I don't know who told him to leave the Company of Champions, but they ruined a good thing here. Watching him trying to fight ogres in the forest with half a health bar was the best laugh I've had in weeks.
@@MoczoUno I know and he only played it for a few deaths so most of his deaths were on “easy/normal” and he still is shit! Idk why his followers hand hold him and ruin good content and prevent him from ever learning(not that he is capable) but it is funny and infuriating when he walks straight into death after death with no change in strategy
18:00 was one of the funniest moments in TIHYDP history. Bless the chat for making him join the Champions Covenant, and bless you for adding in that evil laughing. I'm fucking dying.
His description of slow estus is spot on. ...still tries to drink it in front of enemies. Complains he doesn't know the alternate paths to the Bastille. ...fights through the back way into the Bastille despite clearing half the forest area. Doesn't know the poison resist items... while highlighting one in the menu. RIP all the loot, including the shield that raises item find, lost due to hit trading and rushing.
My favorite is when they do the Japanese samurais voice whenever he gets killed, or when he figure something out very obvious and the little children say yay
@@pt8306 This whole comment section is just full of hateful, gatekeeping assholes that pick on DSP for no apparent reason. It’s okay to die to an enemy in dark souls. It happens
Actually, there's a classic parody video of that, back when DSP parodies were in their infancy. I believe you can find it if you search "The Daily Life of DSP" in TH-cam.
My thing is that, watching TIHYDP reminds me that after all is said and done, I'm not that bad of a human being. He sets the bar so low that it's easy to look good by comparison.
Also, even using dual thrusting swords he somehow manages to suck XD Also, nobody told him about the bugged left trigger attack when you power stance with Ricards Rapier where it takes barely any stamina XD And level 111 and only just beat Smelter Daemon? Jesus Christ XD
Its not phil its the phil burnell fanboys that make him salty because they demand it (Gasp) no wonder hes always salty because if he was then hes not human!!!! Or he realy does suck
Jesus fucking Christ, the DSP Tries It audio when he gets eaten by an enemy is fucking brilliant gold. By far one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a TIHYDP. Well done, mate. Subscribed and liked (Y)
It's a me What you tell me you fight every single enemy? Seems like a waste of time to me when you can just run to the boss. Not trying to defend Phil here but that "run past everyone" comment I see a lot whereas I do the same thing in the first game and the third game (I don't like playing the second one).
Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr Fair enough, I guess it also depends on your play style. I find running thru an area to be more effective in Dark souls 3 than in the first one. First one I take my time to get to point A to B. But in ds3 it's easier and faster to just ignore the enemies and go to boss. Depends on the area I'm in though, some enemies if they're just too in the way I'll slow down and kill. I'm not talented enough to be a speed runner, hell I haven't even beat the games yet, have about 20 hours in each.
He hardly remembers anything and yet the chat is telling everything for him to do. DSP would have like 400 deaths or more easily if he was playing the game blind.
teh dawdge roll sux!!! lookit that its terryble!!! honestly i want to see a playthrough where someone sits next to phil or in the same room and corrects him every time he blames the game for being worse than his incompetent skills at it i wonder how long that would last before phil assaults the co-commentator
His Godfather playthrough. PandaLee did just that. He just kind of ignored her though...which is likely why she grew a brain and left his gout ridden ass.
Well it doesn't help that he's rolling in the direction the attack is projecting instead of to the sides. Think of the area of effect of the attack as a rectangle, and he's rolling the long way out of it instead of the short way.
1:10:33 Wait, isn't this the EXACT same thing that has happened to him during his original playthrough? Literally the same thing... He picked up the fire-seed, couldn't find it in the inventory, and when he eventually found it, he said "Oh, I can't use this anyway". X-D
"This isn't a redemption run, I'm just playing the game a second time and doing it in a way that I didn't do it before!" Just... when you think he's reached the bottom of the barrel he breaks the bottom and then starts digging straight down.
When you start DS2 the roll is so terrible I can’t believe they made the agility stat a thing. Feels like you get a single iFrame. After like 5 hours and 20 ADP later it feels very good under 50% equip load. Just a tip if anyone plays it
i finally figured it out, in lost bastille they're behind a breakable wall so his stream hand held him so he can get it and look as retarded as he did for 98% of his original run
Now I know why he can never remember these games. It's because he isn't really playing it. The stream chat is just telling him what to do, where to go, etc... Worst game streamer ever.
Lol he actually did the tutorial this time. On his second time playing it.. but not on his first.. Most people I know would have done it the other way around.
Maria Isabella Ever since I accidentally stumbled across his Sleeping Dogs playthrough, I've wondered what else his fans find funny. Maybe kicking puppies.
This isn't in defense of DSP, but I didn't do the tutorial until the second time through the game because I assumed the tutorial area was the hub area and that each fog gate would lead me to a new area.
I've tried to, if nothing else, dismiss Phil as an imbecile and call it a day, but his continued sub-human qualities continue to astound me. You're doing good work piecing this together, I look forward to the next part ^^
I bet this pig's fans really enjoy watching him run past all the enemies. If I was getting paid to sit on my ass and play video games, I wouldn't weep like a child and run past everything. I'd get as in-depth as people wanted.
If you truly ned in-depth DS2 series i Suggest either my Guts fom Berserk playlist or my Drizzt dark elf series mate iF you will that is Still i feel you, i know exactly whst you mean he is the Master of Pig Shit player
You know, Phil’s hugest issue by far with the entire series has been managing his stamina. He mashes the eternal crap out of R1 and then immediately gets combo’d to death because he can’t move out of the way, literally every single encounter he’s in. That and backing directly into obstacles and complaining about the camera.
He’s utterly incapable of grasping that the camera is essentially a game object floating behind the player so, indeed, if you back into a wall bad shit will happen.
@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll While the camera in these games aren't great .... YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF IT. He literally backs himself into walls and pillars that show off the short comings of the camera in this game. Its your fault at that point
@@drbuni The easier explanation is that he wants every game to be as linear as a sidescroller. (Not insulting sidescroller games) He wants to just to not use his brain.
It's funny cuz DSP really has improved at playing these games. It's just he's now at the point where the rest of us started playing the series at (maybe still a little worse lol); he's just had to play every game and dlc (cept bloodborne lmao) to get there.
Garrett Plue You really think so? As far as I know, this guy died more times than in his original playthrough. I'd dare to say that his gaming skills have turned out to be even worse than before.
His original playthrough involved cheesing everything with the (at the time) overpowered Lightning Spear. This time he actually had to fight things proper so more deaths were expected. :D
StrifeSoul990 True, but at least you have to actually be within range of the enemy to use it. Which means Philburt gets hit, a lot. With his Dick Lightning no so much. As cheesy as his second run was, I much prefer it over his first as a result.
I recently played dark souls 1,2,3 with their dlcs for the first time and didn't die as many times as dsp had and I only used swords and shields no spells (only used heal) and only 1 time I used summon cause I thought alonne boss was timed too
A lot of this dumby's deaths come from greediness and impatience. There are actually times where Chump Cry Squeal does a good dodge/roll and counters from behind, but instead of hitting the enemy 1 time and backing away, he goes for 2-3 hits and gets rocked.
Thanks for this great TIHYDP. Really well made, tons of good laughs. The amount of babysitting/handholding is just insane. He could might as well let someone else play it, cause he practically does nothing himself.
He learned NOTHING from the previous games, he still rush, he roll in the wrong times, he heal IN FRONT of an enemy, he doesn't block at all...i mean, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
One thing you can count on from professional gamer and full time streamer Phil is that he will approach every video game as if it's the first one he's ever played.... ever.
59:36 whoever told Phil the pursuer is a tough boss is mentally handicapped. Pursuer is right next to the last giant and guardian dragon in terms of how easy they are
He acts like it's wrong that people say his Dark Souls runs aren't legit. But then he does what he calls "Redemption Runs", basically confirming that they weren't legit.
11:35 "I don't remember the game mechanic to get my health back" HAHAHAHAHAHA. Holy fucking shit. Then he says they don't explain it. Dear fucking lord this is golden. I honestly hope Phil never leaves TH-cam. He says some of the most ridiculous, idiotic things I've ever heard coming out of the mouth of someone who claims to be educated, then calls everyone stupid. He's like a living joke. We should start prescribing TIHYDP videos to people suffering from depression. This makes anyone feel good.
I mean sure. But it's not impossible to deal with or to be good at the game. There are also plenty of videos of no hit runs and dodges and pvp that defends that
As a big souls fan - Demons' Souls through Dark Souls III - I personally feel that Scholar is the most difficult. Not normal Dark Souls II, but Scholar. So lovely watching Phil go through this lol.
I struggled with the Heide Knights too. I suck at parrying but learned to parry those guys consistently in about 10 minutes. They attack so fast, that it is easy to get. No longer were an issue. Not sure why he couldn't put in 10 minutes to better himself at the game.
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So many good moments in this TIHYDP. Thank you for your hard work Sufyan Aljamal.
My favorite moment ever is when the big rhino looking fuckers eat him and the samples from DSP tries it play. "Hmm.. Greasy..!"
Yes, that was great. Althought I doubt that Phil did not taste "not too salty".
Him trying to kill the crystal bug in shaded woods is real insanity, just move back, do a different attack or switch your weapon philip.....
I don't know who told him to leave the Company of Champions, but they ruined a good thing here. Watching him trying to fight ogres in the forest with half a health bar was the best laugh I've had in weeks.
@@MoczoUno I know and he only played it for a few deaths so most of his deaths were on “easy/normal” and he still is shit! Idk why his followers hand hold him and ruin good content and prevent him from ever learning(not that he is capable) but it is funny and infuriating when he walks straight into death after death with no change in strategy
L3 is jump?
Huh?
sees it can obviously be changed
Huh
**confusion intesifies**
This fucking stoopid booollshiit! Failed long term memory mechanics! *SNOOORT*
wait it can? I HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
L3 jump is better cuz then you can go directly from sprint into roll
bugged*
Dat Boi SmiddyPants never thought about that
"The game cheated" will forever be my favorite DSP excuse.
*lowers his guard after blocking first attack, gets hit by second which combos into third* "WOAH A KAHMBO THAT BREAKS MY GUARD"
😂😂
"There i still look like an asshole." Is this the most self aware DSP has ever been?
18:00 was one of the funniest moments in TIHYDP history. Bless the chat for making him join the Champions Covenant, and bless you for adding in that evil laughing. I'm fucking dying.
Then one of his wheelchair fans had to spoil the fun by telling him. 🤦
His description of slow estus is spot on.
...still tries to drink it in front of enemies.
Complains he doesn't know the alternate paths to the Bastille.
...fights through the back way into the Bastille despite clearing half the forest area.
Doesn't know the poison resist items...
while highlighting one in the menu.
RIP all the loot, including the shield that raises item find, lost due to hit trading and rushing.
The Last Giant must have died from gout.
He always backs himself into a corner and then complains that he had no where to go or couldn't move.
Or then blames the camera. He does that so much in DS3
I know this reply is way late but I just found out about him and he was doing that so much in Witcher 3 it genuinely pissed me off
It's like he enjoys getting pounded against the wall haha
I swear I lose my shit every time dsp gets eaten and his voice plays. Good stuff.
My favorite is when they do the Japanese samurais voice whenever he gets killed, or when he figure something out very obvious and the little children say yay
That was the best part for me to be honest.
All I can taste is SALT 🧂.
As someone who watched all of dsp plays sotfs, you ave my sympathy for editing all of this. Great work, very very very well made.
How do you lose a 1v1 with a Majula Basement Skeleton? Phil never fails to impress.
I've lost to them :( But only once ever.
@@pt8306 This whole comment section is just full of hateful, gatekeeping assholes that pick on DSP for no apparent reason. It’s okay to die to an enemy in dark souls. It happens
How does this guy even function in real life? Does he have chat tell him how to boil water?
Probably has to ask the chat how to breathe
Actually, there's a classic parody video of that, back when DSP parodies were in their infancy. I believe you can find it if you search "The Daily Life of DSP" in TH-cam.
Check out his attempt to make pot noodles to get your answer to that XD
Yes but he uses Twitter
Somehow he has a few select people that literally pay for his lifestyle.
im the only one who gets mad watching this dude but at the same enjoys it for all the wrong reasons? nice video btw
We are here for this.
It's a good rabbit hole for sure
My thing is that, watching TIHYDP reminds me that after all is said and done, I'm not that bad of a human being. He sets the bar so low that it's easy to look good by comparison.
@@justfitz08 yeah he really brings out the terrible in people. This whole comment section is so hateful 💀
@@cornelius7796 I wonder why that is 💀 must just be everyone else right? 😂😂
When he tried and failed to kill the crystal lizard a dozen times and you could hear the pots in the background laughing. That was simply perfect 👌 😂
I got mad with that lizard in my playthrough so it felt good to watch him take like twice as long lol
He really can murder any form of intended atmosphere to bring everyone down to his primitive level
Underrated comment
Whoever spilled the beans about the covenant is the worst
Awww, why did someone have to tell him what the Covenant of Champions does XD
Also, even using dual thrusting swords he somehow manages to suck XD
Also, nobody told him about the bugged left trigger attack when you power stance with Ricards Rapier where it takes barely any stamina XD
And level 111 and only just beat Smelter Daemon? Jesus Christ XD
Cos his demented Fanboys are the core of everything that is SHIT
His stream is backseat gameplay cancer
Its not phil its the phil burnell fanboys that make him salty because they demand it
(Gasp) no wonder hes always salty because if he was then hes not human!!!!
Or he realy does suck
1:24:35 "Folks I'm not the smartest cookie"
Ironically this statement is one of his most accurate statement.
Jesus fucking Christ, the DSP Tries It audio when he gets eaten by an enemy is fucking brilliant gold. By far one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a TIHYDP. Well done, mate. Subscribed and liked (Y)
Whenever I feel sad I watch Phil trying to play video games and that always makes me laugh
"playing this game differently than before"
>chat hand holding
>running past everything
>not fighting
>1:08:46
sure man.
He's literally making the exact same mistakes when he first played it.
It's a me What you tell me you fight every single enemy? Seems like a waste of time to me when you can just run to the boss.
Not trying to defend Phil here but that "run past everyone" comment I see a lot whereas I do the same thing in the first game and the third game (I don't like playing the second one).
Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr Not if you know where to run, how to dodge, etc. But this is Phil we're talking about here, bugged block mechanics ye know?
Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr Fair enough, I guess it also depends on your play style. I find running thru an area to be more effective in Dark souls 3 than in the first one. First one I take my time to get to point A to B. But in ds3 it's easier and faster to just ignore the enemies and go to boss. Depends on the area I'm in though, some enemies if they're just too in the way I'll slow down and kill. I'm not talented enough to be a speed runner, hell I haven't even beat the games yet, have about 20 hours in each.
He meant that he's using a different build tho...
Why do Phil's characters always look like someone off of To Catch A Predator?
Because he designs them to look like him
@@OdinDOUCS oof, ouch
Lil' Connor Peterson I want to see him in a dark souls type boss fight with Chris Hansen “I dodged but it didn’t work there’s a delay”
“But Mr. Burnell, we have the transcripts of your chat with the underage decoy-“ “HUH? I didn’t even do that, look!” *holds up keyboard*
@@MasterPodi 😂
He hardly remembers anything and yet the chat is telling everything for him to do.
DSP would have like 400 deaths or more easily if he was playing the game blind.
teh dawdge roll sux!!! lookit that its terryble!!!
honestly i want to see a playthrough where someone sits next to phil or in the same room and corrects him every time he blames the game for being worse than his incompetent skills at it
i wonder how long that would last before phil assaults the co-commentator
His Godfather playthrough. PandaLee did just that. He just kind of ignored her though...which is likely why she grew a brain and left his gout ridden ass.
nah, he'd just say "you're using exploits ACK ACK ACK ACK bugged mechanics *SNORT*"
Pandaman you're right, this was the only time where I agreed with Phil when he said, "dodge rolling sucks".
Pandaman yeah it really is, but hey he still fucking sucks at the game.
Well it doesn't help that he's rolling in the direction the attack is projecting instead of to the sides. Think of the area of effect of the attack as a rectangle, and he's rolling the long way out of it instead of the short way.
It is actually quite impressive how he managed to recreate himself in the character creator. Got the Resting Asshole Face down perfectly.
My thoughts exactly
1:10:33
Wait, isn't this the EXACT same thing that has happened to him during his original playthrough? Literally the same thing...
He picked up the fire-seed, couldn't find it in the inventory, and when he eventually found it, he said "Oh, I can't use this anyway". X-D
Not I can't use this bit it's "useless"
"This isn't a redemption run, I'm just playing the game a second time and doing it in a way that I didn't do it before!" Just... when you think he's reached the bottom of the barrel he breaks the bottom and then starts digging straight down.
he digs low and low
Exactly were the Thing belongs
DRAGOTH BELMONT you won't get any argument from me man
When you start DS2 the roll is so terrible I can’t believe they made the agility stat a thing. Feels like you get a single iFrame. After like 5 hours and 20 ADP later it feels very good under 50% equip load. Just a tip if anyone plays it
He didn't do too bad making the character look like himself, actually lol
Walter Fate well holy shit hey there walter
Phil is actually REALLY good at doing that
Looks like Billy Mays...
@@Taizuki HI BILLY MAYS HERE!
Especialy in ds3
Phil would fail to pour water from a boot with the instructions on the heel.
I love Outsyder and the others, but this TIHYDP is one of the best out there. Fantastic.
Wow dude, great work on this TIHYDP. The editing is fantastic, you've earned a new subscriber.
Two
@@MariaIsabellaZNN two
You died like you lived, Phil. Running away.
HOW DID HE FIND THE GOD DAMN ROBE AGAIN !!!
Bevan McNicholl :/
@@tomthestone1470 I have returned to watch this video again... FUCK HE FOUND THE ROBE AGAIN
Duel Rapier Robe wearing Gouty Man Baby.
@@tomthestone1470 DUDE HE'S STILL WEARING THE ROBE WTF
i finally figured it out, in lost bastille they're behind a breakable wall so his stream hand held him so he can get it and look as retarded as he did for 98% of his original run
1:29:48 Oh my god, I just realized he's wearing that stupid robe.
Now I know why he can never remember these games. It's because he isn't really playing it. The stream chat is just telling him what to do, where to go, etc... Worst game streamer ever.
I still remember talking to Lucatiel outside Aldia's Keep, remember when she says "My name is Lookahwdiel. I beg of you, remember my name"
" I dont remember the game mechanic to get my health back" ABSOLUTELYHILARIOUS !
Lol he actually did the tutorial this time.
On his second time playing it.. but not on his first..
Most people I know would have done it the other way around.
Maria Isabella That's because most people have gaming common sense, unlike Phil. He's such a failure as a gamer and a rotten human being
Maria Isabella I see you so often on these types of videos that I'm just gonna sub to you!
Heheeh there's certainly worse reasons to subscribe to a channel.. such as whatever reason any of DSP's subs have..
Maria Isabella Ever since I accidentally stumbled across his Sleeping Dogs playthrough, I've wondered what else his fans find funny. Maybe kicking puppies.
This isn't in defense of DSP, but I didn't do the tutorial until the second time through the game because I assumed the tutorial area was the hub area and that each fog gate would lead me to a new area.
I've tried to, if nothing else, dismiss Phil as an imbecile and call it a day, but his continued sub-human qualities continue to astound me. You're doing good work piecing this together, I look forward to the next part ^^
Phil blaming the physics engine when getting killed by fire might be funnier than blaming the music in DS3
Picks starting character because he comes with shield.
Never defends with shield.
I bet this pig's fans really enjoy watching him run past all the enemies. If I was getting paid to sit on my ass and play video games, I wouldn't weep like a child and run past everything. I'd get as in-depth as people wanted.
If you truly ned in-depth DS2 series
i Suggest either my Guts fom Berserk playlist or my Drizzt dark elf series mate
iF you will that is
Still i feel you, i know exactly whst you mean
he is the Master of Pig Shit player
@@GothicXlightning your videos make me fall asleep they are so incredibly boring
Watching this guy is a self-esteem booster.
You know, Phil’s hugest issue by far with the entire series has been managing his stamina. He mashes the eternal crap out of R1 and then immediately gets combo’d to death because he can’t move out of the way, literally every single encounter he’s in. That and backing directly into obstacles and complaining about the camera.
He’s utterly incapable of grasping that the camera is essentially a game object floating behind the player so, indeed, if you back into a wall bad shit will happen.
Its more than that. He fails to even notice his stamina bar. Just hurts
@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll While the camera in these games aren't great .... YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF IT. He literally backs himself into walls and pillars that show off the short comings of the camera in this game. Its your fault at that point
I think his biggest problems are the fact he hates video games, and he has no interest in learning anything in his life.
@@drbuni The easier explanation is that he wants every game to be as linear as a sidescroller. (Not insulting sidescroller games) He wants to just to not use his brain.
Does the streamchat change his diapers too?
Thelonicus Gaming fortunately no
No he just shits all over it.
I'm sure the stream chat told him how to be born.
Doooode he has a shitbucket, can't make money on the toilet.
@@einalt "What!? Bugged shitting mechanics, dood! I tried to reach the toilet, but I went in my pants because of the lag!!"
It's funny cuz DSP really has improved at playing these games. It's just he's now at the point where the rest of us started playing the series at (maybe still a little worse lol); he's just had to play every game and dlc (cept bloodborne lmao) to get there.
Garrett Plue You really think so? As far as I know, this guy died more times than in his original playthrough. I'd dare to say that his gaming skills have turned out to be even worse than before.
His original playthrough involved cheesing everything with the (at the time) overpowered Lightning Spear. This time he actually had to fight things proper so more deaths were expected. :D
@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll "proper" powerstancing is just as broken. He always creates the most overpowered zero skill builds he can and still struggles.
StrifeSoul990 True, but at least you have to actually be within range of the enemy to use it. Which means Philburt gets hit, a lot. With his Dick Lightning no so much. As cheesy as his second run was, I much prefer it over his first as a result.
I recently played dark souls 1,2,3 with their dlcs for the first time and didn't die as many times as dsp had and I only used swords and shields no spells (only used heal) and only 1 time I used summon cause I thought alonne boss was timed too
A lot of this dumby's deaths come from greediness and impatience. There are actually times where Chump Cry Squeal does a good dodge/roll and counters from behind, but instead of hitting the enemy 1 time and backing away, he goes for 2-3 hits and gets rocked.
48:30 - He looks at the controller to see which L is L1 and L2.
Thanks for this great TIHYDP. Really well made, tons of good laughs.
The amount of babysitting/handholding is just insane. He could might as well let someone else play it, cause he practically does nothing himself.
nuller87 your avatar is evil!
His name is Jimmy, and he's lawful good I assure you :)
Of course he'd complain that they make you weak at the beginning of the game.
1:55:06 has to be the funniest shit i ever seen in dark souls, what a fucking combo of destruction
The joke with the witch in the beginning would have been kinda funny if he didn't run it into the ground like he usually does with his jokes.
he kinda has a point with the lack of friendly fire. the big bosses should damage smaller foes or move slower to avoid them.
P Somniferum late but most of them do but deal small damage
Tavilstock “small” try atomic
They should deal more dmg and knock them down, or just stagger them at least
Why? You never have a situation of Heides unless you run past everything and never fight. Just get good and actually fight enemies.
You can't damage your own phantom
12:52 I have NEVER seen anyone die to those dog things before. Congratulations, Phil - you're a trailblazer for the stupid
I have. It happens
6:23 By the time Phil finishes his custom character your Pizza from Pizza Hut or Dominos will arrived.Or making your own from scratch will be done.
imagine dying 12 times on your way to Majula
The part with the wyvern and all the adds is my favorite. He talks as if the enemies are a normal part of that fight and it's just way too funny.
27:16 37:18 44:05 1:02:51
lmao loving these edits
He learned NOTHING from the previous games, he still rush, he roll in the wrong times, he heal IN FRONT of an enemy, he doesn't block at all...i mean, FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
misses by 10 feet...."the plunging attacks arent working"
@beef business everyone criticizes DSP for every little thing. Fairness flew out the window a long time ago
An absolute masterpiece. Love the "Not too salty"parts with Giants from the beginning of the game and 1:06:32 a true gem.
One thing you can count on from professional gamer and full time streamer Phil is that he will approach every video game as if it's the first one he's ever played.... ever.
*lowers shield to strike*
Of course a combo to break my guard...
Phil, never change please.
Thanks for making this wonderful TIHYDP. The god damn "dsp tries it" audio cracked me up whenever an enemy ate him. Great job!
The opening bit is classic 😂
"De-legitimize" as if anything about DSP was legit in the first place
59:36 whoever told Phil the pursuer is a tough boss is mentally handicapped. Pursuer is right next to the last giant and guardian dragon in terms of how easy they are
I remember my first play through the pursuer was a nightmare. Now I can beat his ass with a ladle no problem
This is clearly the best souls game, it has Phil's widow's peak hairline for customization.
This dood needs more subs cause this is funny as hell
Holy crap I didn't know there was a twitch plays DS2 as well.
44:13 BAHAHAHAHA! Encapsulates his every foray into every Soulsborne game to date.
Lol the food reviews 🤣
"The first time I beat Dark Souls 2 it was completely legit" -Phil, SotFS playthrough
So legit that by the time the DLC rolled around they included a heavy nerf to his completely legit playstyle and he cried like a baby.
He acts like it's wrong that people say his Dark Souls runs aren't legit. But then he does what he calls "Redemption Runs", basically confirming that they weren't legit.
I can't handle that he didn't even SEE the last giant until PART FUCKING 17
WAS HE STUCK ON FOREST OF FALLEN GIANTS FOR LIKE 8 FULL HOURS?!
2:32:08 Depressed woman pures her heart out of the existencial crisis she is facing.
DSP: I don't give a fuck. What will you do for me?
12:35
I never thought it was possible to get killed by those creatures atthe start of the game.......dps showed me it can be done.
Zylo82 you’re late to the party then
They are actually really strong and have a dumb hitbox so they're hard to fight
Why wouldn’t it be possible
What makes this even better is that Dark Souls 2 has some of the goofiest death cries in the series so any time Phil dies it's twice as funny
One of the few games where DSP can bitch about awful hitboxes and glitchy gameplay and actually be correct.
11:35
"I don't remember the game mechanic to get my health back"
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Holy fucking shit. Then he says they don't explain it. Dear fucking lord this is golden. I honestly hope Phil never leaves TH-cam. He says some of the most ridiculous, idiotic things I've ever heard coming out of the mouth of someone who claims to be educated, then calls everyone stupid. He's like a living joke.
We should start prescribing TIHYDP videos to people suffering from depression. This makes anyone feel good.
Well to be frank, hitboxes are really garbage in DS2 compared to other souls games. There are a lot of ridiculous examples on YT how bad they are.
Yeah some of his complaints are actually valid. Doesn't mean that he isn't terrible tho.
I mean sure. But it's not impossible to deal with or to be good at the game. There are also plenty of videos of no hit runs and dodges and pvp that defends that
Git gud
Not only that but ds2 also has annoying enemy placements. Gank squads everwhere
@@WAND3R101 you don't have to fight all the enemies at the same time..
1:09:44 That, all on its own, is funnier than anything I have ever heard Phil belch out in any of his SoulsBorne playthroughs
seeing him sell all his items made me so sad
I remember in Bloodborne he sold all of his excess blood vials that were in his storage lol
As a big souls fan - Demons' Souls through Dark Souls III - I personally feel that Scholar is the most difficult. Not normal Dark Souls II, but Scholar. So lovely watching Phil go through this lol.
Especially the first playthrough of ds2 when you don’t really understand the “proper” way to handle each area.
LOL XD nice job with adding those DSP tries it audio clips!
I love how ur add-ons r actually funnier than DSP I can sit thru these 2-3hr videos with ur text only commentary 😂 made the video much better
Now THIS is quality content. Well done sir.
I like how dsp pretends he figured out the barred window trick in the Copse. "Interactive stream" is right, this is practically Twitch Plays DaS2
1:09:44 was hilarious, great editing.
His jokes always should be followed by that clip from Beavis and Butthead where Butthead kindly inquires, "Could you like, shut up?"
17 parts to get to the Last Giant? And he's played this game before? Holy Christ.
lol this guy acts like this is his first experience with a dark souls game what is this memory loss? Maybe DSP is goin hollow 🤔
I struggled with the Heide Knights too. I suck at parrying but learned to parry those guys consistently in about 10 minutes. They attack so fast, that it is easy to get. No longer were an issue. Not sure why he couldn't put in 10 minutes to better himself at the game.
Still a great video years later
The fact DSP got parried by a Forest Hollow brings a smile to my face.
Somebody needs to translate this for Miyazaki and tell him DSP is a well renowned American games journalist.
1:19:29 ds2 fanboys try to defend this damage that phil takes