OlanRogers I feel bad because I love all your videos and you're just fantastic but I'm confused. Did you throw up on him? Or did you like drink it and spit it out on Steven Henry's face?
This is so freaking hilarious. Olan's storytelling is gold, he totally kills it every time. I was laughing so hard that I disrupted the people around me at home.
You had some really.. odd friends when you were younger Olan. First Wesley with the head shaped like a vertical watermelon now Steven with the bug eyes. 😂
The first video I watched by him was the Comeback Kid and I freaking died of laughter. My stomach hurt from laughing so much after the video and I didn't hear half of it because of the humor-induced cries XD
Ive been watching videos with Olan for about 8 years now, back when he was making BalloonShop videos. I'm still watching, and you are still my favorite TH-camr. Thank you for making hilarious videos, and making me laugh.
I laughed so hard I cryed!!!!! And I had to contain my self cause it's like 12 pm every body is asleep I'm trying not to blow my friggin head off hear silently laughing at this thing!! Jus the part where you throw up on the kid just made salt whater run down my cheeks from pure joy I guess that's what you can call it. "EL DEOBLO!!! EL DEOBLO!!!"
I just discovered Olan's videos and feel as if I have just happened upon a national treasure. This mix of originality and humor is positively cracking me up. Thank you so much for all you do, Olan!
I always come back to your channel to make sure I haven't missed anything, and end up rewatching a bunch of them. Always the raconteur, Olan. Keeps me laughing.
Yes, storytime! That's literally what we refer your videos as to in my house. No joke, it's a tradition, like a sacred thing for my little bro and I. We grab popcorn, blankets to build a fort and sit back to watch your videos. The real challenge is not choking on popcorn as you make us laugh. :,)
I Watch yiur vidoes religiously! I watch them when I'm sad, happy, or just plain bored. I appreciate your sense of humor so much! Please don't stop making videos! I love you bunches!!!
Oh my god! I am full out crying over here! By far, the funniest story this far!! Beautiful presentation of the hilarious Olan Rogers!!! Awesome job, man!!!
The orange dust dragon drug rant had me in stitches. And then I had to get more stitches, because those ones snapped right open from the laughter. It was a stitches fest, I tell ya!
First thirty seconds had me and my sister laughing. We were both in tears by the end. Always great to see you've uploaded a video. Thank you from both of us!
At first I wasn't sure I was watching an Olan Rogers video because of the new opening song. It feels weird to me to come in after a long time of not watching you, to not hear your signature opening. Not that it's bad, just surprising in a good way. :)
olan rogers. the only person on the planet capable of insuring debilitating laughter in just about anybody. i swear i cry to just about all your videos.
I've had to has watched this maybe 4 times throughout a couple years but I can't help but laugh my head off!! I just watched it again in the middle of a cafe and I was getting weird looks from everyone around me because I was making such a racket! thank you for this gift to the world (:
You need to describe the aftermath! WE HAVE TO KNOW! Did you deflate his big googly eyes with your superbarf? Did he accede to your superior manly charm?
You're my favorite youtuber. EVERY video from you makes me smile, and I've peed my poor pants on several occasions. You're such a good story teller, plus your name is awesome.
HAHAHA it's safe to say having Olan Rogers as a nemesis is never going to end 'normally'
Still think I might want to have him as a nemesis so I can get a video about me like this.
You are the reason I found Olan's channel, Chris, and I am so thankful.
Haha
I thank you also. I found Olan through you too!
OlanRogers I feel bad because I love all your videos and you're just fantastic but I'm confused. Did you throw up on him? Or did you like drink it and spit it out on Steven Henry's face?
This is so freaking hilarious. Olan's storytelling is gold, he totally kills it every time. I was laughing so hard that I disrupted the people around me at home.
Same😂 he's one of my fave youtubers😂❤️
My brother got mad at me for laughing so hard 😂
Is it fiction? I'm a little confused on the matter
Evan G nope all non fiction
Note to self: Don't watch Olan's videos at work. Co-workers do not appreciate seemingly unprovoked explosions of laughter.
Seth Gunnells Hahahaha! I watched my first Olan video in a library, I completely understand. Suppressing laughter can be a real workout. :P
Bro, now you tell me
Seth Gunnells Better than seemingly unprovoked explosions of red Kool-Aid.
Noice
That is the precise time to view comedy good sir
"like a frickin' Megaman blaster full of 'OOH YEAH!" I nearly died xD
WHEN THE SPIT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE OF THAT PASSIONATE CHEETO SPEECH OH MY GOD I'M CRYING
Sage Benenati IM DYING
Lost it at "EL DIABLOOOOOO!!!!"
YAAASSSS!!!!!
I hollered at that part.
You had some really.. odd friends when you were younger Olan. First Wesley with the head shaped like a vertical watermelon now Steven with the bug eyes. 😂
LivinItBigTime XO Don't forget the candy sniffing food thief Scotty, or the Birthday nightmare known as Christopher Robin.
Oh my god how could I forget those 😂😂
Matthew Denz those guys were definitely not his friends though lol
LivinItBigTime XO Funny thing is Welsey from Comeback Kid actually robbed a bank haha
OlanRogers D: ;_; Wesley how could you..
Could you imagine Olan coming to an elementary school and telling stories xD
the kool-aid was hot
hot kool-aid
*julian smith's voice in the distance* "i made this for you"
"I had this minty fresh polo shirt... My mom picked it out for me"
Charlotte Pratt yo lookin gooood
You need to do audio books dude
Dune1884 YESSSSS
I would go broke if he did that lol
Dune1884 It just wouldn't be complete without his facial expressions and edits
Imagine him doing Moby Dick.
" I'm gonna tell ya a story. Call me Ishmael. Ishymael. Ishy-Fishy"Squishy Mcguishy" Swishy Mael."
Omg yesssssss did you see that Olan?? @olanrogers
"addicted to the orange dust dragon" omg I'm using that in the future
RIP Minty fresh polo, you will be missed.
rip in El diablo
Rip Steven Henry's face
Olan I'm incredibly thankful for you. You just made my crappy day a beautiful crappy day. I love you ya nugget.
Thats the true way to win someones heart. Just projectile vomit on your competition.
5gaa5 its true I've done it before, tried and true method
Yep works every time
+5gaa5 Yep, totally. Ever seen the new Fly? That movie?
5gaa5 Stan Marsh?
My roommate is trying to film a video right now and I'm laughing up a storm watching this #sorrynotsorry
Eppic I'm your first sub
This just in: Olan Rogers, the most inspiring TH-camr in history, IS in fact... better than the BEST dang chicken tenders!!!!!
my face always hurts from smiling after an olan story 😂
The first video I watched by him was the Comeback Kid and I freaking died of laughter. My stomach hurt from laughing so much after the video and I didn't hear half of it because of the humor-induced cries XD
" Can I get something off my chesticles"
this is gonna be an awesome story.
Drinking Game: take a shot every time Olan says "BSHHH"
+okaywhatever Why are you trying to kill people?
+okaywhatever better yet, take a shot every time Olan says "freaking"
How do you not have more subscribers?! Dude, your stories are hilarious! 😂 Thank you for making my life more interesting!!
Rewatching olans videos 7 years later makes me nostalgic
Ive been watching videos with Olan for about 8 years now, back when he was making BalloonShop videos. I'm still watching, and you are still my favorite TH-camr. Thank you for making hilarious videos, and making me laugh.
I laughed so hard I cryed!!!!!
And I had to contain my self cause it's like 12 pm every body is asleep I'm trying not to blow my friggin head off hear silently laughing at this thing!!
Jus the part where you throw up on the kid just made salt whater run down my cheeks from pure joy I guess that's what you can call it.
"EL DEOBLO!!! EL DEOBLO!!!"
You should write a book, I would read it!
He is writing a book, with a friend.
Hank Dobbs Can you link me where he mentions that? That's awesome though!
It was on his Instagram. He posted it awhile back, I don't know if you have one but that was the only way I saw it.
5:21 3-legged Minotaur just casually named among the zoo animals...
This is why Olan is the greatest
this is it. the best story. i was laughing until the only sound i could mutter out was a wheeze.
I just discovered Olan's videos and feel as if I have just happened upon a national treasure. This mix of originality and humor is positively cracking me up. Thank you so much for all you do, Olan!
I can't breathe XD
Because of your strict teacher... Or....
help me bill nye!
swagger Nah.
gangsta
😄
I love how he constantly looks behind him as if someone is listening.
I always come back to your channel to make sure I haven't missed anything, and end up rewatching a bunch of them. Always the raconteur, Olan. Keeps me laughing.
I finally figured out who you remind me of! Marcus Mumford from Mumford & Sons. Whew.
"It's like a freaking Megaman blaster full of OH YEAH!!"
T-shirt. Stat.
Yes, storytime! That's literally what we refer your videos as to in my house. No joke, it's a tradition, like a sacred thing for my little bro and I. We grab popcorn, blankets to build a fort and sit back to watch your videos. The real challenge is not choking on popcorn as you make us laugh. :,)
@ 5:28 "Giraffes, rhinos and....three-legged minotaurs." lmao God, I love you Olan
I Watch yiur vidoes religiously! I watch them when I'm sad, happy, or just plain bored. I appreciate your sense of humor so much! Please don't stop making videos! I love you bunches!!!
"[dramatically] she was sittin' next to me, in the cafeteria, and we were sharing... the best. dang. chicken. tendas. [clap]"
"It's like a freaking Mega Man blaster full of Oh Yeah!" XD Olan I love you so very much
This made me laugh so hard that I was crying and had to pause it for a minute!
Oh my god! I am full out crying over here! By far, the funniest story this far!! Beautiful presentation of the hilarious Olan Rogers!!! Awesome job, man!!!
I'm crying!! "El diablo! El diablo!! *sobs with laughter*
Olan Rogers is the single greatest story teller. He doesn't even need to curse or anything
Im just imagining someone spewing red while roaring at an unsuspecting kid.
The orange dust dragon drug rant had me in stitches. And then I had to get more stitches, because those ones snapped right open from the laughter. It was a stitches fest, I tell ya!
Another person who says "chesticles."
Also, try using "breasticles," teetletatas," and "mamelonays."
My day started off really crappy but now I'm crylaughing and feeling much better. Thank you, sir!
I like how when he tells us his 'plan' he looks around his ROOM like someones gonna be there and listening 😂😂
I had the immense pleasure of hearing you tell this live. I laughed till I cried. Thank you Olan :)
DUSTY ORANGE SHAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE SHAAAAAME!!!!
to say that i shrieked with laughter throughout the whole video is an understatement
thank you Olan for making my life
Olan is secretly Lemongrab and you can't convince me otherwise.
First thirty seconds had me and my sister laughing. We were both in tears by the end. Always great to see you've uploaded a video. Thank you from both of us!
oh my god the gardener. I can't stop laughing!
This one was the winner Olan! I have never laughed so hard I went into a panic attack! Oh god... Genius!
Revenge isn't revenge unless someone spits liquid vengeance on either party.
Thanks Olan Rogers - freaking choking on an apple half gagging at the 7:30 mark when you mentioned streaming. Bless ya mate
"SHAME! DUSTY ORANGE SHAME!"
"YOU EAT ONE, YOU EAT THE WHOLE BAG!"
Always Love these Stories OLAN KEEP EM COMING
One of my favorite TH-camrs
I LAUGH EVERY VID
I like how olan makes me feel like I'm in the story
That was probably the funniest ending out of all your videos! Thank you for sharing your joy!
1:00 dude, you made that face like 194 times during the video..... I like
***** dood i watched this video with out audio and thats all i noticed
Reminds me of jack black
Jacob Hurlbert
My jaw hurts so much, this was way too funny!
COMEDY GOLD
It looks like a megaman charger filled with Oh Yeah XD
LITERALLY ONLY OLAN ROGERS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE!!!!
THE BEST DANG CHICKEN TENDERS
Grace Miller OH YEEAAAHHH
I started crying, I couldn't see the freaking screen through my tears as you were high pitch yelling "EL DIABLO!!!" Absolutely magnificent.
EL DIABLO!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHHAAAA
i like how when he tells his stories he makes it seem like he's talking directly to you through the screen
At first I wasn't sure I was watching an Olan Rogers video because of the new opening song. It feels weird to me to come in after a long time of not watching you, to not hear your signature opening. Not that it's bad, just surprising in a good way. :)
Please never stop telling stories..I LOVE THEM AND YOU SO MUCH!!
Megaman blaster of "OH YEAH" needs to be a shirt
That was bloody brilliant. Do love these story's.
You should contact her and show her this video!
Omfg yes!! Olan do it for us😂
Ok, I have to admit that this video left me crying with laughter. Beautiful! Bravo!
Omg the cut off screams got me haha
Olan, this has to be one of the best videos you've ever done. Thank you for making my morning so much better with your zany humor!
Are these stories based off like normal events or are they pulled out of your crazy imagination?
Pretty sure its just him retelling stuff that's happened to him
Probably childhood events twisted up by Olan's young mind xD
Jack Nickels I asked him in person at Eat a Slice With Me, he said they were "Embarrassingly, uncomfortably real"
Jack Nickels he said that all these were real.
He's said before they're all real. He also said something along the lines of, "all stories can be funny and interesting if you tell it right."
olan rogers. the only person on the planet capable of insuring debilitating laughter in just about anybody. i swear i cry to just about all your videos.
Addicted to the orange dust dragon!
Someone should do animated videos of his stories!!!! ;-;
I've had to has watched this maybe 4 times throughout a couple years but I can't help but laugh my head off!! I just watched it again in the middle of a cafe and I was getting weird looks from everyone around me because I was making such a racket! thank you for this gift to the world (:
8:02
"He thought I was possessed!"
8:06
*makes possessed face*
Why are you not a world famous comedian yet?!! These stories are so goddamn awesome!
Olans childhood sounds like it was pretty INTENSE
Laughed so hard that tears formed. I love Olan's stories so much.
I'm glad I watched this while eating hot cheetos
I would be laughing too hard I wouldn't be able to eat a Cheeto
theJman Idk, laughing until you inhale a whole cheeto would make a pretty funny story, but only if you live to tell the tale!
M Rawling
Olan you have the best stories ever, when I watch your videos I am brightens up so friggen much, they make me laugh so much and I'm thankful for that
Gee thanks
You need to describe the aftermath! WE HAVE TO KNOW! Did you deflate his big googly eyes with your superbarf? Did he accede to your superior manly charm?
"EL DIABLO EL DIABLO"
*cuts to cackling olan*
this video is beautiful.
DUSTY ORANGE SHAAAAME. Oh how I've been there....
You're my favorite youtuber. EVERY video from you makes me smile, and I've peed my poor pants on several occasions. You're such a good story teller, plus your name is awesome.
OLAN ARE YOU READY FOR STARWARS BATTLEFRONT (3?)????????!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah ***** are you ready!?
I have literal tears in my eyes. "Full mouth super saiyan into freakin' Steven Henry's face"
you should do a high school story
I'm glad you uploaded this one, now every time I watch it I'll remember summer nights!!!
EL DIABLO! EL DIABLO!
I swear Olan Rogers is the best story teller. Hell, if he told a story about him eating fries it'll still be exciting and funny!
Chesticals
I was laughing so hard and loud that I was crying. I was at work surrounded by co works this one ranks up there with ghost in stall. Thank you Olan!
Hey Olan any news on your cartoon?