It's almost like Edward was dependent on his ability to read the mind of whoever he was talking to and acted accordingly, but without that option, he becomes a socially crippled stuttering baby.
Edward is deadass 180 yr’s old and he really had to google “ways to explain superhuman strength”, found adrenaline rush & felt the need to tell Bella to also google it. I CANT LMAO
The script writers and dialogue coaches just sucked, and what good footage they did get wasn’t used (there is proof, look for the deleted scenes). Kristen Stewart had a whole acting career before Twilight (Speak, Zathura, Panic Room…), and Robert Pattinson was relatively new to acting at the time (his first film role, as I recall, was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire). He later proved that he had great range with other films, including one where he’s an old timey lighthouse keeper, Batman, and fairly recently he did a voice acting role. Plus, as stated, both hated the movies. Experience Pattinson, nobody hates Edward Cullen and Twilight more than he does. I don’t have exacts on Stewart, but I’d be pissed too if my previous, and other work was disregarded because of a single film franchise.
Imagine its your firstday of school and then the boy next to you is covering his nose and you thinking"finally my edward is here" but in reality you forgot to take a bath
@@nicksanders9148 yeah he’s completely the opposite of romantic. If I was in Bella’s shoes I’d be fed up with him and his teenage angsty 107 year old attitude throwing a fit ass
So we not gonna talk about Edward in the sun SHINING and Bella like “your beautiful” and then Carlisle “thank you I designed it”???? That got me WEEZINGGG
Well, I actually thought it was cute. ‘Cause well, he was having an argument with his brain and his heart. It’s like Brain: ED, YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T! YOU CAN’T BE FRIENDS! Heart: I KNOW WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS! Brain: THEY WTF ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?! Heart: I’M GOING TO TELL HER THAT WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS! Brain: DO YOU HAVE A BLOODY BRAIN?! Heart: OF COURSE I DON’T, I’M THE HEART!
we may cringe and laugh at it, but no one does it more than robert pattinson, the adult who now has a great career but is only recognised by these movies despite how he hates them and his character
Edward looks like he is trying to hold in a fart and Bella looks like she has food poisoning and trying not to throw up. Perfect pair. The wii theme music had me rolling 😂 This movie is so awkward but I'm so entertained by it
Not gonna lie, the usual first hour of these movies have the cringe-y intros (imo except thr breaking dawn) but the action-y scenes were okay. CGI wolves, for their time, was fine as well.
My theory is that Edward, a 100 year old guy who has to hang out with teenagers all day, just suddenly snapped and was like 'alright, Imma just mess with this stupid girl'
We watched it in English class this year for some reason and thsi was the first time I saw it and I was smiling the whole time 😭 I had to cover my face the whole time
About accurate to me reading the books,came for promised angst,stayed to see just how close a romance series can get to psychological and dark (i mean seriously most of them at some point tried to off themselves,alice was going insane from how useless her powers were in eclipse...oh and jacobs manipulation...)
Ali cruz this is when I knew that Robert Pattinson has always been a good actor, Stephenie had given him the midnight sun draft so he could understand Edward better. Now everything about the movies makes so much sense!!
Edward: Bella, we shouldn’t be friends Also Edward: follows her, tries to read her mind, continually asks her questions, dates her, Marries her, gets her pregnant, accidentally kills her by doing so, turns her into vampire Edit: thank you everyone for all the likes! I truly appreciate it! Edit pt.2: thank you guys so so soooo much for all the likes and support! I truly truly appreciate it! Please reply and comment!
@Rachel Shin Fun Yee I wouldn't worry, the other options were probably less ridiculous. It's likely that Robert Pattinson was simply trying to amuse himself, cause he thought the whole concept of the movie was ridiculous and he's made fun of it since day one.
It’s just so funny because even Robert said the scene where she’s sniffing her hair thinking it’s her he didn’t even know they were filming, so that’s just Robert being Robert 😭😂😂
As a vampire blood makes him impulsively want to kill, so he had to look like he was fighting with himself not to kill bells. Plus her blood was supposed to call to him stronger then any one els blood
Jasper goes to high school almost every day and is surrounded by people yet he looks like he’s ready to start shooting people when he sees Bella?? What
The whole movie was Edward gaslighting Bella and Jakob being Creepy obsessed with Bella and Bella being the biggest main character known to man.oh and bellas dad being confused all the time.
i just remembered this tweet : " has it ever occured to edward that the reason he can't read bella's thoughts is because she doesn't have any ? " and i can't stop laughing lmaoo
I always feel so bad for Jasper. As an empath he feels everyones bloodlust not just his own because that is an emotion. So he actually probably has the best control out of all of them is you think about it.
Robert Pattenson look so confused in every scene he's in I feel so bad for him it's like he's read the script but doesn't really understand what he's supposed to be doing like he can't comprehend how creepy he has to pretend to be
@Bwayko 0 honestly, hate the writer. She made it so the characters were as dumb as they were. Edward technically didn’t need to wear a condom cause his sperm is dead but apparently being in the warm ocean rejuvenated them???? That feels like a bit of a stretch to me. She should’ve made a more logical way for them to have a child rather than that abrupt and forceful of a way tbh. But DRAMA!! Edward is just a complete dick the whole way through and has no understanding or respect of Bella’s feelings. I swear I get whiplash with Bella reading those books. And the sad part is is that Edward was the better romantic interest in all of this. Between meat head anger issues sexual assaulter number 1 and anger issues chastity belt number 2
@@Komobear *It wasn't bc of the warm water 😂 Vampires are full of venom, and that venom works like blood in all senses to the body, including an erection and semen lol*
edward gaslighting bella was the funniest thing i have ever watched. this whole movie is an actual comedy and the fact robert also hates edward sends me
They literally prepared an whole Italian meal just because her name is Bella. 6 ancient vampires and not a single brain between them! 😂 Edit: this comment is from tumblr, I 100% did get this from tumblr! It’s not mine, it’s not original to me and I take full responsibility for taking it! Go check it out on tumblr as well
“IF I CLOSE MY EYES SHE CANT SEE THEM AGAIN” BAHAHHAHA IM CHOKING CRYING LAUGHING RN
Alyssa Lee I missed that the first time! thanks for letting me know hahaha
Right😂 but how many times did she freakin BLINK
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
OMG 😭 I scared and laughed so loud
“bella hates the cold so edward hates himself”
I DIED HIS FACE🤣
Welp too bad cause Bella's gone cold herself as well
What a good premis
😂😂
The clip literally sentttttt me
My favorite line of his is:
" You can't trust vampires... "
" *trust me* "
SAME
Same mate
HANZIAPZÖAPZLAPZAZLPALZPDD
THE CRINGEEEEE
He’s not like the other vampires 🤪
"do you wear contacts?"
"yes"
there, all of twilight never would have happened
LMFAO
EXACTLY like why didn't he say "Yes" 😭😭😭
“180 year old vampire can’t come up with a single good lie” 😭
Keira Howard and what act his excuse? I can’t actually hear it bcause of the music
@@pickaaaculs "well nobody's gonna believe you"
Thank you Angel 😇 , have a good day
he is 109 not 180 years old
He's Not human, simple!
"If you were smart...you'd stay away from me"
*approaches her in EVERY OTHER SCENE*
lmaooo typical narcissist behavior 😂😂🤣
Epitome of a fuck boy 🥴🥴😂😂😂
The funniest part is that he approached her in that scene like Eddie boi make up your mind
@@ΞένιαΑ-σ5χ but he just wants her blood sO bAd
BROO THIS IS ACCURATE-
“If i close my eyes she cant see them”
INTELLIGENCE 100
Lmao
😂 LoL 😂
BIG BRAIN
XD😂😂😂
XD
It's almost like Edward was dependent on his ability to read the mind of whoever he was talking to and acted accordingly, but without that option, he becomes a socially crippled stuttering baby.
Yes i wonder if that could possibly be the reason
Can relate
Nice
Yep
Ironic cause his ability to read minds stemmed from his abilities as a human 😅
Edward: we shouldn’t be friends
Also Edward: is the one that always starts the conversation with her and comes up to her
“yOuR mOoD sWiNgS gIvE mE wHiPlaSh”
It’s ✨toxicity✨ for me
Becusseeee he know he’s already love herrr
he's an indecisive person.. kinda toxic because bella was gonna mind her own business but he just had to..
Lmao but thats a little toxic
Edward is deadass 180 yr’s old and he really had to google “ways to explain superhuman strength”, found adrenaline rush & felt the need to tell Bella to also google it. I CANT LMAO
He’s an old man. Technology confuses him
108* but yeah
117* actually
209*
Now yall saying just random numbers
They both look like they’re in so much pain
Bella's blinking tho
worse than jasper
he’s basically suppose to bc THE URGE
I know but Jasper was the only one pose to look to be in pain lol 😂
2008 vibes
Why do both Edward and Bella look like they’re about to throw up whenever they talk 😂
Ca even they can’t handle their lines loll
the actors all hated the movies except for alice lol
The script writers and dialogue coaches just sucked, and what good footage they did get wasn’t used (there is proof, look for the deleted scenes). Kristen Stewart had a whole acting career before Twilight (Speak, Zathura, Panic Room…), and Robert Pattinson was relatively new to acting at the time (his first film role, as I recall, was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire). He later proved that he had great range with other films, including one where he’s an old timey lighthouse keeper, Batman, and fairly recently he did a voice acting role.
Plus, as stated, both hated the movies. Experience Pattinson, nobody hates Edward Cullen and Twilight more than he does. I don’t have exacts on Stewart, but I’d be pissed too if my previous, and other work was disregarded because of a single film franchise.
“You can google it”
“Just like I did last night” lmao
Me in class acting like I did something smart
LMFAOOOOO HIS SMUG LITTLE GRIN "haHa my logic is BULLETPROOF. gon dissolve her every suspicion 😈"
He looked so proud of his lie
@@nooneimportant7648 right it was one of his more convincing ones
The amount of awkward silences in this movie make me want to die
I SWEARRR
I honestly cant believe 14 year old me watched this movie thrice
YESSS
Precious Berganio AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GOOD
also the awkward laughs between their convos😭
Imagine its your firstday of school and then the boy next to you is covering his nose and you thinking"finally my edward is here" but in reality you forgot to take a bath
제이Red lmfaoo
This made me laugh so much😂😂
😂😂I’m sorry this made me laugh 🤣
Oof I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤧
That's funny but that would be gross
“I feel very…. Protective of you”
*law and order: DUN DUN*
Yeahh 😳..
Twilight is just Edward Cullen having a midlife crisis as a vampire.
yes, but has anyone else noticed how toxic he seems as a person?this man is throwing up flags like he running race!!
Hahaha lol that perspective tho
@@nicksanders9148 yeah he’s completely the opposite of romantic. If I was in Bella’s shoes I’d be fed up with him and his teenage angsty 107 year old attitude throwing a fit ass
I like ur comment
Hahahaha, midlife crisis at 108 years of age🤣🤣🤣
What sums up this whole movie:
"Creep mode on"
.
.
"Creep mode STILL on"
Vida M 😂😂😂😂😂👌
I died at that part 😂
@@willowcaron2044 same
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I love how Jasper is the newest vegetarian so they freaking send him to a high school full of people he could eat
Practice makes perfect ?
Lol explains why he constantly looks like he’s in pain around them
Exactly!!!
😂
@@angie-up2cs no corona back then. People don't do online school
Him calling her a spider monkey never fails to make me absolutely lose it laughing
That and monkey man in the baseball scene
Lmfao same
I love how Bella gets a paper cut so deep it drips so fast and the fact that Edward THROWS Bella across the room making her bleed more good one Edward
Nevaeh Arnold this made me laugh so hard arghhh
And the way he flings her ass at the wall bro- had me in *TEARS*
“Good one Edward” AFAFSDS
i was just like “yeah because that’s going to help at all-“
Ikr like why hahahah
So we not gonna talk about Edward in the sun SHINING and Bella like “your beautiful” and then Carlisle “thank you I designed it”???? That got me WEEZINGGG
Same here
For some reason I imagined an animated Carlisle bowing like "yes, thank you, thank you, I know I made something beautiful."
On the part were there having dinner the song they put
Just me looking for this exact comment just me ok
@@emmawait2998 Heyo girl 7:45
i love how edward starts drama for no reason, bella wasn't even trying to talk to him and he was like "we shouldn't be friends" smh
Reminds me of my ex lmao
Irl everyone would just think he was a teenage edgelord lol.
"WhAT IF Im ThE BAd GUY?"
Calm down, god damn.
Well, I actually thought it was cute. ‘Cause well, he was having an argument with his brain and his heart. It’s like
Brain: ED, YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T! YOU CAN’T BE FRIENDS!
Heart: I KNOW WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS!
Brain: THEY WTF ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?!
Heart: I’M GOING TO TELL HER THAT WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS!
Brain: DO YOU HAVE A BLOODY BRAIN?!
Heart: OF COURSE I DON’T, I’M THE HEART!
Fr
that's like calling someone n telling them not to talk to u 😑
these movies were so embarrassing but im obsessed with them 😭
Same
FRRR
The realest description of twilight 😂
Everytime I watch it I cover my eyes because of second hand embarrassment
Saaaame😂
I feel like this movie would’ve made a whole lot more sense from edward’s POV bc then you’d actually know the awkward silences are him reading MINDS.
Frrr I really hope they make Midnight Sun into a movie so we can know his thoughts and what he was doing when he was gone from Bella
Yes 🙌
Alyssa Romero most likely it won’t bc Kristen cut her hair
Lea Ana Well I mean there’s a thing called wigs or extensions, but I only said I hope there’s one.
Alyssa Romero yea me to
Bella looks repulsed in every single scene
Guess cause her actors lesbian
@@nataliecf9007 they did date, though kristen (bella) cheated... so they weren't together for that long.
It's the face that comes with the actress
linnèa yikes, I could never like a cheater
Damn so we just talking shit in the replies and shit
the amount of second hand embarrassment in this video is totally killing me
Right!! Sometimes when I rewatch the movie my face is on fire cuz I feel so embarrassed second hand lol
Me too😳😂
Monbebe❤ who is your bias
*Dont play with me* 😂😂😂
@@jiminyougotnojams9149 I'm an ot7 actually!! what about you
"Girl you nasty"
GOT ME LAUGHING 😭😂
bella: gets a paper cut
edward: *throws her against a wall*
Bro that always made me laugh
Bella- oMg I gOT a pAPeR cUT
Edwards logic- iF I tHrOw hER aGAinsT tHe WaLL eVEryThiNg eLsE WiLl hUrT bUt hER fiNgER
EXACTLY OMG-
Jasper: 😋👀
Edward: AW SHIT! The VEGETARIAN!
@@mya4730 what does that mean?
we may cringe and laugh at it, but no one does it more than robert pattinson, the adult who now has a great career but is only recognised by these movies despite how he hates them and his character
Real ones only see Cedric Diggory
I love Cedric❤
Harry potter > Twilight
@@alessandrot9877 no kidding hahahaha
The guy has acted on other movies with varied roles, he's very versatile
Most of the movie is just them staring at each other like the entire movie is just
Edward: 👁 👄 👁
Bella: 👁 👄 👁
that is the most accurate recreation 😂
🤣🤣🤣omfg truuu
I died when I saw this
Bella always has her mouth open 😂
👁️👄👁️
But the tension
Edward looks like he is trying to hold in a fart and Bella looks like she has food poisoning and trying not to throw up. Perfect pair. The wii theme music had me rolling 😂 This movie is so awkward but I'm so entertained by it
I was wheezing and cackling while reading ur comment😭
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
this movie made me feel second hand embarrassment in every scene cause it’s so awkward but i can’t help to love these movies lol
Not gonna lie, the usual first hour of these movies have the cringe-y intros (imo except thr breaking dawn) but the action-y scenes were okay. CGI wolves, for their time, was fine as well.
Ikr
Same
x2
I can't bring myself to watch these movies anymore, the cringe is real. I'm just lurking in the comments
Bella during the whole movie:
👁️ 👄 👁️
ꪔιꪀ ᥉ᥙꪀ honestly... I don’t blame her
She did the Debby Ryan
Claire Elise screaming 💀💀
@@novaa6364 Do u maybe watch Attack on titan 👀?
Itz Black Deer, haha yes)
I never realized how breathy these people talk omg just get the words out please.
Izzy Dandrea just go back and watch episodes of grey’s anatomy. Those bitches never breathe between like ... any words.
that is like the number one reason, I did not like the show 😂
Izzy Dandrea like my anxiety the first time I watched this went 📈📈
IKR
just from watching, I feel like i have a breathing problem
“i said thank you i designed it” i lost it with that
Imao
The fact that no one has ever hated Edward more than Robert Pattinson himself makes it so CHAOTIC 😂
Lol ikr 😂
Lol rob's Batman nowwww... He has grown so much
I KNOWWW AHASHGDAHG
@@thatgirl4652 and so the vampire turns into a bat
@@venusvirgo2329 and then bat gets eaten and a deadly virus spreads. Now we need the Avengers to save the damn earth!
My theory is that Edward, a 100 year old guy who has to hang out with teenagers all day, just suddenly snapped and was like 'alright, Imma just mess with this stupid girl'
Linn Moløkken lmaooo fr
This has changed my WHOLE perspective. 😱
Linn Moløkken no it’s because of her blood. It was different than everyone else’s for some reason to him
She was pickme as hell tho
"to the point where I impregnate her then turn her into a vampire too!" ☠️☠️
Shit, man
Bella: “you should put your seatbelt on”
Edward: “YoU ShOuLd PuT YoUr SeAtBELt oN”
My the only one who heard “ bitch put your seatbelt on”
Dont forget the laugh 💀💀
That's my only favorite part it's funny lol
i’m not coming back to earth after this one
Did he say bitch or am I tripping
i love how edward just casually mentions watching bella in her sleep and she’s like “hmm that does not sound like something a crazy stalker would do”
edward that's not how to flirt 😂
why was watching this better than watching the movie? its like watching it with a sassy friend backchatting the characters the whole time.
My mom and aunt make watching these movies the greatest form of entertainment to exist, they are so sarcastic and stupid it's amazing
If that ain't the truth XD
This was WAY BETTER than the movie
When Edward started climbing the trees like a squirrel I lost my shit
Edit:The time is 10:45
IT SENT MEEEE
I-
Kei Kiri I’m telling u it happens to me in every video I watch and I keep thinking why tf does this happen every time
😂😂
lmao me
Whenever somebody tells me how socially awkward I am I’ll just come back to this video to remind myself I’m not that bad.
Emily Hume same
Yeah same
im not socially awkward but i’m gonna watch this video all the time to make sure i ain’t never catchin me slippin 😼😼😼
Agree with all ✊🏼
hajafajnsbsgajsbah i am i am that bad please someone help...
The SpongeBob on Edwards face when he says “Put YOUR seatbelt on” made me spit my food all over my iPad 🤣🤣
i dropped my phone i laughed so hard
Plot twist: who really made this vídeo was Robert Pattinson bc we know he hates Edward.
uh Robert is Edward do you mean mayor made it bc he hates Edward btw Taylor is Jake
ella gray nah rob hates that character. he pretty much hates everything bout twilight lol
He probably made all the “twilight is awful” videos 😂😂😂
dima sasha barnes yess he leads the twilight hate club. I’m pretty sure the hating started when he started doing interviews.
Amen 😂😂
"you stopped the van. you pushed it away with your hand."
me: steroids.
LMAO
ARMYYYYYYYY
I swear ARMYS Are everywhere even in 18+ Scenes-
Bane:😶
That would be more believable 😂😂😂
“if i close my eyes she can’t see them” sir-
The whole time I was watching the twilight movies I was sooo uncomfortable but I couldn’t stop watching💀
We watched it in English class this year for some reason and thsi was the first time I saw it and I was smiling the whole time 😭 I had to cover my face the whole time
About accurate to me reading the books,came for promised angst,stayed to see just how close a romance series can get to psychological and dark (i mean seriously most of them at some point tried to off themselves,alice was going insane from how useless her powers were in eclipse...oh and jacobs manipulation...)
A never found a comment Soo relatable
@@emilymeyers6069no matter how much time I watch it I have to cover my face because of second hand embarrassment
The fact that he could do that fast and furious shit in a VOLVO is killing me
Hahahaha
hey volvos are pretty powerful 🥺
If you look closer, you'll realize Twilight is just one long car commercial. New Moon especially.
omg fun fact he only learned to drive for the movie
“bella hates the cold so edward hates himself” sent me
im ded
It kills me because in Midnight Sun it’s like that 😂😂😂
Andrea LITERALLY 😭😭 he like shed be so disGUSTED by my hand on hers 😤😤
💀💀💀💀💀
Ali cruz this is when I knew that Robert Pattinson has always been a good actor, Stephenie had given him the midnight sun draft so he could understand Edward better. Now everything about the movies makes so much sense!!
I never realized how awkward this movie was until now
Maddi HOSE thank you😂😂😂
Same though because
Yeah the book is a little better cause it doesn’t seem like in the movie
Damn you late........ 😂😂😂
Should I take that sarcastically? 😅😂
10:00 this scene is more awkward than it needs to be💀
what song is at 10:00
@@twilight.is.cool93 I’m pretty sure it’s New Flesh by Current Joys
"Why are your eyes yellow?"
"It's the f-fluorescents."
Bruh you could have just said you had liver failure smh
Omg 🤣🤣
What the fuck lmao
Imaginebella i had to pause the video to laugh at your comment for a whole solid minute 😂
Is your eyes changing color a side effect of a liver problem
I would have just said “yes I did get contacts” lol
Bella: gets paper cut
Edward: *y e e t*
😂😂omg
More like bye Felicia
@@dancewithme3691 more like yummy
Get it cuz he’s a vampire and they like blood
Ok this is a dark humor ....😭😂
😂damn
It’s because he was protecting her even though it was kinda weird lol but without context it’s weirder
Edward: Bella, we shouldn’t be friends
Also Edward: follows her, tries to read her mind, continually asks her questions, dates her, Marries her, gets her pregnant, accidentally kills her by doing so, turns her into vampire
Edit: thank you everyone for all the likes! I truly appreciate it!
Edit pt.2: thank you guys so so soooo much for all the likes and support! I truly truly appreciate it! Please reply and comment!
I love Twilight,but this made me chuckle :P
Saves her life, gets his life saved
You forgot that he also watches her sleep :)
yasssssss
Gracie Pierson REAL HAHAHAH
Twilight feels like a love story that was does for shits and giggles rather than being a serious one
It may be lmao
The music selection is sending me and for some reason it’s making the movie more tolerable hahaha
It's honestly the best part.
It makes the thing better
Is nobody going to talk about 7:48 and how he is adopted and found by the adopted father in the early 20th century?
10:43
Boring person Ehhh or how they used the song New Flesh by Current Joys at 9:50 thought that was kinda funny given the song name.
This movie is so awkward that it kinda feels realistic.
DUDEEEEE OMG
THAT'S why everyone loved ittt🧠🧠
Zath B i agree 1000%
Zath B IKR
I think that's one of the things that is special about Twilight
He should have just said he wears colour contact lenses.😂🤦♀️
Tessaaa XX but ItS tHe FlOrEsEnTs
Valerie Chew 😂😂
He's with bella the whole intire time.
@@Geektastic.Woodles THIS COMMENT HAS ME CACKLING AT 2 AM I CANT
He talks about this in Midnight Sun! The first book written in his perspective
The amount of times Bella blinks in the first movie is so funny
“Hold on tight spider monkey” excuse me what
Wat 😂
I thought it was hella cute!!! X3
It's cute and cringey at the same time 😩
LMAO
This dude is 109 and he still dont know how to flirt?
Like "ummm how's the weather...?"
Liz-anne24 right like what’s wrong with u you have never flirted with a girl
Right and the awkward smiles 💀💀
Boy is a virgin. Was only close to his mom in his human life. This explains that
Drako Baby brah that sucks ass
soyouenjoyingtherain??
“hold on tight spider monkey ” gets me everytime I stg
Apparently Catherine Hardwick wrote up a few options the day before filming and asked Rob to pick one, and he chose spider monkey 😂
No not. That part the part where he flys it kills me every time
I am your 999th like lol
I cackled
@Rachel Shin Fun Yee I wouldn't worry, the other options were probably less ridiculous. It's likely that Robert Pattinson was simply trying to amuse himself, cause he thought the whole concept of the movie was ridiculous and he's made fun of it since day one.
It’s just so funny because even Robert said the scene where she’s sniffing her hair thinking it’s her he didn’t even know they were filming, so that’s just Robert being Robert 😭😂😂
Why does Edward look like he’s trying to not throw up in all of the scenes
robert pattinson absolutely HATED being in these movies lmfao
As a vampire blood makes him impulsively want to kill, so he had to look like he was fighting with himself not to kill bells. Plus her blood was supposed to call to him stronger then any one els blood
he was probably drunk 😭✋🏽
@@janelle2055 no he didn’t girl 😭- that’s just his character, u sound dumb
Cause he was craving her blood every time she was around. He tried to maintain himself.
I don’t know what the director of this movie was trying to do but they made Bella look like she smelled so bad lololol
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
he probably smelled her period blood
jav oh my god
If you read the books, the Cullens + Jacob constantly comment about how bad she smells to them after hanging out with the other type of monster
Jasper goes to high school almost every day and is surrounded by people yet he looks like he’s ready to start shooting people when he sees Bella?? What
🤣🤣
Lol you're right I never thought of that
She has the tastiest blood, alright!
@@vrindajotwani2270 when you've read the books hahahah "BELLA V YUMMY OKAY" 😂
It’s cause he’s an empath (I think that’s what it’s called) so he can feel Edwards bloodlust for Bella,, the movies rlly don’t explain that part well
The whole movie was Edward gaslighting Bella and Jakob being Creepy obsessed with Bella and Bella being the biggest main character known to man.oh and bellas dad being confused all the time.
i just remembered this tweet : " has it ever occured to edward that the reason he can't read bella's thoughts is because she doesn't have any ? " and i can't stop laughing lmaoo
this is the best theory ive heard
"No thought head empty"
Lmao this
A.R.M.Y 💜💜
damn stole the whole comment
My fave thing about this movie..is how dramatic everyone is. Literally about everything
!!!!!!
I freaking love it hahahahahaha
“Omg a worm”
YES
no bc fr lol, but its bc a lot more drama happens in the book and the movies just completely cuts it out, still doesnt make it less cringe tho
Edward has been alive for 117 and has learned no social skills in that time
I -....... 😅 Lol 😂
cuz it looks like they never talk to anyone but cullens only..
He's Actually Dead.....
@@blackprofile6393 O_O
Well people talked different back then compared to today
“You smell good 🤗”
Edward:*SHUT. UP. YOU. WOOORMMM*
“I feel very protective of you”
That’s some yandere sh*t
That's some stalker n scary shit out there-
Legit I read that and he said that no joke
Also the part when Edward was like:
Edward: I like watching you sleep
Bella: *smiles*
Me: what kind of weird stalker shit-
"I like watching you sleep." :00
LMFAOOO YANDERE I FORGOT ABOUT HER
Why does Edward always seem like he’s struggling to talk
Baby boy is a mind reader so it’s probably been ages since he’s had to have a full convo with a person who’s thoughts he isn’t privy to
Lunar Moon I feel like it's the same with Bella, when she talks I feel like she stutters
I always thought that he was holding his breathe near her so that’s why lol
Bella too tho
Struggling to talk with food
No one:
Literally no one:
Edward: "I like watching you sleep"
@@puggtime9274 yesssss!
@@puggtime9274 facts! I love Jeff
I actually like watching people sleep it's calming how they look so peaceful in the midst of chaos
@@hannahfields7758 understandable XD
Jenna McConnell also Edward: it’s fascinating
Now I understand why an 108 year old man is still in school
that made me laugh a little too hard 😂
@@Potterhead443 😂😂
@@idohaverizz edward be like: i liKe wAcHinG yOu sLeEp
@@Potterhead443 and then bella is like: oH ThAtS fInE EvEn tHoUgH YoUr a VaMpIrE tHaT CaNt rEsIsT mY BlOoD
nobody:
jasper when Bella cuts her finger: "We eatin good"
OMG I WAS LAUGHING SO HARDDD
Lmao also Jasper: Wanna see some real speed.
I always feel so bad for Jasper. As an empath he feels everyones bloodlust not just his own because that is an emotion. So he actually probably has the best control out of all of them is you think about it.
I lost it that Time 😂😂
That's also edward when bellas on her period
I just realized how green this movie's filter was
LMFAOAOAO FRR I LITERALLY USED TO WANNA LIVE IN THIS FILTER AND BE THIS PALE
...Wow...
The blue tint is iconic
@@cvelasquez8041 lmao
Its helps counter balance the red they wanted the apple and the blood to 'pop' because of the book cover
you gave him more personality than the movie ever could
I felt that
Trojan _ Neither of them were supposed to have big personalities. That’s how their characters were written.
he acts like debby ryan from radio rebel
HONESTLY IM SCREAMING 😂😭
Hahahahah
WHO DIDNT TELL ME THE MOVIES WERE THIS BAD 😭
these clips are literally making the books seem like pieces of fine literature 💀
“you’re asking me about the weather?”
“yeah... i guess i am”
“....wouldn’t you like to know wEaThEr BoY”
FINALLY
Epic
Lmao he was mean for no reason
😂🤣🤣🤣
I almost spit -water -droplets
Robert Pattenson look so confused in every scene he's in I feel so bad for him it's like he's read the script but doesn't really understand what he's supposed to be doing like he can't comprehend how creepy he has to pretend to be
@Bwayko 0 honestly, hate the writer. She made it so the characters were as dumb as they were. Edward technically didn’t need to wear a condom cause his sperm is dead but apparently being in the warm ocean rejuvenated them???? That feels like a bit of a stretch to me. She should’ve made a more logical way for them to have a child rather than that abrupt and forceful of a way tbh. But DRAMA!! Edward is just a complete dick the whole way through and has no understanding or respect of Bella’s feelings. I swear I get whiplash with Bella reading those books. And the sad part is is that Edward was the better romantic interest in all of this. Between meat head anger issues sexual assaulter number 1 and anger issues chastity belt number 2
BAHAHHA 🤣
@@Komobear But Edward actually took her thoughts into consideration. I can give him that. He was very generous unlike our wolfie boy ✨Jacob✨
But that makes it 10x better because Edward doesn’t understand why he feels this way so it seems real
@@Komobear *It wasn't bc of the warm water 😂 Vampires are full of venom, and that venom works like blood in all senses to the body, including an erection and semen lol*
3:00 WHY IS HE STANDING LIKE THAT LMFAOOOO
Y’all notice how Bella was more pale as human then when she was a dead vampire
True
You read my mind. Lol! 🤣
Sameee nan
Man*
Right Ike what 🥶
"Dude I smell like strawberries" 💀💀
In the book thats what she thinks xD shes like I smellmlike my strawberry shampoo
smdkdkdkkf
BAHAHAHA!
yoooo..um...you got 666 likes...😐
I smell bipolar from Edward 💀
"I like watching you sleep"
No, Edward, that's not how to flirt
@mire uwu that's a toxic boy hahaha
That's why he's been a virgin for so long
@@wisewolf21 what???
@@nksenadeera2601 he can't flirt, he's been a virgin for over 100 years. Simple.
@@wisewolf21 oh... now i got it.😊
When he said " you can google it" his face made me burst into laughter 😂🤣🤣🤣
am i the only person who laughed at “bella its a worm”
No I laughed too at that
im wheezing at this comment more than the actual scene
it's both stupid and funny
I laughed to 😭😂
Yolanda Arie 😂😂
the music choice is IMMACULATE, the texts are SPOT ON. You've made this movie a masterpiece
Jonathan King I’m a sexy ass animal bihatch
Ikr, his/her taste in the music/sound effects are stupendous 💕
i could easily watch the entire movie over and over again if it was made by this dude.
Lol edit the whole movie I would be cracking up even more 🤣😭👏👏
Someone had to save this train wreck 😂
All these red flags and all Bella has to say is “he’s cute though”
me 😂
A girl teenagers life in a nutshell 🤘😔🤘
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bella just likes red flags
We’ve all been there thooooo
“You were right next to your car”
Edward: *Wait- was I? 👁👄👁*
*no…I couldn’t have*
edward gaslighting bella was the funniest thing i have ever watched. this whole movie is an actual comedy and the fact robert also hates edward sends me
the music fits the fist scene
What is gaslighting??
@@tash2614 manipulating by psychological means questioning their sanity.
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Fr
"I'm the world's most dangerous predator." I mean I agree, you're 180 and bella's like 17
😂😂😂🤣😂😂
LMAO
Oh chile
BRUH LOL
BAHAHAHA WTFFFF
Damon Salvatore: “Get a load of this creep. He’s doing it all wrong.”
BAHHAHA OMFG comment of the year
Yessssss
So true
😂 Ikr in TVD Damon even said that twighlight vampire are more like lamps instead of vampire
Omg yessssss😂😂😂😭
these edits with the music are EVERYTHINGGGG im screaming
Plot twist Edward really wanted her to know that he's a vampire
For real! He wouldn’t stop dropping hints! He probably did it just to spite Rosalie lol
ON GOD he shouldve been figured out decades ago if she was able to put it together that easily
he was trying to FLEX
💘
This must be the embarrassment that Robert remembers at night
🤣
i almost died
OMG
@Luisa Reinersman ik but I bet not to the extent of the WHOLE FREAKIN TWILIGHT SERIES 😂😂😂
i -
They literally prepared an whole Italian meal just because her name is Bella. 6 ancient vampires and not a single brain between them! 😂
Edit: this comment is from tumblr, I 100% did get this from tumblr! It’s not mine, it’s not original to me and I take full responsibility for taking it! Go check it out on tumblr as well
BSJWJJSJSJSH
Their dead😂 I guess it makes sense
they made a joke abt it being bella but chose italian food bc... i think the mom is italian i swear
They are Italian tho ....
i know u copied this shit from tumblr.... u aint slick
Just the awkward “hello” from Edward makes me LOL every time
" feel very protective of you" I'm sure Joe from YOU can relate
Lol
😂😂😂
Omg a fello “YOU” watcher
lmao for sure he can
oh for sure xD