Why Did the USSR Ask to Join NATO? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • One thing many wouldn't have expected in the Cold War was that the USSR asked to join Nato. Which seems a bit mad and so obviously it raised the question: why? To find out watch this short and simple animated documentary.
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ความคิดเห็น • 7K

  • @JaydentheMathGuy
    @JaydentheMathGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3826

    Boys: ur mom
    Men: your mom
    Intellectuals: Your collective mothers

    • @justincronkright5025
      @justincronkright5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      More levels in select qualified countries:
      Young Boys: Ur Mummy
      Boys: Your Mummy
      Teens: Ur Ma
      Adults: Your Ma
      Intellectuals: One's Mother/Mama

    • @BCrane-ej4iq
      @BCrane-ej4iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Scots: yer ma'

    • @rockking2616
      @rockking2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

    • @dragonrykr
      @dragonrykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love ur mom

    • @ajw20
      @ajw20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rockking2616 0:26

  • @jabber1990
    @jabber1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15737

    "we're not an anti-soviet club"
    "so can we join"
    "fuck no"

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      LOL 😂🏆

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      They're an anti communist club. There is a difference.

    • @fanta-cool7532
      @fanta-cool7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      @@Novusod Not a big difference ngl

    • @MenRot
      @MenRot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      @@Novusod Russian Federation was refused membership, even after break up of USSR

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

      @@Novusod NATO is the anti-Russian club, no matter communist or not. Though, Russia is just a bogeyman and an excuse for NATO existence, the real purpose of the "club" is US neo-imperialistic dominance over Europe.

  • @akai4942
    @akai4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5164

    "can i join nato?"
    "No dictatoriships allowed"
    "But portugal is in nato!"
    "No dictatorshiPSSSSSS only one is allowed"

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "So You Prefer To Have A Useless State In Iberia Rather Than The Full Might Of The USSR By Your Side?"
      "Yes"
      "You Also Get Red Army To Keep Peace"
      "Wait We Get To Use The Red Army?"
      "Yes"
      "You Mean That Insane Massive Conglomerate Of A Military That You Have Togheter With All The Veterans...
      *AS PEACEKEEPERS?"*
      "Yes"
      "Ok You Can Join"
      And Thus World Peace Was Achieved Because Anyone That Said No To Nato Got The Full Might Of The US Military And The Red Army At Their Doorstep.

    • @basedperson1533
      @basedperson1533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      NATO logic

    • @huyckhl6074
      @huyckhl6074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@basedperson1533 well then NATO finally can serve it purpose after all

    • @Nickel_Eye
      @Nickel_Eye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Portugal has been an ally of the UK for centuries and Portugal didn’t go waging wars in Europe and trying to spread some stupid ideology. seems very straight forward to me that they got a membership while the Soviet empire did not.

    • @dannyredbridge1372
      @dannyredbridge1372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Nickel_Eye no it didn’t?

  • @mikerivera373
    @mikerivera373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    In an alternate universe
    USSR: hey, can we join NATO?
    NATO: okay sure. So now what?
    USSR: I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far

    • @Seals165
      @Seals165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol good comment

    • @jackhardy3905
      @jackhardy3905 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Alternate universe USA asks to join warsaw pact

    • @U20E0
      @U20E0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jackhardy3905alternate universe the brits win

    • @vincesuderio4219
      @vincesuderio4219 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@U20E0 In alternate universe nazi won they make the USSR slave and the allies

    • @user-gp5yz5yz4x
      @user-gp5yz5yz4x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      the good ending

  • @ahmedmuawia2447
    @ahmedmuawia2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4487

    "your collective mothers"
    The humor of this channel is unmatched.

  • @mso2013
    @mso2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14563

    I really wish NATO said yes just for the awkward silence followed by a “who do we fight now?”

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

      Would of been the Chinese because of the Sino Soviet split

    • @mso2013
      @mso2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

      @@citizenfoffie7605 and when they join what then!? i want to use my tanks dammit!

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@mso2013 fucking some country in Africa

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      @@citizenfoffie7605 haven’t the French assassinated about 22 elected African PMs? Nothing has stopped their imperialism even when they’re not even a world power anymore lol

    • @Marshal_Longarm
      @Marshal_Longarm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@citizenfoffie7605 it wouldn't last long, because China became o worthy opponent to USSR because of economical support of the West (and still is).

  • @pedroalexandredillemburg3751
    @pedroalexandredillemburg3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    USA: creates NATO to oppose the USSR
    USSR: knowing this, asks to Join anyway.
    Chad move

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Almost like the USSR helped the Nazis start a world war, funded the Nazi Holocaust for years thereafter, and then turned right around and started the Cold War by getting the north to invade South Korea

    • @YouTubeism.
      @YouTubeism. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “Chad move”

  • @gobanito
    @gobanito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    USSR: "Hey fellas can I join?"
    West: "No dictators."
    USSR: "But you let Portugal join."
    West: "I said no dictator(S), we're allowed to have 1."

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Classic Simpsons line!😂

    • @NorthernChimp
      @NorthernChimp ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spain, Greece, Turkey?

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@NorthernChimpWhen Spain joined they weren’t a dictator
      When Turkey join they weren’t a dictator
      The coup happened when they were a full nato member
      lol

    • @NorthernChimp
      @NorthernChimp ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@irenaveksler1935 You are right, my bad. I had no idea Spain had joined so late. And in Greece and Turkey, the coups happened after, but still, they were US-backed, like in Chile, Indonesia, etc. Both NATO and those regimes were items of the same American ant-Soviet toolset.

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NorthernChimp True.

  • @officerfriendly1230
    @officerfriendly1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9523

    *99% chance they will reject us*
    I love this channel.

    • @abdirahmanmusse8738
      @abdirahmanmusse8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Whaaaaat? 0:55 good luck telling me that

    • @abdirahmanmusse8738
      @abdirahmanmusse8738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This channel is great 👍

    • @LudicrousTorpedo
      @LudicrousTorpedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I agree mate, it's way more simple than learning something from school.

    • @CSDragon
      @CSDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      TBH it woulda been way more interesting if NATO called their bluff and said "sure, you can join"

    • @toPunish
      @toPunish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Hoi4 vibes*

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6087

    History Matters: "Why did the USSR ask to join NATO?"
    Me: "They did what now?"

    • @fdumbass
      @fdumbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      didnt russia do the same at some point

    • @danzoom
      @danzoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Velin_official how can you split russia though? That's a stupid thing, so probably didn't happen.

    • @kurousagi8155
      @kurousagi8155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@Velin_official I’m pretty sure that’s not what happened. The Russians didn’t want to join NATO after initial inquiries because they would have been treated as a junior partner to several other NATO nations despite being militarily superior to those nations.
      The irony is that Russia is now in an alliance with China as the junior partner.

    • @derpyderpy6269
      @derpyderpy6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Velin_official
      "us", "our", "us"
      My apologies, but aren't you german?

    • @cybermaus
      @cybermaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Velin_official I suspect (but did not check) the condition was not so much to split Russia, but to abandon all attempt to re-unify with the other former Soviet states. Which is what Putin wants, to rejoin the 3 Russia (White, Black and normal)

  • @ambientfish1369
    @ambientfish1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    Ironically the Russian Federation came pretty close to joining NATO in a period of co-operation between 1998-2001. They had observers at high level NATO standardisation committees as a Partnership for Peace nation along with 33 other non NATO countries including Brazil, Chile, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Finland and all the nations that subsequently became NATO members from eastern europe who were former Warsaw Pact nations. I personally witnessed a Senior UK MoD civil servant being presented with the Russian Federation's peace medal by the Russian Defence Minister. We came that close to uniting the whole of europe and the US with Russia.

    • @sombraarthur
      @sombraarthur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      And then what happened? The US.

    • @countessmargoth469
      @countessmargoth469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@sombraarthur Pretty much. The goal of NATO to members is for national defence. The US however uses NATO as a tool ensure their top spot as a global hegemon. Russia and China are serious contenders for creating a multipolar world. USA policy since the intentional dissolution of the Soviet Union has been keep Russia contained. I am against the current invasion of Ukraine, but before it started the Russians had a reasonable demand, stop expanding NATO east. To them they correctly recognise it as a threat which will put nuclear weapons on their doorstep. Personally I think the whole situation would be a lot better if NATO was disbanded and replaced with an EU alliance with no USA. I doubt the Russians would feel threatened by this. They may even want to join.

    • @differentsoul21
      @differentsoul21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@countessmargoth469 Russia applied for membership and was rejected

    • @Mewzyc
      @Mewzyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@differentsoul21 because reasons?

    • @differentsoul21
      @differentsoul21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Mewzyc ask yourself.

  • @yayeeters4919
    @yayeeters4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:11 the painting 😂

  • @akronred648
    @akronred648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7004

    In an alternate universe...
    "Why did the US ask to join the Warsaw Pact?"

    • @moonagaming6068
      @moonagaming6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Lmao

    • @ThomasonCG
      @ThomasonCG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      "well really it was a win-win"

    • @alinek2289
      @alinek2289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

      @@ThomasonCG if the Warsaw Pact rejected the United States' application, it would be clear that the Warsaw Pact is an anti-capitalist alliance.

    • @voidkat4202
      @voidkat4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@alinek2289 it is really a win win

    • @Locked101
      @Locked101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@alinek2289 But if it was accepted the dynamic of the Warsaw Pact would have drastically changed.

  • @TheLadida42
    @TheLadida42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16597

    NATO: "USSR can't join, because its a dictatorship"
    Portugal: *unsuspicious whistling*

    • @trevorwilson6683
      @trevorwilson6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      Yes but, Portugal could be controlled see?

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @Ninja Crackpot we like you, but that does not mean we want to get steamrolled for you.
      We learned our lesson with Nappy, and this time going to Brazil is not an option.

    • @thekraken1173
      @thekraken1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Spain 👀

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @John Williamson it was a dictatorship, and you know it!

    • @Locked101
      @Locked101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      @John Williamson Please don't fail art school.

  • @npc0089
    @npc0089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    USSR: Can we join nato?
    US: who will we blame if you join us?

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      USSR: Can we join nato?
      NATO: If you agree to give germany back its territory and start a joint disarmament program.
      USSR: Nah, wasnt really serious.
      NATO: we know.

    • @galactic_mapper
      @galactic_mapper ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@benjammin3381 USSR: Ok we can
      US: We knew wait what?!

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      = “I’m anti US and pro Russian. That’s all these silly comments are a proxy for. I’m so smart.”

    • @Zainab_Salam904
      @Zainab_Salam904 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@coreyleander7911i’m anti USA AND anti Russia (I don’t hate Russians nor Americans btw) 😎😎

  • @HeilAmarth
    @HeilAmarth ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The USSR actually requested to join NATO during the Berlin Conference of January-February 1954. The request to join NATO was bluntly rejected by the UK, US, and French governments.
    British General Hastings Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, went as far as to say that "the Soviet request to join NATO is like an unrepentant burglar requesting to join the police force".

    • @draker769
      @draker769 ปีที่แล้ว

      and who makes british the cop if they stole the most from the world at the time

    • @user-pf3kv4bv5s
      @user-pf3kv4bv5s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Although Stalin died and Khrushchev was clearly pro-West, it’s strange why they didn’t understand this

  • @number1kenyan
    @number1kenyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6747

    1:00 ''And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenin's footsteps and died'' this is one of the best jokes History Matters has made lmfao.

    • @patchworkfellow4262
      @patchworkfellow4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Yeah, I think Lenin took credit for someone else’s idea - either way, it’s a _really_ popular trend!

    • @marshmellow6152
      @marshmellow6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I spat out my drink then came to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated this as much as i did 😂

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@patchworkfellow4262 it’s such a popular trend that everyone does it eventually!

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marshmellow6152 ikr

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @19MAD95
    @19MAD95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4161

    The real life version of “ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Your chances of joining NATO are slim.
      But never zero.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      As an XCOM player I can say that you miss 100% of the shots you take as well

    • @tommson6679
      @tommson6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@steelbear2063 Except the ones with 3% chance of hitting. Which means it is somewhat surprising that Soviet Union did not end up in Nato.

    • @MrCooper83
      @MrCooper83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Scott

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kiiiinda. It was also largely a diplomatic move to get the goodboy points needed to start the Warsaw Pact, which I'm pretty sure was what they wanted really.

  • @shuvari7707
    @shuvari7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    NATO has always been an anti-Soviet/anti-Russian alliance. The USSR asking to join and being denied just proved that to everyone else.

    • @EmeraldGamerOriginal
      @EmeraldGamerOriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ye but NATO have refused Ukraine

    • @Adrianrafael04
      @Adrianrafael04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not at all, the soviets just asked to join for their own benefit knowing they'll get rejected. Stop simping for these mass murdering dictators

    • @marcogiordano1207
      @marcogiordano1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@EmeraldGamerOriginal Whats your point?

    • @salahabdalla368
      @salahabdalla368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone does shit for there own benefits that's not new, NATO sacrificed Ukraine for there benefits what's your point?

    • @Adrianrafael04
      @Adrianrafael04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@salahabdalla368 you're so lost 😂 Nobody sacrificed Ukraine. The Nato just can't intervene directly without causing another world war.....

  • @impact0r
    @impact0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:24 TBH these are pretty solid reasons.

    • @PAC-0922
      @PAC-0922 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Portugal moment.

    • @LOEKASH
      @LOEKASH 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@PAC-0922 Even as a half Portuguese, I agree

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    There's a universe where the US said yes and instead of the Cuban Missile Crisis, Kennedy and Krueschev were clanking Coca Colas at a summer retreat in Crimea.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      No it be Pepsi.

    • @zulfiqarmohammed6715
      @zulfiqarmohammed6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      @@brandonlyon730 the real cold war: coke Vs Pepsi

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@brandonlyon730 with the Soviet ships ironically sold to them

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@kameronjones7139 there’s a video on this channel that explains that deal between pepsi and the USSR never happened lol

    • @brotpros2306
      @brotpros2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I get that this is a US-based channel but the Cuban Missile Crisis begun when America put its missiles in Turkey and Greece and Soviets retaliated. And Kruschev was given the promise that if he disarms Cuba, then America would pull out of Turkey and Greece. Obviously Americans never held their word. Anyway my point was imagine a universe where the US doesn't bully and threaten the USSR by putting missiles at their doorstep

  • @AldiPriyanto
    @AldiPriyanto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4393

    West: Let's make an organisation to fight the communism
    USSR: Can i join?
    West: *bruh*

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @Caesar Sanchez there is nothing based about nato or the west.

    • @How23497
      @How23497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@mojewjewjew4420 are you blind?

    • @blackgold754
      @blackgold754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@mojewjewjew4420 agreed.

    • @The.bigger.dolphins
      @The.bigger.dolphins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That doesn’t make sense

    • @JoeTheBroken
      @JoeTheBroken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@mojewjewjew4420 NATO = extremely based

  • @funnySIMON99
    @funnySIMON99 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Little detail that I love : In 0:15 you can see a portrait of the King Leopold I of Belgium in the background, as the NATO headquarters are in Belgium it makes perfect sense

  • @JohnHoranzy
    @JohnHoranzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Thank you for clarifying that. Putin in a speech mentioned that Russia asked to join NATO and I was puzzled by that. The next question I have is why we promised to not expand NATO to the Soviet Union but broke that promise with Russia. The tactical reasons, not the legal reasoning.

    • @HNCS2006
      @HNCS2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I would argue that the reasonings to expand NATO were not tactical but still operating from Cold War mentality as well as US imperialism.

    • @twanduvigneau5809
      @twanduvigneau5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Just imagined if they joined, peace would be an option lol. From Russia's point of view I can imagine NATO being the agressor, adding countries so close to Russia to the alliance etc. Was bound to happen at some point.

    • @stephenhood2948
      @stephenhood2948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Military Industrial Complex, they run the show, conflict is really good for their bottom line.

    • @louisawhite6716
      @louisawhite6716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      they never made an agreement. LOOK it up.

    • @fantasyland07
      @fantasyland07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Putin himself wanted to join NATO after 9/11

  • @thebronzedragon1
    @thebronzedragon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    So what youre saying is, The Warsaw Pact was the Soviet Union saying 'Fine ! Ill make my own Alliance, with Blackjack and Hookers!"

    • @matthewgigs3456
      @matthewgigs3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      "You know what?! Forget the alliance!"

    • @yuvrajsingh743
      @yuvrajsingh743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "fine I will do it myself"

    • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
      @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn, I was one hour too late for posting that comment myself

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      NATO : Sorry no Germanys.
      USSR : But you have West Germany!
      NATO : We're the no Germany-s club. We're allowed to have one.

    • @jueljohnson41
      @jueljohnson41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well that's pretty much what happened

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5082

    The Soviets genuinely tried to pull a Zuko walking up to the Avatar’s gang and asking to join them.

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      "Hello Molotov here"

    • @kuttex123x4
      @kuttex123x4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Charles Goodyear guess that's also something a finnish person would say in the winter war when he sees a russian tank

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      actually Zuko pulled a Molotov, several times

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also sounds like something a squeaker would say in a game.

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@AgiHammerthief I mean a fire bender and someone throwing a molotov is not to different.

  • @mikaelsza
    @mikaelsza ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Russia: Did you created NATO to attack me?
    US: No.
    Russia: Can I join?
    US: NO!!

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NATO is a defensive alliance, not for attacking.

    • @lightningstrike5024
      @lightningstrike5024 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@jcb3393 well if they allowed them to join there wouldnt have been a real for anyone to attack each other

    • @dodoiserg3371
      @dodoiserg3371 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jcb3393 that is what an idiot would say

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lightningstrike5024 wtf are you talking about? Russia attacked Ukraine.

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remarkable how brainwashed you people are. “If you didn’t create NATO to attack me you must let me join!”

  • @TheCraftyCZ
    @TheCraftyCZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love how the "Why not" thinking was used on such a huge scale. Why shouldn't we try to join NATO? Let's make it awkward for everyone. It is acutally very clever as was mentioned in the video. It was a WIN-WIN situation, but who would be fighting whom if the USSR really joined? The answer can be found in another parallel universe.

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who would be fighting whom? ... Well, NATO members aren't allowed to fight each other, and they fight anyone who fights them. So... ... China, probably. If the USSR or USA don't pull a reverse ribbentrop, of course. Plus germany would've been reformed if demilitarized the way modern day japan is.. so.. things like the tensions from east and west berlin would've also disappeared.
      It really is the question of if the USSR would actually agree to the terms of NATO and cease the aggression, and if the west would agree to do the same. Because if they did, no more cold war. Or, if there was a cold war, it'd be because of the sino-soviet split which just would've led to "All of the world VS. Commie Asia"

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It could have expanded into scope to include the entire planet not just Europe. So in all likelihood it would have isolated China and Several middle Eastern countries and probably Africa. Of course one of the policies of NATO is that to join countries have to be “stable” and have a unanimous agreement from all members. So I’m not sure if Russia ever had a chance.

    • @naberville3305
      @naberville3305 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The cold war wasn't simply a war of tension in that it's just the nature of powerful states to oppose one another. That if they simply allied together then suddenly everything would be okay between them. It was, and still is, a war between two competing means of organizing society. The maintenance of one depends on the abolition of the other. And it was a global conflict which took place on every continent as revolutionary movements popped up all over the world. Some succeeded but most were violently stamped out by the west. Even when those revolutions were pursued through liberal democracy.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naberville3305 The West worried that the USSR was dangerous and they were certainly right given how prone it’s leaders were to abuse and tyranny which is why NATO was created. NATO and Russia have competing interests so there is no reality where they allied except if they agreed China had to be locked down. And if they allowed Russia in NATO Russia could certainly use its voting power to prevent its neighbors from joining NATO so they can control or conquer them and moreover there isn’t any law in NATO to plan for members attacking eachother so they have to be careful who they let in and I find it just as likely that Russia wouldn’t help NATO in case of invasion so why would they let Russia in? NATO has no interest in starting wars but that doesn’t mean they were just gonna roll over and let Russia cause havoc unchecked.
      As for revolts around the time due to policies of containment the U.S. would back democracies (by funding them or personally getting involved) to prevent communist spread while Russia and China would usually back Communist/Dictators who suited their means without fighting themselves

    • @naberville3305
      @naberville3305 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrostReave my friend I think you just assumed the entirety of cold war history
      "The us backed democracies" what a fucking joke. The US established and backed military and fascist dictatorships around the globe. Much of the nations the US backed coups against were democracies.

  • @northland7885
    @northland7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    ''You collective mothers'' will be the new insult i will use in daily life.

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I prefer "your 1000 fathers"

    • @emmachand6002
      @emmachand6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      English has left the chat

    • @josephstalin133
      @josephstalin133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlagAnthem that doesn't seem good Enough

    • @mitchelrowe6915
      @mitchelrowe6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus leave the guy alone.. Ahah

    • @igor_pavlovich
      @igor_pavlovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no you wont, because you too scared of retaliation

  • @danielbrannan5396
    @danielbrannan5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6242

    USSR: "Hey, can we join NATO?"
    European leaders after a night out drinking: "Yes, welcome!"
    USSR: "Wow that actually worked?"

    • @92HazelMocha
      @92HazelMocha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      And we’ve had world peace ever since.

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      World peace achieved

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Oritra Kar No because then the Hitlers of the world can do what ever they want :O

    • @Dreagostini
      @Dreagostini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@PrivateMcPrivate They can't attack neighbouring countries inside the same defence pact, because that would violate.. literally everything.

    • @emmachand6002
      @emmachand6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      English left the chat

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great video 👍🏻

  • @thybarofsoap1741
    @thybarofsoap1741 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish this was included in the GCSE cold war spec, this would be incredibly interesting to learn

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4847

    Soviet Union: *I'm playing both sides so I'm always on the Top*

    • @joeman1437
      @joeman1437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Is that you Palpatine?

    • @imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563
      @imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Every politician ever.

    • @kingofkings1121
      @kingofkings1121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cousin when we play dodgeball
      My cousin. Im playing both side so i always come on top

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I see this as an absolute win"

    • @tarokui
      @tarokui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They almost do the Italian move

  • @JamesR1986
    @JamesR1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    I love how the video frames it as "Well maybe they would alll be drunk or something and say yes" and then it turns out CHURCHILL was the one pushing to yes

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Churchill is the Yeltsin of the U.K.

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Churchill was a mumbling drunk slob.

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@oilersridersbluejays You mean the guy that stood resolute against the Nazis practically alone and had a quick wit?

    • @everybeat3664
      @everybeat3664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@troysdownfall6547 yea he only had the biggest empire ever

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@everybeat3664 with a weak military, lesser technology, and most of that empire was in some sort of rebellious state

  • @Mr.ByxisCOMPASS
    @Mr.ByxisCOMPASS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how you draw all the leaders drunk but Churchill is normal, like alcohol does nothing to him.

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    For anyone wondering what flag is on the wall at 0:57 it is the Red Ensign, specifically Canada's variant which was used as a national flag for much of it's history before settling on the current Maple Leaf rather recently. Several Provincial flags are also variants of the Red Ensign with different configuration of crests on their shields. I only registered what I saw on the second watch through, so thought I should mention it in case anyone else missed it.

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This has been Sheldon Cooper of "Fun with Flags."

    • @brcyca
      @brcyca 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I noticed it (me being Canadian), but I did ask myself, why is it here?

    • @kanadisch
      @kanadisch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brcycaCanada has a major part of starting the Cold War, because a member of the USSR Embassy in Ottawa told the Canadian Government what he was doing which was sending information and if anybody ever found out he would shot, which never happened.

  • @Mrhomeless78
    @Mrhomeless78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5741

    I like how Churchil is the only one who isn't drunk. The man could hold his whisky

    • @core_russell3869
      @core_russell3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      The end of that sentence hurt me

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      He e whiskey his would too yes

    • @johnnygillam3975
      @johnnygillam3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You, on the other hand...

    • @VictorLima-mv4ni
      @VictorLima-mv4ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Indeed he should be a could would whiskey 😂😂

    • @cuntcrusher6969
      @cuntcrusher6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He could but apparently you can’t hold your liquor

  • @joshualunsford9054
    @joshualunsford9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    "And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenin's footsteps and die"
    The greatest line ever

    • @stefanoviczeljkors
      @stefanoviczeljkors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I decided to follow their footsteps when I heard that

    • @derekchristenson5711
      @derekchristenson5711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I just about fell off my couch and had to go back and re-watch that bit twice, ROFL!

    • @niki123489
      @niki123489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beria was one of Stalin' killers.

    • @forgotenxlegacyx91
      @forgotenxlegacyx91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally spit my drink out and had to re-watch it multiple times. hilarious.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@niki123489 Stalin was 74. Old age was Stalin's killer.

  • @July1st1867
    @July1st1867 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:57 Very clever sneaking in that Red Ensign (Colonial Era Canadian Flag)

  • @josepherhardt164
    @josepherhardt164 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS is the only channel I need to hear on 1/2 time.

  • @reevanamin5865
    @reevanamin5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    History matters fans: James bisonnette this, James bisonnette that
    Kelly moneymaker and the others: are we a joke to you?

    • @poankiyu7664
      @poankiyu7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yeah Spinning 3 Plates and Izzy? too

    • @stonedcaterpillar3342
      @stonedcaterpillar3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Izzy? Was my favourite

    • @LudicrousTorpedo
      @LudicrousTorpedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      When I hear Kelly Money Maker, it almost sounds like someone is funding money on both sides.

    • @reevanamin5865
      @reevanamin5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LudicrousTorpedo ooo cia agent spotted

    • @matthewshipley739
      @matthewshipley739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nice to be appreciated 😊👍

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3640

    0:32
    Soviet officer: “Okay so we’re looking to weaken the UK however we can, we have a lot of leverage over them with our massive army so what should we plan to do?”
    Other Soviet officer: “Alright, hear me out” **takes Northern Ireland**

    • @romensko2111
      @romensko2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      LMAO

    • @Memphismastermind
      @Memphismastermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      You been playing HOI or something?

    • @Uranium_Enjoyer
      @Uranium_Enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@Memphismastermind I can imagine that conversation too:
      “Ay, it’s fine, see I play this game called Hearts Of Iron 4 I know what I’m doing”

    • @reuben8140
      @reuben8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Anyone know if this was referencing anything in particular?
      From what I remember the Republic at this time would have been significantly more open to socialism than the North

    • @xernobell7845
      @xernobell7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Memphismastermind just keep watching u will notice northern ireland turn pink , he is not making an hoi4 ref

  • @jacktaylor148
    @jacktaylor148 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this channel so much. One character saying "your mother" to another to demonstrate hostilities is already a great gag, but Stalin saying "your collective mothers" gave me a beaming grin

  • @windrago
    @windrago 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    super super useful!!

  • @31ll087
    @31ll087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Somewhere in an alternate universe: "Why did the USSR decide to join NATO".

    • @Kevineitor199
      @Kevineitor199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      "it all happened after the entire nato organization got drunk after a party and as a joke they accepted the request, thus uniting germany earlier and allowing the ussr some degree of freedom to invest into the population and not the military development
      after this the ussr collapsed into smaller states in 2005 not overnight but in a more slow and organized manner where the population live standard wasnt too diferent to the west"

    • @31ll087
      @31ll087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Kevineitor199 The good ending

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Kevineitor199 The USSR was projected to be the world’s Number One Economy in 2004.

    • @UAEanimation
      @UAEanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sadly that never happened I wish if I could restore the USSR

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@UAEanimation Okay Putin.

  • @nicolajrath1570
    @nicolajrath1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "History Matters: Answering the questions you didn't know you had"

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had that question.

    • @thisisnothappening8452
      @thisisnothappening8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So how many times have you finished The Witcher 3?

    • @haerggebe45
      @haerggebe45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MouldMadeMind BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAD IT

  • @redvlandro
    @redvlandro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Then in 2000 PUTIN asked CLINTON (former US president) to let them join NATO. They said NO again.

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And for good reason. NATO would be throwing Eastern Europe into Russia’s hands again.

    • @redvlandro
      @redvlandro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@seanmacguire6898 , That was not the reason. If Russia had join NATO then NATO wouldnot have had a reason to exist. USA hegemony is sustained on wars.

    • @Zones33
      @Zones33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yelstin also asked in the 90s and they still said no

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@redvlandro
      Exactly. Russia was wanting to join NATO to kick the US out of Europe, and unsurprisingly nobody wanted that.

    • @X9xredgkoa
      @X9xredgkoa วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@seanmacguire6898lowiq murikan ahh answer lol

  • @mattyb8934
    @mattyb8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If they said “Yes” there wouldn’t be a boogeyman no boogeyman means no military industrial complex that takes billions annually

    • @sonradanfransiz
      @sonradanfransiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about china

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NATO actually reduces military spending, because European countries have cut their own defense spending because they know the US will bail them out. If they had to protect themselves, then they would need to buy more weapons.

    • @mattyb8934
      @mattyb8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@badluck5647 save that bullshit for kids under 4 pal I knw NATO and that alliance hasn’t helped anyone in Europe or the world ✌🏻

  • @mrmakrin21
    @mrmakrin21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “Your collective mothers” lmfao

  • @Jadefox32
    @Jadefox32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    USSR: "Can we join Nato"
    Nato: "sure"
    US Warplanners: "wait what?"

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      China: you did what?

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@aussiejezza world peace break out lol

    • @user-us4hl3zr2b
      @user-us4hl3zr2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi Greetings from China, nato what?

    • @user-us4hl3zr2b
      @user-us4hl3zr2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @bang bang Government locking me up? nahhhhh i think you're desperate cause usa locked you in Uyghur usa concentration camp, if u need help please blink your eyes twice

    • @crwansaunt6441
      @crwansaunt6441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      US: Warplanners: *peace was never a option*

  • @joereed8872
    @joereed8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Considering recent events, I wonder what would've changed if nato had accepted

    • @ler9251
      @ler9251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They would troll China

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ler9251maybe China would have been a bit more chill

  • @darvinist87
    @darvinist87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This aged like a fine wine.

  • @utilitymonster8267
    @utilitymonster8267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    It’s honestly scary that this piece of history is totally ignored in the school books. At least it was in my books.

    • @TheUnkow
      @TheUnkow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I believed the first time someone in Russia asked was Putin when he admitted he asked Clinton.
      Had no idea this happened before the Warsaw pact was created.
      So dissapointed in our modern history coverage in school and media ... And those are the same people that preach inclusiveness to everyone that uses a wrong word ...

    • @elvirhurem2013
      @elvirhurem2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Agree, they thought us Warsaw pact was east and communism answer to NATO... well it was, but completely wrongly portraited to us as a students...

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@elvirhurem2013
      This little tid bit of history doesn't change anything. All it did was show the political posturing for the USSR in how they were able to make a pact of their own. It was always a counter to NATO.

    • @elvirhurem2013
      @elvirhurem2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SeanUCF agree

    • @utilitymonster8267
      @utilitymonster8267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@SeanUCF, doesn’t change anything? It proves the West could prevent the whole cold war. How is this irrelevant?

  • @danjuhl5134
    @danjuhl5134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nato should have said yes. The best policy is to try and include everyone, everybody being friends, no enemies left outside.

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      China left outside.

    • @jamieharper1051
      @jamieharper1051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But adding USSR or Russia or China into NATO hurts America world domination. Russia and China are the only 2 countries that can look USA eye to eye and say no. They can’t be bullied into doing America bidding. And if you add them to Nato then how will America justify the alliance and how would America be able to sell weapons of war if you have no bad guy that must be destroyed. And Russia and China are Asian countries so they are lesser in the eyes America and Europe. China,Russia and USSR did nothing wrong and did not deserve to be singled out as outcast but they necessary to NATO and America military industrial complex. They are the great evil that must be killed and best way to do that is bugs unnecessary weapons of war by America.

    • @miya9953
      @miya9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saimyintmyat9373 North Korea : :((

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@miya9953 With Russia in NATO it is easier to invade NK.

    • @OsintFirst
      @OsintFirst ปีที่แล้ว

      NATO is controlled by short term bonus greedy people, not by people who think of the future of mankind.

  • @TheMegaleogigante
    @TheMegaleogigante 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hits different now

  • @effoff6904
    @effoff6904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    USSR: Can we join?
    NATO: But who'll play the bad guy?

    • @TheQWER9
      @TheQWER9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty clear that Russia is the bad guy now

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheQWER9 What if they said yes ?

    • @TheQWER9
      @TheQWER9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KrissNaramon Then Russia wouldnt have to worry about NATO stopping them since they are a part of it

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheQWER9 Would we have to see todays event ?

    • @mab1ism
      @mab1ism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@TheQWER9 Russia is just trying to keep nato bases and missiles off their border. NATO has been boxing in Russia for years each NATO country has a nato base with missiles on it. Think about it.

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4537

    NATO: "You can't join NATO, Russia! You're undemocratic, and you're occupying lots of countries that don't want you there!"
    Portugal:

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      You dont need to be a democracy to be supported by the US, just ask south korea

    • @nicolajrath1570
      @nicolajrath1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      That BS about democracy is just a convenient excuse whenever US have to say NO for less pleasant reasons. For example, they don't want Russia selling gas to Europe because it's "undemocratic" and as the alternative push the pipeline project to Turkmenistan which actually has "democracy" and freedom of speech levels worse than North Korea; and as this is not enough, the pipeline goes through Turkey where Erdogan rules longer than Putin with more authoritarian regime. "Undemocratic" in US-speak means only one thing - "we can't puppet them".

    • @7schlafer886
      @7schlafer886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      its kinda funny because they were colonial powers themselfes lol

    • @spartanlion2819
      @spartanlion2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@cianakril it's called hypocrisy

  • @secuter
    @secuter ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @HistoryMatters an important detail for why the whole reunification and neutrality of Germany was refused, was that the soviet's wasn't prepared to withdraw their troops from German territory. This was obviously an important detail, as the western powers feared that the Soviet union wouldn't really allow a reunified Germany to be neutral. They also feared that the Soviet union may have wanted to use Germany as a staging ground for further communist spread.

  • @SarahRaye96
    @SarahRaye96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    watching this in Feb 2022 hits different

  • @solomedz9420
    @solomedz9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    One half of my brain: imma ask that girl out
    the other half of my brain: *99% chance they will reject us*

  • @diegogomes228
    @diegogomes228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "Why did USSR asked to join NATO"
    Me: they did WHAT

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      why not? they were allies just few years before it

    • @leonardoleo5740
      @leonardoleo5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um br aqui?

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      russia also tried to join after 91

    • @dabs4270
      @dabs4270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leonardoleo5740 não

    • @reflectedcrosssite2848
      @reflectedcrosssite2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sodinc i mean china wasn't world power yet right? so it would be alliance to defend from...who exactly?

  • @farazkhan7035
    @farazkhan7035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    very good . keep up the good work

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has aged like milk.

  • @vasilije94
    @vasilije94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    NATO: USSR cant join because its dictatorship.
    Also NATO: Welcome aboard Portugal, Greece, Montenegro, Turkey..........................

    • @Plasmify
      @Plasmify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Montenegro was part of Yugoslavia.

    • @justsomeguy1695
      @justsomeguy1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Turkey was more democratic when it joined nato

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Plasmify Montenegro is basically a dictatorship of one man who is in power since the 80s

    • @paulwalsh598
      @paulwalsh598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kostam.1113 Was/is

    • @alienplatypus7712
      @alienplatypus7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @The Caliphate That's authoritarian, not undemocratic. If a non-secular, Turkish speaking nation was voted for, then that would be democratic. FTR idk if Turkey actually was a dictatorship or not but your argument isn't exactly convincing.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Could you possibly make a video about what Germans outside of Germany during WW2 thought about Germany and its invasions? (That's a lot of "Germany" but that's the best I could word it)

    • @liverking24
      @liverking24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You're brilliant!

    • @ishaansharma4325
      @ishaansharma4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@liverking24 This video is sponsored by Brilliant

    • @colton.421
      @colton.421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Maybe “What did the Germans not living in the Third Reich think of its invasions?” is a better title

    • @pablofmc
      @pablofmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      brilliant topic. I hope this happens

    • @7graywolf7
      @7graywolf7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      For what it's worth I come from a very Germanic part of Canada and quite a few people went to fight against Germany in both wars. I can't say much about the whole world but German-Canadians didn't seem to be big fans of the 3rd Reich. This is most evidenced by the fact that a lot of the local war memorials are covered in German names.

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Don’t let Russia join NATO, now you have WW3 congrats

    • @Kaminoextragalactic
      @Kaminoextragalactic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Realuser0000 yeah they did by not joining Russia. Russia let NATO take Germany after the war, under the condition that they won’t go a inch further East. Instead they kept going east

    • @jamieharper1051
      @jamieharper1051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We could have had a beautiful world peace . And when earth get invaded by hostile space aliens that would be your WW3.

    • @potateo7504
      @potateo7504 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaminoextragalactic actually no, nato never actually moved troops past the Warsaw borders for the most part.
      There aren't bases and nukes in east Germany for that reason.

  • @GhostedJackal
    @GhostedJackal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    It honestly seems to me that NATO should have been courting Russia to join. If the fear is Russian military aggression, binding them into a huge defensive treaty that expands over time makes aggression increasingly difficult for anyone involved. At the same time, globalization tends to result in more democratization over time, so strengthening ties with Russia would be a vector for ideology as well. Even now, if Russia were a part of NATO, Russia wouldn't have cause to be concerned about sharing borders with NATO states(Not that it truly matters, tbh. The difference between missiles coming from your neighbors and missiles coming from the nearby seas is like 2 mins), and the rest of NATO could rest easy that Russia wasn't going to try and gobble them up piecemeal.

    • @kosmas7713
      @kosmas7713 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea, however one of the requirement to join nato is to have unanimous agreement from current members. This means if russia join, then they could prevent any other unprotected countries to join.

    • @GhostedJackal
      @GhostedJackal ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kosmas7713 This is, in my opinion, a weakness of NATO. However, I still think that being in NATO would have increased the political leverage other countries had over Russia.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GhostedJackal This attempt to join wasnt very serious. Like the video said, they knew they wouldnt be allowed in and instead asked to gauge their response.

    • @Hikari_Sakurai
      @Hikari_Sakurai ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, but who'd be their biggest enemy then? how they'd feed their ever-hungry military industrial complex?

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It goes to show that they were genuine when they the concern is a national security threat on their borders. Joining NATO would have prevented them from invading their neighbours and it would have also guaranteed that nobody would attack them. NATO evidently didn't want that. So when NATO arms and trains an army on the Russian border to fight Russians, what are the Russians suppose to think? Trust me bro it's a defensive army I pwomise.

  • @mmouse1886
    @mmouse1886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Stalin:Teach me your ways Lenin!
    Lenin:*Dies of brain failure*
    Stalin:*Dies of brain failure*
    Stalin:...Really?!

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lenin: Should have said OUR ways!

    • @eminyasar8655
      @eminyasar8655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      OUR FAILURE

    • @Portugalisbased
      @Portugalisbased ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stalin actually died due to the aftermath of a stroke, which is different than brain failure, your brain can actually still function after having a stroke, it's just that you lose learning capacities and a lot of knoweldge. a stroke is an accident when a vein pops in the brain, leading to the destruction of diverse neurons.

    • @joparojopstar239
      @joparojopstar239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stalin despised Lenin, their ideology of communism is very different.

    • @Portugalisbased
      @Portugalisbased ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joparojopstar239 no he didn't? stalin had large respect for lenin

  • @ifandafydd7432
    @ifandafydd7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    " When Stalin decided to follow in Lenin's foosteps and die.."
    This channel will actually end me

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *thud*

    • @pilkpog7952
      @pilkpog7952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      u mean u will follow lenin’s footsteps, right?

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      remember, dying is communist, so don't do it.

    • @mrworthygoldie260
      @mrworthygoldie260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like stalin in 1953

    • @LILCHEESE99
      @LILCHEESE99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teach me

  • @jlehm
    @jlehm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I’d love to peak into an alternate universe to see what the world would look like had NATO allowed the USSR to join.

    • @zionismisterrorism8716
      @zionismisterrorism8716 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe it could end up being a military version of the UN, with all countries eventually joining the alliance.

    • @BloodyKnives66
      @BloodyKnives66 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Flying cars, no cancer, bases on Mars and the Moon 😂

    • @juanocampo2262
      @juanocampo2262 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vodka rivers
      Vodka coffee
      Vodka rain

    • @triadwarfare
      @triadwarfare 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​​@@zionismisterrorism8716or could have rendered itself useless from the inside. The UN did nothing in the Invasion of Ukraine because Russia had veto power.
      A similar thing like this could have played out. It's also hard to add new members in if even just one country is in disagreement. The USSR could use the alliance against itself.

    • @zionismisterrorism8716
      @zionismisterrorism8716 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@triadwarfare Most military alliances become useless if there are enough members who disagree with each other. Even NATO is crippled now by Turkey not allowing Sweden to join. The more members you have, the harder you are to control. That's why the one government NWO will never work.

  • @mimodesu7689
    @mimodesu7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Few years after the fall of Soviet Union
    Russian Federation: hey can we join NATO? we are no longer the Soviet Union :)
    NATO: wait let me think ( NATO quickly change the policy's to anti Russian)
    NATO: hmmmm.....NO
    Russian Federation: :|

    • @willek1335
      @willek1335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is Russia democratic when the dictator bans the word war? lol

    • @leichtmeister
      @leichtmeister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually not what happened

    • @JoshChelski0405
      @JoshChelski0405 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      NATO is a warmongering imperialist aliance led by the Democratic party which is a full of u.s. imperialist intrest

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    Imagine if they have said yes, the cold war might have relaxed right away and the time line would have been completely different

    • @DamazViccar
      @DamazViccar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Given that the West had nothing to lose, either, these Soviet leaders showed that the entire charade was a shakedown to fill the military industrial complex coffers.
      They actually took Eisenhower's stepping down message to heart, as the world order would need a de-facto villain.
      Now the USSR was vile, sure, and committed long-lasting atrocities against the west via subversion, but they had nothing to gain from being the perpetual target for money-wars and having to sink half of their GDP into defense just to keep them at bay.

    • @darrenjackson4804
      @darrenjackson4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wouldn't that be similar to if league of nations was nice to Japan and Japan stayed a British ally? Sure war would be different, but still so much suffering

    • @w925gaming6
      @w925gaming6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darrenjackson4804 actually the Anglo Japanese alliance was one of the conditions of the Washington naval arms treaty just by the americans as it would mean they would in a possible outbreak of war with them mean having to fight two of the other three largest navy's + having to fight them on the two fronts.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They would have fought China

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, with the Soviets absorbing western Europe by 1970.

  • @KulinarAnton
    @KulinarAnton 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Coool video

  • @hanzketchup859
    @hanzketchup859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow , direct to the point ,

  • @andrewklang809
    @andrewklang809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1:45 Love that drunk Churchill is just regular Churchill.

  • @XevenYT143
    @XevenYT143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Alternate Timeline
    NATO: “Ok you’re in”
    USSR: “huh I didn’t think I would get this far”

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to imagine that the west would make another bloc with new rules that would prevent the soviet loop hole shenanigans. As Ultimately the two were bound to become adversaries after the preceding events.

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abdurrehmannasir5963 A: New Bloc.
      B: USSR joins, germany gets demilitarized but restored, everyone's actually at peace for a short time. Sino-soviet break-up happens, and now the entire world is staring down the barrel of a gun as the USSR is just trying to inform NATO and go "hey. Uh. Guys. We have a small problem. I don't know how to handle this. H-hey? America? Can you.. ... What do we do?"

  • @ClappOnUpp
    @ClappOnUpp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Just came back here from.the Tucker Carlson interview for a refresh.
    It's unbelievable to hear that Putin asked Bill Clinton if they could join 🤯

    • @FedotDaNeTod
      @FedotDaNeTod 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why? Putin licked US's ass throught the whole 2000s. Your propaganda may disagree, but putin was proamerican traitor for the first 15 years of his rulership. Then he realized that he is too heavy bag of shit to carry for US.

  • @lutramage6252
    @lutramage6252 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that you get to the heart of the real reasons behind events and the motives driving them. You call a “physical device for extracting loose ground cover’ a “shovel” rather than going with the political language used by most historians. Very refreshing.

  • @JamesSarantidis
    @JamesSarantidis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    How I think Global Superpowers use diplomacy to gain leverage: Intricate & elaborate spy games
    How the game is actually played: "Can we join?" "No" "Aww, ok."

  • @Al-.-ex
    @Al-.-ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    0:36 I love how even Northern Ireland gets conquered by the red army

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The were probably thinking, "Better them than the IRA."

    • @pyromanic8
      @pyromanic8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I reckon it's implied that the USSR would back some kind of nationalist takeover of NI, and since the nationalists are typically left leaning at least, it makes sense that they would in turn become a soviet ally/puppet.

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Deridus Thatcher

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dylan-bc2po Not too familiar with her aside from the Falklands conflict.

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Deridus was anti German unification, had relatively pro Soviet sentiment and carried out attacks against the Irish, which she admitted she was putting innocent lives to death by doing so.

  • @ronaldwhite1730
    @ronaldwhite1730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank - you .

  • @user-oo5ri4df8j
    @user-oo5ri4df8j ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nowadays the only reason usa refused Russia to join nato is good and cheap military goods. One of the rules of nato says that nato members can buy weapons only from nato members. If Russia joined, all nato members would buy only russian weapons because it much cheaper than us weapons, and usa hates when anyone prevent them from profiting from military.

  • @galatheumbreon6862
    @galatheumbreon6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "When Stalin decided to follow in Lenin's footsteps and die" this channel's humour never fails to make me faint from laughing

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apparently, we would all be following Lenin's footsteps at some point. Isnt that scary? 😳🤔

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to rewind the video so I didn't miss the next bit from laughing

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    NATO: “USSR is coming! USSR is coming! Lock the doors, hit the lights! Hide!”
    USSR: “Hello!? I saw your lights on! I know you’re in there! My mom said I can stay overnight! But you gotta let me in first! Heeeelllloooooo!?”

    • @Homcomru
      @Homcomru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This right here. This is basically the perfect showcase of what happened from USSR’s perspective.
      And truth be told if the USSR wasn’t shunned as much (which actually has a historical precedent dating back to as far as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and more), no Cold War would have happened.
      But *nope!* The Soviet bogeymen gotta be bogeymen. (In truth, there were problems with the USSR too, but confrontation is not the way to safety. The way to safety is mutual COOPERATION).

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they should have been invaded once ww2 ended

    • @jarlathquinn2628
      @jarlathquinn2628 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blox117 that’s dumb

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Homcomru Yeah if we didn't force humiliating unconditional terms on the Germans then maybe failed Austrian painters everywhere would be less disgruntled with the state of affairs. Or we could just drop atom bombs on civilian populations and threaten to do it again.

    • @JoshChelski0405
      @JoshChelski0405 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Blox117but it would cause even more lives.

  • @stefvdb1400
    @stefvdb1400 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:45 the one guy falling over really got me

  • @Kaasbaas045
    @Kaasbaas045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    They would not let it because it would mean peace and prosperity.

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right, because the USSR totally wanted peace and prosperity. It’s not like they had their own ambitions or anything.

    • @Kaasbaas045
      @Kaasbaas045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seanmacguire6898 alright there buddy, with that kind of thinking we will get nowhere, or wait yes we do, we are exactly there where your kind of thinking brings us. Good job man. The world is in a good state right now huh.

    • @seanmacguire6898
      @seanmacguire6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Duplizapper
      NATO was created to keep the US in and the Russians out.

    • @sc_ken8045
      @sc_ken8045 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Duplizapper you know country's can just leave NATO. So even if they tried to take controll of the members they would just leave

  • @JG-bf2gk
    @JG-bf2gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Quicker than people running thru the daisies

    • @esamsed6487
      @esamsed6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey a ron player!

    • @JG-bf2gk
      @JG-bf2gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@esamsed6487 sup lol, rare to find but if we find it anywhere, it's a history or roblox video

    • @esamsed6487
      @esamsed6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JG-bf2gk yeah lol

  • @josiahtrombley4090
    @josiahtrombley4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I absolutely love that in the "They'll get drunk or something" scene it implies that Churchill is always drunk, which isn't entirely inaccurate XD

  • @jw5041
    @jw5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The question is why didn’t they accept it? If peace was on the table and turned down over political motivation then it only hurts the citizens of the world.

    • @chudchadanstud
      @chudchadanstud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because "muh freedumbs and democracy" something along those lines. Basically Russia wasn't discreet about its corruption unlike the other nations.

    • @ddshiranui
      @ddshiranui ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Scare. If the USSR were a member of NATO, it would have made it a lot more difficult for people like McCarthy to point to a big red boogeyman as justification for antidemocratic policies rooted in fear of a rise of communism. More than a war between nations, there are always people who are more afraid of change in their own country -- especially when the people in question are those in power, and said change might disrupt the status quo.
      If you're interested in recommendations on old movies, perhaps give "Seven Days in May" a watch -- or the British series "A Very British Coup". Both explore sentiments and ideologies very relevant to your question.

  • @bobjones4469
    @bobjones4469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So it was all NATO's fault all along. Why didn't they listen to Churchill? Churchill definitely the wisest leader of his time.

    • @survivalist5265
      @survivalist5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope do you really think NATO would trust or even allow the USSR to join them, especially after seeing what Stalins government did to his own people. That’s 20 million dead people.

  • @sibericusthefrosty9950
    @sibericusthefrosty9950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    1:02 Probably the smoothest transition from death to soul I've ever seen.

  • @FlashyLight
    @FlashyLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *USSR:* _Why can't we be friends?_

  • @lepkeb2252
    @lepkeb2252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is such great stuff

  • @robertlarson7224
    @robertlarson7224 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    USSR: Can we join your alliance?
    NATO: No, we’ve already filled our dictator quota.

    • @gametester490
      @gametester490 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right-wing dictatorship Francisco Franco Nikos Sampson Georgios Papadopoulos António de Oliveira Salazar Marcelo Caetano General Kenan Evren Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
      Yes, the U.S. sometimes supports warlords and dictators. So when should we stop?
      LMAO

  • @vukstajic9582
    @vukstajic9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You could make a video about yugoslavia during the cold war, i think its very interesting

    • @user-sb7ys7ge8p
      @user-sb7ys7ge8p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!

    • @himselfz
      @himselfz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did a vido on it already

    • @berserk6855
      @berserk6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @user-sb7ys7ge8p
      @user-sb7ys7ge8p 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@himselfz
      No, he did one for Yugoslavia in WW2, not cold war.

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He could also make 20 minutes of scream in serbian and croat and add gun noises in the background.

  • @thegenericdumbass9561
    @thegenericdumbass9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    God I love TH-cam, a 22 second old video with no views 75 likes and 5 comments I can’t see, a top tier app for sure

    • @vibby1004
      @vibby1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehehe

    • @FFF034
      @FFF034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Username checks out

    • @fartingfury
      @fartingfury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And also, TH-cam manages a stupendous quantity of data across multiple servers across the world - keeping everything perfectly synchronised isn't really a reasonable ask...

    • @azh698
      @azh698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fartingfury Especially when they muck about with the algorithm to demote non-corporate material.

    • @Aryescent
      @Aryescent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this joke is getting tired.

  • @TheJhouston
    @TheJhouston 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:44 I love that Churchill is completely fine after what was presumably a night of heavy drinking.

  • @furtado.g_
    @furtado.g_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    URSS: Can I join NATO?
    NATO: No, only 1 dictatorship is allowed!

  • @Juzusa
    @Juzusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Sometimes it feels like politicians are just playing a very weird version of truth or dare

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And someone who knows politicians they kind of are.

  • @ZapQuacc
    @ZapQuacc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I always watch the outro credits cause
    1.This guy makes 3 min of epic content so the videos are worth to watch untill the end
    2. James Bissonette