Everything's a pissing match to you, isn't it,? Go back to your homoerotic gladiator games.... which one now??? Oh yeah...footsyballs.....Joe Namath wore panty hose. Word is out too that"there ain't no men on the Minnesota Vikings".... Must all be swishing around in spandex slapping each other's asses in congrats for trying to beat the crap out of another team of ass slappers. Maybe when they put a banjo soundtrack over the nonstop chatter, I'll tune in for knee slappin hysterical laughter at the hijinks by sodomites' tossin' the old 🐖 skin around....
@@matressburito1456 as well you should 🛏️🌯 😜🚬 2 R's in BURRITO before some jackass rakes you over the coals for it... You're welcome 😊 One more T in MATTRESS 2😜
Obi-Wan: "And I know something else, too. You have weird eyes" Darth Vader: "Your moms got weird eyes" Obi-Wan: "Yeah and she went and poked my eye for doing the crossword puzzle in her magazine :0" Darth Vader: "Well you deserved it that's not cool! ):0"
Anyone notice the obsession with birds? Obi Wan has a chicken duck woman attacking him, Moff Tarkin likes quails and Obi Wan references the death star as a "vulture"...
Yoda: "If i had you giant feet... out there on the beach..... could've outrun those birds" Luke: "YOU'RE A PHSYCO WIENER" Yoda:"Let me grab my beater" XD
Someone completely ruined that song for me by saying they thought he said "peter" and damnit I didn't need that mental image but now it's never going away.
Luke: cmon man Quit That Bangin yoda: hey whats that stank Luke: you put a fish in our basket yoda: o-ho-ho-ho yeah, I forgot I did that Luke: you owe me an apology yoda: just hold your breath and see, when the time is right, birds will bite your face, HOOOO-YAH
i love how some of these are genuinley funny jokes "so you know me and the princess are engaged right?" "you're making stuff up still huh?" LIKE THAT SHIT IS ACTUALLY GOOD COMEDY
"This cute girl kept kissing me over and over." "Oh, yeah, well there's something I gotta tell you about her. Remind me later." HE NEVER TOLD HIM! LOL!
@@NoName-ms8jb Huh? What are you on about? They made the last 5 starwars movies including the 3 from this latest trilogy. They didn't "finish" anything. They retold the same story George did but in a more crap way. The Rise of Skywalker doesn't even feel like the completion of a trilogy much less the completion to the entire saga. It's literally Eps 4,5 and 6 all shoved into one movie lol. This last trilogy legit had no story or purpose.
Han: I love it wen u say that, a lot of great skaters bust their teeth Obi 1: song didn't make a bit of sense and I don't like it Han: there's an extra part worth it, and I'll sing it if i get to clip ur nails
“Well, hello to you to Creepy McNightmare.” "Say what now-what now!” “Daaang! is sharp right here.” “Please do not touch me! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!"
"We have a message for that big slug...guy...thing." "Dude! That is so rude!" "No, it's a perfectly good description of his body--" "Ey you stop right now little buddy."
@@Spectorwing 😂😂😂 Did you know that Luke and Leia were originally supposed to be love interests? The first two scripts for the first two movies had them as actual love interests, but George Lucas decided to make them brother and sister in the last movie. Luke's sister was originally supposed to have a different name.
Han: why don’t you move to Nevada Luke: that’s a bad part of Mexico. You should lear geography. Han: ... Also, was Darth Vader voiced by JACK FRICKING BLACK!?
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"No offense kid, I don't think you know how to boil water" I can actually see solo saying that.
lol
ikr
can he boil plastic cheese
Yas so true boiiiii
I agree
“How did my father die?”
Obi wan: *proceeds to sing a whole song that he has been waiting to sing for 30 years.*
Yep I did plan that but luke needed to know that we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us
And every day he worries all day
@@Red-Pandora 'bout what's waiting in the bushes of love
@@ClonserHalphalive somethings waaiting in the bushes for us
That PTSD slaps hard
This needs to be updated now that we know Yoda’s stick is better than Bacon
hi wanna be friends
Big facts
Yes
It’s just a stick!!!!
I agree
Bushes of love should be nominated for a Grammy
Literally though. And at the end of it, I wonder how luke felt when he kissed his sister 20 times..
Haha I love it
And every day i worry all day that that will not happen
Everything's a pissing match to you, isn't it,? Go back to your homoerotic gladiator games.... which one now??? Oh yeah...footsyballs.....Joe Namath wore panty hose.
Word is out too that"there ain't no men on the Minnesota Vikings"....
Must all be swishing around in spandex slapping each other's asses in congrats for trying to beat the crap out of another team of ass slappers.
Maybe when they put a banjo soundtrack over the nonstop chatter, I'll tune in for knee slappin hysterical laughter at the hijinks by sodomites' tossin' the old 🐖 skin around....
@@matressburito1456 as well you should
🛏️🌯
😜🚬
2 R's in BURRITO before some jackass rakes you over the coals for it...
You're welcome 😊
One more T in MATTRESS 2😜
"In 15 seconds, I'm gonna try to choke ya. I would run..."
"I really wish you would stop sending me all those helmet pics"
@Ted Gignac beep beep boop boop beep beep
go show her my trophies
Oh! Gimme your email and I'll send you the high res. ones!
Obi-Wan: "And I know something else, too. You have weird eyes"
Darth Vader: "Your moms got weird eyes"
Obi-Wan: "Yeah and she went and poked my eye for doing the crossword puzzle in her magazine :0"
Darth Vader: "Well you deserved it that's not cool! ):0"
I mean darth vader isn’t wrong that was a pretty shitty thing to do
@@death3678 listen I didnt mean to but she wasn't going to do the crossword
@@Batman92114 bruh you could’ve asked her
@@death3678 I didn't think she'd notice
It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when this is infinitely more amusing than Disney’s Star Wars films. And I mean that.
Best Line: "I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them"
Lollllll I keep saying that all the time!
I couldn't even find wooden snowmen for sale on amazon; and they sell everything.
I lost it when "I'll be right out!"
Darth Vader: Luke did obi one tell you about your father
Luke: ya he got killed by a chicken duck woman thing
Darth Vader: oh uh ...
\m/
ExAcTlY
In Star Wars lava is called a chicken duck woman thing
HAHAHAHHA XD LOL
I wonder if the chicken duck woman thing is related to the man bear pig?
"Vader's after my pelican."
"OH NO, I left the pelican outside!"
Seriously? Well it's gotta be gone by now.
No, I am right here.
Anyone notice the obsession with birds? Obi Wan has a chicken duck woman attacking him, Moff Tarkin likes quails and Obi Wan references the death star as a "vulture"...
@@CellGames2006
You forgot the seagulls.
@@CellGames2006 Tarkin is the vulture. The Death Star is the erected sun with an ion gun
"then I rolled over the log and underneath I saw a tiny stick. And I was like, "that log had a child"
That's Yoda's stick.
OMG could it get any funnier?
Yoda was totally hookn up with that log on the DL for sure! Infact I wouldn't be surprised if that stick just happens to be half Yoda.
Yoda: "If i had you giant feet... out there on the beach..... could've outrun those birds"
Luke: "YOU'RE A PHSYCO WIENER"
Yoda:"Let me grab my beater" XD
😂😂😂😂
Someone completely ruined that song for me by saying they thought he said "peter" and damnit I didn't need that mental image but now it's never going away.
Dont
Fall
Asleep.
Luke: cmon man Quit That Bangin
yoda: hey whats that stank
Luke: you put a fish in our basket
yoda: o-ho-ho-ho yeah, I forgot I did that
Luke: you owe me an apology
yoda: just hold your breath and see, when the time is right, birds will bite your face, HOOOO-YAH
@@TwilightNecromancer I thought he said "I'ma grandma beater" 😂
"No offense kid, but I don't think you even know how to boil water" that's a new insult
Offended gasp
Especially to a fledgling cook
i love how some of these are genuinley funny jokes
"so you know me and the princess are engaged right?" "you're making stuff up still huh?" LIKE THAT SHIT IS ACTUALLY GOOD COMEDY
It’s not bad lip reading it’s spectacular lip reading
AGREED!!!!👌
Yeah
yessssssssss
completely accurate lip reading
I KNOW RIGHT?!
When you realise that this makes star wars a musical
And significantly quicker to watch in one sitting.
@Ligma Man how the hell old are you... Emojis are actually trash
@Ligma Man How are they a Pedo? I wouldn't say my age either but your going a bit too far.
xDycer I'm just going to point out that some mad lads actually made a full length Star Wars musical
@@aster-naut I knew that, my ex friend told me about it
“When it’s dark out there I kind of want mommy” xDD 😂
Darth Vader: He'll be better in the morning
Rise of Skywalker: Yes,yes he will
Dreden Napper 🤗🤗🤗
Indeed!
I probably laughed the hardest at "This old man can't pitch!" with the visual of Vader swinging the lightsaber.
"Can't wait to go home to try some of my brisket, 'cause I'm pretty sure nobody ate it."
"H-Haaaaan?"
....
"H-H-Haan.."
Chewy: I'm pretty sure I eat that brisket.......
Haaan somebody ate it
I always lose my shit at that line 🤣
Lol
"Hey bobaski wotton totton your barn doors open"
"Huh" (looks down)
" haha i got you son"
" real mature"
“And I’m not a Mexican potato “ 10/10 beautiful love it
Mmha mmmmha mha mmmmha
Stop it please
“Do you have any pets?”
“I have a monkey in a bottle”
I can actually hear Solo saying this
Bushes of love was the best bit. My favourite bit was "we've all got a chicken-duck woman thing waiting for us"
Song remains stuck in my head...I hate it a little bit.
@@caveresch
🎼crispy bodies by the door🎵🕺
sh'd probaly like to honky tonk
"why dont you move to nevada?"
"because its a bad place of mexico!"
"did you hear that?!"
"he doesnt even know geography!"
XD LOL
"
"Another wicker incident?"
"Don't look, I'll probably,...cry."
Bushes of love: Luke sick of blue milk
My Stick!: Luke now drinks green milk, and makes Yoda sick
Do u mean sick
@@jackboggess3251 yes. Took 5 months for someone to say something. Dang. Thanks!
Yr welcom
Yeah, I noticed that!
My Aunt and Uncle, Double Suns and Sippin' blue milk
My Aunt and Uncle, Double Suns, I'm sick of blue milk.
Darth Vader is being very weird to his daughter.
Mr. Squiggle he was sending helmet pics, damn helmet pics
He's voiced by Jack Black, and I fuckin love it.
@sammy ghahahahahaha fttththtt!! Lmasjsjzaj fukken hell!! Hahahaha!!! Wwwhhheeeeeezzzeee!!!
In this version she isn't his daughter
sammy wrong thing XD Alabama is siblings (aka Luke and Leia
"We've all got a chicken-woman-duck-thing waiting for us in the bushes of love."
...
ummmm
...
Ok, sounds legit.
This has as many likes as the times Ben and ani fought that chicken woman duck thing
What do you think I'm lying to you
"Don't fall asleep. Doon't faaall asleep...."
Best part ever
You know what must be hard?
Saying these lip readings with a straight face, and not cracking up.
Do you think they do them all in one take?
@@sam8404 I know I couldn't do this with a straight face.
yup, unlike the try not to laugh it's super funny and it cannot get old.
Aanya Wilton true
Listen man I’m not your friend
*i’M gOnNa Go To SlEeP*
"Oh, you make stuff up still, huh?"
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
Tbh he could’ve said that in the real thing and if buy it.
No... from a certain point of view.
10:31 Luke: "Hey, see if you can give it more bass."
*explosion*
Where's the music?
Bertrand the Healer (annoyed) dak is dead
"Hey!!"
Why is no one bringing up the best part!?
"I dont like fruit."
"Well you ought to, cause youre bananas. Right Chewie?"
😂🤣😂🤣
Haha haha i get it!
Isnt a bannanna a vegetable.
No the best part is
“And he hurt my spleen”
“How does that even happen?”
“ *B* *O* *O* *K* *A* *F* *L* *O* *C* *K* “
@@Anakin_7456 lmao no it's a fruit
"no offense, kid, but i don't think you know how to boil water" is canon now
"This cute girl kept kissing me over and over."
"Oh, yeah, well there's something I gotta tell you about her. Remind me later."
HE NEVER TOLD HIM! LOL!
You ruined it with the “LoL xD lAuGhInG oN fLoOr RiGhT nOw”
@@DarkShadic9632 He never said that but aight
Yeah cuz he lost a game of baseball
move to nevada, dude.
BuT i HeArD iT wAs A bAd PaRt Of MeXiCo!
Brett Reese that’s so funny
Then he says Han is bad at geography lol
Should have told him to go to California.
Lolol 😂😂😂
This guy doesn’t even know geography!
"A sassy vagrant?"
"Stop bringing Obi-Wan into this!"
Han: Come on! Teach me a spell!
Lando: RR SH TA TA HA HA CH CH TA KA YA!!
Han: Chewie! Right that down, alright?
Is Jack Black Darth Vader?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Val Diaz yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss
Val Diaz yes
" why do you say that you want a gumball?
" cause the warden found all my loose skin, i had like boxes and boxes and he took it somewhere "
"What is up, girlfriend?"
I DIED LAUGHING!
FLOWER???!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Han: Why don’t you just move to Nevada?
Luke: Because I heard that it was a bad part of Mexico.
I’m ☠️
see he doesn't even know geography
All Songs
6:08 - 10:30 Bushes of Love
12:10 - 15:18 The Poking Seagulls
19:00 - 24:20 A Long Long Time Ago
Paxerel the last one is called not the future
And the yoda one is called stop it now
Thanks
No it is called seagulls stop it now
And what about 10:37
"They got a sick blouse, on sale." 😂😂😂
No offense kid I don't think u even know how to boil water I love this
absolutely love this! " STRANGER DANGER ! STRANGER DANGER ! " lmfao
DANG das sharp right there
" LOOK HE LIKES IT! " That'll whole finger bird puppet had me dieing here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Made Kylo creepy to me in a funny way. 😂🤣
He's like a clown creeping out a kid
This makes my chest swell involuntarily with joy. I don't know why.
"Bushes of love" made me look at life more optimistically...
Watching this because it's a better story than what Disney could come up with.
Vexling Disney never made a Star Wars. They finished a story that was already started by George Lucas.
Tristan Causer they’re talking of starting a new trilogy, so I guess we’ll see if they can create a story worthy of Star Wars
@@NoName-ms8jb Huh? What are you on about? They made the last 5 starwars movies including the 3 from this latest trilogy. They didn't "finish" anything. They retold the same story George did but in a more crap way. The Rise of Skywalker doesn't even feel like the completion of a trilogy much less the completion to the entire saga. It's literally Eps 4,5 and 6 all shoved into one movie lol. This last trilogy legit had no story or purpose.
Vexling because palpatine was killed by Rey in eps 4,5 and 6. Ok...
Vexling only the last movie shows the empire being eliminated.
Leia: Steal my Gravy?
Han: Yeah (kissing)
Leia: I think you could use a mint
Lmao
Did you hear him? He doesn’t even know his geography
well, nevada is a bad part of mexico. you can't blame him
Seagull's = best song evar. "Swing from a hairy vine, I can be your backpack while you climb.."
*While you run.
SmurfsAndRaspberries The line changes to “while you climb” after Luke swings from the vine.
@@CardinalAsh ummmm
lol
DONT FALL ASLEEP
“If you look at a dead spider what’ll happen?”
“Oh great things will happen you should go find one right now”
Had me laughing 😆
I never could have imagined I’d be earnestly singing my heart out to a song concerning The Bushes of Love”. It just pulls you in.
"I think robbers stole his sister's trinkets. He's embarrassed."
"He's an idiot."
HAHA!
Han: I love it wen u say that, a lot of great skaters bust their teeth
Obi 1: song didn't make a bit of sense and I don't like it
Han: there's an extra part worth it, and I'll sing it if i get to clip ur nails
The ‘do they have a gift shop’ part was definitely my favorite.
And the blouse part after.
“ master I need one of these do they come in threes cause I need to squeeze dem”
“Well, hello to you to Creepy McNightmare.” "Say what now-what now!” “Daaang! is sharp right here.” “Please do not touch me! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!"
"We have a message for that big slug...guy...thing." "Dude! That is so rude!" "No, it's a perfectly good description of his body--" "Ey you stop right now little buddy."
Lets dance!!!
the songs grow on you
Mainly the seagulls that cracks me up.
"Seaguls gonna come, poke me the coconut and they did" this is my favorite part
Yes yes they do
49 likes
yes..yes they do
Right at the end, they get Kylo's helmet distortion JUST RIGHT. Great stuff all the way through; these guys are too good!
mrhiblo Kylo’s helmet distortion sounds so fricking cool tho
Flower?! NOOO!!!!
Yoda: Don’t fall asleep.. D O N T F A L L A S L E E P
Oooh aaah ooh ooh ooh aaaah ooh oooh aah oooh ooh ooh ah ooh ooh ooh ah ooh ooh ooh ah and now stop
The song: alien dna walking around everyday
The force awakens: half of the movie is with robots and humans
Yes, but you can still have alien DNA. I know from personal experience...
I seriously can't stop laughing. I mean, I hear this thing in my head and bust out laughing randomly. And I can't breathe. 🤣
"I gotta go."
"Go where?"
"Everywhere you don't."
"O-kayyy?"
😂😂👌👌
i mean that takes care if the insest problem
@@Spectorwing 😂😂😂
Did you know that Luke and Leia were originally supposed to be love interests? The first two scripts for the first two movies had them as actual love interests, but George Lucas decided to make them brother and sister in the last movie. Luke's sister was originally supposed to have a different name.
THAT LOG HAD A CHILD!!!!!
Stolen comment
He Eva lol
Ye
Not he
and it was better than bacon
" no seriously I'm going to oil myself!" I died xD that and c3p0's voice xD
"How did u know i had a crush on the princess"
Sweet home Alabama
This is side splittingly funny, what a great video.
I like how most of it is actually conversations, and then there’s “Fneer”
"I'm sorry, this happens every time he stays up past eight."
😂😂
Edit: OMG. THIS WAS A REFERENCE TO KUNG FU PANDA. I HAD NO CLUE.
Arabian Flower snoozlberries
Do you know God?
Arabian Flower Yes bc jack black voiced somebody in kung Fu panda, I forgot who tho
I didn't know that. The more you know
15:43 "Sorry your blackness" got me dead!
Stop it now is an all time movie classic Great work and may the farce be all over you!!
Run run jump i can be your backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine I can be your back pack while u climb
Stand on one hand and lift. Rocks with your special gift
Aqua Jack run run run and jump now breathe like that thats good thats good
I want the wooden snowman, but no one sells them.
I'll be right out!
Should have been
"Oh no, they're out of toilet paper.
I'll be right out."
Now I won't be able to watch any of the movies without imagining the singing or Admiral Ackbar's lip popping!
So funny!
Love the strain of the voice of the singer when singing "the future ". Great work!
This is the true cure for depression! It puts me in a positive mood!😄
this video poked me in the coconut
It did, it did
Ha ha, keep it poppin
"Crispy bodies by the door" -The not real Luke Skywalker
BEST THING about these compilations are the hits they created!!!!🎶
Han: why don’t you move to Nevada
Luke: that’s a bad part of Mexico. You should lear geography.
Han: ...
Also, was Darth Vader voiced by JACK FRICKING BLACK!?
@Lathan Strom rEAlLy?!
Yes yes he was
@Qibli thats what I’m saying
Racism
@@oliverpierce5118 Nope it’s in the USA
LOL that’s a whole Nother experience with auto generated captions on 😂
"It was 49 times, I watched this video."
Scientia Airsoft haha
VonSchlapp1 ikr
lol ikr
damn, im only on my 5th
Yeah it was 49 times, and i am still watching this song again, again and again
totally love the bad lip reads!!! histerical!!!
Best lip reading/musical I've ever listened to....IT'S TOTALLY EPIC!!!!
Chewbacca still has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Uh-Uuuuuh"!
It's really tough to pick a favorite line from this because the whole thing is gold.
Dang y'all, I'm addicted! ...can't stop playing over and over! Thanks! I appreciate the talent!
"That log had a child" I can't even lol
The best, period.
A tiny, little, stick
@@bundog5367 WHOA !!! Is my zipper down ? 🤪
Hey boba your barn door is open. Ha, got u
"I wish you were real" your wish came true Luke!
The song at the beginning was so ridiculously great and catchy! Hilarious!
The idea of c3p0 having an Indian accent is hilarious
R2 as a kid isnt bad either.
Yeah that’s great too
Asian
@@blazingdg7354 nah Indian mate
@@campbellmaclure7386 im saying he should have an asian accent :/
At first "Bushes of Love" was funny, but the dang thing's so catchy I know it's gonna be in my head for the rest of the week. Seriously clever song!
"oh, ok-different kind of mom..see if she wants a job."
Follow up on that story. She got hired
6:07 Is The Best Part (Bushes Of Love)
Yep
Oh yeah
true, true I love that one
No seagulls (stop it now)
12:14
I concur. and comforting to know we all gotta chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us. every day I worry all day
The lyrics from these songs are still better than 95% of today's pop music.
My favorite line was when boba fett said “real mature” in a sarcastic way
36:30
“Look he likes it!”
Two seconds later
“Uh oh this bird pecked out your eyes.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣