Sioux Falls Police vs. Fire - "Dad Jokes"

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  • @leenelson4169
    @leenelson4169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16802

    I feel like the firefighter was laughing at his own jokes as much as the police officer's.

    • @TomiSk4U
      @TomiSk4U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Respect for him 😉

    • @SAMMIsLIFE
      @SAMMIsLIFE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right lol

    • @TayTay-fn6cx
      @TayTay-fn6cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TomiSk4U Thefuck?

    • @LunarAngel01
      @LunarAngel01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TomiSk4U h m m m

    • @MessengerJL
      @MessengerJL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TomiSk4U bruh

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5387

    “The wasn’t even funny”
    he says, laughing to the brink of tears

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      i call it: denial

    • @NioJPlays
      @NioJPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Some jokes are so stupid its funny

    • @Alexed.w
      @Alexed.w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tbh I've laughed at things that weren't supposed to be funny more than at jokes

    • @0_o475
      @0_o475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alexander Winter I think everyone has

    • @Maverickman67
      @Maverickman67 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NioJPlays
      Like your name

  • @project45yt
    @project45yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15093

    Son: dad I’m cold
    Dad: sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees

    • @minetruly
      @minetruly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      That's a GOOD one!!!!!!!!

    • @harrisonsmith9456
      @harrisonsmith9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Dies of hypothermia

    • @summer-c7i
      @summer-c7i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Silly but a funny joke 😂😂

    • @deaconblue-aja4864
      @deaconblue-aja4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Son: dad, we're not even indoors, we are standing in the middle of a blizzard, and I'm fucking COLD!

    • @hawkeysim1487
      @hawkeysim1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Deacon Blue-AJA hey fucking cold, I'm dad

  • @ethanv7330
    @ethanv7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9400

    Puns should never be read from a paper, it makes them tearable.

    • @MightyMageGames
      @MightyMageGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      That's Pretty Good Ngl.

    • @bandit2777
      @bandit2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Underrated

    • @applebeeful
      @applebeeful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MightyMageGames agreed

    • @elorine5682
      @elorine5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stop it 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

    • @Propain4eva
      @Propain4eva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AAAAAA

  • @Lotion-Bottle
    @Lotion-Bottle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14364

    These are two dads laughing about dad jokes it’s so pure

  • @marbollsmb3116
    @marbollsmb3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10370

    Imagine them going back home and spittin dad jokes to their kids

    • @a.singgih7182
      @a.singgih7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Their kids watch this video before and think, oh no it's coming

    • @elwoodblues9613
      @elwoodblues9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I started telling these to my daughter, and she ran out of the room screaming by the time I got to the mermaid joke.

    • @Genie1234
      @Genie1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hey Kids I got some jokes to tell

    • @rerikm
      @rerikm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you misspelled "telling"

    • @Genie1234
      @Genie1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rerikm wait who

  • @Wissle
    @Wissle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    I like how the off-camera staff was literally lol'ing a few times, haha

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      /)

    • @Wissle
      @Wissle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      (\

    • @theodom1858
      @theodom1858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      laughing out loud’ing?

    • @splenced7091
      @splenced7091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@theodom1858 hate when people do that.

    • @monkeybandit4162
      @monkeybandit4162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@splenced7091 yeah it’s like they don’t know what it even means

  • @nikkiroser8551
    @nikkiroser8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10343

    Something about trying not to laugh makes you just want to bust out laughing

    • @sgt_s4und3r54
      @sgt_s4und3r54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You can only not laugh at bad jokes for so long.

    • @ryanalexander1013
      @ryanalexander1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JAD's MV's your comment made no sense just stop 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @KumaBean
      @KumaBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌
      m.th-cam.com/video/1QuXZnJLKCM/w-d-xo.html

    • @lilb-pop4903
      @lilb-pop4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NikkiRose R don't you mean "burst out laughing"? Think it's a better word

    • @christianrobles4580
      @christianrobles4580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan alexander Yeat that shit didn’t make sense.

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5452

    Firefighter: “That’s not funny..”
    *proceeds to laugh..*

    • @alhassanali4829
      @alhassanali4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Basically me for the entirety of the video

    • @v0lny886
      @v0lny886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Markiplier

    • @LuisXGP
      @LuisXGP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thats me, all the time xD

    • @garrethigdon7678
      @garrethigdon7678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@v0lny886 Markiplier

    • @TaylorBayPowerRP
      @TaylorBayPowerRP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this comment as I was listening to that exact part..

  • @fruitwagon9275
    @fruitwagon9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12319

    “He’ll tell you.”
    *Guy off camera dies*

    • @bluegrasskiddo5767
      @bluegrasskiddo5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      That guy off camera was something else lmao

    • @dangitspang4667
      @dangitspang4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      4:01

    • @The0GamingHero
      @The0GamingHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don't get that joke, anyone mind explaining

    • @captainahab8741
      @captainahab8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example:
      hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl?
      im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter

    • @The0GamingHero
      @The0GamingHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@captainahab8741 Oh ok thanks haha

  • @Miss_Camel
    @Miss_Camel ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team

  • @ClaytonQ45
    @ClaytonQ45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3646

    Can we just admire the delivery by Officer Estep about the Pirate's favorite letter? He didn't miss a beat!

    • @GlamMakeupLove87
      @GlamMakeupLove87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Quinn Clayton Lmao yes! And the way he did the “You’re under a vest!” was also fantastic, as well. That one made me crack up. Hahaha.

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dad’s intuition

    • @Pressy369
      @Pressy369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1:16

    • @dwminiboss511
      @dwminiboss511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see what u did there. ;)

    • @veggiesarefruits
      @veggiesarefruits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually wasn't impressed because the way I first heard it was, "Arr be his second favorite, but his first love B the C!" ~full accent~ lol

  • @pranabmohanty7767
    @pranabmohanty7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5367

    Every dad's worst nightmare
    When their child knows the reply to their joke question

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Max unhappiness

    • @apk0712
      @apk0712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I did that and got an ass whooping....

    • @pranabmohanty7767
      @pranabmohanty7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@apk0712 Well, bad for you

    • @ssjssgecko5411
      @ssjssgecko5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @frankie228
      @frankie228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amal Kumar 😐😂

  • @chronica6457
    @chronica6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5843

    This isn't even a competition, it's just two guys laughing at each other's jokes

    • @redandinata4568
      @redandinata4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well its America, everything is a competition

    • @theseboi7
      @theseboi7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@redandinata4568 and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

    • @sirdroolsalot12
      @sirdroolsalot12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The way it should be.

    • @Kutchy7765
      @Kutchy7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sirdroolsalot12 shouldn't*

    • @PrimevalArt
      @PrimevalArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s a competition to see if they can make them laugh at each other’s jokes

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor.
      Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...

  • @chattaboxxx2332
    @chattaboxxx2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7900

    Police officer while laughing his head off: "thats not funny"
    Firefighter while also laughing his head off: "thats not funny"

    • @letusthanatos1240
      @letusthanatos1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Dads

    • @fudgefase
      @fudgefase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      It was like the policeman had more practise at NOT laughing when someone says something stupid to him.....

    • @dulohsuaib3265
      @dulohsuaib3265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The judge is still on academy so the cop won

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does that mean they have a sick sense of humor?

    • @chattaboxxx2332
      @chattaboxxx2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy crap wtf... I come back a week later and this comment has 1k likes :0
      ???

  • @jaeanne4325
    @jaeanne4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4014

    "...Hose A and Hose B."
    "That's not how we label them..."

    • @Vscounter
      @Vscounter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A

    • @K777angel
      @K777angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked that one too.

    • @saranshgautam6551
      @saranshgautam6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Is that not how fire fighters label hoses or not how they label their kids?

    • @lilmanpferfe7378
      @lilmanpferfe7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hose A reminds me of Hosea

    • @julierussell8876
      @julierussell8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i am pretty sure (but could be wrong) in that the fireman came back with "That's not 'Howie' label em.

  • @Anonymous-th2rr
    @Anonymous-th2rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53627

    The title should've been: Two dads roasting each other's jobs

    • @thekingkong6018
      @thekingkong6018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      Ikr

    • @jacobosborne5599
      @jacobosborne5599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Haha 😂

    • @johnbords
      @johnbords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      The Vegan joke got me😂

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Probably gonna regret saying this, but the firefighter would get roasted in more than one way.

    • @subieasunayuuki
      @subieasunayuuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Roasting is not same thing as using jokes. Roasting is the use of insults.

  • @spacecowboy2711
    @spacecowboy2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6403

    "I think I heard that one in second grade."
    "When you fell off your dinosaur?"

    • @egg_meat
      @egg_meat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Timestamp?

    • @scotttaylor6616
      @scotttaylor6616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@egg_meat 5:27

    • @Artnotforthesakeofart
      @Artnotforthesakeofart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga?
      Are we army everywhere or is there a new TH-cam algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD

    • @spacecowboy2711
      @spacecowboy2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Artnotforthesakeofart i just think it's safe to say that army's everywhere haha

    • @Artnotforthesakeofart
      @Artnotforthesakeofart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spacecowboy2711 that does make sense. we totally are! =D

  • @berube361
    @berube361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4458

    “Jurassic Pork”
    He did him dirty on that one. 😂😂

    • @braden2206
      @braden2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Saccboi

    • @demonetization1455
      @demonetization1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He went too far with that one ngl

    • @Darceus2000
      @Darceus2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I guess he wanted some roast pork…😏😂
      Sorry, I couldn’t help but crackling my self up there!🤣😅

    • @nholbrook1682
      @nholbrook1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And then like a true gent, apologized 😅

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      cop was like "okay so we're going there"

  • @ethan073
    @ethan073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3480

    “That’s not how we label them.” 😂

    • @finaladvance5085
      @finaladvance5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ethan C the kids or the hoses?

    • @ferro1398
      @ferro1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@finaladvance5085 I think there's another thing he's referring to that sounds like hose lol

    • @AmitSingh-vt6ws
      @AmitSingh-vt6ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ferro1398 bruh 🤣

    • @cw3598
      @cw3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ferro1398 jose its a Hispanic name

    • @jtkirk3474
      @jtkirk3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.

  • @happychappers8311
    @happychappers8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29825

    I just realised I'm officially at the age where dad jokes become funny.

    • @devindalton4688
      @devindalton4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

      They're always funny, younger people just have a hard time appreciating their parents as much as they should sometimes.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +964

      Dude, I'm 15 and I've never laughed genuinely so much in my life

    • @BradyDoesntMiss
      @BradyDoesntMiss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      Bro im 21 and im dead at these. I’m going to be hysterically cackling by 40.

    • @superbean8110
      @superbean8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      So I've been a dad since I was like 14? I'm 17 and I genuinely love these jokes so much.

    • @Car.V1
      @Car.V1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I don’t have a dad.

  • @carafossarellano4293
    @carafossarellano4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Regardless of the score, the real winner is Captain Nick who has good delivery and laughs at everything. He’s probably really fun to work with.

  • @KaLa1865_
    @KaLa1865_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    “What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?”
    “YOURE UNDER A VEST!”
    *WHEEZE*

    • @GamingGD5600
      @GamingGD5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just heard that one just before reading your comment 😂

    • @bigboi2649
      @bigboi2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That wasn't a wheeze

    • @bigboi2649
      @bigboi2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Victor_Graves ;)

    • @RavenheartIndustries
      @RavenheartIndustries 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Leo Caducoy you too?

    • @famonk2674
      @famonk2674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus no please I'm dying over here

  • @Hawkido
    @Hawkido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3704

    When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
    When it becomes a parent.

    • @victorlimpearce1887
      @victorlimpearce1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love it when they go adjacent

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      What do you call a joke that is neither a dad joke nor a mom joke?
      A transparent joke.

    • @Hawkido
      @Hawkido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@biffin1123 Step-Joke

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What do you call someone who copies a comment?
      the: "i didnt see it"

    • @NightmareChroniclesX
      @NightmareChroniclesX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, it becomes a dad joke when it leaves you and never comes back.

  • @IKECH545
    @IKECH545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3707

    The other people in the room laughing is some of the best parts 😉😂

  • @boneyskeleton101
    @boneyskeleton101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I've matured enough to the point where i understand dad jokes and I actually find them funny.

  • @lesb7575
    @lesb7575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5156

    I find this heart warming I hope they become friends.

    • @AusyG
      @AusyG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.

    • @ImDallasGonzales
      @ImDallasGonzales 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Austin goodwyn It must be a nice life being so naive

    • @rebelrose1385
      @rebelrose1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@ImDallasGonzales It must suck to be as dumb as you are(;

    • @type-10
      @type-10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xxxretardedkid do you know what CHAOS stands for?

    • @AusyG
      @AusyG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.

  • @Nazareadain
    @Nazareadain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7599

    can't believe nobody heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison.
    He was a small medium at large.

    • @mgkest19xxcle80
      @mgkest19xxcle80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I hate you 😂

    • @SpookedeeB
      @SpookedeeB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Officer this one right here 😂

    • @xTenzin10
      @xTenzin10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      You’re going to hell for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rendyajadech1957
      @rendyajadech1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dang it 😂 i laughed

    • @CPisOP22
      @CPisOP22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lmao i saw this in big nate

  • @igetsalty
    @igetsalty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3339

    That has got to be the least obnoxious "ding" sound i've ever heard.

    • @LeoLokoII
      @LeoLokoII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      same

    • @mr.z7018
      @mr.z7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Ikr. It should be universal.

    • @wesleyLTH
      @wesleyLTH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wtf is obnoxious?

    • @evertonfanjuan9212
      @evertonfanjuan9212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@wesleyLTH it's like annoying or too loud or something

    • @RaySpartan315
      @RaySpartan315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      datBVB fan the dude probably looked up thesaurus dot net right after lmao

  • @wns1503
    @wns1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Two pieces of sick walking round town one started crying the other asked what's wrong. Brings back so many memories I was brought up round here.

  • @pitched7401
    @pitched7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6796

    How did i stop a fight between 2 blind people? I just said: I bet 10 dollars on the dude with the knife! Both ran away...

    • @wilson7208
      @wilson7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I love it lmao!!!

    • @Crazy-ef5zm
      @Crazy-ef5zm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      the worst part is if they both pull out a knife!

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Crazy-ef5zm That makes it better

    • @mateyamangum
      @mateyamangum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING!!!!

    • @GBValode
      @GBValode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What if the guy with the gun starts shooting then?

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11313

    Why did the blind man fall down a well?
    He couldn't see that well.

    • @SpookedeeB
      @SpookedeeB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Damn you did ‘em dirty 😆

    • @doggomode6712
      @doggomode6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      amazing!

    • @maiqtheliar8210
      @maiqtheliar8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaha

    • @TheSmallestViolin
      @TheSmallestViolin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was a copied joke

    • @doggomode6712
      @doggomode6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TheSmallestViolin Amazing, although there is no proof, I'll take your word for it

  • @peyfalehrramp5645
    @peyfalehrramp5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    "Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?, because Humpy Dumpty had a great fall"
    "That's not funny"
    *Laughs to death*

    • @Scanvas3
      @Scanvas3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This made me laugh more than I thought

    • @masterkixana6852
      @masterkixana6852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @catherinedavis-sparks2669
      @catherinedavis-sparks2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I heard it as:
      Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall?
      To make up for a lousy summer.

    • @KiddingAce
      @KiddingAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not funny
      Didn't laugh

    • @Z0RD.
      @Z0RD. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peyfa he didnt laugh to death he didnt even laught that hard

  • @teddisk848
    @teddisk848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This needs to be a fundraiser in every community. Good, clean fun!

  • @tjgordon5
    @tjgordon5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29838

    That cops jokes were fire.

    • @janitor4481
      @janitor4481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Bruh

    • @Deadvalley200
      @Deadvalley200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

      Not even a Firefighter could put them out
      Edit: wow, did not expect that many likes! Thanks guys!

    • @redproject5450
      @redproject5450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@Deadvalley200 the most underrated comment here

    • @anobesewalnut8yearsago994
      @anobesewalnut8yearsago994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oscar Arriaga dude ur comment is UNDERRATED PERIOD.

    • @user-vg3yc9lx4q
      @user-vg3yc9lx4q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Deadvalley200 JOB WELL FUCKING DONE HAHAHA

  • @marioavila4997
    @marioavila4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6562

    A blind person walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

    • @jonathantierney7301
      @jonathantierney7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Or "two people walked into a bar, the third one ducked" yours is good though too :)

    • @The_CIA
      @The_CIA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      *_"I see", said the blind man, as he pissed towards the wind..._*
      *_"...It's all coming back to me now..."_*

    • @Noptical
      @Noptical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @JusticeFor Alexei Sign Language

    • @sirslam2414
      @sirslam2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.

    • @gooneytunez3013
      @gooneytunez3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The CIA lol that joke killed me 😂😂

  • @melloreacts4327
    @melloreacts4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Idk what he laced them wit but i was trippin all day" somebody sign this guy

    • @gamerbig8721
      @gamerbig8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Malo Mello that joke is sooooooooo old

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@gamerbig8721 (g)old

    • @melloreacts4327
      @melloreacts4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooweeee seems like 1k ppl embraced it. The doors that way 👉

  • @Hyland4200
    @Hyland4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You can see how they slowly forget that it's a competition and just become two guys telling each other jokes

  • @imakememes3885
    @imakememes3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7008

    nobody:
    a random guy in the background: *dying of laughter*

    • @ANGH3LL1C420
      @ANGH3LL1C420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IMAKEMEMES Timestamp please?

    • @ruhkar199
      @ruhkar199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      PixPlayzGamez 4:08

    • @ANGH3LL1C420
      @ANGH3LL1C420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nazguhl 72 Thank you! I'm not sure how I managed to miss that.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Except is wasn't ”nobody” it was a police officer telling a joke.

    • @CalebTheFew06
      @CalebTheFew06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same Lmao 😂

  • @comet3969
    @comet3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5128

    It’s impossible to insult a Firefighter with a roast
    Because he already can handle burns

  • @ikechicoreralation
    @ikechicoreralation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4795

    “He ate the pizza before it was cool” 😂😂😂

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cavedmanjim249 You know it's pretty damn good pizza not cooked.. only if it's not a fast meal but you made it yourself

    • @DaytonDistrictRailfan
      @DaytonDistrictRailfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've heard the iteration of, "He drank coffee before it was cool" lol

    • @LivyplusNevi
      @LivyplusNevi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this right when he was saying it in total accident

    • @yungwhoppa9821
      @yungwhoppa9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

    • @DavidRodriguez-jd4ot
      @DavidRodriguez-jd4ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That one killed me

  • @spaghetto9836
    @spaghetto9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I think it'd be helpful if folks who hated all cops saw this. They're real, feeling people with families, just like us.

    • @Emogamer-tp8vo
      @Emogamer-tp8vo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought they were roboCOPS
      I'll see my way out

    • @cncsphere
      @cncsphere ปีที่แล้ว

      Folks that hate cops aren't that self-aware; otherwise they would realize the problem isn't cops.

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.

    • @cncsphere
      @cncsphere ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.

    • @loganfromme
      @loganfromme ปีที่แล้ว

      shit bro this cop has probably given out unnecessary amounts of unwarranted problems in peoples day to day life

  • @Cesar-ro4fs
    @Cesar-ro4fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3720

    Me: starts laughing
    The other guy: doesn't laugh
    Me: stops laughing, not funny

    • @chrissuis7651
      @chrissuis7651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have some problem in brain if this wasn't a joke

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@chrissuis7651 what

    • @Abbinal
      @Abbinal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chris Suis nah, it was a joke

    • @SupremeSupport
      @SupremeSupport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Abbinal an extremely poor and overused joke.

    • @millionbadger7918
      @millionbadger7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SupremeSupport takin this personally, huh?

  • @666silencioso
    @666silencioso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    Did you guys hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

  • @nicolem376
    @nicolem376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4717

    The firefighter seems like he laughs all the time. They picked the wrong representative 😂

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I think he did well considering it's a police officers job to not have a sense of humor.

    • @bruh-hd8gm
      @bruh-hd8gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TAKLProductions ?

    • @calqlated4506
      @calqlated4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TAKLProductions ?🤨

    • @someinternetbox168
      @someinternetbox168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TAKLProductions ?

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@someinternetbox168 why am I getting question marks?

  • @tryingtofindlife189
    @tryingtofindlife189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The subconscious competition and awkwardness they're having is the funniest thing

  • @ng4logic
    @ng4logic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6388

    The hipster one is underrated af. That joke was genius

    • @scortexfire
      @scortexfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I didn't get it.

    • @ng4logic
      @ng4logic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@scortexfire you are dumb

    • @stan8692
      @stan8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ng4logic shush

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ng4logic tell me you belch

    • @ng4logic
      @ng4logic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....

  • @simonhenriksson4800
    @simonhenriksson4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Oh these guys dont even care about the challenge theyre just here for the jokes.

    • @Soullxc
      @Soullxc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yuup but i love it 😅

    • @GreenAndSuited
      @GreenAndSuited 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Their kids are going to suffer forever.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think once the fire chief broke the rest was just downhill from there

    • @NiaChan04
      @NiaChan04 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *bruh your likes is 666*

  • @JayNohh
    @JayNohh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3870

    Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today"
    Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver"

    • @tharushsomashekar
      @tharushsomashekar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      RIP for the ones who didn't get it

    • @leilaan9344
      @leilaan9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah I didn't get it 😬😬😬😬

    • @Poohaengkrub
      @Poohaengkrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@leilaan9344 de"liver"ing 🤣

    • @At0m1c_At0m
      @At0m1c_At0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Poohaengkrub oh i thought it was a joke about how expensive hospital bills were. LoL

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Poohaengkrub lol thank u

  • @Philip_Lim
    @Philip_Lim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me being able to understand all the dad jokes makes me proud of myself of how far I've come.

  • @000Trauma
    @000Trauma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    Dad: "That's not funny."
    Also dad: *proceeds to laugh*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6733

    THIS is what political debates should be like

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Regan won his second election with a dad joke.

    • @nightninja7012
      @nightninja7012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes

    • @Skwuushi
      @Skwuushi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agreed

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That would only happen, with two very intelligent politicians, that actually understand their politics, so don't count on it

    • @ladycavalier
      @ladycavalier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the person who laughs the least gets to be pres

  • @Dwaggy
    @Dwaggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    This is honestly adorable. Two dads having a good time.

    • @D4xAutomations
      @D4xAutomations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dwaggy no one else commented so I did

  • @Tahycoon
    @Tahycoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm 19 and I find this soo funny. I love dad's jokes for some reason.

  • @kassandraofodyssey6475
    @kassandraofodyssey6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7315

    I've reached an age where I actually genuinely laugh at dad jokes.

    • @djrendon5506
      @djrendon5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Zephyr did you steal this comment?!

    • @sfkckl6846
      @sfkckl6846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Only ones on the internet my dads dad jokes are like what is in a car I’m like I dm hes like a motor

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      How do you know if an ant is male or female?
      They're all females, otherwise they would be uncles.

    • @boop5636
      @boop5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Either that or your depressed enough to laugh at them

    • @tailorednest4829
      @tailorednest4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boomer spirit awakend😂 jk

  • @noobgod2194
    @noobgod2194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    Both of them are controlling their laughs while im here dying from the jokes.

    • @MxkeyyL
      @MxkeyyL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whats your pfp from it looks familiar

    • @Rexty19
      @Rexty19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MxkeyyL Boku no Pico

    • @massonfink4522
      @massonfink4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rexty19 oh god no

    • @dumbass762
      @dumbass762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MxkeyyL its a shitty ntr anime I dropped don't watch it, it was a good for a few episodes but then glasses guy kept cucking the mc

    • @rajput36000
      @rajput36000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumbass762 so true

  • @jabroski9096
    @jabroski9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Now this has got to be the greatest crossover event in history

    • @idkk9013
      @idkk9013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ja Broski what’s this, bojack horseman and peanut butter in the SAME ROOM!!! What’s this, a crossover episode

    • @NXZeki
      @NXZeki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they say avengers was the greatest crossover...

    • @Marmotus
      @Marmotus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're currently at 911 likes as of me writing this and I don't want to disturb the force

  • @debbie3218
    @debbie3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.

  • @FBI-kz1nv
    @FBI-kz1nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    The amount of dad energy that radiates from this is too wholesome

    • @LemuelDunleavy
      @LemuelDunleavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *FBI has joined the chat

    • @adityastrcoep
      @adityastrcoep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LemuelDunleavy true

    • @whistlingtomb3299
      @whistlingtomb3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@adityastrcoep do I need to clear my browser history?

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whistlingtomb3299 FBI didn't respond, they are already surrounding your home.

    • @danw-wm8qe
      @danw-wm8qe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whistlingtomb3299 they still will find it btw

  • @TheDanhenk
    @TheDanhenk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    Did hear about the kidnapping at school?!?
    Dont worry he woke up..

  • @misspurdy27288
    @misspurdy27288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    I love how a couple of the cops jokes were literally just direct burns.

    • @StoneOfMoon
      @StoneOfMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Truestm I’m sure the firefighter could handle those burns. That’s what he’s there for, right?

    • @misspurdy27288
      @misspurdy27288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      StoneOfMoon still funny, wish the cop had actually done one of his jokes acknowledging them. Would have been the ultimate punchline.

  • @curranjohnson7489
    @curranjohnson7489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Them trying not to laugh is WAYYYY funnier than the actual jokes

  • @johnandrews1025
    @johnandrews1025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3081

    Okay I've got a military joke for y'all. What is a military's least favorite month? March.

  • @balintdobai6913
    @balintdobai6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    What happens when a mathematician dies?
    It doesn’t count

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ok why do I feel like a boomer now? 😂

    • @02.aryajayakusuma15
      @02.aryajayakusuma15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why am i laugh

    • @r0ddore
      @r0ddore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is the best one so far

    • @realsteal0003
      @realsteal0003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a good one! That's a good one!😂

    • @arabizaman8722
      @arabizaman8722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelJCaboose013
    @MichaelJCaboose013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    I told my mother 10 puns the other day, hoping at least 1 of them would make her laugh.
    No pun in ten did.

    • @s101077
      @s101077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol 😂

    • @rpshmuck972
      @rpshmuck972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂

    • @linex9461
      @linex9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Michael J. Caboose I see what you did there

    • @Andre-uu5xv
      @Andre-uu5xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fuck you
      Lmao

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      get out

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.

  • @wiffywiffy7896
    @wiffywiffy7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    My favorite quote is “Your jokes are better than mine but, I should’ve won.”

  • @justintrussell7739
    @justintrussell7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    The cop had better comical timing, and was better at telling jokes. And I was an EMT and firefighter for 4 years. And yes the firefighter will tell everybody at the damn party.

    • @ineedmoney121
      @ineedmoney121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Well I'm guessing you're right considering YOU couldn't go a whole comment without mentioning it! XD

    • @justintrussell7739
      @justintrussell7739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ineedmoney121 that's why you know it's truth :')

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i briefly dated a firefighter. i knew he was a firefighter before i knew his name.

    • @Jonathan-hs3xy
      @Jonathan-hs3xy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@IAmValenwind yeah not gonna lie I'm not even a firefighter yet but when talking to someone new I love bringing up what their career is and listening to it and then saying that I'm gonna be a fireman. Im just really proud of myself for finding something I want to do especially something like firefighting

    • @Jonathan-hs3xy
      @Jonathan-hs3xy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Julio the uniforms really are badass. But there's so much more that makes it amazing.

  • @dividualizer
    @dividualizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
    Oh
    * his disappointment was unmeasurable and his day was ruined *

    • @David.124
      @David.124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -Oh Ok.

    • @Injudiciously
      @Injudiciously 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends where it's been.

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The stick could be white.:/

    • @luketheunlucky7632
      @luketheunlucky7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sagisdoodleverse9696 So, something white and sticky...

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luketheunlucky7632 chewing gum, elmers glue, marshmallow whip.... the list goes on...

  • @zodarian6705
    @zodarian6705 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
    OPEN TOAD🤣

  • @daniloking223
    @daniloking223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3086

    That cop's jokes were fire, not even a firefighter could put them out

    • @Sig320
      @Sig320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Good job stealing someone else’s comment

    • @Coco-kt6mt
      @Coco-kt6mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gotti Baron's joke

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude, why steal a joke?

    • @daniloking223
      @daniloking223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I combined the two comments now shut up weaklings

    • @lucicatudor5481
      @lucicatudor5481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@daniloking223 You're the weakling here, can't even think with a brain making your own comment idiot.

  • @givensurname1296
    @givensurname1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    I hope both of these guys are safe and healthy.

    • @givensurname1296
      @givensurname1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@neeeeesh - Oh, gee, maybe because of the murderous antifa/blm mobs that are *still* rioting and have murdered several people in uniform? Among others.

    • @mgkest19xxcle80
      @mgkest19xxcle80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@neeeeesh - What do you mean, why?

    • @jacquilayton163
      @jacquilayton163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Purely agree with you. It’s very scary, right now, and no matter what side you’re on, you should be able to say that you wish these cops well.

    • @mgkest19xxcle80
      @mgkest19xxcle80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jacquilayton163 - Exactly. I mean, I don't like cops. I'm scared of them actually. But that doesn't mean I want to see them getting killed. I mean, they are still people. Anyone who says otherwise needs a psyche evaluation imo

    • @mochi-ve7pg
      @mochi-ve7pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@neeeeesh ..because it's a positive thing?

  • @brotherpanda3626
    @brotherpanda3626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2212

    These algorithms don’t make sense but I’m not mad either.
    Edit: Thank you for liking my non-chalant comment. You fine folks have a good day now.

    • @icedkoolaid6475
      @icedkoolaid6475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea same ...but ima leave this comment here for the next generation to like in 10 years....

    • @mn_wild9394
      @mn_wild9394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ALGORITHMS!! are all knowing never question it just accept the rabbit hole and enjoy the fall

    • @nephbaza
      @nephbaza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly. Lol

    • @John-X
      @John-X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Here's a Gamer Dad joke:*
      _How did Mario break up with Princess Peach? He said "It's not you..._
      ...it's me, Mario!"

    • @RichManSCTV0
      @RichManSCTV0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      disliked

  • @mrkennedy4394
    @mrkennedy4394 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hose A and hose B. 'That's not how we label them' 🤣🤣🤣 he was genuinely offended 🤣

  • @ShikiSenriismine
    @ShikiSenriismine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    "Whats brown and sticky"
    "A stick"
    "Oh"
    My at midnight >can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

    • @Midart226
      @Midart226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mini Maiden Allie STICKY BOMS! -A.K.A iamwildcat

    • @BondanHeru
      @BondanHeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats so fun to realize whats the funny part

    • @IRON_KING_KNIGHT
      @IRON_KING_KNIGHT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mini Maiden Allie
      honestly the first thing came to my mind was poop but a stick is also right

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Midart226 a man of culture, surely Vanoss group of fun times

  • @katherinehearnet7533
    @katherinehearnet7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    My grandfather was born and raised in Sioux Falls and was a lover of puns all his life. He died almost a year ago and I can't express how this video touched me. Something so simple and yet it make me feel as though he's still here

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's still here
      Look in the mirror dear
      God bless

    • @armaanahmad6504
      @armaanahmad6504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Katherine Hearnet I’m so sorry for ur loss

    • @Ca31_Buff
      @Ca31_Buff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Aggressive Tubesockfuck you!!!

    • @zeraphos5586
      @zeraphos5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mwhitelaw8569 thats creepy

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zeraphos5586 you must be an anomaly to your family
      That's sad

  • @veggiesarefruits
    @veggiesarefruits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Did any of you hear about that guy who stole the calendar?
    Yeah, he got 12 months.

  • @ACMEMowing
    @ACMEMowing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am so happy I came across this! Made my day. Thank you for your service gents. Awesome job on this as well!

  • @SeRgA123456789
    @SeRgA123456789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    I love the relationship between cops and firefighters. They hate but love each other lol

    • @JJ-bi5qx
      @JJ-bi5qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We love our cops

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JJ-bi5qx yes we do

    • @handsinknead77
      @handsinknead77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A friendly rivalry is healthy.

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im my country the if you graduated in acadamy, you can choice whether you become a police man, fire fighter or a jail warden

    • @MeandmyLife24
      @MeandmyLife24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should always love each other

  • @rockettaco
    @rockettaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Heh. My favorite dad joke of all time is:
    Why does Norway put barcodes on all of their boats?
    So they can scan da navy in! :D

  • @dookeland8
    @dookeland8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    There’s so much mid west energy here it’s almost Canadian

    • @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat
      @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Is this an American joke I'm too Indian to understand?

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love Sioux Falls. Been thinking of moving there. Nice city, clean, and pretty safe. No blacks or their BLM drama

    • @matthours1783
      @matthours1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Lawrence_Talbot
      That went from 0 to 1000 wtf

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@matthours1783 what it’s a nice area that doesnt have a lot of crime, and one of the few major cities not experiencing the riots form BLM and Antifa. What’s wrong with that?

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the description feels wrong but its so right

  • @Horseluvver
    @Horseluvver ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love watching em try not to laugh!
    Makes me want to go find officer Mike & the gross jellybean challenge!
    This stuff makes me love cops.

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the moment I decided I didn't hate cops, and they were just sometimes adversaries and sometimes allies was when I was high af on some really dank weed and went to their bbq in a walmart parking lot.
      We were petting police dogs, we reeked like weed, the hamburgers were fire and the band played a good reggae cover of the cops theme song.
      They all knew we were stoned af. I think they respected our courage lol.
      What a weird memory. 2001-2005 was some fun times, some times.

  • @sequorroxx
    @sequorroxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This is how every irreconcilable dispute should be settled: joke duels.

    • @paulgonzales9114
      @paulgonzales9114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like the yo mama battles they used to have haha

    • @czntrm
      @czntrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES!!!! Or a dance off! No more world wars, just dad jokes and dances offs!

  • @isabellatoric498
    @isabellatoric498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "hose a and hose b"
    "that's not how we label them"

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    How do you know a fire fighter is at a party?
    He'll tell you.
    How do you know a cop is at a party?
    He'll show you.

    • @ar_gusp1674
      @ar_gusp1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @M W wat

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      firefighters go to the party, cops end it and usually end up killing someone.

    • @dhdhddhdhd1259
      @dhdhddhdhd1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@cageybee7221 Yeah no.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dhdhddhdhd1259 not sure what country you've been living in, but here in america our police get away with murder and they know they can.

    • @papaoscarwhiskey9213
      @papaoscarwhiskey9213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@cageybee7221 Your name is 'Angry Communist' and your profile picture is young Stalin. Your opinion doesn't matter.

  • @HazyTrails
    @HazyTrails ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll be saving some of these for the next time I'm pulled over 😂

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    “Name a boys name that starts with the letter H”
    ‘Slaps table’
    “Hose A”

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Man I miss Hosea RIP

    • @AxeDharme
      @AxeDharme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nahahaha Family Feud

    • @rafaelcosio266
      @rafaelcosio266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ilo3456 is that a RDR2 reference?

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@rafaelcosio266 Have some faith

    • @rafaelcosio266
      @rafaelcosio266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ilo3456 I have a plan, but I need money

  • @howthetubbiestelly
    @howthetubbiestelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    This is the purest thing TH-cam has ever recommended for me and I’m glad I watched it

  • @youngtsoho
    @youngtsoho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    Missed opportunity:
    Someone stole all the toilets from the police station, and the police are stumped ...
    They have nothing to go on

    • @edmundmanuel9304
      @edmundmanuel9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't mind me I'm just gonna take that for myself

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@edmundmanuel9304 Same here, youngtsoho, take your like xD

    • @ThePlayerToBeNamedLater
      @ThePlayerToBeNamedLater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fence around the nudist colony was damaged.....police are looking into it.

    • @thejamirsray3671
      @thejamirsray3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      youngtsoho haaa

  • @Lizzifer7
    @Lizzifer7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always laugh at my dad's jokes.
    And these are no exception.

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The "I bought shoes from a drug dealer" was the best one 😂

    • @james9311
      @james9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah haha I need to remember that one

  • @pickles3801
    @pickles3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Firefighter: “That’s not funny”
    Also Firefighter: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

  • @poop4912
    @poop4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    “that doesn’t count, that was a sneeze”

  • @DancingSk3L3tons
    @DancingSk3L3tons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you guys for this :) it seriously made me smile the whole time! The belly button joke was my fav though, the fire chief was awesome but the vest joke took it home lol

  • @MadHat..
    @MadHat.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    Me: hey dad wend does a joke becomes a Dad Joke?
    Dad: Wend They Become *Apparent*

    • @animusbathory2257
      @animusbathory2257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      When*

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Can you give me the time stamp for this? Idk *wend* this joke happens

    • @thakursoham13
      @thakursoham13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I know from where u copy paste it

    • @MrGredawg
      @MrGredawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Appa in my language means dad !

    • @choconnects
      @choconnects 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mind blown

  • @tasafarrah7444
    @tasafarrah7444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    These two should do this again, I was smiling before I heard their jokes!

  • @blaire7253
    @blaire7253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    A fireman got a divorce recently, I heard it really burned him up inside.

  • @JVHShack
    @JVHShack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What did the salad say to the refrigerator? "Close the door! I'm dressing!"