Hindsight is ever so clear. I can think of many times in my childhood when I ended up in all sorts of trouble simply because I couldn't explain myself.
I know this is a year late, BUT... having known one or two people who come from money, and get crap items with it, a lot of it owes to that person's lack of knowledge on what they're buying. Children belonging to wealthy families don't always know what they're getting themselves into when it comes to making a wise purchase/the quality of an item, and don't necessarily care. I believe this owes to the fact that, in their eyes, it doesn't really matter anyway, because they have so much money, even if their parents may know better and be smarter with their own purchases.
WESLEEEEEYYYYYY WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGG?! WESLEEEYYYY SHOOOOTTT HIIIIIMMMMMMM! Those where the two sentences that popped into my head after I heard Wesley XD
I was going to make a joke about Wesley being loaded, going to military school, and still not knowing what to do in the heat of a paintball battle, but nothing's coming to me.
Hey Olan, did you do theatre when you were in high school because you definitely have that theatrical flare when you're telling stories plus you've got the personality to go along with it
Here I am trying to drink my snooty Dr. Pepper in peace, and YOU SIR made me laugh so hard I snorted and nearly died choking. My life flashed before my eyes, and it was nowhere near as entertaining as yours.
You are so original Olan Rogers, and not only that, funny too! I love listening and imagining your stories as you tell them. It's so much fun! Thanks for being you! And keep at it!
Oh my gosh Olan, just wanna say that tonight was probably one of my worst nights in a long time. And watching this video has helped me fell 10 times better than I would have. so I just wanna say thank you for your hilarious and amazing videos that can just turn my frown upside down. :)
It's currently 11:55PM and I'm in my dorm room and it's quiet hours, but I couldn't stop myself from literally LOL-ing!! I LOVE YOUR STORYTELLING!! I got told by my RA to be quiet, but the laughs were uncontainable! You ROCK Olan!
Evil Eve I read this as black jack like what does a disbanded girl group fandom name have to do with him then I realized for like the 7th time today that I was the idiot
Why is your life so interesting and hilarious? I'm in school watching this trying not to bust up laughing because I don't want to look like a crazy person. 😂😂
Being a Canadian, we don't have each access to Mr. Pibb (Pibb) and now my kids really want to try. Thanks Olan! How am I going to fix this!?!?! Great story. We love em all!
oh god i love you !!!! how do you manage to take a simple childhood story and transform it into a hilarious epic tale?You just made my day and it's started as a really crappy one... thank you
i literally cannot get ENOUGH of your videos! i kid you not i've seen them all at least 20 times and i still can't stop watching! whenever i'm having a bad day i will sit in my dorm room and watch your videos because they LITERALLY MAKE MY DAY 10X BETTER. your sense of humor is so rare and i love it, these videos are all hilarious!! i wish we had more people like you on youtube . i was told by my family we are going to nashville and when i heard that i thought of your soda parlor and basically lost my MIND. i wish you living in TN right now, but i know you're doing great things in LA IM SO PROUD AND EXCITED FOR YOU
Hi Olan I know that the chances of you reading this are very slim but I just want to thank you. A while ago my dad had cancer and I went through some bad depression and for a while I didn't feel anything at all. But I started watching your videos and something clicked I would laugh and have fun and just be a kid again. The main thing that amazed me was that you where being the real you and you weren't afraid to show it and you don't what anyone thinks about you. That is something that I put into practice. You are one of my role models you are funny, a child at heart, kind to your friends from what I can tell and most of all you are real. Thank you.
I love that sweet child Olan didn't just consider saying "I thought you were Wesley and I was trying to play a prank on him" Kids are the best, wow
My thoughts exactly
Haha I was thinking the same thing
"It was just a prank bro"
Hindsight is ever so clear. I can think of many times in my childhood when I ended up in all sorts of trouble simply because I couldn't explain myself.
lol, that is exactly what I would have said.😂
"Surprisingly, she takes it really well”
*screams wildly*
"like a mouse playing a saxaphone through a keyhole" I completely lost it.😂😂😂
I think it was a mouse playing a WOODEN saxophone...
The synonyms that you invent for things are one of my favorite parts of your stories XD
I concur
"Nothing to see here-"
Fudge dude, you're killing me here
SON OF A WESLEY
+Ezra Boink Best two parts of this video 😂
His representations of the dad made my sides hurt
Ending all my future arguments with "PANCAKES IN THE MORNING."
Agreed
Omg. I’d do it for sure, but then if they go for it I just made a promise I can’t keep. 😂
olan: its ME! your BELOVED!
me: [[high pitched screaming]]
WESLEYYYYY!
Can someone please gif that part so I can post it everywhere every single day??.
+Janell Boone get giphy
hellolala . this is so wierd, I have the same name.
600th like. You're welcome.
"I see a wall of maroon cylinders......Pib"
Pib truly the perfect soda
I literally heard "Wesley" and knew this was gonna be good.
I heard Wesley and I said aloud WEEEEEESSLLEYYYYY
omg same
I was literally thinking the same thing
I was like if Wesley is here it gonna make it better
SON OF A WESLEY!!!
_SON OF A WESLEY!_
"PANCAKES IN THE MORNING!." yup im making that shirt
I'm not staying for THAT breakfast.
Bekfest
+Yolanda Creed that'll be on the back 😏
With some kind of cartoon dad, or even a cartoon Olan with a stern dad look xD
Plexus i want that shirt!
SON OF A WESLEY
MammaJammas no it 70
"SON OF A WESLEY!" Probably the most underrated youtube channel!
😊👌
+OlanRogers "Nothing to seeee" LOL. How are the animations going Olan? 🙂
Yes!!!
if Wesley is so rich, why did he have a crappy paintball gun? 😂
They spent all their money on pibb obv
I was thinking that too. Maybe he stole it?
The Final Emperor woah, a reply that has more likes than a comment.
Nicole Seiley that's what I was thinking
I know this is a year late, BUT... having known one or two people who come from money, and get crap items with it, a lot of it owes to that person's lack of knowledge on what they're buying.
Children belonging to wealthy families don't always know what they're getting themselves into when it comes to making a wise purchase/the quality of an item, and don't necessarily care.
I believe this owes to the fact that, in their eyes, it doesn't really matter anyway, because they have so much money, even if their parents may know better and be smarter with their own purchases.
Can we please start this?
#SONOFAWESLEY
Or at least make it a shirt?
+Connor Walker i second this!
#SONOFAWESSLY
I say this ALL the time!
+Livvy Luu So do I!
"DAMN IT WESSLEEYYYYY SHOOT HIM SHOOOOOTTTTT HIM"😂 wesley and the paintball one was too funny
and that story's why wesley was the getaway driver and not one of the robbers XD
SON OF A WESLEY!!!
WESLEEEEEYYYYYY WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGG?!
WESLEEEYYYY SHOOOOTTT HIIIIIMMMMMMM!
Those where the two sentences that popped into my head after I heard Wesley XD
I thought the same thing
Yeah same
SAME XD
same
SON OF A WESLEY
I can no longer see a Pibb without thinking about this story.
You are the funniest person on TH-cam by far! Thanks for the good times Olan!
Thanks for giving it a viewing through your peepers 😊👌
+OlanRogers Oh trust me it's not hard to do 😏
same here, I can't breath because I'm laughing so hard
Not to this level no, he is honestly the only funny youtuber I've watched
Jack black?
OH MY only Olan can make me laugh this hard my god
My ribs 😂😂😂
I was going to make a joke about Wesley being loaded, going to military school, and still not knowing what to do in the heat of a paintball battle, but nothing's coming to me.
Hmm i know there's a joke there somewhere but i can't see it :(
You went into another mans domicile, destroyed him and drank his pibb. You are the true monster here.
Charlie Gordan *pip
They mean pibb. That's the name of the drink. 'Dr. Pibb'
Ugh, sorry, Mr. Pibb.
Is he, though? I mean, Wesley was/is a thief; what's the harm in stealing from the stealer?
Don't you know?
He's the Master commander 😂💔
Choked on my crispy artificial duck bills when he said "nothing to see here." 😂😂😂
...Pringles.
Cam Ward oh... sorry.
+Isaac Crane It's okay, big fella. I like that name for Pringles
I also freaking LOVE Pringles... okay?
"I love pib" *faint whisper turning into a wheeze*
Those RING LIGHT ILLUMINATED EYES tho.
Had no other light had to use it but you right! Those eyes be popping
"Now it just looks like I'm having fun" literally dead😂😂😂
*takes a sip* "just drive" A+
Love going back and watching these, I have so many obscure references from all of your stories and people just always look at me funny ha ha.
This is one of your best stories in a long time. I almost want to see someone do a comedy short out of this, btw props for trying to "ET" your friend.
Haha
I really want to see a picture of teenage Olan
Go watch the BalloonShop videos he and his buddies made! They are amazing!
I was trying to watch this at school in the library and I just look dumb laughing to myself
I swear I have tears in my eyes. thank you so much Olan you're perfect
Nice
same tho !!!
Please get someone to animate this.
YESSSSS
I GOT YOU FAM
ILL START NOW
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
ay let us know when you've got the animation all set!
Shookoo please
"Surprisingly she handles it really well" *screams 😂
“It’s me, your beloved” is the greatest greeting of all time
"This man shoved his hand right into the turkey!" I died! XD
Sans: but we're skeletons we are already dead
Sorry Papyrus I couldn't help myself 😁
Hey Olan, did you do theatre when you were in high school because you definitely have that theatrical flare when you're telling stories plus you've got the personality to go along with it
Back in good form sir.
Always love the stories.
Thank you kind citizen for your grand words!
I've only found this guy but just an hour ago, and I can confirm that he...
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Is the best storyteller on TH-cam.
Shoot I would've stayed for those freaking pancakes.
Those things are like tiny couch cushions made by god himself
That was one of the best stories of all time. Great story, even better execution of the telling of it. A+++ Did favorite.
This might be the best story you have ever told.... YOU HAVE EVER TOLD!!! Even better maybe than When the Hammer Falls.
Wow! Thanks for the kind words
OlanRogers Olan Rogers replies to a comment - check that off my bucket list :)
Have you heard Ghost In the Stalls? Or what about the one with his School Photo? OR when the UPS guy came to his door?!
Eric Bishop Of course! All greats! I have seen all of Olan's videos, many of them multiple times :)
Ghost in the stalls is the best
Wesley, Steven Henry: You had weird friends as a child.
Here I am trying to drink my snooty Dr. Pepper in peace, and YOU SIR made me laugh so hard I snorted and nearly died choking. My life flashed before my eyes, and it was nowhere near as entertaining as yours.
Haha
Olan was the soda good?
You are so original Olan Rogers, and not only that, funny too! I love listening and imagining your stories as you tell them. It's so much fun! Thanks for being you! And keep at it!
I promise I don't steal things :)
*sqiunts eyes and whispers* Wesleeeeey
Lol XD
Are you really the REAL wesley Olan's talking about?
haha no :) but it does make listening to these stories a lot more entertaining
Cliptomaniac AND a compulsive liar huh
Every time I want to just want one of these stories, I find myself watching like 10. Olan is great.
WESLEYYYYY SHOOOOOT HIIIIIIIM
that's the first thing that popped into my head lmao
+Amaya Dickerson mine too!
WESSSSLLEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
*begins screaming wesley in similar fashion*
Greatest. Unintentional Pepsi Commercial. Ever.
Pibb tho, not pepsi, ew
This made me laugh so hard. You are the best storyteller with the best stories lol.
😊😊😊😊
These stories are one of the few things on TH-cam that'll give me a genuine belly laugh. Great story telling!
"She took it real well: 'aaaaaaahh!'"
Always putting a smile on my face. Makes me miss Nashville
The "just drive" part killed me I love how dramatic olan was as a kid
Oh my gosh Olan, just wanna say that tonight was probably one of my worst nights in a long time. And watching this video has helped me fell 10 times better than I would have. so I just wanna say thank you for your hilarious and amazing videos that can just turn my frown upside down. :)
Olan congratulations on your engagement.You are one of my favorite TH-cam's so far
Thanks so much!
+OlanRogers Your welcome
Triggered
I've watched this at least 50 times over the last few years still love it
During the whole second half of this the parallel of the kermit the frog with a cup of tea meme was all I could picture I'm wheezing
I never laugh as hard as i do when i watch your videos
This is like the fourth or fifth time I've seen this video, and I still laugh! Even if I don't, his stories are still entertaining
Yup
I cannot breatheeeeeee…omg your stories are THE BEST!
😊😊😊
It's currently 11:55PM and I'm in my dorm room and it's quiet hours, but I couldn't stop myself from literally LOL-ing!! I LOVE YOUR STORYTELLING!! I got told by my RA to be quiet, but the laughs were uncontainable! You ROCK Olan!
Who else is super pumped for the possibility that Olan may have his own cartoon.....Final Space...that would be splacious!!
This aged like fine wine
@@ForesterJackson whoa this is wild, forgot I commented this lol.
"SON OF A WESLEY" 💀 I'M DEAD
WHY ARE YOU AMONGST THE TRASH
I love how enthusiastic everything is,your stories never bore me.
Did Wesley end up at military school?😂
Yea for like a year
Does Wesley hold a grudge on you for that? cause that sucks lol
Did you ever apologize for telling on him?
I really want to know too!
To be honest, Olan did the right thing-- there's nothing for him to apologize about.
I love this guy's energy and manic attitude both of these things make listening to him so fun.
This is one of my favourite Olan Rogers Stories
Does he remind anyone else of Jack Black? 😁
Evil Eve I read this as black jack like what does a disbanded girl group fandom name have to do with him then I realized for like the 7th time today that I was the idiot
yes every time i watch him
Olan Rogers, Thomas Sanders, and AmazingPhil will be the only youtubers left soon
Haha
So, so true
You forgot Ryan Higa. He's been around for a long time, and will continue to be.
+Whisper Eclipce why you salty
Why is your life so interesting and hilarious? I'm in school watching this trying not to bust up laughing because I don't want to look like a crazy person. 😂😂
Best storyteller ever lmao 😂
That was good. I'm still laughing. sitting here watching this with my kids. Very funny. Two thumbs up!!
i paused before he screamed
i then returned full volume and well
olan:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i then fell of my bed i almost crushed my cat
Lol I love your stories. I watch then all the time. Love your story telling
One of the best spent 10 minutes of my life, YOU ARE GRAND MY GOOD SIR. GRANDDD!!!!!!!!! XD
Also I love the thumbnail :,D
Being a Canadian, we don't have each access to Mr. Pibb (Pibb) and now my kids really want to try. Thanks Olan! How am I going to fix this!?!?!
Great story. We love em all!
someone should animate your stories, that'd be sick!
This one would be hilarious edited lol
he animates some of his stories just check out his videos the animated ones have a cartoon thumbnail
Cranbersher just released a stop motion of his "BAD APPLE" story, it's FANTASTIC. XD
YES! Cranbersher's animation was AMAZING!!
This is by far, the most I have laughed in weeks. Thank you, Olan.
You had me laughing start to finish, ten minutes wasn't enough! Thanks Lil Big'O
Olan your stories have made me laugh when I never thought I could. Thank you for sharing all of the great stories.
I was obsessing over when the circle lights were in the center of his pupils
also i'm wheezing from laughing too hard and there's tears in my eyes
This is honestly one of my favorite videos I've ever watched.. Thank you!
I need more stories from you in my life.
Son of a Wesley!! My all time favorite. Also laughing while youre telling the story makes it that much funnier :)
You're an amazing storyteller - this is hilarious!
You have the gift of story-telling. I was captivated.👍
“ I use my dads invisibility cloak that he never gave me “ XD
Halfway through an all-nighter. Thanks for helping me out my man
Man this guy is a great story teller!! Why didn't I discover this guy a long time ago!? 😂
I love your stories, especially the one with Wesley 😂 . SON OF A WESLEY. Gets me every time
It would be funny if Wesley watches your videos!! 😂
Even funnier if Wesley's parents watch this!! 😂
Pretty sure Wesley is still in prison
+Denton McKee lol
+Denton McKee Maybe he stole a prison guard's cell phone!! XD
"Surprisingly she takes it well and says EHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" XD Gotta love Olan Rogers man.
Saw this in my sub feed and thought "the story king is back" gotta pay due respects and see what mischief Olan got himself into this time lol
Thank you good sir
oh god i love you !!!! how do you manage to take a simple childhood story and transform it into a hilarious epic tale?You just made my day and it's started as a really crappy one... thank you
8:02 ♫ That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my friend Wesley ♫
i literally cannot get ENOUGH of your videos! i kid you not i've seen them all at least 20 times and i still can't stop watching! whenever i'm having a bad day i will sit in my dorm room and watch your videos because they LITERALLY MAKE MY DAY 10X BETTER. your sense of humor is so rare and i love it, these videos are all hilarious!! i wish we had more people like you on youtube . i was told by my family we are going to nashville and when i heard that i thought of your soda parlor and basically lost my MIND. i wish you living in TN right now, but i know you're doing great things in LA IM SO PROUD AND EXCITED FOR YOU
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AMONGST THE TRASH?!!?!????!
Hi Olan I know that the chances of you reading this are very slim but I just want to thank you. A while ago my dad had cancer and I went through some bad depression and for a while I didn't feel anything at all. But I started watching your videos and something clicked I would laugh and have fun and just be a kid again. The main thing that amazed me was that you where being the real you and you weren't afraid to show it and you don't what anyone thinks about you. That is something that I put into practice.
You are one of my role models you are funny, a child at heart, kind to your friends from what I can tell and most of all you are real.
Thank you.
Will you do more animations? :(
Yea def. have two about to come out sit tight 😊👌
OlanRogers Yay :D
YES IM HYPED
aaaaaaaaaaw shet son of a wesley I AM READY
YOU are the unicorn of my heart!! Laughter tears are currently streaming out of my eyes, thank you for completely making my day!!