Beadwindow07 first off, his money comes from his tv work. Ever heard of Seinfeld? Second, why should he give his money away due to something his ancestor may have done (I have not seen this video and therefore can't say this is true or not)? Is he a slavemaster? Is he a bigot? Why does he owe anyone anything?
He really comes across as an average guy, wearing the bland outfits driving normal cars and caring about a $5 ticket even though he's a multi gazillionaire haha
+pontiac2 Most people would want what was promised. But the main thing for Larry was most certainly simply wanting to get out of there with no fuss, which would have meant the attendant (whom he was trying to talk to) simply lifting the gate.
I have an uncle in NYC, and I swear he's just like this guy. The fixation on stupid things, the neurotic humor, the helplessness when confronted with something as simple as a credit card swipe reader. He's hands down the worst driver I've ever seen, he lives in the city so I don't even know why he has a car. He talks really loud. Larry David is a comedy genius but a lot of his personality traits are common in NYC.
I might have to move to one of those neighborhoods someday. Years ago, I had a horrible, soul-sucking telemarketing job, and I had to call people from all over the country for follow-up interviews to the rip-off marketing scheme the company had already put them through. Most people were pretty dull, a lot of them hostile or disiniterested, but one lady made an impression I never forgot. Her voice and mannerisms reminded me of George Costanza's mother, and she had me in stitches throughout the interview. At the end, I asked her the scripted question: "Would you be interested in participating in another survey in the future," to which she replied, "Ugh...I could die." I've tried once or twice over the years to fit that expression into conversations, but I just don't have the magic.
your comment made me laugh...thats probably me when I get older....hell, the "helplessness" uover easy things hits me when im under pressure right now...LMAO
I love Larry David!! He is the common man in all of us. He is the one that screams, "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!" When we dare not admit that our thoughts turn that way. But they do. And we are. We are all Larry David, and it's only a matter of how much we allow ourselves to accept our true nature.
I would have waited in line for an hour if I had Larry David in front of me having this happen to him. I could have had a child being born at a local hospital and be on the way to it, and be held up by this, and still be just happy to sit and watch this rather than make it to the birth.
+Jason White For the imbeciles in TMZ this is a national issue deserving to be in the news. They just need to ruin anyone's reputation for their ratings.
@2:40 onward, I could totally see that conversation happening between George and Jerry. "I couldn't swipe it, Jerry. I couldn't SWIPE IT!" (Kramer barges in) "So George, I heard about your little meltdown at the parking garage". "Gah! I couldn't swipe it!"
Another Seinfeld show-esque vocab word! I love it- hearing him recount this story, you can totally tell where so much of the Seinfeld script came from. "I'm not a good swiper!"
Had a similar incident in Rome -- picked up our rental car & got a card to exit the garage from the attendant. Had to drive all the way back to his booth & he had to go with us to the exit. 10 mins later the bloody thing finally opened!
100% with Larry on the card swipe It’s not just 4 times, it’s essentially infinite times, because you could also be doing it upside down, and it negates it after a certain amount of tries like Larry said Hate em
If you don't hit the right one the first time then you have to try two more times, but that doesn't mean those were wrong. It's in the wrong sequence. The confusion comes from the complexity. It's a combination lock with one right answer. It's tempting me to drive off and become a criminal or force me to run out of gas on the side of the road so I don't have to face this embarrassment. Those are the only two options criminal or schlub; and I don't think I have the confidence to be a criminal.
It comforts me so much knowing he's actually this guy
it comforts me so much knowing you´re actually that guy
@PoonkAmi I've been in the danger zone
PoonkAmi 🤣
He has said that “TV Larry” is just him with a lack of a filter
I don't like Seinfeld, but Larry David is awesome.
Jerry: "Just pay the five dollars."
George: "They said two hours are for free, Jerry! TWO HOURS!"
I'm hearing their voices on this one, with the hand gestures added
JacksInn lol nice
Lol I like the way he screams 2 HOURS... 😂😂😂
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!
Exactly. George it's based off of him. Jason Alexander nailed it.
"I'm not a good swiper." Classic Seinfeld line right there.
+Rasectos Fuckin' A
+Rasectos . . I laughed when I pictured Jerry saying it with his high-pitched voice haha
+Rasectos "You can't swipe things?"
"No, I can't swipe."
Pure Seinfeld.
+Rasectos ikr, I totally heard this whole interview as George Costanza
It would go down more like:
I'm not a good swiper.
Not a good swiper?
I never swipe.
Who doesnt swipe?
No swipe!
curb your enthusiasm is basically a documentary
🤣🤣 good one
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
So was Seinfeld
He's the genius behind Seinfeld.
I like how Larry David always wears the exact same outfit
likeriver Always those same fucking jackets, and sneakers/tennis shoes.
iamhim mr hushpuppies rumpled suit look
+likeriver he's actually just a cartoon character
+likeriver Well, you shouldn't try changing perfection.
And yes, he is a very sexy man. ;D
+likeriver Just like Ronald McDonald. And David Lynch.
Wow, his life IS Curb Your Enthusiasm
heatedfrost mine too, kind of, thats why I love Seinfeld and Curb
LD is my spirit animal
heatedfrost but everyone stuck on George Castanza.
Yup I met him and I confirm that
I just recently learned he's basically a billionaire (worth $900k+) and that makes his personality so much more interesting.
"I thought someone was overseeing this, we were left to our own devices!"
that was like a comedy orgazm for conana, he was like yessssss!
😂😂😂
lol at the girl filming, "it's fuckin larry david" hahaha
Love it
ADULT WOMAN.
A total Curb Your Enthusiasm moment.
THEDARKKNIGHT1939 it was on season 1!!!
800 !
Every word that leaves his mouth could pass for a Seinfeld quote.
+Mark Shull costanza ahah
I GET TWO HOURS FOR FREE!
WE HAD A DEAL!!!!!!!
Purple Crayon little known fact: larry david actually wrote the hit US tv show seinfeld
I like how Larry is worth damn near a billion dollars but will argue with a machine over 5 bucks lol.
😛
Hes a jew
Juice
@@andersonaldo1340 I was looking for the racist, found it
@@andersonaldo1340 calm down Adolf
50% of the comments: "It's just like a Seinfeld episode!"
other 50%: "It's just like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode!"
Like he didn’t write them shows based on his real life lmao
What about the percentage of people who pointlessly perform meta-analysis of the comment section?
100% Larry David
They're both correct.
George: "I'm not a good swiper. I can't swipe."
Jerry: "No swipe?"
George: "No swipe!!"
Sounds like dorothy and scarecrow talking to tin man - "No heart??" "No heart"
Wow i can hear this
If my parents had a mantle, I'd be a completely different person
I like when Conan genuinely vibes with his guests.
This time was not one of those times. He does not get Larry David.
@@JeremyGalloway .. He doesn't? Conan played along perfectly and was one of his funniest interviews.
@@JeremyGalloway I feel like he played off him perfectly
The girl filming got herself a free personal screening of the season premier.
I love how she laughs about it. So cute. So funny.
@@naraposthumus8478 She's actually a Nazi. She was laughing because she likes seeing Jews in distress.
@@naraposthumus8478 Quite obnoxious the way she laughed.
@@IronMan-tk8uc shut up lol
@@guidadiehl9176 😄 🤣
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
"Everybody out the channel! The channel's gonna blow!"
Super987987 easy, big fellow!
Super987987 😭😭😭😭
This entire story could be an episode for Seinfeld, with George in Larry's place
"I'm not a good swiper, Jerry"
"You can't swipe?"
"Can't swipe!"
thats was good
That's gold, Rinraiden, GOLD!
Larry Is Getting Upset!!
I'm pretty sure his money comes from his TV work dude... it doesn't seem like he grew up in any wealth.
Beadwindow07 first off, his money comes from his tv work. Ever heard of Seinfeld? Second, why should he give his money away due to something his ancestor may have done (I have not seen this video and therefore can't say this is true or not)? Is he a slavemaster? Is he a bigot? Why does he owe anyone anything?
Oh man, he IS GEORGE.
+Xentradi97 I think David has said before that George is a character made to represent himself in the show seinfeld
Roberto Cruz yes but didn't know just how George he was.
+Xentradi97 you should see curb your enthusiasm , it is like a George spin off!
+hmood07 I like curb more than seinfeld.
Close. George IS LARRY.
He really comes across as an average guy, wearing the bland outfits driving normal cars and caring about a $5 ticket even though he's a multi gazillionaire haha
jtm87 That's just called being jewish
pontiac2 Oy Vey
pontiac2 He's not jewish, he's jew-ish
+jtm87 THE FIRST TWO HOURS WERE FREE!!!
+pontiac2 Most people would want what was promised. But the main thing for Larry was most certainly simply wanting to get out of there with no fuss, which would have meant the attendant (whom he was trying to talk to) simply lifting the gate.
I have an uncle in NYC, and I swear he's just like this guy. The fixation on stupid things, the neurotic humor, the helplessness when confronted with something as simple as a credit card swipe reader. He's hands down the worst driver I've ever seen, he lives in the city so I don't even know why he has a car. He talks really loud. Larry David is a comedy genius but a lot of his personality traits are common in NYC.
I might have to move to one of those neighborhoods someday. Years ago, I had a horrible, soul-sucking telemarketing job, and I had to call people from all over the country for follow-up interviews to the rip-off marketing scheme the company had already put them through. Most people were pretty dull, a lot of them hostile or disiniterested, but one lady made an impression I never forgot. Her voice and mannerisms reminded me of George Costanza's mother, and she had me in stitches throughout the interview. At the end, I asked her the scripted question: "Would you be interested in participating in another survey in the future," to which she replied, "Ugh...I could die." I've tried once or twice over the years to fit that expression into conversations, but I just don't have the magic.
So this uncle; is he married? XD #AskingForAFriend
2009ajAJ To my aunt, yes.
your comment made me laugh...thats probably me when I get older....hell, the "helplessness" uover easy things hits me when im under pressure right now...LMAO
Yes Jews are common in nyc
I love Larry David!! He is the common man in all of us. He is the one that screams, "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!" When we dare not admit that our thoughts turn that way. But they do. And we are. We are all Larry David, and it's only a matter of how much we allow ourselves to accept our true nature.
So true haha well said! :)
Well said
Is everybody, That's what she said, bwahaha
zRouth r
Larry David has the first few presidents of the nation-style hair lol
#martinvanburen
He has Jew hair
LOL!
It's a Jew
Looks good on him! 😁
This man's a genius. He literally turned an interview into a Seinfeld episode.
Because Seinfeld and Curb is just based on his life lmao
did anyone else watch that with the curb music playing in their head
i definitely did
I like to think that his life is basically the show
He is the Same Exact Person in Curb as in Real Life
yeah, hence the premise of the show.
They don't rehearse. Most of the dialogues are improvised.
brilliant. Its like watching an episode of curb get written.
I would have waited in line for an hour if I had Larry David in front of me having this happen to him. I could have had a child being born at a local hospital and be on the way to it, and be held up by this, and still be just happy to sit and watch this rather than make it to the birth.
Zdawg1029 Yeah, I might have purposely helped him incorrectly just to see the situation continue as the machine didn't work.
@@TheLockon00 SAME 😂😂
Meltdown? More like a minor inconvenience.
+Jason White exactly
+Jason White For the imbeciles in TMZ this is a national issue deserving to be in the news. They just need to ruin anyone's reputation for their ratings.
Not for Larry David.
Something of a minor hiccup...
@@lcarthel More like a minor disturbance
Conan, "Your life is a living hell"
Larry, "No, no it'sjust some swiping problem" 😂
Only Larry David can make trivial matters sound so interesting XD
I love the perpetual look of "I"m joking" on Larry David's face. His entire life is one big joke, and he's in on it. One of the greats!
@2:40 onward, I could totally see that conversation happening between George and Jerry. "I couldn't swipe it, Jerry. I couldn't SWIPE IT!" (Kramer barges in) "So George, I heard about your little meltdown at the parking garage". "Gah! I couldn't swipe it!"
I could listen to him discuss anything and be entertained for hours. C'mon Larry, bring back Curb!
got your wish
Yup!
Jaqen H'ghar I know! I want to know when it'll be out!!
Soon!
It's back
Larry NEVER disappoints.
He is simply blessed with innate ability of generating classic comedy moments anytime anywhere anyway possible. Love LD.
I'm here 9 years later and Larry David still looks exactly the same.
He has looked old so long its like hes ageless...kinda like Steve Martin
It's like a real life curb episode
It's mind-blowing to know that your favourite character is a real person. Bless you Larry David.
He's really funny and believable. I mean you can tell thats his personality and he makes no excuses. Great comedic genius!
Lol, yeah he is the poster boy for being neurotic...
Kevin Stott
Woody Allen is still alive, damnit!
9 years later ur still a dork@@kevinstott9093
lol episode of seinfeld right there "The Bad Swiper"
Probably Larry's best late night show appearances. I'm cackling the whole way through!
“It’s a MACHINE! I get no answer” lmaooooo
Larry David and Norm Macdonald make me laugh
Has Norm ever been on the show? That would be awesome. They are two of most laugh out loud men alive
He has , many times actually , look it up its lots of fun
this dude is never going to run out of material.
Hearing larry talk sounds like a Seinfeld script. This is the exact situation from Seinfeld, i love it
that's not a meltdown.. that's Larry David 101.
Being stuck behind Larry in that situation would be objectively hilarious.
His day to day life and how he thinks is a Seinfeld and Curb episode. He always thinks about nothing.
Larry David is seriously my absolute favorite person. :)
0:14 HE DID IT HE DID THE GEORGE THING WITH HIS MOUTH
"I'm not a good swiper, Conan"
"You can't swipe things?"
"No i can't swipe"
Classic Larry David
Two of my favorite comedians talking to each other, amazing.
Two of the most brilliant comedy writers of all time
This should be incorporated into the new season :P
"I thought maybe somebody was overseeing this...but we're left to our own devices."
He's a philosopher too..
This man is a living breathing Seinfeld episode. I love him 😍
lol meltdown yeah right. the media is bored as funk.
His life is the Seinfeld universe.
His entire life is narrated by slap bass and brass stingers.
@@voxlvalyx Funnily enough the "slap bass" in Seinfeld was actually played on an electric keyboard.
funniest man alive
+Marius Haugan Sorry if this reply is 9 months old, but Robin Williams is the funniest man alive
***** I don't know what you're talking about
I'm so glad he's bringing Curb back
This could be the first episode of Season 10. MAKE IT HAPPEN LARRY!
"I'm a bad swiper, I can't swipe!" sounds like something George or Kramer would say hahaha
How 'Seinfeld' was that credit card bit? that's a straight out Seinfeld episode haha, love it. Best humour.
Larry David is my spirit animal.
lol good one dude
Another Seinfeld show-esque vocab word! I love it- hearing him recount this story, you can totally tell where so much of the Seinfeld script came from.
"I'm not a good swiper!"
Reminds me of the Curb episode where larry takes viagra. "Are you juicing larry? What no! I could put those numbers up anytime!"
2:52 When you can just give a look and get genuine laughs, you're a great comedian.
The best person to talk about normal things!
Her giggles somehow make it funnier 🤣
“You were impotent?”
“Once or twice”
Amazing
It's an elephant in the room
I love how other people applaud when they show scenes from actors new movies or singers new songs but Larry gets applause for being himself
3:48 Larry David's so funny he actually made Conan go full Jimmy Fallon lmaooo
such a seinfeld moment
I love how thrilled Conan seems about all this.
Conan loves Larry
Greatest old man ever.
2:46 That "I just discovered a bit" smirk lmao, both him and conan know what's coming
3:22 Conan hit that migos flow. Someone pls make this into a song
It's reassuring to learn that he's exactly the same in real life as he is in Curb.
Just can't get enough of Larry David sometimes.
Larry's late night appearances are all homeruns, hysterical
Larry still has it. Funny as hell.
And he said he run out of ideas for Seinfeld?, this would make a great episode HAHAHA
He moved on and implemented his ideas on Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which he stars as himself and way funnier then Seinfeld
I love his comedy it's brilliant GET ON SEASON 9!!
Dylan Watson ;)
The funniest part about this is that one of the early episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm is a lot like this. The Interior Decorator episode.
Season 9 please!
Can’t believe this is my first time listening to this guy, he’s on another level.
So funny how the lady sees its Larry David and then helps him. She must have thought she was on an episode of Curb
Larry David is to sarcasm & honesty, that Robert Downey Jr. is to cool & tech 🤣
Inseparable!
Had a similar incident in Rome -- picked up our rental car & got a card to exit the garage from the attendant. Had to drive all the way back to his booth & he had to go with us to the exit. 10 mins later the bloody thing finally opened!
tommyt1971 dilligaf
This was literally in the first episode of Curb.
This is so good. Omg
4:05 after he says "I've had it," he knew that was enough bait for Conan to chime in and preemptively prepared his retort. Such a stratego.
Amazing this guy is who he is on TV. 24/7
“You have to discuss it” Larry bloody legend
100% with Larry on the card swipe
It’s not just 4 times, it’s essentially infinite times, because you could also be doing it upside down, and it negates it after a certain amount of tries like Larry said
Hate em
If you don't hit the right one the first time then you have to try two more times, but that doesn't mean those were wrong. It's in the wrong sequence. The confusion comes from the complexity. It's a combination lock with one right answer. It's tempting me to drive off and become a criminal or force me to run out of gas on the side of the road so I don't have to face this embarrassment. Those are the only two options criminal or schlub; and I don't think I have the confidence to be a criminal.
Two kinds of people in this world, the woman who got out of her car to help, and the one who was filming
Larry David is literally me
This is killing me. The giggling girl taking the video realizing who that idiot is. 😂
I love the fact that he’s a multi millionaire and is arguing over the first 2 hours being free 😂😂
A penny saved is a penny earned. Finally I had the opportunity to say that. Score🙌🏻