well that's ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING | The Forest
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ม.ค. 2021
- That's easily the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my entire life... and apparently her name's Virginia...
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BOB ► / muyskerm
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AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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Horror Outro ► / haunted - เกม
Mark: Breaks house
Mark: Silence
Mark: Breaks bridge
Mark: Mourns *"twas a perfect bridge"*
hahaha
It's wasn't really silence
It was more like
OUH
OUH
OOUH
OOOUH
........
;O;
And the bridge was a bit more like
Wh- WHAH
OH
AOH
NAOH
MYBRIDGE
OHGAWDNOH
;O;
@sumire-chan! thanks man!
@@weirdo8825 your reenactments are great
Mark: *literally chainsaws Wade* "Does this hurt?"
Wade: "Excuse me?"
That`s their whole friendship
actually he scuse me ok :3
Lol
no usually its the other way around
That`s
That's
@@mariahskylertackett5550 uwu
The Cannibals: lack the ability to swim, making Mark’s base basically impossible to reach, seeing as how it is surrounded by a river, and is the reason why their hard play through has seemed easy so far
Mark: *Let’s build a bridge!*
literally, i heard someone say that they had one of the best spots in the game, or at least one of the few spots that cannibals can’t get to, and they just casually ruin that 😂😂
@@dwaynebow fr
they can actually spawn on the top of that hill behind them, but they stay away from that area for some reason
@@narwhalz968They fear what lies beyond the cursed river.
@@tamplushboy8452 maybe, I was also replaying the game recently and actually had a couple of cannibals walking around the fertile lands, never seen that before
Mark: *Upset and faceless*
Bob: Did you destroy the WHOLE cabin???
Wade: EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKIN' WALL!!!
Bob & Wade: *Both laughing like hyenas*
I think we were all laughing along eith them too lmao
I don't know how these three managed to do it but all three of them have the most contagious laughs in the whole world.
Really loving how when everything goes wrong they all just start screaming “happy birthday!”
lol it’s their death scream/battle cry since they first constructed that “happy birthday” trap with the spikes outside their base’s door and I love it
I think they only say happy birthday when they plan to do something with the trap
Oh no, they’ve said it when the trap has almost killed them too (more than a few times) when they’re going back to the base in the dark and they forget the traps are there
Tis the happy birthday protocol. When all else fails resort to this and you're safe
Happy birthday bro...........
Cannibals: *Can’t cross the river*
Mark, Wade and Bob: “Let’s build a bridge!”
To be fair they did wonder about building a door wall or something on it
What a kind person Wade is letting the cannibals cross the river🥰
"oH yEah, itS BiG bRaIn tiMe"
@@michaelbillingham5580 Yep but as the above comment states, they can break down walls pretty damn quick if they're nearby
Worst part is the little section with bushes poking out of the water, they can cross with the log sled but cannibals cant cross LOL the bridge was waaaste
Mark: i havnt seen someone eat another human
Also Mark like 2 episodes ago: HEY STOP EATING YOUR FRIEND!
I see I’m not the only one who hasn’t watched this old series yet. Or your rewatching, I do that with his uno videos a lot.
@@mcpgaming410yep you aren’t alone
@@mcpgaming410 Yeah, I feel you.
dat wat i said
Mark and Wade also got themselves eaten by cannibals lol
2:23 I've NEVER heard Wade laugh so hard before. He just watched Mark destroy everything and die a little inside. 😂
I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard before on any of his videos, that gave me an ab work out!
Ive heard him laugh this hard one other time. It was either in the Heave-Ho videos or it was with the Pogostuck ones.
Wade always laughs like crazy at Mark's misery. Watch "Wade literally laughs as I drown" Barotrauma video.
Bob: “Look in your inventory, it’s called creepy armor *and you equip it”*
Wade: “Better equip _that”_
Mark: “I’m equipping it”
All: _terror_
Your profile picture is just reminding me of Unus Annus
@@fadeymhmd OCD Unus Annus
@@k4t844 choices are hard, so I did both kind of
Yeah, I remember my first time dealing with an armsie, the initial shock and on going disgust
Your profile picture actually looks really cool
Bob and Wade are having a good time and Mark is like: This game causes me nothing but pain.
@@ritawant988 Hey kid,want some coke.
@@FhkJuzfAhiaOk dont mind the fuckbot
@@Patchkinz Do YOU want some coke.
@@FhkJuzfAhiaOk can we talk about this privately somewhere else..?
But Mark is secretly a masochist, so he enjoys the pain XD
"I haven't seen them actually eating anyone"
PREVIOUSLY: **both Wade & Mark dead in a cave, their corpses being ravaged by cannibals**
1:03 Mark notices the wall
1:32 Wade says words
2:07 Mark's Epic Fail
6:01 Mark slips
8:19 Wade discovers water is wet
8:32 Mark destroys Wade's armor
10:12 Wade falls
11:04 Mark backs into fire
12:44 tree falls on Mark
13:11 Wade's chainsaw stops working; then Virginia shows up
14:13 Happy Birthday Protocol
16:42 someone in Wade's chat asks a question
17:27 urine and gold
18:24 it's almost Bob's birthday
18:40 "(Trees) fall in the direction that you cut."
20:10 Bob repeats the above to Mark ironically
20:38 Mark and Bob are chased across the river
21:48 "She's in the drink."
😂😂😂
underrated comment
19:00 Mark's bridge is destroyed
What the fuck!?🤣🤣 Thanks I guess LMFAO
Summery of this episode
Bob: *almost dies several times*
Mark: *accidentally destroys almost everything he built*
Wade: *laughs at everyone's misfortune*
I guess that's true, great summary
Yep
Pretty much
Isn't that how they act every time?
@@mepicmcmanperson1086 Your Name is Short
They lost over 200 logs in the span of minutes 😂
I felt so bad for both of them. 😂 Didn't stop me from dying of laughter, though.
Omg 🤣🤣
😂
I know the pain... At least it was at their own hands. The destruction of the city I've been trying to build for months usually comes at the hands of hackers.
*seconds 💀
1:50 Mark inspects the cabin problem and tries to fix it but makes it worse. 😂🤣
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@@bashirauwal5678 Die, Bot.
“WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH??”
Someone should make a compilation of all the times they break things throughout this series, in clouding everybody's face cam reaction the moment each break happens.
Dude i was thinking the exact same thing
"I dont remember seeing them eat other people"
You were literally eaten by them when you died in the cave
Botani Folf and when Mark fought the big one and yelled “Don’t eat your friend, fight me!”
Can tell who's binging the series-
@@grimkreeper598 shh dont call us out :(
There was also a person in that weird camp with an apple in its mouth like one of those pigs next to a fire thingy.
they're literally called cannibals.
“Have you ever licked a mountain before?”
- Mark
“There are many weird things I’ve licked.”
- wade
Well, that painted an image in my head that I'll never get out. XD
Are we just going to ignore the fact that he says "'cause that's what it SOUNDS like" after?
Mark- completely ignoring the last 3 scary games
He OBVIOUSLY meant that he licked a di- *a dinosaur*
@@eliv2587 a p- a parasaurolophus
Last episode: talking about cake and pie
The beginning of this episode: debating about soda
Mountain dew is radioactive oj
19:20 - Where'd your bridge go?
-I dropped a tree on it...
🤣
🤣
"It was almost my birthday"
I'll honestly never get over the happy birthday protocol
Happy birthday
Well you just got one from me
Happy Birthday!’
Happy borthday frim meh aftoer 7 hoyrs
noice
Bob's Laugh like "Heh...that was funny" While Wade's laugh is "unleashing my inner Hyena"
When
2:20 area
Reading this then watching it ,was the most hilarious thing ever
Ohh that 😂😂
You need to see Wade's POV. It is pretty hilarious.
Wade: “Jumper and jumper and succotash was not the right way to do this”
Mark: “Say that again?”
Wade: *”I won’t”*
In my head it's "jumperin' suckertach" and that just lives in my head now I guess
Yeah, that was what I heard too.
“I’ve never SEEN them eat another person.”
The respawn screen is literally them eating you, and they sometimes eat each other… I think it’s safe to say that they’re cannibals
“don’t worry, they can’t cross the bridge”
famous last words
yo
Lol
Gold!
Now imagine that but with pewdiepie
Apparently thats the worst choice ever
I get there's 6 legged monsters, but the only menace in that forest is Mark.
?
@@decimals1238 he destroys about everything he touches lol it's funny
@@lexsombersunrise thank you for the explaination I'm slow asf
Yeah, but Mark also gives the cannibals access to the fort with a bridge.
**flashbacks to Heehoo from Unus Annus**
Mark: Mocks Wade for not aiming his tree cutting.
Also Mark: Accidentally drops tree on new bridge.
2:30 The fact that the wall Mark was trying to break didn't break at all but the tower they made that required 100+ logs broke made me speechless
Early access in a nutshell
I like how they've barely explored any caves, have done basically nothing but build and kill the occasional group of cannibals, and still managed to piss them off enough for Virginia to come out of the caves. As someone who's played this game for years, I can't wait for them to find everything this island has to offer
Wait till they find an armsy.
Why is it named Virginia? 😭😂
@@prernag Spoiler
Cuz her name is virginia.
@@prernag Because it’s named Virginia
@@prernag They named it because itza swggg bdgsg ina. The shah ....
,,s,,a,a,a.
Swa
Mark in civilization: “Markiplier”
Mark in the wilderness: “HeeHoo”
To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! ❤️
yes
Man I miss HeeHoo
*Ugly crying*
Caveman mark
“Mark where did your bridge go”
Mark: ‘I dropped a tree on it’
I can’t stop laughing 😂
I wish they kept on this series, just building their fort. Something about them just doing that and talking about random stuff like on a podcast is so entertaining
Good news
Mark: If you’re not subscribed to distractingly then, Ima come find you
*Punches you*
I couldn’t imagine these three being in the forest in real life. It would basically be Heehoo, Bob and Wade
@Ì Àm Čhřïş ṖṖ 67 shut up
Heehoo will be the last one standing or he will take over as leader
If they where in a forest together all i could imagine is them screaming at eachother for hours on end.
@@marionettenyx8527 he's both. duh 😂
And occasionally the appearance of the gongoozler
Mark: *tries to break wall*
Cabin: And I took that personally
Bob: oooh, I can make a hole? Gazebo: Aight imma head out
Mark: whats this wall doing here? Cabin: Aight imma head out
2:07 I laughed as hard as Bob and Wade did. 🤣 Marks shocked face and their hysterical laughing is what did it for me 😆😆😆
To quote Unus: “Mark is the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met”
I watched the stream on twitch and it gets SO much worse
What is unus 🙃
I thought that was in the Among Us video
@@BadAzzid oh you poor sweet child. You missed out on a great thing known as Unus Annus. That is all I shall say
@@jadz.nerdytransfem I dunno, but I think the upside-down smile emoji he had showed he knew and was simply not acknowledging it since it has ceased to exist.
This episode is gonna be called: “A really long day for Mark.”
Drunk minecraft reference. I appreciate you.
Or Karmas Wrath
*GO TO MY LATEST VIDEO AND COMMENT "YFGA"*
_DO IT NOW!_
That entire stream was a long day for him xdd
@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ Begone Bot
I just love how Mark almost kills Wade within the first three minutes
Mark:”I haven’t seen someone in the act of consuming another person yet.”
Mark during the sinkhole episode: “Stop eating your friend and fight me!”
Here in the forest, we don’t say “I almost died!” We say “It was almost my birthday!”
I love your coment
@@aliceb5387 Aw thank you!
This is awesome
@@ameliea4699 wow was not expecting people to like this at all
it really was almost his birthday
Boys: Talking about boiling urine
Mark: silently having pee sauna flashbacks
That's strange. I don't seem to be able to find the video you are talking about!
(Joking, of course XD)
Bro wdym idk whst youre talking about you imagining somthing?
Momento mori, we couldnt stop the clock :(
@@bob-xy1bd Memento mori
@@leovk5779 yes
@@bob-xy1bd Memento mori friends
Watching them accidentally destroy the cabin they spent several episodes making was painful
Editing is a lot of time what makes videos hilarious, and Lixian proved it here.
Bro I can see the other coments name
Lixian wasn’t the main editor, nice job erasing them though
fun fact - Phosphorus was discovered when an alchemist boiled lion urine trying to make gold
I think he tried boiling his own urine, and not lion urine
The more you know
Yes je did produce phosphorus which is in terms of mass more expensive than gold but in order to make 100 g he would have to make a whole regiment pee in pots.
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_DO IT NOW!_
@@epicdude3 naw
Mark:
-Gets lost in Forest
-Builds fortress
-Hunts animals to near extinction
-Cuts down half the forest
-Fights cannibals
-Almost overthrows local mutant hierarchy
-Accidentally destroys own fortress
-Loses morale
-Reverts to HeeHoo
“Reverts to HeeHoo” is the best thing about this list. 😂😂😂
reverts to heehoo and almost overthrows local mutant hierarchy got me . thank you for this serotonin
This was actually the true origin of Hee Hoo. Ethan was just lying to us from the real truth
What is heehoo?
@@deviljho4260 He was a (feral) member of the one-year channel Unus Annus. Mark relapsed to a caveman-like version of himself while camping with Ethan of Crankgameplays. Fortunately, Mark returned to his former state of being after some time. Alas, the channel is long gone, though many of it’s stories and members live to tell of it’s greatness.
i got terrified when bob out of no where says "FLEE MARK" and not even a second later a cannibal runs up to him and growls 20:37
Mark: Ive never seen them eat a human.
Also Mark: Stop eating your friend!!
Also also Mark: THEY'RE EATING ME!!
Bob: "basting in the smell of boiling urine"
Mark: *flashbacks to pee sauna*
Hell yes, memento mori
Fun fact, thats how phosphorus was discovered
Momento Mori
@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ stfu
@@arthritis5357 tf dose she have to do with pee sauna
This is the hardest I've EVER heard Wade laugh.
Agreed, i nearly lost it when mark accidently destroyed the cabin XD
The silence into Wades's laugh honestly killed me
In his video, he literally watched it fall down and his face got SOOO red 😂
2:13
@@haileybertram5555 can you link it?
Mark has actually seen the cannibals eat another human
It was in the Sinkhole episode, and he responded to that with "Don't eat your friend, fight me!"
Fuck man, by 2:49 I've laughed the hardest I had ever laughed in so long-Like- physical tears and gut crunching laughter-
Mark: in shock about destroying the cabin on accident. Bob: “Mark, if you were upset about the gazebo you coulda just told me.”
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 Tell me where in the Bible it says you cannot play violent videogames, or watch violent videos. Tell me where it says online dating is bad.
They didn't believe him for a moment, xD
@@HudsonGTV he's almost in every video, don't mind the moron, keep walking
@@technoraver99 dude you make us christians look bad. Shut up.
"I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human.."
Literally last episode: "hey! Don't eat your friends"
2:12
Mark destroys everything but the wall
10:11
"See, I'm a genius"
"Yeah"
"WOAH"
Bob: "We're learning all the things today. Water wet. Log dangerous."
Wade: "Destroy house destroys house."
Recommended: “Marks Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day”.
There was a video like that
@@lexison7527 thats the joke.
@@kanalize5691 and that was my answer
@@lexison7527 I’m aware haha
I'm definitely having one of those
2:16 I love how Bob and Wade both start laughing even before they know what's happened.
The edit of the hyena over Bob's laugh syncs up so well tho
"I've never seen them actually eat people though"
THEY ATE YOUR DEAD BODY!!
THEY ATE THEIR DEAD FREINDS MID BATTLE
@@magstrid4295 thats literally what I did lmao
@@asmaaa1
on the wiki it says that sometimes the males will stop to mourn the females so i don’t actually think he was eating his friend. definitely still cannibals though.
@@bomes2084 oh o kay, it just looked like it was eating it but thank
@@asmaaa1
it’s okay because Mark definitely also though he was eating him
Mark: destroys cabin that required 100s of logs *very depressed noises*
Also mark: destroys small bridge *mental breakdown*
To be fair it was his sole creation. The cabin was something he built in collaboration with Bob so I guess... in a way he shared the pain/humor with Bob for the cabin being destroyed, but since the bridge was the one that he built by himself, he would have been devastated reasonably.
@@spencertang5155 allow me to laugh even harder
Yknow what’s even worse? I think they reloaded up to the point when Bob was putting up the couch and fireplace and other amenities. They didn’t even build a gazebo at that time or stairs going up to the cabin, they only had the rope to climb up.
I mean that first demolition built the keg bomb of mental breakdown and that bridge lit it...
@@spencertang5155 Kind of building off your point, the cabin was a pre-designed structure. Mark designed that bridge all by himself and couldn’t just take out the book to redo an identical one.
I love how Mark was more upset when it was Bob's cabin to begin with
BRO 20:35 I HAD A HEART ATTACK I SEEN THE MONSTER AND I HIT MY ELBOW ON THE WALL HOLY SHIT
Same
Same
"I haven't seen them actually eating anyone"
They've literally eaten all of you at one point or another lmao
Or that time Mark killed one of them and instantly another one came in and started eating their friend which Mark yelled at them for doing.
There to
That's what I was thinking, maybe it was a long space in between so they don't remember, the way they talk about the save file KINDA implies it but thats just a guess ofc
Yea they literally eat u whet u die
@@wisewolftony "don't eat your friend! Fight me!"
Most people when scared: “I just sh*t myself!!!”
Bob when scared: “I almost sh*t out some organs.”
Bob is a sea cucumber confirmed
I almost inhaled
nose sugar.
Wade's reaction to the creepy armor will forever be my ringtone
Every time I need a good laugh, I always come back to this episode and watch Mark destroy that damn cabin 🤣😭
Bob: "Did you destroy the whole cabin"
Wade: "everything except for that fucking wall"
That oh-so-rare moment when Wade finally gets to snap back at Bob and Mark ...
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To be fair, it wasn't actually the wall; it was the door from the other side.
@@AxxLAfriku do us a favor, shut up
I cannot stop laughing whenever Bob says "OH IT WAS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY"
Happy birthday😂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I'm sadly just picturing Bob stumbling into a bear trap and Mark and Wade jump out and scream "Happy Birthday!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
18:24
17:01 and thus started the awful saga of sled vs. river
20:54 i literally didn't realize this was a horror game until you said it was
I was hoping this series came back and i will bet big money that it won't let me down.
the funny thing for me is that I was thinking about this series last night while wondering if it was coming back or not
To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! ❤️
yeah i remember reading a comment on the last the forest episode hoping that this day would come
@@carpet5514 lol me too
Ahreef
I couldn't stop laughing cuz of Wade's laugh 😭 Specially when he said "EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKEN WALLLL"
My throat and lungs hurt from how hard I was laughing
1st off, OMG I love your videos!
2nd, same everything but the wall being destroyed sent me into a fucking 5 minute laughing fit
AHAHAHHA same here.... I was repeating it for 100x
Same same 🤣🙏
I love reaction of Mark destroyed the cabin and not the wall
bob: "Why am I the only one who's got any braincells in this operation?"
Me: You wanna remember the Gazebo Incident?
wade's maniacal laugh when he discovers that mark broke everything but the wall is why i keep rewatching this series
Mark: *tries removing a wall*
The cabin: aight, imma head out
To everyone that'll read this: you're cool and adorable stay safe! 😂
The cabin: Peace✌
not funny
every video ever-
Mark: “Say that again?”
Wade: *”i wont”*
?
When somebody writes the same comment as you, later than you, AND formatted it worse than you and gets 12x the likes :D
*S a c k A t t a c h !*
rewatching this after past the announcements and the podcast episodes about Bob's newborn son, James, make him roasting Timmy here all the more funny LMAO
Bob and wade were laughing so hard when Mark accidently destroyed the cabin, and I was sitting with the same expression as mark.
Mark: "does this hurt?"
**jams chainsaw into Wade's gut**
"no I dont think it does"
Leatherface: CAN I TRY??
Mark: *jams chainsaw into Wade's gut*
Mark: "Are you close?!"
Wade losing his shit laughing is the best thing ever to hear.
I agree
Yes! I lost it too. I laughed so hard and loud I probably woke my neighbors. It's 3.30 am
I laughed so hard that my chest is hurting and I'm weezing 😂🤣
I've RARELY laughed as hard as I did when the cabin came down. Great TH-cam Gods, that was HILARIOUS.
I love how Mark just got done ridiculing Wade for having complete control over how the trees fall, and then he cuts a tree down on his bridge and destroys it🤣🤣🤣
Mark Bob and Wade: Are they cannibals?
Literally two episodes ago: Oh god they're eating my face!
Last episode: Hey, don't eat your friend!
I know right? I was just thinking the same things
Not everyone is blessed with a normal memory apparently
Mark also literally saw a big cannibal eating another and said stop eating your friend.😅🤔
That's exactly what I was thinking😂
13:22
"We did really good, building our base over here where the cannibals can't reach us"
*proceed to build a bridge and let all the cannibals cross*
2:05 Saddest moment in this series.....
Mark: "I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human"
Also Mark: *Getting eaten after dying in an older episode.*
"We should get together and do some videos about boiling urine."
.. P.. p.. pee sauna...
Unnus annus
Unnus annus
Memento Mori
Rip
You dare to speak the devils name?
Pissy bone broth
"It was almost my birthday" got me good.
Dude I just stumbled onto this after finishing Raft. I usually hate scary games but they're so hilarious that I don't care
Bro that name can create so many jokes
Yeah that got me good
It's actually almost my birthday, It's June 9!!
@@messyalien5164 It's June 9th, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I literally come back just for Wade's laugh xD
I have never heard him laugh so hard.
This banter was the birth of distractible, WHICH YOU SHOULD GO WATCH, for me.
“What’s life without a little danger?”
But not because I’m a masochist
I'm just testing how far my body can go
@@anattemptwasmade hahahahaha
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 bruh what?
@@sabermachine3296 pls stop emposing your beliefs on everyone, no one will folow what you are saying because your demonizing normal behaviour.
When they’re stuck in the “treehouse”, I was immediately reminded of drake and josh, when Drake forgets to saw out the door and they’re locked inside the treehouse.
LOL My mind didn't go to this first, but now that you point it out I totally see it!
Man, that was a great show!
I literally rewatched that scene an hour before watching this
"Mark, where's the door hole?"
That was my favorite episode..when Josh say where the door ..and drake like here and it was just a drawing of a door 🤣
Mark: "I haven't seen someone in the act of eating another human"
Flashbacks to "Stop eating your friend and fight me!"
When Mark destroyed the cabin I nearly died I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard 😂
“You’ve ever licked a mountain? That’s what it sounds like.” Mark...
Hold your horses now...
you beat me to it
Somethings wrong, i can feel it.
Yay 1000th like
I've never licked a mountain, but I have drunk Canada Dry. The Mounties weren't too happy with me.
Markiplier: Master craftsman
Bob: Brain cells
Wade: Is wet
Hotel:travigo
wade: is aqua
@@mepicmcmanperson1086 dead meme from 2019 xd
Maybe Wade is wet because he wades through the water :P
@@leozerbe9513 ohhhhhhh
Mark: I haven't seen someone "in the act" eating another human.
Mark... they literally ate you in the caves, and when you were fighting them near the sinkhole, you killed a woman and one of the dudes straight up just came over and started eating her...
That was quite an action sequence in the end, the music and the guy’s panicking made it pretty good
Mark & Co. in a nutshell:
Wade: [goofs]
Mark: "Haha, big stupid!"
[goofs]
*_"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"_*
Bob: "I'm surrounded by big stupid."
Jack enters chat: Ha! Ha! Smol brain!!
@꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ Lobster does not go with cherries 😑