“What did you have for dinner” “Some leftover cake” “Cake?” “Wow, how dare you!?” “Did you finish it?” “So……” “That cAkE wAs mY bEsTeSt CrEaTiOn” I’m DEAD
This is amazing! Laughing so much. Best part was _“Dude. You slapped a fish. You punched it. Why would you hit it?“ “I wanna make some seafood.”_ And the voice fits the facial expressions. The best.
I just had to come back to this masterpiece after like seven years because "Dude. You slapped a fish, you punched it - why would you hit it?!" randomly popped into my mind a few minutes ago.
+Mike LaCroix ikr!?? since the first time i watched this things i thought exactly that! it's like, her facial expressions finally fit in what's going on!
I couldn't help but think of this during that biology scene. Bella's mannerisms (in the actual movie when she talks about not liking the rain) are so distinctive, and I only really knew it from this video. It made me burst out laughing
Imagine if the thing of the film was that Edward and the Cullens were just bakers all along and they were just REALLY enthusiastic and serious about cakes lmao
@@twinny_mi yfjydudut its called dark humor also it kinda did, I didnt generalize nor say oppress Chinese ppl so id advise u to look up the definition of racism. That was me making fun of the ppl who unironically talk like that. Plus yes it was the Chinese eating habits ultimately that caused Corona right? The bats or whatever? Racism is talking about race I didn't even??? Talk about the ppl??? I talked about the food dude.
reloxx uu am not saying i dont get it....he was making a joke saying the video is better than movie even though he then admitted he didnt watch the movie, which sound stupid even if he was trying to be sarcastic
*Ahem* I was attempting to hide the fact that I watched Twilight (Am ashamed) so that's why I used "Not that I watched in" but alas typing it out and saying it out won't have the same effect. I forgot about that. Sorry about that. My apologies good sir.
So in this version of Twilight, Bella has an incest fetish with her brother named Kevin, and Edward is all grossed out by it and goes off on a fishing trip to clear his head cuz he has a crush on Bella and this new information is startling to him. In his frustrations, he ends up beating up an innocent fish then throws it into the water. Bella, being stressed over her secret being revealed, goes to talk to Edward at his house. She finds cake there. She decides she could take some frosting off the top, but surly enough that escalated into having a whole piece. Unable to face Edward after her crime, she ran into the woods outside his home. Edward runs after her, wanting to talk to her. While running, she turns to him and he can smell cake on her breath. After this she stops running. She knows she's been found out. He's furious. He made that cake in order to apologize to her for calling her gross and confess his love. But now his plan was ruined. What could he do? He asked Bella to come to a dance with him, which he would take for an apology. She agreed to this. At the dance, Bella realized that, all this time, Edward was the one she wanted. Not Kevin. She realized this as they were dancing, alone, him holding her to his chest. He was so strong and graceful. How could she not have noticed? She was thinking about kissing him, but got scared that he would reject her. So, in order to prompt him, she asked if he'd ever seen a girl's tongue. "Yeah," he said, "it's wet and smells so bad." Taking this as a rejection, she tried to defend girls. Edward noticed her sudden sour mood and clearly explained what he meant. Bella then wanted him to stop talking- he was making it worse. Later that week, Bella decided it would be okay to tell him how she felt. She was falling for him. Fast. She asked him to go out for some Chinese food in the evening. He said sure, asking where it would be. Later that evening. At first, they just went on talking about their day at school, their friends and family, laughing together, enjoying one another's company. Then, Bella spoke up. "Edward...?" "Yeah?" "I-...I have something to te-" "Wait. Me first." "Oh, uhm. Alright.." She was relieved. For now. "Bella, I think I'm in love with you. I- I've thought so for awhile. And before you..before you say you don't want me, I just want to tell you that you are the best person in my life." Bella was shocked. He...loved her? All those times she'd called him her best friend, all those times he'd smiled at her with such a kind face and caring eyes. She'd never noticed. Not once. But now it was her turn. "Oh, Edward! I do want you! I love you, too! So much!" Tears were rolling down her cheeks, ever so silently. "Please, don't say I'll reject you. I won't. I love you, Edward." Then vampire shit went down the end. (I had no idea this would turn out so detailed. Sorry 'bout that, friends. Still a better love story than twi- oh. Still a better love story than 50 Shades of Grey.)
“Dude you slapped a fish, you punched it, why would you hit it”
My favorite quote EVER
My #2. My #1 has to be "that was my most bestest creation."
“I wanted to make some seafood”
“that’s so loserly”
please follow me, i need to reach 1000 subs
That’s so...loserly
Edward: I wanted to make some sea food.....
Bella: that’s so *LoOsErLeY*
i̶m̶ i̶n̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ lmao
Looserley 🤣🤣🤣
-,;,;-,;
*you slapped a feeeeesh*
Kittywtf 18 you punched it, why would you hit it?
I wanted to make some sea food
Kittywtf 18 lol
Kittywtf 18 LOL YOU PUNCHED A FEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
That's so..looserly
“What did you have for dinner”
“Some leftover cake”
“Cake?”
“Wow, how dare you!?”
“Did you finish it?”
“So……”
“That cAkE wAs mY bEsTeSt CrEaTiOn”
I’m DEAD
"Why'd you eat it?"
"it's one piece"
It's "my MOST bestest creation," which I think is that much better
anne rose JuSt oNe PeIcE😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
"He's Kevin, so.."
"Okay?"
"KEEEEEEVIIIIIN"
*akwardly moves the microscope*
HI KEVINN!!! It just reminds me of Spongebob 😂😂
666 likes....
@@rin8448
Lindsey Cullen & Justin swan
Kevin blaylock
😂😂😂
Lol
Now I can’t remember the original
Hannah Hansom me too😪😑😂🤣🤣
Ssl
Another reason to like the video
Ahahah 😂😂
You are so lucky
Dude, you slapped a fish. You punched it, why would you hit it?
mr. drabbles that’s so looserly 😂😂
I wanted to make some seafood
that’s so *LoOsErLeY*
"I wanted to make seafood"
I wanted to make some sushi
The acting goes more with this script so the acting actually improves too😂
Its way better though...
When he yells “Cake?!” & it echoes through the forest, it’s so freaking epic!
I laugh every time.
It's my favorite part lol. I'm glad somebody else appreciates the echo.
Afurthyclays same 😂
Me too man.. My fav part!!! Good laughs every time!!! 😂😂😂😂
*Deep inhale*
Wow. How DARE you.
LMFAO YESSS
"You punched a fiiiiiish"
that's so loooserly
Slapped *
I wanted to make seafood
Keh-vinnn
LaBi F. That part made me think of Scott pilgrim vs the world for some reason
“What did you have for dinner?”
“Cake.”
*”CaKE?!?”*
😂😂😂
*"Wow...HOW DARE YOU!"*
“Did you FINISH IT”
@@RamenAddict369 "That cake's my most best creation. Why'd you eat it?!?"
@@brostopreadingmyprofilenam7753 “It was one piece….”
"Ever seen a girl's tongue?"
"Yeah it's wet and smells so bad."
"That's just stupid."
"Not if she eats cheese on egg."
"....Enough said."
Neko Cat I’m just on
this part
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Cheese OR AN egg*
*LMAO I thought she said* ‘’ever seen a girl’s dong?’’ xD
@@xx-_-xx7124 okay, that cracked me up 😂
You slapped a fish. You punched it, why would you hit it?
I wanted to make some seafood
Good Job I... I just wanted to make seafood
Loll
Good Job I wanted to make some seafood
To make some sea food
“He’s Kevin so....”
“Hmmm ok”
“keeeevvvviiinnnn” 😂
My dad is Kevin...
Reads like possibly in Michigan...
My friend is kevin...
My brother is kevin
the drama over the cake was actually more interesting than the film itself...i mean who doesn't love cake
TVCastleAlways The cake is a lie.
Rithika Madhusha #fourtris
ray dosent like cake
TVCastleAlways truuu
totally forgot about this comment. didnt realise it had 700 likes hahaha!
The way it’s been 8 years and I still cry laughing when he says “that cake’s my most bestest creation”
Literally same.
I can't believe it's been like 10 years already
that cake was my most bestest creation
+Madeleine Stuckey WHY YOU EAT IT?
just one piece
+Madeleine Stuckey favourite line XD
Hilarious
I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"CAKE?!! Wow. How dare you, did you finish it?"
lol I was about to comment that
That cake was my best creation!
+Vincent Wang most bestest creation😂
😂😂😂
Most intense conversation ever
My favourite bit is the first line
Mouses have wee wees
And two eyes
Cookies n Cream saaame
I couldn’t with that part 😂😂😂
Dude don’t spit
*I see one wittle wee wee yeah, every mouse has a weenie*
Its 666 likes but i will ruin it now
"I dont wanna talk"
"Wednesday,Tuesday?"
"Dude...yOu SlaPpEd a FiSh"
In this version they find each other weird and repulsive I love it 😂😂
That's the movie
Another comment at exactly 666 likes ☠️
"Bella: Dude you slapped a fish, you punched it, why did you hit it? Edward: I wanted to make seafood. Bella: That's so loserly! "
You slapped a fish, you punched it why would you hit it
I wanted to make some seafood
I'm dying 😂😭
same. same xD
that's so loserly
Brianna Armendariz 😂😂😂
Brianna Armendariz I fucking read this while I was playing. accidentally. I'm mind blown rn
I lost it at the extend "you slapped a fiiish"
This kinda ruinned the movie to me. I dont think i can watch It without expecting her to say: "dude you slapped a fish"
lilly blue ikr
This is so much better than the movie.
James McInnis The movie is still good when you pretend it’s a comedy
@@alpacawithouthat987 You have to when a movie takes itself SO seriously.
I read this moments before Bella said it!
As as she said "Dude" I knew it was coming. 😂
"doood you slapped a fiiish! you punched it, why would you hit it?"
+Helena DeFrance I wanted to make some seafood...
+RedBannerOfThePeople That's so...loserly.
+Jean Eire I just wanted cake.
+Mama Rora CAKE?!?!
Wackyfox Cake. Sadly when I try to share it with GLaDOS she gets all abusive and shit. Must be a work thing.
That cake is my most bestest creation! why'd you eat it? 😂
Kylo Ren it was just one piece ;)
that's so loserly
Kylo Ren best parr
😂🤣I love that part
My most bestest creation🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing! Laughing so much. Best part was _“Dude. You slapped a fish. You punched it. Why would you hit it?“ “I wanna make some seafood.”_ And the voice fits the facial expressions. The best.
my fave scene too
That's so loserly lol
YESSS THAT WAS MY FAV
totally lost it there lol
My favourite part was that as well!!!!!
The answer to what Twilight would have been like if Bella and Edward had been stoners😂
What do you mean if 😕
Twilight was Edward and Bella being stoners.
Still a better love story than Twi-...wait.
This must be really easy given that they mumble every thing
That's why I like the translation into my language in the Twilight movies way more
Lol
Yes totally
Right
True lmao, I still love the series tho, as shit as it is 😂
Bella: I don't want to talk
Edward: Tuesday Wednesday?
Bella: Dude! You slapped a *fish*
“Dude.....u slapped a fish!”
“I wanted to make some seafood” 1:00
I’m dead 😂😂😂
I read this as it happened.
You get an award, congratulations.
That's so.. loserly
*THATS SOOO ..... loserly.*
"Mouses has wee wee"
"and two eyes"
"Dude, dont spit"
"Okay --uhmp"
The start i wish it happened in twilight😂
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dude sameeeeeeeee 🤣🤣
What's wee?
"what did you have for dinner?"
"cake"
"cake?!"
me and my sister everytime
KyuunRin Lee Jacksepticeye CONFIRMED
"That cake's my most bestest creation. Why'd you eat it."
KyuunRin Lee i
I literally cried 😂
KyuunRin Lee ,
I love the cake conversation
That's loserly...
that cakes my most bestest creation.
Emily Alexander me to
Emily Alexander me to
I died at that part 😂😂😂😂
‘Mouses have wee-wees?!’ Dead 😂😂😂
and 2 eyes
Of course they do! Just listen to the best-selling single in the history of Presidential debates: th-cam.com/video/ufGlBv8Z3NU/w-d-xo.html
@@klepsidratech5557 Excactly what I thought
I was weak at that part🤣🤣
@@youngfunny1824 dude don't spit
I just had to come back to this masterpiece after like seven years because "Dude. You slapped a fish, you punched it - why would you hit it?!" randomly popped into my mind a few minutes ago.
And...."CAKE!???"
Always curiosity good ideas seem to really be popular on here, like bad lip reading.
Keeeeeviiin.
no its kevvvin
+Nezzaraptor Ruffles I like you.
Pigeonnnn 😂
Keev-v-vin
“That cake’s my most bestest creation! Why’d you eat it??”
“Just one piece...”
I CAN’T 😂
This made more sense than twilight did.
Yep
Hahahahahahahahaha!
KarRuptAssassin Ikr :D
KarRuptAssassin amen
KarRuptAssassin TOTALLY!!!
How do you actually match the lips so perfectly while maintaining their characters roles??
"Did you slapped the fisssssh"
*DUD*
Amaya Fuller one simple line and you fuck it up.
"Cake- HOW DARE YOU?!"
Edward Cullen, 17
Pug Lord 2012* lol.
Nonono he isnt 17 hes a hundered something years old XD
Sorry im a fan of twilight
That was my most bestest creation
me: mum can we watch twilight?
mum: no we have twilight at home
twilight at home:
😂😂😂😂😂
Twilight at home would be the originally dubbed twilight.
The better twilight
"Dude you slapped a fish, you punched it. Why would you hit it?" I spit my drink out and nearly died laughing.
Me too 😂😂😂😂
I'm dying 😂
Best part! That gets me every time!
"i wanted to make some seafood"
Kristy Cheung that's so .., loserly
But seriously where is the Chinese food
It's been two months and it never came.
Midnight Creations I got stuck in some traffic...underwater.
BITCH I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Your moms house
for some reason this makes Kristin Stewart look better at acting xD
that is the most accurate thing I have ever read
that is the most accurate thing I have ever read
+Mike LaCroix lol ikr
Yessss
+Mike LaCroix ikr!?? since the first time i watched this things i thought exactly that! it's like, her facial expressions finally fit in what's going on!
I rewatched Twilight last night and was proud of myself cause I recited the whole "Dude... You slapped a fish, you punched it, why would you hit it?"
I couldn't help but think of this during that biology scene. Bella's mannerisms (in the actual movie when she talks about not liking the rain) are so distinctive, and I only really knew it from this video. It made me burst out laughing
“I spit on my brother”
“Yikesss”😂
Go Team Fish-Slapper!
duuude, you slapped a fish!!!
the story of my life.
You punched it! Why would you hit it?
Ashley Estes I wanted to make sea food.
Sofia Maze the most rational reason ive heard so far..... you get an A+ and a gold star plus a thumbs up for effort 👍
Lol ikr! Also totally random question, is your last name really maze?
anthony gualti look up Kimmy hays.
Who else laughed at the cake part?????
🖐🤣!
Everyone
You could literally release "Twilight: Bad lip reading edition" back into theatres and I guarantee it would get better reviews than the original film.
This made about as much sense as the movie...
:
YES.
Susan Runer gxvxcvhch
Guarded Titan It's High Praise because no one can emulate perfection... and THEY DID!
DOES SHE EVER CLOSE HER MOUTH
If you watch the movie it's just stares and her open mouth
Nope.
Jade. M i think she has incompetent lips, i have the same problem
You slapped a fiiiiiish XD
you punched it why would you hit it. i wanted to make some seafood 😂😂😂
omg i saw that on fb😂
+Caitlin Kelly that's so... loserly.
+Ania Burnett same
Grandma : what did u have for dinner?
Me: leftover piece of cake.
Grandma : CAKE!! HOW DARE YOU!
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had to pause it to stop laughing so hard ppl are looking at me like I'm crazy
happy_kitty same
My roomates were looking at me like I'm crazy too, but it was worse in the train :D :D
My bf shouted at me but when I said what I was watching they were like ' why didn't you tell me !!!' And started watching with me
That cakes was my bestest creation. Why did you eat it?
Just one piece
I lost my shit at "Dude. You slapped a fish. You punched it. Why would you hit it?" x'D
Imagine if the thing of the film was that Edward and the Cullens were just bakers all along and they were just REALLY enthusiastic and serious about cakes lmao
DRAMATIC CONVERSATIONS ABOUT CAKE
He was my best friend
+Jonas Reyna CAKE!?
+Aaron “Boomi34” Schellhammer wow, how dare you. Did you finish it?
It was my most bestest creation...
"'That cake was my most bestest creation."
Floxlikz Angel it was one piece xD
The cake is a lie
Way less cringey than the original movie
How dare you 😔
True
Master Lavellan THE MOVIE IS NOT CRINGEY!!
Chazmin TCMgamer+ Lol it is
X⃟x⃟SnowX⃟x⃟ ok so? Its just my opinion
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Edward: WhErEs ThE cHiNeSe FoOd?!
Honestly... mood
It gave us corona
@@fixthy6511 and right over here we find a racist!
@@twinny_mi yfjydudut its called dark humor also it kinda did, I didnt generalize nor say oppress Chinese ppl so id advise u to look up the definition of racism. That was me making fun of the ppl who unironically talk like that. Plus yes it was the Chinese eating habits ultimately that caused Corona right? The bats or whatever? Racism is talking about race I didn't even??? Talk about the ppl??? I talked about the food dude.
"That cake was my most bestest creation. Why did you eat it?"
I can't even remember what they are actually saying 😂
August Adams I know, his is way better than the actual movie though
Is it bad that I can remember what they're saying 😂
Pollie Whiting - nah not really
Doesn’t matter anyway... this is iconic 😂
Pollie Whiting well, what were they saying :D ?
This was better than the movie itself.
Not that I watched it.....
thats doesnt make any sense
reloxx uu am not saying i dont get it....he was making a joke saying the video is better than movie even though he then admitted he didnt watch the movie, which sound stupid even if he was trying to be sarcastic
*Ahem* I was attempting to hide the fact that I watched Twilight (Am ashamed) so that's why I used "Not that I watched in" but alas typing it out and saying it out won't have the same effect. I forgot about that. Sorry about that. My apologies good sir.
Shadoxir i didnt consider that part, probably would have understand if the words were spoken in person rather don't reading via text
Yup. That's right. It would've made more sense in person.
"Dude, You slapped a fIiIiIiiIsh"
Iconic moment, had me and my sister laughing.
still a better love story than twilight
ha!
So true, I'd watch the whole movie with this audio. lol
Copy Unoriginal
+Kupcakez 101 ;)
CinemaSins said the exact same thing at the end of there twilight video
That's so looooserly lmao
Dude! You slapped a fish, punched it, why did you do that🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is still your magnum opus, so many iconic lines that pop into my head randomly all the time
you slapped a fiiiiish
+Robot Pegasus You Punched it!
+Aashish HK why would you hit it?
+Rachael Brentley
I wanted to make some seafood...
+Juhi S THATS SO LOSERR-LY
That damn cake
I heard this movie was terrible, but after these clips, now I want to watch it. What do you think?
These clips are fake the movie has little to no humor if that's what you're hoping
Thanks.
Wandering Wade in my opinion the first movie was ok but I liked the second better
Only the first two are worth it
read the books first. Trust me.
0:52 the voice and the way he moves, STEVE HARRINGTON
Starts off: *"AHHH MOUSES HAVE WEE WEES?"* *"and eyes too"*
And two eyes*
"Mouses have wee-wees?"
I see one wittle wee wee yeah every mouse has a weeny.
Which video is this from?
Maya Moran
First 2015 Republican Debate BLR.
+Lexi Roberts woooo!!
What do u have for dinner?? 😂😂
Cake
Cake!?
How dare you 😂😂😂
Khadija Parvaiz I’m deaddd
Still so good. 10 years later I still love it!
Legend has it the Chinese food is still missing
Lol good one 😂
The movies would've been so much better if they were made like this.
Cake! how dare you!!!
lol, I couldn't stop laughing
The other day I was in a river and actually slapped a fish and started dying well laughing cause this was all I could think about.
You punched it? Why would you hit it?
@@ajogoz they wanted to make seafood
What if people actually communicated like this 😭
Jessica Lee ikr lol
***** your brother Kevin?
Jessica Lee And two eyes...
Yeah, a 5 year old does
I laughed so hard when she said, you slapped a fish
Cupcake Queenz 😂
"I wanted to make seafood." 😂
CAKE!?
*awkward silence and intense music*
how dare you.
*more awkward silence*
Did you finish it?
dude... you slapped a fish
You punched it why would you hit it
i wanted to make some sea food
+Ashlee Starrett thats so.. loserly
lol
+Ashlee Starrett I like how she says it like "DuuuuuD" :D
The cake section arguably has more tension and better acting than the original scene in the movie!
sirlouie
It does
I laughed so hard....I can't even! My stomach hurts!
I love the lily maymac profile pic
Still a better love story than.... wait...
"Dude,you slapped a fish"
*I wanted to make some seafood*
who fucked up the video its off sync now!
Joe Mckernan 2 weeks ago
change to 360p
stuffandthangz I honestly thought i was the only one
stuffandthangz change to 360p
+Joe Mckernan THANK YOU
MissSorceress You're welcome!!
+stuffandthangz Yessss
"Mouses have WeE WeE's!?"
-Edward Cullen
So in this version of Twilight, Bella has an incest fetish with her brother named Kevin, and Edward is all grossed out by it and goes off on a fishing trip to clear his head cuz he has a crush on Bella and this new information is startling to him. In his frustrations, he ends up beating up an innocent fish then throws it into the water.
Bella, being stressed over her secret being revealed, goes to talk to Edward at his house. She finds cake there. She decides she could take some frosting off the top, but surly enough that escalated into having a whole piece. Unable to face Edward after her crime, she ran into the woods outside his home. Edward runs after her, wanting to talk to her. While running, she turns to him and he can smell cake on her breath. After this she stops running. She knows she's been found out.
He's furious. He made that cake in order to apologize to her for calling her gross and confess his love. But now his plan was ruined. What could he do?
He asked Bella to come to a dance with him, which he would take for an apology. She agreed to this. At the dance, Bella realized that, all this time, Edward was the one she wanted. Not Kevin. She realized this as they were dancing, alone, him holding her to his chest. He was so strong and graceful. How could she not have noticed? She was thinking about kissing him, but got scared that he would reject her. So, in order to prompt him, she asked if he'd ever seen a girl's tongue.
"Yeah," he said, "it's wet and smells so bad."
Taking this as a rejection, she tried to defend girls. Edward noticed her sudden sour mood and clearly explained what he meant. Bella then wanted him to stop talking- he was making it worse.
Later that week, Bella decided it would be okay to tell him how she felt. She was falling for him. Fast. She asked him to go out for some Chinese food in the evening. He said sure, asking where it would be.
Later that evening.
At first, they just went on talking about their day at school, their friends and family, laughing together, enjoying one another's company. Then, Bella spoke up.
"Edward...?"
"Yeah?"
"I-...I have something to te-"
"Wait. Me first."
"Oh, uhm. Alright.." She was relieved. For now.
"Bella, I think I'm in love with you. I- I've thought so for awhile. And before you..before you say you don't want me, I just want to tell you that you are the best person in my life."
Bella was shocked. He...loved her? All those times she'd called him her best friend, all those times he'd smiled at her with such a kind face and caring eyes. She'd never noticed. Not once. But now it was her turn.
"Oh, Edward! I do want you! I love you, too! So much!" Tears were rolling down her cheeks, ever so silently.
"Please, don't say I'll reject you. I won't. I love you, Edward."
Then vampire shit went down the end.
(I had no idea this would turn out so detailed. Sorry 'bout that, friends. Still a better love story than twi- oh. Still a better love story than 50 Shades of Grey.)
I accidentally said Fishy Shades of Grey... :D
Still a better love story than....oh wait.....
"Keevvvvvvin"
The funny part is, he moves the microscope to her like "wtf, you can just take that and shut up"
I think it's more like "uhh you're weird, take that and leave me alone..."
Yeah, I realised I could've phrased that better.
"You slapped the fish, you punched it, why would you hit it?"
"I just wanted to make seafood..."
"thats so loserly"
"Where's the Chinese Food?"
I want the whole movie to be like this.