That wasn't talcum powder. Tim is actually a wise old dragon with a human form showing his magic trinkets to humans. He will continue showing humans his amazing magic party favors for generations to come. God bless you wise dragon.
Tim is such a sweet old man. I would love to have a grandpa with such a big passion. I would visiit him just to hear him tell me all about his collection..
I love this channel. It's one of a kind. A grown man looking back at things his collected for years and years and that have been passed down from many generations, then he tests them and plays with them for our enjoyment. One of a kind channel :)
So many comments so I may be repeating this scenario, but I can't help myself : Kid sneaks in to Tim's office where he has fallen asleep. "haha, I'm gonna scare the old man stiff", kid sounds a loud siren in Tim's ear. Tim wakes up, "A what a lovely sound, heh..." I just love this positive guy!
Honestly, the bicycle siren would be perfect for bicycles. In my country and probably yours we’ve got bicycles for the police department. But they got normal bells. Those sirens could be pretty useful. They’re just not very loud.
*Tim* : _Here's a doll made of stone that I picked up 4,000 years ago in 1983 BC. The Japanese village elders would head out to the Nile and pick up stones and craft toys for the children, quite extraordinary...Heh_
Tim always talks on how he collected those toys since a child. Now imagine tiny Tim blowing those sirens all day. His mother was a Saint in letting him to keep collecting more and more, or maybe the day she gave Tim that one cigar it was a punishment for his powerful lungs, after all.
I just found this channel out just this week and let me say, I am with love with it, and I love how Tim looks like a professional scientist just for toys and how child like he is. Keep it up grand illusions!!!
Tim needs to do one of these videos, stop half way through, grab a pitcher and a glass, and while pouring, say "Nile water". Then just go back to his video.
Before sirens used to be motor to play music in 1860. Now there are electronic speaker sirens that can easily play music that people composed, such as the so-called Bosai Musen in Japan; Every 5pm, they would play calm music.
I really liked the Acme Siren which has a Keyring on the front. I really liked that sound. It sounds like a Supercgarger. But, I heard on the Ring Ring Siren. It looks nice, but it sounds very perfect!
This channel can revive otherwise totally lost memories. I used to have the 0:33 car with the oversized siren, definitely, but it was absolutely wiped off my brain. I still have no recollection of the car, but can remember the siren now, mine was blue and red. I would never in a lifetime think of it again, not seeing it here.
I sort of remember having that race car one. I still have a bike-siren from a McDonald's Happy Meal set, onto which you could put the front of the ECTO-1 from _Ghostbusters_. I _also_ have the _Inspector Gadget_ Copter Hat Siren. Turn the helicopter thing, and it makes a siren noise.
If you were a parent all night your kid would be playing with the car with the horn or the alarm door but most likely the car all night you would hear (EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR) You: shut up shut up shut up ._.
"Rare footage of British man sounding air raid sirens" circa 1917
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At 2:29 (Earape!)
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5:25 did we just hear Tim almost swear??!
Nick Park "oh sh"
At worst he was only going to say sugar
oh shoot
Nick Park .
Was too busy staring at dem legs
Most commonly used words on this channel:
1. Heh
2. Sort of...
3. Japanese
4. Indeed
5. Lovely
kguy152000 6. [Noun] from the Nile
We need new Tim memes
kguy152000 Don't forget
Subtle
Very cute.
kguy152000 you forgot “wow”
*KEK*
Toy.
Tim forgot his trousers again, heh
@@ahmdabdallah2132 what does that have to do with anything
@Ahmd Reported for unwanted commercial content.
No he’s wearing short shorts
LOL!!!
Am I the only one who noticed that Tim is not wearing any trousers
maybe he traded his trousers for some toys?
Maaviya Faruki Hot-pants from the Nile
Every video gets this comment I swear :'D
Maaviya Faruki not again, not the first time this has happened
Maaviya Faruki actually at 5:25 you can see he is wearing some very short-shorts.
3:50
*Tim sounds the siren*
*Hurts ears*
Tim:Good Noise
نهننىهرهرههههخىخىلخمبكح١خصخخ٣٧قهق٧ه٤هثخ٢
زسميميمن
That’s why I love Tim. He’ll find the positives in every little toy that a lot of us wouldn’t be too interested in.
3:49 Step 1: get this thing
Step 2: attach it to an air compressor
Step 3: GO WILD
That wasn't talcum powder. Tim is actually a wise old dragon with a human form showing his magic trinkets to humans. He will continue showing humans his amazing magic party favors for generations to come. God bless you wise dragon.
In the year 2037, his grandson will make a video talking about the fidget spinner.
Hopefully
No
He has a son?
Cuts to a Stuka.
"This is my favorite siren. Used it a lot when I flew over Poland in the 40s".
Stuka German not bri ish
2:41
Tim - "What a lovely sound it is"
Tornado Siren in background
Tim - *What a lovely time for death*
Imagine the struggle to put both balloons over that whistle without one of them deflating (4:18)
You put one on, over inflate it without popping, then put the uninflated one on the other side.
You can hear the struggle actually
Twist the neck of the balloon after inflating it.
S N E E Z I N G
P O W D E R
from the Nile
Maryland S L E E P I N G P O W D E R
Knightworm from the nile
Maryland *insert gif of 2D dancing*
Maryland from the nile
"If you're in an orchestra, that's what you use: Sounds."
Wise words from Tim there.
Padlockigami He said "sirens" fam.
cory mcknight bruh
Padlockigami Wxw
The Yamaha music siren makes music does anyone knows?
2:42 he was totally gonna say perfect for a small child who love playing with themselves. why else would you need a door trip alarm
🤣
Tim is such a sweet old man. I would love to have a grandpa with such a big passion. I would visiit him just to hear him tell me all about his collection..
My dog is as fascinated at the noises coming from these toys as Tim is!
Tim's videos are like a gentle breeze on a small boat effortlessly floating down:
The Nile.
I love this channel. It's one of a kind. A grown man looking back at things his collected for years and years and that have been passed down from many generations, then he tests them and plays with them for our enjoyment. One of a kind channel :)
Sirens
Love this man! Imagine being his child and growing up with all these nifty things
5:55 you can almost see Tim's whistle xD
5:55 when you come home and your grandpa is sitting there with no pants
5:23 no trousers lol
He just has short shorts on
triangulated 5:50
He's gay
So many comments so I may be repeating this scenario, but I can't help myself :
Kid sneaks in to Tim's office where he has fallen asleep.
"haha, I'm gonna scare the old man stiff", kid sounds a loud siren in Tim's ear.
Tim wakes up, "A what a lovely sound, heh..."
I just love this positive guy!
5:26 looks at bottom half of tim*
Oh tim we all have those times where you pretend to be formal
I know😂 i was astonished
tim always says "good toy for a child" as if he doesnt love playing with them himself haha
It would have been fantastic if Mr Rogers Neighborhood still existed to watch Tim guest star and interact with Mr Rogers.
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Ikr
he would have been a guest on the topic of toys and caring for them
*blows out eardrums* "Mmm! Oh yes, good noise, good noise."
"Sir, do you know how fast you've been driving? Please blow into this"
FFFFFFWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
😂
@@RussellTeapot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wow that's a lot of sirens
Butt face
Honestly, the bicycle siren would be perfect for bicycles. In my country and probably yours we’ve got bicycles for the police department. But they got normal bells. Those sirens could be pretty useful. They’re just not very loud.
_"Mm, yes. Good noise."_
Very british indeed
*Tim* : _Here's a doll made of stone that I picked up 4,000 years ago in 1983 BC. The Japanese village elders would head out to the Nile and pick up stones and craft toys for the children, quite extraordinary...Heh_
Tim always talks on how he collected those toys since a child. Now imagine tiny Tim blowing those sirens all day. His mother was a Saint in letting him to keep collecting more and more, or maybe the day she gave Tim that one cigar it was a punishment for his powerful lungs, after all.
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is
5:26 Tim's Turbo Tickler
Underrated comment lmao
Those viewers in the US might need all those sirens soon.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm watching an elderly man blowing whistles
Geraint Evans Same😂
Geraint Evans That’s what I thought and I looked up the comments if anyone felt the same XD
A old man wearing no pants 🤣
I just found this channel out just this week and let me say, I am with love with it, and I love how Tim looks like a professional scientist just for toys and how child like he is. Keep it up grand illusions!!!
My lord Tim is the nicest person on earth
I have to say
Tim needs to do one of these videos, stop half way through, grab a pitcher and a glass, and while pouring, say "Nile water". Then just go back to his video.
4:28 that kids is a useful skill for when you have a girlfriend
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I don’t understand
7u7
@@re-lmayer2546 can you tell me the joke?
@@ianplace9977 you're probably too young
I liked the part where Tim squeezed the two balloons, it was quite sensual.
"Tim warns us for the coming air raids."
Before sirens used to be motor to play music in 1860. Now there are electronic speaker sirens that can easily play music that people composed, such as the so-called Bosai Musen in Japan; Every 5pm, they would play calm music.
You mean Yamaha at first?
*_When you can't afford a turbo for your Renault Multipla._*
Isn't it Fiat Multipla?
Nah fam, haven't you heard of the *_Renault_* Multipla?
No, i haven't =(
No, it's a Porsche Multipla
We had a turbo fiat multipla. It didn't sound like this though :)
I love this channel. When i was bored, lying in bed with a broken leg i found this channel. And ever since 2015 i have been watching. Thanks tim
*gee wiz water from the nile gets funnier and funnier every time i see it. i mean LMAO WATER FROM THE NILE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌*
heh
Jaekoff Not only is it stale, it is in the way, IT IS ALWAYS IN THE WAY, isn't it?!
Jaekoff Actually Tim describes the Water from the Nile meme perfectly at 0:49
Jaekoff SALT FROM THE NILE
Sarcasm from the Nile.
I really liked the Acme Siren which has a Keyring on the front. I really liked that sound. It sounds like a Supercgarger. But, I heard on the Ring Ring Siren. It looks nice, but it sounds very perfect!
2:25 cool
I wish the intro was less loud. I like to listen to these as I go to sleep. Tim is a true hero.
One word to decribe tim: jolly
I love the way he describes the toys like pieces of art
5:30 I think someone forgot to put their pants on 😂
Wow, so many toys! I'll bet the kids chained up in his basement aren't bored for a moment!
Such a sweet man, keep it up xx
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Thanks.....from CARLO....BELGIUM
I am waiting for Tim's diss track.
memo Demo please leave
memo Demo SD hh
Wow! These toys are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!
3:50 damn that spool will that fit in my honda
I liked that Ring Ring Siren which is Silver and it sounds good. It's sounded like a Supercharger. But, I liked that sound.
3:02 I can feel the waves broooo.....
This channel can revive otherwise totally lost memories. I used to have the 0:33 car with the oversized siren, definitely, but it was absolutely wiped off my brain. I still have no recollection of the car, but can remember the siren now, mine was blue and red. I would never in a lifetime think of it again, not seeing it here.
Tim has the most relaxing voice! I love this channel. Keep up the good work Tim!
I love your videos there are such cool toys
I always thought the Aooga siren the most funniest of sirens there is 😃
Ravedaze yes
that's more like a horn rather thana siren
Ravedaze jioji9i9
I had that toy siren car...nostalgia wave full on hit, right there.
This should be an episode of Hoarders.
I sort of remember having that race car one.
I still have a bike-siren from a McDonald's Happy Meal set, onto which you could put the front of the ECTO-1 from _Ghostbusters_.
I _also_ have the _Inspector Gadget_ Copter Hat Siren. Turn the helicopter thing, and it makes a siren noise.
1:20 Favorite part
I love that pull string siren.
2:18 Great for Nerf wars!
This is the most wholesome man in the world and we must never let him die.
*heh* from the Nile
What's this joke about? Never heard of it
This guy's enthusiasm is so catchy.
2:23 What the name
TIM IS NOT JUST A TOY COLLECTER HIS A TOY MASTER
Where can I find the burglar alarm
2:20
With the powder it looked and sounded like a turbo blowout
We need new memes, the nilewater is starting to stale, Any ideas?
"Small Children"
heh
That's good Mr Eggy but, W H A T A B O U T S N E E Z I N G P O W D E R
Working on one right now, give me about 30 mins and it will be on my channel.
which for the sixties was a s t o N i s h i N g
your like the bob ross of toys your voice is so calming
who else came here for the weekly "heh"
I enjoy every one of this guy's videos.
Overplayed joke from the nile
Build It
It is at least fitting that the joke keeps coming back, slightly weaker each time.
I am glad this was in my recommendations
please share toys site for buying
go to his website, it's www.grand-illusions.com/about_us.shtml
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Cool
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you bring joy to this world, tim
Tim the turbo
I love the balloons and they're now in my library.
6:19 yes …
I almost died when he almost said oh shiAt. 5:25
Does this guy know he's a meme
Wonderful Collection Tim
loop loop poop poop something smart something smart water from the Nile water from the Nile
Average Name That Does Not Explain Avatar Tim's not wearing pants, Tim's not wearing pants..
I hope the kid with the sneezing powder idea got a medal.
If you were a parent all night your kid would be playing with the car with the horn or the alarm door but most likely the car all night you would hear (EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR) You: shut up shut up shut up ._.
Nice shorts, Tim.
grandayy made a meme about Tim, it isn't water from the nile. : /
grandayy singlehandedly killed the woah meme, I will go on a murderous ramage if he ruins tim memes
your father what about behind the meme?
I think Tim memes are safe from BTM because Tim memes aren't that popular
don't jinx it
your father at least gra day actually puts effort in his work rather than read from know your meme and add girs in your video
new title: "tim playing with tiny turbos".
5:58 HIS LEGS XD
What a lovely idea