Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open - SNL

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  • Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Dianne Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).
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  • @bluebarash2488
    @bluebarash2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13082

    Background actors never get enough recognition for never breaking character

    • @r.m7921
      @r.m7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Someone said it

    • @TheForestFamily
      @TheForestFamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I think they’re mostly writers 😂

    • @bryanchipps9374
      @bryanchipps9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I would have to put ear plugs in

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      They all deserve an Oscar.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Great point. Holy shit it must be hard sitting right behind Matt Damon 🤣

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10299

    Matt Damon stole the sketch already with that first “WHAT?!?”
    Incredible

    • @jenwarshawsky189
      @jenwarshawsky189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      That was the best "WHAT?!" ever uttered!

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Dude, makes T Pain's WHAT seem so blase in comparison

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      With all of that sniffing, I wonder did Kavanaugh also snort Cocaine? We all know that "likes beer" BUT in this video he is sniffling all the time too. Like a coke head would do.

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Kardz22 I agree, and the people who make the actors up with makeup and wigs are very good at what they do. Melissa Mc Carthy as Sean Spicer was great too. The hair is the best part of the getup they have to make these characters believable.

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kardz22 That one is a real head scratcher. Now even Kavanaugh doesn't want to be associated with Bill Cosby!

  • @papaCmahns
    @papaCmahns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3579

    This is one of the single best sketches in SNL history. Good lord, Damon just kills it. As does Aidy.

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say anything about Harvey weinstein, to ridicule and accuse someone who hasn't been probed guilty but only accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @inherblues7261
      @inherblues7261 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pierreandlauer2824 No, but harvey weinstein wasn't in the office for the Supreme court either. Do republitards ever have anything beyond strawman arguments>

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@inherblues7261 your answer makes no sense. Kavanaugh wasn't found guilty when this sketch was made while weinstein was. I am not even a republican I just care about justice and fairness

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Is that you, Squee?

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pierreandlauer2824 you can just type out "I didn't watch or pay attention to the actual investigation" instead of trying to feel smart while typing a paragraph. You're welcome for the time saver.

  • @bcgrant83
    @bcgrant83 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +270

    They flew him in the Friday night before, and in less than 24 hours Damon produced one of the greatest cold opens in the history of SNL lol

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

  • @jakekrynock8270
    @jakekrynock8270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3057

    that opening
    "WHAT?!"
    kills me every time lmao

    • @questioneverything-rf3yf
      @questioneverything-rf3yf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I love it too. Makes me cry with laughter.

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That was the most forceful what in the history of whats. He did Lil Jon proud that day

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PassiveWealth I cry with laughter from that too, I'm LITERALLY doing it now!! 😂😂😂

    • @LadyEmu
      @LadyEmu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hilarious! Never stops being funny! 😂😂😂

    • @khlaazz
      @khlaazz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1K like. from me

  • @SSR-cl4od
    @SSR-cl4od 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6962

    The person who audibly gasped at Matt Damon's entry was the real star of the skit.

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Sumrine Raja it can’t be unheard, and now I laugh every time I watch this 😂. That was person was SOO excited.

    • @SSR-cl4od
      @SSR-cl4od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@carolinamurtha3102 IKR? So funny!

    • @randyangel9412
      @randyangel9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Carolina Murtha yup

    • @ATLKing404
      @ATLKing404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@carolinamurtha3102 it's like me when I see the waiter coming with my food

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      raider nation 😂🤣😂!

  • @matkodoris9099
    @matkodoris9099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2766

    The best work Matt Damon has ever done. He deserved an Emmy for this.

    • @bigcat47
      @bigcat47 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He shot guns a can of water 😹😹😹

    • @joseluiscaceres0502
      @joseluiscaceres0502 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why your bar is so low, you must have a less than mediocre life.

    • @captasparagus6908
      @captasparagus6908 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'd like to acknowledge the off camera contributions of PJ, Squee, Donkey Dong Doug, Handsey Hank and Mark Judge.

    • @jillbythelake
      @jillbythelake ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hands-y Hank.

    • @Grsz11
      @Grsz11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He was nominated for one.

  • @jenna9531
    @jenna9531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    I still come back to this years later, it is so damn brilliant, and I cannot stop laughing at it. Simply genius!

    • @josephperrotta5143
      @josephperrotta5143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Too bad miss Ford was dismissed

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm back too

    • @jnan1649
      @jnan1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too!🤣😂🤣

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really is.

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"

  • @TylerJayRobinett345
    @TylerJayRobinett345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    “Did you ever drink too many beers?” “You mean ‘Was I cool?’ Yeah.”

    • @Starr_Apathy
      @Starr_Apathy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Legendary

    • @samrey1803
      @samrey1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's pretty great answer actually 👌👍

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a college student in the 80s, accurate!!!

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You USAN...beer=cool?

    • @vernedabrown1013
      @vernedabrown1013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣… too funny

  • @rutwiksakhare7324
    @rutwiksakhare7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4717

    The woman playing Kavanaugh's wife is on another level.

    • @laraDJUN
      @laraDJUN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Yes how can she not smile this whole skit

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      PJ Squee and Donkey Don Doug

    • @muralidhar40
      @muralidhar40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Her earnesty is hilarious

    • @gryphon50c56
      @gryphon50c56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Earplugs.

    • @AlikTheChosenOne
      @AlikTheChosenOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She's hot

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +470

    How the cast made it through this sketch without breaking character is pure professionalism.

    • @deo8886
      @deo8886 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Absolutely my thought too. Best sketch and performances ever.

    • @realityitis4
      @realityitis4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think those are the best ones, like adele losing her shit while standing next to snl Kate McKinnon never isn't a riot

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@realityitis4What skit is that? (Not a regular viewer, sorry.)

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GildedmuseI think it was a bachelorette-type sketch. Adele doing a lot of lurking iirc.

    • @lucienoon7262
      @lucienoon7262 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      including the blonde woman sitting in the back to the right

  • @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
    @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    “Just wait until I get on that Supreme Court because you’re all gonna pay.”
    And pay we did

    • @laurabien4809
      @laurabien4809 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Onikage55 Next term the court hears Moore vs. Harper, which could allow disputed elections to be adjudicated by state legislators, who could choose their own electors. Basically the same thing Trump tried to pull the last time around. Could destroy our democracy, not that the Rs care.

    • @lukasblur3500
      @lukasblur3500 ปีที่แล้ว

      I smell a second civil war on the horizon.

    • @WhiteBraveheart1
      @WhiteBraveheart1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He never said that.

    • @WhiteBraveheart1
      @WhiteBraveheart1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Onikage55 How do you know?

    • @chriskills637
      @chriskills637 ปีที่แล้ว

      #trump2024 !!!! Hahahahahaha ahhhhh hahahahaha daddy like!!!! Now shut up and have my baby.. You mayonnaise guzzling liberals ;)

  • @AnabethalightASMR
    @AnabethalightASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15022

    I’d like to point out that in the actual testimony Brett Kavanaugh said “I like beer” WAY more times than Matt Damon did in this sketch.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

      Bryan Halstead No, but it IS incredibly unprofessional

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

      Bryan Halstead I’m not saying it’s unprofessional to drink beer. I’m saying it’s unprofessional to say to a bunch of times when you’re in front of people who’ll be deciding whether or not you get a job on the Supreme Court!

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Bryan Halstead That doesn't excuse the fact that he was unprofessional throughout the hearing, but whatever

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Chicken Permission thats a very unprofessional way to comment on something that u think is unprofessional

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      naruto midoryia Yeah, but the difference is, I’m a random person in the comment section of a sketch. HE’S a judge on the Supreme fucking court!
      It’s kind of his job to professional!
      Also, if you’re going to insult me on *my* professionalism, you might want to start spelling the word ‘you’ right.

  • @jacobfisher8922
    @jacobfisher8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3373

    ‘I wrote it myself last night, while screaming into an empty bag of Doritos’
    Every college paper I’ve ever written

    • @emmasullivan2274
      @emmasullivan2274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Five-HundredEightySeven I’m not even in college and I can somehow relate...

    • @jacobfisher8922
      @jacobfisher8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh hell yeah, high school too fam

    • @fullbag50
      @fullbag50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This line Damon delivered does not even resonate, but man, is it a riot.

    • @famguy218
      @famguy218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After a while I lost the care to even scream lmao

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never saw this one and it is really funny Thanks Jacob Fisher.
      Please take a look at the following videos. Thank you most of them are quite short.
      Thank you.
      video one: Michael Avenatti and Akron's Own! LeBron James
      video two: BEATLES the WHITE ALBUM
      video three: PewDiePie watch his videos! Watch Them All of the Time!

  • @C64TV
    @C64TV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Matt Damon absolutely crushes this. One of the best SNL cold openings of the past 20 years.

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    This isn’t even a parody. This is EXACTLY what happened.

    • @travelfoodielove
      @travelfoodielove ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao yup

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"

    • @SceneWins
      @SceneWins ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Oh STFU…people been making fun of OJ for 30 years and he was never convicted. Some people are just clearly guilty.
      And this hearing was absolutely ridiculous…he cried over his father (who is still alive) reading from “his calendars” to the kids and teared up while reciting all his female friends by name. He was defensive to the extreme over the idea that he might have blacked out, said a “Devil’s Triangle” was a drinking game, and said “Renata Alumni” was his way of saying a girl was “one of the guys” when it clearly insinuated that they all allegedly slept with her. He was asked repeatedly if he would support an FBI investigation & dodged the question.
      If they really wanted to embarrass the guy they should’ve just played the actual hearing. This guy is a fucking piece of shit, but looking at America, it doesn’t surprise me that he’s doing so well.

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pierreandlauer2824 - hey if you don't like it, look at amendment 1! No one cares about your feelings about it

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@pierreandlauer2824 seems like the perfect casting choice honestly

  • @trmahama6447
    @trmahama6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3694

    Damon needs to be commended for his water drinking ability

    • @fcon8507
      @fcon8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Fuckin Trump should take notes!

    • @devonbeechley3981
      @devonbeechley3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Intensively drinks water*

    • @acekenny9339
      @acekenny9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TR Mahama I ruined ur 888 likes

    • @vav413
      @vav413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A true hydro homie

    • @marquizzo
      @marquizzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He probably had to run straight to the bathroom after the sketch ended.

  • @evangarcia6093
    @evangarcia6093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3643

    "Did you ever drink to many beers?" "You mean was I cool? Yea!" LMMFAO

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So perfect.

    • @ybrix101
      @ybrix101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "to"? 🙄

    • @roboninja3194
      @roboninja3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *too many. It's called English.

    • @studio3js196
      @studio3js196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Optimus Prime ooh look at the troll account commenting on someone’s grammar.....on TH-cam 😂

  • @JackFisherTrio
    @JackFisherTrio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    The actors sitting beside deserve an award for the straight face. I couldn't have not laughed.

    • @scottielover5415
      @scottielover5415 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Absolutely agree!

    • @sonsofstretford3866
      @sonsofstretford3866 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The lady playing Kavanaughs wife especially, copied her emotional stare throughout the hearing to a tee

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The brunette twitched at "GET AWFF MY LAWWNN" but the blonde babe is a master at poker face.

    • @susanford2388
      @susanford2388 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking that too. They must have been thinking of the saddest things possible to keep those straight faces

  • @canadianscratcher7834
    @canadianscratcher7834 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Matt Damon screaming "WHAT?" is what got me laughing.

  • @louisdavies8050
    @louisdavies8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    "did you ever drink too many beers?"
    "You mean was I cool? YEAH"

    • @yoshee2532
      @yoshee2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hahaha that's the perfect answer right there

    • @braddivens5179
      @braddivens5179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brilliant!

  • @joropi
    @joropi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    This feels like forever ago, but it was only two years

    • @constituenta5293
      @constituenta5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And it feels like it must have been an SNL skit, but it was real.

    • @trailersfromhell2539
      @trailersfromhell2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@constituenta5293 Too bad for your side that the actual incident in question never occurred

    • @asphyxiafeeling
      @asphyxiafeeling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Most Presidents age quite dramatically while in office. Trump aged all of us instead.

    • @misfitbrit1989
      @misfitbrit1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2020 felt like a decade

    • @1cioda
      @1cioda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@trailersfromhell2539 Someones got issues moving on from the past.

  • @lastjob2011
    @lastjob2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    I saw this sketch before I saw the actual hearing. Then I was horrified at how much of the sketch was true from the actual hearing. I rarely watch things more than once. I think I've seen this 5 times. Incredible writing and acting of all comics!

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Hey, troll, how are you? 😁

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@edinfific2576 so now saying the truth is considered as trolling? You guys will do anything to escape reality it is pathetic

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@pierreandlauer2824 First of all, where did you get your information about Matt Damon "knowing about Weinstein" (knowing what and when?).
      Second of all, you have this EXACT SAME text elsewhere under this video, just copy-pasted, and even IF it's the truth, it is trolling if posting multiple replies with exactly the same text instead of addressing the original comment.

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edinfific2576 I copy pasted all the messages because I didnt want to waste time dude

  • @joejunior1974
    @joejunior1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    This is one of the best skits they ever did. Great writing and performances all around!

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @jkd6969
      @jkd6969 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely!!!

    • @realityitis4
      @realityitis4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      one of few times, life wrote the script, the hearing was such a 1 sided shit show

  • @ekbrandon93
    @ekbrandon93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5925

    Colin Jost wrote in his memoir that SNL didn't even contact Matt Damon with this idea until Friday afternoon. He said yes without hesitation and was on a flight to New York that night. So he basically only had Saturday to prepare for this performance!

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      And he crushed it, absolute perfection.

    • @rachel2814
      @rachel2814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      And he chugged a beer right before to get into character 😆

    • @totalyep
      @totalyep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      That’s amazing. He was perfect.

    • @Notimp0rtant523
      @Notimp0rtant523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I've actually even heard it might have been less time than that. Which does not lessen the impressive performance that basically a 24 hour lead time is, if the 24 hour lead is accurate. In short, Matt Damon is a god.

    • @blythetaylor4063
      @blythetaylor4063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Honestly I think it makes the performance more hilarious because he channels all of his nervous adrenaline fueled energy into the character and tbh it’s pique performance

  • @zachpriddy8432
    @zachpriddy8432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    "I drink American Beer!" " NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!" I always die at this part

    • @hippyfriend
      @hippyfriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      YOU AIN'T DRINKING HEINEKEN ON US?!

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah that's one of the parts I watch a couple times.

    • @juliancope2733
      @juliancope2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So damn funny! That one gets me every time.

    • @jameshicks7294
      @jameshicks7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      THIS GUY CHECKS OUT!

    • @juliancope2733
      @juliancope2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sheriffburfordt.justice4488 I can't get enough of that part. It just kills me.

  • @JK-oy8kq
    @JK-oy8kq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "You don't have to compare me to Bill Cosby"
    "No no you are him" 😆 😂 🤣

  • @IantheDugan
    @IantheDugan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    Through and through, just the best SNL cold open, perhaps sketch ever. 10 consistent minutes, no misses

  • @SJ-ig1jc
    @SJ-ig1jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4713

    Oh, we're just using the actual footage now?

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nobody Important 🙌🙌🙌

    • @DemonDante1000
      @DemonDante1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rotfl

    • @jane27world
      @jane27world 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're exactly the kind of useful idiot MSM targets... most appropriate user name I've ever seen

    • @tuneaddicted
      @tuneaddicted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes, only with much better ACTING

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Alex Johnston says the trump puppet

  • @SwaggyVilla
    @SwaggyVilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    The fact that those two girls next to him are able to keep a straight face without laughing is amazing

    • @rineetajose7518
      @rineetajose7518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Me so Sorry i have a sneaking suspicion they have ear plugs in.

    • @Danielle10101
      @Danielle10101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yesss hahaha I’m laughing so hard and they’re just like 😑

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      His wife was barely holding it together. The cold opens are live, BTW.

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @lurch321 Cold open is live. No extra takes. They have multiple cameras, so that might be why it seems edited, but it's not. They're just really freaking good at their jobs. 👍

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They're deaf. My only theory. WHAT!

  • @whitemagicalhat2844
    @whitemagicalhat2844 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "But if you think I'm angry now, you just wait 'til I get on that Supreme Court, because then, you're all gonna pay." Jesus Christ, they predicted the future.

    • @RustyRick
      @RustyRick ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes cause not being able to abort a child is hell 😂

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RustyRick Yes, yes it is. We appreciate your empathy and understanding.

  • @xcelestialsongx
    @xcelestialsongx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Can we give credit where it's due? Alyssa Milano didn't break character for even a second.

  • @ScarySadFlan
    @ScarySadFlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    Klobuchar: Did you ever drink too many beers?
    Kavanaugh: You mean was I cool? Yeah!
    😂😂😂😂

    • @hypecrewproductions3075
      @hypecrewproductions3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ScarySadFlan sounds like something Peter griffin would say

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god we #LetBidenRape!

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie bro chill. It's all bad.

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FinalClem He never said that... I heard the unedited tape. P.S. Stormy Daniels recanted everything. Nobody told you? Now she's getting sued.

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing we have you to repeat what he said in case we didn’t hear it

  • @hayaakhurshid8209
    @hayaakhurshid8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    Its sad to say that half this dialogue was actually word to word from the actual trial...he actually showed calendars and cried about PJ, Tobin and squee lmao

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      OMG NO!

    • @hayaakhurshid8209
      @hayaakhurshid8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Sadly yes. The names were slightly different but they sounded the same 🤣 the water thing, him saying "did you"....all actually happened lol

    • @jennyreid722
      @jennyreid722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Even gangbang Greg 🙄 mad though how close this was to how it went down

    • @BenDover-qo7ul
      @BenDover-qo7ul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Y’all forgot about donkey dong Dave

    • @GCNMMA
      @GCNMMA ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best part is it was all based on a lie and you bought it

  • @haruspexmusic9340
    @haruspexmusic9340 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The “you’re all gonna pay” line really hits different in June 2022 lol

    • @nadiamccall4311
      @nadiamccall4311 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah. Clarence Thomas also actually said this. He said he wanted to make liberals pay for what they did to him. There's a whole transcript I just read about him saying this. I thought judges were supposed to be impartial and unbiased.

    • @aashepherd8585
      @aashepherd8585 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nadiamccall4311 I thought they weren’t supposed to be sex offenders who knew

  • @dianacarbonate
    @dianacarbonate ปีที่แล้ว +350

    These hearings were so upsetting and honestly traumatizing. SNL continues the decades of making the horrors of reality less horrible with this sketch. This cast and these writers are as good as the show has ever had.

    • @ripwednesdayadams
      @ripwednesdayadams ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I appreciate them for being able to make me laugh despite the horror show. It’s not easy to take on a subject as sensitive as this in a comedy sketch without coming off offensive but they nailed it. as a survivor I appreciate that victim and the assault are not the butt of the joke.

    • @okigi-wo5zm
      @okigi-wo5zm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In this country you have the right to confront your accusers. Ford was treated with kid gloves.

    • @invisibot6
      @invisibot6 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@okigi-wo5zm don't waste your time. P*ssy dems will just never get it. They need the world to be soft so they can survive.

    • @EP-ch2wu
      @EP-ch2wu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ford had some bullshit fake allegations-and nobody was able to back her up , but it was okay to destroy his life right for a laugh ?

  • @zaraamir9165
    @zaraamir9165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9252

    That moment when you realize SNL is no longer writing scripts, they're just doing slightly dramatized reenactments of reality.

    • @Hugs_4_Bugs_
      @Hugs_4_Bugs_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Basically it's South Park/Family Guy kind of humor

    • @jamesfunaro4674
      @jamesfunaro4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Reality?? I think you mean fantasy sweetie

    • @RustyTiberius
      @RustyTiberius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      James Funaro oh yeah no this is pretty much a re-enactment

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      They're often doing lots of lampooning and satire and setting up scenarios that never happened for comedic effect, of course...but *this* was uncannily similar to what actually happened. I laughed but also felt deeply unsettled that this was reality...I still do.
      It is stunning that a candidate (guilty or innocent) had an almost complete melt down, sweating, crying, shouting, truculently refusong to answer questions and rudely throwing them back at Senators.....and still was given a lifetime seat on the Supreme Court.
      It boggles the mind.

    • @blisterpacman
      @blisterpacman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah its pretty lame and its trash

  • @juliaplous9092
    @juliaplous9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    The fact that they had to put this together in like 12 hours and that they pulled it off was AMAZING.

    • @harpfully
      @harpfully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It was possible because the script was already written, in the Congressional record.

    • @silvermoonlight007
      @silvermoonlight007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YESSSSSS!!!!!

    • @jamestownsassacre9211
      @jamestownsassacre9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Jimm Crowe Don't be the tomato.

    • @jente2658
      @jente2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Jimm Crowe do you understand irony or do you have the Trump-supporter required maximum IQ of 67? They called you a crybaby and there you go again, on your crybaby way.

    • @jente2658
      @jente2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Jimm Crowe Sure it is, racist little bitch boy. Why wouldn't I believe something on the internet? Speaking of which, please inform your mommy or caretaker that you've had enough internet for the day.

  • @MerchantIvoryfilms
    @MerchantIvoryfilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Most underrated sketch in SNL history. Matt hit this out of the park and it was brilliant from beginning to end!

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb ปีที่แล้ว +10

      do you know what underrated means? cuz... this aint it

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pierreandlauer2824 🥱🥱🥱

    • @MerchantIvoryfilms
      @MerchantIvoryfilms ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shoulderBirb Says who? You? Try again :)

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MerchantIvoryfilms people who know what underrated means

  • @flapperslapper8920
    @flapperslapper8920 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I come back to this from time and time and the crowd's gasp and cheer when they realized it's Matt Damon is always so fun to hear

    • @yoni5570
      @yoni5570 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally

  • @JustbeingCed
    @JustbeingCed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    "I'm gonna start at a 11 and take it to a 15 real quick lol😂😂😂😂

    • @AlyssaJobes
      @AlyssaJobes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That was my favorite part to be honest.

    • @honky3rd953
      @honky3rd953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does this mean? Pedophilia?

    • @JustbeingCed
      @JustbeingCed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@honky3rd953 no. It's mean it's his anger level. He's going to start at a 11 and take it to a 15.

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@honky3rd953 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTFE

    • @lavallebarlow2324
      @lavallebarlow2324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had me in tears

  • @JamaicanRain
    @JamaicanRain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    I basically keep on returning to this video to hear Matt Damon yell that he's gonna start at an 11 and take it to about a 15 REAL QUICK!

    • @charchar541
      @charchar541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too!!! 😂

    • @baronobeefdip2
      @baronobeefdip2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      did it make you hard as hell? LOL!

    • @markwen5111
      @markwen5111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too!

    • @slothrop4751
      @slothrop4751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what does that mean?

    • @jerousmail608
      @jerousmail608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm stealing that 1.

  • @DeezNuts-
    @DeezNuts- ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The only time a guy cried about how much he liked beer at a job interview and still get it

  • @johnclifford544
    @johnclifford544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    And the entire country is paying now. This was one of the most prescient SNL sketches ever.

    • @idiotsloveboxes
      @idiotsloveboxes ปีที่แล้ว

      Pro-abortion people’s butt hurt for losing the argument really makes me hard.

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😔😔😔

  • @Adela-1815
    @Adela-1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    "I'm gonna start at an 11 then take it to a 15 real quick"😂

    • @phiksit
      @phiksit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Props to Don McGahn... one hell of an acting coach.

    • @roninreturns
      @roninreturns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Becky Bayon, "See, most amps only go to 10 on the old dial, so you are all the way down here at ten, and you've got nowhere to go. But these go the eleven, and that is one louder than ten, now isn't it?" If you do the math and equations, with the space age technology, and Spiders From Mars and such, you could easily get to 15 now, just like that. It is all theoretical of course, but Professor David Bowie discovered it. I think Spinal Tap did a cover once.

  • @klina7645
    @klina7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    "I've got about 4,000 loose papers on this weird little baby desk...I'm here mostly for Twitter"

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This should be in the Top Ten of all-time great SNL cold opens. Damon and the whole cast are perfect throughout.

  • @bjv93
    @bjv93 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I'm a keg is half full kind of guy" I cannot breathe

  • @sharebear9165
    @sharebear9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    “I was the proudest drunkest virgin you’ve ever seen”
    Mood.

  • @joshrabatin
    @joshrabatin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    "I'm a keg is half full kinda guy" 💀🔫

    • @joshrabatin
      @joshrabatin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Joshua Jung 😂

    • @shawnuel
      @shawnuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I don't know the meaning of the word stop!"

  • @MithunOnTheNet
    @MithunOnTheNet 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Matt's "WHAT?!" in the beginning!🤣

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Lindsey Graham’s performance in Ketanji Brown Jackson’s hearing brought me back here. “This is my audition for Mr. Trump’s cabinet and also a regional production of the Crucible”

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody seen Goody Graham with the devil.

  • @benjaminlitano3396
    @benjaminlitano3396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    Kate McKinnon plays a better Lindsey Graham than Lindsey Graham

    • @charlesstuart7290
      @charlesstuart7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Her Miss Lindsey was fabulous.

    • @chanta6116
      @chanta6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I keep coming back to watch because of Kate , that Lindsay impression is spot on.

    • @lexirowe3151
      @lexirowe3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @noobnomu7792
      @noobnomu7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is HELL! 😭🤣 had me dying

    • @DebmallyaBhattacharya
      @DebmallyaBhattacharya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She. Is. Awesome.

  • @JWood14
    @JWood14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    *How did those extras behind Matt keep a straight face*

    • @fergusonwij1
      @fergusonwij1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My thought exactly!!

    • @mellymel6543
      @mellymel6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it was quite impressive

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good question.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mellymel6543 yes maybe they had earplugs in.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      staring at blank spot on a wall humming circus music in their head. They have no idea whats happening and are going to have to watch it later.

  • @marktosh3739
    @marktosh3739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This is funny over and over again.
    Damon is brilliant.

  • @CrispyWater4Sale
    @CrispyWater4Sale ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "If you think I'm angry now, you all wait till I get on that supreme court because youre all gonna pay"
    Snl predicted the future

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😔😔😔

  • @haydensidun9029
    @haydensidun9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Feinstein: "Do you think you have the right temperament to be a Supreme Court justice?"
    Kavanaugh: *angrily flips through papers* "I WENT TO YALE."
    I died at that part lol

    • @Nestor123057
      @Nestor123057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      LOL Yeah, I laughed at that too, as well as a bunch of other moments in the skit. The, "WHAT!!!," at the beginning is my favorite, though.

    • @ayrtonflaherty7728
      @ayrtonflaherty7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Nub B when did you get hired as internet comedy police?

    • @fineartbytuckerdempstucker7786
      @fineartbytuckerdempstucker7786 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he got out Yust before the hearings.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such an apt question. The answer was clearly NO.

  • @KuinasBrokenNail
    @KuinasBrokenNail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the woman playing his wife? She didn’t break once.

    • @lem0nthr0b30
      @lem0nthr0b30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i love your pfp btw :)

    • @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel
      @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She is on the verge of tears. Very good acting.

    • @kriscolereid
      @kriscolereid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s because it was shit , never laughed once

    • @binx414
      @binx414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Both of the women in the back are 👌🏼

    • @Starr_Apathy
      @Starr_Apathy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm so so glad someone else saw that. She was spectacular! Her constant holding back tears... While Matt Damon was ranting liking a mad man only made it that much funnier... I couldn't stop looking at both of them. Haha

  • @Shakespeare12
    @Shakespeare12 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Looks like Damon really doesn't crack until the final minute. Impressive lol

  • @jamescolgan6093
    @jamescolgan6093 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Matt Damon flew in at last minute to keep it secret. No one knew who would play but the show.

  • @micheleandhenrycasavant386
    @micheleandhenrycasavant386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    Matt earned my praise the moment he spoke, "WHAT!"🤣

    • @lrs1519
      @lrs1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It’s the tone and the sniffing. It took me out the first time.

    • @D-Dollie
      @D-Dollie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That’s is my fav part. Keep rewatching that on a loop haha

    • @juliancope2733
      @juliancope2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!

    • @juliancope2733
      @juliancope2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lrs1519 I couldn't stop laughing at that. I still can't.

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean Kavanaugh had no reason to be upset. It wasn’t like he was being called a gang rapist.
      Oh wait he was.

  • @patriciafoster3347
    @patriciafoster3347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3586

    I wish Robin Williams could see this. He adored Matt.

    • @kenyasmith1995
      @kenyasmith1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I still miss Robin Williams

    • @kaileegarcia612
      @kaileegarcia612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@kenyasmith1995 we all do, Kenya. We all do 💔💔

    • @callsignstarbuck4086
      @callsignstarbuck4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Awwww.... agreed.
      Let’s assume that Robin knows, and that he sees.
      Do I believe in a religion? Nah.
      But I do know and see the first law of thermodynamics every day: energy and matter cannot be created or destroyed, only interchanged.
      The spark of life is energy. It cannot be created or destroyed, it simply transfers through the universe.
      Bet you there was a piece of Robin’s energy in that room.

    • @jaheidt
      @jaheidt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He is so missed :(

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Respect........

  • @brendankeane5207
    @brendankeane5207 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You just don't be Bill Cosby and suddenly your not Bill Cosby anymore"
    "Okay you don't have to compare me to Bill Cosby"
    "No no no you are him... imagine this man in handcuffs like Bill Cosby"
    "Just Please stop saying Bill Cosby" 🤣🤣

  • @mimar3052
    @mimar3052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Matt Damon as Kavanaugh is one of the all time greatest SNL guest appearances.

    • @bozm9961
      @bozm9961 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering 🤔

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @mimar3052
      @mimar3052 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Uh...yeah.

    • @PhilipPedro2112
      @PhilipPedro2112 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He would make a good Matt Gaetz.

  • @someonesghost3868
    @someonesghost3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Him turning the pages angerly gets me everytime.
    "WHAT!?" makes me frigging lose it lol

    • @juliodejesus5470
      @juliodejesus5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was so funny that even your comment was as funny!!!

    • @kaisercc
      @kaisercc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angrily*

  • @okthxforyomom
    @okthxforyomom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    As a South Carolinian, I can confirm the Lindsey Graham portrayed in this skit is accurate.

    • @mfballz5273
      @mfballz5273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He looks like one of those human halloween masks melted off someone

    • @okthxforyomom
      @okthxforyomom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mfballz5273 he literally does

    • @evannance6290
      @evannance6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What city, I'm goose creek

    • @ainsleyking7372
      @ainsleyking7372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed, as a North Carolinian, I can confirm

    • @comedianhaze1619
      @comedianhaze1619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evannance6290 im from Aiken

  • @kas977
    @kas977 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3 years later and I can still count on this sketch for a ✨serotonin boost ✨

  • @shedskin01
    @shedskin01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “But if you think I’m angry now, you just wait until I get on that damned Supreme Court because then you’re all gonna pay…” Prophetic! We’re all definitely paying now 😖

    • @darianastockman8901
      @darianastockman8901 ปีที่แล้ว

      This sketch just made me realize that the supreme court are mainly just sexually predatory alcoholics that are way to old to be in charge

    • @JohnM-sw4sc
      @JohnM-sw4sc ปีที่แล้ว

      Seethe leftie

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnM-sw4sc cope rightie. Biden is still your president

    • @JohnM-sw4sc
      @JohnM-sw4sc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sillygoose635 so ? He doesn’t do anything or pass any laws so what ground am I losing here ?

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JohnM-sw4sc Did you have fun storming the capitol

  • @fartinmartin404
    @fartinmartin404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3123

    90% of this based on actual testimony

    • @tylerbrennon4023
      @tylerbrennon4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But the real Kavanaugh is a real hero. To endure everything he had to go through and yet have the inner strength to carry on is truly inspiring.

    • @manaharav
      @manaharav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@tylerbrennon4023 Hell no! Even that low scumbag Charlie Manson has more integrity and decency than that hypocrite of a now Supreme Court Justice!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Tyler Brennon
      Serious?!

    • @SoSoMikaela
      @SoSoMikaela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@tylerbrennon4023 That's satire, right?

    • @turdferguson2874
      @turdferguson2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@manaharav you seriously just compared Kavanaugh, who was found innocent on all accounts despite the bullshit investigations he had to endure, to Charles Manson? You're a fucking idiot.

  • @sapphosspecialboy
    @sapphosspecialboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    So impressed Alyssa Milano didn’t break character. Amazing.

    • @davidlowell914
      @davidlowell914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Yes, but she’s so two-dimensional!

    • @jailovegarriga3009
      @jailovegarriga3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Webbys Apotheosis TIN CAN BRO FAN- OMG

    • @sallyalbright7021
      @sallyalbright7021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      was not expecting to see a tcb fan in the comments, but i'm here for it

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's a pro!

    • @mediocremaiden8883
      @mediocremaiden8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Super Aggressive TH-cam Commentary r/whooosh LOLOL

  • @SuperBerg23
    @SuperBerg23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If you didn't see the real hearing 5 years ago, you won't get it.
    This IS HILARIOUS and spot on.

  • @400Awesomo
    @400Awesomo ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Who’s here after Supreme Court of Justice strucked down Roe v Wade?

  • @jasonbusch8475
    @jasonbusch8475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "I don't know the meaning of the word stop!"
    That one gets funnier everytime

  • @mymusicsoul613
    @mymusicsoul613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    I love how his wife nods when he talks about not knowing the meaning of the word stop. My gosh, the subtleties.

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Veronica A. how did he treat her? There was no proof they were ever in the same room, let alone that he abused her.

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Veronica A. Why am I hopeless? Because I don't just take people's word, especially when those words are "I don't know, I don't remember"? The hopeless ones are the people who blindly believe without evidence.

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Veronica A. Are you actually going to support your statement, or just keep calling me hopeless? Facts have evidence to support and prove them. Are you in possession of some damning information that proves, beyond doubt, that Kavanaugh is an abusive man? Enlighten me.
      8 days later, nothing. Good talk.

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@godofrock117 his behavior in the senate hearing is proof enough of him being angry, spiteful, impossibly emotionally charged, impulsive, dodgey, partial, and therefor not fit to be a supreme court judge. it is crazy you (assumedly, from seeing your comments i have some doubts you even knew about the hearing) saw him yell, argue childishly with the senators, dodge simple questions, gas light everyone, and come out on the other side saying "yes, this man is stable and i completely trust him."

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davechongle ah yes, how dare a man being falsely accused of sexual assault and other heinous acts, who has been receiving death threats to himself and his family, be on edge and angry.
      Nevermind the fact that those questioning him were trying so hard to prove these fabricated stories, and that this was an obvious witch hunt. I can't tell if you're disingenuous or honestly fell for this bullshit.

  • @b.y.o.p.9035
    @b.y.o.p.9035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm very curious if Matt Damon's "WHAT?!!" was in the script because if not, that was damn hilarious.
    This has got to be the best "Oh Hell Yeah." line I've ever heard. He said it so calmly that it had different emotions running through it, annoyance, frustration, and ready for anything. Awesome skit.

    • @robertmoffit1135
      @robertmoffit1135 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know. That start is how I knew this was going to be good.

    • @b.y.o.p.9035
      @b.y.o.p.9035 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertmoffit1135 Right! 😊

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That "WHAT?!!" line almost made me cry from laughing so damn hard!

    • @boardaspen
      @boardaspen ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would be willing to bet it was improved, because Alex *just* starts his line right as Matt goes "WHAT." Brilliant!

  • @SkywalkerOG007
    @SkywalkerOG007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Alyssa Milano cutout was so perfectly random. Easily #1 best cold open.

  • @emmaoxtoby7599
    @emmaoxtoby7599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    “Well I’m hard as hell” 😂😂

    • @oscarpena00op
      @oscarpena00op 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emma Oxtoby I busted out laughing and choked on my own water lmao

  • @almabrooks5177
    @almabrooks5177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3210

    Kate McKinnon could literally play anyone.

    • @whiteshaq0172
      @whiteshaq0172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Alma Brooks idk I’m not a fan of her impressions, original characters in the skits yes but not when she impersonates someone it’s over exaggerated and not very good or funny

    • @piercedprincess6669
      @piercedprincess6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@whiteshaq0172 are you serious? She's one of the funniest to ever be on the show

    • @whiteshaq0172
      @whiteshaq0172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      skyler and marley paul Idk i guess it’s just not for me

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I could watch her read the phone book!

    • @zachkennett6480
      @zachkennett6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whiteshaq0172 ditto

  • @susanfritzel4055
    @susanfritzel4055 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    **I DRINK AMERICAN BEER!!!!**
    NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!!THIS GUY CHECKS OUT!!!!!!!!

  • @jp-ch7pt
    @jp-ch7pt ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wow, that last line about "You're all gonna pay." was prophetic...

  • @Balouthegreat
    @Balouthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    “Now I know I’m supposed to keep quiet
    Cuz I’m a single white male
    5’10”, uncut”
    I was dying 😂

    • @RuthNelly927
      @RuthNelly927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I watch this way more than I like to admit, this one and Melissa's Sean Spicer skit

    • @princepond1633
      @princepond1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well Matt Damon is actually 5"10

    • @dlam2864
      @dlam2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what does uncut mean?

    • @Edmund._.Dantes
      @Edmund._.Dantes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dlam2864 circumcision

    • @Balouthegreat
      @Balouthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dlam2864 how should I put this..... foreskin🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @anaborges3093
    @anaborges3093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Shout out to the lady in the back (left) who is really commited to looking sad

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She couldn't hold it at Get the Hell of my Lawn lol. That would've got me too.

    • @r.m7921
      @r.m7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who is she?

    • @ArchangelSteve
      @ArchangelSteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@r.m7921 Kavanaugh's wife.

    • @al-bot1094
      @al-bot1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She was probably thinking about the state of the Union.

    • @Selene4213
      @Selene4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is what I look like when I bite my cheeks to keep myself from laughing

  • @OldHollywood-xh8cl
    @OldHollywood-xh8cl 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Even after seeing this many times, it’s still funny. Never gets old.

  • @sabearah6048
    @sabearah6048 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I've seen this sketch so many times, and the Ronan Farrow joke in the beginning always flew completely under the radar, but I'm glad I caught it, love him!

  • @devendamji8816
    @devendamji8816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Shouting "WHAT?!" is the only way I'll enter rooms from now on 😂😂

    • @MACDADDY1089
      @MACDADDY1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Try not to do it in the hospital lmao

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did that going into the dean's office in high school. I was suspended before I walked in, and twice as suspended when I walked out.

    • @gigi1394
      @gigi1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto!

    • @American_Heathen
      @American_Heathen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad Stone Cold Steve Austin coined “What!?”

    • @slihrih1340
      @slihrih1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @mythloverb5931
    @mythloverb5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    “I wrote it myself last night while screaming into an empty bag of Doritos.” - literally every aspiring writer ever

    • @trevorbodnar5495
      @trevorbodnar5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Writing papers in college

    • @kitwillihnganz5972
      @kitwillihnganz5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, a writer would note that it can't be a bag of Doritos if it's empty--then it's just a Doritos bag.

  • @mirzabaig2004
    @mirzabaig2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How Matt Damon stayed in character the whole time is amazing!

  • @SS-gx7tg
    @SS-gx7tg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:00 I don't wanna take anything away from Matt Damon's performance here cause it's amazing, but Kate McKinnon's impersonation of Lindsey Graham here absolutely killed it!! I watched this part so many times I had sore ribs from laughing the day after, easily the funniest Lindsey Graham impersonation of all time, no question! Kate was one of the best SNL cast members of all time

  • @gojosgirl6487
    @gojosgirl6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    Oh my gosh the way he yelled "WHAT?!"

    • @angelajames3819
      @angelajames3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's how Kavanaugh yelling for real at the hearing

    • @erikaInDR
      @erikaInDR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The funniest part!!!

    • @carlosmachado2616
      @carlosmachado2616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tynesha Claiborne HAHAHAHAHA

    • @stardustmeatbag
      @stardustmeatbag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed so hard I dropped my tablet

    • @TheErik518
      @TheErik518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lil John

  • @ashwinsasikumar4190
    @ashwinsasikumar4190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Senator Kennedy- "You ain't drinking Heineken on us!!!"
    Kavanaugh- "I drink American Beer!!!"
    Senator Kennedy- "No further questions, this guy checks out!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @reiulfsteen4184
      @reiulfsteen4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My favourite part of the skit!

    • @matt_canon
      @matt_canon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "I yield the rest of my time to Miss Frizzle!!"

    • @ashwinsasikumar4190
      @ashwinsasikumar4190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reiulfsteen4184 ikr😂 it's hilarious

    • @ashwinsasikumar4190
      @ashwinsasikumar4190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matt_canon 😂😂😂

    • @dwcscca
      @dwcscca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit that part was so good. One of my faves from the whole sketch.

  • @contrarysheri
    @contrarysheri ปีที่แล้ว +5

    28 yrs. ago in a Ocean City MD bar my sister was TOUCHED by Kavanagh. SHE SLAPPED HIS FACE. Unreal he's a Supreme.

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Whenever I need an extreme laugh, I turn to this!

    • @Andrea1542
      @Andrea1542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same same same!

    • @johnpenley
      @johnpenley หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gang Bang Greg agrees.

    • @debanderson465
      @debanderson465 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So true. This is the best😂

  • @jayc149
    @jayc149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    The moment you realize Matt Damon is one of the best actors ever. This piece rocked it!

    • @NateMcBrady
      @NateMcBrady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      jo camble How does it feel to be so mad all the time

    • @kateb1761
      @kateb1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @jo camble okay man, so you dont like him that much. Who's your favourite?

    • @lizr6103
      @lizr6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      jo camble ok boomer

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt almost fell out of character in the end. Watch from 12:00

    • @ToddHowar.d
      @ToddHowar.d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xyz Same shit I was surprised he made it that long

  • @SAtownMytown
    @SAtownMytown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "You just wanna embarrass me in front of my wife! My family! In front of Alyssa frickin' Milano!"

    • @blackmidimin6720
      @blackmidimin6720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah you don’t want to get embarrassed in front of Milano. She is bae

  • @nish486
    @nish486 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man... watching this and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.. the Trump years were WILD. Entertaining, but only in hindsight.

  • @yodhin79
    @yodhin79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This sketch went from funny to scary real quick !

    • @oscarphile
      @oscarphile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, they started at an 11 and took it to a 15 REAL QUICK.

  • @mkay608
    @mkay608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    “Did you ever drink too many beers?” “You mean was I cool?” 😂😂😂😂

    • @truewomanamerican7559
      @truewomanamerican7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mikayla Mosley you're not cool like Kavanaugh

    • @angelbunny8681
      @angelbunny8681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@truewomanamerican7559 yeah being a drunk make you so cool.

    • @AnonURnot
      @AnonURnot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True Woman American
      how to be cool like kavanaugh:
      Be an alcoholic
      Sexually assault women in drunken rages
      Got it thnx

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right! I mean Blassey-Ford basically gave any prosecutor an open and shut case.
      Minus of course, the date, time, location as well as a single witness.

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I fucking lost it when he screamed " I WENT TO YALE!!" 😂😂😂

    • @Littleorangecats
      @Littleorangecats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s one of my favorite moments!

    • @Littleorangecats
      @Littleorangecats 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s one of my favorite moments!

  • @jungkookismyonlyalpha2813
    @jungkookismyonlyalpha2813 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I cried laughing through Kate McKinnon's whole part and it almost suffocated me to death bro. My stomach hurt, and my head hurt and it kept getting worse as I laughed more, the air wasn't getting into my lungs and tears kept streaming down. I had never thought laughing could be very dangerous to a person's life. This was one of the worst experiences of my life.

  • @tonycamacho3015
    @tonycamacho3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m here after Kavanaugh and the 3 Trump appointees draft to overturn Roe vs. Wade, freedom to a woman’s privacy on their reproductive rights… 6 men 3 women decide on this.

    • @anthonydew6292
      @anthonydew6292 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abortion is not a constitutional right, the issue belongs to the states, get over it!