Remember the bad old days, when the camera was manual focus, and Dan would have to twist a knob. Thank god for technology! Now all he has to do is hold items at arms length for 5-10 seconds waiting and screaming. Truly, this is the future.
i love dan shouting at the trains like theyre rambunctious kittens climbing up his leg or some shit. like theyre bastard puppies running under him while he tries to walk around. theyre his stupid train children and he loves them.
like honestly this isn't the best set-up but if you were to put up the railset on your usual recording desk and have it deliver the blind bags, that would be sick.
Dan would you ever consider doing a lego building video? Honestly I'd love to just watch you sit and build things like that train set, wouldn't need any commentary as it'd just be fun to watch. Though I'd understand if you didn't want to, since I know Lego is one of your favorite things to do, on and off camera.
I feel like this is just the sort of thing Dan does for fun. I don't just mean moving things with trains, I mean the whole setup. I could imagine Dan doing random reviews of things to a camera just for practice, never upload them, and because he doesn't plan to upload them he has more fun with it. But he accidentally uploaded this one.
5:36 I bought that polar bear one in non blind bag form, something to help with my anxiety. The face is horrific and it smells so bad which of course makes your hands smell too
Might wanna take a leaf outa Ashens book and burn these ones. (preferably in a well ventilated room cause that plastic might be toxic [the dog can stay, cause its ok])
Here we are in Australia, having a 'cooler Autumn', and we're reaching the same daily maximums. So, no, but they're pretty good at having consecutive mildly warm days.
Dan, please sort out something with that cameras auto-focus. Either Manual-focus and have a fixed background length and zoom in or something. Please!!!
The knob on the top of jelly jelly toast is so you can put some string through it and make it either a ornament or Keychain so also what you read as "delicious perfume" is actually french for the other words you read.
Remember the bad old days, when the camera was manual focus, and Dan would have to twist a knob.
Thank god for technology! Now all he has to do is hold items at arms length for 5-10 seconds waiting and screaming.
Truly, this is the future.
i love dan shouting at the trains like theyre rambunctious kittens climbing up his leg or some shit. like theyre bastard puppies running under him while he tries to walk around.
theyre his stupid train children and he loves them.
I’m only just realising there’s music added to these videos - I’ve honestly always thought it was a fb messenger notification going off every so often
The blind bags that God left in a hot car
Dan, that moj moj is perfect and you know it. I’ll bet you already have him framed
like honestly this isn't the best set-up but if you were to put up the railset on your usual recording desk and have it deliver the blind bags,
that would be sick.
"looks like a train has just ploughed through a children's cartoon"
And thus, Thomas the Tank Engine was born.
Ashens: LET IT BURNNNN!
Dan: uh, I’ll hit it with a small plastic train I guess?
*Small highly sophisticated interlocking brick system train.
Dan would you ever consider doing a lego building video?
Honestly I'd love to just watch you sit and build things like that train set, wouldn't need any commentary as it'd just be fun to watch.
Though I'd understand if you didn't want to, since I know Lego is one of your favorite things to do, on and off camera.
i love these blind bag videos, more please.
I would like to see an episode, where you show and tell your best and worst blind bags. and which were your favorite etc.
I feel like this is just the sort of thing Dan does for fun. I don't just mean moving things with trains, I mean the whole setup. I could imagine Dan doing random reviews of things to a camera just for practice, never upload them, and because he doesn't plan to upload them he has more fun with it. But he accidentally uploaded this one.
Henkil Epsilon this one was 100% only uploaded because he was ill.
I like how the 'bear' is an 084. Dangerous object of unknown origin? Fits that monstrosity perfectly.
Blind bags delivered by train. I love it.
That last one is like a hackey sack designed to make you feel like a monster when you kick it around.
I'm not sure which is worse, the blind bags or the focusing lol
“FOCUS ON THE MOJ MOJ!!!” is not something any human being should ever have to say
That polar bear is an example of what global warming will do to us.
Massive legend, Dan.
More of this unique delivery thing please.
FOCUS ON THE MOJ MOJ
Best command to a camera I have ever heard
Looks like a repurposed fishing lure.
"Please don't be wet, that's all I ask." - Dan Hardcastle, 2018
Legit thought that 'polar bear' was a seal.
"Moj is Japanese for....melted piece of shit..."
I don't know why, but I really want to watch the behind-the-scenes of these
5:36 I bought that polar bear one in non blind bag form, something to help with my anxiety. The face is horrific and it smells so bad which of course makes your hands smell too
you should do this for all blind bags and become the ashens of train tracks!!!!!! please i want this so much XD
Nerdcubed vs Focus
4:43 is dan having a mental breakdown about his current situation
More train or we riot
That video was a train wreck
I bet Rebecca liked that pizza, and probably the piece of bread
Seen a rabbit that looked like the white thing, we were learning how to skin/butcher in the field
And this kids, was the start of my train obession.
Can we get more train-flavored videos please?
what does a train taste like?
Not much flavor, but really choo-y
9:45
Playback speed 0.25
Enjoy
its better at .25
Daniel Cacioppo fuck sorry thats what I meant
That "no" at 9:50 is especially good at this speed 😂
Oh god XD
4:20 "It re-railed itself!"
buu duu duuuum
It's the dog-spider-of-nine-tags.
was watching with headphones, the 3d audio with the train sounded so cool.
Yes ive been waiting for another blind bag!
Is it a bad thing that watching these is my idea of fun, nowadays?
I'd rather eat 3 quid than buy these
I bought one of these for fun once and got the super rare smore
snowflakefrankiero did you sell it?
1977stekel nahh still have it
snowflakefrankiero its probably worth something because people collect that crap
S-084...Its an 084! Someone call Shield!
Bloody love this channel
God this is HYSTERICAL 😂😂😂 mostly because it's not my money.
That mini meego thing was cool. Surprised to see crocheted blind bag toys, awesome.
Have you tried the Harry potter mystery minis? They're quite good
I used to have the really old Lego train but being from the 80s it wasn't the safest and it burnt a hole in my carpet
Might wanna take a leaf outa Ashens book and burn these ones. (preferably in a well ventilated room cause that plastic might be toxic [the dog can stay, cause its ok])
The smell is so bad I can smell it through my screen
The toast bag and a tin of SPAM cost about the same.... I think I prefer the SPAM
tbh i thaught that moj moj was a clubbed seal
I didn't think the clubbed part, but it definitely looks like a seal
The seal has been clubbed flat
The toast looked so sad as it got ran over
I love the train set up
Why not have Rebecca load the train?
i really like the feel of the squishy stuff but i never actually bought one cause i always feel that they are too much money
All the moj moj are fucked like that my friend had a penguin with tumour in its face and scars
My mum could make that 'dalmatian' for 50p!
Kids in China probably crank them out for 2p.
train hits him twice still does move
ashens burns his victims, nerd³ runs them other with a train!
the camera literally can't get itself to focus on all this shit
I've seen kids with add that are better focused than that camera
I'm ordering a moj moj
Do people with kids actually buy this sort of stuff for their kids?
dan, why didn't you just like... route the train around your legs? Is that really too hard? lol.
I guess you could say this episode was... a train wreck.
Did anyone notice the trains horns where facing in two different directions
Spyrise2 most trains are like that since the engines can go in either direction they put horns facing both ways
FOCUSONTHEMOJMOJ
You made me laugh so hard i couldnt eat my shpagetee!
It was like, every time you found some new horrible thing i couldnt help myself!
Due to lack of focus I couldn't finish watching this.
Is Britain really that bad in having consecutive hot days?
Here we are in Australia, having a 'cooler Autumn', and we're reaching the same daily maximums. So, no, but they're pretty good at having consecutive mildly warm days.
You got a melted poler bear, well, that's globle warming for ya.
Polar Bear and Global Warning, for next time
LOL
Why did you think that track layout was a good idea?
What do you mean the?
Don't you mean A?
The is implying that onto one blind bag was forgotten
That is clearly not the case
Dan, please sort out something with that cameras auto-focus. Either Manual-focus and have a fixed background length and zoom in or something. Please!!!
lol
love Dan
why would people sell super-smelly things for children... that is just asking for trouble... :(
Why are kiddie blind bags so rubbish.
I actually kinda like the colored chains... The toy is shite tho.
IHasCupquake I am toast animated lol
Hello dan I’m early
😂😂😂😂
you can winn ooshie things at Rcades
igot aa piece of bread
2ps forvth win
The knob on the top of jelly jelly toast is so you can put some string through it and make it either a ornament or Keychain so also what you read as "delicious perfume" is actually french for the other words you read.
prince skyrider have you ever herd a joke?