How did the USSR React to JFK's Assassination? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • When JFK shook off his mortal coil not much is discussed about the international reaction to it, specifically that of the USSR. So how did America's rivals in the Cold War react to his death? Find out more in this short and simple animated documentary.
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    REACTION OF SOVIET AND COMMUNIST PARTY OFFICIALS TO JFK ASSASSINATION by Edgar J. Hoover (01/12/1963)

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  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4550

    I thing I found that was humorous when some of the JFK papers were declassified was a statement from the USSR to the Cuban ambassador.
    "Stop looking so happy in public."

    • @JellothePallascat
      @JellothePallascat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      It's a slavic thing. It implys that you are being disingenuous as there really is no reason to be that happy all the time.

    • @souldry
      @souldry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Jared Isley-Oliver
      Or that there’s really never a reason to be that happy

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Whatever the time period, Russians had the best poker face.

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AudieHolland And they don't even have Katy Perry singing a whole song about it.

    • @Com18Alpha
      @Com18Alpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@zhouwu wasn't it Lady Gaga?

  • @freekmiddelburg5604
    @freekmiddelburg5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15115

    On this episode of "Questions you never thought about before but actually find interesting"

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      One time i actually did look this question up along with how the USSR reacted to the moon landing

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I would’ve liked if you never used the extremely unoriginal “On this episode”. Perhaps something remotely original such as “I never thought of this...” etc. But no. Unoriginal format yaaaaay. Let’s like the comment like the little sheep we are

    • @outcast8223
      @outcast8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@MichaelJ44 wow someone has lockdown frustration. Don't worry what more on reality could go wrong.

    • @sardine6024
      @sardine6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jay Blake ссср гаи

    • @KityKatKiller
      @KityKatKiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally the first thing I thought when seeing the video 😂

  • @empinesscloakedindarkness4167
    @empinesscloakedindarkness4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56378

    I absolutely love the fact Russia's first thought was "was this us?" "did we do this? God I hope not"

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5228

      "And I had that thought, that only Blackout drunks... and the USSR could have.
      Did I do that?"

    • @Apis4
      @Apis4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3651

      To be fair, the US asked exactly the same questions when certain people died.
      Often times the top echelon of government simply give a nod for programes that cover a broad range of tactics, and goals.
      The top tier of the intelligence services delegate them to sections lower down.
      Those sections create task forces that then recruit agents
      Those agents handle field agents and assets that are doing the actual things.
      Daily, weekly or monthly reports are demanded, which come from this ground level, back up to the highest levels of Government.
      If something like this happens between those briefings on those reports, the first question larger powers leaders ask is "Was it us at all?".

    • @ImtheHitcher
      @ImtheHitcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

      To be fair I think most 'intelligence' services think this when something goes down, it's hard to keep an eye on all your 'assets' and people recruited due to their usefulness at a given time aren't often reliable or loyal, and tend to have their own agendas too.
      Best example for this is probably Orlando Bosch, a Cuban exile and terrorist, the CIA helped him and his cadres as a means to hurt communist Cuba but then he went and blew up a Cuban plane full of children/teenagers (I think it was a fencing team flying back from Mexico?). I very much doubt the upper echelons of the US govt wanted such a heinious act to happen but it was 'their guy'

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@Apis4 sounds like a line from yes minister.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@meneither3834
      *Sir Humphrey Appleby wants to know your location*

  • @robertshonk518
    @robertshonk518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    The American spy Morris Childs (Operation Solo) was able to report back to the FBI that the Soviet leadership was genuinely shocked by the assassination. That helped to quell suspicion that the KGB was behind it.

    • @TheOlesarge
      @TheOlesarge ปีที่แล้ว

      That and the fact that it was a coup orchestrated by the CIA and the FBI had knowledge of it.

    • @DTD110865
      @DTD110865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Easy to believe.

    • @FighteroftheNightman
      @FighteroftheNightman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They weren't actually shocked. The bolshevik ussr (is) was controlled by the same tribe that controls the west through the central bank system. The Rothschild family has been steadily marching to get us where we are today since the 17th century when they managed to take control of England

    • @chrisstetsko5020
      @chrisstetsko5020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Was that followed up by "Operation Chewbacca"? 😜

    • @J--12
      @J--12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Should've asked CIA instead.

  • @onehillyboi
    @onehillyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18475

    In short:
    U.S.S.R: Oh crap that wasn’t us was it?
    USA: No
    U.S.S.R: Oh good, so anyway

    • @ALaughingMan
      @ALaughingMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Best country ever: Oh shit, did we do that!?
      USA: No... yes.
      Best country ever: Oh good!! Phew.... wait what!?
      Best country ever: *Collapses*

    • @makarov243
      @makarov243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@ALaughingMan "Best Country Ever"

    • @menchacism5327
      @menchacism5327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@ALaughingMan "Best Country Ever"

    • @eco1969
      @eco1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      U.S.S.R: Oh good, so anyway... * gets obliterated from existence *

    • @thebeaner8609
      @thebeaner8609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@ALaughingMan "Best country ever"

  • @sjeskey8361
    @sjeskey8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23237

    Love how the USSR had to investigate the KGB:
    "we've got so many plots against america I can't remember if this one was ours or not"

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      well spies and agents frequently operate in far flung areas with minimal communications back to HQ. That's the nature of "spy" work. Quite hard to assess if one of your agents took a opportunistic shot and went rogue.

    • @saminyead1233
      @saminyead1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      More like the KGB had to investigate themselves :v

    • @grognackgarganil9164
      @grognackgarganil9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Sirius Stark Al Ghul sadly

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "An assassin here to see me? I don't remember ordering one."

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Drab Bard You know how big the Soviet Union was, don’t you?

  • @mixererunio1757
    @mixererunio1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4512

    USSR: You're unreliable
    Lee Harvey Oswald: I'll prove you! I'll prove you all!

    • @ultimateMGproduction
      @ultimateMGproduction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      LOOOL

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      *Three fatal gunshots later*
      Oswald: "Told you so!"

    • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
      @ShinigamiInuyasha777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      The most hilarius part is that he ended up marrying the daughter of a KGB officer

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ShinigamiInuyasha777
      Marina was her name.

    • @j.h-j5j
      @j.h-j5j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@TheCimbrianBull Cute name, I would like to call a daughter like that if I ever have one.

  • @cptunderpantz9273
    @cptunderpantz9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4181

    The fact that they shared Oswald's file instead of saying they never heard of him is enough for me.

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +942

      True... they were straight about telling America that they recognize this guy as unreliable and had nothing to do with him.
      I still love how Nikita Khrushchev first reaction was to double-check with the KGB and make sure that they hadn't done this.

    • @emanuelmartinez7267
      @emanuelmartinez7267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +751

      @@angelwhispers2060 "alright comrades who did it? I'm not mad I just want to know"

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I've watched too many movies to even believe that one.

    • @l3p3
      @l3p3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I do not understand you. In that situation, full transparency is crucial. If you lie and that is uncovered later, how would that make you look like?!

    • @TheUnpredictable2020
      @TheUnpredictable2020 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It would of looked really bad had it come out that they withheld information.

  • @robbybee70
    @robbybee70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20504

    that's serious level spy shit, when you have to investigate yourself to see if you did it

    • @acidmack1041
      @acidmack1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      I know...and for some reason i absolutely love it 🤣🤣

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah

    • @robbybee70
      @robbybee70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@acidmack1041 the scary part is in a movie, it would only work in a comedy....but it was real life

    • @robbybee70
      @robbybee70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@stijnvdv2 it's the dems they been on Russian bots since 2016 and they can't get around it. China however they will let have their way

    • @marinodezelak1180
      @marinodezelak1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      it makes sense though.. no? might have been a rogue agent thinking he's doing the right thing.... They had many zealous people working for them across the U.S.

  • @nicorhodes837
    @nicorhodes837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7378

    Khrushchev: Alright, this sounds a bit fishy. I didn't kill him, did you?
    Castro: I didn't, did you?
    Mao: Wasn't me, did you?
    Ho Chi Minh: I dunno, can't've been me...
    *this proceeds for quite some time*

    • @degenerals6127
      @degenerals6127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      Suddenly Osweld appears

    • @oaples8790
      @oaples8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      hahha

    • @lightningbolt4419
      @lightningbolt4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Couldn’t have*

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Tito enters room: Guys, what the hell?

    • @paungabriel9360
      @paungabriel9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@Ake-TL Tito: I told you that Stalin was the last one.

  • @mastermindd
    @mastermindd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4575

    JFK: *dies*
    USSR: *sweats nervously*

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      JFK never died, he got killed. Fking tool!!!!!

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lol the USSR didnt want to have to use their TSAR bomb

    • @PlayerBRUV
      @PlayerBRUV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@velcranoxofficials9970 hmmm US has close nuclear bombs near Moscow though

    • @SchiwiM
      @SchiwiM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      JFK: dies
      USSR: "Shit, who was it? Did WE kill him? Quick, somebody ask the KGB!"
      😂

    • @psychichoney1557
      @psychichoney1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MichaelJ44 that's...the same thing

  • @tyemich8820
    @tyemich8820 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Fun fact: JFK's funeral was the first live satellite tv broadcast from the USA on the Soviet Television

  • @lfricmunuc4534
    @lfricmunuc4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    1:15 I love how Khrushchev is just watching the nuclear blast mildly annoyed.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      The clip stops before he takes off his shoe and deflects the blast wave with it.

    • @edmundbloxam2714
      @edmundbloxam2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He wasn't worried. He had a fridge handy.

    • @Umega101
      @Umega101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I love how there is a portrait of corn in another scene of his

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      To be fair, nobody really wants nuclear war

    • @AScottish-AustralianM-84
      @AScottish-AustralianM-84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scottydu81 if fallout is to tell about nuclear war and what it can do I agree with you

  • @gerardonv3296
    @gerardonv3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4891

    So basically;
    USSR: Not it

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      USSR*
      USA was the nation JFK was the prime minister for. USSR President was Josef Stalin

    • @hanjizoe2648
      @hanjizoe2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@MichaelJ44 wtf?

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hanji Zoe
      JFK*

    • @raymondgalvan459
      @raymondgalvan459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@hanjizoe2648 idk what he's been snorting or smoking but I want It

    • @Richi_Boi
      @Richi_Boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@MichaelJ44 This is your brain on drugs

  • @ilo2224
    @ilo2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8334

    USSR: it wasn’t me!
    CIA: yes we know
    USSR: 👀
    CIA:

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      yea cause they killed him lol

    • @ikhone9805
      @ikhone9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@Iason29 why though? I once read that because JFK was about to shut down CIA/FBI. Furthermore years earlier JFK refused to execute Operation Northwoods recommended by the CIA.

    • @normalguy5208
      @normalguy5208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The CIA or fbi can't really do something on the ground like killing a politician because it gonna create tension
      The world is sperated in 2 block
      1 USA and NATO
      2 Russia and China
      So if cia or fbi act it gonna regret it in the long run
      Like the iran general now iran is one of many USA enemy
      So all this CIA and fbi stuff are just for TV and movies
      Not really a threat to worry about .

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sir, you have won the internet today.

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ​@@ikhone9805 Ok to make this clear, so there is no more debate, what happened was a conspiracy, like the word means conspiracy is when multiple groups conspire treason and this is what happened. The CIA wasn't alone in this. To begin with the CIA was an expert with experience gained in the Cold war in removing leaders through Black ops by indirect methods in using any looney they can find to get the result they want.. Ideologists, Socialists, it really doesn't matter... Doing the black ops against Kennedy in the US was way way easier since they are the ones controlling security, but in foreign countries they don't., so just imagine what a field day that was.
      The point is that it doesn't matter who killed Kennedy directly, all that matters is they got the result they wanted. Nobody will ever know the real truth in detail obviously, but in Kennedy's operation, it is rumored the loonies they found in his case, were Mafia, perhaps from Chicago. Kennedy's father was in the Mafia and was one of those shady profiteers from bootlegging and made money in the 1920's. The mafiosi have a mentality of their own with a so called brotherhood cult, which you probably know from the movies. Once you are in with them, they feel a privilege to own you and control you. I do not know much about Kennedy's father's attitude to this idea, perhaps Kennedy didn't know either, But the point is he was not his father and the mafia thought they had some sort of claim to control the son of someone who used to be in with them. When a son of an ex mafiosi suddenly becomes president is a BIG deal. This is what a documentary on JFK explained which I watched years back, and very likely for JFK this was out of date old 20's history and an affair of his father, so he obviously must have ignored any attempts to be approached by them after he got elected. This was the motive for the mafia to want him dead..
      Bingo, now the CIA had the loonies, which if you think about it, perhaps there would have been no assassination possible if Kennedy's father had such a past, so food for thought. All the CIA had to do is order their men to take a blind eye or simply not even assign them on that day, in other words simply provide the opportunity. Some who protected Kennedy that day might have known something, but it is highly unlikely. Even today you can see how every aspect of personality has been sucked out from military, policemen, securities.. and today we just have human robots. Back then the agency dudes were the first of such robots while the police for example back then still held some traditions of humanity, so they were obviously oblivious and were the only ones who genuinely reacted to the shooting and went out of their way to catch the person or persons involved..
      There is really not much else to explain on how it was organised, the rest you can pretty much guess yourself. All this was an executive CIA order to organise a Black Op, get in touch and coordinate with the mafia, the mafia then used three shooters of their own that day, with guaranteed get away and light security , while using Oswald as a scapegoat. The three shooters were necessary to make sure Kennedy is dead, because assassinations are always chancy affairs, and if the president somehow managed to survive he would be literally the only person who would be capable of hunting down the conspirators. Oswald was necessary to direct public and media outrage to his person. But because he had candidates in his mind of acquaintances who might have been involved in his frame up, he might have been the result of a new trail of evidence in the following days, so he had to be eliminated as well, and also to end the trail of outrage with his death. The other main issue was the president's autopsy, which has been debated all the way up to 1998 and still things remain inconclusive. At least 60% percent of americans in polls to this day believe the autopsy was manipulated in showing the death came from one direction and to cover up the fact that the 2 fatal shots that killed him from at least the 2 out of the 3 gunmen present, came from different directions. Despite the fact that all 3 official investigative commissions up to 1998 that occurred concluded to reject the idea. The first autopsy was attempted by Rose in Dallas who tried to do things by the book, which was interrupted by agents who basically broke the law and took the body away by force so another autopsy can be conducted in Washington. The autopsy there has also been fuzzy with a so called doctor removed and replaced during the autopsy to new evidence added constantly over the years every time the assassination comes in to question, such as "out of the blue" confessions of doctors involved, speaking out 28 years later and supporting the one gunman theory instead of coming forward much earlier.
      Now the why is even more uncertain, and could be discussed forever as it can also be quite philosophical as well, but I can tell you one thing though, the Conspirators wouldn't be able to answer your question well either. They are murderers after all, it's like trying to ask a husband on why he killed his wife. But the general essence of this is that it mostly has to do with American history and how in reality out of all the presidents, very few actually made a stand and attempted to genuinely lead their country with their own good heart. Like Lincoln and Washington for example, and Roosevelt obviously who ended isolationism and made military dominance possible. The Cold war took a nature of its own, thanks to Nuclear power which you can agree with me such power was never held in the hands of humans for all the thousands of years since we existed. Now you can understand this immense power is unlikely NOT to have SOME psychological repercussions. That is what happened to the US military or war hawks as many would call them, nuclear weapons can change a person's personality. They became drunk with power and after WW2, for the first time the US was on the top of their game and were the first to be truly masters of the world, just cause they achieved in holding the world hostage with a giant gun barrel pointed at it for the first time ( which is pretty much what a nuclear weapon is). And in this regard we could say they were as drunk as the USSR. All this I explain to you to understand how it was so easy for these people to feel nothing when taking the decision in wanting to kill the president. They wanted to have someone to control. Presidents to such people, are just the faces of the democratic farse which come and go every 4 years to keep up appearances for the people. In reality the people who rule are the ones with permanent positions.
      Kennedy would harass them all the way on multiple matters and was no push over, and when Kennedy was making the plans to pull the US out of the Vietnam War, for them it was the final straw, the president simply had to die. This is why his successor ended up increasing the troops sent to Vietnam and escalated the war, the exact opposite. There may be no direct evidence but it was suspected some CIA and government officials were also directly involved with war industry giants who stood to lose a great deal had the war been discontinued. So there were billions of dollars involved in the matter as well, not just an ideological stance towards the spread of communism and the pacifist approach.
      In my opinion Kennedy, with a slight exception for Obama, was the last great president the United States has seen so far. But since his death, politics changed forever, now that we can kill presidents, all sacred respect for the position evaporated on its own and lead to successive puppets. The warhawks opinion that democracy is a farse with presidents being reoccurring actors for every 4 years has by now become the norm. This is their legacy, and this was made possible by society's disunity on hunting down their national leader's murderers and serving justice.. Unfortunately people aren't into history which is why most were completely surprised when Trump became president, despite even losing the vote and being a blithering idiot. It's once again the signs, or side effects of this drunkenness of power. Since Kennedy's death they worked hard on keeping up appearances for the masses that what they are living is a democracy and their presidents aren't puppets, but after all these years and society prioritising individualism , privacy and self-servitude and a complete disinterest to politics as long as they live "happy" lives, have made this hard work ever more slack. The need to keep up appearances seems less and less necessary as we move into the future, now that these people know that even rubbing it into the face of the masses that they have no rule of the people, still would never jeopardize their positions of power.
      I'm sorry for the long explanation, but I hope I helped you out in understanding what happened.

  • @TimesChu
    @TimesChu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    It's nice to see the USSR not portrayed as cartoon villains for once.

    • @clairfayne
      @clairfayne ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But what about Marshall Maize?

    • @milliondollarmistake
      @milliondollarmistake ปีที่แล้ว +114

      it helps that they didn't do something evil for once

    • @momom6197
      @momom6197 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well, that's the difference between history and cartoons for you.

    • @zts3902
      @zts3902 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@milliondollarmistake as if they ever did anything iniquitous

    • @dorktriogamer2865
      @dorktriogamer2865 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zts3902 ... Like Trotsky's assassination the gulags holodomore or occupation of eastern Europe?

  • @pississippian
    @pississippian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    JFK: gets assassinated
    USSR: oh god did we do that? please say we didn't do that.

    • @LookBackHistory
      @LookBackHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This video summed up nicely.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I love this picture of all the communist leaders looking concerned at one another, thinking that one of them commanded it without notifying anyone and collectively shitting their pants

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how could the government not be aware of intelligence operatives

    • @luckiller019
      @luckiller019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that is more CIA reaction

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the CIA is GOAT STFU

  • @admiralpavelnakhimov8755
    @admiralpavelnakhimov8755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8551

    Oswald: *A Marxist who lived in the USSR*
    Khrushchev: HE WHAT.
    KGB: IVAN, START DIGGING THROUGH THE FILES *NOW.*

    • @gggamer2738
      @gggamer2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Correction "through our files"

    • @edpablo2635
      @edpablo2635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lmao

    • @ivankrat8695
      @ivankrat8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Da tavarish

    • @joelsolano8939
      @joelsolano8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmaoo this was gold

    • @channeleditor9335
      @channeleditor9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      "Reznov, please tell me we didn't recruit this man"

  • @teamredshirt
    @teamredshirt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5232

    The more I learn about Nikita Khrushchev the more I realize how much credit he deserves for keeping a lid on things during the height of the Cold War.

    • @thesturm8686
      @thesturm8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Well Khrushchev is getting more of my respect, next to Birthmarks that is

    • @dilshadimon4402
      @dilshadimon4402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Khruschev was probably the best at realpolitik among Soviet leaders

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

      When the Cuban Missile Crisis ended, Khrushchev publicly withdrew his missiles from Cuba and allowed the USA to secretly remove its own missiles from Turkey. That was the deal, but in public, it was a Soviet retreat not an American one even though in real life both sides had retreated. Khrushchev gave Kennedy a face-saving solution that the Soviet establishment never forgave him (Khrushchev) for. That was one of many reasons the Politburo voted him out of power just a few years later.

    • @65tosspowertrapl36
      @65tosspowertrapl36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Khruschev knew war, from first hand experience.

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Didn't Kruschev order that they try to cover up the Chernobyl disaster? I may be wrong, but I think he was in command at that time
      Edit: just going to go ahead and say this; I've already been informed that Krushchev was *NOT* the one in power when the Chernobyl incident happened.

  • @dkupke
    @dkupke ปีที่แล้ว +551

    A long time ago I read a biography of Castro. One chapter opened with a description from a former US ambassador about having lunch with Castro when they got a phone call. Castro answered and faked “ What news?” then he went stark white she asked “Seriously?” He turned on the nearest radio to hear reports of the assassination, then turned to the ambassador and said “ There goes your whole reason for being here,”

    • @markrobinowitz8473
      @markrobinowitz8473 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Castro was meeting with Jean Daniel, a French journalist (not an ambassador) when they heard the news from Dallas. They were discussing restarting US Cuban diplomatic relations. Daniel had met with JFK and was their intermediary.

  • @jsthecanuck6804
    @jsthecanuck6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15527

    USSR: “WAIT GUYS WE DIDNT DO THIS”
    CIA: “yeah we know”
    USSR: “...”

    • @julianmunoz7836
      @julianmunoz7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      This

    • @justinb864
      @justinb864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

      CIA: "But we'll blame you anyways to get the public excited for war in Vietnam."

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      USSR: "Oh, thank goodness! To be frank, we had no idea if it actually was us!"

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh boy

    • @arbynChief617
      @arbynChief617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@justinb864 except they didn’t.......

  • @wafflecougar-online
    @wafflecougar-online 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    JFK: Gets killed*
    KGB: Why are you all looking at me?

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well cold war...

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      CIA: *slowly backs out of room*

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Even KGB was looking at themselves

    • @niaagustina4142
      @niaagustina4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bryanmartinez6600 looking themselves , how *start trying to watch my backbody

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KGB sus

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    Yeah, I can see how they would panic. That's kind of how WW1 started.

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It was crazier back then. People had more lead in their blood streams from car exhaust. The shooters were way down on the food chain, no radios for them, umbrella man gave signals et.

    • @jsharps1000
      @jsharps1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Great comparison man. never thought of it like that.

    • @trollface1054
      @trollface1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      raven lord
      Yeah, some random Serbian nationalist who had nothing to do with the Serbian government shot an archduke, Serbia got blamed and it started a whole lot of shit,

    • @angel8165
      @angel8165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Robert Richard Not to mention increasing nationalism

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@trollface1054 the guy shooting the archduke played the minorest of roles in causing WW-I. at that point the war was happening, everybody knew and accepted the fact that the war was happening, they were just waiting for an excuse to start it.

  • @sebastianfries274
    @sebastianfries274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I like how you portray nations at war by one leader calmly walking up to his enemy with a picket sign that says “die please”

  • @claytoniusdoesthings9598
    @claytoniusdoesthings9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17316

    So Russia went thru a real life "Panik, Kalm, Panik" meme moment.

    • @moshelevi9388
      @moshelevi9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      😂😂😂😂 it appears that way!

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

      Jfk assasinated: panik
      KGB confirms no connection: kalm
      Oswald was a Marxist who lived in ussr: panik

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      Who would have thought that American Marxists could cause the USSR so many problems?

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Bdjs Hdhdus is that what we call: "Self sabotage"?

    • @FenriZz
      @FenriZz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grammar

  • @haris000000
    @haris000000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    The big question that needs anwsering: How Did James Bizonett react ?

    • @petartoshkov2076
      @petartoshkov2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      and whether he'll continiue to support our beloved historian?

    • @yeeyeeass
      @yeeyeeass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      James Bizonett was on the grassy knoll

    • @ruebengopaul8060
      @ruebengopaul8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@yeeyeeass he had the umbrella

    • @Vrâasta
      @Vrâasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      i don't know why but I freaking love this man

    • @nhlanhlashamase3453
      @nhlanhlashamase3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What about a man of culture?

  • @jamesricker3997
    @jamesricker3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5001

    When Soviet leadership found out that Oswald had been in the Soviet Union they freaked. They were terrified it might have been a rogue KGB plot.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Instead it was a rogue communist plot involving Americans and Cubans. Lee Harvey was part of a communist terrorist group.

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      So basically, the lesson we can learn from the Cold War is that intelligence agencies are absolute cancer.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      David Stinger: Hear, hear! 👍

    • @richardvonhohenleben3143
      @richardvonhohenleben3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@davidstinger1134 I wouldn't go this far but their rogue operations such as MK Ultra, executing opposition leaders in broad daylight and fighting against as well as financing all of the 100 tribes in Afghanistan was a pretty bad idea.

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maybe it was, but that would ment actual war, wich non side realy wanted unless they were certain of victory, so they just pretended they didnt see nothin

  • @anonymike8280
    @anonymike8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I always say, when Lee Oswald went to the Soviet Union, the Soviets assessed him as a mentally unstable adventurer and made no attempt to use him as an intelligence asset. This becomes germain because the Department of the Navy downgraded Oswald's Marine Corps discharge from honorable to the administrative category of undesirable based on the presumption that he had provided information about the U-2 program that he had learned during his assignment in Japan to the Soviets. He hadn't.
    Texas Gov. John Connally had been secretary of the Navy when Oswald's discharge was downgraded. It has been theorized that Oswald's primary resentment was against Connally and that his intended target originally was Connally. Theorized. In any case, the downgrading of Oswald's military discharge very well could have been a source of resentment whatever the focus of that resentment was.

    • @920WASHBURN
      @920WASHBURN ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sure, if oswald actually did it

    • @anonymike8280
      @anonymike8280 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@920WASHBURN He had resentment. No doubt about that. Whether he committed the crimes attributed to him is still an open question.

    • @snotnosewilly99
      @snotnosewilly99 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oswald thought that communist Cuba was the ideal place on earth to live.
      He hated Kennedy for the Bay of Pigs attack on Cuba. This is why he shot Kennedy. (There were 3 witnesses within 10 feet of Oswald when he shot Kennedy)

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anonymike Maybe open for the NPCs.

    • @920WASHBURN
      @920WASHBURN ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You really think ozwald did this? Alone?

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4778

    Khrushchev personally stopped calling him just "John Kennedy" and decided to use "F" to pay respects.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      We live in a society!

    • @curtishammer748
      @curtishammer748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I am ashamed at how long it took me understand this comment.

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish Khrushchev's son, the Colonel became the Federation of Russia President after Putin.

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *John* “ press *F* to pay respects” *Kennedy*

    • @fahoodie1852
      @fahoodie1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sviatoslav S.
      Scout!

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4748

    Its both funny and terrifying the Soviet leadership had no idea if one of their own spies did it or not.

    • @hamsterfromabove8905
      @hamsterfromabove8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      It makes sense. The KGB was a large and rather secretive organization. People were only told what they needed to know and not a single thing more. Its not impossible that somewhere in chain of command there was a rogue actor that got overzealous with the anti-America campaign. Any organization that's too large for anyone to remember everyone's name has a risk of a rogue actor using the organization's resources for something that the overall organization doesn't support. The KGB was worried that one of their agents may have decided to make a personal sacrifice believing it was best for Russia.

    • @alex_zetsu
      @alex_zetsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The fact that they had to do so implies that the KGB assassinate people without the top knowing otherwise they could have just known a hit on JFK wasn't in their memo and therefore couldn't be them.

    • @ilyanizhnik6874
      @ilyanizhnik6874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      pretty much like things are with CIA

    • @lovepeaceandlive
      @lovepeaceandlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@ilyanizhnik6874 haha I was about to say.. Americans would be horrified if they knew what the CIA and NSA do without their governments knowledge.

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lovepeaceandlive people who make statements like that don't know how the intelligence agencies actually work. NSA doesn't actually deal with people at all, it's all device/communication related.

  • @jonyprepperisrael60
    @jonyprepperisrael60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    when the KGB is so secretive that they dont even know if they had planned on killing JFK

    • @mobilecyclop7329
      @mobilecyclop7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      jony prepper israel well no one knows what dumb agents could do

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      When the NKVD became the KGB, most of Stalin's boys were purged. Soviet leadership always worried about the ones they possibly missed going rouge

    • @numu4913
      @numu4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jamesricker3997 dude it's hilarious to read
      *Something bad happening in the West EU/ USA*
      USSR Government: IS IT WE?

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it won't made sense since nuclear war is not everyone want..they all act hard but in the end.. they only care about their power...

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That would be the Soviet Union. After the fall of Communism, the Russians discovered that their maps of their own country were so full of misinformation (to confuse foreign invaders trying to find their way around Russia) that they had to go to the West to buy accurate maps of Russia because all our maps were based on accurate satellite images.

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren ปีที่แล้ว +5

    JFK: *dies*
    USA: JFK is dead
    USSR: Oh blyat w-we didn't do it!
    USA: We know
    USSR: ??
    CIA: *devilish laughs quietly*

  • @nikitag1376
    @nikitag1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8233

    Russia actually liked Kennedy in our history books he is described very positively.

    • @mega4363
      @mega4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Really? Vs other presidents what is the difference?

    • @Denis-VBH
      @Denis-VBH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

      @@mega4363 Being shot when he was.
      There are fair to good odds if he had lived out his life he would have failed the American public in one way or another, and we would remember him as a total prick.
      People who die - at least good people who die - are generally remembered far more generously than good people who live on and fade into obscurity.
      If Elvis hadn’t died when he did, he would not be remembered half as well as he was.
      If John Lennon hadn’t been murdered, he would not be remembered half as well as he was.
      If Jesus hadn’t died when he did, he would not be remembered at all.
      And if JFK hadn’t been assassinated, he would be just another in a long line of former Presidents that most people couldn’t remember the name of. But since he was murdered, he gets remembered as great, despite the fact he was almost certainly only somewhere in the middle.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @Harry Quellings Except he was the one who caused the missiles to be stationed on Cuba in the first place.
      Bay of pigs, remember?
      CIA sponsered killings in South America and East asia?
      JFK wasn't the peace maker, people make him out to be.

    • @mjpratch
      @mjpratch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@Orcawhale1 Russian missiles weren't able to reach most of the US during the cold War but then a new Cuban dictator took over and suddenly there was a big problem because if the ussr used communist Cuba to set up their missiles then they would easily be able to cover the entire US. They would've put the missiles there regardless striking first was the right way to go but jfk decided he wanted to be discrete about it and pulled half the troops that were planned to go which caused the invasion to fail

    • @tskraj3190
      @tskraj3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@Orcawhale1 The C.I.A. was at odds with Kennedy because Kennedy was what they considered a "rogue" president. Kennedy often did what he pleased despite what his advisors told him to do. Some of his actions in office might have declared him a threat to Homeland Security. I can't honestly say whether he was doing good or causing a possible harm to our country.

  • @zakiducky
    @zakiducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    When you realize that the Cuban Missile Crisis happened almost exactly a year prior to his death, it adds another level of ‘oh shit’ and panic to JFK’s untimely demise. It’s easy to see how the USSR panicked and so many conspiracies arose around who took JFK out. The poor guy had enemies foreign and domestic in nearly every corner around him.

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He fucked up when he let Diem get killed in South Viet Nam. Other'n that he didn't have any foreign enemies.

    • @SuperAerie
      @SuperAerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I say the world got lucky that it was a lonely loser and not someone in an organisation payed by moscow. The latter was more or less like the situation in 1914 and I bet the US would have reacted exacly like Austria did (with extreme vengeance) if Oswald was an agent from foreign & hostile power.

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SuperAerie Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, even Congress admitted it's a conspiracy, but they don't have any power over the conspirators. But, the organizations still have to pay to cover that up. It's like what William Casey said, you know.

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robertrichard6107 But lots of enemies within our own government who saw him as a traitor when he tried to ease Cold War tensions with Russia and pull back from Indochina.

    • @S-Fan2006
      @S-Fan2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zyrrhos actually, the USA pulled out of the Vietnam War because it became very unpopular among the U.S, combined with the fact it was becoming increasingly un-winnable, which allowed the North Vietnamese to do what the confederacy couldn’t get them to do in the American civil war, which was to demoralise the U.S to the point the U.S government had no choice but to give up, thus ensuring that, to the U.S, the war just wasn’t worth it, and had to end.

  • @godlyoli7821
    @godlyoli7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8912

    _US News: The President has been assassinated..._
    *USSR: Oh no, was that us?!*
    _US: ...by a US citizen..._
    *USSR: Phew, not us. Nice.*
    _US: ...who loved Karl Marx and lived in Russia for a time!_
    *USSR: Ready the nukes quietly, and help the Americans publicly...NOW!*

    • @joelsolano8939
      @joelsolano8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmaooo

    • @rikilamaru
      @rikilamaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      US News: The President has been assassinated...
      USSR: Oh no, was that us?!
      US: ...by a US citizen...
      USSR: Phew, not us. Nice.
      US: ...who loved Karl Marx and lived in Russia for a time!
      USSR:NANI?!?!
      fixed it

    • @shenboi9
      @shenboi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@rikilamaru 😐

    • @emilchandran546
      @emilchandran546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You forgot the last bit where LBJ accuses the USSR of orchestrating the assassination.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@rikilamaru
      But they weren't Japanese though...

  • @LightningWing11
    @LightningWing11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I absolutely love the guys carrying around signs everywhere and the blank expressions on their faces 😂

    • @infiad1275
      @infiad1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just like the far left, now!

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim ปีที่แล้ว

      ...And, "​@@infiad1275"?

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@infiad1275What?

  • @rrobespierre
    @rrobespierre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    "DID WE KILL HIM???" I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mick Jagger says so in 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it not funny at the time...

    • @erenliebert4576
      @erenliebert4576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're like the first female I have seen on this channel, though, I am not sure if you are female

    • @kevincorcoran6493
      @kevincorcoran6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertrichard6107 What Jagger and Richard were saying was the hatred in the U.S. and world resulted in it. Rod Serling even referred to it in a Twilight Zone episode. The hatred has unfortunately returned today.

    • @thefourthcrusader2117
      @thefourthcrusader2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@erenliebert4576 definetly a boy

  • @leviticuscornwall9631
    @leviticuscornwall9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    USSR: “We didn’t do it!”
    CIA: “We know.”
    USSR: “Oh ok, goo- wait what?”

    • @garybrown2039
      @garybrown2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I like how everyone started getting suspicious of the CIA around a year ago.

    • @ilyanizhnik6874
      @ilyanizhnik6874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@garybrown2039 a year ago? it's a super old (conspiracy) story about JFK hating masons.

    • @garybrown2039
      @garybrown2039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ilyanizhnik6874 no I’m talking about how the majority of the public started asking questions.

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But hilariously the CIA didn't even know that the USSR was going to collapse in the days leading up.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garybrown2039 Anyone who wants to know about the CIA should just look-up "MKUltra"

  • @yoavmor9002
    @yoavmor9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3116

    An aid in the Kremlin: JFK is kil
    Khrushchev: no

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dumb

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@PANZERFAUST90 no u

    • @tricksor6589
      @tricksor6589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      sory for bad english
      where were u wen keneddy is kil?
      i was in moscow eating semechki wen fone is ring
      "jfk is kil"
      "no"

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoavmor9002 nope you

    • @artman7780
      @artman7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Putin: yes

  • @durzoblint6532
    @durzoblint6532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Two points.
    1- I generally love that the KGB was seen as so powerful and unruly that the higher ups in Moscow genuinely thought one of them did it. Tells you that the KGB at this point had debatably more power than the government.
    2- Prior to Putin closing off old Soviet Documents cause, I guess to him they were like embarrassing high school moments rather than a chance to heal relationships, they reveal that the USSR despite public image, was more avid war at all cost than the US was.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim ปีที่แล้ว +2

      more "avoid war at all costs" than* There! FTFY 😊

    • @brazil_is_a_africa538
      @brazil_is_a_africa538 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Throw back to the time Marshall Zhukov literally made the head of the KGB turn white after bursting into a meeting saying "WHO THE FUCK MOVED *MY* TROOPS" (the kgb replaced all the normal soldiers at the kremlin)

  • @joshmorton7283
    @joshmorton7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I just like the idea of the head of the kgb just panicking thinking “oh shit did we do that!”

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Krushchev: "Ok who did it? I'm not mad, just disappointed"

    • @happyalltheday2275
      @happyalltheday2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So the USSR know the war crime?

    • @metuo3347
      @metuo3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This actually made me burt out laughing thank you

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it was more like what the fuck.... who try to start a nuclear war...?

  • @johnbrown9542
    @johnbrown9542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    Summary: For a brief moment everyone was united in the fact they didn’t want to die in a nuclear holocaust
    Then that fear subsided and Vietnam happened

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Materialistic dreams of Viet Nam rubber on Lincoln Mk V sedans won out!

    • @Keichwoud357
      @Keichwoud357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Vietnam was already going on.

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lyndon escalated the Vietnam War. Although he also did other things which eventually reduced hostility to Socialism in the USA.

    • @doug814
      @doug814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea that's actually a good summation of it.

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@markhenley3097 Well, LBJ knew he'd loose in '64 if he didn't escalate, so he had to orchestrate Tonkin Gulf.

  • @raphaelhanna8345
    @raphaelhanna8345 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I find it surprising that the Soviet Union was not only worried about JFK's assassination but they even apologised to his family despite the fact that JFK was essentially the governmental leader of their enemy nation

  • @komocity269
    @komocity269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5008

    Imagine starting a world war due to some guy killing someone from the opposite side...
    This meme was created by the Serbo-Austrian gang

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Wait service Austrian? Now I imagine Austria-Hungary except it isn’t Hungary but Serbia,
      Cursed

    • @steinerstine2845
      @steinerstine2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I get it

    • @f4d382
      @f4d382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Imagine having a leader create anime
      This meme was created by the japo-hirohito gang

    • @inspiredme7030
      @inspiredme7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Double curse

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I understand that reference."

  • @joshandkorinna
    @joshandkorinna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    All I can think about is Steve Buscemi freaking out asking the KGB, "This wasn't us right?!?!?"
    Omg they need to make a sequel around this.

    • @joshandkorinna
      @joshandkorinna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Celeste__ch. No, a sequel when Khrushchev was in power.

    • @joshandkorinna
      @joshandkorinna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Celeste__ch. Yea, the film should be called the Death of JFK and focus around the panic that USSR government had during Kennedy's death. I think it would be the perfect sequel.

    • @mattbader9480
      @mattbader9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you, I was looking for this reference. A sequel about the Cuban Missile Crisis and JFK’s death would be just comedy gold.

    • @josefptacek113
      @josefptacek113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Celeste__ch. well if you didn't notice sequel to cold war already started

    • @RedNinja0070
      @RedNinja0070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattbader9480 OMGG A SEQUEL TO DEATH OF STALIN WITH Steve Buscemi☠☠☠

  • @kalyka98
    @kalyka98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    JFK: killed by a marxist who used to live in the USSR
    USSR: (chuckles) I'm in danger

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He trained in USSR with Italian Manlicker rifle.

    • @crabyman3555
      @crabyman3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@robertrichard6107 Carcano rifle you mean, Manlicher is Austrian

    • @kaziente7974
      @kaziente7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@robertrichard6107 He was a marine, in the USSR he worked in a factory in Minsk

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *we're

    • @cjgermann9871
      @cjgermann9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liberty Prime don’t be that guy

  • @HAL-bo5lr
    @HAL-bo5lr ปีที่แล้ว +23

    People overlook that Khrushchev was actually way more scared of nuclear war than even the top American officials. He really did seem to be adamant about deescalating the tension.

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You cant grow corn in a nuclear wasteland after all

  • @NCon-to5wn
    @NCon-to5wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    So basically: “Oh my god that’s so horrible!... we didn’t do that did we- oh we didn’t thank god”

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Legit though, when I had jobs as a teenager, I would sometimes get blamed for things, and then deny and defend that I didn't do it, but as I walked away, I was really thinking, "crap, I really hope I didn't"
      Sometimes I would get get so preoccupied I would do things without thinking

  • @samaritan3712
    @samaritan3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    "Premier! We have news coming from the United States! J.F.K is dead!"
    "..Who?"
    "..ЖФК."
    "Oh goodness!"

    • @marcodepril4888
      @marcodepril4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Privet, добри вечер

    • @warrcoww6717
      @warrcoww6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “..кто?” *

    • @marcodepril4888
      @marcodepril4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does it matter? Im just a student from saint peterburg ,и Да я незнакомец, но ето не остоновить скемто разговаривать.

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marco De Pril grammar is poor, but generally understandable and good enthusiasm, keep it up👍

    • @jeffreychandra912
      @jeffreychandra912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ŽFK?

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    US: SOVIETS!
    USSRA: What??
    US: oh sorry, force of habit

    • @crumpets8875
      @crumpets8875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does USSRA stand for?

    • @nightraven2975
      @nightraven2975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@crumpets8875 Unions of Soviet Socialist Republics. I think the A is a typeo.

    • @crumpets8875
      @crumpets8875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nightraven2975 ah ok thanks

    • @littlevirus3562
      @littlevirus3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nightraven2975 nah mate, is: Union Soviets Socialist Republics Ass

    • @jean-bastienjoly5962
      @jean-bastienjoly5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Union of Soviets Socialist Republics Associates

  • @johnmccrossan9376
    @johnmccrossan9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    0:50 imagine doing so much assassinating that you hear somebody got shot and you have to be like: '... Was that us?'

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim ปีที่แล้ว

      “somebody”???

  • @eget4144
    @eget4144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Who is James Bizanet? WHO IS HE?!

    • @duyguozkann
      @duyguozkann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i imagine his surname is write more like... Byzanette

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He killed JFK

    • @CBielski87
      @CBielski87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      james biz nasty

    • @personaronthegreat1399
      @personaronthegreat1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Whoever they are, they have been around for a long long time.

    • @Jack-zy6ik
      @Jack-zy6ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      James Bissonette serves as History Matters' buffer state.

  • @Elongated_Muskrat
    @Elongated_Muskrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "Castro was also sad."

    • @Adros2121
      @Adros2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "Damn, they stole my kill" -Castro

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2:54

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Adrian Martinez “even though we were rivals I expected his death to be better, goddamn it!”

    • @garybrown2039
      @garybrown2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh don’t be so sad Castro. Where Kennedy couldn’t even get a medal for surviving assassinations , your going to be getting the Olympic Gold by the time you die.

    • @paireon3419
      @paireon3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@garybrown2039 Olympic gold? Pfft. Try "World Guinness record holder by a country mile and very unlikely to ever be surpassed even ten thousand years from now". There were 638 of 'em.

  • @Leroydavis182
    @Leroydavis182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    How is it possible that the infamous James bizinett has never been seen the in the comments, he has a following

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He is somewhere around here, lurking in the shadows, studying our every move. He's basically the Martians from War of the Worlds.

    • @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger
      @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dude, I'm a straight guy, and I'd go gay for James Bizonette... or a 1980s-era Val Kilmer...

    • @gggggggggggggggggg161
      @gggggggggggggggggg161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger have you heard of the term "bi"?

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He probably is here, just under a different username.

    • @Scott89878
      @Scott89878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want to know where the hell Partyboyco went, that was always most interesting name to be read out but for some reason, he withdrew his support.

  • @theelephantintheroom69
    @theelephantintheroom69 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine doing something that singlehandedly causes the entirety of the USSR frantically scramble to deny involvement in what you did, out of sheer and raw panic

  • @artur6912
    @artur6912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The part where the KGB launched an investigation... in to the KGB, to check if this was not their doing is officially my favorite history trivia.

    • @joshduthie3401
      @joshduthie3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * propaganda.

    • @shaynemhopkins
      @shaynemhopkins ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@joshduthie3401 no that’s whatever you where fed these are real facts.

    • @Hereford1642
      @Hereford1642 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaynemhopkins You are taking the word of a youtube blogger who has quoted no sources whatsoever. He also states that the Soviet union knew nothing at all about the American vice presidents stance and opinions. I have my doubts.

    • @geenkaas6380
      @geenkaas6380 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hereford1642 The vice president is most of the time not importend

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    That picture of Khrushchev "not being too keen on the idea of nuclear war" killed me. Legit the funniest thing I've seen all day, thank you.

    • @akfreed6949
      @akfreed6949 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh , we ALWAYS had more nukes than they did .

    • @patrickdunning6886
      @patrickdunning6886 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@akfreed6949 Having more nukes means very little, even a few hundred nukes could easily level a few nation states. You imagine 300 or 400 nukes flying at the USA? Whether it's 300 or 3-4000 nukes means absolutely nothing.....you are still getting your country leveled in short order.

    • @vitalytravin631
      @vitalytravin631 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause he is the great Cornholio

  • @wv4776
    @wv4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5499

    The more I learn about the Cold War the more I realize that the USSR were trying to avoid war more than the US

    • @NoOne-go3ml
      @NoOne-go3ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

      Same thing is still going on with places like Cuba that actively seek peaceful and healthy relations with the US while they are placed under embargo and countries like Saudi Arabia instead get massive support.

    • @impervas5801
      @impervas5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      It is not surprising that after how many wars in the XX century, we Russians do not want more war. In those years, we often said, "лишь бы не было войны." (That means, in a simplified translation, no more war.)

    • @humansvd3269
      @humansvd3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      that's an absolute bs statement. They definately wanted to capture the west.

    • @MarkSKristensen
      @MarkSKristensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Nobody wants to fight a war they know they'll lose.

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      @@MarkSKristensen That will end in nuclear destruction of both sides really

  • @burkanov
    @burkanov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Interestingly, that JFK was a rather popular person in the USSR, despite all tensions and confrontations of the cold war. I'm pretty much sure, the panic reaction was not in the gov. offices only, lots of folks were kinda "shit, did our assholes murdered him? what a dumbasses", so the politburo had to calm down internal public as well.

  • @rickchros1919
    @rickchros1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The USSR did the equivalent of looking through there Snapchat story after getting hammered the night before

    • @Gambito99100
      @Gambito99100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact their country is stereotipically associated with drinking vodka like water just makes this analogy even better

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gambito99100 yes

  • @Explosive509er
    @Explosive509er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    USSR: You’re unreliable.
    CIA: You’re a reliable scapegoat.

    • @TheBinaryHappiness
      @TheBinaryHappiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep, and it persists to this day. russian hackers, election, anything. tired of that, western world is full of lies and deceit, i wouldn't want to live there if i was offered a US green card

    • @TheBinaryHappiness
      @TheBinaryHappiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Karl Marx they also used to call us "EVIL COMMIES", but now, you know.. Life is full of surprised indeed

  • @julioroca1672
    @julioroca1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5238

    "JFK dies"
    The world: Idk USSR kinda looking sus
    USSR: we are not the assassin... are we KGB?

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      USSR: "we couldn't have killed him we were in the vent"

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Leviathis_Krade "They are right it was me. I killed JFK becuse he was sus."

    • @Leviathis_Krade
      @Leviathis_Krade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@anthonythomas FBI: you mean the wires in the hotel?

    • @fretsstr-inging4129
      @fretsstr-inging4129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      *USSR was not the impostor*

    • @EnergyOfQi
      @EnergyOfQi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      haha funny among us

  • @robertlamprell1854
    @robertlamprell1854 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this channel, the balance of dry witted humour with accessible snapshots of important historical events is genius.

  • @homie_tatz
    @homie_tatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    JFK: *dies*
    USSR: "Wasn't me"
    Also USSR: "Alright who tf did it?"

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Castro's reaction was also interesting. Despite JFK and Castro being supposed enemies during thr missile crisis, Castro was actually worried for JFK's safety when he got the call that Kennedy have been seriously wounded. He said to the people near him "This is bad news."
    Castro actually thought it was a KKK member or a Vietnamese person, not a Soviet sympathizer.
    He was also quoted as saying that he was vehemently against assassination, and that it was the worst way you could go about doing away with a president. Coming from a guy with experience in getting rid of presidents.
    Castro also said that JFK couldve been the greatest president in US history, and that if he continued there couldve been peace between socialists and capitalists. In his eyes, Kennedy was a man he and Kruschchev could talk to.
    After also having wtitten some trash talk against Kennedy's policies the day before, he went later and changed it so it was speaking not against Kennedy's policies, but the United States'.
    Castro ordered that Cuba go into mourning for their fallen foe, completely unexpected from America's evil Communist neighbor.

    • @DTD110865
      @DTD110865 ปีที่แล้ว

      Castro actually supported North Vietnam, among other communist thugs in the third world. He spent his entire regime blaming America for communist wars he was either causing or contributing to, when he wasn't oppressing his people Joe Stalin-style.

    • @markrobinowitz8473
      @markrobinowitz8473 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Castro was also meeting with Jean Daniel, a French journalist who was a backchannel negotiator between Castro and JFK. They were discussing restarting diplomatic relations. Castro understood that Oswald was a patsy and the CIA did it.

    • @DTD110865
      @DTD110865 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markrobinowitz8473 Castro was so busy backing up communist revolutions throughout the third world, or hooking himself up with others that were already going on, he never was interested with improving relations with our government. Wooing our media on the other hand, he was okay with.

    • @SamBrickell
      @SamBrickell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so in other words... castro's reaction was to be extremely long-winded and have foolish expectations, exactly like his response to everything from the jfk assassination to milk cows

    • @victor75208
      @victor75208 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well he didn't assassinate Batista did he? An ousting is totally different.

  • @buttnuttz6119
    @buttnuttz6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    I imagine the Russians were like “lmao the CIA killed their own president”

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Maybe not the lmao part, more like, 'Hey guys, don't get any ideas.' But yeah, they knew.

    • @mcr2dcr348
      @mcr2dcr348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Nah I got 20 on a long running bet that it was the Mafia, though the CIA were probably also involved
      Imma be honest though when it comes the that assassination you could read a book saying it’s mafia, cia, kgb, or a lone assassin and by the end of either book you’d be convinced it was whoever the book was about

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@mcr2dcr348 This is true. But after reading several books, you can draw your own conclusions. It's speculation of course. Well-coordinated conspiracies are like that. I was involved in a low-level crime when I was a teen, charged with conspiracy, and I was surprised when I saw the dossier the detectives had on it to see there were people involved that I didn't even know or know were involved. I thought it was just me and a handful of others. There are several keys facts that lead me to believe Oswald didn't act alone, but beyond that... who knows. My best guess is that Allen Dulles was involved. And I imagine it was a large network of conspirators with those involved not knowing who else was involved. Did you know there were 60 conspirators involved in the assassination of Julius Caesar?

    • @mcr2dcr348
      @mcr2dcr348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bearded Jagger damn I didn’t, who was the dude that one of Kennedy’s mistresses boyfriend was a head of one of the mafia families? Was that Dulles? Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve actually look at the Kennedy thing. I know the mafia didn’t like him because they wanted their casinos back in Cuba and then after paying the unions they had control over to vote for Kennedy they were told they wouldn’t be investigated, and then they were, and the KGB didn’t like him because well, you know, and then the CIA didn’t like him because they didn’t want to not be a thing anymore, lot of shady people with motives to kill him, and I don’t doubt at all that multiple entities were involved, but idk I just feel like at the end of the day the mafia had the like, final say and they like actually killed him. Main thing I look at is just because of the dude that shot Oswald and his connections to the underworld. But as you said, all speculation, couldve been fuckin Canada for some damn reason

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      ​@@mcr2dcr348 Dulles was head of the CIA during the Bay of Pigs Invasion. He was dismissed by JFK over it. And when you consider everything Dulles was involved in before that - he oversaw the 1953 Iranian coup d'état, the 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état, the Lockheed U-2 spy aircraft program, the Project MKUltra mind control program and the Bay of Pigs fiasco - he was a nefarious bastard with motive. Not to mention, elements within the Pentagon and CIA saw Kennedy as a traitor when he started to try and ease tensions and improve relations with Russia. And you know what that meant. No Cold War bogeyman to justify increased military spending. And how 'bout this? Dulles was one of the members of the Warren Commission. Wtf.

  • @gabrielallen790
    @gabrielallen790 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    USSR: *watches CIA kill its own country's president*
    "Ok - blyat - everyone on high alert. These guys are next level psycho."

  • @DarkshadowXD63
    @DarkshadowXD63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I love how the KGB was like "shitttt did we kill him??!"

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuban, North Korean, East Germany, CCP :
      Who else?

  • @Thunder036
    @Thunder036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I love Krushev's look of mild annoyance in the face of a nuclear explosion

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, I think Khrushchev's response to a nuclear explosion would be to hit it with a shoe until it went away.

  • @someoneuppingdudetechnical6320
    @someoneuppingdudetechnical6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Khrushchev about Oswald, 1963 press conference:
    "I *did not* have sexual relations with that man"

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHHAHA

    • @colombianguy8194
      @colombianguy8194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was good, hahahah!!!

    • @akexkdffakdkwicdfkkdkk7343
      @akexkdffakdkwicdfkkdkk7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is that actually the goddamned truth about what he was saying, the first two months after? Why were people in general this fucking stupid, that such things had to be proven wrong before they even got to debunking more realistic false theories of what happened?

    • @MICMICMIC101
      @MICMICMIC101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMGGG AHAHAHAH

    • @whiteboardchristian1911
      @whiteboardchristian1911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oswald didn't kill the president. Watch the minute of video we have of him being interviewed before he was killed.

  • @g.ovann.
    @g.ovann. ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for making an amazing video without extending it into a 10-minute long VIEW TRAP. Creators nowadays are horrible and not many are like you! Keep up the great work 💪💪💪

  • @CaravanNoobs
    @CaravanNoobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    *JFK gets Assassinated*
    USSR: Then I had that thought. The thought that only flat out drunks and Steve Urkel could have...
    USSR: D-did I do that?

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ah, I love John Mulaney..and communism.

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Techno_Idioto I, too, love John Mulane

    • @snow24121
      @snow24121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black-out drunks

  • @MatheusLB2009
    @MatheusLB2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "However, international politics waits for no man"
    *DAMN RIGHT*

  • @nathanisaac8172
    @nathanisaac8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    JFK: *Dies*
    USSR: We didn’t do this, but we can see why you’d believe we did.

  • @charliep5139
    @charliep5139 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    RFK jr tells the story of how the CIA Director at the time was a close family friend of his dad who was the Attorney General of the United States. And the CIA Director would come over to their house and swim almost every day after work. When the assassination occurred RFK Sr asked the CIA Director if the CIA had anything to do with the assassination of JFK and the Director said “I don’t know…”

  • @theily1724
    @theily1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    USSR Publicly: Fine dining and breathing.
    USSR Privately: WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!!!!!

    • @DomR1997
      @DomR1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao this is one of the better ones

    • @spaghettboy2173
      @spaghettboy2173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like to think Khruschchev is the “come on baby whats the name whats the name!”

  • @CRAZY-M6641
    @CRAZY-M6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    JFK: *dies
    USSR: Was it us?
    KGB: no
    USSR: CASTRO! You?
    Castro: no! Why would I?
    Vietnam: no not us
    USSR and US: Aha! Internal job!

    • @nang9484
      @nang9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Castro had many reasons to

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nang9484 You're right

    • @dannielpreto
      @dannielpreto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nang9484 Not really, not only would this be extremely foolish for Castro but a lot of the socialist countries viewed Kennedy as more open to dialogue than the ones prior. Also LBJ was more hostile to them which made JFK better in hindsight.

    • @coffee4682
      @coffee4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dannielpreto yeah, there would be no point for other countries to assassinate the one American leader that is actually open to discussion with them

    • @cravinghibiscus7901
      @cravinghibiscus7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nang9484 Joke about how many times the US tried to assassinate him? xD

  • @bobafett4881
    @bobafett4881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Mason: “you even tried to make me kill my own president!” Dragovich: “hehe tried?”

    • @julianusvictor327
      @julianusvictor327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner. These "men" must die!

    • @julianusvictor327
      @julianusvictor327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @AManNamed2 It's genuinely one of the best games ever made.

    • @mahesvara8364
      @mahesvara8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julianusvictor327 preach

    • @joshuajenkins1492
      @joshuajenkins1492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was hoping someone commented this. So, uh, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON!

    • @papo9363
      @papo9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alex Mason in the canon black ops universe killed JFK

  • @537monster
    @537monster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    khrushchev to the US: Of course we never assassinated JFK…
    khrushchev to the KGB: *did we?*

  • @JR-zc5pz
    @JR-zc5pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    1:14 don't know why, but I laughed way too hard from that dead inside Khrushchev.

  • @deviousN
    @deviousN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys"

    • @birdoffrost2498
      @birdoffrost2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Whaaaa

    • @rodger3352
      @rodger3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gotta love clone high man

    • @daveshn
      @daveshn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I admire their commitment to community service.

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @DrazCo88
      @DrazCo88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "My day be so fine, then boom!"

  • @yassineszn17
    @yassineszn17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    We love James bizonnette
    All my homies love james bizonette

    • @TheMr5x
      @TheMr5x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      who is he i hear his name everywhere

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheMr5x james bizonnette balls

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Korin Miller long-time channel supporter

    • @iuliusconstantcornelio2018
      @iuliusconstantcornelio2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheMr5x The first patron supporter of this channel.

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheMr5x History Matters' sugar daddy.

  • @nullchecker8714
    @nullchecker8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just summed up the storyline of „The Sum Of All Fears“ in 3 minutes. Perfect

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Time traveler: what year is it?
    KGB Agent: 1963
    Time traveler: before or after Kenedy’s assassination
    KGB Agent: Before
    Time traveler:🤔

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Other KGB Agent: "Wait what"

    • @icedog3636
      @icedog3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *REAL SHIT?*

  • @hi-nw7qy
    @hi-nw7qy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    They just sat there like "THIS IS A *COLD* WAR. I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO DAMN WAR"

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    *JFK Assassinated*
    USSR: "Oh shit was that us?"
    "I'll look into it"

  • @generic2021
    @generic2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nikita standing in the middle of the street as a nuclear war breaks out with a face saying “ah f*ck” is one of the funniest things and i dont know why

  • @chinsaw2727
    @chinsaw2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    JFK: Dies
    USSR: WE DIDN’T DO IT PLS DON’T NUKE US FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

    • @darkkothor
      @darkkothor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Also, communists are atheists XD

    • @notyours807
      @notyours807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Roughman, Neither side wanted nuclear destruction, just because you kill other people doesn't mean your own people aren't dead. 100,000 killed on each side doesn't leave a balance of 0, it leaves a total of 200,000 killed.

    • @АнтонТвардовский-г4и
      @АнтонТвардовский-г4и 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Roughman sure, because having a huge thermonuclear arsenal makes total atomic anihilation much more pleasing event

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Roughman mutually assured destruction. Neither side could truely "win" and it would horribly irradiate the planet.

    • @hanjizoe2648
      @hanjizoe2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Roughman I'm pretty sure the Soviets didn't have the range to nuke continental America at the time. Europe would be the target, it would become a Nuclear Wasteland in a matter of minutes

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ussr : *kalm*
    Ussr after: *PANIK!*

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raygio Vanno No it’s a version of the Stonks meme. A quick Google search should explain what I mean.

    • @retardednoblemen1956
      @retardednoblemen1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raygiovanno8657 Jan ke Ge-eran bro.. itu tidak keren :v

  • @Stilgarsan
    @Stilgarsan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:02 We've all been there. Shit hits the fan, you check your own paper work and are relieved to see that you are in the clear.

  • @SDEclipseProductions
    @SDEclipseProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was literally telling myself before the video started that Russia was probably really worried that they some how were involved without fully knowing and probably played the nice game by giving the US their sympathy

  • @gumgumdookuin7963
    @gumgumdookuin7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    *JFK gets shot*
    KGB: Was that you, Alexei?
    Alexei: Nope
    KGB: Good.

  • @Fire_Wire
    @Fire_Wire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love the detail of Oswald having bandages around his wrists, because he threatened to cut his wrists if the Soviets didn't let him live in the USSR

    • @Nyx773
      @Nyx773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He actually did cut his wrist in a suicide attempt from being despondent over the USSR's initial rejection.

  • @pharaoh9588
    @pharaoh9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    So the USSR was basically was like:
    Press F to pay respect

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *JFK

    • @arthurq7843
      @arthurq7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need to press R for respect. F is different...)

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normie

    • @clairfayne
      @clairfayne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normie

  • @aliteralpothole9205
    @aliteralpothole9205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This kind of reminds me of a high school band nerf war I was in not too long ago. (Albeit not as serious)
    So the trumpet section (which I’m in) were-facing off against the trombones in the science hallway. A few weeks prior, a bunch of project posters were put all over the walls. Well during the nerf war, a bunch got knocked down and we’re getting pretty ripped up. One of the upperclassman trombones called for a ceasefire and to put the posters back on the walls. After all the posters were fixed, we went back to our previous positions and resumed like nothing happened.

  • @gorzux2829
    @gorzux2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    When you have such a competition with your enemy that "Did we kill him?" is a valid question (8
    I love it

  • @nikolaevkatesla3823
    @nikolaevkatesla3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    How am I suppose to do my online classes with this quality content existing

  • @fakechloe207
    @fakechloe207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I bet you missed this 2:54

    • @choreani
      @choreani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope

    • @garybrown2039
      @garybrown2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh don’t be so sad Castro. Where Kennedy couldn’t even get a medal for surviving assassinations , your going to be getting the Olympic Gold by the time you die.

    • @adrianhoraciosantanavaldes1908
      @adrianhoraciosantanavaldes1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@garybrown2039 more than 300 according to usa intelligence, according to cuban intelligence over 600 XD

    • @robertrichard6107
      @robertrichard6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big John!

  • @thecupcakeman69
    @thecupcakeman69 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    KGB: “WE PROMISE WE DIDNT DO THIS”
    CIA: “don’t worry we know”
    KGB: “oh thank god.. wait what?”

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim ปีที่แล้ว

      Aahhh..
      FINALLY *somebody who got this mEmE riiighhht.*

    • @teppichboden2
      @teppichboden2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for your joke I've only read it 10 times already in this comments section thank you