Police officer: Sir, it seems you have been drinking this evening and here you are driving your car. Im afraid I will have to give you a ticket for drug-impaired driving. ”Why?”
When he’s part of an ethnolinguistic group of indigenous peoples of Mesoamerica that inhabit southern Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador and Honduras. He’s Mayan Bryan
“Hey man can we use you for cigarette pack images to keep people from smoking while you’re dying of smoking?” “Ill do it for a pack of smokes” my dad died of heart disease from smoking and if he didnt you would’ve killed him with laughter cause him and i had the same sense of humour and that was funny as fuck
a.lily.h in Australia where dyin Brian was all over the packaging, it has actually reduced smoking, mostly among young people, by more than 50% in just 4 years. A lot of the reason people try nicotine in the first place is colourful packaging, so remove that, and you save thousands of lives down the road.
this video helped me with quitting smoking and, i now have started the healthy hobbies such as jogging, doing black tar heroine, doing meth, slowly dying and having cancer.
@@ProMrLecoq01 Nah bro the guy sounded tired and they asked him why and he said he medical conditions. He actually had three heart attacks and Swagger asked him why he had three heart attacks, like he had control over it XD
That guy explaining significant figures got me thinking of 2013 gmod when I got banned from an rp server for asking an admin to explain quadratic equations
Is it too early to say welcome back from the dead or nah? *Got to the end of the video. The "experience it live @ twitch.tv/jschlatt" is gone. Guess that's a yes, yes it's too early... :')
“You’ve had three heart attacks?”
*_”Why?”_*
Cue The Who
Doctor: Congratulations! It’s a boy!
Me: Why?
Police officer: Sir, it seems you have been drinking this evening and here you are driving your car. Im afraid I will have to give you a ticket for drug-impaired driving.
”Why?”
@@TheMeerkatMob what song is that I really want to know
@@SwampySanchez th-cam.com/video/xyDSsaDAEQg/w-d-xo.html
When he's from a mesoamerican civilization, he's Mayan Bryan.
When he gets on an airplane, he's flyin' bryan
When he’s working at a fast food restaurant, he’s fryin’ Bryan
When he finds out there’s a sale, he’s buyin’ Bryan
When he grabs a towel after a swim, he's dryin' Bryan
When he’s sad, he’s cryin Bryan
When he wants to quit smoking.... he's tryin Bryan
When he gets on a plane, he's flyin Bryan
@@StinkyBadink When he jumps off a building to stop the pain he is also flyin Bryan
Failin' brian
when he tells his wife he doesn't smoke anymore, he's lyin bryan
When he says he doesn’t need the smoke he’s denyin bryan
When he got hired by the FBI, he's spyin' Bryan
when he cant tell the truth, hes lyin bryan
when he cant tell the truth, hes lyin bryan
Arock when he’s goin for a girl he’s tryin Bryan
@@daltonwynans8157 when he becomes a predator hes lion brian
@@daltonwynans8157 when he is on vacation, he's Hawaiian bryan
When he's a greenish-blue color, he's Cyan Bryan.
D S if he lived in mexico around 600 AD then he would be mayan bryan
When he watch the movie up, he’s cryin Bryan.
when he's in an LGBT movie, he's A Guy in Bryan
when he's in the air? he's flyin bryan
D S when he hangs himself on a clothes line, he’s dryin Bryan
I like how Schlatt cut out the part where he spelt Bryan wrong.
Yes, Brain, ofcourse.
Ah, shit, he deleted the comment.
Nikolai Hermansen brian more like brain
reality is often disappointing
wait what
Se swagger's video
When he’s part of an ethnolinguistic group of indigenous peoples of Mesoamerica that inhabit southern Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador and Honduras. He’s Mayan Bryan
Too much
@@_Horilka that’s the the joke bruh
You did too much research for this
@@rileygray1426 and it was worth it lol
“Hey man can we use you for cigarette pack images to keep people from smoking while you’re dying of smoking?” “Ill do it for a pack of smokes” my dad died of heart disease from smoking and if he didnt you would’ve killed him with laughter cause him and i had the same sense of humour and that was funny as fuck
Dyin Dad
@@EbolaClown lethal
Sorry for your loss but that’s funny as shit LOL
i fucking thought you were about to comment like how it is so bad to upload this
@@EbolaClown wheezing dad
When he finds out people are making fun of him he's sighing bryan
nah he ded
LukeUnderscore SixDee9 he’s dying Bryan then
When he’s upset he’s crying bryan
When there's a murderer in his house he's hiding bryan
when he has superpowers he’s flying bryan
Swaggersoul's video: CSGO moments that will make you smoke a pack a day
JSchlatt's video: This CSGO video will make you quit smoking
A true Good and Evil
Schlatts a good christian boy he would never promote the sin that is consuming nicotine through a wrapped form known as a cigarette. Tsk
Who has the link to swaggers video
@@CSTLW just search it
As an Australian I’m so happy to see people talking about the man himself, Bryan
7:22
Schlatt: “Swagger…”
Swagger: “…Oh no…”
Schlatt: “I need…… a
*SHMOAK*
Best fucking line
im leaving this at 420 likes.
When he's out of smokes he's resupplying Bryan
69th like. *nice*
If he claims he’s not guilty in court, he’s denyin Bryan. If he decides to take a trip on an airplane, he’s flyin Bryan.
When he saves the UK from terrorists the queen will be knighting bryan
@@aviv657 no
@@TheBestArchive_ when you say no you are basically denying bryan
When he eventually succumbs to the suicidal thoughts and throws himself off a 12 story roof, He’s flying Bryan
He tried to quit smoking. He was tryin Bryan.
I loved that schlatt blurred the image of dyin bryan while swagger put the pic up like 5 times in his video
Swagger hates money
Swagger was on
trending too lmao
@Off-Centred UwU excuse me wtf are you doing here?
allison brock his video got taken down lmao
The Isaac Show I didn’t even realize omg that’s hilarious poor swagger
in england we just have graphic pictures of things like tar filled lungs in someones open chest
i just see them all over the pavement- they look gross and don’t even seem to stop people lol
a.lily.h in Australia where dyin Brian was all over the packaging, it has actually reduced smoking, mostly among young people, by more than 50% in just 4 years. A lot of the reason people try nicotine in the first place is colourful packaging, so remove that, and you save thousands of lives down the road.
Same in Canada
Lol my dad would deliberately ask for the ones with the least graphic picture on them. Completely missing the point.
@@tomm5663 its mostly because they tax cigarettes out the ass
When he’s on the runway, he’s stylin’ Bryan
or hes about to commit a national tragedy
Claytonist 420 you forgot Bryan, National Tragedy Bryan
@@ClaytonTheCracker crime bryan
And when he gets arrested, hes timin bryan
When hes rollin in cash, dimin bryan
"His family is sending us a cease and desist"
More like cease to exist
Cease and deceased
osmium r/yourjokebutworse
StenXa no
StenXa no u
Ayyyyyyeeeee wassup Andrew
The argument over the algebra is a good representative of famous mathematicians getting together for a meeting
Why they making fun of the math homie. My guy was just tryna help
Ethan Hunt the math was actually -39
and he was correct T_T
they didn’t make fun of him he was in on the joke
@@50shekels what kinda hee hoo honky tonk math you be doing
I'm sad they can't do basic algebra
When he’s a hair stylist...
He’s stylin bryan
That’s a new one
Schlatt always talks like he’s about to blow up a hospital on national television
he's the joker
He is
I’m the jokah baby - Schlatt 2020
christ
Fish
when he wants to change his hair colour, he's dyeing bryan
Too bad he lost all of his hair to cancer
@@lukeb5762 too bad he's fucking dead
@@Xygif this is so fucked
ChimoZ i mean, like... have you watched the video
@@aandrew626 yes i have that's even more fucked
Jschlatt and his "Funny mic" is the reason why my Headphones aren't working properly anymore.
Good shit
When he's a mispronounced Minecraft TH-camr, he's Grian Bryan.
Grian is ugleeeeee
@@iain8829 k den
Kinda a stretch
Doesnt work
I love grian
The music makes me feel lile Schlatt's about to explain the mechanics of Age of Empires
hey guys, spirit of the law here
Are Schlatt coins faster gold generation per minute than Spanish trade carts in Imperial Age?
@@jschlattLIVE off topic but congrats on 600k schlatt 🎉👏🏼
@@jschlattLIVE HUZZAH
@@jschlattLIVE hes now at 1mil!
Lol it actually pissed me off when swagger was solving that problem wrong and arguing with the high dude who was actually right.
He probably was just egging him on
I'm assuming it was a bit? I dunno. I like to think it was, for my peace of mind
You could still solve it by bringing the 5 over to the other side but it's unnecessary and retarded
MrBiscuitman9
You're right but fuck you anyways
It was a bit
I’m Australian and I gotta say it really doesn’t stop many people.
It's not meant to stop existing users, as scary images don't stop addiction. It's used as a deterrent for young people
No shit i think it's more of a piss take. I got a cutout of Brian on the bong
We have them on packs as well in canada. Seems to target new smokers and younger people.
when he gets children hes multiplyin bryan
ok seby
"This concludes my PSA."
*happily strolls away with a knife in hand*
Three heart attacks? You’d think after the first one he’d stop, definitely after the second.
i don't get why he would have any heart attacks at all, there are literally no benefits to them, just risk of death
@@blew1t smh shaking my head
When he's trying to open a can of beans, he's pryn' Bryan
When he wished he would quit, he was tryin Brian.
>starts hanging out with swagger
>becomes addicted to nicotine
>Becomes dying bryan
the cycle of life
@@arffie my bad
@@cheese5081 yes, you are very bad
@@arffie :(
Why are you green texting on youtube
i like how he censored the actual image of dyin bryan. taking NO chances with video takedowns today
6:55 ah, yes- who could forget about Bryan's good friend, Suicide Clyde
this video helped me with quitting smoking and, i now have started the healthy hobbies such as jogging, doing black tar heroine, doing meth, slowly dying and having cancer.
I'm proud of you
fank you
You've done your country a great service today, Jschlatt.
Thank you Obama 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Papi obama
Get outta here Obama you're banned from the server
@@lilboat3232 Don't hate the player, hate the game
holy shot it’s obama
swagger asking why the guy had three heart attacks is like my dad yelling at me "DONT DO THAT" whenever i stub my toe on something
I didn’t get that bit. Was it because he stayed up so long
@@ProMrLecoq01 Nah bro the guy sounded tired and they asked him why and he said he medical conditions. He actually had three heart attacks and Swagger asked him why he had three heart attacks, like he had control over it XD
When someone hurts his feelings, hes cryin' bryan
When the doctors give him an oxygen tank, they be supplyin bryan
That guy explaining significant figures got me thinking of 2013 gmod when I got banned from an rp server for asking an admin to explain quadratic equations
lmao
I’m suprised that one of them didn’t change their name to cigarettes and team kill him
When he jumps off a roof he's Flyin' Bryan.
Until he's not and then he's Dyin' Bryan again.
When the angels are taking his soul up to heaven he’s flyin Bryan
The vape version of Dyin Bryan is Deceased Keith.
TertiaryConsumer if he smokes cigars he can be Dead Fred
If he died from drug use hes the late nate
If he's an incel he's lonely Tony
The weed version is you can't die from smoking weed
Blazin' jason
When he lives in a South American country, he's Uruguayan Bryan
seffboi SO FUCKING UNDERRATED
No, he could also be Paraguayan Bryan
😂 great joke
Uruguay doesn’t exist
(It is part of Brazil)((obviously))
@@joaoostroski4778 you spelt argentina wrong dude
Katchoro i don’t know if i should laugh or cry
When he ends up in a dictionary, he's definin' bryan
When he does math he's multiplyin brian
i could really use a weeklyslap right about now
this has been a whole ass mood for a while now
I feel like everyone does. Hopefully he comes out with one soon
👋
When he gets in his Mercedes benz hes drivin bryan
“Why?” - Swaggersouls
When the doctors told him it was terminal he was denyin Brian, vying for more time n sadly, god was not supplyin
Those are some damn good bars.
too many napkins
napkins
napkins
I've never been happier than hearing Schlatt explain the dangers of smoking while using funny mic
swagger is like this dude that plays cool all the time but his akward side comes out when he laughs
When he says he's gonna quit ciggarettes he's lying brian.
I love how the enemy team is super try-harding whilst this team is making fun of a dead guy.
The daughter of “dying Bryan” smokes as well.
Like father like daughter
1 generation to another
she was under a lot of stress after her dad died, just needed a smoke
@Vincent Daly No, she became a BLM activist
@@vorald4948 yikes
Bryan’s family may have sent a cease and desist, but Bryan ceased to exist
When he's on vacation in Hawaii, he's Hawaiian Brian
1:22 "are you just not a bryan stan"
bruh cooper 😂
Nothing like getting anti-Juul ads as Dyin’ Bryan hits a fat one
When somebody sells cigarettes, he supplyin' Bryan
This video was so funny! I enjoy videos like these! Thanks for making me smile and laugh Schlatt 💛
When Bryan wants to stock up toilet paper for the coronavirus, he Buyin Bryan
This makes me feel like I have friends
In Spain cigaratte packages also have graphic images, and probably in the rest of Europe too
In America, we get fucking ads on youtube TO smoke
Respect to that engineer guy that actually took his time explain.
Last streamed: 51 days ago
Me and they boys playing Csgo laughing at dying people
when he goes back to aztec society he’s mayan brian
When he mysteriously disappears from the face of the planet “ He’s Myan Bryan”
10:32 when Schlatt sounds like a educational stop smoaking video:
Wait? If Swagger watches this, will he stop smoking?
*has 3 heart attacks*
“Hey Swagger, wanna smoke a bowl?”
this is the video that I can watch over and over again and never get bored of
When he can't get it up for his wife he's unsatisfyin' Bryan.
When he starts investing in stocks, he’s buyin Bryan
When he's in his feels he's crying Brian
That smoke grenade bit had me like dying Brian
All it took was 10 weeks, he died aged 34
Are you talking about Schlatt's voice
I appreciate this so much. A friend of mine committed suicide about two days ago, so thank you for this. Never fails to bring a smile to my face.
hope you’re doing okay man
sorry for your loss dude
Thomas Kick im sorry to hear this, hope you are coping well
I hope your doing okay! That must be terrible ):
hope ur well homie
This video is like a roller coaster that only goes up
Dying Bryan honestly my favorite K-pop artist
There’s no bigger flex than schlatt using copyrighted music on TH-cam.
Schlatt: you had 3 heart attacks?
Game: sure lets do it
Swagger back with the great "bappo no hacko" format
When he spots a pack he's buyin bryan
Is it too early to say welcome back from the dead or nah?
*Got to the end of the video.
The "experience it live @ twitch.tv/jschlatt" is gone.
Guess that's a yes, yes it's too early...
:')
Jumboschlatt is fucking dead
@Off-Centred UwU nah, he's in his friends chat sometimes. The guy's just taking a break. 🤷🏻♀️
we need him during this quarantine, we literally have nothing better to do
might be because this wasn't streamed live
@@yukaricchi8794 the one before the Wii Music vid wasn't streamed either lmao.
when he's an angel in heaven he's flyin' bryan.
When the government tells him to stop smoking and he doesn’t he’s defying brian
Normal PSAs: I sleep
PSAs done with the Funny Mic: Real shit
Bruh when you not even addicted to cigarettes but you still take the advice...
when he's on a plane.... he's flyin Bryan
after 9/11 hes cryin bryan
When he is asking too many questions about someone's problems, he is pryin brian
Health teachers: *Yes*
Thank you for curing my nicotine addiction that Swagger gave me with his video.
When he’s sad, he’s cryin Brian
when bryan has a long day he sighing bryan
“Why” LMAOOOOO
Been going through a spot of depression, this vid made me smile. Thanks. I think i have to take myself less seriously sometimes.