🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Fred is 34 years old, and he is still single... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Fred is 34 years old, and he is still single... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Fred is 34 years old, and he is still single...
One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married, can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, why not find a girl who's just like your mother?"
A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl?... "
"Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl, she was just like my mother... "
"You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred sighed...
"My father doesn't like her."
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Father knows best. He already had to deal with mamma for 35+ years.
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Sounds about right 😁😁😁
HaHa. I dont think that would work out well. The father just told his feelings about his wife. Maybe that's why I have an ex husband 😅
Note to self: put coffee down before listening to the daily joke!
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Killa dilla fab
I suspected that would be the issue. Married i got married at 28 widowed at 69 if i had made arrangements years earlier ....i would be living the best days of my life a lot earlier. 🎉❤🎉
Mushrooms? 😮😂
@@loljokes i🥧🍰🎂ce cream and Tim Horton doughnuts pies and muffins fed him what he wanted on top of diabetes that he had as a teenager he developed pancreatic cancer. Sad thing he didn't have the pain associated with it. 💩🙄💩🤷🏼♀️🖖🧓👍
Marital bliss then...? 😋
@@loljokes the narcissist certainly had me under his thumb Stockholm syndrome I had to learn I am worthy of love
More like... psychopath.... their s#!t don't skinky
Uh oh Hot TOUNG and COLD BEANS tonight for DADDY huh??!
No no it will be a tongue lashing pea soup with added pee and a night in the dog house if he's lucky a month🎉😅🎉
@@lindagates9150 FOR SURE!!!!!!! 😮😮🤐🤕🤕🤕😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🐕🏚💩😠😠👹😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆