Touch the Skyrim Ep. 5 - Nick and Griffin Make Things DEEPLY EROTIC
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Uhhhhh, this one's NSFW. They're all gonna be NSFW for a little bit. Like, we don't show the whole kit and caboodle at any point, but that still doesn't mean that it's going to be okay for you to watch this one at work.
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When Susan Crushbone shot Steve from Minecraft in the head with an arrow after she made him kill his own dog and the theme to Kingdom Hearts started playing we officially have a good version of Skyrim.
Maddy Leaman I thought that was some crappy love song
The use of "Simple and Clean" is impeccable.
Digital Justice *STAB* WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
I died every time, it's so good
bone dogg and susan crushbone represent opposite ends of the femme - butch scale
finn Bone Dogg is a stone butch trans lesbian, canon now
Trav You mean Bone Butch, right?
finn ! this is the best comment on the internet. everyone else can go home
We reached 420 likes. This is it. Not a SINGLE more like people.
the fact its 8 hrs later and its not a like over 420 is,,, godly
I'm so honored that Susan is using my keyblade mod :D, the use of simple and clean is just genious!
This series is honestly the best!
"Horny Minecraft" is a distinctly twelve-year-old boy aesthetic
nah that's just my vibe
@@evie5375 This whole series is a vibe check
Kiwi Kitty103 OwO u right, u right
i've seen these boys commit a lot of video game no-nos but making steve minecraft kill minecraft dog is where i draw the line, sickos
The best thing about this video is how every time she uses the keyblade it plays simple and clean
8:59 I get that the modder was trying to give an in-universe justification for the doesn't-work-on-kids thing, and I guess kudos for that, but somehow "compels fertile adults" makes a skeevy thing so much skeevier...
i want susan crushbone to have a wife and ideally i would like it to be me but i will settle for a skyrim npc i GUESS
I feel incredibly called out by this comment
I read this when I'm very tired, and thought you meant you would settle for a Skyrim NPC for a wife, and I was just like 'that's fair, meeting people is hard nowadays'
wow I love the new Adventure Zone season, with Kravitz and Killian.
same
Lmao
susan could crush my bones any day
rachel I got a bone for Susan to crush if you know what I mean
rachel Death by Snu-Snu!
"What are orc names like?" Well, they're like...
...
"Balagog Gro-Nolob."
...Years of Skyrim and I'm still laughing at that name...
Griffin, you'd best install a mod to make it impossible to kill dogs to apologize for your actions in this video.
The Kingdom Hearts music playing Dear Sister style on each kill is choice.
the idea of blasting a horny "get nude" field at someone, it not working, and them being fully aware of what you tried is HYSTERICAL to me
And then attempting it 1000 times without it working
get a mod that plays "mmm watcha say" every time someone is killed.
Is that a reference to the DBZ games?
Adam Collier no, it's a meme from The O.C.
Johnahue23 Ah. Well I'm one of the DBZ games Bardock would say "Watchu say!" when he gets hit.
I am elated by this idea.
Adam Collier oh you don't even know the song he's referring to? you should definitely youtube/google mmm watcha say, watch some of the clips, its a decently funny meme, as much as memes tend not to be funny
God, that hair and that fur armor and those keyblades all look so good together... such a look....
susan crushbone is GAY and we're in LOVE
she is my GIRLFRIEND and i LOVE HER
komminata this is a good and very relateable comment tbh
komminata same
GOOD
"but shes my girlfriend too"
susan has 2 hands.
hell, with mods she can have infinite hands.
I agree.
You have no idea how much I love touch the skyrim :D
Because Skyrim is a VERY HARD GAME THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN IN CAPS.
Simple solution to the "needs more erotic but not-fully-nude" problem: More furry mods. I'm still waiting for y'all to install that one Renamon mod after all, especially if the armor included messes up your legs like the Fallout: New Vegas version o that mod does...
SUSAN'S GAY WE CLAIM HER AS ONE OF OUR OWN
GOOD POST OP
Lauren LeBlanc if anything I think Susan is a bi icon, her goal in life is to achieve erotic equilibrium. Everyone is equally naked and sweaty and lovemaking.
Lena Carey just like Candle Nights Susan is a panreligious pansexual personal pan pizza entity
My headcanon is that she's chickensexual... pollosexual?
We are all nude in the eyes of Susan.
I think you should set underwear to no.
Actually the dual-wielding just makes you move like a dork even without mods
man that's a weird way to spell "sick as all hell"
The statement goes well with Scott Pilgrim.
It's not horny, but I can't recommend Colorful Magic enough. It adds a bunch of ridiculous JRPG-style spells and weapons, and they're all really great. (Be sure to try Blade Storm)
It also includes a reference to PS2 hidden gem Romancing SaGa, so there's that.
colorful magic would be great for the video but i think for practical use it's way too much, it adds so many spells that it took me at least two hours to find anything i would want to actually use
Yeah but it's fun as hell
is Susan is Killian's high femme sister
Vanser Rad underrated comment
Yes.
Touch the Skyrim and Utada Hikaru finally combined in one tasty video.
i, for one, welcome our new bisexual, sexually liberated protagonist susan crushbone
You know you're a nerd when you recognize those sims hair meshes.
ChubbyBunny I actually remember people in the sims 3 modding community getting upset that skyrim modders were ripping their hair meshes to put in the game. I feel so old now.
man i thought i was the only one! i definitely recognize a few. the dreads by nouk... that long curly hair by helga... pretty sure that fauxhawk actually came with ts2 university, or maybe ts3 generations? (they both shipped with very similar fauxhawks.)
Oh my god i absolutely recognized nouk's dreads but I thought it was a coincidence
we're all blessed on this day with a gift in the form of a new Touch the Skyrim episode
Susan Crushbone, Bi icon and perpetual wife to all yet peoples of Skyrim.
I love that, in trying to think of an Orc name, Griffin immediately went full EverQuest. Divines bless you, Susan Crushbone.
Back in like 2013 when I played Skyrim, I started the College of Winterhold's quest and then moved onto other stuff without finishing it. Eventually I had my character get married to Onmund, who lived at the college.
When he moved into my house I guess something went wrong because he would be normal whenever I specifically spoke to him, but ALL of his inactive voice lines were replaced with "You shouldn't have been disturbing Saarthal, no matter what you found down there". He would gripe that same line at me whenever I entered the house, and also every few minutes whether or not we were even standing in the same room.
It was like a month before he stopped, and only then it was because I made more progress on the college quest-line. Moral of the story: do not disturb Saarthal if you want a happy marriage.
Professor Chumptusks is my favorite Harry Potter character
oh boy i cannot wait to see some Susan Crushbone fan art
www.tumblr.com/tagged/susan-crushbone
Too bad Nick eventually went 10 out of 10 for horniness
The block dog dying is way worse than any computer animated grundle.
20:20 boy this exchange aged well for ol Nikolas
I probably would've continued my Skyrim adventure if I could've had a high side pony with side bangs
minedog didn'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU MONSTERS
It's not so much "Everyone Can Die" as it is "Everyone Will Die"
I like how Susan has a Minecraft bow and Steve has a normal bow.
You haven't gone all the way in Skyrim modding until you've added in anatomically correct horses and werewolves though.
It's fun going back to the beginning every now and then. The end of her critical path where she becomes the final Pam's wife and sexes the universe asunder is simply perfections, but going back to simpiler times is just so nostalgic...
I'm glad the CoolGames Inc. team finally made "Pig Horny"
"Liberator against the tyranny of clothes"
so orc lady is actually Satsuki Kiryuin
Simple And Clean breaking in every time Crushbone kills someone with a Keyblade is the absolute best running gag
21:20 we should have known....he was telling us all along...
You sure this series wasn't deeply erotic from the start?
I love how our boys immediately bounce from JoJo to Kill la Kill
13:09 semi tropic kind of life is my favourite third eye blind song
I left work early as soon as I saw this pop up on Polygon. I knew I couldn't concentrate on saving lives when the boys beckoned.
Gosh. This might be the hardest I've ever laughed at a video on TH-cam.
I would request you add literal horniness - ie, give everyone goat horns or something
how could you kill minedog
Benny Petta Minedog ate Bonedog.
I really like the Skyrim mod you installed for Minecraft. It's a bold new direction for the series.
no offence but i'm kind of in love with Susan Crushbones??
Hawke she has cast her horny magic upon us all and now everyone who sees her instantly falls in love
Alex Boulley true!!!!
simple and clean is the opposite of what this video makes me feel
I had completely stopped playing Skyrim, moved on with my life, advanced in my chosen career, become a productive member of the community and was playing other games again. Now, this show comes along and I'm riding the dragon again. And I don't mean that part in Dragonborn. Thanks a lot "Touch the Skyrim" I'm no longer a recovering addict.
the rendering and animation on the minecraft stuff with the realness of skyrim is SO aesthetically pleasing
Don't kill MineDog! Oh, where have my sweet boys gone?
We must have skimpy revealing armor for all these soft sweet Skyrim boys! Our beautiful boys deserve equality!
I swear I've seen half of those new hairstyles as custom content for the sims 3
20:30 foreshadowing much?
oof this aged like milk in the hot sun
Why what happened?
@@goldengolem4670 Nick did an Abuse Of Power and got fired for it
@@kwarra-an OOF
Griffin got his mods from the Workshop. It gets a lot hornier on the Nexus.
I signed on praying that one of my favorite TH-cam series would have updated to cheer me up on my sick day and LO AND BEHOLD THE GODS HAVE SMILED UPON ME
susan crushbone is just dancing with her dual wield keyblades in the middle of the night in a random forest
"Who's this person?"
"I dunno, but they look naked to me!"
8:45 "fertile adults" god that mod text is so skeevy
Hoo boy, the end of this video got reaaaaal awkward.
my "kingdom hearts minecraft sex" google searches have finally been rewarded
the sound editing of simple and clean was so fukcing funny
literally DVa the gremlin
good job boyz
the frickin kingdom hearts music has me cry laughing. thank you.
"WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DONT HEAR ME SAY PLEE-" me in the background: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I think it's safe to say that Simple and Clean became the new "Mmm Watcha Say"
There is a Skyrim Dad Jokes mod, where it replaces the loading tips with dad jokes. this is obviously very much needed.
We need someone to create a Tres Horny boys mod. Though, without a dwarven race, Merle might just have to be a tiny boy.
bone dogg is transmasc and susan crushbone is transfemme. i’d say i don’t make the rules but i do and i’m right
I want Susan to dominate me physically, she rules
Simple and Clean is exactly as relevant a song name for this series as it is for Kingdom Hearts.
my life has meaning again now that there's a new Touch Da Rim
THIS is the Skyrim I've always wanted
Is that custom hair for the sims 3 just modded into skyrim ? Because I swear I've downloaded some of those
the fuckgin kingdom hearts music whenever they moused over a keyblade
this new direction of touch the skyrim is going to RUIN my recommendations
i really enjoy susan's beyonce inspired ponytail tbh
"Senior prank, you just pantsed the archmage." - Nick 2017
Susan is exactly how I pictured Killian in The Adventure Zone
I started watching this series just today & ye upload 5th episode today.
Well that's convenient!!!
Use Keyblades in the future too, love the soundtrack :]
ohmyogd, susan looks like an actual finalfantasy character with the robes and keyblade im dyin
as soon as i saw that high pony i thought she was a jennifer but I WAS DECIEVED
this kill la kill reboot looks great guys cant wait to see more :)
The music popping up in sync with the keyblade was glorious
Nothing epitomizes Skyrim modding like a half-naked lady stabbing a minecraft skeleton with a keyblade.
Very disappointed at the lack of Kill la Kill references when the Skyrim people were being liberated from their clothes.
"ten outta ten, and i get fired from polygon dot com" *HOLY SHIT*
Is there a mod that plays "X Gon Give It To Ya" every time you initiate a romantic encounter?
Please push the limits of horniness as much as possible. We were promised horny Skyrim, and this is what we want.
Killian? Is that you?
I was thinking this the whole time