Can’t tell y’all how high and tight it makes my jeans when the new ymh drops this early. Keep featherin it brother and you know you can always touch my camera through the fence 🙏
Nadav googling "jumping into the golden gate bridge" made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 such a subtle change in language but a huge difference in impact on your body
1:05:50 hahahah Tom flexing on Christine. She wanted to list her club dates and he's like - Hey, Australia, I got upgraded to a BIGGER, *super-theater.*
Coleslaw is made with mayonaise Potato salad is made with mayonaise (and dare i say black southern's version is even heavier on the mayo) Mayo is the best
I don't get how Tom was able to very quickly pick up on himself saying ketchup wrong, but it took a year for him to half-way admit that the word won isn't pronounced WAHN.
It’s so funny hearing you guys talk about taking the autism test. I was just in Nevada visiting some family and my cousin’s wife brought up the fact that she took it but would only tell me her score if I took it and told her mine first. Well I took it and got an 11 and she was hesitant to reveal her score was a 96. Lmao it was a good time because the rest of the vacation whenever she would do something /different/ we’d all be like “96 huh?” Highly recommend making everyone take it
Additional theory on Enny’s dislike of the Holy Condiments- those mentioned, Mayo and Ranch (as well as other creamy dressings) are the antithesis of hot sauce- they are used to downplay spice (as well as introduce additional flavors). See if he likes sour cream.
My days suck so much, listening to all ur ymh shows give me the extra umph I need in my day, thank u soo much for brightening up my day n keeping me laughing. IL keep em high n tight and continue to support u just keep the laughs coming
Someone needs to superimpose Ennys head onto Undercover Brothers body in that scene where he squirts hot sauce from his watch onto the sandwich with mayonnaise 😂😂😂
I knew Tom was the shit, but when he said "Ketchup and Mayo together is the best" I wished I could hug him lol. That's been my shit since I was a kid. YES. SIR.
In a decade, last thought before he plunges in Niagara: "Do I continue to live with a dumb Hunky, who can't even figure out multiplication by 10 and just figured out what towels are for who calls dumb Pollock behavior -Pazitsky effect- or take my chances with this sweet sweet death by crushing watery death?! " I want it recorded as a lesson, like losing in tennis and basketball against Bert.
@@ozbueller3622 i think jaguars have a bigger head and neck, but that cat was fat all over so i could be seeing it wrong, or i could just be wrong cuz im a dummy
@@deathstr1ker6666 Def not easy to tell IMO but leopards dont have inner rosette spots apparently. We can all agree that was def a well fed kitty... and not a cheetah :)
@@sarahlowell3763 the "are you garbage" podcast. If you haven't seen it, I'd say you don't touch my camera through the fence. Its fantastic dude. Tom did a recent episode and so did burt. Great god damn show. Try it out, and ill bet you'll be coming up in May.
Nothing gets me more bricked up then Christina meowing the intro music, it’s like natural viagra. If she had a only fans just meowing the intro I would spend my whole check every week.
Damn, that was a pretty awesome story that Dennis Leary told us about the dead guy with giant balls. That definitely should’ve been an episode premise on Rescue Me.
Interesting conversation. Interesting thing I found out from my late father's 1970 death certificate is that they literally put cause of death as "Suicide', with the location "San Francisco Bay" and the method as "Jump from Golden Gate Bridge". It was ultimately the "multiple traumatic injuries" that did him in. It's weird that bridge is so attractive to premature death.
mayo+ketchup (catsup) Super popular to do this in Utah, commonly called fry sauce. You will also see bbq sauce + mayo. In n out spread is basically this with relish mixed in too
Yuuuup and her saying that it's like if they cast her to be superman's loves interest is WAAAAAY OFF. Not saying Christina is ugly or anything but she definitely looks her age whereas Amy Adams looks much younger and attractive
They both admitted someone being into 'nerd shit' would be a big turn off to them while dating when they were talking about Henry cavill. What do you expect? It's cool to be scientifically illiterate, right?
yea lately theyve gone full Rogan and pretend they know more than they do. maybe it's because they are in Rogans orbit, and the only guests they get are ones who are there for Rogan. The guest quality has dropped, and they barely have guests, which means its these two boring fucks talking about pronouns for 20 mins. yay.
Hey Christine, I think I found the "perfect flaw" for Henry Cavill, he is obsessed with Warhammer 40K; there are plenty of videos of him bringing it up, unprompted.
@@gs4797 I googled use pink sauce and it's NOT ketchup and mayo and I'm not reffering to the nasty bright pink shit that comes up first sorry but USA is way behind Canada on mayochup, pink sauce in the USA is NOT the same lol
In SF it's something like 100 to 140 a year that jump off the golden gate. I have a friend in the coast guard and the news lies and says it's only 5 a month.
I was really about to blow a gasket when KraTOM was talking about "if you follow Hemsworth's workout routine" thought for sure he was going to say it was attainable straight up.... thank god he was realistic about it. You can maybe look like Hemsworth too... if you eat Clen, Tren hard, Anivar give up!
Send Bert to the tailor, and don’t tell him. Let that handiphile grope the “Machine”. Could be a “travel” ymh/channel special with, gigantic Bert, in Japan. It could be another Godzilla series.
Do it for some “anniversary” show. Entice Bert with cigars, scotch and eating some obscure animal that may or may not be poisonous. Then, “hey, let’s get one of those Hong Kong suits that people get”
I’m a day late , but that Unc shine song at the end is a BANGER !! Legit played it twice. Idk if the laughing was in the track or Tina losing her shit but either way AWESOME.
I want to see a ymh exclusive of Tommy buns taking all the booth boys to get tailored suits
This sounds exactly like something someone in the booth would say
@@dialedmedia_ yep
This here’s big time
Booth bot or not I agree 10000%
I second that motion
“Because he’s on the payroll, I can touch him up as much as a want” Booth boys loved to hear that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Booth boys are noise.nothing more.Ever.
"I stand against the black community..."
Damn! Tom just went full Bart Chrysler. Never go full Bart Chrysler! 🤣🤣🤣
Burnt Chrysler!
@@Rcalderon518 burnt crystals!
Bruce Krishna back with his racist antics again
Bret Krishna
Hungarian president is so on point ,
A guy from Liverpool made it to YMH! As a scouser, this makes me very happy. Even more motivated to have Garth tell us where the bodies are now
This also happened in Stoke as well about 5 minutes from where I work. My shitty city actually made it to YMH.
I enjoy your bizarre accent. I too like to not be able to tell anything anyone is saying :D
th-cam.com/channels/GvkoV4ln21EHjoeJxy1zGw.html
Nadav’s sheer lack of ability to produce decent search terms in google really astounds me sometimes.
🎶🎶 nadav is googleing 🎶🎶
@@DekkarJr 👀
@@DekkarJr 🤣🤣
Can’t tell y’all how high and tight it makes my jeans when the new ymh drops this early. Keep featherin it brother and you know you can always touch my camera through the fence 🙏
Crackle Crackle
good mornin julia
it’s me, Joe
Just wanted to say hi, wish you a good day.
Let’s go full throttle!
Juila Julia julia
Your gorgeous your precious
I always love the guests but it’s good to see an all-mommy episode again 👌🏻
Even Nikki Glazer? 😅🤣
Loool genuinely the only episode I’ve watched in years and switched off halfway through
No guest gang. Very few guests had excellent episodes tbh.
"Cost of luxury items are going down"
Sounds like it's time for Tommy Buns to get his jet!
Ellis - Hey Tom, can we make a fort?
TBunz - Sure, I'll grab the couch coushions and the Patek boxes.
Get that JET!
Christina's curated TikToks are just the greatest thing ever. She finds such golden gems on there.
Nadav googling "jumping into the golden gate bridge" made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 such a subtle change in language but a huge difference in impact on your body
1:05:50 hahahah Tom flexing on Christine. She wanted to list her club dates and he's like - Hey, Australia, I got upgraded to a BIGGER, *super-theater.*
@clyde Youre a beyotch.
Coleslaw is made with mayonaise
Potato salad is made with mayonaise (and dare i say black southern's version is even heavier on the mayo)
Mayo is the best
As long as black people don’t know they cool with it 😂
Mayo is the best, and we Canadians invented dipping out fries in it...do Americans not have mayochup though??
@@aegisraven1284 We do. I saw it in the grocery store the other day. .. and Mayo on fries is delicious. 👌🏼
Was gonna mention the potato salad issue. Ya beat me too it. Dang. Good job though.
I don't get how Tom was able to very quickly pick up on himself saying ketchup wrong, but it took a year for him to half-way admit that the word won isn't pronounced WAHN.
I say it that way sometimes now as a joke and no one I know understands why lmao
I can't stop seeing Sal as 10-12 Benadryl guy creeping ever so prevalent right behind Tom.
It’s so funny hearing you guys talk about taking the autism test. I was just in Nevada visiting some family and my cousin’s wife brought up the fact that she took it but would only tell me her score if I took it and told her mine first. Well I took it and got an 11 and she was hesitant to reveal her score was a 96. Lmao it was a good time because the rest of the vacation whenever she would do something /different/ we’d all be like “96 huh?”
Highly recommend making everyone take it
Wait so, she's tok'd or your tok'd?! 😂
I got a 10 too! I think I have adhd or something but idk
@@rangleski3695 well we’re both tok’d but according to the test, she’s really tok’d 😂
Where does one take such a test? 👀 Like an accurate one.
@@roslynshattuck229 a doctor's office
That big birds laugh is getting me through this morning
That was actually a spotted jaguar mommy. Cheetahs have much shorter snouts and are also much slimmer. Easy to confuse the two.
Not at all easy to confuse a jaguar with a cheetah. Very easy to confuse a jaguar with a leopard though.
Yeah that’s actually a better comparison, thanks Oz 🤜🤛
Additional theory on Enny’s dislike of the Holy Condiments- those mentioned, Mayo and Ranch (as well as other creamy dressings) are the antithesis of hot sauce- they are used to downplay spice (as well as introduce additional flavors). See if he likes sour cream.
“He’s gonna feel me up, it’s part of the deal!” -Tom on his way to get a suit tailored in Hong Kong.
The guy is talented...
My days suck so much, listening to all ur ymh shows give me the extra umph I need in my day, thank u soo much for brightening up my day n keeping me laughing. IL keep em high n tight and continue to support u just keep the laughs coming
:)
Enny: Hot sauce is the best
Tom: Mayonnaise is the best
.... now KISS!
Undercover brother covered this 20 years ago
Ketchup!
mayo is for a culture with no culture lmao
Enny's right
I absolutely love this podcast - always makes me feel better, and definitely always makes me laugh
My favourite by far
I want to laugh
@@Stbuster31 Touch my camera through the fence
34:44 Bro straight up said the sentence: “Japanese gorgeous young boy ass” out loud. Bruh just spoke his search history 💀
Tom’s reaction to the girl with the split tongue made me spit my food out. The eye roll.😂
Did Chrissy just put herself in the same league as Amy Adams?? WOW.
😭😭😭
Right?! She is fucking delusional. Hahaha
I know right. I'm not saying I wouldn't show Christine what a banana split is, but Amy Adams is on a whole another level.
@@DarkestAndBlackest lol
She’s literally Bert 😂👍
"I almost wanna send Zolo to Hong Kong" has to be the #1 line I've heard all year. Thank you for the cackle mommy
The booth boys were giddy today, loved it. Great episode
Bruh. The BEST part of this when Tom and Christina are jamming to the intro music. The cut shots. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
The episodes with just Christina and Tom are the best ones.
Just want to point out elotes are SMOTHERED in mayo.. And i love it 😆😆
i enjoy the 8 am releases. thanks, mommies.
Seriously though, makes the first half of my work day skip by which typically feels like the longest part of the day otherwise.
I release every morning at 8:00AM too if you wanna watch.
@@andrewkramer7385 i got a guy who may be interested.
@@andrewkramer7385 where does this stream?
@@jasonvanderklei2466 Streams all over my stomach and thighs
“She seems natural” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:14:47, beautiful words about actually trying to get fit and do the right thing.
Great start to my 36th birthday! Thank you YMH for being awesome!!!
Happy birthday Jeans 🎉
Happy birthday chomo!
Happy 36th man, hope you get wrecked and have a good time, all the best ✌🏻
It's my birthday too. Happy Birthday!
@@miscellaneousb Happy Birthday!!
Tina: did you ever eat something so disgusting but you couldn't stop eating it?
Tim: you.
Eagerly awaiting Tom’s official statement on Andrew Tate censorship
As am I
The coolest of guys😌
As comedians I’m sure they love the guy, he’s a gold mine of fuckery from which we can expand exponentially into the abysmal nothingness
Im waiting until h3 disavows ymh for his appearance, id bet the "where my moms" at episode with hila was a few months prior
We'll find out in a few weeks
I love the English FedSmoker gettin' in the cops face
Shoutout to all the people doing their thing and stuff like that
I love when Tom gives Christina lessons on how not to be tok'd
Someone needs to superimpose Ennys head onto Undercover Brothers body in that scene where he squirts hot sauce from his watch onto the sandwich with mayonnaise 😂😂😂
I knew Tom was the shit, but when he said "Ketchup and Mayo together is the best" I wished I could hug him lol. That's been my shit since I was a kid. YES. SIR.
In Idaho and Utah we call it fry sauce and most burger joints carry it
Ketchup mayo a little garlic powder. Done
@@abracadabrablah Pretty sure everyone calls that fry sauce
It’s called Fancy Sauce
Ymh getting me through opiate withdrawl. Ty 🙏🙏
In a decade, last thought before he plunges in Niagara: "Do I continue to live with a dumb Hunky, who can't even figure out multiplication by 10 and just figured out what towels are for who calls dumb Pollock behavior -Pazitsky effect- or take my chances with this sweet sweet death by crushing watery death?! " I want it recorded as a lesson, like losing in tennis and basketball against Bert.
29:29 oh no their memory is going, Tom told that exact anecdote in the Louis CK episode!
I guess 671 episodes takes a toll on an old fart.
I thought I was trippin and seen this somehow before
You bet i’m coming up in May! High and Tight this fine morning.
I love that they called the cat a "cheetah" that's how much the Mommies know nature 🤣
I think its a jaguar, easily confused with a leopard but absofreakingutely not a cheetah :D
@@ozbueller3622 i think jaguars have a bigger head and neck, but that cat was fat all over so i could be seeing it wrong, or i could just be wrong cuz im a dummy
@@deathstr1ker6666 Def not easy to tell IMO but leopards dont have inner rosette spots apparently. We can all agree that was def a well fed kitty... and not a cheetah :)
Gettin to meet you yestaday was one of the best moments of my life
Love Tom opening up with some serious heat. Guys a legend
Foreign fed smoker is hilarious 😂
love listening at work appreciate what you guys do👌🏽
bored out of my fucking mind on the last 30 minutes of my hospital shift, thank you so much mommys for saving me!!!
ayyee thank you for ur duties mommy
🤙couldn't do it without the pomcast
Take care of the patients ya bum.
How you get a job there there fuck face
Make sure you get all the rectum juice off of the commode. Try not to push a few extra milligrams into somebody while you're at it.
Tim and Christine really struggling with the concept of gravity
Mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together is called fry sauce here in idaho
Mayo is amazing
Ketchup and mayo (fancy sauce)
Is also amazing
I’m calling bullshit on Enny this time. Black people eat a lot of chop cheeses which come with mayo and ketchup.
Can mom jeans please go on ayg? That would be an epic episode.
Yes she'll be in NY and PA in Sept & Nov
As a fellow bozo, I support this shit.
Ayg?
@@sarahlowell3763 the "are you garbage" podcast. If you haven't seen it, I'd say you don't touch my camera through the fence. Its fantastic dude. Tom did a recent episode and so did burt. Great god damn show. Try it out, and ill bet you'll be coming up in May.
Nothing gets me more bricked up then Christina meowing the intro music, it’s like natural viagra. If she had a only fans just meowing the intro I would spend my whole check every week.
Tf?
Seek help 🙏
@@GLo1991 she’s a smoke show, don’t even lie cuz.
This take is fully tokked
This is fully based, i also meow the intro in solidarity
Damn, that was a pretty awesome story that Dennis Leary told us about the dead guy with giant balls. That definitely should’ve been an episode premise on Rescue Me.
Love you guys. Honestly wish I could find a relationship like this. Beautiful.
As a black man I just want to say that I love mayonnaise, Especially a garlic aïoli
I got some bad news for you...
And the various Mayonnaise(s?) that go on sushi 🥺
@@Kier4n99 yes those too
🧢
Christine: That's not how you pronounce balsamic!
Also Christine, a few minutes later: Absolutely butchers "Dom Perignon"
But she's also right, cuz who cares about don pre anon.
I really want her to experience horrible pain every time she says meow in the intro
Ballz-ahmic? tiktoked. "Dom-perig-non" is the same as how Tom pronounces La Croix purposefully wrong.
That was kinda the gag
Dawm PuhRegnan
Christina is taking the Slovakian wine mom thing to a new level
the "celebrity" typo in the URL of the tailor had me geekin (41:52)
I like how Christina calls powdered parmesan “shaky cheese” but hate that she thinks its good
It’s good on crappy Stoffers frozen lasagna
We real eye-talians know pecorino romano is the only shaky cheese
@@jumbolumps666 I’m not eye-talian but agree with you
This pod... It's just the best.
No. Hot sauce is the best
Congrats on the 2 new specials Tommy Buns. Very well deserved!
Enny really doesn't have a
preference when it comes to a
dressing for his salad. As long as
his is TOSSED! Am I right Enny??
Up HIGH!!
He thinks hot sauce is the best tho
Interesting conversation. Interesting thing I found out from my late father's 1970 death certificate is that they literally put cause of death as "Suicide', with the location "San Francisco Bay" and the method as "Jump from Golden Gate Bridge". It was ultimately the "multiple traumatic injuries" that did him in. It's weird that bridge is so attractive to premature death.
It's freeing probably
mayo+ketchup (catsup) Super popular to do this in Utah, commonly called fry sauce. You will also see bbq sauce + mayo.
In n out spread is basically this with relish mixed in too
Tim: "He live streamed himself putting together a computer."
Christine: "Oh no.."
What do you mean "oh no"? Uh oh, the adonis is also smart.
She's a Karen. We'll just have to deal with it 🤣🙂
@@haabat1342 don't watch the podcast then
@@kab9706 oh shut up, Karen. Stay on the street then 🤣🤣
@@kab9706 We watch for Tom
That's a common schtick, she doesn't really mean it. Chanelling her mom's opinions lol
Amy Adams is stunning, Christine is tripping
Yuuuup and her saying that it's like if they cast her to be superman's loves interest is WAAAAAY OFF. Not saying Christina is ugly or anything but she definitely looks her age whereas Amy Adams looks much younger and attractive
After watching “Worst Roommate Ever” yeah, be very careful who you let crash at your place. Lol
I came up with a drinking game where you take a shot every time you hear a laugh in the background. There's a lot of people back there.
1:17:10 And now Bart Krichner's "The Fat Machine" is currently in theaters, full circle.
GOOD MORNING MOMMIES, MUCH LOVE FROM MONTRÉAL 🇨🇦💝
Good morning from Saskatoon 🇨🇦
Holly sh#t these two tick tocks trying to understand Newtonian physics is too much.
That was painful. How do you have a college degree and not know about terminal velocity?
@@ExplosionChimp Christina trying to factor in weight when talking about impact velocity lol
They both admitted someone being into 'nerd shit' would be a big turn off to them while dating when they were talking about Henry cavill. What do you expect? It's cool to be scientifically illiterate, right?
Listening to the mommies talking about physics made me want to jump off the bridge. Or over the falls. Either, really.
yea lately theyve gone full Rogan and pretend they know more than they do. maybe it's because they are in Rogans orbit, and the only guests they get are ones who are there for Rogan. The guest quality has dropped, and they barely have guests, which means its these two boring fucks talking about pronouns for 20 mins. yay.
Christina's genuine excitement over her ambiguous pharmacist made me understand why Tom loves her.
“Don Par-ig-Nah” 😂😂😂
Hey Christine,
I think I found the "perfect flaw" for Henry Cavill, he is obsessed with Warhammer 40K; there are plenty of videos of him bringing it up, unprompted.
HERESY!
"The Emperor Protects."
I now hear Tom say "Katchup" whenever he says it normally 😂.
Tom discovering pink sauce is groundbreaking
Russian dressing? 🤦♂️😂
Its called mayochup in Canada..Heinz makes it...
@@aegisraven1284 Canada might have been late to the game we've been calling it pink sauce for a long time
@@gs4797 sounds gross..mayochup is so much better
@@gs4797 I googled use pink sauce and it's NOT ketchup and mayo and I'm not reffering to the nasty bright pink shit that comes up first sorry but USA is way behind Canada on mayochup, pink sauce in the USA is NOT the same lol
When the clip came on about the super hero body type, I thought it was a TH-cam advertisement hahaha.
In SF it's something like 100 to 140 a year that jump off the golden gate. I have a friend in the coast guard and the news lies and says it's only 5 a month.
For how much Christina hates cats, I think she has said, "Meow," more than any cat and human combined.
YMH Live 8 was fucking great 🔥
I was really about to blow a gasket when KraTOM was talking about "if you follow Hemsworth's workout routine" thought for sure he was going to say it was attainable straight up.... thank god he was realistic about it. You can maybe look like Hemsworth too... if you eat Clen, Tren hard, Anivar give up!
As great as this podcast always is, what keeps me coming back is the laughing in the background. Lol it's great.
You should get that cat that plays air guitar for the 'meow, meow' parts.
Morning Chomos
42:30 lol at Tina taking shots at Amy Adams when her hair looks like a $5 wig haha at least she also knows she's homely and admitted it.
Right? Fking Karen 🤣🤣
And comparing herself to Amy Adams was worse
There's no way She actually put herself on Amy Adams level?! Just wow. That wasn't even a joke to her 🤣
Delusional i tell you, she's like Bert , but Bert is worse
Maybe if Amy Adams added 30-40 pounds
@@sixtwentysix 100
I was looking for this comment. 😂
Crystal looks like bag of ț ŕ 4 ś h
I just can’t wait for Christina to meow meow meow meow every time lol I love it
Burnt Crystals would love that tailor
Wait til they find out they make ketchup/mayo in one bottle 😂
I count on Christina doing her meow’s during the theme song
Hate her so much (also Eastern European)
Good to see Nate Bergatze out on patrol in Stafforshire! 🥸
These sauce discussions were riveting
Send Bert to the tailor, and don’t tell him. Let that handiphile grope the “Machine”. Could be a “travel” ymh/channel special with, gigantic Bert, in Japan.
It could be another Godzilla series.
M
Bb
Do it for some “anniversary” show. Entice Bert with cigars, scotch and eating some obscure animal that may or may not be poisonous. Then, “hey, let’s get one of those Hong Kong suits that people get”
Ya I wanna see a master tailor hid Bert's gut too. Magician
I’m a day late , but that Unc shine song at the end is a BANGER !! Legit played it twice. Idk if the laughing was in the track or Tina losing her shit but either way AWESOME.