Omg, that was the best. For a minute there, I thought I must've fallen asleep during that scene in the movie all 150 times I've seen it🤣🤣🤣 but nope, it was never there.
Do you ever just wanna have a centipede in your pocket just in case you wanted to eat it? Why would I want that- Because you’d like it! That’s really weird. You need a suntan! He’s right
did you guys see Edward holding the doll in the bed? I've seen this a ton of times and that was the first time I noticed it...they also added a microphone
Edward: *im ready to sing.* Jasper: *jshebvd check sbzhsbs.* Edward: o.O *i dont speak the french.* Carsile: *i think he said we all should makeout.* Rosalie: *i thought that we just did...* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need to say my alphabet And I can never trust skeletons Don’t you wanna set me down? I just want my Lilly pad Heh heh HOT POTATO! Yeah, one time I bit a geese My left shoe leaks sock grease Mmm that’s gross Ate a big leech Eww how’d you keep it down? HOT POTATO! The Tin Man sat in the soup Of course he did! GYAH!! YOU JUST WRECKED THE BEATTT!!!
Jacob acts like a toddler 24/7 and has some pretty concerning aggressive tendencies but not in the way you would think Jasper speaks in gibberish/french and Carlisle understands it somehow Bella is savage in unmeasurable levels, she would make Regina George cry Edward is just a chill dude who wants to vibe with his tambourine and no one lets him, poor guy Rosalyn can’t take anymore of people’s shit, which is very fitting for her character And Mike has something against moss Why wasn’t the original movie like this? Why wasn’t Vampires Suck like this?
“He’s a meanie. He hurt my feelings. Also he he hurt my skin. And, and, and he gets poor grades” lolllllllll 🤣🤣🤣 send help- I can’t stop laughing!!!! 😅😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have no clue about any of this, all I know is this is about some vampires and werewolves. Why does that one guy, who is probably a vampire by the way he looks, have a random tamberine?
5:54 Lyrics: I need to say my alphabet Aaaand I- can never trust skeletons Hmm don't you wanna set me down? I just want my lily-pad! Hehe... hot potato! Yo one time I bit a geese- My left shoe leaks sock grease Hm that's gross! Ate a big leech! Ooh how'd you keep it down? ...Hot potato! The tin man sat in the soup- -Of course he did CHIGA -- YOU JUST WRECKED THE BEAT
I wonder if any of the actors or the directors of these movies have seen these lip reading videos, and what they think if they have. I was just introduced to Bad Lip Reading a few days ago and I've been laughing ever since!
Yeah, pretty much. There was something really entertaining about Edward and Jacob's rivalry, for example. It was hilarious. They both tried so hard to be sexy and dangerous. Jacob was ripping his shirt off every 5 seconds. Edward's sparkly skin was comical too, amongst many other things. My friends and I couldn't help laughing when we went to see these movies.
Dunno about Twilight, but Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and the cast of The Walking Dead have all reacted to their videos on camera, and Michael Buble personally posted a video response to his. Miley Cyrus and Gotye have retweeted their videos as well. All the celebrities involved seem to love BLR.
"I would like to address my wart.. the one on my knee... you see i just wanna cheer it of...maybe tuck it in a tray or a decrotive box and no-one could find it would be a secret.... hidden away.. like my frisbi " best quote i've ever heard for sure!!
Edward with the tambourine is everything
I need a кино кино
life к. и
Honestly
What scene was that?
Jamie there’s one at around 1:10 and one at 3:24- 3:40 where he sings a song
Omg, that was the best. For a minute there, I thought I must've fallen asleep during that scene in the movie all 150 times I've seen it🤣🤣🤣 but nope, it was never there.
"He's a meanie"
"He just hurt my feelings"
*"also, he just hurt my skin"*
I legit LOVED that
He also gets poor grades.
Huh 😁
ARMY..?
Bruh Edward lookin like he was gonna say bitch you kissed my girl how am I the meanie
That one part where Jacob and Bella ganged up on Edward for being pale.
Trashmouth Tori Sun tan thats what you neeed.. lmao
Trashmouth Tori LOL
Haha ikr 😂😂
Do you ever just wanna have a centipede in your pocket just in case you wanted to eat it?
Why would I want that-
Because you’d like it!
That’s really weird.
You need a suntan!
He’s right
Lol
I love how Jasper just speaks in Simlish now and Carlisle is his translator
I think you mean the most elegant French ever
LMAO and the intensity of the translation "he said you're fat." "did he?" "YEAH!"
For a minute I honestly thought there was some strange tambourine in this movie that I somehow missed hahahah
Me too!! I was like damn, do I need to rewatch this movie?
+Walter Shmitty I seriously thought I missed something LOL
yessss I'm like wait am I forgetting something
+Walter Shmitty until i saw this comment I did too. I was like wait a minute lol
did you guys see Edward holding the doll in the bed? I've seen this a ton of times and that was the first time I noticed it...they also added a microphone
When she punches Jacob round the face and he just keeps going huh huh huh huh
The most similar scene to the actual movie scene...
X,D
I didn’t even notice how he kept saying “HUH” even after she punched him before seeing your comment😂 that’s hilariour🤣🤣
Her said a bad thing to me
*bad punch*
*Death to the fingeys*
HUH? HUH?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You ever wanna have a centipede” “you know in your pocket just in case you’d wanna eat it” Edward: “no why would you-“ “CuZ yOuD lIkE iT!?”
😂
🤣🙃🙃
You really need a sun tan
Sun tan that’s what you need
MJ Production He’s right
“Can you train a pig”
“To do what”
“To harm my grandpa”
“And gramama”
“You know pigs don’t have human hands”
“What”
“Bingo”
Haha pig
I read this as it said it
“Pig”
Bad lip reading needs to make a full version of the hot potato song
YES! And the magic cloak song please!
I love that part..
did they ever do that?? I want it XD
YESSSSS!!!
500th like
Jacob: Sun tan, that's what you need.
Bella: He's right.
Edward: Wounded face gasp
His face was all. 👁👄👁
Bella is a savage in unmeasurable levels in this video fr
I mean... He's not wrong
"He said we should all make out."
"I thought we just did."
I'm actually dead.
Me too....then,..all of the sudden...chickens wore smelt mittens.....hot potato...
R.I.P.
I feew sowree fow you' mudda!
I LAUGHED SO HARD😂😂😂
How goes the afterlife?
Are there any hot potato's to keep stuff down?
“I bonked ma kitteh”
Is a quote I love to throw around with no context and the people that get it, gain my ultimate respect
"All because I can't look where I throw things! "
Teacher: Yes Jacob?
Jacob: **points at Bella** HER SAID A BAD THING TO ME
HUH! Was he wearing a hat?
she's a meanie
Haan?
HUH
😭🤣
"I believe he said we should all make out."
"I thought that we just did!"
*Shame faced Bella*
Me: °^° eXcusE mE wT-
😂😂😂
If this was what Jacob was actually like, I think everyone would’ve been team Jacob. These lines are killing me
This is what Jacob was actually like. 😂
99% was already team Jacob. This would have made 100% team Jacob.
Jacob's himbo levels are bested only by Emmett.
....HUUHHHH?
*Hey you know what, I have jeggings for my pelican.*
_Wait dude what?_
*HUNH?*
_You just said th--_
*H U N H ?*
a ten year old that is obsessed with the game if I ever become a cannibal I’m going to eat a fat fellow
a ten year old that is obsessed with the game literally my fav part.
“Do you ever just wanna have a centipede just in case you wanna eat it?”
Tyler Tyrone cause you like it
Kira205 not really 😂
〰Trance uhh, that’s really weird
"Teen Wolf, Lestat, just chill"
I can'tttttt 💀💀
Best line in this whole video!
Very Tony Stark-esque.
Actually the best part of the whole movie.
Absolutely loved that line
Did a double take like, Charlie is on point😭😂😂🤣
THE TAMBORINE PARTS ARE GENIUS *deathhhhh*
“He’s a meanie. He hurt my feelings. He hurt my skin” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And he gets poor grades!
limelight 🤪
Just wanted to say I love your pfp hi
Such a Sweetiee
I say “I bonked my kittay” all the time, for years, because of this
Me too!!
SAMEE😂😂
I BONKED MA KITTAY!!!
ik i was wheezing 🤣🤣🤪
😂
4:34 "I bonked my kittaaaay" 😂😂😂😂😂
Heaven Markham when my friend and I get into a fight sometimes one of us will say that and we both start laughing to clear the waters
Madeline Lange lol that's awesome
Heaven Markham 😂😂😂😂
LMAo
Yer, that one was monumental !
Suntan, that's what you need….He's right!!! LOL
hey ann cx
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Ann Le {Anneorshine} noooo
Literly the story of my life
He is hot when he is pale
The part where Bella punches Jacob in the face and then he follows her and makes the weird honking noise is hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣
That part had me laughing so hard! 😂
Edward: *im ready to sing.*
Jasper: *jshebvd check sbzhsbs.*
Edward: o.O *i dont speak the french.*
Carsile: *i think he said we all should makeout.*
Rosalie: *i thought that we just did...*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Can you train a pig?" "To do what?" "Like to hurt my grand pa. And gramd-mama?"
Arianna Dovahkiin you want an assassin pig?
Arianna Dovahkiin
a pig doesn't have human hands.
Wut? ;-;
Arianna Dovahkiin 😘😘😘
"Hehe. Pig"
Arianna Dovahkiin "uh, you're looking for an assassin pig."
"Suntan that's what you need"
"he's right"
Science Nyan "Huh... huh... huh..."
"He's right" 😂😂😂
Science Nyan dude when Jacob said that I started dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
well he’s obviously not wrong lol
Every time Edward randomly pulls out that tambourine... literally has me in stitches!!🤣 This is pure genius
For a good 2 minutes I thought Edward actually had a tambourine :/
Wait did he not have a tambourine in the movies?
@@kayhines794 no 😂
Rosalie and her glue stick
😁
Jacob & his tissue that’s still wet…Mike & his “All About Moss” book 😜
I haven't watched the movie before, and I thought he actually had the tambourine.
„Jimma jah mah fah mah jeega burga“
„I don’t speak french“
That one killed me😂😂😂
Robin dogil fish abidig adagle
😂
He just wanted a burger
"What do you need?"
"Can you find me a drummer?"
"No, but I can find a loser"
ROASTTTTTT 😂😂😂
XD agreed strongly.
Jacob: "All because I can't look where I throw things. I BONKED MY KITTEY!"
"If I ever become a cannibal, I'm gonna eat a fat fellow."
"I think you're siiick."
Her said a bad thing to meee.... huh
Lol
I need to say my alphabet
And I can never trust skeletons
Don’t you wanna set me down?
I just want my Lilly pad
Heh heh
HOT POTATO!
Yeah, one time I bit a geese
My left shoe leaks sock grease
Mmm that’s gross
Ate a big leech
Eww how’d you keep it down?
HOT POTATO!
The Tin Man sat in the soup
Of course he did!
GYAH!! YOU JUST WRECKED THE BEATTT!!!
@@Zoe-tp4bh There is captions
The tambourine...genius.
Beautifullytragic6 I
All of jasper's scenes absolutely killed me 🤣
Jacob was triggered when Bella ruined the song lol
Hot potato!!
dropped her in the woods and probably ran away
Edward is legit the only sort of normal one. Everyone else is just weird.
Thats a first!
2:18 but.....
Bella Skeeter yeah
They're all weird in this saga 😂
What about Charlie? Note that Edward did watch Bella in her sleep lol
No hate against our lord and saviour Stephanie Mayer lol
'Can you train a pig?'
'To do what?'
'Like harm my Grandpa'
***** uh.... your looking for an assassin pig?
Dude, they're not something you can like ... purchase at the mall. You do realize that a pig doesn't really have human hands?
Hallie Logan What?
***** hehe pigg
"You know they don't have human hands?"
Jasper not speaking any known language and needing an interpreter is just the best.
Yes and with a thick southern accent, too 😂
"i need to wear one of my thongs." SOMEONE GET HIM A THONG QUICK HE WANTS IT HIS WAY
OMG LUIGI WORKS AT BURGER KING
They'd have to mop the theater if Twilight ever put Jacob in a diamond (and/or plaid) thong.
LMAO I'm sorry...gross. I'll leave now...
No one:
No one at all:
No one in this ENTIRE universe:
Jacob: hUh?!
Adanna Ezirike ARMY..?
@@taestykooks8054 Damn right I am Wassup gurl/bro
I laughed too hard at that scene, what has quarantine done to my sense of humor😭
Taesty Kookies yess
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"Dang it I just hit the cat, all because I can't look where I throw things.” HA
Lol
joey graceffa dan?
ow :c
+Dana “Chickeeta” Marie did I hear Joey omg I love him
I bonked mah kittay
Honestly, watching Edward and Jacob talk about assasin pigs is a million times better than watching them go at eachothers throat 24/7
Man I lost it when Edward start singin with the tambourine 🤣🤣🤣
Jacob's song at the end is a masterpiece
Molly McNair it made me cry just so beautiful😭
Jacob: if I ever become a cannibal I’m gonna eat a fat fellow
Jacob is just 24/7 in toddler mode and I love it
It matches the mind of the girl he imprinted on.
1:42 Best part of the whole video.
Daniel Maximoff yep
Daniel Maximoff TOTALLY 😍😍
Daniel Maximoff hahahahaah
Huh
haha
so true
“Because I’m in a diaperrr” 😂
“you want the plaid one?”
Tyler Tyrone with the diamonds
Those are not diamonds well the decorate everything good
Jacob: "But I brought you something.
Still Jacob: "it's the tissue I just use to blow my nose.
Bella: and... It's still wet
Jacob: Mm hmmm.
I died 😱.
How this comment gets 666 likes explains everything
Jacob acts like a toddler 24/7 and has some pretty concerning aggressive tendencies but not in the way you would think
Jasper speaks in gibberish/french and Carlisle understands it somehow
Bella is savage in unmeasurable levels, she would make Regina George cry
Edward is just a chill dude who wants to vibe with his tambourine and no one lets him, poor guy
Rosalyn can’t take anymore of people’s shit, which is very fitting for her character
And Mike has something against moss
Why wasn’t the original movie like this? Why wasn’t Vampires Suck like this?
This comment lollllll
He's a meanie, he hurt my feelings...and my skin...and..and he gets poor grades.
Jasper: rogledoglefishabadagledagle
Jacob: Oh snap, whats that post to mean
Gollabinnow..glivvashimps
De wogga wooga hava chee
@@mrtumnus3457 😂
Jacob is such a jerk in this... I LOVE IT
Her said a bad thing to me!
“I bonked my kittay” literally I’ve seen this 4 times and I still had to pause it so I could laugh for a couple minutes 😂😂
4:31 I WAS CRACKING UP!!
Lolll yesss
I feel that 🥴
I watch this literally everyday
Me too! Lol favorite part
Jacob saying “Huh” like that makes me laugh so hard
HUAHHHHH
"Can you train a pig?"
"To do what?"
"To harm my grandpa... and my grandmama."
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
This one got me the most 🤣
@Настюша Демина lmfaooo that’s got me dying 😂😂😂😂
It killed me
I think I pissed in my pants during the Grover mask scene the first time I watched this.
Edward's facial reaction was so accurate at that point
Edward is a Meany.
Edward hurt Jacobs feelings.
And he gets poor grades.
And his skin**
Jacob is way better!! Looks personality
I lost it when Jacob started singing at 6:00 😂😂😂
same😂😂
Hot potato...
"I just want my lily pad! Heh heh, hot potato" *pop sound *
*jumps off bridge* IM SOOOO DONE
Me too it was too funny I burst
Melyssa Ferguson lmao
I officially love the person who voices Jacob! Ugh it’s literally just too funny 😂 😂 😂
It's all the same guy!
“He’s a meanie. He hurt my feelings. Also he he hurt my skin. And, and, and he gets poor grades” lolllllllll 🤣🤣🤣 send help- I can’t stop laughing!!!! 😅😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I have jeggings for my pelican"
Parth Rodrigues HUH?
Super Prestogamer HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
HER SAID A BAD THING TO ME
No one:
Literally no one:
Edward: dRagONs aRe gReAt iN sevErAl waYs
asexuals be like
Now I imagine Edward being surrounded by Smaug, the dragons from Game of Thrones and Reign of Fire, Rayquaza, Shenron, and King Ghidorah
Is he wrong tho
The betrayal in Edward's face when Bella agreed with Jacob about Edward needing a sun tan took me out 😂
The secret's out, people!
Kristen hardly smiles on camera... because no one gives her any f*cking lettuce...
*The more you know*!!!
Elien4Atalaya *gasp* . . . that explains everything. . .
I BELIEVE IN LETTUCE OwO
^u^
Kristen doesn't smile because she f*cking has the right not to smile when she doesn't want to
Brynn TempleWood Dude, chill. We're just joshin' around. Kris is alright. :-)
"If I ever become a cannibal, I'm gonna eat a fat fellow"
ToFail_ToSuceed haaaah
I have no clue about any of this, all I know is this is about some vampires and werewolves. Why does that one guy, who is probably a vampire by the way he looks, have a random tamberine?
kirstennxoxo that part came on as I read this XD
AGymnastsJourney same
wym?.
I don’t like you face 😂😂😂.
I want some lettuce 😂😂😂
Do ever want a centipede in your pocket 😂😂😂
i love how edward is suddenly the most normal character of this entire film and actually... likeable
Ha yeah
*DE WOGGA WOOGA HAVVA CHEEE*
What now he said to me??
He says sometimes you wake up his mom?
Ewww
*Yes, I agree..*
All of the people that disliked this video are meanies. They hurt my feelings.
And my skin. And they get poor grades.
Marshall Street they also hurt my skin
They also hurt my skin
And... and.. they get poor grades
And they can't look where they throw things!
Marshall Street And my skin 😂
just love how these conversations make sense and no sense at the same time xD
It's Zen for the modern age. :)
I only watched twilight once, I thought the Moss book was actually in the movie. I was so confused 😂. "Take this and burn it"
I'm dying!
FML! Jasper and the gibberish is sooo good lol
Anita Star LMAO I know right
It's not gibberish, he's speaking french! lolol
Ikr
I am like number 666! Woohoo!
I laughed so hard at Jasper too, and the explanations for what hes saying. lol
*“Smells like a freaking egg roll.”*
I died.
I dont sm-- oof. Yeeeaahh
Do you know the song playing in the background?
I’m curious what that song is in the egg roll scene
Wow, I thought people were exaggerating but it really is true, Bella shows literally NO emotion.
Edgy Well, she DOES hold the record for frowning.
Edgy haha 😂
The way they did Jake is so good. Def makes up for him imprinting on a bb
You ever just wanna have a centipede, ya know, in your pocket just in case you wanted to eat it?
why would i do that?
cause you'd like it
suntan, that's what you need
"He's right"
That Future Awesome Accountant THAT PART JUST CAME ON THE SECOND I WAS ABOUT TO READ THIS!
"You have the record for frowning"
"I just want some lettuce" 😂😂😂
0:42 we all agreed
Such is Life yep, lmao
ricky risolles
ricky risolleson
The moment Edward sang with the tambourine and Jacob kept on saying "Huh".... I cant 😂
So don't
@@mb4197 🥔🌈✨🦆👃
I bonked ma kitteh
That made me die!
I'm sorry to hear about your passing
😂😂😂😂😂
That tambourine caught me so off guard-
5:54 Lyrics:
I need to say my alphabet
Aaaand I- can never trust skeletons
Hmm
don't you wanna set me down?
I just want my lily-pad!
Hehe... hot potato!
Yo one time I bit a geese-
My left shoe leaks sock grease
Hm that's gross!
Ate a big leech!
Ooh how'd you keep it down?
...Hot potato!
The tin man sat in the soup-
-Of course he did
CHIGA -- YOU JUST WRECKED THE BEAT
I needed this
@@user-jv9fn6th8y Glad to be of help :)
YoU tHrEw OfF tHe EmPeRoR's GrOoVe
*Drops her*
Bella: ᵒʷʷ
catchy song when Jacob was holding Bella :)))
I really hope it gets stuck in my head.
Yes that was definitely my favorite part. I'd buy it LOL.
*HUH*
Miss Brunette Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Miss Brunette my head aches from laughing!
This part made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣
Smells like a frickin' egg-roll. HUH?!
Best part 😂😂😂
jacob: can you train a pig?
edward; to do what?
jacob: like harm my grandpa
*edwards face of disappointment*
I wonder if any of the actors or the directors of these movies have seen these lip reading videos, and what they think if they have. I was just introduced to Bad Lip Reading a few days ago and I've been laughing ever since!
I just wonder if they know what kind of shit they made
Yeah, the Twilight movies were pretty cheesy, but that's what made them entertaining. They were so bad that they were comical.
Yeah, pretty much. There was something really entertaining about Edward and Jacob's rivalry, for example. It was hilarious. They both tried so hard to be sexy and dangerous. Jacob was ripping his shirt off every 5 seconds. Edward's sparkly skin was comical too, amongst many other things. My friends and I couldn't help laughing when we went to see these movies.
Dunno about Twilight, but Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and the cast of The Walking Dead have all reacted to their videos on camera, and Michael Buble personally posted a video response to his. Miley Cyrus and Gotye have retweeted their videos as well. All the celebrities involved seem to love BLR.
Well, I'm glad to know that some of these actors have a sense of humor.
"I just hit the cat, coz I can't. Throw things"
Hot potato
0:36 omg this scene was hilarious. "I don't like your face." LOl
JASPERS GIBBERISH BAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Emily Young 😂
"I would like to address my wart.. the one
on my knee... you see i just wanna cheer
it of...maybe tuck it in a tray or a decrotive box and no-one could
find it would be a secret.... hidden away.. like my frisbi " best quote i've
ever heard for sure!!
5:58 PLS MAKE THIS A FULL SONG
+Clara Bear They did. But she wrecked the beat.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"I want some Lettuce "
This improved the film by like 200% . The storyline even makes more sense 😂
yup, so much better
It does
😂 yep!
I love the part were Jacob keeps on going HUH!? HUH!? HUH!? 😂😂😂
Raggen doggle fisha budaggle daggle.
Oh snap. What’s that ‘posta mean?
😂😂😂
Cael J. Harden underrated scene
Diwagga-wooga haverchee
You know, i have jeggings for my pelican *hooooonk*
I love that everything literally fits.
"Her said something bad to me... HUH? HUH?" "You're such a sweetieeeee!" Jacob is a special little short bus buddy that needs everyone's love.