are you serious?! (I was dragging my feet so long on this one bc I got like 65% done with the edit and then lost the file! I would get frustrated and then put it to the side while I found a different vid. Thank you for your patience) Just like I planned it all along!! lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Swiss reflex, diamond therapy, nutrition response, triangles, naturopathic healing, Alexander technique, esoteric healing and now palmistry all proving that I can really only relax to absolute bollocks.
I totally agree. This is fantastic ASMR because it's educational informative nonsense! =) However, you forgot to mention past life regression as an additional ASMR goldmine.
This is so random (not negative) but I read this in an American accent, since I'm American, until I saw "bollocks", read that with a British accent lmao
Snake oil salesmen, spiritual healers and fortune tellers really missed their target audience. I’d pay good money for this kind of ASMR if it rolled into town
@@Ninjahbutter Letting lines on your hand tell your partner that you are unfaithful and immature is not really harmless nonsense. I can see stuff like this ruining a perfectly good relationship
These comments are hilarious. Was not expecting so many rational people here, usually these videos are full of people that actually believe this shit lol
Next time I am with friends I will share with them the terminology associated with each line and what its general meaning is without fully "revealing" everything. This way it can seem as though I know what I'm doing so I can look at their hands and just shake my head in a disconcerting manner and just mutter "Oh man..." To myself over and over again.
So basically any line can mean anything but not necessarily always because other lines may mean something different if the other lines suggest something else, but not if the previous lines suggest otherwise?
I wonder if there's a special line on your hand that tells you when you should put SOME DAMN LOTION ON THEM HANDS. The universe is probably against that level of dryness 😂😂😂
Ah, does anyone remember "Dr Peter John", old British guy who taught palmistry on YT. Used to be a favourite sleep tool before his channel suddenly disappeared 😭
I know I should only watch this for asmr but I got a bit curious and I dont even have a relationship line LMAO i just got called forever alone by an asmr video
I was going to marry the love of my life. Then I found out our lines dont match. Worst day of my life. But like they say, the hand lines say what the heart lines cant.
I find stuff like this, horoscopes, tarot readings, etc have more of a placebo affect than actual base to them. People think their lines, horoscope, or reading do/mean something so strongly that it actually causes it to happen.
Basically i'd say horoscope , but i can point out one weird thing i experienced. When i was about 12 , a group of us looked at our lifelines, as best we could determine. We couldn't really find a life line on one kids hand. He died when he was about 16, never forgot that.
How many fucking hands have this man seen in his life? Is there a line that shows that? A line that says "Perhaps..this person have seen and analyzed the hands of others many times over" ?
OMG! I was the person that requested this and it was put out on my BIRTHDAY! Im not even kidding!
Thanks so much for doing this!
Happy birthday! 🥳
are you serious?! (I was dragging my feet so long on this one bc I got like 65% done with the edit and then lost the file! I would get frustrated and then put it to the side while I found a different vid. Thank you for your patience) Just like I planned it all along!! lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
@@ASMRLoopz 100% for real! You edited it perfectly too. Thanks so much!
@@missmoon6624 thanks friend!
Triangles also known as triangles
Swiss reflex, diamond therapy, nutrition response, triangles, naturopathic healing, Alexander technique, esoteric healing and now palmistry all proving that I can really only relax to absolute bollocks.
Haha!
That’s true 🤌👋 That’s true 👋🖐 That’s true
I totally agree. This is fantastic ASMR because it's educational informative nonsense! =) However, you forgot to mention past life regression as an additional ASMR goldmine.
This is so random (not negative) but I read this in an American accent, since I'm American, until I saw "bollocks", read that with a British accent lmao
😂 x2
If ASMR has tought us anything it's that people with hypnotizing voices are the best con artists.
Totally the truth
"Maybe" "possibly" "could mean"
Gotta love how vague his bullcrap is.
This line either represents nothing at all or will tell you the day you die
@@dekudude8888 possibly
@@justintyme4690 maybe
@@jorder could mean
@@yosoyraapiid3424 Gotta love how vague his bullcrap is
Snake oil salesmen, spiritual healers and fortune tellers really missed their target audience. I’d pay good money for this kind of ASMR if it rolled into town
Honestly they were the first asmr artists, they just didn't knew it. That maybe was why people felt good after seeing them.
@@maxlamangouste That's honestly my theory--that people thought it worked because they felt the tingles.
Love your theories guys😂
Like I know this is bullshit...so why am I still checking my hands?
I don't know, but same! 😆
@Athos Aramis you must be fun at parties
@@kaleylindsay8923 like the best parties like yeet like
@@kaleylindsay8923 I like parties like
You don't know that it is bullshit
“And here’s your swimming pool”
*Spits onto palm*
Childhood memory unlocked.
“I’ll never wash this hand again”.
I appreciate all of their soothing lies🥲
I wouldn’t call them ‘’Lies’’. I believe people truly believe stuff like this works. Though I agree this sort of stuff is harmless nonsense.
@@Ninjahbutter Letting lines on your hand tell your partner that you are unfaithful and immature is not really harmless nonsense. I can see stuff like this ruining a perfectly good relationship
@@dewgone9577 Only if you're the jealous type lol
i think this man just likes to draw on his hands
Should have drawn a smiley or a heart
Lol
at first i was alarmed because none of my lines matched his, but then i realized mine are covered in chocolate
Oh man, I think Jim Winter was one of my first ever ASMR finds on youtube like a hundred years ago.
I used to watch this a whole decade ago to go to sleep and knowing someone else did the same pre- asmr boom is very warm and fuzzy
Did you check your hand and were things the same as it indicated ?
These comments are hilarious. Was not expecting so many rational people here, usually these videos are full of people that actually believe this shit lol
It's bollocks, but at least it's entertaining bollocks.
I have 3 attachment lines on my dominant hand, I've been with my hubby for 15 years...will I be a naughty grandma?🤣
Call me anytime 😉
@@dancingvirgil 😂
He sounds like he smells like old books 🥰
ah yes, the only way i can relax with ASMR. with absolute nonsense.
We all like listening to fairy tales sometimes 😆
Deranged pseudoscience is surprisingly relaxing.
Uh oh… I don’t even have an attachment line. Don’t tell my partner!
This video is fantastic I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before! Thank you Loopz, again you’ve introduced me to another gem
always glad to help! introducing folks to new ASMR is my favorite part... well that and the comments :)
ps- love your accent!
@@ASMRLoopz Thank you 🙈❤️❤️❤️
Weird; as I was reading your comment when I got to the word ‘gem’ he said the work ‘gem’ as well.
This makes me want to look at my hands but i'm lying in the dark in my bed rn😂
Literally same here 😂 It's almost tempting to turn my lamp back on so I can look!
It may be rubbish, but it's fun to know a few bits and have a laugh with a crush ;)
I have no attachment lines... no wonder I am forever alone.
:(
same
Me too
You could always tape your hands into fists overnight to ensure over time you'll get the lines you need to bring about that relationship
@@nbude4897 lol i hope no one does that.
Next time I am with friends I will share with them the terminology associated with each line and what its general meaning is without fully "revealing" everything. This way it can seem as though I know what I'm doing so I can look at their hands and just shake my head in a disconcerting manner and just mutter "Oh man..." To myself over and over again.
I remember watching Jim winter in like 2012 in high school. This taught me Sooo much, not I can watch it all in one sitting?! Hell yes
gonna test these on a newborn and play the waiting game to see if my predictions are correct
Oh man, remember this from the Soothe Tube days. It was excellent then and excellent now.
He sounds like a talk to text voice. I’ve already had quite a nice nap to his voice today 😴😴😴😴
Interesting to see how those lines are interpretated and you choose a relaxing voice as always 👍🏼
So basically any line can mean anything but not necessarily always because other lines may mean something different if the other lines suggest something else, but not if the previous lines suggest otherwise?
I had an Indian guy read my lines on a date. He kinda stayed away from me after that. Always wondered what he saw.
I'm glad you brought that up. Sit down. We need to talk...
This is freakishly accurate. I dont even believe in this! Stop changing my mind!
Yesss, was wondering when Mr. Winter got some recognition.
I’m having a wonderful response.
Glad to hear. Be sure to check your leg length as well.
Gosh I love palmistry and ASMR :D
I looked this nonsense after you uploaded the palm reading scene in a movie I have no idea what it was. But, great find of ASMR nonetheless 🤣👍👍
This TH-cam channel successfully relaxes me and keeps me deeply interested in absolute bs
No way you found this I seen this years ago and could never find it again
It found you again! (I can't take credit, I had a nice fella send me his Jim Winter supercut via email.)
How come all these chancers are so relaxing
I wonder if there's a special line on your hand that tells you when you should put SOME DAMN LOTION ON THEM HANDS. The universe is probably against that level of dryness 😂😂😂
If your line stretches about 2-3 inches across the table and is white in colour, this probably isn’t the video for you
this is actually the best vid to be high watching
His lines are off by about 1/32nd of an inch.
He better be wearing shoes
I did some healing with the endocrine gland
I would say that one of my lines is about 1/32" shorter than the one on my left hand. Does this mean that I need to drink more water?!
No, you need to fight fight fight
You probably forgot to have a wonderful response
You need some triangles
Everytime the red palm comes up I feel like a crappy 70s horror movie is about to start
Ok, I choose this vid for falling asleep tonight
Excellent choice! :)
SPOT ON!!
This man is incredible
His voice is like atomic shrimp but softer
Why is nonsense so relaxing?
FOR THE QUEEN TO USE
I'm gonna be an earthbender!!!
He sounds exactly like Warwick Davis the actor
*Notices I don’t have any attachment lines
“What about me?”
“If you don’t have any attachment lines it’s a sign that you alrmuhmuhmurrmuh.”
“😦”
Ah... Sweet sleepy sleepy bs... Beautiful.
13:21- long head line, wavy
Omg this indicates I shouldn’t get married 😂
I see the T.M. Lewin guy has changed careers.
Attachment line... It's not even there! That's why I'm single!!
Wow!. His voice is as good as David Attenboroughs 😮
I love this stuff. I'm quite certain there's more than a nugget of truth in much of it.
What does it mean when I have a massive, indented scar across my palm over my lines? Lmao
means you should be more careful next time! ;)
Welcome to Curtis Rob, AFTER DARK!
I don't believe this mess but . . . . i am looking at the lines on my hand regardless
Any lines coming from the palm COULD be from creasing and bending your hands over the years. Or - it could be from the things he said!
Yo real talk this wasn’t even fair. I didn’t stand a chance, I was out in like 6 min 😴😴
Chevrolet, Zebra, Palmistry
spat out my coffee
No ifs, ands or buts.
Yes
YES!
Ah, does anyone remember "Dr Peter John", old British guy who taught palmistry on YT. Used to be a favourite sleep tool before his channel suddenly disappeared 😭
Genuinely cannot believe how some guy one day saw that he has lines on his hands and said "yuuup im gonna be rich and live over 70"
great video
He said at the beginning that the lines can thicken up when you meet someone and fall deep in love. Kinda goes to show that nothing is set in stone
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
So where do you keep your “FEELING EGGS”
I did pinky thumb tip to tip and my lines got all smushed up! What does it mean!!
it means you better get busy living or get busy dying
@@ASMRLoopz that's god damn right
I know I should only watch this for asmr but I got a bit curious and I dont even have a relationship line LMAO i just got called forever alone by an asmr video
i have no attachment line.. it all makes sense now 😂
It's driving me nuts how he says "exspecially"
I'm impressed. He's not far from being correct about some things, if I check my palms. 😂
I was going to marry the love of my life. Then I found out our lines dont match. Worst day of my life. But like they say, the hand lines say what the heart lines cant.
Complete Bovine Scatology. But decent ASMR.
The study of cow poop?
We know; it is not needed to be mentioned.
What if all your lines are sticky?
Me having broken up last week, seeing the video now and noticing i have no attachment lines.. 🙄 🤭 😂
"If you have two lines , not one ..."Me who has none:wot?
I don't even have a line there 🤣
oh, I don't have this line at all. that explains a lot
The relaxing ASMR is negated by the aggravating nonsense.
It’s a draw.
This man's biro works upside down. What is this dark magic?
I have no attachment line, it's not there and i'm single all my life... Interesting.
Which line signifies pen ink poisoning?
There aren’t any triangle that are called triangles that they do?
Welp, I think I have no attachment lines 😅 Rip
Be sure to drink plenty of water folks
6:51pm
Nov,25,23 Saturday
I would really love to see loop of Cream pouring scene from Inglorious Basterds strudel scene.
that the beer scene?
@@ASMRLoopz no waiter pouring cream n putting it on strudel
@@덕패김 ah okay. I need to go back and watch that movie again
Is there actually any science to this? Or is it like the horoscope
Horoscope
I find stuff like this, horoscopes, tarot readings, etc have more of a placebo affect than actual base to them. People think their lines, horoscope, or reading do/mean something so strongly that it actually causes it to happen.
Horoscope
Basically i'd say horoscope , but i can point out one weird thing i experienced. When i was about 12 , a group of us looked at our lifelines, as best we could determine. We couldn't really find a life line on one kids hand. He died when he was about 16, never forgot that.
How many fucking hands have this man seen in his life? Is there a line that shows that? A line that says "Perhaps..this person have seen and analyzed the hands of others many times over" ?
Why is it always the quackery
Who else is looking at their hand right now?
only everybody ;)
Voice is nice. The rest is unproven, of course.
I have no line there should I be worried