim of domestic violence, I don't really get making him the butt of a joke like that. It's not okay.
@@NovaBridger Okay sorry. Also, what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The cooking time. What are you talking about? Badly placed jokes aren't good, they need calling out.
@@miarobets3223 so Russell joke wasn’t funny but the one this blokes just made is completely fine or are you that much of a mong it’s gone completely over your head?
Being realistic, Biden does have a stutter. That's a diagnosed disability and we have to recognise that all working people with disabilities need to have reasonable adjustments for those disabilities made and taken into account. And honestly, picking on someone for a speech disorder, especially when they're otherwise competent at their job (even if you don't agree with their politics) is erring on the side of bullying. Disagree with his policies, disagree with the bills he wrote and pushed through -- those are reasonable things to disagree with -- but work out where the line is.
Thank you for saying this. I'm surprised really; I had no clue he's been diagnosed with a stutter. But people making fun of it knowing he has a stutter is bullshit and also ableist like people have said
I'm just saying it Trump should've never been the president in the first place. To this day I'm still convinced that "Pokemon Go to the poles" is the reason Hilary lost that election
No Hiliary pissed more people off than Trump did before that election. That is why she lost. She assumed as she was the wife of Bill Clinton she would just be gifted the White House as it was her right as a Clinton. She was wrong and lost.
@@packersfanforlife7903 true say.. She also came across as very arrogant however just like trump she made ignorant points. I feel sorry for American politics they're getting unlucky choices
@@Thawhid although a Conservative, I do hope if Biden gets in ultimately he can calm down the idiots trying to destroy America from within. Antifa and the BLM Political Movement. If he can achieve that he will do a good job I reckon.
I'm so happy this show is back. I've watched so many of these vids on youtube for so long, from long ago and living in Australia I couldn't relate to many topics, especially how dated they are now but I loved Russel's deliveries. It's awesome to see him doing this show again and can't wait to keep watching!
@@dubliam8064 Biden is about as "moderate left" as Boris Johnson. It's kinda funny and sad at the same time that Trump refers to him as "radical left".
Biden was the "safe" candidate. A more progressive ("better") candidate would have lost this election, because they would have lost states like Georgia, Nevada, and Pennsylavania.
I do kinda feels sorry for Biden tho, he just overcame an impediment and still struggles, I’m not American so im not taking sides but i think he is definitely brave for going from hardly speaking at all, to talking to a hole country.
I just want to congratulate America. You faced the destruction of your democracy and said no. You, at long last, showed us that you're as good as you claim. Well done.
Alaina Callahan I’m somewhat ashamed to say that we, in the UK, are finding this hysterical. Ms Swan, you’re right, its not much better but what can we do eh? We’re not here for long, and ignorance is bliss... laughing it off is sometimes the only thing we can do. Merry Christmas everybody!
@Jack Handy How is that bullshit? it's a literal fact...4 years ago Hilary had about 65 million votes, this time around Joe has about 74 million (and still counting) with 160 million total votes 67% turnout compared to 60% in 2016 the highest in over a century
@Jack Handy That's not evidence 😂🤦♂️ That is literally someone saying something that happened, with NO proof To put it another way, if I made a video and in the video I said dogs can talk just like people can, I've seen/heard it myself, does that make it true? no, you need evidence, actual evidence hard evidence not some random lady saying something happened so it's true Come back with actual evidence please.
@Jack Handy And still no evidence provided... If you had shown actual evidence of people changing ballots, burning ballots then I and many people like me would believe you, however like most 'Rightards' you come in, make baseless accusations, provide zero evidence then disappear And your little speech about 'we the people' sounds like a rallying cry to all your fellow knuckle draggers to incite violence for those who believe the election is somehow 'rigged' Lmao🤦♂️ gimme a break, maybe you need to learn how the vote is counted or provide REAL evidence and then get back to me Sure you can try end the debate all you like, because that's what republicans do isn't it? attempt to stop the count attempt to stop a legitimate electoral process and bury your head in the sand saying "we won, we won, we won" but you know ultimately, it is legitimate otherwise you would have provided proof, the only 'vermin' here are people who accept the electoral process when it's in their favor and reject it when it's against them, just like what Trump is doing. He's is gonna have to be dragged out of the white house like a toddler who doesn't want to leave the soft play area 😂 I can't wait for the memes in 2021 they will be fantastic
@Jack Handy anndd yet, his legal team FAILED to provide evidence in courts. All their legal attempt tossed out so many times. If its right, they should have enough evidence to contest the result, but they dont.
Normally I would just laugh and MoveOn but I am I have to disagree with his Johnny Depp comment he made it to sound like he was the abuser one fact is abusing him and I feel like it’s wrong to spread that information while he’s going through multiple trials right now and when there’s so much evidence to prove that Amber is the abuser
@@Osmosis909 Because the judge is a biased idiot? You have this broken down here by an actual lawyer: th-cam.com/video/KhshYyUul1o/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=LostBeyondPluto I followed the entire case. Jonny had a mountain of actual evidence and Ambers defence was pathetic. This was 100% incorrectly ruled.
Biden is winning by 12,000+ votes in Pennsylvania...1,500 votes in Georgia...and 20,000 votes in Nevada and it's close in North Carolina (Trump is ahead by 80,000 with 200,000 votes left to count) Biden needs any of those states mentioned to win but Trump needs to get them all to win, I think we can safely say Biden is the next US president
"All men and women created by the... go... you know... you know the thing." Well said grandpa. Also domestic violence should be no one has a right to raise a hand to anyone else other than in self-defense. Not every relationship is man/woman.
That’s just an excuse. Yes he has a stutter. Lots of people have stutters. Stutters don’t make u misplace words however they just make u struggle to get the word out not misplace words
@@mmahighlights9014 Did you even read the comment? The stutter means he uses replacing words in the moment as a coping mechanism. Just say you're ableist and leave
@@AnonEyeMouse i have a stutter. I know what it is. he does it when he stammers and trips over the words. Trying to get out all out but tripping over. That’s what happens to me.
@@AnonEyeMouse yes it is how stutters work. You can't say what you're about to say so you have to really quickly switch gears and try to finish your thought and sometimes you lose the train and sometimes you end up saying things that make no god damn sense because that's not what you wanted to say but you couldn't get a good alternative fast enough.
- First president Since the 70’s to not start a war - Defused the North Korea Nuclear Crisis - Unemployment down to a 3.5% - Created millions of jobs - Fixed trade deals with CCP - Lowered taxes - The wealth gap shrank - Withdrew > 7,000 troops - Strengthened the military - Renegotiated NAFTA - Household incomes rose and inflation stayed low - Signed a bill restoring funding for black colleges - Signed the Police Reform Executive Order - Rise in income for black families - He advocates school of choice - He recently unveiled the “Platinum Plan” - The United States became a net oil exporter for the first time 75 years - By January 31st Trump declared the Coronavirus a public health emergency and had restricted travel form China, per Fauci’s recommendation - 3 months ago Dr. Fauci stated that Trumps decision helps state lives - He pushed for companies to work on rona treatment - Unveiled warp speed effort, to create a vaccine for the coof by 2021
@@proudamerican3543 most of that stuff was done by others. His advisor team is huge and he needs it because he's a moron. You know what his claim to fame was, it was that washing machines had more water. That proves he knows nothing about the pressing issues. Racism is at an all time high. Police brutality is at an all time high. Gun purchase and use in crime(school shootings etc) is at an all time high. He spends 65 million dollars every 33 seconds on the military, an unnecessary purchase chain. He didn't lower taxes at all, in fact they went up because he is using the money on pointless reasons. He signed the police reform paper because people had to destroy an entire city to do so. He hasn't tightened the gun laws, that means that gun related crimes go up. Neither trump or biden would be a good president l, but biden is the better option right now because trump is an absolute idiot. He told the US citizens to inject disinfectants/bleach into their bloodstream to combat covid-19 (which would kill you) and he even claimed he had won the election before it started. Trump is an Idiot and he should not be the president of one of the most powerful nations in the world.
@Sam Heff Wtf is the first three line of your reply, police brutality is high; well play stupid games win stupid prizes. Racism is at an all time high “If don’t vote for me up you ain’t black” Murders are down 6% (2016-2019). Handgun production is down -35%.
I would like to bring up the fact that Biden has a stutter and that's why he get he words muddled because he has to concentrate so much on how hes talking that sometimes what hes saying get forgotten
@@niyki couldn't really give a shit whether you "ratio" my comment or not. It was a funny joke. Johnny Depp is a multimillionaire - I highly doubt that he cares if a British comedian makes fun out of him. It's a joke. It's that simple
1:01 - 1:10 I think he confused Biden for Cromwell... 4:18 Also I swear that "Make America Great Again" was basically Ross's motive for becoming the Red Hulk when Marvel Comics first revealed that back in 2010.
Honestly russell should’ve saved the stuff about Biden for until after the results. The fact that its now very close from him to achieve victory feels like this is worth a jinx. Biden may be too old but he isn’t a russian sleeper agent
LOL. There is or ever was 0% proof that Trump is a 'Russian sleeper agent' there is on the other hand proof that Biden was ferring around his son to China and making million $$ deals with literally China's communist gov and getting his own cut via his son.
@@martasorangeberry Biden is basically Jesus so they will take anything pver Trump. These next 4 years will reveal... is Biden a classic liberal or is he a socalist which many people suspect! Either way China is now the biggest threat to the US behind Russia now. So he already has that one wrong. But like I said they will take anything over Trump at the moment. Just like back in 2016 most people took anything over Clinton
I'm actually from Wilmington Delaware and know a bunch of people that have interacted with Joe. The clips of him fumbling words are part of much longer hour long speeches. Biden has a history of making gaffs and misspeaking and it comes more from that history than his age. He also had a stutter when he was younger which you can still see traces of. I ask the people I know who interact with him how he seems and they all say "he seems fine". The worst I have heard is physically he doesn't seem as strong.
Ehhhh the love for obama at the end there... He's better sure, and as a figurehead he's pretty great; but policywise people suffered under Obama a hell of a lot. Its why people wanted trump to begin with.
@FireIron 36 Failed to fix the flint water crisis Didn't end the wars in afganistan and iraq Didn't ban fracking Continued the drug war meaning tonnes of people got put in prison meaninglessly and illegal drug market remained a thing Didn't get or even really try to get nationalised healthcare No adequate police reform to prevent cops murdering POC Civil asset forfeiture (aka legalised robbery by cop) For profit prisons NAFTA, Trade relations with China and the attempted TPP Stoked tensions with north korea instead of getting peace like trump clumsily did Massively increased the drone war P sure he put sanctions on cuba or atleast didn't lift them US intervention in Libya Plenty more too lol that I just wouldn't know of. Trump won the midwest primarily because of diseffected obama voters who knew the democrat establishment didn't care about them
"Get your booty to the poll" should be the official slogan for every election from now on.
Play that section of the video for every election more people will vote
I agree
Will just point out, Biden has a stutter and that's why he sometimes trips over his words or changes what he's saying halfway through a sentence.
And
lol
Not a Trump fan but as someone with a stutter I've never known a stutter to work like that. Also Biden never seemed to do that even a few years ago. Biden having a stutter seems about as legit as Trump having bone spurs.
And why he says he is running for Senate and calls Trump Gorge. Or says literally I quote " we put together the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRAUD organization in history".
I am sure that's just his stutter.
@@shadowprince4482 As someone with a light stutter, mine works like Biden's...
I really enjoyed the video, but we really need to stop trashing Johnny Depp, when by all accounts, it seems like he was the one actually abused in his relationship. There's plenty of audiotapes from his conversations with his now ex-wife and it is clearer than day that she is extremely abusive.
Completely agree. Its awful that johnny depp has lost his job.. because of DV. People are so quick to blame the man in those situations regardless of evidence. Men are victims too and sadly things like this stop men coming forward. It took alot for johnny to come forward and there is so much evidence she abused him and hes still called an abuser/"wife beater"
that was out of pocket, but i guess no ones safe.
yes that got me looking through the comments
@@JW-ds8gb only because she had Fuckon ( Elon) musk by her side!
Love Russell, really dislike that joke he made.
I'm already designing the "YOU'RE FIRED" sign to put on my lawn when this is over. In neatly flourished cursive with glitter.
Underrated comment😂😂
Might join you on that one
thats awesome
Glad he won't be doing any more things like pulling the government back so that small businesses can run with less regulations so they can hire more people. Opportunity zones ... so the people who couldn't otherwise afford small businesses would be able to afford small businesses and build up their communities. These areas pay special interest to minority groups. 10 year funding for historically black colleges. Manufacturing jobs brought back to the United States. Tax cuts allowing for more jobs and businesses to stay open. Before the cold virus hit historically low unemployment in Latino, black, Asian, women, and youth unemployment. Median household income was the highest in decades. New trade agreements that actually benefited the United States and increased our exports. Took the kids out of Obama's cages. Secured our Southern border and deterred many child traffickers and rescued the children from the traffickers(coyotes). Fulfilled Obama's broken promise to move the embassy to Jerusalem and thereby re-establishing our word with foreign leaders. Reasserting America's leadership with World heads by renegotiating trade terms and not accepting proposals that hurt the United States. Removing The United States from the onesided Iran deal. Taking out Isis leaders. Took care of our veterans. Strengthened our military and increased amunitions. Was working on reforming police. The first step Act. Prison reform. Rebooted NASA in order to increase space exploration. Put America before other countries but still helped other countries. Was working on the global effort to decriminalize homosexuality. Actually worked on diplomacy with our enemies to try to disarm them. Removed Obama's unconstitutional penalty for not having insurance.Was completely transparent in just about every way possible including on Twitter granted not always politically correct and probably could have handled things better and said things better but Got to admit he was always transparent. But your right Biden/Harris socialist plan is better... Give the fedetal government more control of our lives instead. Who cares about the republic? We don't need it.
@@hermesgeko Why not take a page out of your uploaded videos and "Just Breathe" or "Relax". Seriously, you are a prime example that 'only the truth is funny'. You just vented ALL THAT (which I barely read half of it BTW) and you upload relaxation videos and "believe in spreading positivity"? Clearly you got some issues...yeesh! PS you misspelled 'federal'.
The only way Trump is like Churchill is his weight.
Destruction 100
Weight 3000
Except most of Churchill's weight was from his massive balls, rather than Trump's bullshit gland and spray tan.
@forget me everyone was racist in the 1930s and 1940s, no surprise.
Barack Obama doesn't make it ok
She's nuts
I do get frustrated when people make fun of Biden for verbal flusters.
He has a stutter since childhood, and has learned to work around it by changing his sentence. People assume he's an idiot but he's disabled.
Calling Donald trump by George bush isn’t having a stutter
@@wellhelodeer2680 He didn't say George Bush - he said George, which was the name of the person interviewing him.
@Jack Handy that never happened tho
Exactly. A stutter doesn't make you unable to run for president. It doesn't make you intellectually stupid. It's just a stutter. Trump on the other hand can't even form a coherent sentence without a stutter, that says a lot.
@Jack Handy That's from an edited video and never happened.
Johnny Depp is innocent, Ambers the one that was abusive to him and now he’s been labelled as a “wife beater” when he’s not. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp 🏴☠️🏴☠️
They were abusive to each other! It was a very toxic relationship.
@@purplenurple9812 ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Its.... Debatable at best...?
@@robots-FTW I don't think it is.I followed the court case..yes he was abusive,she was also abusive.They should never have been together.
Im not going to argue but I suggest listening to the full audios. Amber gets very angry that Johnny leaves during a fight and insists that her throwing pots and pans at him is irrelevant.
@@purplenurple9812 no he wasn’t. He walked away constantly she hit angry that he wouldn’t fight her. Any thing he did was self defence. She literally cut his finger off threw pots and pans at the man shat in his bed. She said things like tell them Johnny tell them I beat you and see how many people believe you and you see. She got away with it.
Normally I'm a fan, but the Johnny Depp comment was classless. Johnny Depp was a victim of domestic violence, I don't really get making him the butt of a joke like that. It's not okay.
literally^^^^^
Yeah Amanda will get away with it because she’s a woman probably, and I’m a woman and it’s gross
Agreed
It's a joke, chill out
@@NovaBridger Okay sorry. Also, what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The cooking time.
What are you talking about? Badly placed jokes aren't good, they need calling out.
Well i'm not happy with that Johnny deep joke
@FireIron 36 ikr way below bar I love Russell but that just wasn't right
@@miarobets3223 so Russell joke wasn’t funny but the one this blokes just made is completely fine or are you that much of a mong it’s gone completely over your head?
@@blakeyyg no I just don’t think they noticed his joke that’s all lmao
bruh its a hjoke
Chill out Karen, it's a harmless joke
Being realistic, Biden does have a stutter. That's a diagnosed disability and we have to recognise that all working people with disabilities need to have reasonable adjustments for those disabilities made and taken into account. And honestly, picking on someone for a speech disorder, especially when they're otherwise competent at their job (even if you don't agree with their politics) is erring on the side of bullying. Disagree with his policies, disagree with the bills he wrote and pushed through -- those are reasonable things to disagree with -- but work out where the line is.
Very well said
yeah,, this got ableist very fast
I agree!
Thank you for saying this. I'm surprised really; I had no clue he's been diagnosed with a stutter. But people making fun of it knowing he has a stutter is bullshit and also ableist like people have said
What about forgetting your dead son is dead?
That tangerine did invent a word tho.
Cofveve
That tangerine also invented a new nation.
Nambia
It's Covfefe, but good point well received. :)
@@rachelfox8108 alternate facts, alternate spellings
Don't forget the Asian country of Nipple...
Not tangerine. Satsuma
Wasn't Namibia already there
Your show is my favourite and you're also my favourite comedian.
"Make America Great Again" so... He's admitting that he screwed up.
That quote actually makes me think less about Trumpy.
We looked at Boris vs Corbin and were like "yeah, we can do that too"
Corbin over Johnson... the spin shudders at the thought of the title of PM Corbin
Except America got the "better" candidate to win
I like Russel but what he said about Johnny Depp just wasn’t right, he clearly hasn’t researched into that much.
I like him too but he hasn't researched any of the things he talks about
He's simply making a reference to events in the news this week.
I've been waiting for this one, turn it up!
"take a look at the oranges" Trump apparently saw his reflection somewhere
I'm just saying it Trump should've never been the president in the first place.
To this day I'm still convinced that "Pokemon Go to the poles" is the reason Hilary lost that election
I wouldn't be surprised honestly.
No Hiliary pissed more people off than Trump did before that election. That is why she lost. She assumed as she was the wife of Bill Clinton she would just be gifted the White House as it was her right as a Clinton. She was wrong and lost.
Hillary seems like a terrible person, to be honest.
@@packersfanforlife7903 true say.. She also came across as very arrogant however just like trump she made ignorant points. I feel sorry for American politics they're getting unlucky choices
@@Thawhid although a Conservative, I do hope if Biden gets in ultimately he can calm down the idiots trying to destroy America from within. Antifa and the BLM Political Movement. If he can achieve that he will do a good job I reckon.
I’m a fan of Russel Howard but I didn’t like the Johnny Depp joke especially when it was proven it was his wife that abused him not him 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾
I thought the same tbh
yeah i thought it was poor as well
It was funny until it I couldn’t decide who was in the wrong
At what point is the joke in question?
@@nathanjackson9112 6:50
Lets just notice that anything that goes against him is a fraud or an error.
Just like a child. Throwing temper tantrums all over the place.
I'm so happy this show is back. I've watched so many of these vids on youtube for so long, from long ago and living in Australia I couldn't relate to many topics, especially how dated they are now but I loved Russel's deliveries. It's awesome to see him doing this show again and can't wait to keep watching!
I've seen a lot more humanity in Biden then I ever saw in Trump. Still couldn't they pick a better candidate?
You are easily fooled.
bernie would have been better but baby steps. haha.
@@kanedNunable oh yes but the American population think he is too left leaning when in Europe he'd just be about moderate left.
@@dubliam8064 Biden is about as "moderate left" as Boris Johnson. It's kinda funny and sad at the same time that Trump refers to him as "radical left".
Biden was the "safe" candidate. A more progressive ("better") candidate would have lost this election, because they would have lost states like Georgia, Nevada, and Pennsylavania.
Biden's just got a stutter leave the man alone
I do kinda feels sorry for Biden tho, he just overcame an impediment and still struggles, I’m not American so im not taking sides but i think he is definitely brave for going from hardly speaking at all, to talking to a hole country.
No he’s spoken before, he spoke in front of a bunch of people when giuliani ran for president.
Yes Russel !!!!!
I just want to congratulate America. You faced the destruction of your democracy and said no. You, at long last, showed us that you're as good as you claim. Well done.
This would be hysterical if I wasn't an American.
yeah you poor sod, but its not much better here in uk
Alaina Callahan I’m somewhat ashamed to say that we, in the UK, are finding this hysterical. Ms Swan, you’re right, its not much better but what can we do eh? We’re not here for long, and ignorance is bliss... laughing it off is sometimes the only thing we can do.
Merry Christmas everybody!
😓😓😓😓 we all need a miracle right now...
It's true it's
I'm from a 3rd world and even I'm laughing my ass off
You have our sympathy (from the UK)
“Joe biden has received the most votes in HISTORY”. Damn americans really want the DT mister OUT😂
@Jack Handy How is that bullshit? it's a literal fact...4 years ago Hilary had about 65 million votes, this time around Joe has about 74 million (and still counting) with 160 million total votes 67% turnout compared to 60% in 2016 the highest in over a century
@Jack Handy That's not evidence
😂🤦♂️
That is literally someone saying something that happened, with NO proof
To put it another way, if I made a video and in the video I said dogs can talk just like people can, I've seen/heard it myself, does that make it true? no, you need evidence, actual evidence hard evidence not some random lady saying something happened so it's true
Come back with actual evidence please.
@Jack Handy And still no evidence provided...
If you had shown actual evidence of people changing ballots, burning ballots then I and many people like me would believe you, however like most 'Rightards' you come in, make baseless accusations, provide zero evidence then disappear
And your little speech about 'we the people' sounds like a rallying cry to all your fellow knuckle draggers to incite violence for those who believe the election is somehow 'rigged' Lmao🤦♂️ gimme a break, maybe you need to learn how the vote is counted or provide REAL evidence and then get back to me
Sure you can try end the debate all you like, because that's what republicans do isn't it? attempt to stop the count attempt to stop a legitimate electoral process and bury your head in the sand saying "we won, we won, we won" but you know ultimately, it is legitimate otherwise you would have provided proof, the only 'vermin' here are people who accept the electoral process when it's in their favor and reject it when it's against them, just like what Trump is doing.
He's is gonna have to be dragged out of the white house like a toddler who doesn't want to leave the soft play area
😂 I can't wait for the memes in 2021 they will be fantastic
@Jack Handy anndd yet, his legal team FAILED to provide evidence in courts. All their legal attempt tossed out so many times. If its right, they should have enough evidence to contest the result, but they dont.
Normally I would just laugh and MoveOn but I am I have to disagree with his Johnny Depp comment he made it to sound like he was the abuser one fact is abusing him and I feel like it’s wrong to spread that information while he’s going through multiple trials right now and when there’s so much evidence to prove that Amber is the abuser
Exactly, he had so much evidence and yet he’s still shamed by the vast majority of the public,
don't care didn't ask
yes i agree, chris brown or literally any other famous woman beater would be much more suitable
So why did he lose the case then?
@@Osmosis909 Because the judge is a biased idiot? You have this broken down here by an actual lawyer: th-cam.com/video/KhshYyUul1o/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=LostBeyondPluto
I followed the entire case. Jonny had a mountain of actual evidence and Ambers defence was pathetic. This was 100% incorrectly ruled.
I generally like you Russell but laying into Biden's speech impediment feels very tone deaf
My husband refers to Trump as a ‘Dorito Mussolini’ 🤣
comedy
Is the Johnny Depp joke just dark humour, or does he think that Johnny is actually a wife beater?
Joke on depp being called a wife beater in the sun
@@Thatonedud212 okay, so, was he just making a joke on that situation, or does he think there's truth in that matter?
@@letsshred122 i don’t think so, i think he just said it cos people will get it.
Literally half the comments here are about Depp...it's just a joke, move on
Yes Russell
"It looks tonight as if Joe Biden is edging". Wow. I didn't want to know that.
Biden is winning by 12,000+ votes in Pennsylvania...1,500 votes in Georgia...and 20,000 votes in Nevada and it's close in North Carolina (Trump is ahead by 80,000 with 200,000 votes left to count) Biden needs any of those states mentioned to win but Trump needs to get them all to win, I think we can safely say Biden is the next US president
@@remerson4 I think he's referencing edging as in the sexual practice of getting close to climax and then stopping xD
These shows make me feel better about our shit show of a political climate.
"All men and women created by the... go... you know... you know the thing."
Well said grandpa.
Also domestic violence should be no one has a right to raise a hand to anyone else other than in self-defense. Not every relationship is man/woman.
Nah you can't do Johnny Depp dirty like that. We're on his side.
And we were proved right
haa another good video Russle 👍
Trump, the guy who said politicians shouldn’t be allowed to use teleprompters, more dependent on teleprompters than all the rest of them.
dude he has a stutter, he has replace words in the moment so he doesn't stutter
That’s just an excuse. Yes he has a stutter. Lots of people have stutters. Stutters don’t make u misplace words however they just make u struggle to get the word out not misplace words
@@mmahighlights9014 Did you even read the comment? The stutter means he uses replacing words in the moment as a coping mechanism.
Just say you're ableist and leave
great vid like always homie
With those razorthin margins he might have won if he hadnt lost those 30K Covid supporters.. 😂🍻
It's 235,000
@@youthrevisitedagain your talking total, 30K is just the once infected at his rallies
@@VRBLNSLT But those could still vote. The ones I was talking about definitely couldn't vote.
@@youthrevisitedagain your so right, sadly its gonna be a lot more till he leaves in January
Dude. He has a stammer. The word salad is Biden stammering.
That isn't how stammers work.
@@AnonEyeMouse There are many types and levels of stutter.
Was it stammering when he called his dead son to run for the senate? The man is in cognitive decline.
@@AnonEyeMouse i have a stutter. I know what it is. he does it when he stammers and trips over the words. Trying to get out all out but tripping over. That’s what happens to me.
@@AnonEyeMouse yes it is how stutters work. You can't say what you're about to say so you have to really quickly switch gears and try to finish your thought and sometimes you lose the train and sometimes you end up saying things that make no god damn sense because that's not what you wanted to say but you couldn't get a good alternative fast enough.
Love the touretts attack you get when talking about Trump 😂
"This is an embarrassment"
Said Donald Trump, the man who is the biggest embarrassment of US history
- First president Since the 70’s to not start a war
- Defused the North Korea Nuclear Crisis
- Unemployment down to a 3.5%
- Created millions of jobs
- Fixed trade deals with CCP
- Lowered taxes
- The wealth gap shrank
- Withdrew > 7,000 troops
- Strengthened the military
- Renegotiated NAFTA
- Household incomes rose and inflation stayed low
- Signed a bill restoring funding for black colleges
- Signed the Police Reform Executive Order
- Rise in income for black families
- He advocates school of choice
- He recently unveiled the “Platinum Plan”
- The United States became a net oil exporter for the first time 75 years
- By January 31st Trump declared the Coronavirus a public health emergency and had restricted travel form China, per Fauci’s recommendation
- 3 months ago Dr. Fauci stated that Trumps decision helps state lives
- He pushed for companies to work on rona treatment
- Unveiled warp speed effort, to create a vaccine for the coof by 2021
@@proudamerican3543 all things other people in his cabinet did that he took credit for
@@proudamerican3543 most of that stuff was done by others. His advisor team is huge and he needs it because he's a moron. You know what his claim to fame was, it was that washing machines had more water. That proves he knows nothing about the pressing issues. Racism is at an all time high. Police brutality is at an all time high. Gun purchase and use in crime(school shootings etc) is at an all time high. He spends 65 million dollars every 33 seconds on the military, an unnecessary purchase chain. He didn't lower taxes at all, in fact they went up because he is using the money on pointless reasons. He signed the police reform paper because people had to destroy an entire city to do so. He hasn't tightened the gun laws, that means that gun related crimes go up. Neither trump or biden would be a good president l, but biden is the better option right now because trump is an absolute idiot. He told the US citizens to inject disinfectants/bleach into their bloodstream to combat covid-19 (which would kill you) and he even claimed he had won the election before it started. Trump is an Idiot and he should not be the president of one of the most powerful nations in the world.
@Sam Heff Wtf is the first three line of your reply, police brutality is high; well play stupid games win stupid prizes. Racism is at an all time high “If don’t vote for me up you ain’t black” Murders are down 6% (2016-2019). Handgun production is down -35%.
He was joking about the bleach thing.
You took the words right out of my mouth man!
so what if he has a stutter! even if he was death id still a million times over want him over Dump
I am glad your wearing a poppy. Lest we forget those who served this country.
"UG! UG! UG!" - Trump supporters, yesterday.
“The White House wotsit.” 🤣🤣
I would like to bring up the fact that Biden has a stutter and that's why he get he words muddled because he has to concentrate so much on how hes talking that sometimes what hes saying get forgotten
Oh how I want the entire population of America to see this!! It's GENIUS!!
Thank u
Far from it my dear
That Johnny Depp joke hasn't aged well
How is this possible u are unbalevably fast
This was clearly pre-made. This video contains no relevant new information. All of this was known already a few days ago.
Quicker than Nevada
How does rustle hit the nail on the head every time 😂💙 much love and keep the world sane with you outrageously funny comedy 💙🕊
Sorry but you get a dislike for the tasteless and unfunny Johnny Depp "joke"
Alright Karen
@@NovaBridger ratio'd your shit reply
@@niyki couldn't really give a shit whether you "ratio" my comment or not. It was a funny joke. Johnny Depp is a multimillionaire - I highly doubt that he cares if a British comedian makes fun out of him. It's a joke. It's that simple
@@NovaBridger alright Karen
@@NovaBridger Would you find it funny if you were an abuse victim and people made jokes about you being a wife beater?
This is british humor I like...great stuff ...best regards from Germany
Obama will always be missed...
Brilliant!!!
1:01 - 1:10 I think he confused Biden for Cromwell...
4:18 Also I swear that "Make America Great Again" was basically Ross's motive for becoming the Red Hulk when Marvel Comics first revealed that back in 2010.
The mj bit got me into bits I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Come on man.. Johnny has literally proved to be abused by Amber..
Tbf if I’m not mistaken this was made before all that was revealed.
I quite enjoy the freedom you have as a UK citizen to critique Trump with reckless (and ruthless) abandon!
I don't think we can really say anything when we have Boris in power and a bit of a joke government at the moment...
My favorite nickname for Donnie is “The Dim Reaper.”
It’s mine. Well... one of mine. I have several. Just like Russ.
Honestly russell should’ve saved the stuff about Biden for until after the results. The fact that its now very close from him to achieve victory feels like this is worth a jinx. Biden may be too old but he isn’t a russian sleeper agent
I dno he really is one for sleeping 😂
Biden also still assumes the threat to the US is Russia 😐 I bet China cannot wait for Biden to enter the Whitehouse 👍
LOL. There is or ever was 0% proof that Trump is a 'Russian sleeper agent' there is on the other hand proof that Biden was ferring around his son to China and making million $$ deals with literally China's communist gov and getting his own cut via his son.
@@martasorangeberry Biden is basically Jesus so they will take anything pver Trump. These next 4 years will reveal... is Biden a classic liberal or is he a socalist which many people suspect! Either way China is now the biggest threat to the US behind Russia now. So he already has that one wrong. But like I said they will take anything over Trump at the moment. Just like back in 2016 most people took anything over Clinton
This was great ! Sorely needed to laugh and Russel Howard does not disappoint ! LOL :-)
Gs made me laugh on an otherwise miserable lockdown day 😄💯👍
Grandpa Simpson!!!...genius dude!!!
'Look who she compared him to ...' as if being compared to Churchill is something commendable. Churchill was a demon.
Yes, obviously Churchill wasn’t a great guy. But would you prefer him or Hitler to have won the war?
To be fair they do have something in common. Both of them had minorities locked up in cages.
Who's here after the Depp trial lmao
Ay you didn't have to bring up our ex like that we didn't want him to go but we couldn't force him to stay
I'm actually from Wilmington Delaware and know a bunch of people that have interacted with Joe. The clips of him fumbling words are part of much longer hour long speeches. Biden has a history of making gaffs and misspeaking and it comes more from that history than his age. He also had a stutter when he was younger which you can still see traces of. I ask the people I know who interact with him how he seems and they all say "he seems fine". The worst I have heard is physically he doesn't seem as strong.
I wish we could have Obama back
Ik grossly increased taxes sounds great....
@@joerudge5795 what do you mean
Grandpa simpson on coke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am falling off from my chair.......ROFL.
too hard.
love russell but making fun at his stutter is really unfunny and ableist...
1:38 calling Trump a pig is an insult to pigs across the globe.
Looks like they have chosen! Biden for the win.
simply awesome and unbelievably funny
I’d give anything for Obama to be president again.
And I don’t even live in America!!
He was THE greatest president in all of history.
Comedy gold, Russell, you are the superriveter hero
Man seriously what cant Obama do
Run a country.
As always, a great segment.
True but Boris isn’t much better
As with the moronic Johnson here in the UK, it just goes to prove that ANYBODY who wants to lead/rule should NEVER be allowed to. Sortition.
Ehhhh the love for obama at the end there...
He's better sure, and as a figurehead he's pretty great; but policywise people suffered under Obama a hell of a lot. Its why people wanted trump to begin with.
@FireIron 36
Failed to fix the flint water crisis
Didn't end the wars in afganistan and iraq
Didn't ban fracking
Continued the drug war meaning tonnes of people got put in prison meaninglessly and illegal drug market remained a thing
Didn't get or even really try to get nationalised healthcare
No adequate police reform to prevent cops murdering POC
Civil asset forfeiture (aka legalised robbery by cop)
For profit prisons
NAFTA, Trade relations with China and the attempted TPP
Stoked tensions with north korea instead of getting peace like trump clumsily did
Massively increased the drone war
P sure he put sanctions on cuba or atleast didn't lift them
US intervention in Libya
Plenty more too lol that I just wouldn't know of. Trump won the midwest primarily because of diseffected obama voters who knew the democrat establishment didn't care about them
@FireIron 36 A city called Flint in Michigan didn't then and still doesn't have clean water because of their lead pipes
There were more people at those rallies, than at his inauguration. :D
Biden had so many amazing comebacks to Trumps statements but didnt take them!
You forgot no unicorns. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
that Johnny depp joke was in incredibly bad taste for me and alot of others. its been proved thats he was abused, not the abuser
Even big man Russell is making me fail NNN, brilliant.
Seriously though. Biden is far better than trump.
ANYONE by this point would 've been better than that destructive egomaniac xd
Noo hair sniffer joe is a nonce
I have now trained my 6 y/o brother to call Trump Mr Orange Face.
The Johnny Depp joke was a low blow. Amber Heard was the abuser in the relationship.
Well I mean Biden has had a stammer since childhood.
Still a crap choice, but much better than Trump.
Trump: "take a look at the oranges"... oh so you've just looked in the mirror
Not nice Russell, Dissapointed in you taking the mick out of Biden.
Thanks for making me laugh. 2020 has been a rough ride.
I was not emotionally ready for the clip of Obama. Now I'm sitting in bed, cuddling with my puppy, and crying...