They Lost 600k Army in 1 Minute

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
  • So Golden on Italy this game had a big excursion into Africa and with the Axis winning hard in both the UK and Africa they got very confident.
    Safe to say, they launched a naval invasion that would be either a huge W or a huge disaster in this HOI4 MP in a Nutshell.
    Italy POV - / goldenspatulas
    It's time to learn how to throw a game in Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer, this is the perfect guide for that.
    Welcome to the East Africa - India gambit of the Axis and what some call the Bombay Tragedy aka 600k division tragedy aka bye bye 600k army aka huge encirclement epic esports lennard gibraltar look lennard at my stats.
    Oh yeah btw Axis were winning everywhere too, even though they lost a lot in Africa safari.
    :D
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ความคิดเห็น • 191

  • @KleinesStein
    @KleinesStein ปีที่แล้ว +604

    A HOI4 player’s body wanting to play whilst their brain doesn’t is the most HOI4 thing there is

    • @n00bswillruleall
      @n00bswillruleall ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called addiction. When you need dopamine but receive none from what used to provide it.

    • @guest1470
      @guest1470 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Quiet the opposite

    • @definetlynotamainacc8773
      @definetlynotamainacc8773 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am the opposite lol

    • @Rownoscc
      @Rownoscc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 30 minutes of loading + doing almost the same thing early game everytime doesnt make it better

    • @John-Johnsonreal
      @John-Johnsonreal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rownosccmostly the entire game though, mot just the first 30 minutes

  • @StillSkrilla
    @StillSkrilla ปีที่แล้ว +246

    5:55 literally hilarious "stfu Dankus"..."what do you mean?" "He wants you to stop talking.." lmfao...

  • @AdelaideNotAustralia
    @AdelaideNotAustralia ปีที่แล้ว +551

    dankus must be locked in his room uploading all these videos so much this week

    • @carterbagvitch5964
      @carterbagvitch5964 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I locked him there

    • @KaiserTwo
      @KaiserTwo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carterbagvitch5964Ayo? 🤨

    • @TheBlazeMan69
      @TheBlazeMan69 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@carterbagvitch5964don't let him out, I love these videos

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im glad cause for some time he didnt post a shit

    • @somebodyedit
      @somebodyedit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know if we need dankus a break or not.

  • @proplejeezus6406
    @proplejeezus6406 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Am i the only one who thinks it's really cute that whenever dankus does anything vaguely impressive he just immediately goes "Lennard, Lennard come look at this"

    • @vengefulfork7169
      @vengefulfork7169 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      They need to kiss already 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s adorable

    • @Selesto1
      @Selesto1 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      True Bromance

    • @nonrumor
      @nonrumor ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How many homosexuals liked this comment

    • @asdfsdfsdf5114
      @asdfsdfsdf5114 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nonrumorI liked it, so at least one

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad ปีที่แล้ว +79

    24:08
    Germany: *1 day from capitulation*
    Dancus: *Managing imports*

  • @burntbread5110
    @burntbread5110 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The Finland player seemed quite angry lmao

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So annoying, skill issue

    • @Delucaass
      @Delucaass ปีที่แล้ว

      he always is for some reason, rude mf

    • @ottercar1493
      @ottercar1493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not as angry as golden lol

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ottercar1493 golden is memeing for the most part and just raising his tone for nothing, the finland player is just a toxic 14 years old that cant stand to lose and doesnt accept any help

    • @mistjor
      @mistjor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blackpaint9093 The Finland player is annoyed by the backseat gaming.

  • @bertieclayton4865
    @bertieclayton4865 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    IRL German high command be like “they didn’t have a line set up ?”

  • @eddy4505
    @eddy4505 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Watched this game from the allies perspective also. They were banking on Italy to go Africa Safari and lose their entire army, like a Golden classic but România invading India was unexpected. Fun game!😁

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad ปีที่แล้ว +37

    19:13 Editor nailed it

    • @blitztendostan7455
      @blitztendostan7455 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the amount of times I listened to Dankus saying Lennard is concerningly high

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The more the game goes on the more earrape Dankous's mic get

  • @tylerbuster8265
    @tylerbuster8265 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    THE OP DANKUS UPLOADED ULTA LETS GET IT FOR THE OP ESPORTS

  • @remi609
    @remi609 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4
    I LOVE HOI4

    • @Df_not_a_Tank
      @Df_not_a_Tank ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox
      I ❤ paradox

    • @remi609
      @remi609 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Df_not_a_Tankthe police are outside my home asking me to come out. I told them I'm busy playing map games because I love paradox so much ❤❤❤

    • @Df_not_a_Tank
      @Df_not_a_Tank ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remi609 im wanted in 37 nations around the world because i played hoi4 irl

    • @remi609
      @remi609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Df_not_a_TankI aspire to be like you. You're the be gamer of our generation

  • @sun-dwich6292
    @sun-dwich6292 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Love your videos! Keep it up

  • @andrewgarberXYZ
    @andrewgarberXYZ ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They said my throw was weak and then i did THIS.

  • @haus16a
    @haus16a ปีที่แล้ว +11

    swedish dankus at the end was perfect

  • @quinlanels9886
    @quinlanels9886 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They said my Spain was weak…..

    • @John-li6sk
      @John-li6sk ปีที่แล้ว

      Edp wants daddy stalin

  • @justinstephen204
    @justinstephen204 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As much as Golden is......Golden, he is right. Donate to actual cancer research than Dankus.

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No

    • @SlanderousSlav
      @SlanderousSlav ปีที่แล้ว

      Donating to Dankus IS donating to cancer research. Its funding cancer in its natural habitat.

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But why would you research cancer when you can donate to a cancer patient

  • @georgiikurgan_Ludenio
    @georgiikurgan_Ludenio ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Dankus Memecus, thanks for the awesome content!
    I'm from Warnament game dev team, we sent you a link to our demo a couple days back... Did you have a chance to check it out? I think it's a kind of a game you might genuinely enjoy :)

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Całkiem ciekawy materiał

  • @oblivionpb7952
    @oblivionpb7952 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s interesting when you post your losses as the axis. I love the endsieg stuff and final defende

  • @maverick4761
    @maverick4761 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the amount of salt u can smell in that game holy fuck xD

  • @hey_hey_listen2840
    @hey_hey_listen2840 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA FIX THE MIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @guest1470
    @guest1470 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Esports

  • @marekfaitz4222
    @marekfaitz4222 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro please lower mic

  • @LiterallyWho1917
    @LiterallyWho1917 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In all these vids I have to say it never seems like a Sealion, even when sucessful is worth it. It just ends up being more shit to garrison at the end of the day.

    • @Nassamest
      @Nassamest ปีที่แล้ว +8

      capping the UK basically removes a major from the allies. If Japaan wasn't so weak they could've easily used this advantage to break the pacific and help out in africa

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like the above comment say, but also there's other reason: When they managed to grab gibraltar and egypt, it allowed them to free troops they prepared for mediterranean d-day wall. It's because gibraltar strait and suez canal are the only gates to mediterranean sea, every fleet that's inside the sea is trapped (US was trapped i believe), and also no invasions from the sea. You essentially get a second full army. But, *Spoiler* they lost that advantage when their invasion on british raj did not work out. Either way, this makes a very interesting video - we rarely see such a huge advantage for axis this early in the game. This game was interesting till the end, usually people leave before they die, or die in really awkward moments thanks to collab government on them, germany though had less than one state and still kept clinging on, i like this!

  • @lizzard125
    @lizzard125 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dankus is someone forcing you to make almost daily uploads? blink twice if you need help.

    • @edisoos6025
      @edisoos6025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i dont understand this

  • @Aqueox
    @Aqueox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's exciting okay? I see numbers."
    THE NUMBERS DANKUS. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

  • @blackpaint9093
    @blackpaint9093 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The finland player is everything that is wrong about the hoi4 community

    • @kniazjarema8587
      @kniazjarema8587 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black sheeps exist in every community. Shame it's that bad.

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kniazjarema8587 paradox games, hoi4 and eu4 especially have some of the worst kind of people to hang out with, no wonder most of them are social rejects. Toxic af, cant stand to lose, dont accept any suggestion, if they lose they leave the game and start blaming it on the others, or just say that they were lagging and other bullshit, i litterally cant stand such an environment without a headache cause sometimes it gets so so fucking bad

  • @operationhelpers3267
    @operationhelpers3267 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Germans are retreating faster than Dankus' hairline. Impressivd

  • @maggotswag
    @maggotswag ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they said my mentality was weak

  • @egeerdogan9998
    @egeerdogan9998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys which mod is it ?

  • @jakubkotas3617
    @jakubkotas3617 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey you! Yes, you! Have you seen the STATS?

  • @leaveme3559
    @leaveme3559 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How did they lose this game

    • @ryanpuri96
      @ryanpuri96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B/c Allies are OP in this mod

  • @queenjaylavii
    @queenjaylavii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 minutes, just like when this video was uploaded, 1 minute ago
    Bros got 100% likes

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when are you going to upload the speed 5 tournament thing?

  • @bungholius
    @bungholius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am absolving myself of all blame for the India debacle.

  • @Nerdian220
    @Nerdian220 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that finland had no chill

  • @razzibooi8249
    @razzibooi8249 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The swedish at the end caught me off guard ngl

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the mic peak makes this a bit difficult to watch, but otherwise an entertaining video!

  • @thebaconreal
    @thebaconreal ปีที่แล้ว

    irl soviets losing 1m men every months be like: *pathetic*

  • @coolcid1167
    @coolcid1167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dankus' girlfriend sounds like shes his mom

  • @tadasbeiga2376
    @tadasbeiga2376 ปีที่แล้ว

    dankus, your microphone is so cancer when you speak even remotely louder than a normal conversation... you need to equalise your vocal audio with the other players in these vids, my ears burst everytime lol

  • @gaijinmoments
    @gaijinmoments ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Romania casually explaining what does stfu means to dankus

  • @CFBPSU
    @CFBPSU 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Donor changed sides going from helping stop cancer to helping spread the cancer of the Memecus.

  • @CFBPSU
    @CFBPSU 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do they lose after conquering Britain I thought the video was gonna be over after that.

  • @merc6trey919
    @merc6trey919 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think i could have done better on japan unironically lol

  • @RaiKerS
    @RaiKerS ปีที่แล้ว

    dancus ur mic is so damn loud u need to fix it i turned volume to half and ur still peaking

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    college and golden are easily the worst part of youR and bos videos

  • @connar69
    @connar69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    27 seconds ago post W

  • @ttv_kaiser-.-7092
    @ttv_kaiser-.-7092 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just when I needed something to watch, Dankus comes in the esports meta upload play

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did they not take the isle of Mann when they took Ireland???

  • @ethanhoefler181
    @ethanhoefler181 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro really sounded like chef from the muppets there at the end

  • @ravenlord7399
    @ravenlord7399 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dankusssssssssssssssssssssss
    Love you Babe

  • @Toastbust3rs
    @Toastbust3rs ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn the editing has been getting better and better. Give a raise to whoever does it

  • @diseabronx5075
    @diseabronx5075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gunna have to give it the old Rambler try.

  • @hko2006
    @hko2006 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:00 what happened?

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    lmao trade micro while berlin is being taken

  • @woetoe2535
    @woetoe2535 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its so annoying how some people like the Finland player are so aggressive to dankus. Yeah, I get he's a sweat and can be annoying to play with but jezus, some of that aggression was so unwarranted

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see why, nobody likes a backseat gamer, especially in a non tryhard games

  • @extra_powerguy9543
    @extra_powerguy9543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAEM

  • @DrSeuss-sf3cn
    @DrSeuss-sf3cn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1 month from being lore accurate

  • @FTWNorwayFTW
    @FTWNorwayFTW ปีที่แล้ว

    This new bokoen video looks weird

  • @Apache-pd8nj
    @Apache-pd8nj ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my murder was weak

  • @ragingpancake1878
    @ragingpancake1878 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the mod y’all use

  • @norway3062
    @norway3062 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bra video

  • @somestuff7931
    @somestuff7931 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no way

  • @ebrimajallow9631
    @ebrimajallow9631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:42-4:16. All OF US

  • @crackon7634
    @crackon7634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice hair cut bro

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mankus

  • @Celeste__ch.
    @Celeste__ch. ปีที่แล้ว

    I am 8 fuckin minutes into this video and have no gaddamn clue what country you're playing

    • @Celeste__ch.
      @Celeste__ch. ปีที่แล้ว

      Update
      15 minutes in and I'm 70% sure you're Spain without the a

    • @DangerDativ
      @DangerDativ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Celeste__ch. spin?

  • @haniefrasyid6172
    @haniefrasyid6172 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mob that he use

  • @HeXetic
    @HeXetic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why so many videos with garbage microphone volume settings recently? It offends the ears to hear the overlevel buzz.

  • @MrSimoon99
    @MrSimoon99 ปีที่แล้ว

    Varför låter han som en 12-årig tjej från stockholm

  • @MartiUK_
    @MartiUK_ ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s no way his mic is getting even more earrapey naturally over the video

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lore of They Lost 600k Army in 1 Minute momentum 100

  • @Sparxz_Live
    @Sparxz_Live ปีที่แล้ว

    the phoon too much for zblock song in the background

  • @kimbo4850
    @kimbo4850 ปีที่แล้ว

    Satan Dankus hur jävla östermalm kan du låta på svenska xd

  • @confusingname
    @confusingname ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dankus: Spain main

  • @professorhal8098
    @professorhal8098 ปีที่แล้ว

    E sports? More like L sports 😂 why always lose now

  • @cooperhd4550
    @cooperhd4550 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man everyone shits in Dankus don’t you know not to piss of the voices

  • @lw2275
    @lw2275 ปีที่แล้ว

    His body wanted to sit at a pc for hours, yea ok buddy

  • @mr.president6930
    @mr.president6930 ปีที่แล้ว

    Template @ 17:57

  • @violatorU
    @violatorU ปีที่แล้ว

    Liked and subbed for Dankus' girlfriend.

  • @bigm9641
    @bigm9641 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russia co op with Lennard plz🙏

  • @puchy5883
    @puchy5883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes!

    • @puchy5883
      @puchy5883 ปีที่แล้ว

      My daily dose of HOI4.

  • @BailensdeLykenos
    @BailensdeLykenos ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the mod you guys use for MP games? Is it available on the workshop? I noticed in games that like half of SA is deleted which is exactly what i want in my games lol

    • @ryanreid3141
      @ryanreid3141 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's there finest bruh and yes it's on the workshop

  • @theokritikos784
    @theokritikos784 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is the name of the mod they are playing on?

  • @Awwie_
    @Awwie_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Glass cow

  • @BiscuitBattalion
    @BiscuitBattalion ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the game ended 1 month before it did in real life 😂

  • @theedgar1239
    @theedgar1239 ปีที่แล้ว

    okej, jag ska kolla på de där två videorna!

  • @4DAAGUA
    @4DAAGUA ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my invasion was wea- wait it was actually weak😅

  • @MarcusDrall
    @MarcusDrall ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's all fine,ALTA." LMAO

  • @vengefulfork7169
    @vengefulfork7169 ปีที่แล้ว

    J

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers ปีที่แล้ว

    dankus as spain is better than him as soviets or germany

  • @coustillier2005
    @coustillier2005 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the greatest dankus video of all time

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming ปีที่แล้ว

    How did Dankus get a girl?

  • @TerranReviews
    @TerranReviews ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my losses were weak.

  • @cxwiggy5222
    @cxwiggy5222 ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my naval invasion was weak ….

  • @ashenone3623
    @ashenone3623 ปีที่แล้ว

    dankus i beg you buy a mic

  • @fluffy0312
    @fluffy0312 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need a Yugoslavia video

  • @marcelbotta3402
    @marcelbotta3402 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:26 absolutly perfect! 😂