I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES

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  • @bendoleen5458
    @bendoleen5458 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Dankus using paratroopers without almost getting banned is something i never thought i would see

    • @lordphonix0994
      @lordphonix0994 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      in this it is no paras just more city stats

    • @SVP-uy9qb
      @SVP-uy9qb ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they can't paradrop anymore, they are basically specialsed units for urban tiles and alike

  • @KevVIII
    @KevVIII ปีที่แล้ว +502

    LOL I love how "good'ol Rambler try" is now the synonymous term for " I don't know what the heck I am doing but I will give my best effort"

    • @hellbach8879
      @hellbach8879 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I feel like it more often implies that it's expected to fail

    • @DG0131
      @DG0131 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Truly one of the rambler moments of all time

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah pretty funny how it's become such a big saying in the HOI4 community

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't get why he said it, I don't think console commands were used

    • @blazeeer1483
      @blazeeer1483 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@USELESSDCK what? 💀

  • @jisookim6904
    @jisookim6904 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Australia in WWII had at one point over 10% of the total population under arms. And that's not counting the people employed in war-time production.
    Of a population of around 7 million 730000 people were in the armed branches and let's not forget that those 7 million include children, elderly and women. Of all those groups only a small percentage was directly in the armed forces, so about 50% of the men in fighting age were indeed fighting.
    For obvious reasons that wasn't sustainable, especially the lack of skilled labour put an immense strain on the economy so the first moment that the government thought the Japanese threat to the homeland wasn't imminent they downsized the armed services by about 40%. It's still crazy that a country with a population this tiny at one point had an army that nearly rivals that of today's PRC army in manpower.

    • @maasy05
      @maasy05 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      we are just built diff

    • @jagplaysroblox2169
      @jagplaysroblox2169 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      basedo

    • @otten5666
      @otten5666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's only service by requirement.

  • @calebworkman7719
    @calebworkman7719 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I like how people used to say Dankus can only play tanks but it turns out he’s just good

    • @SuperCaptainFail
      @SuperCaptainFail ปีที่แล้ว +51

      TommyKay on suicide watch

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Dankus either carries his team or he plays so bad you question whether he has a mental disability

    • @petitchaton9677
      @petitchaton9677 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just not on uk lol

    • @dogdog2635
      @dogdog2635 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@petitchaton9677 wym he always baits Germany to Sealion

    • @friendlymods6567
      @friendlymods6567 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@dogdog2635😂 true true.

  • @aboi6638
    @aboi6638 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I aspire to be as good as the UK in this game

    • @tetra.
      @tetra. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Based pfp

    • @aizuuya
      @aizuuya ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you're older than 5, you've probably already accomplished your goal!

  • @crashEPIC
    @crashEPIC ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I know the guy with the hungarian troll tanks. Bonafide chad with his builds. I'm glad other people are suffering him as well.

  • @snrken
    @snrken ปีที่แล้ว +79

    dankus really went from really low mic to not peak to extremely loud and low quality mic in 2 videos lol

    • @Arexsis
      @Arexsis ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally cant watch his videos anymore, my fucking ears man

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dankus and audio quality go like water and oil

  • @ParanoidAlaskan
    @ParanoidAlaskan ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The entire game was a giant allied major skill issue. The U.S and the U.K did absolutely nothing.

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your comment sums up 90% of PMFU-based games.

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the thing is, who puts a mewbie as uk? the guy who chose the countries is the one at fault

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pedronabais1456 Most of the time the "meta people" are wehraboos who spam racist gifs in the NSFW section that pick Axis countries. Then the Allies are mostly random. Every once in a while the "meta people" pick Allies. 9/10 games are a complete stomp because these people form a group and only play together.

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@datboi7893 yeah i messed a bit around with the eu4 mp but never with hoi4 besides videos
      then again obligatory all hoi4 players are racist so that doesnt leave much

    • @gamerdrache6076
      @gamerdrache6076 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pedronabais1456 cap i m germany main and not nazi or racist

  • @STURMLEITER
    @STURMLEITER ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "They said my forts are weak"

    • @Dwarfsayingwtf
      @Dwarfsayingwtf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... and then this happened? 😂

    • @STURMLEITER
      @STURMLEITER ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dwarfsayingwtf certified dankus Micro esports alta Oman moment

  • @remi609
    @remi609 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dankus losing hair because his HOI addiction has made him ignore hygiene and the stress gained shaved atleast 25 years off of his life.

  • @mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891
    @mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    UK Player on his way to throwing the game: 🚶

    • @katra5673
      @katra5673 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well not everyone can be the best at a game. Dankus has thousands of hours. Maybe the UK only has a couple hundreds. It's a game not a tournament, it's whatever. We all started somewhere.

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@katra5673however, the way he talked about 'bokoen games' makes me think this is a competitive game with a high skill level, and this UK was apparently not up to par. I also understand if they are new to the mod, or first time on UK with the mod, etc, but it is still annoying for everyone else on the team if the major is throwing like that.

    • @ottercar1493
      @ottercar1493 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why dankus needs breathing exercises haahha

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@katra5673you could say that, until the UK literally ignored complaints from everyone on the team by doing the thing they kept telling them not to do. There’s only so far “inexperience” can excuse your acts, beyond that you are throwing or just stupid and should not play mp outside of a close friend group vs AI so you can learn to play properly

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katra5673True, but you’d think in a game with a mod like this that a player on UK would have many, many hours. Hell, I played Germany in a casual game with a few randos in the HOI4 discord, and I had to claw my way to play because I had only 450 hours.
      Granted I ate shit that game, mostly because it was 1 am and I was exhausted, but still.

  • @chickennugget6056
    @chickennugget6056 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “They said my mental illness was weak…”

  • @MaxTheLegend_YT
    @MaxTheLegend_YT ปีที่แล้ว +36

    They said my Aussie was weak...

  • @SpiderClaw0com
    @SpiderClaw0com ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Should be titled "How The UK ARMIES Made Me Suffer"

  • @t_gabiuel6058
    @t_gabiuel6058 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They said my [INSERT UNFUNNY HERE] was weak.

  • @ЛъчезарСтоянов-ф6д
    @ЛъчезарСтоянов-ф6д ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 this sounds familiar....

  • @drewdunham6189
    @drewdunham6189 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:45 nineeee… elevennnn 😮😮😮

  • @moon_spirit1
    @moon_spirit1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as an australian i can confirm this a certified dankus memecus moment

  • @Lyrxside
    @Lyrxside ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I want to know what this UK was smoking 😂

  • @ranganesquik2920
    @ranganesquik2920 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thats easily the worst UK players ive seen

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn't have even been that bad if he would've actually communicated with his team. Especially when he is supposed to be the leader of the allies.

  • @GuardianMilsim
    @GuardianMilsim ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tobruk 1941 Roleplay be like

  • @kurtis9366
    @kurtis9366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "3:07"
    -American civil war in a nutshell

    • @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese
      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.
      Abraham Lincoln repeatedly stated his war was caused by taxes only, and not by slavery, at all.
      "My policy sought only to collect the Revenue (a 40 percent federal sales tax on imports to Southern States under the Morrill Tariff Act of 1861)." reads paragraph 5 of Lincoln's First Message to the U.S. Congress, penned July 4, 1861.
      "I have no purpose, directly or in-directly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so," Lincoln said it his first inaugural on March 4 of the same year

  • @mr_confuse
    @mr_confuse ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The video description is a certified hood classic.

  • @hehning8678
    @hehning8678 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The UK was clearly the MVP in this game

  • @Gunnart
    @Gunnart ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gordon Ramsey of hoi4

  • @alwarado
    @alwarado ปีที่แล้ว +7

    uk gorilla tactics meta

  • @Funmud
    @Funmud ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I keep finding your videos sooner after they upload

  • @deutscherrusse3466
    @deutscherrusse3466 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can you see how much equipment you destroyed?

  • @BloodNothinglol
    @BloodNothinglol ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rare Dankus Australia sighting

  • @samo1560
    @samo1560 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They said my hairline was weak

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How much did the axis pay the UK?

  • @josephe9306
    @josephe9306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its crazy how germany lost after being in africa until jan 1942

  • @reflectivegaming9979
    @reflectivegaming9979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This might not be entirely a good idea, but what if Italy just spammed forts, can’t get through the alpine and use costal forts on the ports to try resisting naval invasions

    • @Prussia_
      @Prussia_ ปีที่แล้ว

      There is bombing from UK and US and other majors. Then you can use siege artillery against forts which basically removes them since you get iirc a 3pp% bonus to attacks. Then you can use green air and Cas to get another bonus. Then stack Intel to remove their entrenchment and they only have the defense buff from the mountains without anything else.
      For naval forts you can use shire bombardment for a25% debuff for the enemy and use previously mentioned strats to make them easier to invade
      Also italy isn't the best place to hold out. Yes you have the alps and sea but you are also need to defend more land against naval invasions and the keep holding the alps.
      Also depending in whether or not the mod you may use has the balance of power, you may get a civil war because you lost Sardinia and africa.
      Overall, you can pull it off but you will never break out or be able to actually do something.
      Just take the med and make a good dday wall.

  • @carolinaandy5059
    @carolinaandy5059 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This title reminded me of eu4. Dankus, you should consider getting into that as well.

  • @ricflairsayswoo5894
    @ricflairsayswoo5894 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sid from Toy Story Dankus

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lore of I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES momentum 100

  • @IridescentIrene
    @IridescentIrene ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this might be the most insufferable UK I've ever seen

  • @KrizTheMan
    @KrizTheMan ปีที่แล้ว

    Mic is peakier than the fookin' blinders

  • @kekscho-k7p
    @kekscho-k7p ปีที่แล้ว

    bro got the buzz cut

  • @modernth3896
    @modernth3896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ussr guide 2 when

  • @lumielsilvermillon8921
    @lumielsilvermillon8921 ปีที่แล้ว

    Esport haircut tho

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 ปีที่แล้ว

    (0:45)
    *X-Files Theme Plays*

  • @alexmilakis1156
    @alexmilakis1156 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro that UK player wtf is he smoking morphine or something lol

  • @tymongrzadziel2033
    @tymongrzadziel2033 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mod are you playing

  • @cooldudecooldude9112
    @cooldudecooldude9112 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mods is he using I would like to know

  • @filip4333
    @filip4333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    UK just installed game man

  • @farukakbayrak8599
    @farukakbayrak8599 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what does ''alta'' mean? is it german?

    • @hellbach8879
      @hellbach8879 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes it roughly means „dude“ or „what the fuck cunt“

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alter, slang equivalent to "dude"

    • @farukakbayrak8599
      @farukakbayrak8599 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnglosArentHuman thank you mate

  • @Wingnuts34
    @Wingnuts34 ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the mod

  • @forkii4122
    @forkii4122 ปีที่แล้ว

    And they said my Australia was weak

  • @NoConn
    @NoConn ปีที่แล้ว

    They said my fort armies were weak

  • @Arez-hu6nr
    @Arez-hu6nr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheese

  • @Thesaxychase
    @Thesaxychase ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been balding since I was 18 it is a rip

    • @Thesaxychase
      @Thesaxychase ปีที่แล้ว

      All my points went to height and build so the hair got left out

  • @pedronabais1456
    @pedronabais1456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what is this, a dankus video where the music isn't 3 times louder than the voice???
    (also could u reupload last vid? it's legis unwatchable)

  • @friedhelminkursk503
    @friedhelminkursk503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    D day dankus ALTA

  • @Ewalin1337
    @Ewalin1337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mic please.

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They said my dingo was weak

  • @Boulders911
    @Boulders911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was gonna watch this but the editor didnt fix sound

  • @megabytes6434
    @megabytes6434 ปีที่แล้ว

    What mod is this?

  • @James-wg7pz
    @James-wg7pz ปีที่แล้ว

    “Slave labour? Bruh”

  • @shannthemanandiplaygames4886
    @shannthemanandiplaygames4886 ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the mod?

  • @xylixpachy9865
    @xylixpachy9865 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uk player was getting flamed 😅

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 ปีที่แล้ว

    You love to see it

  • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
    @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh this UK player

  • @matejaradulovic1075
    @matejaradulovic1075 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ban that Uk from playing majors actually just ban him from mp dude is clueless and unresponsive.

  • @Anonymous-_-69
    @Anonymous-_-69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They said my mic was weak

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello

  • @justthadaniel4412
    @justthadaniel4412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    esports

  • @LOUISFORTAINTeamICraftGaming
    @LOUISFORTAINTeamICraftGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    Fix mic please

  • @gothia1715
    @gothia1715 ปีที่แล้ว

    Giga Joe Biden UK.

  • @benashton9679
    @benashton9679 ปีที่แล้ว

    obligatory "what mod is this?" comment

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to watch on 5% volume because of very loud microphone literally unwatchable

  • @nano_zhenya2508
    @nano_zhenya2508 ปีที่แล้ว

    W

  • @4DAAGUA
    @4DAAGUA ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YEET

  • @paddybickle3365
    @paddybickle3365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard to watch

  • @modernth3896
    @modernth3896 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Claim your here within a year ticket here (im not a bot just felt like typing this)
    👇

  • @MeatyTF2Mercs
    @MeatyTF2Mercs ปีที่แล้ว

    UK is like the Soft Underbelly of the Allies.

  • @adrianbt2619
    @adrianbt2619 ปีที่แล้ว

    When is navy germany

  • @HugaBugaUga
    @HugaBugaUga ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Which mod is that?

  • @DangerasTM
    @DangerasTM ปีที่แล้ว

    what mod is this?