The Tom Green Show - Condoms

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  • @SirHolySword
    @SirHolySword 7 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    "Abstinence? Do you wear that?"
    I'm dying

    • @ryline666
      @ryline666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But did you die?

    • @pablopiccaso7891
      @pablopiccaso7891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think she actually said "absanince"

    • @spidersense1472
      @spidersense1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's by Calvin Klein

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spidersense1472 No its made =by communist jesus himself!

    • @creamcheese746
      @creamcheese746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ssskskskksk

  • @LoneBerseker
    @LoneBerseker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "its the nineties...."
    what a time to have lived, good ol times man!

    • @IronMaidenDoD
      @IronMaidenDoD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Last decade of care free fun.

    • @MrFerjurowns
      @MrFerjurowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@IronMaidenDoD the early 2000s were good, too.

    • @Keniff443
      @Keniff443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best decade of my life

    • @Smoke1386
      @Smoke1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yup 90’s and early 2000’s.....I’m jealous of the technology kids now get to grow up with but I don’t think I’d trade the life I lived when I was younger for any of it....they’re going to miss out more then they’ll ever know
      I was born in 86

    • @btf1287
      @btf1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrFerjurowns only till about 2006, policing, thought control and all sorts of rubbish started there

  • @repdale
    @repdale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Hahaha, the dead eyes and vacant expression on his face as he rambles about making love. We love you, Tom.

    • @rellcity11
      @rellcity11 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was on drugs back than

  • @christianvalentin2558
    @christianvalentin2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "Although Al Capone died of syphilis, so there is a glamour to that"

    • @JelqtronZero
      @JelqtronZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      an element of

    • @Mi_Fa_Volare
      @Mi_Fa_Volare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard Lenin died of syphilis too. What kind of element does it bring to that?

    • @mutalix
      @mutalix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *nO wAy DiD hE aCtUaLlY sAy ThAt?!?!*
      *omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg...*
      */s*

  • @zhanikka5995
    @zhanikka5995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Love how he handled so well that nosey old lady.

    • @abbeykroeter
      @abbeykroeter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      mapa zhapa Right! I hate that type. Wish I was in my 20's back int he 1980's when I could deal with people like her much in the same way Tom did. Now I just don't have fun anymore lol.
      Seriously though, she didn't check to see if others found it funny, she just didn't find it funny, obviously brainwashed by rules and commandments, and miserable. Wants others to be like herself. Pathetic.

    • @eggiweggsi
      @eggiweggsi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      abbeykroeter Yep she's an old tart!

    • @MRBIG-ec9zh
      @MRBIG-ec9zh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fucking old complicated
      boring women!

    • @bradytube
      @bradytube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Look on the bright side, shes probably dead now.

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If it makes you feel better that old lady is probably dead now

  • @calebtennison9353
    @calebtennison9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Tom was ahead of his time. He is a national treasure.

    • @DerInspektor
      @DerInspektor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love canada, especially the holy trio RUSH and David Cronenberg.

    • @SiPPeR86
      @SiPPeR86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes back! TomGreen@youtube

    • @s.e.f8160
      @s.e.f8160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      International*

    • @bustedup
      @bustedup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out ”Dude, I Called It ” with Tom Green. 😆 talk about being ahead

    • @gonzaloabril9737
      @gonzaloabril9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is travelling the US in a van with his dog charlie I check him on Instagram.

  • @WesleyAPEX
    @WesleyAPEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Dressed like shaggy.

    • @lyrical7629
      @lyrical7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT TOO

    • @funtastic_8883
      @funtastic_8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GEEE SCOOB

    • @susdad
      @susdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. You like shaggy?

    • @susdad
      @susdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s hard for white guys with brown hair not to look like shaggy, being shaggy was created from a white man stereotype.. lol, what’s your point. Franklin looks like blacks people to me. What’s the difference?

    • @reverend_wintondupree
      @reverend_wintondupree 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "That Boy Ain't Right"

  • @snyc6542
    @snyc6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Tom is a comedic genius. He laid the ground work for shows like jackass and all the many prank TH-cam channels that followed.

    • @knt5429
      @knt5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk hes great in all but its not really true saying shows like this help shows like jackass be possible. Unless ofc The boys from jackass said so tthen thatd be true.

    • @TGSdanablack
      @TGSdanablack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mmmoendo your opinion buddy

    • @guccimane3731
      @guccimane3731 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real Nazi this clown didn’t inspire Jackass. This morons skits were never half as funny as any jackass stunt

    • @jonahjonah5579
      @jonahjonah5579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it unzips, just like your pants. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @A_Rando_Vlogger
      @A_Rando_Vlogger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@knt5429 they don't really have to recognize it in order for it to be a true statement by A NYC but okay ...

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    “You really think that’s funny?”
    -“Buying condoms?”
    Absolutely no hesitation, I can’t imagine being that quick at comebacks lol

    • @thomashaley1036
      @thomashaley1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also the Canadian people are so polite. Look up his old video from Canadian TV at Subway.

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Being a sarcastic smartass like my self, I usually respond like that to people

    • @jackgrimaldi8685
      @jackgrimaldi8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@boskostoybox
      Damn for real?
      Tell us all about it

    • @ryanzer0170
      @ryanzer0170 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't it revealed that most of it was planned??

    • @remyogun8270
      @remyogun8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackgrimaldi8685 👈🏿😂

  • @matisyahup613
    @matisyahup613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The nostalgia hits hard with this one.
    90s and early 2000s were great times.

    • @matisyahup613
      @matisyahup613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@UniversalStandard The Bush years (2001- 2007)
      we were watching the world crumble but things were still semi normal. From Obama and onwards..... goodbye world

    • @illegalalien200
      @illegalalien200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those years were the shit before the new generations became non binary pussies

    • @danklies9606
      @danklies9606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@illegalalien200 boomer moment

    • @orin6705
      @orin6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danklies9606 No, no...he's definitely got a point.

    • @jakehands
      @jakehands 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wish I had a time machine where I could go back to the 90e and buy condoms.

  • @cristianmurati1380
    @cristianmurati1380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    This is art.

  • @patrickbateman9204
    @patrickbateman9204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “Although Al Caponde did die of syphilis so their is an element of glammer to that” is such a good line, I don’t know how I just noticed it. Tom was way ahead of his time, The Godfather of podcasting. Doesn’t get the credit he’s deserved.

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 ปีที่แล้ว

      Godfather of podcasting? This has nothing in common with podcasting.

    • @Thr33-Quarters
      @Thr33-Quarters ปีที่แล้ว

      *glamour
      Tom was a loser who contributed to the degradation of society

    • @gnack420
      @gnack420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@5wheels178Tom Green had a wildly popular podcast well before they were a big thing.

    • @Josh-cw8by
      @Josh-cw8by 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gnack420 Yes. Joe Rogan had Tom Green on his show a few years back and gave Tom his flowers. Joe thanked him for inspiring him to make the JRE.

  • @77LeBon
    @77LeBon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I always liked his show more than jackass

  • @felipegonzalezweb
    @felipegonzalezweb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    i never thought i'd get to see Shaggy buying condoms

  • @cj222100
    @cj222100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I don't recall seeing this sketch back in the day, but I'm glad I'm at home watching this, because I'm dying 🤣

    • @kkrp6962
      @kkrp6962 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no you're dying? OMG I'm sorry to hear that 😨 I hope you get better and not die, if you haven't died already and can read this still.😢

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip

  • @tobi_versace
    @tobi_versace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    God Tom is a genius. So far ahead of his time. I absolutely loved this show. My heart is so happy he is uploading these clips. Love ya Tom. Thanks for all the laughs

    • @Ixions
      @Ixions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy Kaufman did it first

  • @FrogLedood
    @FrogLedood 11 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    the og of trolls

  • @jameswarner5878
    @jameswarner5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    He said it was the 90s and now I'm sad...

    • @mikeengland80
      @mikeengland80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right??

    • @anelisamorgan8590
      @anelisamorgan8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As am I, James... ☹

    • @herrsphinx9491
      @herrsphinx9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here in the north they play this commercial afterwards that is this 80's montage sounds. Makes me even sadder

  • @RocketHouse54
    @RocketHouse54 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm never looking at Scooby Doo the same way ever again.

  • @raymondvincent2017
    @raymondvincent2017 10 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    the cashier is sorta cute.

    • @gt_mustang_mark
      @gt_mustang_mark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Raymond Vincent Would you tongue punch her fart-box?

    • @dongdongvu1
      @dongdongvu1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looks like her

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'd punch her boob. (I'm just assuming that's how sex works, I've never actually done it)

    • @davidjatt3251
      @davidjatt3251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Garrettdx1988 AHAHAHAHAH!

    • @roketfingers
      @roketfingers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda looks like a young lauren holly

  • @Wildboy789789
    @Wildboy789789 11 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I know right lol "it must be weird for you holding my condoms, considering we both know where they'r gonna end up"... totally serious face lol

  • @mandi05
    @mandi05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Your humor was ahead of its time.

  • @CountOrlockTheBirdOfDeath
    @CountOrlockTheBirdOfDeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how he legit just explains the use of condoms

  • @NyQuilDonut
    @NyQuilDonut 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Nobody in the audience laughed at the Al Capone comment?!?! Ahh!!

  • @2385thebirdman
    @2385thebirdman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    it's 2017 and tom green show is still one of the funniest shows of all time

    • @videoschistosos7077
      @videoschistosos7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 2020 and the tom green show still going strong

    • @MrMustangMan
      @MrMustangMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@videoschistosos7077 2022 too

    • @TheMilkDistributor
      @TheMilkDistributor ปีที่แล้ว

      2023 and yep it's still the funniest thing there is

    • @stefankarlsson4652
      @stefankarlsson4652 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMilkDistributor You stole my line! :( Still 2023 though....

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent ปีที่แล้ว

      Well...... It's not the Green Tom show

  • @hollandaise84
    @hollandaise84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    These days people would just think he’s autistic. God the 90’s were great!

    • @TheDreamer452
      @TheDreamer452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @CypyCup he cured his austicism? Lmao

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My man, Tom Green is literally seen as a trailblazer of modern absurd humor. And even then, people would probably still see him autistic in the 90s, smh man...

    • @mrobscene2912
      @mrobscene2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @CypyCup lmao reading this gave me autism. Glad I can just go to the local CVS and get it cured.

    • @ftjm69
      @ftjm69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew someone who was like that and was talkative, and he looked just like him too.

    • @nikkoazz
      @nikkoazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CypyCup HEHE

  • @PoeLemic
    @PoeLemic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These videos are the GLORY DAYS of Tom Green. I miss his videos, because they were so kind and always uniquely funny. I loved him and grew up on his comedy.

  • @mistaneon
    @mistaneon 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I thought for sure this wasn't gonna be as funny as I remembered it, but nope, it still holds up

  • @nichole8609
    @nichole8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Tom Green show was literally my favorite show on MTV back in the 90's. Tom would crack me up when he would play jokes on Humplick.

  • @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
    @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    old lady is just pissed cause she aint gettin no lovin

    • @justinhunt4767
      @justinhunt4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably

    • @doordonotdonot
      @doordonotdonot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      she probably has an STD and is mad her partner didn't use condoms

  • @timobrien6499
    @timobrien6499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rediscovering Tom green! Man I used to love this in the 90’s early 2000’s! Thanks to Steve-o’s podcast I am rediscovering one of my childhood inspirations 🤘🏽🛹

  • @MaverickRenegade80
    @MaverickRenegade80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this again for the first time since it originally aired and wow. Thanks Tom Green for existing.

  • @excuzza
    @excuzza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I still swing by every now and again bro. True fans never go away.

  • @FPVREVIEWS
    @FPVREVIEWS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cashier made his change, rung up the register, and held in the laughter at the same time.

  • @gbigus74
    @gbigus74 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I teach 10th graders health (aka, sex ed) & these are types of clips I wish I could show in class.

    • @bobylopo
      @bobylopo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Show them this video.

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember back in the 90's one of the causes for teenage pregnancy was that young people were too afraid to purchase condoms. it would be a very useful lesson to show them.
      you should show this video in order to demonstrate that there is no shame in buying condoms, and in fact it can be a fun experience resulting in lolz and memes victory royale XD!

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude because its sensitive. Show it anyway god this generation are pussies no wonder why this dog shit generation sucks ass

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why couldn't you show this? Seems super vanilla.

  • @cfrincon
    @cfrincon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember way back in the day first seeing this and nearly falling down the couch from laughter!

  • @brentonhobson
    @brentonhobson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    do you sell any abstinence here?

    • @aaron115651
      @aaron115651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She literally said "no, we're all out" 🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aaron115651 literally?!

  • @ItZChamseejjj
    @ItZChamseejjj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    old but gold

  • @raymemichaels
    @raymemichaels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aaaaah, that bit brings back memories! I miss him. The Al Capone syphilis-glamour comment was hilarious!

  • @aestheticstorm
    @aestheticstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The unwavering deadpan delivery is what makes this work. Very few can pull it off.

  • @simonjack9699
    @simonjack9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg 😂😂😂 they dont make real relatable comedy like this anymore :( ❤ cant stop laughing.

  • @hekwon5717
    @hekwon5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i remember just smoking weed and watching this ... fucken hilirious ... the good ol days .... I use to record them on my vcr and rewatch ...

  • @averykevin47
    @averykevin47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    @1:55 I think it's really important to buy condoms because it's the 21 century. And we live in a society today were unplanned teen pregnancy has skyrocketed.

    • @catherinesalmon4505
      @catherinesalmon4505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget about stds!!!

    • @averykevin47
      @averykevin47 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Highdefinis Mooriticus So quick to insult somebody you don't even know. smdh

    • @dustyrhodes7394
      @dustyrhodes7394 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he said its important to buy condoms because its the 90's. Not because its the 21st century. Friggin stoner lmao

    • @all_invite_0hm
      @all_invite_0hm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And yet, teen pregnancies have actually fallen in the past 25 years.

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was the 20th century, chief

  • @marblesthecat3861
    @marblesthecat3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Is that like a jockey strap?"......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @djjoel1
    @djjoel1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    oh man classic Tom ... just nothing compares to this kind of comedy these days thank you Tom!!!! (by the way my neighbour was the ref in your soccer hooligans video!)

    • @jackpringle5327
      @jackpringle5327 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      eric andre has a similar style of street skits.

    • @walltape6722
      @walltape6722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      eric doesnt have the same kind of charisma and presence as tom. maybe its the height but tom seems so much more subtly confident that really gives him and edge. plus he was the OG

    • @thefuzzylegend8674
      @thefuzzylegend8674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love both but Eric's funnier tbh

    • @ghrtfhfgdfnfg
      @ghrtfhfgdfnfg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefuzzylegend8674 I like Eric but he’s a bit too absurd and over the top for me to prefer him over Tom

  • @GameBros-TTS
    @GameBros-TTS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is when comedy was classic and awesome. Best times ❤

  • @hayhay123121
    @hayhay123121 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    wish there were more people like him nowadays

  • @billpullen9627
    @billpullen9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He handled the old Karen perfectly lol

    • @aestheticstorm
      @aestheticstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I forgot Karens existed in the 90s.

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aestheticstorm they did!! We just called them Cunts. That morphed into Karens

  • @zerocool1344
    @zerocool1344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I miss the 90s, great times

  • @therealgoodcitizen9785
    @therealgoodcitizen9785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back again...rd2.....can't stop watching!!!! Bring back The Tom Green Show!!!

  • @HomelessNinjaKennedy
    @HomelessNinjaKennedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow I remember this episode. I freaking miss the 90s / early 2000s

  • @davidlake5550
    @davidlake5550 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Man of steel who started it all, Tom Green! Everything afterwards, was and is ,and will always, be second rate.

  • @seanowens8330
    @seanowens8330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His delivery is masterfully controlled. He completely owned that situation without chuckling or breaking character and just said what everyone is too afraid to say. Next time I get condoms I'm going to do it exactly like this.

  • @michaelairley2015
    @michaelairley2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant, great show

  • @romulocasas4906
    @romulocasas4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was watching this with my dad as a kid and he was like “do you even know what condoms are? Stop watching this” but I never did stop watching.

    • @remyogun8270
      @remyogun8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol...did he strike you?

  • @MrAllie-bf6zt
    @MrAllie-bf6zt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tom is the man!!! Miss that show!

  • @MohamedOmar-wc6mb
    @MohamedOmar-wc6mb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A legend

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Could you imagine this in 2020 omg people would be rioting just over this show 😂 bring it back!!

  • @sophiepoyser1385
    @sophiepoyser1385 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow Danny is on the top of his game with videos today

  • @mtbiker4life918
    @mtbiker4life918 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a pioneer! Loved his show.

  • @kylebrender5244
    @kylebrender5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom I watched Joe Rogans interview with you the other day at like 4am when I was on mushrooms lol. It sparked up a lot of memories from my teenage years watching your show. I loved you and still do. You have a lot of the same interests as me. I didn’t know you were a computer geek. That’s cool. I had no idea you had a lot to do with uploading videos and getting that idea out there. Dude you seem like a really good person and I just wish you the best in your life man. You made me laugh when I was a teenager and apparently you still do because these old vids are hilarious. THE SLUT MOBILE was my favorite.

    • @kylebrender5244
      @kylebrender5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam Stalker81 I was having an uncomfortable experience. You are right it is a waste but I truly needed to something to ground me to reality and Joe Rogans voice is mellow and watching the Tom Green interview helped me immensely. I haven’t integrated the lessons I learned the last GOOD trip I had 2 weeks before this experience and the mushrooms made it clear to me this nite to only come to the well when I’m thirsty. I’m 36 so taking psychedelics isn’t for getting high and escaping reality. I have come to respect this fungus deeply and I never underestimate their power. I figured since I was home alone I would have a good trip but like I said the mushrooms made it crystal clear to not come back until I truly need them. Tripping by myself is great and I am a loner in general but another thing the mushrooms told me is that I need to put myself out there and stop hiding from the world. There are people out there that love me and I need to return the love.

    • @simpsons721
      @simpsons721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylebrender5244 Check out David Googins

  • @chrissmith5148
    @chrissmith5148 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive had a hard week at work, and I needed that!

  • @mscottlawrence2037
    @mscottlawrence2037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom is the greatest

  • @backwoodsbully9841
    @backwoodsbully9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember watching this on MTV and Jackass. Wow! 20+ years ago.

  • @vinnievee5710
    @vinnievee5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s the funniest person of all time! Who else ended up here after seeing him on Drew Barrymores show?

    • @bdoug5316
      @bdoug5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trailer park boys

  • @rustynuts8668
    @rustynuts8668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man do I miss the 90s such a great time. Not so much now

  • @funnybonesbuck1745
    @funnybonesbuck1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever I buy condoms at the store I always make sure to get a good looking cashier at checkout

  • @willyblanks3809
    @willyblanks3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Miss these days.. hope you're doing great Tom.. and Dorothy. Tell her I hope she's doing well.

  • @krissyaviles
    @krissyaviles 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved the Tom green show

  • @Officialfashionontv
    @Officialfashionontv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the show 💯pure comedy like every ep 😂💯💯classic

  • @dorontsur
    @dorontsur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    IT'S SO PURPLE WHY IS IT SO PURPLE

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, blood tends to make the flesh darker... Oh, you meant the box. No clue.

  • @MotorCityMob
    @MotorCityMob 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I forgot how much I love tom green

  • @garnetnard4284
    @garnetnard4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have said for 20 years that Tom green is the Andy Kaufman of his era.

    • @csilt
      @csilt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup I said the same thing, he has that off kilter crazy element to his personality and inteligence

    • @fredleeland2464
      @fredleeland2464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Eric Andre is the Tom Green of his era

    • @UltrafineDeluxe
      @UltrafineDeluxe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fredleeland2464 Sam Hyde is the best version of this humor these days.

  • @WvlfCvlt
    @WvlfCvlt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Tom Green!

  • @RandomVideos2
    @RandomVideos2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    a jockey strap lol

  • @kristastic09
    @kristastic09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man of steel 😂😂😂

  • @SilverZealot
    @SilverZealot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a time to get this recommended.

  • @ryandonahue285
    @ryandonahue285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMFAO,. Tom your a Fool for that one 😂😉😂😂 😂

  • @Zumzizeroo17
    @Zumzizeroo17 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he's explaining his reasons of getting them. lol was I the only one who thought her grab the magnums though

  • @gummiewormproduction
    @gummiewormproduction หลายเดือนก่อน

    Around that time my friend step dad ran into Tom Green downtown and had Tom call my house, but only my dad was home. I brought this up to Tom at a Louis CK show recently and he completely changed the subject. I guess he's doesn't like people bring up memories they have of him.

  • @ShenShennerstein
    @ShenShennerstein 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Considering we both know where they're gonna end up..

  • @dampap3640
    @dampap3640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh dude.....good old days,hahahahah!!!many greetings from Greece Tom ;] take care!!!You ''burn'' my teenage period and on with my life,hahahahahah crazy days man!nasai panta kala aderfe!;]

  • @TF267
    @TF267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom Green is so damn funny!! Miss his show

  • @erfearnotbutgod
    @erfearnotbutgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Tom Green

  • @NEETdreams
    @NEETdreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The cool thing about the 90s was how everyone was always saying "It's the 90s."
    That died out in the 00s I think because nobody knew what to call them.
    The oh-ohs? The aughts? The two thousands?
    Then the 10's came and what do you call those?
    The tens? The teens? The twenty teens?

    • @chrisc7265
      @chrisc7265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's the twenties man, get with the times

    • @HipHopSlam
      @HipHopSlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @NEET.dreams -very good observation - I never thought about it before but I think you are right

    • @stevestevens9770
      @stevestevens9770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its the new millennia

    • @HipHopSlam
      @HipHopSlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevestevens9770 and these are the new roaring twenties

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the 21st century

  • @bobmalack481
    @bobmalack481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Abstinance, do you wear that?"..LOL!!

  • @InjuryDrums34
    @InjuryDrums34 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    HAHAHA next time im in health class and the teacher talks about abstinence im going to say "Is that a pill? Is it something you wear? Where can i buy it?"

  • @gregsvlogshow
    @gregsvlogshow ปีที่แล้ว

    perfectly handled! Tom was great in the beginning. He went down hill when he started to practice abstinence.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Abstinence didn't work for Virgin Mary.

  • @wallamazoo01
    @wallamazoo01 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came to watch this because I was watching this a lot as a kid, totally not appropriate, but someone said my personality was like Tom Green, so I needed to watch his early stuff again. Yup, I know where my humor inspiration cums from.

  • @jrodthompson7454
    @jrodthompson7454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's even funnier now. This is what the world needs

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's kinda disappeared though. Once he moved back to Ontario he's been quietly enjoying his life. Im sure he is still funny, but theres nothing to point to that would prove that

  • @goose003
    @goose003 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hell yea i dooo miss tom green also daaamn those were funny. "do u wear that " wow just funny

  • @gearhead5651
    @gearhead5651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao, classic tom green.

  • @barron8006
    @barron8006 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome. bring it back!!

  • @koonjar
    @koonjar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i opened my dresser drawer this morning and i saw the condoms i have in there, took one out and looked at the date, 3 years expired !! damn Im a loser !!

    • @Your_Face
      @Your_Face 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes you are

  • @MsTwon1
    @MsTwon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Miss these days

  • @wyattdawg
    @wyattdawg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    if only he had said condoms prevent cancer...

  • @shannonbright3458
    @shannonbright3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tim has always been ahead of time...but you know who else is truly timeless!...KAREN!! Hah

  • @206wildcard
    @206wildcard 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Loook at his HOOOOVES

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cloppity clop

    • @D33J3nk1
      @D33J3nk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cookncrook6902 how dare you

  • @stephenw9625
    @stephenw9625 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "do you wear that?" lmfao. not missing a beat. so fucking smooth.