This is how you DON'T play Batman: Arkham City

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  • @kielmog8015
    @kielmog8015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Catchphrase for this playthrough: Augmented Reality Training Activated. Augmented Reality Training Failed.

    • @MetalShadowX
      @MetalShadowX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll admit, that happened to me a lot too... In the *advanced* AR training segments :/

    • @kielmog8015
      @kielmog8015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MetalShadowX There's the one where you have to dive and pull up and glide through that narrow archway over the water... that one is legitimately hard. But this guy can't even do the basic drills without dozens of tries.

  • @Thetazord
    @Thetazord 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This guys tombstone is going to read "he died, he tried to press Y, but it wouldn't let him." Haha

    • @RevanJJ
      @RevanJJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or "it was the game's fault." Lol

    • @TheWheelman1
      @TheWheelman1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Here lies DSP. There was nothing he could do."

    • @TheShogunB2K
      @TheShogunB2K 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or: "I'm dead, this is fucking bullshit!"

    • @Mikemic2218
      @Mikemic2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Possibilities lmao good one man.

    • @justinterry7853
      @justinterry7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or "its didn't explain it" lol

  • @fabianonymous
    @fabianonymous 11 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    As far as action adventures go, Arkham City must be the most forgiving and stream-lined as it can possibly get -- without being too intrusive: Button prompts as soon as the game suspects you of having forgotten a game mechanic, voice overs thoughout every step of the story with clear instructions, even an encyclopedic tutorial within the menus that has all the answers just in case there's something you're forgetting.
    And yet, DSP still can't figure out the easiest of tasks. I hope any dev watching this understands that this is not the average consumer to be considered when designing a game.

    • @Chaser547
      @Chaser547 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** and that's why I liked playing Arkham Origins on my Wii U cause it's not as overly simplified in the combat. If you mess up the timing enemies can give ya a good what for.

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, Phil forgot how to use line-launcher in Arkham Asylum and spent over 30 minutes figuring this out. th-cam.com/video/I-_GB5wgxPs/w-d-xo.html The best thing is that game actually shows the player first how line-launcher works. Phil apparently forgot it in span of minutes.

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This Is How You DON'T Develop A Game!

    • @cantsuggestareasonablename9101
      @cantsuggestareasonablename9101 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@judahsoremy9857?

    • @moonlightostrich3690
      @moonlightostrich3690 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol God of war 4

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Vicki Vale: No offense, Batman, but in case you didn't notice, there are people shooting at us.
    Haha, even the game has no respect for Phil.

    • @CH3LS3A
      @CH3LS3A 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I never even knew that dialogue line existed.

  • @malonemalo
    @malonemalo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What I like the most is how he doesn't use stealth at all, being batman. He just walks into places like he's the fucking punisher.

    • @JoeSixThreeOh
      @JoeSixThreeOh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The ironic part if he ever played the Punisher game he'd probably suck at THAT too.

  • @MisgnomerProductions
    @MisgnomerProductions 11 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Why is he doing predator rooms in detective mode while walking around in full sight of everyone? He doesn't seem to understand the basics of the game.

    • @andreivanovich6007
      @andreivanovich6007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did the same and it worked, you're suppose to do predator rooms in detective mode duh o.0

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Andre Ivanovich But you aint supposed to walk around in the open

  • @Cerstani
    @Cerstani 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    @50:54:"No offense, Batman, but in case you hadn't noticed, there are people shooting at us." *charges directly into sniper fire*

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    DID HE JUST ASK WHAT PROTOCOL TEN WAS OVER HALFWAY INTO THE GAME

    • @justinterry7853
      @justinterry7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean after all it wasn't really the central part of the game lol

    • @bluskamqko
      @bluskamqko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fatty Drake you forgot the dramatic "sigh" in the middle of that line!

  • @OddMike
    @OddMike 10 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The first time I played this game I had gotten out of the hospital after surgery. I was on killer pain pills and barely able to comprehend anything because I was in pain.
    I still did a thousand times better than DSP

    • @RevanJJ
      @RevanJJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did exactly the same thing at the end of last May I had a surgery and actually just this week after a kidney surgery last Thursday. I'm sitting there/here messed up on percocet and pain, with no sleep, thinking "man I should play better." Then I see this and realize even in the state I am in that I didn't make any of these mistakes. I mainly had/have issues with riddler stuff occasionally when messed up like this.
      But then again we all pay attention the game and read on screen prompts instead of talking through and skipping them all lol.
      Had to reply after seeing this. I was thinking the same thing in the same situation.

    • @clarkw7261
      @clarkw7261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't find that hard to believe.

    • @linushyper300
      @linushyper300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhh, good for you?

    • @carltontheduke2571
      @carltontheduke2571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had shoulder surgery last year, my arm was in a cast, and I did better than this guy.

    • @celebrategout1008
      @celebrategout1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't get me wrong I don't like DSP. But good for you, want a cookie?

  • @RevanJJ
    @RevanJJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Catwoman parts in the vault were the most painful for me. I mean...I was literally flabbergasted by the stupidity. He didn't even know what "return" means. Obviously return to the security room means go back to where you came from. Lol.

  • @buggedyoutubeandgoutmechan2529
    @buggedyoutubeandgoutmechan2529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i love it how when he dies the villians are just there to just annoy him that much more making him more pissed just golden

  • @MrIveyIsBonkers
    @MrIveyIsBonkers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Lots of us fail at certain points in games. Sometimes in easier parts. But when we retry the parts we failed at, we tend to not do what we tried to do before, or be more careful when it comes to stealth.

  • @commentcrow2
    @commentcrow2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This game completely exposes DSP and shows how terrible he is at video games. You can literally see when he mashes buttons and Batman does the punch or block animation. He has absolutely no patience or finesse. Doesn't learn from his mistakes.

    • @KingdomHeart723
      @KingdomHeart723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doesn't this comment apply to every game he plays?

  • @rayorbison4699
    @rayorbison4699 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:30
    "Augmented Reality Training: Activated"
    ....uh oh.

  • @biggsasha
    @biggsasha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "The air conditioner covers the sound of my voice"
    I'm sure the neighbors appreciate that more than you know Phil...

  • @umachan9286
    @umachan9286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The beginning of this is like in Arkham Asylum when it took him 30 minutes to figure out to use the line launcher to get across the Arkham mansion once Poison Ivy took over. The instructions are there are the screen to dive bomb and then pull up to gain altitude.
    And of course he wanders right up to the bad guys and questions how it is they managed to see him. It's called stealth. Something DSP doesn't understand.

  • @Abilifyreworks
    @Abilifyreworks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Seriously, if the game's costume reflected the damage the player actually takes, Batman would like like he does at the end of the game by the first 10 minutes of being played by Phil.

    • @rat4992
      @rat4992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he’d be wheelchair Batman because he just fell instead of dive bombing

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'll be doing a giveaway of my Arkham City collectors edition without the game.

  • @biggsasha
    @biggsasha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It says words like "back" and "return" and he doesn't guess that he needs to go to a location he has already visited... who the hell has ever said "Let's go BACK to the new place we've never been to before" or "Let's return to that totally new location we've never visited"?

  • @ajm1465
    @ajm1465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The most amazing thing to me is that he played every game in the Arkham series and somehow never got any better at it.

  • @neoVERSI
    @neoVERSI 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    u can tell during combat that phil mashes the buttons to attack that's why he has trouble counterattacking

  • @xthepanelx
    @xthepanelx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think I am forgetting how to divebomb because I'm watching this video...

  • @bobdeclor528
    @bobdeclor528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    25:44 "wow i had no clue I was supposed to be tracking this!!"
    it literally says in the middle of the screen to track the call

  • @ArgyleGroove
    @ArgyleGroove 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's a good thing Phil isn't ACTUALLY Batman. Otherwise the Joker would be like "Oh, it's BatPhil? Send a group of mentally deficient 6 year olds after him. We'll have the world conquered by lunchtime."

    • @neongutsu1106
      @neongutsu1106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAH

    • @DragonofDojima_
      @DragonofDojima_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao. Phil is like that fake Batman in The Dark Knight.

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DSPBatman might actually be able to kill the joker....by making him laugh himself to death.

  • @lucascunningham6235
    @lucascunningham6235 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    On that Dive Bomb part at the begginning, my 7 year old cousin did that first try. lol

    • @lemon___1344
      @lemon___1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he just lacks some common sense i was like 6 or 7 aswell and done it easily looks like he was in a coma for 30 yrs of his life lmao and forgot everything even when he was playing fighting games he had the same attitude

    • @randyj124
      @randyj124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure yall did

  • @SteadyFreedom
    @SteadyFreedom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *be batman
    *not using gadgets
    ...

    • @optimus_antt
      @optimus_antt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s man

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@optimus_antt He's not cool enough to be called a "man", not worthy enough of being Batman; not even worthy of being Man Bat(although he does resemble him), He's just Pig-Roach McChild, Fallen King of the Pigroach Dynasty.

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've never seen someone die to a Riddler Informant. Wow, congratulations, my dud. You are special.

  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I swear, does this guy ALWAYS talk for five minutes before he plays a game? Ugh, Phil loves to hear the sound of his own wimpy voice, huh?

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Vicki Vale one is infuriating.

    • @abyssalwolf
      @abyssalwolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kristopher Brewer haha that rant though

  • @qsqua
    @qsqua 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol, he completed that whole Zsasz telephone conversation without realizing he had to track the signal!!
    I will never understand the fundamentals driving this being....

  • @MrThedorkknight
    @MrThedorkknight 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Don't drink while you're pregnant people.

  • @RasoKye
    @RasoKye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I really need to stop watching these, but I can't for some reason, it's like getting a snake bite, if the snake's poison was cocaine, it hurts, but then you feel good, but it will cause so many health risks in the long term.

    • @XenoStep
      @XenoStep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this is the weirdest sentence i've ever read yet its so relatable at the same time

    • @The_Platinum_Realist
      @The_Platinum_Realist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean it's like a train wreck you can't look away from.

  • @beyondinfinate
    @beyondinfinate 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Someone please tell me this is an act...how on earth can someone be so inept?

    • @Demonwulf
      @Demonwulf 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's something I'm still asking myself. As well as how he's being PAID for this.

  • @ResettisReplicas
    @ResettisReplicas 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Former profighting game player? Yeah, 26:57 onwards begs to differ. He can't block even though they telegraph more than Samuel Morse, can't use any weapons or special moves, and doesn't realize that you can block or stun the Riddler informant without knocking him out.

    • @Icepummel
      @Icepummel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can even see him attack and counter the Riddler informant several times (which I assume he does by accident), but even when he does that he doesn't stop and think "Oh hey, I just attacked the Riddler informant and he didn't get knocked out! Maybe he has as much health as these other grunts!" And it really irritates me that he keeps shitting on the game and calling it bad, when I played this, I loved it.

    • @TheSadistPaladin
      @TheSadistPaladin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "telegraph more than Samuel Morse"
      god damn

    • @ganjaman59650
      @ganjaman59650 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is terrible, but at least he trained for the game instead of whining, maybe the only time for his entire life, he winned because other forfaited, then they talked trash...acting dsp style, i hate him, but that only time he trained and win, it's easy to talk trash about a "poorly made port"(at least you showed your source) after being forfait. i know it's 3 years but let him this only moment of glory.

  • @MrAskmannen
    @MrAskmannen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As someone who has 100% in both the story and the Riddler challenges i am literally ashamed he played the same game as me

    • @thenigelverse1130
      @thenigelverse1130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% in the Riddler challenges?
      Why are you not more famous than this?

    • @adrianmartinez8365
      @adrianmartinez8365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nigel dixie
      Wdym, everyone has done everything by now

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm figuratively ashamed of him.

  • @garrickkthegreat1705
    @garrickkthegreat1705 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Phil logic, if something doesn't work, try it again... if it still doesn't work, blame the game and keep doing the same thing over and over and over again til you get so pissed off you quit.

  • @warioland523
    @warioland523 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    LOL even Einstein knew people like DSP are crazy.

  • @Straywolf514
    @Straywolf514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Phil shops at Game Bugs R Us.

  • @TheCookieMunzta
    @TheCookieMunzta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Holy shit, when he fucks up at one of the most casual games out there, you realise DSP is basically a semi-functional potato.

  • @redshepherd32
    @redshepherd32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *casually walks off the side of a crane*
    "WHAT, I DIDN'T GO UP"
    lol, just wow
    Phil you just make it too easy to poke fun at you

  • @glory2christcmj702
    @glory2christcmj702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    LMAO I swear Phil makes Batman look so bad

    • @WILDEQARD
      @WILDEQARD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I completely agree. Batman is so ashamed of him. Lol.

    • @glory2christcmj702
      @glory2christcmj702 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ProjectMasterpiece Haha Ikr

    • @linushyper300
      @linushyper300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No. Rocksteady made Batman look bad.

    • @glory2christcmj702
      @glory2christcmj702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dr Ivo Robotnik You don't think Rocksteady did a good job on the Arkham games?

    • @linushyper300
      @linushyper300 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asylum? Yes.
      City? Okay.
      Origin wasn't made by them
      Knight? Shit.

  • @athencana2094
    @athencana2094 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's 2024 and I forgot how angry his stupidity makes me

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's fine, I also forgot how angry his stupidity made me as well, honestly. Because of how stupid he is in general, it's nearly impossible to keep track of how angry his stupidness makes us all, honestly. Especially playing a great game like Arkham City, which was meant to be Mark Hamill's retiring as The Joker, and thanking the fans for years of support(unlike the greedy clown that is dsp) but kept coming back time and time again to play The Joker(except Arkham Origins, that was Troy Baker as The Joker, but he did a pretty good job, sounding like a younger Joker). But dsp on the other hand? Never learns from doing anything, and over the years; has only gotten WORSE, instead of better. Much, much, much worse. Much like Joker's condition in this game. It got worse as time went on.

  • @davydluan5
    @davydluan5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait a minute,he's doing the AR missions, but he doesn't know how to freaking dive? This is gonna be priceless.

  • @CaliberStone
    @CaliberStone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I pressed Y!" The playthrough.

  • @papavergil6784
    @papavergil6784 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Game: Use the WayneTech satellite to triangulate Zsazs' position.
    Phil: I was supposed to do that? The game never explains!!!

  • @MrRjh63
    @MrRjh63 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Does DSP never use takedowns in these arkham games? Half the trouble he has with large fights is that he doesn't reduce the numbers of enemies quickly with TD's.

    • @MrRjh63
      @MrRjh63 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Combo takedowns I mean.

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrRjh63 Gotta put together a combo to execute a takedown lol.

  • @MasterSnakeTamer
    @MasterSnakeTamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You have to be acting.
    No one is so stupid that they are incapable of following simple directions.

  • @countarchvile
    @countarchvile 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I never knew someone could get fucked up by arkham thugs so much. Phil is a treasure
    The Saddest Display of Freeflow combat I've ever seen

  • @xtravagant_2553
    @xtravagant_2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he complains about the fighting, honestly, fighting endless dudes was the best part.

  • @MichaelLeroi
    @MichaelLeroi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You know what the definition of insanity is ...?

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. DSP in a nutshell.

    • @moRULEZ18981
      @moRULEZ18981 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Throwing your own shit on the wall and going "GUURRR!!"

    • @linushyper300
      @linushyper300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And no, Vaas didn't not came up with that.

  • @jigsawb2298
    @jigsawb2298 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I didn't know it was possible to fail so much at this game. This game is easy.

    • @imulan
      @imulan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its easy. I just wished there are more gadgets I can use that don't give away my position during the predator encounters.

  • @bananastheking8795
    @bananastheking8795 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:08:47 "You think these people would have learned by now" DSP's motto...

  • @Saieras
    @Saieras 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Batman sure can take a lot of gunfire. Almost like Phil's playing on easy. And man, does he need to.

  • @KaiokenBlueGT
    @KaiokenBlueGT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When you realise that the AI of the mooks is smarter than this guy

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "there's a difference between a security room and a control room!"
    What, you thought the vault was the security room? Lmao

  • @willwallace5751
    @willwallace5751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is it just me or do these videos get harder to watch when it's a game you enjoyed playing and why dose he use detective mode so much

  • @BobSpotOn
    @BobSpotOn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who in their right mind intentionally steps out in front of multiple armed enemies under the impression of having a chance? And how is he still this bad?

    • @SuperKamiGuru-i3c
      @SuperKamiGuru-i3c 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not. This is all an act

    • @BobSpotOn
      @BobSpotOn 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.

    • @CaliberStone
      @CaliberStone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BobSpotOn
      That's a long act. 3-4 channels, 6 years on youtube, and over 30,000 videos all acting exactly like this. I don't think it's possible that it's an act.

  • @ZeroBeat1
    @ZeroBeat1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DarkSydePhil is not a scrub, as calling him a scrub is an insult to all scrubs. He is a stain. I chose this term because when you have a stain in clothes, dishes, etc, you can clean it up, which can be seen as defeating it, by scrubbing.
    Also, this video is showing me death screens I've never seen before. That is testament to how much Phil sucks. And you'd think that after getting smacked while doing it 5 times in a row he'd stop doing the ground pound in a crowd.

  • @TheMASTERFURIOUS
    @TheMASTERFURIOUS 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this guy needs to stop doing playthroughs , this is ridiculous.

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the button mashing....jesus christ, he doesn't even go for combos he just mashes the attack button

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If DSP were a garbage man he would take a garbage can, empty it into the driver's side of the truck, and then file a complaint to his manager about the driver yelling at Phil.

  • @uliomasato
    @uliomasato 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The game never explains you have to do something during those calls"
    It's in the middle of the fucking screen jesus christ.

  • @jalojoes
    @jalojoes 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've been waiting for this playthrough in particular.
    *grabs popcorn

  • @dernierevolonte8426
    @dernierevolonte8426 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @ 1:19:44 DSP says, "There's a difference between a security room and control room!" So, security rooms don't have surveillance monitors and related equipment? Not to mention @ 1:15:28 he reads the objective out loud "RETURN to the security room" (as in go back to where you started); this is when having a competent 5th grade reading comprehension pays off in dividends, Phil.

  • @MasterPodi
    @MasterPodi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve seen a lot of Phil’s gameplay by this point and I can honestly say that this game is one of his most shameful displays. He’s totally incompetent and even though this is old gameplay, he’s probably only gotten worse. The only difference is nowadays he has stream chat to hold his hand constantly.

  • @millabasset1710
    @millabasset1710 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I pretend Phil actually is Batman and getting his ass kicked. This is the cure for depression( well my depression)

  • @MariusKarlsen-f9w
    @MariusKarlsen-f9w 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:18:07 You got to love how he starts in the security room and still doesnt understand where it is 🤣😂

  • @The_Platinum_Realist
    @The_Platinum_Realist 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There is no hope for this man if he managed to make Arkham City unenjoyable....

  • @GuyOnTheInternet53
    @GuyOnTheInternet53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so beautiful to me that the death screens makes him even saltier

  • @dorkswithguns5843
    @dorkswithguns5843 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His constant use of detective vision is hurting my brain.

  • @Superball01
    @Superball01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a guy who’s played all of the Arkham games and perfected the Predator/Combat stuff in each game, this is incredibly painful to watch. I picked up Asylum on launch day when I was 10, and I knew mostly how to do everything. Same with the other games. The thing that kills me though is how he does the combat, I scream at my screen because of just how bad he is at the combat.

    • @justinterry7853
      @justinterry7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's funny though lol, I'll admit

    • @icecsm16
      @icecsm16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that part in Asylum when he gets the line launcher and spends 30 minutes figuring out what to do was painful.

    • @thefonzkiss
      @thefonzkiss 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice humble brag

  • @NervousNoodles
    @NervousNoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That’s was God awful. I can’t believe someone would die to simple goon fights.

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video's tl;dr:
    "Augmented reality training activated"
    "Augmented reality training failed"
    "Augmented reality training activated" ad nauseam.

  • @Lazyfire
    @Lazyfire 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I saw the video title I more or less automatically assumed there would be some crazy amount of time spent on the AR training. Wasn't disappointed.

  • @permexOQ
    @permexOQ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fucking Rocksteady World Order....

  • @optimus_antt
    @optimus_antt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This dude was legit playing man Arkham city. He never once unless forced to use any of Batman gadgets and moves that make him Batman. Just mash xxxxxxxxxxxx and fucking let go of the glide button when you’re tryna dive bomb. Just wow.

    • @optimus_antt
      @optimus_antt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      On top of that he wasted what 100 bucks on the collector edition too. Probably never used the dlc he got with it lmao.

  • @GarretsShadow
    @GarretsShadow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's almost like he doesn't understand that the lightning bolt means that they are about to hit him....he just fucking watches them hit him and shouts "bullshit, this is so stupid"

  • @ajm1465
    @ajm1465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow. If he's this bad at the dive bomb training, I can't wait to see what happens when he gets to the part with Ra's where you have to dive bomb.

  • @MetalShadowX
    @MetalShadowX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This makes so glad I'm at least adequately competent at this game. This guys is a literal joke XD

    • @RasoKye
      @RasoKye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ever need a moral boost? Watch TIHYDP, because we all know that we can not that bad at games.

  • @MortalSora
    @MortalSora 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My God, he makes this game look so much more difficult than it really is!

  • @ajm1465
    @ajm1465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How is it he played the first game and still has no idea what the hidden question marks are for?

  • @Billyblue98
    @Billyblue98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:26 I don't think that's how you're supposed to do that.
    6:31 Batman doesn't know how to Batman.

  •  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    omg i forgot phil does not know how to dive bomb.

  • @MerkyMan_
    @MerkyMan_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For someone who is so bad he never uses detective mode.

    • @anarchy6918
      @anarchy6918 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      at like 20 mins in the video he has detective mode on and he gets shot through a window bc ig hes too stupid to know what a window looks like in detective mode

  • @Alvinansakns
    @Alvinansakns 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is borderline rtrded. That is the only explanation. Prompts can be up on the screen in two places for five minutes (the glide boost thing and the track the phone call thing) and he still can’t or won’t read it. He doesn’t understand the phrase “return to”. It’s mind boggling. That Catwoman vault section should take 45 seconds if you have any brains, two minutes if you don’t. He spent ten minutes on it.

  • @NAcHO-wx5vg
    @NAcHO-wx5vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh great. R'as al ghoul's trial. NEED to use the dive bomb and he doesn't know how to use it. This will be painful to watch.

  • @reaganation6000
    @reaganation6000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:32:42 who glide kicks during stealth sections in this game?

  • @NAcHO-wx5vg
    @NAcHO-wx5vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I first started batman arkham city: original or remaster my first points were to get my health to max before anything else.

    • @NAcHO-wx5vg
      @NAcHO-wx5vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also. He says he thinks that a gadget would help him to get to the phones... yea the one you will not get because you won't do the at challenges.

  • @neoVERSI
    @neoVERSI 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wow this guy really sucks i've never had any trouble in combat AT ALL

  • @restnn
    @restnn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He should have been named DAP, "dumb ass Phil". >.>

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, not "Dat ass Phil"? Hehe..

  • @xvirtuallucax6312
    @xvirtuallucax6312 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have non of those FUCKING CONTROLS!!!!!

  • @Billinous
    @Billinous 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DSP and iJustine : Bottom of the barrel let's players

    • @SteveJonesGamingGWO
      @SteveJonesGamingGWO 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Ijustine at least doesn't claim to be "one of the best gamers in the country" and think if it doesn't work it's bugged.

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's one thing to suck at games. I suck at games and I still have fun. It's another to suck at games and insist that it's the game's fault that you're bad at it. Arkham City was basically designed for people who suck at games so if you suck at Arkham City that says a lot.

  • @Abilifyreworks
    @Abilifyreworks 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:08:20 - "And a CAR runs over me from outside of the screen I can't see and I DIE! That's fucking fair!"
    Well to be "fair", it's not like being able to see if coming helped you the previous six or so times you were run over.

  • @pyrysaarinen4954
    @pyrysaarinen4954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bugged training mechanics anybody?

  • @DesertFerret7
    @DesertFerret7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    25:35 I just face walled into a wall hard. I may have made a big dent in the wall. I may have to pay for the damage. My cousin is going to be pissed. Whuuut? I WAS SUPPOSE TO DOING SOMETHING THE WHOLE TIME?! I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE DUDE! You were suppose triangulate Zsasz's position dipsy! This is painful...

  • @ClassicKrusty
    @ClassicKrusty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His let’s plays are ResidentSleeper 😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤

    • @MelodicVirus
      @MelodicVirus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They do make for good sleeping khantent 😂

  • @xKarnage74
    @xKarnage74 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:01:19 Did... did he really just say "instant death"? Is he fucking serious?

  • @ST2687
    @ST2687 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I knew that he would be going to any event, I would bring my t-shirt that says ( I'm with stupid ).

  • @ryuuwyvern90
    @ryuuwyvern90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can’t spell sped without dsp.