hey ppl! just wanted to apologise for any confusion as I just had to reupload the video due to an issue I noticed upon watching it through - should be all good now though! hope you like it
Yeah...even I realised it...that during the duel between lockhart and himself, snape disarmed him at the very beginning and I think that is why harry tries to disarm the opponent first because if he does not have the wand he cant do any harm to harry... isn't it amazing to think that harry unknowingly follows snape
Nothing more succinctly shows why Hermione shouldn't be in Ravenclaw than the fact that she simped for him from the start and never had any critical questions about his achievements, just because she read it in a book.
That's why she fits Gryffindor more than Ravenclaw. She's just book smart, while Ravenclaw values intelligence & wisdom more than what you get from books.
@@taxfraudpro no she goes by the brain alright. There’s a reason why the Harry and Ron survived all those adventures and the DA became a thing. Because of Hermione. If it weren’t for Hermione, Harry and Ron wouldn’t be alive.
If Lockhart had a search history: "How to fix an arm without removing the bones" "How to get people to remember my favourite colour is lilac" "How to teach myself how to block a disarming spell"
I'm 100% certain, when Lockhart asked Dumbledore permission to start the club, Snape was praying that he'd be picked to assist the duel. So he could do exactly this.
Y’all, this guy could’ve made a decent living working for the ministry of magic doing memory charms on muggles who accidentally saw magic. But no, this self-centered Blondie just had to have the spotlight.
@@davidwinstead9146 well, he can do many things... if it will bring him fame. Lore says that he was a strong pupil, but too spoiled by his parents. As such... you know the result.
@@mapmakerlich actually, only his mother spoiled him, not his father, as his sisters were squibs, and when he came to Hogwarts, he had no idea it was a wizard school, even if his mum was a witch. Honestly, J.K your lore makes no sense sometimes.
The way Molly looks at Lockhart would definitely not sit well with Arthur 😂 but knowing Arthur, he would not be mentioning it to her, i can tell you that 😂
3:28 We all know Snape agreed so he could help co-teach Defense Against The Dark Arts once, even if it meant sharing the class with a somehow certified idiot
I love how there is different levels of hate for some characters. You strongly dislike Lockheart, you want to punch him in the face. You hate Umbridge with every essence of your being. And unless you’re crazy you absolutely hate Voldemort, just a little less than Umbridge.
The little pop ups about what the characters are thinking are my favorites!!! It makes the video sooo much better!! EDIT: Daniel Radcliffe makes the funniest faces 😂🤣
The most infuriating thing about Lockhart is the fact that there are many remarkable witches and wizards out there who have no idea of what they achieved.
One thing that always annoyed me about the films is that they never really touch on the truth about lockhart. He's actually extremely intelligent. He's bewitched many supremely talented wizard and witches, was said to be a master of memory charms and conned the entire wizarding world (including dumbledore himself). He was even a Ravenclaw at Hogwarts. His entire "bumbling idiot" thing was just an act in the books, something the films never touch on.
And totally understandeable why hes ravenclaw. Silly as fuck yet have a huge knowledge and passion to study and research all time. I dont know how he was represented in the books. People with mentality like him very common in philosphy / art history. Had teachers like him😂
He didn't fool Dumbledore at all. When Ron told him that Lockhart obliviated itself, Dumbledore said something like: "Oh dear, impaled upon your own sword, Gilderoy?", meaning that he knew that he was a fraud and obliviated people to claim their archivements. A very interesting video thst talks about why he was actually hired is "Dumbledore's Big Plan: Chamber of Secrets" by SuperCarlinBrother, it's a cool theory
My favorite scene is Snape coming up with a smug grin and so delighted to get a chance at Lockhart, knocking him down, and then smiling after telling Lockhart to teach the students to block.. You just know when Snape walks up, shits about to go down.
On another video, I mentioned how Lockhart could have been a powerful force wiping death eater memories at the battle of Hogwarts (obviously if he hadn't lost his memory). Then I decided it would be even better if he just went around removing the bones from the death eaters.
The funny thing is, that lorewise Lockhart could not have done any damage on Ron anyway even if the wand had not been broken. Because a wand doesnt turn against his master.
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hey ppl! just wanted to apologise for any confusion as I just had to reupload the video due to an issue I noticed upon watching it through - should be all good now though! hope you like it
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Lmao I was wondering why the notif showed me the thumbnail and then said private lol, anyways, on a sirius note, this was siriusly a fantastic video.
@@kingwilliamlobo siriusly the puns👀lmao
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People hate Lockhart which means the actor played his role well. Excellent acting, man.
umbridge too
Yeah
@@karinegliskis6653 you beat me to it
@@Taniks_The_Final_Shape ahaha no one could forget
Nah i kinda like lockhart
“Gilderoy being an idiot”
- I now present to you, Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets
and that one scene in order of the Phoenix *book I think idk
Underated comment!!!!
That is also one of the best movies, instead of those telenovelas of the last movies for menstruating girls
Actually lol'd at this comment hahah
HAHAHAH
Hard to believe this guy directed Thor. Maybe he didn’t. Maybe he obliviated the real director and slapped his name on the credits.
O my gosh
Wait. THAT was Taika Waititi (sorry if i spelled it wrong)
He’s actually a very talented classically trained actor and director. He also played hamlet in the 4 hour version
I know this is a joke, but Sir Brannagh is actually a genius actor & really good director. He's classically trained in Shakesperean acting.
Wait what
I love how his painting is painting himself lol
I think he imitate Bob Ross
Paintception
His painting is him paining himself which is painting himself which is painting himself…
@@iggylo7867 IT'S A LOOP GET THE GUNS AND KILL EM!
Lol
it's really cute that expellliarmus taught by snape was the most used spell by harry .
Yah now i noticed also that it was snape who used that spell first (correct me if i am wrong)
Yeah...even I realised it...that during the duel between lockhart and himself, snape disarmed him at the very beginning and I think that is why harry tries to disarm the opponent first because if he does not have the wand he cant do any harm to harry... isn't it amazing to think that harry unknowingly follows snape
I find it’s funny that it disarms wands and launches people when it hits them, but cannot disarm a person from a normal item like a gun
@@izenheim1233 it does in the books that spell was used to disarm from many different items not sure about movies tho
@@victoriamitelman6106 who said it was a ship?!?
Lockhart: My assistant PROFESSOR SNAPE
Severus: Poor thing doesn't even know what's he's saying
True facts
Snape is like:"they made THIS guy teach defense against the dark arts?"
Considering that Snape had been after the post for years, I think he earned the right to be salty.
TuT tUT… HardLy anY of yOU reMEmbEr thaT My faVoRite colOr is LilAc!
LMAO
Omygosh
i SaY sO iN yEaR wItH tHe YeTi
Me in the back: NO ONE CARES BITCH
How could you forget such a thing
Nothing more succinctly shows why Hermione shouldn't be in Ravenclaw than the fact that she simped for him from the start and never had any critical questions about his achievements, just because she read it in a book.
True. Her one moment of weakness
That's why she fits Gryffindor more than Ravenclaw. She's just book smart, while Ravenclaw values intelligence & wisdom more than what you get from books.
Hermione wasnt open minded and she had bookish knowledge that why she isn't is ravenclaw
She goes by the book, not by the brain
@@taxfraudpro no she goes by the brain alright. There’s a reason why the Harry and Ron survived all those adventures and the DA became a thing. Because of Hermione. If it weren’t for Hermione, Harry and Ron wouldn’t be alive.
Gilderoy: tut tut
Dolores: hem hem
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dumbledore: calmly
Lupin : awoo…
Hotel: Trivago
Snape: *SILENCE*
Literally nobody: Do you think he’s all right?
Everyone: Who cares?
🤣
“It has been a week, yet we gather here as if it were yesterday”
-Lord Voldemort
Omg! Overhaul is that you,dude? 👁👄👁✨
The head of the future potter's council, speaking to us all, when we gather in great Britain, celebrating years of joy and happiness in the series.
@@funisinfinite. I have taken the position of minister of magic!
@@the2nduser67 who’s Overhaul?
0:30 poor Harry is just being pushed around like a rag dull
@AnEddsworldFan it a typo
If Lockhart had a search history:
"How to fix an arm without removing the bones"
"How to get people to remember my favourite colour is lilac"
"How to teach myself how to block a disarming spell"
"Who am I?"
"Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?"
"When was Lockhart a Hogwarts teacher?"
I'm 100% certain, when Lockhart asked Dumbledore permission to start the club, Snape was praying that he'd be picked to assist the duel. So he could do exactly this.
Maybe Snape volunteered 🙂
I'm pretty sure every professor would want to volunteer for this.
Except sprout. She was bandage and too worried because they needed Mandrakes.
@@demi-femme4821 indeed, snape didnt stand out in his coldness towards lockhart in the book, they ALL wanted to shut him up.
I mean can u notice he just winked at HIMSELF-☠️☠️
You know how good the actor is when their character is actually hateable and amusing at the same time
3:43
The Gryffindors: So, do we cheer for the arrogant narcissist or the merciless bullier? 0_o
I'd prefer snape rather than lockhart UnU
Professor SNAPE
Snapy Snape
Snape, because atleast he is competent and knows what he's doing.
Snape Snape Sniv- i mean Severus Snape
True fans know what i was going to say
Y’all, this guy could’ve made a decent living working for the ministry of magic doing memory charms on muggles who accidentally saw magic. But no, this self-centered Blondie just had to have the spotlight.
He can be that men in black type of guy who can charm and deal with that kinda stuff
There's actually a lot of jobs that he could excel at.
Male model
Volunteer for testing memory restoration charms...
@@iantaggart3064 Hes not a bad wizard, just a lazy one
Lockheart: you will still have your potions master!
Snape: yes but not your defense against the dark arts profesor!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the PC game, Snape derides Lockhart for calling him his "assistant"
My first thought when I saw him was, “He dresses like a royal prince.”
More like a royal pain in the posterior!
@@harrykershaw8329
Indeed.
im SOBBING😭😭
Title: *”Lockhart Being an Idiot”*
Me: *”So in other words; Him just being himself then?”*
Underrated comment 😂
Yasss
And when you realize he is a Ravenclaw.
He could have been great but his ego turned him into to this mess
I- how?
@@davidwinstead9146 well, he can do many things... if it will bring him fame. Lore says that he was a strong pupil, but too spoiled by his parents. As such... you know the result.
@@mapmakerlich actually, only his mother spoiled him, not his father, as his sisters were squibs, and when he came to Hogwarts, he had no idea it was a wizard school, even if his mum was a witch. Honestly, J.K your lore makes no sense sometimes.
We Ravenclaws feel ashamed
4:46
I swear Harry is a whole mood in this video-🤣🤣🤣
Hermione simping at him
My reaction: 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
Thats why she isn't in ravenclaw
@@satan3862 yep true
As someone who simps for uhh... a certain character... I can understand her
@@myname.1602 ehh even tho
bc lockhart sucks
I like how the “assistant” is better at magic than the host
The title- gilderoy lockhart being an idiot
The video- *every one of his scenes 👁👄👁*
I guess gilderoy is always an idiot
@@awesomemangaming8848 very true
When is not an idiot though? - never
Yes
@@bunnies4ever41 never
*Didn’t know Lockhart only had 5 minutes of screen time*
What a magical five minutes of Kenneth Branagh in one of his best portrayals.
Haha
But he actually only has 10:30 minutes
He’s still an idiot in Order of the Phoenix… I’m glad that Ron didn’t do anything to save him.
0:56
The only time Draco is not jealous of Harry!
Technically he is, he just adds a bit of sadness.
The way Molly looks at Lockhart would definitely not sit well with Arthur 😂 but knowing Arthur, he would not be mentioning it to her, i can tell you that 😂
3:28
We all know Snape agreed so he could help co-teach Defense Against The Dark Arts once, even if it meant sharing the class with a somehow certified idiot
That's exactly why he agreed, he wanted to kick his ass
"I didn't get rid of the banden banshee by smiling at it..."
Ron and other classmates look at each other clearly thinking "you sure about that?"
3:13 Gilderoy : And very clearly the bones are not broken
Hagrid: Broken..!! There's no bones left🤣🤣lol
Gilderoy : Much more flexible though
Imagine being so self obsessed that you even have a painting of you painting yourself? 💀🤚
0:11 Molly's face lol 😂❤
also 2:07 "It was at this moment that he knew,he f****ed up" 🤣🤣
1:31
Gilderoy: *chuckles*
Me: what so funny about bragging ur awards to 12 year olds
I watched the scene on TV a few hours ago when Lockhart gifting his books to Harry
4:51 I couldn't stop laughing when it say fuck
I wanted to see Lockhart in every book, just imagine him with umbridge lol he really needed to stay to the very end
Same, me molo que fuera así xdxd
I like how he thinks people love him but people actually hate him.
4:59 That was the funniest way I've heard anyone say "hello" ever 😂
When Lockhart grabbed Harry
Harry: "GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM ME!"
Harry: Snape is THE worst techer!
Lockhart: * walks in*
Harry: im taking that back!
*hem hem*
Umbridge
@@anikazarin2871 yes she is the worst
Lockhart erased a dozen wizards memories though and then claimed their accomplishments as his own which is bad
4:21 guys wait…SEVERUS SMILED
MOM GET THE CAMERA
This video could literally be ever single scene he’s in.
Love how relatable Ron is thru the entire second film lmao
The “everyone: who cares???” Got me real good
Lokhart's entire existence screams 'IDIOT'-
When having a broken wand actually comes in handy
1:57
Hermoine casually sweeping her books off the table
Snape saying expelliarmus will forever be my favorite moment
Snape's wise words which can be used on Lockhart, 'Clearly, fame isn't everything, is it?'
No one makes fun of the “Freshly caught cornish pixies” part enough
THE PART AT 0:11 KILLED ME!!!! OMG YOU MADE MY DAY HAHAHAHH
Always made me wonder why Lockhart chose the one professor that would be all too happy to completely mop the floors with him 😂
My favourite thing about the cornish pixies scene is that Hermione yeets all her books off the desk 🤣🤣
Is it bad that Gilderoy is my 2nd favorite character in the series? 🤣🤣🤣
yes.
Yes..
It depends why...
But still yes
What place am in? Also yes.
It's ok because his lines and his behaviour in book were hilarious 😂
0:53
When the song from those halo commercials started playing I just- 😂
I went from having a mild crush on this guy to legitimately wanting to vomit (to some extent) every time I see him.
Thank Snape for winning that duel.
Hopefully I enter that second phase soon 💔
I love how there is different levels of hate for some characters. You strongly dislike Lockheart, you want to punch him in the face. You hate Umbridge with every essence of your being. And unless you’re crazy you absolutely hate Voldemort, just a little less than Umbridge.
I guess because Voldemort is more authentic.
“Celebrity is as celebrity does”
-Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
This should be every scene he’s in
Looks like a good opponent for a flobberworm.
Lockhart: Let me introduce you to my assistant: Professor Snape.
Snape: Im about to end this man’s whole career.
2:07 That was hilarious
Lockhart: I didn't get rid of the band and banshee by smiling at them **laughs**
Harry: Are we sure he's not mental?
0:34 Harry be tryna keeping his 1.5 meter distance
These were basically all the scenes of Gildroy.
Can we talk about how creepy it is whenever we see Hermione simp for Lockhart?
The way Snape says, "Expelliarmus" 🔥💯 He enunciated well.
Ex
pelliarmus
1:28 you can get rid of me by smilling because i wouldve ran the other direction as fast as i can
even snape would run
The little pop ups about what the characters are thinking are my favorites!!! It makes the video sooo much better!!
EDIT: Daniel Radcliffe makes the funniest faces 😂🤣
in the sixth (or fifth? ) book they met him at st. mungo's and he actually is like a 2 year old and kinda cute lol
@strawberryxqueen and now he spends the rest of his life there,probably
Kenneth Brannagh portrayed the foolish Lockhart so well. He's actually a very smart actor & director. Very versatile & Shakesperean.
When u realize this guy is the director of thor....
Me like " hope he didn't use any of his memory charms against the real director."
So basically his entire screen time...
G. Lockhart: You got 5:13 minutes to live.
G.Lockhart:
Me: Sees " Gilderoy Lockhart being an idiot"
Also me: Oh really?! He's always an idiot!
3:48 bruh the face
The most infuriating thing about Lockhart is the fact that there are many remarkable witches and wizards out there who have no idea of what they achieved.
Harry: *Breahtes*
Lockhart: Smile, you are going to the front page!
One thing that always annoyed me about the films is that they never really touch on the truth about lockhart. He's actually extremely intelligent. He's bewitched many supremely talented wizard and witches, was said to be a master of memory charms and conned the entire wizarding world (including dumbledore himself). He was even a Ravenclaw at Hogwarts. His entire "bumbling idiot" thing was just an act in the books, something the films never touch on.
And totally understandeable why hes ravenclaw. Silly as fuck yet have a huge knowledge and passion to study and research all time. I dont know how he was represented in the books. People with mentality like him very common in philosphy / art history. Had teachers like him😂
He didn't fool Dumbledore at all. When Ron told him that Lockhart obliviated itself, Dumbledore said something like: "Oh dear, impaled upon your own sword, Gilderoy?", meaning that he knew that he was a fraud and obliviated people to claim their archivements. A very interesting video thst talks about why he was actually hired is "Dumbledore's Big Plan: Chamber of Secrets" by SuperCarlinBrother, it's a cool theory
My favorite scene is Snape coming up with a smug grin and so delighted to get a chance at Lockhart, knocking him down, and then smiling after telling Lockhart to teach the students to block.. You just know when Snape walks up, shits about to go down.
2:43 I don't think Harry remembered this for the entire rest of the series
0:28 you can see the absolute horror on harrys face
1:17
I CAN'T-😂😂😂
witch weekly's most charming smile award winner for the 18th time
I love how good the actor played him he’s one of my favorite characters bc he’s and idiot
“You’ll still have ur potions master when I’m through with him”
Severus: “you’ll still have your DADA teacher when I’m through with him”
On another video, I mentioned how Lockhart could have been a powerful force wiping death eater memories at the battle of Hogwarts (obviously if he hadn't lost his memory). Then I decided it would be even better if he just went around removing the bones from the death eaters.
The funny thing is, that lorewise Lockhart could not have done any damage on Ron anyway even if the wand had not been broken. Because a wand doesnt turn against his master.
4:26 *s n a t c h e d*
Gilderoy Lockheart is basically the Harry Potter equivalent of Mr. Beast. Think about it.
the fact that lockharts in ravenclaw-
Sad :(
I'm a ravenclaw
More sad
@@kingwilliamlobo same
Hufflepuff here
@@auronnyagangopadhyay7104 YO SAME
@@brendofire2084 haha
Severus snape: to first teach the students how to block unfriendly spells
Lockhart: OBLIVIATE!
0:44 Me when there is too much people and noice.
Ron’s face in the first scene kills me every time when Lockhart is talking
He looks entirely different than what I've imagined while reading the book.
ikr he looks so old in the movie
Hugh Grant was first choice to play Lockhart at first but he couldn't do it
Lockhart: And with the help of my *assistant* Professor Snape!
Snape: What did the obnoxious, snobby, banana just call me?
Banana?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣