Shouldn't this ESIC investigation have taken like 3 minutes? 1) Get Bro or his agent, preferably both, on the phone. 2) Ask: Were you fit to play? 3) Bro answers yes. 4) Announce the fine for Astralis
Br0 is still under contract for Astralis and they can just keep him in contract jail if he speaks. Br0 do not want to be stuck on the bench if it is a long term deal where Astralis will pay pennies on the dollar to show a message.
@@itsjonny1744 Also, how fucking pitiful and excruciatingly cringe does an org have to be to keep someone in contract jail because they respond to an investigation about a lie they committed themselves. That is some scummy behavior that we would exactly expect from them but my brother in christ. Imagine the abject tomfoolery and transcendent retardation of managerial failure of an org to pull some shit like that.
@@itsjonny1744 he has an agent, as a professional musician, I can tell you categorically that you're wrong. His agent already spoke out on his behalf, thats what you pay them for. and he doesn't have to "speak out" just answer Blast's questions honestly in private.
6:00 I love that this Cadian thing happened so fast they've still not had time on HLTV to update his profile picture, so he even looks like a ringer in the team
Rich, your editor needs to start putting in "Previously" clips at the start of these videos, just so we can refresh our memories of which Astralis bullshit you're talking about this time...
Your brain shows you what you expect to see, not always what you're actually seeing, her name is everywhere right now so anytime your brain sees "Kama", or something close, at the start of a word thats the first place it goes. I read it the same the first time.
I love all the drip feeding we get through various videos, that long time viewers get to piece together like that scene from the post room with Charlie in “It’s always sunny..”. I feel like i’m only a few connections away from knowing 10% of the ‘Deads Man’s Drive’!
That hated eg, they're dead now, line could only remind me of Harry Redknapp explaining why there was a Swiss bank account registered in the name of his pet dog
funny part about executives playing in games. IG let the team owner play a game once in the regular season... but difference is IG was already confirmed first place.
Hey Richard, just want to let you know to keep up the good work. The first time I got to see you in action was in copenhagen major, tho i did know about you since your report on ibuypower situation, and it was great. Keep on churning out the good content, although i guess it isnt that hard considering the crazy shit going on in this esports scene.
As a long time Astralis fan, I really disliked them for what they did to br0 and other young players. As an org, they are god awful. Also Cadian got exposed as a rifler. He still is a good IGL imo but he got carried cuz he was awping.
I hate Astralis, always have hated them, it's got nothing to do with their lack of morals when it comes to fucking over players or pushing their own agenda into the scene. My hatred is much simpler, I'm a racist.
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ate' astralis ate' NIP, luv me ol substack, simple as
not racist, just don't like em
Average day in the life of a true CS2 esports geezee
Shouldn't this ESIC investigation have taken like 3 minutes?
1) Get Bro or his agent, preferably both, on the phone.
2) Ask: Were you fit to play?
3) Bro answers yes.
4) Announce the fine for Astralis
Br0 is still under contract for Astralis and they can just keep him in contract jail if he speaks. Br0 do not want to be stuck on the bench if it is a long term deal where Astralis will pay pennies on the dollar to show a message.
@@itsjonny1744 Also, how fucking pitiful and excruciatingly cringe does an org have to be to keep someone in contract jail because they respond to an investigation about a lie they committed themselves. That is some scummy behavior that we would exactly expect from them but my brother in christ. Imagine the abject tomfoolery and transcendent retardation of managerial failure of an org to pull some shit like that.
Never underestimate the blinding speed of bureaucracy
@@itsjonny1744 he has an agent, as a professional musician, I can tell you categorically that you're wrong. His agent already spoke out on his behalf, thats what you pay them for.
and he doesn't have to "speak out" just answer Blast's questions honestly in private.
And for the cherry on top, getting dunked on 2-0 by Heroic in IEM Rio, you simply love to see it.
6:00 I love that this Cadian thing happened so fast they've still not had time on HLTV to update his profile picture, so he even looks like a ringer in the team
"I've done DMT, I've never been this far out there". incredible
Almost fell out of my chair laughing... brilliant
Rich, your editor needs to start putting in "Previously" clips at the start of these videos, just so we can refresh our memories of which Astralis bullshit you're talking about this time...
It literally shows the date streamed in the first 5 seconds
previously... on amc (default tv narrator)
Lol, like if a YT series had a narrator voice: "last time on Karmastralis" 😂🤣
@@danielvanwinden9672 you need to get a sense of humour and check your ego at the door, kid.
I read the title as Kamalastralis
Your brain shows you what you expect to see, not always what you're actually seeing, her name is everywhere right now so anytime your brain sees "Kama", or something close, at the start of a word thats the first place it goes. I read it the same the first time.
@@bipolarminddroppingsmost unnecessary comment of the year🎉
@@noxzy69 is any comment necessary?
The Yekindar long covid bit had me in tears xD as a liquid fan too.
15:54 "You fucking spoons!" Love that Rich 😂
Can’t believe TSM managed to sneak past that intro
I love all the drip feeding we get through various videos, that long time viewers get to piece together like that scene from the post room with Charlie in “It’s always sunny..”. I feel like i’m only a few connections away from knowing 10% of the ‘Deads Man’s Drive’!
That hated eg, they're dead now, line could only remind me of Harry Redknapp explaining why there was a Swiss bank account registered in the name of his pet dog
Guess you could say that he was esick
4:21 spat my coffee when you called him BidenF
The DMT bit was so funny
"we didn't play bad, there a 2-3 rounds we could have won"
funny part about executives playing in games. IG let the team owner play a game once in the regular season... but difference is IG was already confirmed first place.
Pride and Dignity slow-mo needs to become the industry standard.
Kasper rolls into the teams training room with his SteelSeries Siberia's on, holding an intellimouse asking if russian walking is still banned.
I am torn I want Cadian to succeed but I want Astralis held accountable.
Spot on
@@aranyak1881 looks like we won't get either.
Thank you! Exactly my thoughts!
Hey Richard, just want to let you know to keep up the good work. The first time I got to see you in action was in copenhagen major, tho i did know about you since your report on ibuypower situation, and it was great. Keep on churning out the good content, although i guess it isnt that hard considering the crazy shit going on in this esports scene.
Bro. Respect to your freaking balls. I don't have to agree to everything you say but I love hot takes and respect it!
Stavn doesn't mean but Staven means "the staff", like a wizards staffs.
that subsheet is wild
Wait Richard Lewis hates Astralis? Oh wait I’m here for it enjoying dinner
I have always thought Richard's way of speaking is very reminsicent of Stewart Lee.
God Yekindar
Jesus christ, that 13-0.... every astralis player with 13 deaths. No one survived a round.
14:44 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIN
i liked this for the content. and the megadeth shirt.
I'm peeping that megadeth shirt
You love to see it
Wait Cadian moved to Astralis?
25:15 can’t wait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a long time Astralis fan, I really disliked them for what they did to br0 and other young players. As an org, they are god awful.
Also Cadian got exposed as a rifler. He still is a good IGL imo but he got carried cuz he was awping.
"shithousery" 😂
all I want is to see p1vi inside the server
How funny would it be if they once again failed to qualify for the major and missing on the sticker stimulus lmao
I'm surprised you didn't mentioned that BLAST has former ASStralis employees working for them!
He mentionned it in his previous 2 videos on the subject. They used to be owned by the same entity
'ere we go, the big story's end. Looking forward to this one.
banger
Kamalastralis?
"They lied and cheated in order to lose 13-0."
Karmastralis. Beautiful. I'll instantly steal this meme! 😂
The whole scene is amateur hour and is only going backwards in terms of professionalism.
lyin rats
In fact, they got 16-0ed cause Vitality won the first 3 rounds of the second map 😂
Rich is goat
BidenF😂😂😂😂 Its too good
0 views in 9 seconds, Richard fell off
No, he is just bi
Brovid 24
bidenF lol
I hate Astralis, always have hated them, it's got nothing to do with their lack of morals when it comes to fucking over players or pushing their own agenda into the scene. My hatred is much simpler, I'm a racist.
if you're racist you should love them, they're all danish.
@@kutagen I know they're all Danish.
lol man do you ever get tired of your Astralis hate , it’s getting a bit old now