They Let a New Guy Play Germany...

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2022
  • So this is what happens when Germany has a bad game in HOI4 Multiplayer.
    The game was almost lost after a disaster against the Soviet Union, Germany was on the verge of losing but everyone was there to save them.
    With Japan coming from Asia and Italy coming from Africa while Spain is holding the D-Day, Germany can be carried by the Axis!
    For reference, Dankus was Spain (obviously), Bokoen was Italy, Golden was Japan.
    Also please don't be mean to the Germany player, everyone has a bad game and I'm pretty sure there was some misunderstanding where Thomas wasn't allowed to micro the Eastern Front because the Russia players were new so his Germany co-op had to micro it completely alone against the USSR.
    So yeah be nice about it, it ended up creating a really fun game where all of the Axis had to save Germany and the minors had to carry with Japan and Italy!
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ความคิดเห็น • 259

  • @DankusMemecus
    @DankusMemecus  ปีที่แล้ว +801

    A group of individuals indicated my nation of choice had a below average strength

    • @olidavies3892
      @olidavies3892 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      omfg its this game ive been waiting for this.

    • @frankfletcher_1
      @frankfletcher_1 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A moderately sized crowd of Homo sapiens attempted to reference the country he had selected as having of less capabilities of than other nations

    • @rezurrect7205
      @rezurrect7205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What mod are you guys playing?

    • @asdfsdfsdf5114
      @asdfsdfsdf5114 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rezurrect7205 their finest bruh

    • @shotgunsideshow8958
      @shotgunsideshow8958 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what was your opinion on the script? I personally enjoyed, nice to see after all these years Bo keeps up the originality

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    *And in this timeline, Germany realized how valuable the diverse nations of the world were, and the world was united under a more enlightened Axis.*

    • @adtopkek4826
      @adtopkek4826 ปีที่แล้ว

      White people are all the same there is no diversity or culture there. Only blacks, Arabs, and Latinos have culture. Asians are white adjacent so they don't count either. - The left 2022

    • @HobNob-tr1nm
      @HobNob-tr1nm ปีที่แล้ว +62

      In this timeline, the rest of the Axis realise how monke Germany caused them to loose thousands of more men and as they take Berlin the German tanks are still celebrating their victory in Moscow

    • @OWENROTHLERNER
      @OWENROTHLERNER ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In this timeline, the blood, sweat, and tears of the minor nations and Japan will forever go down in history as true acts of heroism; whilst Germany unplugged their keyboards.

    • @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese
      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Germany had more diversity in the Waffen SS than all the Allies combined

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OWENROTHLERNER "Even though the Axis powers committed countless atrocities(They sucked at that too) , the absurd insanity of the Germans causing the unbelievable effort the other axis members did to survive is something worth praising"

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Just watched Bo's perspective and this game was a fucking BANGER

    • @Shaostie
      @Shaostie ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I wouldnt say banger as much as distressing

    • @pandoranbias1622
      @pandoranbias1622 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I have never seen a Germany throw so hard. Carried by the ENTIRE axis.

    • @LVCE.
      @LVCE. ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Amazing script

    • @TheCTCSquad
      @TheCTCSquad ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thomas didn’t micro

    • @reapergaming380
      @reapergaming380 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone got a link for the vod?

  • @mate5791
    @mate5791 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    2:16 You know that Dankus is a pro Hoi player when he does one misclick and proceeds to instantly call a tag switch

  • @lioninjawarloc
    @lioninjawarloc ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Golden malding during the naval battle is an S tier moment in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe

    • @vojtechkorhon4159
      @vojtechkorhon4159 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Golden was so funny in this video/stream

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The first time Golden was funny without completely sucking at the game

  • @theultimatepielord8697
    @theultimatepielord8697 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    In which Golden saves the Axis at the small cost of his sanity

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    *All right, you've officially proven that you can win WWII without Germany.*

    • @melfice999
      @melfice999 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      to be fair, Golden taking Paris helped.

    • @maximilianliska5424
      @maximilianliska5424 ปีที่แล้ว

      only against incompetent ussr and with japan who did germanys work

    • @muremuresen3725
      @muremuresen3725 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      why 40w on tonk totorial dankos

    • @bigbob5597
      @bigbob5597 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@melfice999 and Bo's tank did help a lot too

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you get Spain to join the war and Japan decides to go the Europe.

  • @alphadenden6168
    @alphadenden6168 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The german incompetence from 2 perspectives is just pure gold

  • @hmm8454
    @hmm8454 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Well I see why Japan was so pissy in Italy's POV of this game

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "This enraged the axis, who punished him severely."

    • @serbiaknight8190
      @serbiaknight8190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oversimplified reference Nice

    • @Directed2212
      @Directed2212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that reference never gets old

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You know shit got desperate when GOLDEN had to come save the day

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tbh golden is a good japan, just a bad uk and germany

  • @thefart6901
    @thefart6901 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    golden had every right to be this mad

    • @walesdoesntsuck6635
      @walesdoesntsuck6635 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He truly did. He won his game and the euro axis should've done the same, yet he had to win their game for them too lmao

    • @12gark
      @12gark ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@walesdoesntsuck6635 Well, to be fair, the Euro Axis (excluded Germany ofc) did a great job if you consider how BAD Germany was.

  • @DankusClipicus
    @DankusClipicus ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Man this Dankus guy is pretty good

    • @VKL_Equal
      @VKL_Equal ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Obama giving Obama medal moment

    • @comradejeb2248
      @comradejeb2248 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He kinda sucks ngl, needs to prove his skills as Albania.

    • @spunchkirb
      @spunchkirb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      propaganda be like

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    The Bo games are the best, far less toxic and the people are fun
    Makes for perfect content :)

    • @sereese4937
      @sereese4937 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Golden and Bo's shouting match would beg to differ :D

    • @alexanderschoenbrunn6696
      @alexanderschoenbrunn6696 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sereese4937 But did Golden ever take Paris?

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexanderschoenbrunn6696 no, he did not.

    • @alexanderschoenbrunn6696
      @alexanderschoenbrunn6696 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CalvinNoire try thinking crititcaly next time shill

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว +99

    For once we see BOTH sides of Pacific War entering European Theater in 1943 instead of US showing up and Germany effectively losing any chance to win... pity that it happened with _this_ Germany though:(

  • @indiananorton13
    @indiananorton13 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    They won’t let Dankus play a major, but they let a potato play Germany!

    • @reptiloidtill
      @reptiloidtill ปีที่แล้ว +67

      This would have been a 3h game with dankus on Germany. That guy effectively made one of most fun games

    • @grumpycato8314
      @grumpycato8314 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The USSR player was new, as far as I remember

    • @tekinet7958
      @tekinet7958 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@grumpycato8314 yes and that's Germany didn't micro, bcs he specifically said he won't micro in the east

    • @indiananorton13
      @indiananorton13 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@tekinet7958 ok I get the no micro on east agasint a new player, but let’s be real about the overall play by potato Germany this game. Failures in air, navy and army. There’s a difference between gimping ur self, and checking out of the game. Great comeback game though!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might be problem with finding agreeable co-op(s). Majors shouldn't be played by single player.

  • @TejasNafde
    @TejasNafde ปีที่แล้ว +65

    ngl i need to see dankus' face while he's gasping out "bo biden" repeatedly

  • @4realm8rusirius
    @4realm8rusirius ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Germany in just a vegetable in this game

  • @Ispeedymg
    @Ispeedymg ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The time progression from the window behind dankus is the real MVP

  • @baryon5018
    @baryon5018 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    IMPOSSIBLE DRINKING CHALLENGE: drink a shot every time Dankus says "Joe Biden".
    Lol don't do it you're gonna get into an alcoholic coma.

  • @somethingconfusing7305
    @somethingconfusing7305 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Whoever was the Japan player was hilarious, you should definitely have him play with you more. It would be great.

    • @jeremiahrussell4913
      @jeremiahrussell4913 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      His gamertag is Golden, and he plays a lot with Bokoen1 (the host of the game). He has a pretty awesome TH-cam channel, so you can check it out for more of golden.
      I think Golden streams too? Not sure on that, I'm not into twitch.

    • @brobrobear470
      @brobrobear470 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeremiahrussell4913 bro please what is his TH-cam channel send link been looking for months. Like if your reply so I get notification

    • @jeremiahrussell4913
      @jeremiahrussell4913 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brobrobear470 I think golden only streams, but here's his twitch: m.twitch.tv/goldenspatulas/schedule
      As for Bokoen he has some great highlights including golden if you prefer something a little bit more edited like Dankus'. th-cam.com/users/Bokoen1

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch Bokoen1, he does shorter HOI4 vids but they're usually slightly better edited with fewer memes. Golden is a regular in his vids, and this was one of his games.

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cookiecraze1310 fewer memes? Is that a good thing?

  • @kappsa5365
    @kappsa5365 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    never did i expect golden to be the competent one

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I got it" - Dankus
    "He did not in fact, have it" - Narrator

  • @buckfitches8845
    @buckfitches8845 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "We just lost half a million men cause of Joe Biden alter"
    -Francisco Franco, circa 1943

  • @JimboobSherwood
    @JimboobSherwood ปีที่แล้ว +21

    After watching Bo’s and your perspective I have no fucking idea how y’all won this one.

    • @aaronfalcon3152
      @aaronfalcon3152 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soviets were new players. an experienced roach USSR could have held that I think.

    • @keropnw3425
      @keropnw3425 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaronfalcon3152 probably could have capped germany before Japan capped him at least.

    • @theultimatepielord8697
      @theultimatepielord8697 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody on the Axis other than Germany did crazy well, especially Japan.

  • @lol_histicall4289
    @lol_histicall4289 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive never seen such a dysfunctional axis ever

  • @SpicyFiur
    @SpicyFiur ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Golden was Singing"
    Golden: Shut Up! (Just) Shut Up!

  • @EJ-jh1vf
    @EJ-jh1vf ปีที่แล้ว +12

    'Japan retakes Paris while Adolf Biden sleeps' - 1943 colorized

  • @shadowoflasalle8831
    @shadowoflasalle8831 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another epic win from Golden “I’m coming on your ass” Spatula

  • @mattdowning536
    @mattdowning536 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was the funniest and most entertaining game of HOI I have ever witnessed

  • @andreashecht2942
    @andreashecht2942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You gotta do more games like this one this video has been by far the best one in a while

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know germany is playing like shit when japan has to come push out D-day and win barb

  • @bigjtexas2309
    @bigjtexas2309 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    New USSR player(s?) so Thomas, a HOI4 vet, says he won’t micro the East and leave it to his COOP. COOP shits the bed, then everyone scrambles.

    • @midnighteclipsed2738
      @midnighteclipsed2738 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      still. he somehow cant micro the west front either XD, also he can tell his COOP which unit to move (Probably? i dont read the rule set for this match)

  • @thejacobscallum
    @thejacobscallum ปีที่แล้ว +5

    dankus listened to community demand with the no tonk build

  • @Chorutowo
    @Chorutowo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Japan moment needs to be clipped

  • @moonman62
    @moonman62 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't believe they said his 40 dockyard Spain was weak bros...

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They said my Axis was weak...

  • @techs7438
    @techs7438 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love to see new vid keep the good work dankus

  • @sxme8884
    @sxme8884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:22 "well actually guys" 🤓

  • @alexandervale8563
    @alexandervale8563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We said his Germany was weak”

  • @lethe_lets
    @lethe_lets 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The real content is golden doing something

  • @szarusz
    @szarusz ปีที่แล้ว

    this is peak Dankus. The best video in a while.

  • @treo1230
    @treo1230 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    After the end of the Russian - German War, the Axis decided Germany was too monkey and invaded it. In an attempt to stop them, Germany lost 10M men in one month and then capitulated, giving all of its territory to Japan, the true winner of this match.

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't even notice in the Bo video that there were 20 divisions per tile on that d-day, or that they lost 26 divisions in one random tile in the USSR ooof

  • @jakeszedetzki2373
    @jakeszedetzki2373 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    just watched the bokoen vid lol

  • @remster5284
    @remster5284 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Golden was prime entertainment.

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bo's script was pretty strange this time

    • @Gwebb74
      @Gwebb74 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely, almost better than Bo:Italy DDaying behind DDay to win the gane

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bo's video on this is so chaotic man lmao

  • @crock3251
    @crock3251 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how golden just started singing,lol

  • @plconqueror5040
    @plconqueror5040 ปีที่แล้ว

    saw you in bokoen video and i just waited until you posted your perspective in this game dankus

  • @Supergforce777
    @Supergforce777 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most cracked out map game I’ve ever seen

  • @octopusguy5648
    @octopusguy5648 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    GOLDEN GOT A DATE!? good on him but GOLDEN!? welp I wonder how she'll react to him screaming at a map for 8 hours a day

  • @satboi2734
    @satboi2734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally a golden W

  • @ItsDazlo
    @ItsDazlo ปีที่แล้ว

    Dankus played an all nighter for this

  • @HugACreeper88
    @HugACreeper88 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was one of the best games in a long time

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is a good ad for golden lmao

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely the best episode yet

  • @jamesh3775
    @jamesh3775 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was like an npc protection quest for princess adolf

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know its a good game when it's a banger and Swimmy isn't even there

  • @2Links
    @2Links ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't tell if you're just one day slower or if you have an agreement with Bo to wait until after his video is out lmfao

  • @Revener666
    @Revener666 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Golden needs to play Japan to take Paris" :)

  • @nikosnikos5082
    @nikosnikos5082 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think i remember a thomas in bo's channel. Was he just in the vic 2 vids?

  • @skinkpriestshawchek8847
    @skinkpriestshawchek8847 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Golden finally took Paris

  • @Revener666
    @Revener666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Railway gun reach Malta? you would need the Paris gun for that.

  • @Griselda706
    @Griselda706 ปีที่แล้ว

    I read the title until I saw what was Germany sitting on and I found out there's three country balls and I think we all know where this is going

  • @impoggers
    @impoggers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 vids in 2 vids imagine if its a 1 vid in 1 day after this

  • @justanotherredbeard4439
    @justanotherredbeard4439 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who needs Malta when one can simply malda, alta

  • @X1ninja12
    @X1ninja12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how golden is yelling so much his mic is cutting out

  • @peoplesoft2784
    @peoplesoft2784 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was such a legendary game

  • @tizdum5835
    @tizdum5835 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    E SPORTS MANNEN!

  • @MsSaskezero
    @MsSaskezero ปีที่แล้ว

    Ngl Golden is super star of this game

  • @Dumbasmf123
    @Dumbasmf123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They said my Girlfriend focus was weak

  • @juangubia3420
    @juangubia3420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Axis be like: this is fine

  • @HugACreeper88
    @HugACreeper88 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Golden either has incredible 600 IQ plays or Joe Biden monke games there is no in between

  • @ZippyzzzReal
    @ZippyzzzReal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great now the next 50k games will be tank only, so much to look forward to!!!!!

  • @katymelgar8908
    @katymelgar8908 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good video 😂😂

  • @laurin4417
    @laurin4417 ปีที่แล้ว

    This squad is elite

  • @EarnestVictory
    @EarnestVictory ปีที่แล้ว

    Golden as Germany: Can't take Paris
    Golden as Japan:

  • @sfdwawf
    @sfdwawf ปีที่แล้ว

    When your consists of 4 certified humans

  • @fishpig4391
    @fishpig4391 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched Bo's vid on this, hilarious

  • @Alecsandru010
    @Alecsandru010 ปีที่แล้ว

    Giiiiizaz, this was a fucking circus! :D

  • @mightyking-ark5785
    @mightyking-ark5785 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time there was a D-Day Germany went to sleep lol

  • @leegordongibaen501
    @leegordongibaen501 ปีที่แล้ว

    i legit wonder what mods do you use cause i cant find them.

  • @doba1err_
    @doba1err_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every one said that Germany was week....

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 ปีที่แล้ว

    See, I thought Thomas was covering France/D-Day... since he definitely wasn't in charge of the soviet front. But no, maybe he was just asleep ngl

  • @muremuresen3725
    @muremuresen3725 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why 40w bro on tonk totorial

  • @NormalPerson45
    @NormalPerson45 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when bo and dankus upload :)

  • @12gark
    @12gark ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, the level of play of this game was so bad that everything was super hilarious. That the Allies and Russia were able to lose against such a weak Germany is ridiculous, even if every other axis nation (including the east) did a great job. Anyway, fun game, and great job

  • @ItalianStarAnimations
    @ItalianStarAnimations ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But why would they do this to a newbie

  • @Tykanek
    @Tykanek ปีที่แล้ว

    never let a new guy play Germany, but still, better than the AI

  • @thefart6901
    @thefart6901 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just watched bo's perspective

  • @GeorgianDissident
    @GeorgianDissident ปีที่แล้ว

    clutch

  • @BrokenOlive
    @BrokenOlive ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Golden is fucking hilarious.

  • @Almirante1741
    @Almirante1741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could someone tell me Golden's Twitch account? Thank you

  • @fedorshcheglov5534
    @fedorshcheglov5534 ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my Spain was weak...

  • @Mobius118F
    @Mobius118F ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s like watch a recruit mess up than see Drill Sargents home in on the poor bastrad… Only more kind.

  • @spritezeroxxx66
    @spritezeroxxx66 ปีที่แล้ว

    They thought my germany was weak.....

  • @l00narcy
    @l00narcy ปีที่แล้ว

    they said my build was weak

  • @That1Polish
    @That1Polish ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love the absolute Japan carry this game

  • @piellamp
    @piellamp ปีที่แล้ว

    somehow bos audio is better and clearer to hear