Larry David Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Host Larry David explains what he has in common with Quasimodo and shares a disturbing trend he's noticed about the men being accused of sexual harassment.
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When he talks you can hear the Seinfeld cadence. “I told her about the hump!! Shes cool with the hump!!” Larry David’s a brilliant comedian.
I think it was "cool with the hump", but other than that I agree with your comment.
Where do you think "the Seinfeld cadence" comes from?
@@harrypierson6489 I think that's the point he was making...
You heard that but you didnt hear Cool
Absolutely.....😆😆
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
George Carlin
DEATHROW ELITE yes
JonneyETV it's a shame what society has succumb to.
DEATHROW ELITE also Carlin was the first to piss of a lot of people with an SNL monologue
Murad Diab Carlin was a comedy genius! I'll have to look they monologue up! :)
It has to be funny though. Some comics cross the line for the sake of crossing.
“Audience clapping”
Larry: alright that’s enough
He’s so humble.
The only ppl. Clapping are degenerate scum, pissing on a picture of Jesus is going to far
I think I know a good opening line in a concentration camp.
"... So... What's your number..?"
If she turned him down and as a reason she said im having a shower, like the old excuse washing my hair
I’m late to the party but that’s hilarious.
He should of closed with that line.
Really good one man
so... did you see the soccer game today?
He truly doesn’t care if the audience laughs at his jokes. Love this guy!!
He certainly used to, has def become more relaxed with age
He did, he use to cut his shows short and scream at the audience if they didn't laugh.
The only comedian that truly didn't care about his jokes bombing was Norm Macdonald. A master of not giving a shit.
Norm was like that, too.
@@yuriydisman6829Yes, Norm had that too. He was working on what was funny. If it didn't hit with the audience, all the better.
“THATS OFFENSIVE TO JEWS”
“I’m Jewish and I’m not offended”
“SHUT UP THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU”
Quit reflecting, the criticism are mainly by jewish people.
@@eliza1826 You realize Larry is Jewish too, right?
Curb theme starts playing
I despise this snowflake generation smh
Which part were they offended about? Is it cut from the video or something?
After being a Seinfeld fan everytime I see Larry I can't believe how good Jason Alexander was. George Costanza in every way 👏🏻
After a few episodes Alexander realized he had to portray George as the person he truly was, Larry David. Most of the weird stories on the show came from David's real life experiences. Some great TH-cam interviews with Jason on this.
George was def based off of Larry....love this guy
Seinfeld - "Larry David’s lucky friend"
Larry David's mind is genius. This whole monologue just proved how great a writer he is.
He is a vile piece of crap, and pissing on a picture of Jesus is not cool!!!!!
This was classic Larry. I am truly confused as to why so many are offended by this. This was just classic comedy.
Yes, Jewish and British humor is usually dry but very hysterical if you keep following it. It's all a matter of taste and I personally love larry's humor no matter what the content.
Big fan of Larry David. Don't see what all the fuss is. This is the kind of humor on Curb. People are getting so sensitive these days.
because it is anti Semitic and is therefore a hate crime.
legal action is necessary
Are you jewish?
It was terrible
I was waiting for him to say something offensive and he literally didn’t.
They scripted him. That quasimodo bit was hilarious on conan a few years ago. They made him change key words.
@Ryan J Even the Dentist?
have to play that caust' card relentlessly.
I love Larry! Even when his jokes bomb he still manages to be extremely charismatic and entertaining.
He won't admit to it, but he relishes the bomb. It feeds him. It's his energy source. It's... well, it's basically George Costanza. George is his armor against a "bad" joke.
"Quasi listen to me, I told her about the hump. SHE'S COOL WITH THE HUMP!" 😂 Larry David can deliver
saw Twitter headline didn't even read it, I wanted to come find the video for my self and judge, just him making jokes, there is no malicious intentions behind them whatsoever
Fernando Chavez Thanks for letting us know
What did the Twitter headline say?
Ain't that most of the outrage stories you find on twitter nowadays?
Exactly my reaction to the news too. I'm as pro jewish as a non jew gets, and I found the jokes funny. It's not making fun of the suffering in the camps, just the awkwardness of his scenario.
"Is it me, or is it the whole 'thing'?" is a genius punchline and curse anyone who can't see it.
Only a couple of people from twitter found this offensive, and the whole world had to know about it
Happiness Bunny people get triggered easily on both sides. they just like to project
the reverse trigger effect
Happiness Bunny Yeah, honestly no one was even that mad. It was just a couple of people and Twitter tried to make it a big deal. I mean, just look at the like to dislike ratio. It says it all. Same as most videos on TH-cam
RRRREeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Twitter gets triggered over everything
"I was desperate and yet...I was very particular." Haha. I resemble that. You continue to be one of my favorites LD!
The fact that all of quasimodos friends are gargoyles made this so much funnier
"In comedy not everyone should be laughing, 50 percent should be laughing and the other half should be fucking horrified" - Patrice O-Neal
Larry is a god,
And I feel pity for those that love to hate on laughter
Blake Anthony and about every normal sane thinking person is horrified so u have u and ur grp of nasty freaks are about .5 percent so ur wrong here
Really?!?!?! I don't think so!
nah the normal people are laughing, the snow flakes are melting
Blake Anthony well I'm like the odd 1% here but I don't find this monologue funny or offensive
Except nobody was laughing after the 5 minute mark.
There will never be enough Larry David content on the internet
Larry David, easily my favorite Jew.
John Vena he's a great jew
A credit to his race
Totally, if there is such a thing
@@whatsup4152You of course remember in "Curb" he whistled some Wagner theme whilst loitering in front of a LA movie theater.Got called " a self loathing Jew". Yeah. The skin is too thin on too many people.
Mine is seth rogan
"Is it me, or is it the whole thing?"
He is a classic. Absolutely hilarious.
It's weird that Bernie Sanders is making all these Jew jokes...
A. Joseph lmfao
That's not Bernie Sanders & doesn't even look like him. Maybe you need glasses.
Larry David and Bernie Sanders are related. Who would have known? Anti-Semitic? Mel Brooks is anti-semitic! It's called self depreciation. A very jewish thing.
na im jewish & the joke is type funny lmaoo
its true like if ur waiting in line for a concentration camp there *really* are no pick up lines
A. Joseph ur a bitch lol
Quasimoto skit was basically the scene with George asking about the blind date
More specifically, it was Michael the blind pianist from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry has such a unique charisma...it's impossible to root against him :-)
Because they perfectionized their deception skills. Charisma is why all the major Hollywood Stars are still being worshipped, even though they got exposed big time for pedophilia, satanism etc.
Fucking serious ??? This is what everyone is complaining about ??
This is what everyone is freaking out about??? God lord... get a life people
For real... twitter was going off and tbh this shit was weak
Nobody is actually offended. They say they are to show how good and pure they are to everyone else. This will be forgotten about in the next few days when something else "offensive" shows up.
Too bad. He should have made a joke about those dumb .... and then you would be screaming. LOL.
I saw the "offended by LD's opening monologue on snl..." and came to yt to watch it.
Umm. Seriously people?!
And even more so - why am I still surprised by -people's- American's ability to be offended by ridiculous, inconsequential things?
I've said for, hell, well over a decade now? forget baseball and apple pie, being offended over petty, stupid shit is now the American pastime/Americana.
Being offended doesn't make you right.
Save being offended for actual things. Like maybe the *real* issues LD jokes about here?
And yes, humor is an important part of the healing process.
Are we so far removed, time wise, from the up-swell of the rape culture being revealed in such a high profile way to want healing? Absolutely not. Will humor reel in some of the anger enough to actually deal with it in a rational manor? I think so.
And, again yes, I say this as both an American and a person who was raped as a child.
Fight the good fight, people. Not the showy, and quite frankly, _self_ serving one.
But if he supported trump then you'd be like 😢😢😢😢
This was basically the Seinfeld episode with George and that girl that said:
" Looks are not that important to me "
LOL
It's his material because he wrote it why shouldn't he able to use it whenever he wants?
Zep head
I understand being retarted is fashionable these days, but please point where did I say he can't use his material anymore? We're waiting...
@@SpaghettiKillah Who's we?
Zep head
Me & Joe
God, I love Larry. All his neurotic quirks and nervous energy is so endearing to me.
Larry David gives absolutely 0 fucks. Go Larry!
Go where?
The moment the audience didn’t know if they should laugh or not is hilarious
Larry looks exactly the same as he did when curb your enthusiasm started!
I came to watch this after the controversy, and the bit about him being a good jewish role model had me rolling on the floor.
This guy is truly a comedic genius.
seriously, if THIS stuff offends you for... you NEED to see a therapist. .Honestly. It's not normal to get offended by something so tame. It's a joke, you KNOW going into it that it's not supposed to be taken seriously.
So how can you possibly be offended?
Hughezy Entertainment are you kidding, SJW's get offended by a sneeze.
Um... sneezes are discriminatory against coughs. How dare you? Lol
oy vey....
People that have no real power or control in their lives, tend to sit back, wait, and look for ways to control other situations like this stand-up act. They think to themselves, "I didn't get the joke, so everyone else should be offended with me!" Pathetic right? Dumb, stupid humans.
You don't have a problem with Larry David saying he'd want to hit on women in concentration camps?? Which was directly following his comments about Harvey Weinstein's sexual assaults and rape accusations??
People are so angry on twitter about this
This is going to be amazing
Yeah but he brought that up too.
Shhhh, don't bring more attention to what jews do.
Yeah he changed the subject pretty quickly from "jews are guilty" to "feel bad for jews." Pretty crafty jew
Mary A and that they are jews, from louis ck to weinstein to matt lauer et etc etc
A voice and persona so genuine and pleasant
Larry is such a brilliant comedian.
He wore the EXACT same thing for his monologue the last time he hosted.
The second time Ray Romano hosted he recycled at least one bit from his first monologue. I would have been okay with it but his presentation was very unenthusiastic.
Funny, Richard Lewis essentially wears the same thing every day too lol.
He's looked the same since Season One of Curb
Larry David no fucks given 😂😂😂
River: So didn't Steve Jobs.
"I don't caaaare " -Jerry Seinfeld
As a Jew, I can rest assure those who think they need to be offended on my behalf, I found it somewhat humorous and, at most, a little shocking. Not at all offensive. He's Jewish, he understands the severity of the Holocaust, he knew where to draw the line and just how far he could cross over it. In fact, this was quite tame in comparison to his usual stuff. I'm hearing about all this ridiculous controversy over this very much benign bit and it reminds me of a Instagram post from a few years back that said, "Don't call a Jewish person a Jew because it's offensive." One of the dumbest things I've ever read in my life and most definitely not written by an actual Jewish person. Lesson to be learned: yes, there are insensitive and ignorant things people shouldn't say, but that doesn't mean get mad at humor because it does exactly what humor is supposed to do, shock the audience.
@Desiree Silva do you actually know that "Silva" is a last name of Sephardi origin?
Desiree Silva it is Hispanic, but A lot of their last names are of Sephardi origin since there were many Jewish families there
@Desiree Silva The site you shared doesn't show any Spanish/portuguese names. I am 1/8 Jewish (although my last name isn't Silva like my user name). The thing about Sephardi Jews is that most families have been incorporated into the common Iberian locals. This means a lot of typical Iberian last names are from Sephardi origin.
Here a Spanish website www.tarbutsefarad.com/apellidos-judios/lista-apellidos-judios.html
tap on the letter S and you will read Silva there
Thank you for being you Larry David! You delivery was great and people just need to lighten up and start looking at everything from different perpspectives. NEVER apologize for your talents. We love and need your voice.
Ok, I came here because Twitter made it seem like he did some horrible jokes that didn’t land. I thought he was funny. The audience seemed to enjoy it.
Fun fact: "You tolerate me! You really, really tolerate me!", was a great line from improv comedian, and fellow bald man, Colin Mochrie on the original run of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'
Great to see Larry quoting the classics!
He needs his own Netflix stand up special
That will be amazing.
@@pablosarti1216 you can find his "HBO Special" from 1999 here on youtube, it was called "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
truer words have never been spoken
@@harrypierson6489 if you watch that you’ll see how Larry having a show would play out
Comedy still lives! Thank you, Larry!
just started watching curb your enthusiasm for the first time and i’m on the second season. I love it
started it a month ago tho 😅
Larry is funny, but you know Social Media is going to blow up over some of the things said. I enjoyed it, the same ol Larry.
No it won't! He is Jewish - Jewish people (and black people) have the free speech pass.
Hilarious. He's a real gift to be able to poke fun at sometime so tragic. That's the essence of comedy!
Having the balls to say what no one else will while making you laugh at the same time should be applauded iin this day and age not the cause of outrage. LD is a OG in my book. If ppl are pissed at you you’re on the right track!
It's how we deal with cultural tragedy. My grandfather woke up screaming almost every single night remembering his experience. It didn't stop him from laughing finding ways to laugh.
Leave it to Larry David to have "How's it going" as a killer punchline. Brilliant.
(Also, wrong crowd for this whole set)
A well-known Jewish comedian telling Jewish jokes in the heart of New York City? How is it the wrong crowd?
@@zephead4835 look into SNL commentaries/stories. Comedian hosts/cast members often complain that the live audience is filled with tourists while the local audience tends to attend dress (since it doesn't require the same booking hoops and they just want a crowd).
All the ones that commented on the audience have remarked on the difference and the preference towards the more comedy-oriented vs celebrity oriented audience.
I have to say he is very good at telling "awkward" jokes. Solid one!
"there are no good opening lines in a concentration camp." Brilliant monologue.
Triggered people on Twitter lol
Davidofthestate is a glorified moderator that's why I'm here to see why they're triggered and honestly I don't see why they are. I've heard worse
People are butthurt, but what's he's talking about probably actually happened. Like no matter how bad shit gets, people are always tryna smash.
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ZΔΚ CΘΓΕΥ lol.......
Damn that was dark lol.
The way he delivers it makes it even better
"Quasimodo, who like me had nothing to offer." ...accurate.
Only Larry David would get up on stage and crack jokes about trying to pick up a girl in a concentration camp - will he go there? Of course he will, even when the audience gets quiet and braces themselves - the true definition of edgy and I love it
As a Jew, I support this bit! lmao #LarryDavidhasballs!
I'm only a gentile and I agree. He has united our two tribes.
I hate people like u.
As a gentile. I find your comment utter trash.
how about this one from Jimmy Carr
th-cam.com/video/O2_HbqPpQDk/w-d-xo.htmlm48s
Jews are white. White people would have peace if not for the jew and the muslim
He's a comedic genius... think about this... you just heard half the characters in Seinfeld.
"Is it me or is it just everything?" 😂😂😂
What I also love about this is that it could all be an episode of Curb.
It's comedy- caaaalm down people!
I thought comedy was supposed to be funny.
"Is it me, or is it the whole thing?" LOL I wish I hadn't heard the hoopla beforehand. It kind of took some punch out of the joke, but it definitely wasn't offensive esp. coming from him.
Renee Roley I thought Comedy was very subjective.
I'm jewish, I laughed. its called dark humor. we survived something we can joke about it.
no one would be surprised. what does it matter? Larry David isn't president.
"You tolerate me" was a parody of Sally Field's famous speech "You like me"
Oh, Mr. David. I love that he did this monologue knowing that the world was going to have a fit. Enjoy the arguments; this is the whole point of controversial comedy. :)
Literally haven't seen anyone offended by this, just people rushing to laugh at people who are offended.
"She's cool with the hump!" LOL felt like a Seinfeld episode
I lolled. He's got some balls.
"You're not gonna fix me up with some dog!" ......."The BIG difference is...." I just about died. Oh my gosh this man is a genius.
Great job with your opening monologue on SNL LD. 👍🏽👏🏽
This was needed comedic relief. Awesome job from a king.
I'm from the future with good news... The orange guy loses his second term election!
Ah, there's this one little other thing though, hardly worth mentioning, but... Actually... Nah, you'll find out for yourself.
Now there goes a fine jew for ya!
“Of course, the problem is that there are no good opening lines in a concentration camp” 😂😂 gold
The Quasimodo bit was so funny I don't know how more people didn't laugh
“Look at that one over by barracks 8.”
I love Larry!!!
I love this guy and he's courageous. Some bits work better than others but he's willing to get out there and put material which is edgy into his act.
Courageous FTX ad that lad
Imagine Larry had his own late night show 😂
He makes it look so easy; what a genius of comedy.
So many comments mad about the concentration camp joke. One thing you need to learn about comedy is either everything is okay to make a joke about or nothing is okay.
That was arguably the funniest joke of the monologue. The whole monologue wasn’t very funny but I don’t see why people are throwing a hissy. Snowflakes will melt over anything these days apparently
That "Bald" joke was far more offensive.
Darian Plowman like the joke about how all Plowmen's are rapists?
Tyrant-Den you have the right not to like a joke but don't go saying that people can't make jokes about certain things. The first amendment allows them to make those jokes as well as let you say you don't like they have as much a write to make the jokes just as much as you have to complain or bash them
I think they were just offended because he was a man talking about making sexual advances on women. That is wrong nowadays. Also he's Jewish. They don't like Jews. The far left is now the Muslim-feminist conspiracy.
To anyone offended by Larry David's Holocaust joke, where was your outrage when South Park made fun of the Holocaust?
BoukenCrimson They're not all 35 year old single guys living in their parents' converted basement apartments.
Some of them live in the converted attics?
Lol!
Well it's more that Larry David is a Jew himself, it's definitely different coming from someone else.
EclecticSceptic South Park creator is also a jew.
Fantastic and brilliant
Thabk you Larry
Wait so where is the offensive part
Twitter is the offensive part
I found the monologue the golden part of the episode! So many people on Twitter pissed right now.
I am not pissed or angry - or writing about this anywhere else - I just don't find the subject matter suitable for jokes. Offensive in my opinion. A large percentage of women are sexually harassed. Did they laugh along?
Don Moore I can hear some laughs. I didn't think it was funny, either, though with all the news drama right now, I don't think Larry David cares, but he's a dark humor-type comedian.
Where? Link! NOW!
If we just ignored Twitter, it would all magically go away. Really, it would.
Leave PC rules out of comedy...
Jorge Veloz PC culture needs to die
Jorge Veloz great advice...people should accept comedy for its intent.
Preach
Wermhats Wormhat You we’re offended by it, so you didn’t find it funny, did you not hear the crowd though? They seemed to like it.
Jorge Veloz or anything
Ever Since I have discovered Larry David and Ricky Gervais, my definition and perspective of comedy has changed a lot
Can't tell if I'm living in a curb your enthusiasm episode or not.
This is fantastic new level of respect for Larry David. Props
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It’s amazing how much he looks like Bernie Sanders 😂
Spoiler alert: They're distant cousins lol.
Connor Worley He has the same, 'last days of a terminal illnesses' sounding voice too.
David Copeland Just found that out myself. Holy crap, that must be something fun to find out 🙂
Guess they never had any family reunions
he's an actual distant cousin.
Ma Pi For God’s sake dumbass read the comment again. He never said he hates Jews; he just didn’t like the joke
Finally somebody who brilliantly sums up what is going on today! Larry David is a herol
I usually don't watch the monologues but there was so much fuss about it that I came to see, it was hilarious
This has nothing to do with Larry David. Even if George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, or Louis CK said this, in this overly *"I'll be offended on your behalf"* sensitive world we live in, there's always gonna be people who get upset.
I could understand if the joke was in poor taste, but it's not at all. He could've gone waay worse for a laugh.
UK youtube then I'm not referring to you. It's a difference between not liking the joke and getting offended.
The irony is delicious. The left in media and Hollywood culture created this hypersensitivity in order to lock down free speech through political correctness and when it gets thrown back in their faces watch how they whine or ignore it all together as they are above their own rules on free speech. The whole industry is finally breaking apart on their “open secrets” . Pedowood is next
Carlin, Chappelle and Louis CK would be blacklisted and people would demand they somehow be prosecuted for a hate crime for noticing the same thing.
Dilly Dilly
10,000 Subscribers without Videos He could’ve gone with Daniel Tosh’s Disaster joke
This is dark humor for a dark time.
Oh boy! Another comment section where people complain about others complaining where the original complainers don’t exist!
The last part was gold. LMAOF.
The Quasimodo thing reminds me of that episode of Curb where Larry goes on a date with the woman in the burqa
Actually, the Quasimodo joke is a variation of the blind guy who wanted a beautiful girlfriend.
This guy😂 the Seinfeld genius!
Larry is a freaking national treasure
maybe 2 people got the Sally Field reference in the beginning.
MickyAvStickyHands 3 😊I got it
I found this monologue kind of disappointing, but that's solely because I love Larry and just didn't think it was his best. Idk what everyone is all offended about
Exactly, I agree 100%. Too bad it is one of his worst performances that is getting the most attention.
larry's humor is far better and geared more toward observation and situation, which does not usually translate over as well to stand up.
The "loser but picky" material that ended with Quasimodo felt like it came out of his OLD standup material. Hunchback of Notre Dame reference seems old.
Exactly. He's a great comedic writer, but not a great stand-up comic. And yes, he's been doing that Quasimodo routine for years.
A lot of this material I had heard before. Why not write something fresh if you're going to host the SNL?
If you're offended by a joke, it wasn't meant for you.
honestly. if you get offended easily just don't watch SNL period haha.
what a great monologue. laughed hard, grinned happily and smiled deviously. what more can I ask for. plus, knowing that all of Larry's polish family were killed by the nazis, I can only fucking congratulate him on the awesome pickup lines at a concentration camp jokes. also makes me think of how much he must be thinking about what his family went thru in the camps. he is just a lovely person.
Love Larry, he touches the edge.