These should be getting way more views. Tom Green's stuff predates all these stupid prankster videos and their "social experiments" on youtube. He was a pioneer.
He could have milked it more and followed him... Then when the old guy yelled out why the hell are you following me. Tom could reply with a simple " just wanted to see where you were going"
I like how he politely tells that good Samaritan not to get involved. It would've been great content but it isn't worth a stranger possibly getting hurt. Shows good character on Tom's part.
I never realized he's so ashamed of being a drunk, that he knows the answer to the question is he's going to the bar/liquor store, and it's probably only 2 or 3pm, so he's extra insecure about it so he turns his shame into intense anger at Tom for even reminding him of his lonely problem.
I remember when that aired... I was on vacation in the UK. Star Trek: Voyager "Live Fast and Prosper" ran on another channel. Two decades later, my memory does its weird thing and asks itself if something that old might find its way to TH-cam. I was not disappointed.
I cant believe I just found this channel lol I remember watching the Tom Green Show when I was a kid and he is def the OG of this style of comedy... Thanks this made me happy!
Tom, when i was a kid my dad used to take me to the thrift store all the time. One day i found a vhs tape called "something smells funny" and it made my life complete. I knew about you, but it was my first introduction to you. I still own that tape and this segment was on it. Thanks for posting this dude. You're the fucking best.
Man, this brings back some seriously amazing memories! I remember seeing commercials on MTV for this show prior to season 1 and thinking how amazing it was going to be...and it was! There was absolutely nothing like this beforehand and I shamelessly laughed my ass off with every episode. Tom had a way of being right on time with certain responses, like ~2:26 in this video. So many amazing moments like that. Thanks for posting all of these, Tom! You made my teenage years so much more bearable. =)
Eric Andre said he asked Tom how his street bits were always so funny and he said he'd just spend all day talking to people until he found a psychopath
This clip is such a jem ... this guy is amazing 🤣🤣🤣I cant stop laughing .. I liked your new lettuce 🥬 eating video Tom, people reactions are priceless.. much love dude 💚
I wonder how long this guy stewed about this confrontation or if he just forgot about it by them time his walk was over. People are so quick to allow their day to be ruined.
when someone comes up to ME and asks ME where I'm going, that's nobody else's business BUT.MY.OWN......you understand that?....yeah so what you ask me that for ***attacks**** -----this never stops being funny after 20 years
Actually he still lives in Ontario just outside of Windsor. His name is Ronald Harrison and he is 97 and still works at the same steel factory (Outland Steel) that he was working for back then.
He's definitely on his way to the parliament buildings.
bullshit to you he,s not going to the parliment buildings.
Hes never fucking been there before
He sounds like someone who works at the parliament buildings.
It's none of your damn business.
Shit who’s never been to the parliament building? What a loser lol 😂
Tom, you are a pioneer of entertainment and a true legend. These clips deserve more attention in todays media landscape
All of Canada's aggression manifested into one man.
Henry Hammond I’m Canadian and I approve of this comment.
There's an angry old guy like that inside all of us.
He needs a snickers
I think his name is Scott the Dick, South Park told us about him
They hold and election every 3 years for the single angry guy representative for Canada.
"Don't ask me any more questions or I'll hit ya."
"Why do ya wanna hit me?"
Underrated line, even the audience didn't laugh!
take a flyin fuck bud
These should be getting way more views. Tom Green's stuff predates all these stupid prankster videos and their "social experiments" on youtube. He was a pioneer.
The God Father of Viral Videos
Undead Nightorc unsung hero
too right, and the material is still better
Exactly
And I've laughed way harder at his stunts than the ones on jackass
I still ask my friends if they are going to the parliament building.
Do you like the parliament buildings?
@@kz-be3ri That’s none of your damn business!
@Streetbob Dyna Dude was more tanked then teiniman square
Where are you going?
@@kz-be3ri
Wow 😮😅🤣
In his mind Tom's thinking "Holy shit! This is GOLD!!!!!"
PRETTY SURE IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS
@@drpete0616 lmao dead
I literally just said that before I read this comment
10 years later haha
That old man was put on this earth for this exact reason. I thank the universe for that.
Jaret Wood lol ahh great comment
Hahahhaha I love it
His entire life amounted to your light enjoyment :)
Tom: "Did you have a bad day today?"
Bitter old man: "What the kinda day is that?"
Tom: "Uh, the opposite of a good day..."
"you seem like you're in a bad mood" 😂
Hey, that was in the video!
I warned ya!
one of the greatest moments in canadian television history
when the world found out us Canadians are not as friendly as everyone thinks lol
The other one is when your politicians were applauding a nazi in the parliament, along with the Ukrainian dictator.
i thought canadian were nice
Tom Green prolonged and milked this guy for all it's worth
Edward Bliss hahaha there was gold left for part 2
Yeah I do want that actually lmao
O yeah. Hahaha
He could have milked it more and followed him... Then when the old guy yelled out why the hell are you following me. Tom could reply with a simple " just wanted to see where you were going"
@@ohkay3644 🤣 that’s insane 😆
RIP to that old man from the 90s; he finally made it to wherever he was going.
Wherever he was going it is none of your damn business. Now go take a Flying F##k.
He went to the parliament buildings
He went to the holy flying F*** in the sky
He is 100% still alive.
@@chevalier7249 You never know.
Going to the Liquor Store
Hixxyclips or the bar
Lmao, yep
Coming FROM the liquor store.
And he was interfering with his business
I was look for this comment lmao
“The opposite of a good day.” That part kills me!! Thanks, Tom, for all of the laughs!! ❤️
End the end he should have asked him, "so where you going now?"
+Trap Music NOW. Or "Well, where are you coming from?"
+Trap Music NOW. End my day, people ended the end with a big 'END'. End yo face! End.
Trap Music NOW. hell ya man OMG lol can my baby dad looks exactly like him no word of a lie... lmao.
I love the slut mobile lmao
i don't think it's any of your damn business what he asked him in the end
As soon as the drunk old dude started to walk away Tom should have asked him, where he's going 😂
Sounds like something he’d do, I’m surprised he didn’t. I bet he figured he got plenty enough footage of him already.
Dammit, Mr. Lahey.
Thats exactly what I thought
Erik Sverreson Holmes awww... lahey was much better at being the liquor than this guy. This dude woulda scared bobandy off
😆😆😆 true that
I am the liquor
DAMN IT, RANDY!!!😂
I love the gentle struggle for the microphone.. so stereotypical Canadian!
"Who the hell are you?", "I'm myself."
Hahahaha yeah that unnoticed part is the funniest thing.
Take a flying fuck hahahaha.
@@daelinproudmore5068 I think that’s the best thing to say
@@daelinproudmore5068 you are lame
@Rimone Media None of your damn business!
I like how he politely tells that good Samaritan not to get involved. It would've been great content but it isn't worth a stranger possibly getting hurt. Shows good character on Tom's part.
nice work to the guy who said "i'm myself" that was a good one
such a canadian reply
I’m me and you are you
Classic quick witted Canadian XD
"Did you have a bad day today?" LOL, this has to be one of the best spontaneous interviews of all time!
lol "Don't ask me anymore question or I'll nail you one!"... Tom: "Why do you want to hit me?" hahaha
@JustinBieber fuck off
@JustinBieber yeah it was but k
We need total coverage!!!
"Whats a bad day?!" "uhh, an opposite of a good day?" LOL!!
The good ole 90's
Wow I didn't realize Hunter S. Thompson was on the Tom Green show
Chris V hah!!!!
This still cracks me up 20 yrs later.
20 yrs....
Still funny 3 decades later
After all these years it never gets old
I've watched this over 30 times and it never fails to make me laugh!
I never realized he's so ashamed of being a drunk, that he knows the answer to the question is he's going to the bar/liquor store, and it's probably only 2 or 3pm, so he's extra insecure about it so he turns his shame into intense anger at Tom for even reminding him of his lonely problem.
I kinda feel bad for the guy :/
When the old dude asked Tom where he was going, Tom shoulda said none of your damn business lol
Adam Beidler haha
Hed tryin but he is also keepin on his toes incase lol
Omg Yes!!
🤣🤣🤣
ROFLMAO XD
@3.18 the "Microphone Mele" will be forever timeless - Tom Green you are the GOAT of a generation 🎤💪💯
This is quite possibly my favourite Tom Green bit..... brilliant!
Without a doubt
Tom's control in this scene is legendary
Someone needs to make a sick "flying fuck" remix of that old man
working on it !
+INNERCORES well?...
+Numinor it is posted on my page check it.
www.soundcloud.com/innercores
INNERCORES you are the man! Shared it
It’s already all cool and distorted
I remember when that aired... I was on vacation in the UK. Star Trek: Voyager "Live Fast and Prosper" ran on another channel. Two decades later, my memory does its weird thing and asks itself if something that old might find its way to TH-cam. I was not disappointed.
Leave it to Tom to find the angriest bum in Canada :D
Yeah he wasn't very Canadian ... I think you stole of one ours!
Signed, The US of A
🤣
Was that man jim lahey?
@@fishin3196 None of your damn business
@@D33Lux Take a flying fuck!
this was my favorite thing on television when i was a kid (this segment in particular) and it still holds up!
He definitely yells at children that are in his yard.
It's 2024 and I still definitely think he was on his way to the parliament buildings.
This reminds me of my father.
Hubert Applebaum Brother, is that you?
Tom or the drunk?
A mean drunk just like my father.
Tom Green is a legend. It was 1998, The 1st Season Episode 2 of his comedic talk show The Tom Green Show.
We never got to find out where he was going
True, but we'll always know he wants people to take a flying fuck
he was definitely going to the parliment
He was probably going to get that flying fuck he kept talking about.
It's none of our business.
I don't think its any of -my- your god damn business.
Wow props to the mic company. Damn thing is indestructible. I recommend any actor, singer, host & MC seriously pick up whatever Tom is using.
Well wherever he was going, he wasn't on a schedule if he has the time to scream at somebody asking him where he's going.
Wherever he was going is none of your damn business
take a flying fuck
He was definitely late for his court date.
Dementia
Probably nowhere
Don't let the light-hearted T-shirt fool you, grandpa has a bad temper.
This and “Away we go” are forever in my head.
And away we ran!
It's sad how uptight & miserable some people are in the world
I'm guessing that was a typical Canadian.
the dude was slightly unhinged
Thinking exactly the same. Like when he did the under cutters pizza that guy came at him with a hammer.
I know right? I'm guessing he had some substance abuse problem or was homeless
Just wait until you're 80 with disabilities and some punk kids start pranking you. You'll be just as uptight and miserable.
“IIIII don’t think that’s any of your damn business.”😂😂😂
Damn this is classic, still remember watching this when it first came on TV.
i remember this it was so funny watching that old man go off lol
Bystander: "I'm myself" No truer words were ever spoken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant believe I just found this channel lol I remember watching the Tom Green Show when I was a kid and he is def the OG of this style of comedy... Thanks this made me happy!
God damn it, I'm back in high school, love it. Miss this show
Tom, when i was a kid my dad used to take me to the thrift store all the time. One day i found a vhs tape called "something smells funny" and it made my life complete. I knew about you, but it was my first introduction to you. I still own that tape and this segment was on it. Thanks for posting this dude. You're the fucking best.
Upload it to TH-cam
pure gold. one of the great tom green bits
I remember this like it was yesterday and it's as funny now as it was then.
How does Tom keep a straight face and not bust up laughing? Good stuff
Mickey was going to train Rocky.
This still cracks me up to this day.
He was on his way to the Zen Temple.
Had to keep from loling and waking up my kids.
Hes polite and well spoken. It separates him from trash “street comedy”
Man, this brings back some seriously amazing memories! I remember seeing commercials on MTV for this show prior to season 1 and thinking how amazing it was going to be...and it was! There was absolutely nothing like this beforehand and I shamelessly laughed my ass off with every episode. Tom had a way of being right on time with certain responses, like ~2:26 in this video. So many amazing moments like that. Thanks for posting all of these, Tom! You made my teenage years so much more bearable. =)
lmao....I remember watching this on TV with my older brother way back
Best Tom green yet.
"Am I gonna take on all three of yazz?" 🤣🕺🔥
I'd guess he was going to the Legion or the strip club.
empire or goingto the bus depot to get dollars for giving blowjobs. . .
nah dude, he was DEFINITELY going to the Parliament Building
Really wish he would have said, "hey where are you going with that?" When he took his mic muff. 😂😂😂
I like how Tom has a way of making other people look insane 😂
or maybe hes the only sane one
He doesn't need to make anyone look insane. They do that just fine by themselves.
Eric Andre said he asked Tom how his street bits were always so funny and he said he'd just spend all day talking to people until he found a psychopath
@@jasonl8720 Whats this interview? I'd love to see it.
Super funny, wish he did more stuff like this, just like he used to do when he was younger!!!😂😂😂
“Bullshit to you! I’m not going to the parliament buildings!”
I keep coming back to this. It's so hilarious for some reason. Hahaha haha! ✌️
Last week I went up to a homeless guy & asked him: Hey buddy, hey aah are you going to the parliament buildings?, he nailed me right in the mouth.
It’s none of your damn business where I’m going! 😂
this guy was probably a tough bastard in his day
Logic no but he seems quite confident in his ability to do violence. And he did get the mic.
One of the greatest shows ever to grace the internet. If not the greatest...lol Thanks Tom.
This clip is such a jem ... this guy is amazing 🤣🤣🤣I cant stop laughing .. I liked your new lettuce 🥬 eating video Tom, people reactions are priceless.. much love dude 💚
2:26 mark, the way he responds so quickly with “Blah blah blah”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was going to kill his ex wife lol
Exactly. He was going to wreck shop
1978BABY I think the moral of this story is never trust an old man with a fanny pack.
Probably already done, thus the old-age misery....
So relevant to what is happening in Ireland right now. Police asking ‘Where are you goin’?”
Omg this never gets old 😂
I like his spritz. that's some tenacity!
this was the best thing on tv back in the day. #1 skit IMO, close second to soccer hooligans and cow brained boat.
Poo on the mic in Jersey City was great too
I think there's noone as good as you Tom Green!!!
Take a flying fuck never gets old
Lmao!!! That was great!! Love Tom green! Heard him on “Not your moms house” podcast, it was so great! Behind the scenes talk is the shit!
When he takes the mic away and starts asking where he's going! 😂
Love how he comes at him with a karate stance, awesome!!
I’m sure Tom waited as long as he could to find the right wrong person to ask where they were going!!!
“Who he he’ll are you?” “I’m myself” haha best response.
"I'm myself" might be the worst response ever, to the question "who the hell are you?"
2:39
"I've asked a hundred people today where they were going".
I wonder how long this guy stewed about this confrontation or if he just forgot about it by them time his walk was over. People are so quick to allow their day to be ruined.
One of my all time favorites from the Tom Green Show. I think it's on one of Tom's movie I have, "Tonsil Hockey" and "Something Smells Funny".
when someone comes up to ME and asks ME where I'm going, that's nobody else's business BUT.MY.OWN......you understand that?....yeah so what you ask me that for ***attacks**** -----this never stops being funny after 20 years
One nut or two nuts, Tom you’re still awesome. U should have won BBC, it was yours. Sending love from Ontario. 💋🙏🏼❤️
"dont ask me any more questions, cuz i'll nail ya one"
"why do you wanna hit me?"
I was sitting waiting for a train today trying to make myself laugh and this was the only thing i could think of that makes me laugh to this minute
Since its 2023, ol dude has definitely passed on. RIP, and thanks for making such a funny segment
Actually he still lives in Ontario just outside of Windsor. His name is Ronald Harrison and he is 97 and still works at the same steel factory (Outland Steel) that he was working for back then.
@@55Porterso that’s where he was going.
I love how tom was still nice to the crazy guy