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He had a perfect life. The goose had a family, and so much more. He never thought it could go wrong. But he saw his love taken away, by a rival. He walked around, depressed. Even the townspeople were nowhere to be seen. The goose's sadness turned into anger, hatred, and pure primal chaos, what was natural for the goose anyways. And then, the goose found a way to escape his mortal coil, go far beyond just this small town, to find cities, far away lands... The goose lost his sympathy, if he had any. He drowned the child, and killed them all, one by one. He spared the burly man only to send a final goodbye. Then, with his newfound power, he flew into the air and down, outside the town. Travelling far, far away. Nothing could stop him, for we are all doomed. Remember. If you see a goose, don't play with it, don't approach it, don't even look at it. Because for the geese, peace was never an option.
Joking aside: I would totally watch a father/son comedy about a mischievous goose dad teaching his son (voiced by Ryan Gosling) how to be the biggest asshole of the birb world.
I say a second sequel is needed, perhaps, “How To Goose - Return Of The Goose” in which he decides to, after destroying most of this mortal world, (but leaving this small town as an example, he has proven his wife that he is all knowing, and has proved to his rival that he could kill them all with a snap of his basket) he decides to return back to his home, for one last goodbye before he descends into the “Master Realm”. When returning he is met by a grieving burly man, and no remnants of his son, it had been such a long time, it seemed his son had died of old age a long while back. But of course, GOOSE hadn’t aged a bit due to his God-like powers. His wife, now in a hospital bed, and his rival sat next beside her. They both lived to a outrages age, they had thought it was by luck, or a curse, but all along it was the GOOSE keeping them alive, making them suffer through old age for longer than most. Stepping towards his ex-acquaintance, GOOSE stared deeply into her eyes, seeing the pain and suffering that she felt, he had no mercy in his heart. His rival begged, pleaded, and began crying a fountain, but the GOOSE had no emotions, he had no sorrow, or ANY understanding. With a snap of his wing accompanied with a basket, He walked out the door, pieces of straw staggered from the basket and began surrounding the two scum-gooses as He kept going. Hearing their screams, he ignored them, and a grin spread across his face. They were to be stuck in the middle of the flying pieces of straw for the rest of eternity, with nothing, but themselves. If they were to try to leave, they would be pushed backward by the straw, staying in their confinements. To the GOOSE it seemed like a fair punishment, after all, they wanted to spend their lives together, why not eternity? As they shriveled into mere raisins as they aged, he watched, and laughed. Long after he imprisoned the two, he sat in his throne surveying the small town on a platform far above everything else one day, reaching for more grapes from his basket, he heard footsteps behind him. A voice cried out, “Father, I knew that I would see you again someday.” His voice was much deeper, and solid than before, but GOOSE knew it was him, he could feel it, with a turn of his head GOOSE saw in front of him, a man long effected by the wither of time, a strong orange beak was wielded by him, as well as dark eyes with a witty glow to them. It was really him, he had somehow survived after all of these days. GOOSE said nothing, but merely starred, in amusement. “I know what mother did was wrong, the dark side effected her, literally. But no terrible deed is worth that punishment, you can safely say that for yourself, can you not?” A grin spread across GOOSES face, he was proud, his boy had become a grown man, and thought for himself now, his opinions made sense, but they weren’t enough to please the greed of revenge that was pulsing through GOOSES blood, he replied with a simple “Punishment are a state of mind, whose to say what’s savage and what’s not? It’s a matter of opinion, son, and sense I seem to wield the most power here, my opinions all that matters.” The GOOSES son responded with a wry look on his face, caressing his chin hair he responded after a short while of time, “Father, what you say is true, punishments are merely an idea, and who deserves them anyone is to judge, but the same goes for all logic. You say you have the most power here? Well possibly, your wrong.” GOOSES eyes widened with a bewildered look on his face as his son pulled out from behind his back, a single bag, a bag, of flour.
Goose: *Gives flower to girlfriend* Fake Goose: *...* Goose: *Want sum food?* Fake Goose: *...* Goose: *Eat a S A N D W I C H* Fake Goose: *...* Me: *What a beautiful love story*
Now theres many things we learned today kids but most importantly we learned that goose honks are deadly so please make sure to be deaf when aproaching a goose
Plot: Goose stepped further in life and met a beautiful fellow goose, and together had a son named Tiny Honk. The 3 were happy, Goose was bonding with Tiny Honk and soon found out his wife cheated on him. After this, Goose became mildly depressed and turned to drinks to ease the pain. After this he finds a strange typing device, in which goose types, “GIVE_ADMIN_RIGHTS” After this, goose plans an escape, and deletes everyone, or at least he thinks he did. The people try to go after goose, trying not to let him escape. Goose successfully escapes and now lives in a microsoft dimension. Turns out geese can shift dimensions after all!
7:34 my mind went: Person: "Kid, what are you doing??" The kid: "The duck took my ball so I'm following it" *HONK* The kid: "Sorry, goose" Person: "... Okay.."
I hope they make a sequel with more maps, more features and a co-op mode. The game turned out to be a huge success so I imagine the sequel is probable.
Time flies by. It's mainly because of the goose videos. They became quite popular. I have ideas for a few more goose related videos but I hope viewers will stick around for different stuff as well. There's so much more to do!
If you steal the keys and close the gate with him in there, he is trapped, and you can steal items and place them wherever you want and he can’t do anything about it
now this.. THIS IS HOW TO G O O S E I just found your channel and I love the untitled goose game videos! I play both on Nintendo and computer for untitled goose game 🎮🎮💕
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There’s mutilplayer now you can make another vid
@@nuggetthecrewmate7655 i'm hoping they'll do somthing with it
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Almost there!
So close
He had a perfect life.
The goose had a family, and so much more. He never thought it could go wrong. But he saw his love taken away, by a rival. He walked around, depressed. Even the townspeople were nowhere to be seen. The goose's sadness turned into anger, hatred, and pure primal chaos, what was natural for the goose anyways. And then, the goose found a way to escape his mortal coil, go far beyond just this small town, to find cities, far away lands...
The goose lost his sympathy, if he had any. He drowned the child, and killed them all, one by one. He spared the burly man only to send a final goodbye. Then, with his newfound power, he flew into the air and down, outside the town. Travelling far, far away. Nothing could stop him, for we are all doomed.
Remember. If you see a goose, don't play with it, don't approach it, don't even look at it. Because for the geese, peace was never an option.
t o a s t i s m I agree but I am a GOOSE
Gasp poor goose!
And he became desktop goose
Heh my lil sis got bit by a goose
Toy Fix-ups ..............the GOOSE VIRUS
Boy: *Tries to take football.*
Goose: Don't ever come near me or my son again.
*soccer ball
@@fluffernal
They're the same thing in the UK. 😊
@@fluffernal *football. Soccer is just a weird name Americans use
@@CinematicSeriesGaming I'm american. This is why we broke from your fricking country.
@@fluffernal I'm not British xd Most of the world calls it football ;)
Joking aside: I would totally watch a father/son comedy about a mischievous goose dad teaching his son (voiced by Ryan Gosling) how to be the biggest asshole of the birb world.
Ryan Goosling 🤨😏
@@munkhgereltserendorj2676 stfup
Shut the fuck up
I was gonna say dad goose voiced by Ryan Reynolds lol
Wawa
@@noahacegamer7694 ??
when you're going to a picnic and something is definitely wrong 0:01
I know this is out of context but love your shina
Very nice doggo. 12/10
So true
Goose on the basking loose 😂😂
@@CinematicSeriesGaming gooooser
Did anyone notice that he was lining the harmonica up with the backround music?
No. No one did not even you... if you know whats good for you.
Me
Yes
He was playing a romantic song.
Yes I did
Next up:
How to goose 3: the hjonkaning
He is my team
Jacksepticeye
How To Goose 3:
Ragnarhjonk
How to goose 3
goose gets killed
I wish
Imagine this is just the trailer for How to Goose: Infinity War.
Original
End:Steal bell
Now:
GLITCH GLITCH
Ah I see another Willie I've seen a bottle five of ur cousins
@@dicemanforever3158 oh them
Bad family they are
Why you here William afton aren’t you meant to be in fnaf?
@@charliebellanich4737 its a long story
How to Goose 3: The Ascension of Goosing
D. O. G
I think you mean the
h j ï o n k e n i n g
NO ITS HOW TO GOOSE THE DAY OF RECKONING 3
*steals faczki's harmonica*
Allysse A, Daligdig Chan *steals your harmonica*
How to Goose 3:The Honk Brothers Reunite
because a two-player mode will be coming in September 23
I love how after he lost his wife, he lost everything and he only had garbage left in his home...
I say a second sequel is needed, perhaps, “How To Goose - Return Of The Goose” in which he decides to, after destroying most of this mortal world, (but leaving this small town as an example, he has proven his wife that he is all knowing, and has proved to his rival that he could kill them all with a snap of his basket) he decides to return back to his home, for one last goodbye before he descends into the “Master Realm”. When returning he is met by a grieving burly man, and no remnants of his son, it had been such a long time, it seemed his son had died of old age a long while back. But of course, GOOSE hadn’t aged a bit due to his God-like powers. His wife, now in a hospital bed, and his rival sat next beside her. They both lived to a outrages age, they had thought it was by luck, or a curse, but all along it was the GOOSE keeping them alive, making them suffer through old age for longer than most. Stepping towards his ex-acquaintance, GOOSE stared deeply into her eyes, seeing the pain and suffering that she felt, he had no mercy in his heart. His rival begged, pleaded, and began crying a fountain, but the GOOSE had no emotions, he had no sorrow, or ANY understanding. With a snap of his wing accompanied with a basket, He walked out the door, pieces of straw staggered from the basket and began surrounding the two scum-gooses as He kept going. Hearing their screams, he ignored them, and a grin spread across his face. They were to be stuck in the middle of the flying pieces of straw for the rest of eternity, with nothing, but themselves. If they were to try to leave, they would be pushed backward by the straw, staying in their confinements. To the GOOSE it seemed like a fair punishment, after all, they wanted to spend their lives together, why not eternity? As they shriveled into mere raisins as they aged, he watched, and laughed.
Long after he imprisoned the two, he sat in his throne surveying the small town on a platform far above everything else one day, reaching for more grapes from his basket, he heard footsteps behind him. A voice cried out, “Father, I knew that I would see you again someday.” His voice was much deeper, and solid than before, but GOOSE knew it was him, he could feel it, with a turn of his head GOOSE saw in front of him, a man long effected by the wither of time, a strong orange beak was wielded by him, as well as dark eyes with a witty glow to them. It was really him, he had somehow survived after all of these days. GOOSE said nothing, but merely starred, in amusement. “I know what mother did was wrong, the dark side effected her, literally. But no terrible deed is worth that punishment, you can safely say that for yourself, can you not?” A grin spread across GOOSES face, he was proud, his boy had become a grown man, and thought for himself now, his opinions made sense, but they weren’t enough to please the greed of revenge that was pulsing through GOOSES blood, he replied with a simple “Punishment are a state of mind, whose to say what’s savage and what’s not? It’s a matter of opinion, son, and sense I seem to wield the most power here, my opinions all that matters.” The GOOSES son responded with a wry look on his face, caressing his chin hair he responded after a short while of time, “Father, what you say is true, punishments are merely an idea, and who deserves them anyone is to judge, but the same goes for all logic. You say you have the most power here? Well possibly, your wrong.” GOOSES eyes widened with a bewildered look on his face as his son pulled out from behind his back, a single bag, a bag, of flour.
Btw I have idea for the rest of this but it’s 1:00 and schools tomorrow so ima head to bed...
surely you’ve been working on this story for the last 2 years. Is it finally ready?
The only thing stronger than the basket is the flour bag
@@MattIsFine LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 💀💀 I had a massive story planned but I don’t remember any of it
15:38 T H I C C G O O S E
T H I C K
XD I Sent This To My Mom
@@CanalNoMuyDivertido its not
T H I C K
Its
T H I C C
bluewolf gamer two I call it thick
@@CanalNoMuyDivertido nope It Call T H I C C
indeed, this is a tragic origin story
This game, and all it’s subsequent meme-ing... completely cured my depression ❤️
You never had depression lmao
“Nothing will stop me now”
yes oh lord goose, no one will stop you oh lord goose
plot twist: it was his wife’s twin sister, and his wife just wanted to help him unlock his powers by leading him over there
Dang 💀
Goose: Started to delete everyone.
*Just Goose*
Underated
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J U S T g o o s e
J
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Just GOOSIKA
JUST GOOSIKA
JUST GOOSIKA
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JUST GOOSIKA
JUST GOOSIKA
I had no idea a virtual goose would make me a sad man
Same
@@Gakvu doesn't change my emotions lol
\
12:33 ok now the two bushes and the trash can just look wrong
No you didn’t 💀💀
I agree 😭🤚
i thought it woul be cute and innocent...how wrong was i xD
:c
Same
I meant to do a like not a dislike
This is a surprisingly heart warming story for the first half.
Key words: the first half 😂
Goose: *Gives flower to girlfriend*
Fake Goose: *...*
Goose: *Want sum food?*
Fake Goose: *...*
Goose: *Eat a S A N D W I C H*
Fake Goose: *...*
Me: *What a beautiful love story*
And then he became DESKTOP GOOSE
Me: starts the video
Sees goose spazing out
Me: GOOSE ARE YOU OK
15:52 goose: fear me mortal
10:45 dude that actually made me legit cry
x'D
As a goose, I can confirm that all of this is essentially to being a goose.
9:20 h o w
How
The goose went on a Genocide route... I don't think even Sans could stop the goose...
I would destroy the whole goose game if I lost someone that precious
The goose literally broke the fabric of reality because he got cheated on: 16:00
15:43 ah
I can believe this short series was THAT dramatic.
I just realized that the "girlfriend" was a fake duck at like 2 minutes in xD
Goose
@@yanideborah no its a duck
@@omomolol9636 bruh
Gooses have tube like beak
Guck
Goock
Duse
Doose
You now what's funny is how the goose is flying with the basket 😂😹
I started laughing when he was like a little smushed up ball in a box!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: found a goose standing
Goose gone crazy
Me:WTH
Goose gets a nkife
Peace was never an option
☹️!
Now theres many things we learned today kids but most importantly we learned that goose honks are deadly so please make sure to be deaf when aproaching a goose
I'm sorry... HOW?!?!?!? 9:09
Plot: Goose stepped further in life and met a beautiful fellow goose, and together had a son named Tiny Honk. The 3 were happy, Goose was bonding with Tiny Honk and soon found out his wife cheated on him. After this, Goose became mildly depressed and turned to drinks to ease the pain. After this he finds a strange typing device, in which goose types, “GIVE_ADMIN_RIGHTS” After this, goose plans an escape, and deletes everyone, or at least he thinks he did. The people try to go after goose, trying not to let him escape. Goose successfully escapes and now lives in a microsoft dimension. Turns out geese can shift dimensions after all!
7:34 my mind went:
Person: "Kid, what are you doing??"
The kid: "The duck took my ball so I'm following it"
*HONK*
The kid: "Sorry, goose"
Person: "... Okay.."
0:00
What a great start to goose life 2🦆
That’s a duck.
@@LCRandRC it's a goose
SpiritualSuccessor there no goose
HOW TO REALLY GOOSE
@@yes-hf6wrnow there is 🪿
This game is so good, that this doesn't need any tittle
Lol yea
What is aa tittle?
Thanks to this video i imagined a multiplayer for this game and was all beautiful caos
I hope they make a sequel with more maps, more features and a co-op mode. The game turned out to be a huge success so I imagine the sequel is probable.
How to goose 3: coming 2021
WHY 2021
Shenylle Kate Sumalbag because if it comes out the same year this one came out the cycle will be broken
If we even n make it out of 2020
It's the next endgame
it could come this year, it might involve multiplayer
Jesus Christ mate, over 8k already, I remember you had like 550 when I subbed lmao
Time flies by. It's mainly because of the goose videos. They became quite popular. I have ideas for a few more goose related videos but I hope viewers will stick around for different stuff as well. There's so much more to do!
Mess with tiny honk
You get tiny bonk
2018: leaves goose alone
2020: kill,cook,eat
6:18 Go score goals Ganso!(ganso is goose in portuguese)
Picnic Basket: *does millions of flips*
Me: sees goose
Goose:bow to me mortal
Me: *deletes untitled goose game*
Me: bows
NO DONT 👹
Everybody gangsta until some goose finds the infinity stones to endgame everyone.
E: Evil
E: Evil
G: Goose
Its the perfect name for our new place
E.G.G
Evil Goose God
Go notificate this to my lord
More like
E. Evil
G.goose
G.game
[EEG]
8:56 when Human Name says "wiiiiiiiiiings"
Step #(I dunno):
Trim the bush
*agressivaly pecks bush*
If you steal the keys and close the gate with him in there, he is trapped, and you can steal items and place them wherever you want and he can’t do anything about it
Unless you have both of the gates near the well open 😭
Harry the Goose coming to theaters NEVER
The goose was worthy of the magical picnic basket
When he gets a son called tiny honk is so cute
Why is a goose married but I'm here in the single squad-
Am I that ugly-?
This is quality content... 10/10
Teacher;
Okay Everyone.
Today we're doing procedural writing.
Me;
hOw To GoOsE.
What happened to the son tho?
Tiny Honk was left behind just like everything else when the Goose decided to break free
@@CinematicSeriesGaming maybe he just has to accept the black goose is his dad now
-16:09
Take a Lame Bath
Me: Bro, THIS ISNOT FOR KID
15:38 killed me i was laughing so hard-
No that's what i call goosegg
The next one should be where you use multiplayer and find a new lover that doesn’t cheat
i did all the things he did but this time i actually came back with tiny honks gift
What did you bring him?
0:13 interstellar meme
This is actually... surprisingly wholesome.
11:54 what’s gonna happen goose?
*I Love Goose*
Edit: How To Goose 3: Revenge of the Goose
now this..
THIS IS HOW TO G O O S E
I just found your channel and I love the untitled goose game videos! I play both on Nintendo and computer for untitled goose game 🎮🎮💕
The long awaited sequel has finally came.
If they dont make a sequel to this masterpiece
Awww the baby did a little honk ÙwÚ
I like how the shop girl bent her neck
🤣
ItsFunny
when I put it to mind my iPad to the TV
The start is like a horror movie trailer
10:24: Black geese matter.
And I still love this how to Goose
When I saw tiny honk I was like BRUH
I really laugh at the goose when he said "want to fuk?"
2:10 How do you get the baby one
He’s in the miniature town I’m pretty sure
14:56 Gave her the good ol'.....
*W I N G*
10:18 the saddest moment in this video
14:10
Goose: help
8:47 Tiny honk: honk honk
This was the first video i watch and the intro is so funny😂😂😂
R.I.P the boy
Why: he drowned cuz of a goose
Goose deleting everyone and do glitches
Son:nah they're left me
is it just me, or did the goose just do arbitrairy code execution?
Now that two player is a thing you can take the goose relationship joke up a notch by actually using p2 instead of the statue
But they're both guys 😏🤫
@@CinematicSeriesGamingso its gay lol (i used to make them date but i made the first player goose lesbian now [yes its a girl])
E: evil
G: goose
G: game
*How to goose 2: Electric Boogaloo*
*Русский комментарий, от Гуся с Украины*
Ахахах
Me:ok nice vid pic me click it
Also me: SEES THE INTRO
me again:
O H . . .
Also I cant wait for the next episode!
So thats the origin of goose virus