I’m from the UK and when I visited Texas the people were warm, welcoming and all around lovely. I’ve personally never seen a state so patriotic. It’s was beautiful. And the food.......🤤🤤
Shit I ain't even moved to 🇺🇸 yet and I already feel so much fucking love for Texas, if Mexicans try and take it "back", i'd fucking waving my "come and take it" flag and fight on Texas side no doubt P.S. I was born in Mexico 😂
OMFG Buc-ees is a beatiful, bright oasis in the vast, empty desert that is the crossing of Texas on I-10. If you have never visited, you must go. And plan on being there a while :)
@@philiporrell2936 "fleeing"? Some are relocating to Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, and yes, Texas. But there is no obsession with Texas among Californians
Ish I live in California and no one is obsessed with California. In fact, people are fleeing this state and moving to Texas or Idaho. People in Texas only care about liberal Californians moving to Texas for a better life, but then vote for liberals.
My wife is from California , after having a Texas man she said it changed her life. Now she has boots and shorts everywhere we go. She cooks the best Mexican food now. Expects our boys to open doors for ladies. Our girls and boys go with daddy to the range. Everyone in the family uses words like yes sir, no ma’am, please and thank you to each other. Whataburger is once a week, bbq twice a week. And she said neighbors look out for each other.
@@EduardoLopez-nl5yb orale!! thank my man, yeah it’s pretty good in these parts. Hope all is well for you as well. Being in Texas is simplistic living. Love it
Amen!! One of the closest examples of modern day Spartans (smaller scale). Seriously, think about it. They made Santa Ana pause allowing more time for Houston to gather his forces.
He talks about BBQ but forgot about our Mexican food. I got into with a girl from New Mexico saying their Mex food was better than ours. Smdh. They make their menudo white. 🤮
@@michelleweeks6735 Texans are extremely patriotic. It's just that in a contest of what they love more, Texas comes first. It's been that way since 1836. When the Alamo and Goliad boys died, Remember the Alamo and Remember Goliad became rallying cries throughout the "state." Folks took the Alamo sacrifice and the Goliad massacre to heart. Houston ordered the destruction of the Alamo, but Bowie decided to buy Houston time. Then Travis showed up and then Crockett.189 brave men stood off over 5,000 soldiers just to buy Houston more time to gather allies and fighters. They were the Spartans at Thermopylae and they are icons to us. The pride that that instills cannot be easily explained, because it's not just mentioned in a history book and then forgotten. It's everywhere you look in Texas. Every true Texan home has Texas flags on mugs, shirts, caps, towels, decals on cars, trucks, a Texas shaped clock or cookie tray or ash tray or cake pan. The cities and streets bear the names of those heroes. We have a legacy that we feel deep inside, a burning desire to win to overcome the odds against us, a never say die attitude mixed with an unhealthy dose of bring it on. When Xerxes demanded the Spartans lay down their weapons, Leonidas replied with "Come get!" When Santa Ana demanded the Alamo defenders surrender, they answered with a cannon blast at him. Texans have a very strong response to being ordered to back down. The phrase, "Or what?" comes to mind. Every time a true Texan righteously stands his ground and refuses to back up even an inch, makes him feel that much closer to being worthy of the sacrifice made by the men at the Alamo. They didn't back down and so we can't either (as long as we're in the right. I'm not talking about drunks and trouble seekers/bullies) You can push some people, you can't push a Texan, it's hard on your health.
Texas. The best country in the world. (The fact that so many people can't sense satire is depressing) Its funny because we were our own country first and its a running joke down here that nothing really changed and we still are. Yeesh...
@@dontneedtoknow5836 Lol. Nahh dude, a true Texan knows that Texas always comes before family. Hell, Texas is family so by defending Texas you are defending family. Lol.
Foreigners: where you from? Me: Texas Foreigner: I mean what country? Me: Texas Foreigner: I mean what part of the world you from? Me: for the last time TEXAS!!!!!
@@tanguman2 There was a joke I read in Reader's Digest..."Life in the United States" that I need to share with you. It fits this scenario perfectly! Here is the way I remember the story- "...A gentleman (from Texas) and his wife went to Brazil to teach literature for a year at a local University(I believe he was from A&M, but not sure). A student from the University came to meet them at the airport. He was there to take them to their new home in the downtown area of Brazil. As the student pulled the car into the driveway of the house that the couple would be staying in ...they noticed a message. The words: "Yankee, Go Home!" had been spray painted in large letters across the garage door. The college student was embarrassed, and profusely apologized for the hateful message. The Texan (with a kind smile) patted the student's shoulder and said: "Please don't worry about it another minute, son. We don't much like em' where we come from either."
I live in Georgia now. I got a job on the spot in an interview the other day because the manager was another Texan. Being from Texas is like instant networking. We're everywhere.
Interesting 5 things Texans don't mess around about....and no mention of firearms...i mean we fought a country because they tried to take a small cannon. We gave em the finger and ran up a flag that said "Come and Take It"..
💜💯When I left Texas for a job on the northslope of Alaska. When I was picked up at the airport the guy asked me. Do you know what we call Texans up here? I said no what? He said , Boss :)
I've been thinking about it for years, but I'm an Appalachia boy and I dunno if I could ever give up my mountains. I got family down there, visited a few times. I like the people and what y'all do with cows and smoke. But I drove way too long in a straight line without seeing nary a hill. Think I'll just keep visiting and giving y'all my vacation money.
Have to correct myself now. It finally came out that the CEO of Bluebell and other executives KNEW there was a contagion and covered it up, so it wouldn't hurt sales. Nope, can't trust Blue Bell, ever again.
There was a national taste test of regional ice cream brands. To keep things fair, only the vanilla flavor of each brand was tested. The results were obvious. WINNER, Blue Bell Vanilla Bean
I'M A 55 YEAR OLD TEXAS MAN and ain't to PROUD to say THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE FROM TENNESSEE FOR RUNNING to the ALAMO... WE WILL NEVER FORGET 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
My husband and I traveled the world. We never filled out our nationality on visa applications as anything other than Texan. We were NEVER questioned or "corrected" at customs. Was told by a woman in Syria that other people from the US said that they were from America, but all Texans just stated the obvious.
@@lauriivey7801 Yep those foreigners know stuff outside themselves. Unfortunately it doesn't work the other way around as much. Hence the eternally embarrassing "Paris, (followed by) France"!!! :D
I'm from Georgia and my husband is from Texas. Let's just say there are many restaurant that have been "banned" in our home due to " they can't cook a steak" and " their bbq is horrible!" So we do a lot of grilling at home! Lol
As it should be.... a nice stack of hickory, a nice stack of applewood & of course, a nice stack of mesquite. Now THATS good bbq. Get that propane bs outta here!
J Mit We have barbecues. We barbecue hamburger patties, steaks, brisket, sausage, pork, corn on the cob, etc.. When mentioning barbecue in Texas, it’s a GIVEN it’s either on a pit OR on a grill over open flames using charcoal briquettes, and wet wood chips for the smoking factor and the red ring around the meat, just under the “bark” of briskets, ribs, pork tenderloins, etc.. A cook out is a general term and can include cooking with propane. Any self respecting Texan knows that. Restaurants use pits, as most people can’t afford one in their backyard. Restaurants also use rotisserie’s. That’s just flame and wood. You’re splitting hairs that have already been split.
As a Texan. I can confirm. Oh, and 6, guns. Seriously, do not question about the endless laws in Texas that consists of guns. You would encounter so many gun experts and enthusiasts, you will not be murdered by bullets, you will be murdered by calm soothing soft spoken voices of facts. That is not a joke, I'm one of those enthusiasts.
Yeah, and the El Paso shooter called bullshit on you, shot up your citizens and not one person in the Walmart was legally armed. Texans are full of shit.
@@kevinl5017 Considering that only about 5% of Texans have a License to Carry (though that percentage may have ticked up this year), and that El Paso is largely liberal (think Beto), I'm inclined to think that no one at that Walmart was carrying that day. In fact, there was even a news article about a woman who escaped the shooting, who had an LTC but left her gun at home. The idea of someone carrying and NOT acting, choosing to run instead, definitely seems UN-Texan to me.
It’s even better when you go overseas and say that you’re from Texas. Everyone is kinda meh around Americans, but EVERYONE knows and loves Texans. When I got stationed in Japan and met the Japanese and told them I was from Texas, their eyes absolutely LIT UP. It also helps that my grandparents are actual cowboys.
Absolutely brilliant! 👍🏻🎅👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Growing up, the saying was, "The top three denominations in Texas are: Baptist, Methodist (now, Catholic), and High School Football"!
Go to any bar/pub in Europe. Wait until the evening is in full swing. Yell out loud "The stars at night are big and bright." The entire crowd will stomp their feet or clap their hands and sing the next line. Saw it in Amsterdam. Saw it in Frankfurt. Saw it in Berlin. Saw it in the Bavarian Alps. Its amazing.
@@cspence5400 Lol no no no. Austin is the California of Texas...stupid college kids set free and yuppies and hippies...no. I'd pick the west end over Austin every day 😋 whatever the case, at least it's not Oklahoma 🤦😂
My friend, you are so funny! It is a great thing to be a comedian who DOES NOT have to resort to cussing to get a laugh from his audience. May your channel and family prosper. Best wishes from a Native Texan.
We also don’t want no Washington politicians telling us how to live. I suspected people from Florida will agree with that! Texas is a whole other country. The Republic of Texas.
Stop with the don't mess with bullshit, you Texans always talk big shit about everyone has a gun... apparently not in El Paso. lmfao, not one law abiding citizen had a gun in the Walmart and a mass shooter messed with Texas like a red headed stepchild.
You thought “Don’t mess with Texas” was just a commercial slogan? NO NO NO! That applies to your WHOLE life now. You have the Yakuza, the Mafia, the Cartel, and then the Texas. There’s no escape. You in for LIFE! Any kids you have, IN FOR LIFE! Any stranger in you just decided to say hello to because you was feeling polite that day, IN FOR LIFE!
The El Paso shooter messed with Texas, where's all the big talkers and the "everyone in Texas is armed" shit talkers? One legally armed Texan could have saved a few lives. So I guess Texans do joke about some things.
TheRoadhammer379 a legally armed Texan wouldn’t have been in that store!! It’s a gun free zone, so illegal to carry firearms into that particular store!! You need to grow tf up and learn some respect!!!!
Of course there’s always the one person that simply cannot enjoy comedy. 🤷🏾♂️ To mention something so controversial just for attention though? On a comedic TH-cam video at that. SMH You gots to do better.
When it comes to pronouncing Whataburger, you can easily determine if a person is a real Texan or not. We call it Water-burger & don't hear a problem with that!!
Omg that is so true when some one says What-A-Burger I ask what state they lived in before they moved to Texas I always called it water-burger and I always will
Had my Army Medic training in San Antonio. When you drive in Texas and come up behind another car, they will pull over on the shoulder, wave at you to pass. Have NEVER see this anywhere else. As far as San Antonio, if you ever go there, visit the "River Walk" It's fantastic. There are two states that I really miss and have lived in both. One is Colorado and the other, of course, is Texas!
" 'even chickens have ribs in Texas !! " we never laughed so hard we were told to go outdoors bro !! Your body might be in Fla. but your Heart is in Texas now my friend !! we might debate with each other here in Texas , but at a drop of a hat " We Stand United " . Texas Pride , our kids are born with it !! Much Luv from TEXAS , to you and family !!
Texan folk should definitely come to Australia, although I think we might bounce off each other a little too much and stuff may break after a couple drinkies 😂
Josh mine buddy was stationed in Europe . He married a woman from Spain. When they had there first child he made sure that her newborn feet touch Texas dirt first .He snuck in a baggy of hill country soil in the hospital . He and his wife and children were all baptize in the Frio river !! TEXAS pride! Oh by the way TACOS ARE TACOS not burritos! U never ask for a breakfast burrito in TEXAS ITS A BREAKFAST TACOS
Except the body count in El Paso, guess y'all were joking when y'all claimed "everyone in Texas has a gun", apparently not in El Paso, lol. One law abiding citizen could have saved lives in the Walmart but no one was armed.
TheRoadhammer379 it was a gun free zone for one and not everyone wants to get involved in a gunfight when they are out shopping with their families genius. You would run like a bitch I’m sure of it. Quit going to every thread and posting the same lame shit.
We love our Texas! We could move anywhere in the country and after a great deal of research we moved to Texas. My family moved from Germany to Minnesota in the 1870’s and then 4 years ago we moved to the greatest state.....Texas! All hard working Patriots are welcome! Texan by the Grace of God!
Once when my wife and I were in a French Riviera restaurant the waiter asked us if we were from the United States. We said we were from Texas. The waiter said "That's better!". We received great service.
😂 when I was a kid I had trouble understanding county's. I was like 🤷🏼♀️Texas. My mom was 👩🏼🏫 gave up. Yes, baby, Texas. I distinctly remember being proud that I was "right". 😂
@@hotandsoursoup2664 lol oh ok. I won't say a word lol we have a couple places here that everyone likes but I don't care for them either. Thanks for letting me know i was very curious what it could be.
The pride in my state of my state IS VERY REAL !!!! When your state became a state it was just land... When MY state became a state IT WAS ANOTHER COUNTRY !!!!!!!!
Half of my city is on the other-side of the rio grande and everything you said is still true. I mean what other state has hotels selling waffles the shape of that state.
From a native Texan & native Houstonian, you are exactly right because it is a state of mind and we do not play. I worked with someone who kept telling me how great Chicago was and I told him as far as I knew the roads back to Chi' town were still open and did he need any gas money. God Bless Texas
On the 9th day, Texans liked to boast that "everyone carries a gun" and on the 10th day, a lunatic in El Paso proved y'all were full of shit. One single law abiding citizen could have saved lives in the Walmart but apparently y'all were joking about everyone being armed, 🤦♂️
You're amazing. Everyone has an opinion, when I saw both of yesterdays I was dying of laughter. You keep doing what you're doing. Know even when you make errors on HS football we still have your six.
When I took a trip to England I was asked where I'm from. I said "Texas". I was then informed that when Americans travel they usually say they are from America or the United States, but only folks from Texas say they are from Texas. I had no idea lol. Now I do.
My aunt from California came to visit me and one of the first things she said to me was, (they sure dont let you forget you are in Texas). She said everything you see and hear has Texas in it.🤣😂🤣
Ya so I was talking to these group of girls from California one time and we got in a debate about food and one of them said don’t mess with her she is black and from Texas a double threat and I was like you damn right.😂😂
Hopefully folks from California moving to Texas don't mess our state's government up like they did with cslifornia. We don't need to be paying for heroin addicts to get clean needles. Just get them help. Use your head folks.
I moved to Texas from Pennsylvania almost 9 years ago. It seems that a lot of Pennsylvanians moved here, and fit in quite well! Someone came up with a cute little quip: "Just a Pennsylvania girl living in a Texas world." We all have a lot of similar values, too!
Now your learning...... and you can still play. P.S. im glad u know how serious HS football is around here. A lesson well learned im sure. Much love from Texas.
Texans are fascinated by how people from outside the state see us. I had the biggest grin on my face watching this video because it's 100% accurate. Josh Pray 'gets' Texas and Texans. Hats off to you, sir!
I was in Mexico speaking spanish and a japanese tourist came up to me and said, your from Texas. I said yes, he said I could listen to you all day. He spoke perfect english.
Josh....Sending out some love to you brother. I have a Greek last name and I wasn't born in Texas. But...I got here as fast as I could. Keep up the good work and God bless! Now I got to go to Whataburger!
HELL YEAH! TEXAS IN THE HOUSE!!👍👍👍 It's a Whole other ballgame in the Lone Star, it was even it's OWN Country at one point! 😉 Great video brother!👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Texas, all day. I moved to Michigan years ago but I always rep the Lone Star. I even got a big ass Texas decal/sticker on the back window of my truck with a few other smaller Texas themed decals. 💪
Lone Star State born and raised!!! I moved to Cali for a few years and everytime I met someone & told them I was from Texas they looked at me like this guy is Legend!!
I moved to Texas 19 years ago and you are so right! I'm originally from Indiana, lived six and half years in Colorado, and Texas hands down is the best! The people are straight with ya and don't put up with shit. Love em'!!! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS sir!
I’m from the UK and when I visited Texas the people were warm, welcoming and all around lovely. I’ve personally never seen a state so patriotic. It’s was beautiful.
And the food.......🤤🤤
Your welcome back anytime and we've got the pit going
Glad you had a good time... come on back now, y’hear?
Absolutely. :)
A gent like you is welcome back anytime!
Mike D I’m a lady lol but thank you anyway 😘.
I get a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when people mention my state. This Texas pride is real.
Lolipop but Pancakes.
Aswuz Before, I’m a transplant from Missouri, but I still feel like...”DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!”. Oh yes, it’s real.
Shit I ain't even moved to 🇺🇸 yet and I already feel so much fucking love for Texas, if Mexicans try and take it "back", i'd fucking waving my "come and take it" flag and fight on Texas side no doubt
P.S. I was born in Mexico 😂
The Cowboys suck
Me 2 Brother! Can I get a COWBOYS!!!!
#6 Buc-ee’s 😂 if you from Texas you know. And if you’re not, imagine a gas station the size of a Walmart with 150 gas pumps
That's the sweetest beaver I ever did see
and no 18 wheelers
Efrain G their kolaches are on point, I prefer the pepper jack cheese an sausage... but the Ruben with extra extra bacon 😋☺️😲🤤🤤🤤❤️💙
Love buc-ees they have shopping carts it's so big
OMFG Buc-ees is a beatiful, bright oasis in the vast, empty desert that is the crossing of Texas on I-10. If you have never visited, you must go. And plan on being there a while :)
Texas pride, all are welcome, but don’t California my Texas!
Haha you guys are obsessed with California. People on California can care less about Texas 😂
Agreed!
@@ish7957 with the exception of people from California fleeing the state to live in Texas...
@@philiporrell2936 "fleeing"? Some are relocating to Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, and yes, Texas. But there is no obsession with Texas among Californians
Ish
I live in California and no one is obsessed with California. In fact, people are fleeing this state and moving to Texas or Idaho. People in Texas only care about liberal Californians moving to Texas for a better life, but then vote for liberals.
My wife is from California , after having a Texas man she said it changed her life. Now she has boots and shorts everywhere we go. She cooks the best Mexican food now. Expects our boys to open doors for ladies. Our girls and boys go with daddy to the range. Everyone in the family uses words like yes sir, no ma’am, please and thank you to each other. Whataburger is once a week, bbq twice a week. And she said neighbors look out for each other.
Now thats Texan.
Hell yeah man .you are living the dream
@@EduardoLopez-nl5yb orale!! thank my man, yeah it’s pretty good in these parts. Hope all is well for you as well. Being in Texas is simplistic living. Love it
Yessir
Im married to a black woman and she loves the life we be living by the beautiful beach
"Chicken dont even have ribs"
"They do in Texas"
Lmao
Mosquitos down here have ribs.
Shockingly True.
Chickens here gots; ribs, a pick up, Cowboy hat, boots, and a .45 Colt.
You left out the Alamo. Never joke about the Alamo. Never.
Preach
AMEN, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Remember the Alamo!
210 San Antonio, TEXAS!!! I love being Texan. The only name I would ever tattoo on me.
Amen!! One of the closest examples of modern day Spartans (smaller scale). Seriously, think about it. They made Santa Ana pause allowing more time for Houston to gather his forces.
Lol truth!!!! When you Texan you aren't even a race you are just Texan!!!!!
Amen to that
AMEN
Texas is a state, country and race.
Yup
when you hit Tuscany on vacation and they ask you where you are from... the answer is always "Texas"
I'm a Hispanic born and raised in Texas down here this is how we say it.
My blood is from Mexico but my bones are from Texas.
Tejano Pride
ANOTHER TEJANO YAY IM ALSO ONE AS U CAN SEE BY MG LAST NAME IT IS A VERY COMMON HISPANIC NAME(mostly in Mexico)
Texmex. Salena. Whataburger
You a Texan
He talks about BBQ but forgot about our Mexican food. I got into with a girl from New Mexico saying their Mex food was better than ours. Smdh. They make their menudo white. 🤮
@@jessemartinez9461 waterburger...
Texas History is taught in school before US History FACTS 🤘🏽🤘🏽
I started learning Texas History in the second grade. First lesson, mandatory trip to the Alamo! Only 162 miles each way 🙂
I raised three kids and went to the Alamo all three field trips and loved it every single time!
LOL. That’s actually true! 😂
Yup! 4th/7th grade Texas as opposed to 5th/8th grade US
🤘🤘🤘
When I travel people ask me "where you from?" I answer Texas. "Oh you're American." No. I am Texan.
Texan, american... i dont see the difference.
If you were from Texas you would.
@@cptngroovy4438 so texans arent patriotic? I've heard otherwise.
@@michelleweeks6735 Texans are extremely patriotic. It's just that in a contest of what they love more, Texas comes first. It's been that way since 1836. When the Alamo and Goliad boys died, Remember the Alamo and Remember Goliad became rallying cries throughout the "state." Folks took the Alamo sacrifice and the Goliad massacre to heart. Houston ordered the destruction of the Alamo, but Bowie decided to buy Houston time. Then Travis showed up and then Crockett.189 brave men stood off over 5,000 soldiers just to buy Houston more time to gather allies and fighters. They were the Spartans at Thermopylae and they are icons to us. The pride that that instills cannot be easily explained, because it's not just mentioned in a history book and then forgotten. It's everywhere you look in Texas. Every true Texan home has Texas flags on mugs, shirts, caps, towels, decals on cars, trucks, a Texas shaped clock or cookie tray or ash tray or cake pan. The cities and streets bear the names of those heroes. We have a legacy that we feel deep inside, a burning desire to win to overcome the odds against us, a never say die attitude mixed with an unhealthy dose of bring it on. When Xerxes demanded the Spartans lay down their weapons, Leonidas replied with "Come get!" When Santa Ana demanded the Alamo defenders surrender, they answered with a cannon blast at him. Texans have a very strong response to being ordered to back down. The phrase, "Or what?" comes to mind. Every time a true Texan righteously stands his ground and refuses to back up even an inch, makes him feel that much closer to being worthy of the sacrifice made by the men at the Alamo. They didn't back down and so we can't either (as long as we're in the right. I'm not talking about drunks and trouble seekers/bullies) You can push some people, you can't push a Texan, it's hard on your health.
@@Falcun21 way too much info, dude. No one cares.
We bring Texas with us, everywhere we go.
Is that what that smell is?
@@Jumpbackmunkeycrack No, that's your upper lip. Have a blessed day.
Yessir
Can confirm. I live in Tennessee right now, but in my house, it's Texas as hell.
Exactly and if you run into another Texan outside of Texas you immediately become friends.
Texas. The best country in the world. (The fact that so many people can't sense satire is depressing) Its funny because we were our own country first and its a running joke down here that nothing really changed and we still are. Yeesh...
Best comment I've read, period.
You mean Mexico
Where the football sux and the women are easy
@@Jumpbackmunkeycrack lol
Robert Hilton and the stds are rampant
C’mon, man. It ain’t “What-a-Burger.” It’s “Water Burger.” Anyone from Texas knows this. 😂
That's how it comes out of our mouths when we say it, Water Burger.
True.. I had to think about it though
Truth
Hell yeah brother! What-A-Burger ain't fast enough, it's Water Burger
How dare you share our secret lingo. Now we can't laugh at foreigners when they come to our country of TEXAS at our waterburgers. Lol. 👍
Texan first.
Defend God, your family, Texas, then country.
Nuh uh. That's wrong. It should be God, Texas, family, then country.
@@myfairytalelife3 only in cases where protecting Texas is protecting your family.
@@dontneedtoknow5836 Lol. Nahh dude, a true Texan knows that Texas always comes before family. Hell, Texas is family so by defending Texas you are defending family. Lol.
@@myfairytalelife3 why is that? Because you are a Texan first.
@@dontneedtoknow5836 Everybody knows you don't mess with Texas. Like, that's literally the motto of Texas. Lol.
US Citizen by birth, Texan by the grace of God! Bout sums up most Texans.
AMEN
Amen indeed
And the corollary: I wasn't born in TEXAS but I got here as fast as I could.
Faith Adams That one is me.
That's right!
This is the whole truth and nothing put the truth😂😂😂 "I'm not black I'm Texas"😂😂😂
Foreigners: where you from?
Me: Texas
Foreigner: I mean what country?
Me: Texas
Foreigner: I mean what part of the world you from?
Me: for the last time TEXAS!!!!!
MsAshley Baby god damn right baby girl!!!
MsAshley Baby
And attractive. Typical Texas Lady!
@@tanguman2 There was a joke I read in Reader's Digest..."Life in the United States" that I need to share with you. It fits this scenario perfectly!
Here is the way I remember the story-
"...A gentleman (from Texas) and his wife went to Brazil to teach literature for a year at a local University(I believe he was from A&M, but not sure). A student from the University came to meet them at the airport. He was there to take them to their new home in the downtown area of Brazil.
As the student pulled the car into the driveway of the house that the couple would be staying in ...they noticed a message.
The words: "Yankee, Go Home!" had been spray painted in large letters across the garage door.
The college student was embarrassed, and profusely apologized for the hateful message.
The Texan (with a kind smile) patted the student's shoulder and said: "Please don't worry about it another minute, son. We don't much like em' where we come from either."
@@pegleg09able that's what we tell people from liberal states who move here try to change us to san Francisco
I live in Georgia now. I got a job on the spot in an interview the other day because the manager was another Texan. Being from Texas is like instant networking. We're everywhere.
Damn straight.
Being an Aggie is the same way. We look out for each other. Whoop '20!
Ropin goats?
I moved to georgia from Texas too
@@hotandsoursoup2664 C/O 15 here. Gig em
He is so spot on about the women. No matter their ethnicity-They are FROM TEXAS!!
Interesting 5 things Texans don't mess around about....and no mention of firearms...i mean we fought a country because they tried to take a small cannon. We gave em the finger and ran up a flag that said "Come and Take It"..
More people need to know about the Gonzales Flag.
Texas even has a small town named Cut and Shoot
like I just posted that falls with are Texas pride.
@@dragonmist6699 don't forget gun barrel city, tx
Umm they did take it and Texas had go cry to the USA for help, just history dont be upset just facts.
"Texas born and Texas bred, when I die, I'll be Texan dead!"
I WILL DIE IN THE STATE OF TEXAS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💜💯When I left Texas for a job on the northslope of Alaska. When I was picked up at the airport the guy asked me.
Do you know what we call Texans up here? I said no what? He said , Boss :)
Love it!
We have an expression in Texas for those not born here. “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could”.
That's me. Been here since 1976 except for the one year I was in NM 1982 to 1983.
Except forCalifornians, they can go back to socialist state, we dont want those ideals here.
@@tanguman2 yea bringing that valley talk over here
I've been thinking about it for years, but I'm an Appalachia boy and I dunno if I could ever give up my mountains. I got family down there, visited a few times. I like the people and what y'all do with cows and smoke. But I drove way too long in a straight line without seeing nary a hill. Think I'll just keep visiting and giving y'all my vacation money.
There is a rule about coming to Texas. After 10 years and loosing your other state ascent you are considered a Texas transplant.
God was seen walking in Texas and was asked, what are you doing here? And God said, just working from home.
Lol, love that.
That is the best comment I have ever seen on any video on TH-cam. God Bless!!!
@@mclotfelter5664 you are to kind and may all of God’s blessing and tender mercies be with you.
@@TheSliverleaf thank you so much for that. And may the Lord bless you always
Love it
You forgot one, don't never say Alaska is bigger, because it ain't, ice don't count.
Actually, Alaska is bigger with or without ice. But I understand it’s a saying 😄.
Lol
I am an Alaskan, and I can say this is an accurate statement. lol
Had a friend move to Texas from Mississippi. He said when he crossed into Texas and saw "Don't Mess With Texas" he almost went back to Mississippi.
I'm moved to Texas from Mississippi too. When I saw the same sign I knew I was t home
It just means don't litter that's all.
Bluebell Ice Cream. Bluebell is the best ice cream in the country because the cows think Brenham is heaven.
I'd put Braums up against the Bell both are high quality ice cream
@@snafukilljoy204 Braums is ok, but they are an Oklahoma chain. Bluebell is ours!
Brenham IS part of Heaven!
Have to correct myself now. It finally came out that the CEO of Bluebell and other executives KNEW there was a contagion and covered it up, so it wouldn't hurt sales. Nope, can't trust Blue Bell, ever again.
There was a national taste test of regional ice cream brands. To keep things fair, only the vanilla flavor of each brand was tested. The results were obvious.
WINNER,
Blue Bell Vanilla Bean
"Chicken got 'Ribs' in Texas!" I'm done. I can die happy now.
I'M A 55 YEAR OLD TEXAS MAN and ain't to PROUD to say THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE FROM TENNESSEE FOR RUNNING to the ALAMO... WE WILL NEVER FORGET 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Yes! Thank you!! Tennessee!
None truer brother the volunteer state god blessum!
T for Texas, T for Tennessee. Thank you Tennessee.
Thanks from Knoxville Tennessee.
You welcome brother
I'm a Texas woman! I been abroad and when people ask me where im from I dont say "America" I say "Texas!" LOL good video!
Yep you are legit👍💯
Ty
Same
Same I did the same thing in Japan
Because i see my lone star state as a country wish it was tho :(
My husband and I traveled the world. We never filled out our nationality on visa applications as anything other than Texan. We were NEVER questioned or "corrected" at customs. Was told by a woman in Syria that other people from the US said that they were from America, but all Texans just stated the obvious.
lmao. thank you. I needed that. Y'all have a blessed day.
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Same! I'm German born, but Texas proud! Love my state!
So true ... and no one ever asks "where is that?" - - they just know.
@@lauriivey7801 Yep those foreigners know stuff outside themselves. Unfortunately it doesn't work the other way around as much. Hence the eternally embarrassing "Paris, (followed by) France"!!! :D
I'm from Georgia and my husband is from Texas. Let's just say there are many restaurant that have been "banned" in our home due to " they can't cook a steak" and " their bbq is horrible!" So we do a lot of grilling at home! Lol
As it should be.... a nice stack of hickory, a nice stack of applewood & of course, a nice stack of mesquite. Now THATS good bbq. Get that propane bs outta here!
You dont go out for steaks..... You grill them yourself. Any self respecting Texan will tell you that.
Scott Hummel
You DONT grill ANYTHING in Texas!! You barbecue it!!!!
J Mit
We have barbecues. We barbecue hamburger patties, steaks, brisket, sausage, pork, corn on the cob, etc.. When mentioning barbecue in Texas, it’s a GIVEN it’s either on a pit OR on a grill over open flames using charcoal briquettes, and wet wood chips for the smoking factor and the red ring around the meat, just under the “bark” of briskets, ribs, pork tenderloins, etc.. A cook out is a general term and can include cooking with propane. Any self respecting Texan knows that. Restaurants use pits, as most people can’t afford one in their backyard. Restaurants also use rotisserie’s. That’s just flame and wood. You’re splitting hairs that have already been split.
J Mit I figured you were either a city boy or NOT from Texas. Sounds like you’re both.
As a Texan.
I can confirm.
Oh, and 6, guns.
Seriously, do not question about the endless laws in Texas that consists of guns.
You would encounter so many gun experts and enthusiasts, you will not be murdered by bullets, you will be murdered by calm soothing soft spoken voices of facts.
That is not a joke, I'm one of those enthusiasts.
Also how many mass shooters do you see in a state where you're grandma is packing heat! Texan proud! Where's my Whataburger??
Yeah, and the El Paso shooter called bullshit on you, shot up your citizens and not one person in the Walmart was legally armed. Texans are full of shit.
TheRoadhammer379 because nobody acted doesn’t mean nobody was armed. Come to Texas with your big mouth and see how far you make it
@@kevinl5017 Considering that only about 5% of Texans have a License to Carry (though that percentage may have ticked up this year), and that El Paso is largely liberal (think Beto), I'm inclined to think that no one at that Walmart was carrying that day. In fact, there was even a news article about a woman who escaped the shooting, who had an LTC but left her gun at home. The idea of someone carrying and NOT acting, choosing to run instead, definitely seems UN-Texan to me.
Just moved from my home state of Louisiana to texas. We been trying to get here for years. Love it here. Aint never leaving.
Guy on a plane from Spain to Israel straight-up just asked me, "Whereabouts in Texas you from?" one time.
Derned right, we wear Texas wherever we go.
" I am not from the United States. I am from Texas" something I've said my entire life and still do to this day and always will.
I catch myself doing this when out of country often lol even funnier is people recognize exactly where I'm talking about 🤣
Yes sir
It’s even better when you go overseas and say that you’re from Texas. Everyone is kinda meh around Americans, but EVERYONE knows and loves Texans. When I got stationed in Japan and met the Japanese and told them I was from Texas, their eyes absolutely LIT UP. It also helps that my grandparents are actual cowboys.
Absolutely brilliant! 👍🏻🎅👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Growing up, the saying was, "The top three denominations in Texas are: Baptist, Methodist (now, Catholic), and High School Football"!
Come on Josh everybody knows the stars at night are bigger and brighter deep in the heart of Texas
And they also know that The prairie sky is wide and high, deep in the heart of Texas.
Go to any bar/pub in Europe. Wait until the evening is in full swing. Yell out loud "The stars at night are big and bright." The entire crowd will stomp their feet or clap their hands and sing the next line. Saw it in Amsterdam. Saw it in Frankfurt. Saw it in Berlin. Saw it in the Bavarian Alps. Its amazing.
I'm so Texan that I started to sing as I read your comment lmao
Yea but you're football sux
Clap Clap Clap Clap
No matter our ancestral make up we are TEXAN 1st.
No matter where we go we are TEXAN 1st.
It’s something you can’t explain.
Unless you're from Austin 😆 not many real Texans willingly claim Austin.
Beaux Jones true and Laura Somebody is right as well.
Actually that's Education and Pride!!
@@laurasomebody but everybody loves 6th street! ATX
@@cspence5400
Lol no no no. Austin is the California of Texas...stupid college kids set free and yuppies and hippies...no. I'd pick the west end over Austin every day 😋 whatever the case, at least it's not Oklahoma 🤦😂
My friend, you are so funny! It is a great thing to be a comedian who DOES NOT have to resort to cussing to get a laugh from his audience. May your channel and family prosper. Best wishes from a Native Texan.
We also don’t want no Washington politicians telling us how to live. I suspected people from Florida will agree with that! Texas is a whole other country. The Republic of Texas.
Riiiight, unless it's Trump or GWB
Ish - George H, George W and George P are Texans. No we don’t want Trump telling us how to live
Dont mess with texas we bleed them colors the red white and blue
Demunz Johnson we bleed tx
No Sir, we bleed TEXAS
Ever gone outside and relieved in yourself in nature? After I’m done, I step back and see a Lone Star. It runs that deep.
Stop with the don't mess with bullshit, you Texans always talk big shit about everyone has a gun... apparently not in El Paso. lmfao, not one law abiding citizen had a gun in the Walmart and a mass shooter messed with Texas like a red headed stepchild.
El Paso has more illegal immigrants than legal gun owners
You thought “Don’t mess with Texas” was just a commercial slogan? NO NO NO! That applies to your WHOLE life now. You have the Yakuza, the Mafia, the Cartel, and then the Texas. There’s no escape. You in for LIFE! Any kids you have, IN FOR LIFE! Any stranger in you just decided to say hello to because you was feeling polite that day, IN FOR LIFE!
The El Paso shooter messed with Texas, where's all the big talkers and the "everyone in Texas is armed" shit talkers? One legally armed Texan could have saved a few lives. So I guess Texans do joke about some things.
TheRoadhammer379 a legally armed Texan wouldn’t have been in that store!! It’s a gun free zone, so illegal to carry firearms into that particular store!! You need to grow tf up and learn some respect!!!!
April Newbury
!!thank you!!
Most of are armed but we follow the law
Of course there’s always the one person that simply cannot enjoy comedy. 🤷🏾♂️ To mention something so controversial just for attention though? On a comedic TH-cam video at that. SMH You gots to do better.
KG Tuned amen!!
I am a Texan, and I approve this message.
A fellow man of culture I see I too am from Texas
As a born Texan this made me laugh so hard. Thanks much appreciated
Ain't no "races" here in Texas! There's Texan's and there's other people that's not from Texas. Love this Floridian! Telling it like it is.
Coming from a proud Texas woman - we still love you Josh!
We call it "Waterburger".
Yep yep 👍
What-a-sucky-burger. Jack in the Box is way better.
@@cleverusernamenexttime2779 Umm. Okay.
@@cleverusernamenexttime2779 Bless your heart, honey.
Wait, it's not pronounced Waterburger?
He's learning... Texas is getting real for him.. when are you moving here? 🤣
When it comes to pronouncing Whataburger, you can easily determine if a person is a real Texan or not. We call it Water-burger & don't hear a problem with that!!
Born in Florida and we say WATERBURGER!🤣🤣 MAN, I could eat one now.❤
That ketchup tho.
Wha Da Bugh A. Massachusetts
Omg that is so true when some one says What-A-Burger I ask what state they lived in before they moved to Texas I always called it water-burger and I always will
We dont joke about hating californians moving here w their politics!
I hope to hell they have learned what voting for dems did for them.
Thats what they say Dallas is like now.
I got a buddy who moved from Dallas saying it got too blue there
@@foxbyte0157 Only out of stste plates I see here are cali and ny! Smh
@@Oscubasteve What a shame.. Maybe they'll change though? Texas is a very friendly place
Born and raised Texan here...
We know where you sleep.... 😁
@William Bennett She's definitely not in the room next to me, but gotta ask: You into necrophilia or what?
Why is Texas?
LMAO I saw the title of that video and knew you were gonna get lit up!!
Never been to TX, but when I saw the title of Florida football video I was like man texas is going to be pissed!!
Lol great follow up video!!
You should see his retraction lol
Had my Army Medic training in San Antonio. When you drive in Texas and come up behind another car, they will pull over on the shoulder, wave at you to pass. Have NEVER see this anywhere else. As far as San Antonio, if you ever go there, visit the "River Walk" It's fantastic. There are two states that I really miss and have lived in both. One is Colorado and the other, of course, is Texas!
@@michaelwood8168 , I was bred, born and raised in Texas. God forbid I had to leave but Colorado is a close 2nd.
" 'even chickens have ribs in Texas !! " we never laughed so hard we were told to go outdoors bro !! Your body might be in Fla. but your Heart is in Texas now my friend !! we might debate with each other here in Texas , but at a drop of a hat " We Stand United " . Texas Pride , our kids are born with it !! Much Luv from TEXAS , to you and family !!
Texan folk should definitely come to Australia, although I think we might bounce off each other a little too much and stuff may break after a couple drinkies 😂
We'd still be friends the next day and then do it again!! Australia would be the ONLY other country with almost (😜) as much pride as the USA or Texas
I bet a lot of stuff might get broken.
Rob P My Dad was in Australia during WWII, he loved y’all.
All the Texans I know love Australia and the people that represent that land.
Lol true. Read up alot on Australia. Y'all are pretty solid down there. Wouldn't mind visiting at all.
Josh mine buddy was stationed in Europe . He married a woman from Spain. When they had there first child he made sure that her newborn feet touch Texas dirt first .He snuck in a baggy of hill country soil in the hospital . He and his wife and children were all baptize in the Frio river !! TEXAS pride! Oh by the way TACOS ARE TACOS not burritos! U never ask for a breakfast burrito in TEXAS ITS A BREAKFAST TACOS
From San Antonio the birthplace of breakfast tacos. Wtf is a breakfast burrito?!
Super cute! 🥰 And you can thank Whataburger for changing it to breakfast burrito.
Who in tf calls it a breakfast burrito
Nothing is bigger than TEXAS PRIDE
Except the body count in El Paso, guess y'all were joking when y'all claimed "everyone in Texas has a gun", apparently not in El Paso, lol. One law abiding citizen could have saved lives in the Walmart but no one was armed.
I guess if you can be proud of lousy football
TheRoadhammer379 it was a gun free zone for one and not everyone wants to get involved in a gunfight when they are out shopping with their families genius. You would run like a bitch I’m sure of it. Quit going to every thread and posting the same lame shit.
You can't fix stupid. 🤣😂🤣
Well...in Houston, the average weight would confirm girth is comparable to Texan pride 😆
We love our Texas! We could move anywhere in the country and after a great deal of research we moved to Texas. My family moved from Germany to Minnesota in the 1870’s and then 4 years ago we moved to the greatest state.....Texas! All hard working Patriots are welcome! Texan by the Grace of God!
Adam weren't a Texan. No Texan is EVER going to give up a rib!
Lol!
Hell nah, not no beef rib.
Once when my wife and I were in a French Riviera restaurant the waiter asked us if we were from the United States. We said we were from Texas. The waiter said "That's better!". We received great service.
🤣🤣🤣*snort*🤣 Much love, and laughter, from Texas!
In hard Texan accent: "I'm from Texas what country are you from"
😂 when I was a kid I had trouble understanding county's. I was like 🤷🏼♀️Texas. My mom was 👩🏼🏫 gave up. Yes, baby, Texas. I distinctly remember being proud that I was "right". 😂
Yes we were a country so we are right... who am I kidding Texans are always right no matter what
love it. lmao
Josh, we pronounce it: water burger. It runs together. Florida born, Texas raised!
Hey. I'm just curious what is a water burger ive never heard of it I'm born and raised wv. I would live to visit the Alamo in Texas.
@@michellelewis42 a awesome hamburger restaurant (I don't care for it- shhhhh! Don't tell). In my town everyone is crazy about it. What-a-burger
@@hotandsoursoup2664 lol oh ok. I won't say a word lol we have a couple places here that everyone likes but I don't care for them either. Thanks for letting me know i was very curious what it could be.
Ft.Worth,TX here......out in da woods n Boondox. !!!
On a sad note... Whataburger sold out to an out-of-state owner. 😡💔👎
I'm from California and hope Texas never changes honestly...
Im a proud Texan and that AINT no joke.We don't see color,we see respect🙏✌🇺🇸
The pride in my state of my state IS VERY REAL !!!! When your state became a state it was just land... When MY state became a state IT WAS ANOTHER COUNTRY !!!!!!!!
Half of my city is on the other-side of the rio grande and everything you said is still true. I mean what other state has hotels selling waffles the shape of that state.
I drove across country when I moved from Cali to NC. I stopped in every state for barbeque... The best I had was at a truck stop outside Dallas!
Bubba's, south of Dallas in Ennis. Purt damn good.
From a native Texan & native Houstonian, you are exactly right because it is a state of mind and we do not play. I worked with someone who kept telling me how great Chicago was and I told him as far as I knew the roads back to Chi' town were still open and did he need any gas money. God Bless Texas
Josh, sending peace from San Antonio Texas. This made my day, sending some Texas thanks your way.
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God. And on the 8th day good created a place for his angles, and he named it Texas.
On the 9th day, Texans liked to boast that "everyone carries a gun" and on the 10th day, a lunatic in El Paso proved y'all were full of shit. One single law abiding citizen could have saved lives in the Walmart but apparently y'all were joking about everyone being armed, 🤦♂️
angels*** just saying
TheRoadhammer379 here’s you posting the same dumb shit again***just saying
Born and raised in Texas. Go MOJO. We are Texans.
You're amazing. Everyone has an opinion, when I saw both of yesterdays I was dying of laughter. You keep doing what you're doing. Know even when you make errors on HS football we still have your six.
When I took a trip to England I was asked where I'm from. I said "Texas". I was then informed that when Americans travel they usually say they are from America or the United States, but only folks from Texas say they are from Texas. I had no idea lol. Now I do.
My aunt from California came to visit me and one of the first things she said to me was, (they sure dont let you forget you are in Texas). She said everything you see and hear has Texas in it.🤣😂🤣
I've visited many countries around the world and when I'm asked where I'm from I always say, "TEXAS!"
I will fight for my country but I will die for Texas
Ya so I was talking to these group of girls from California one time and we got in a debate about food and one of them said don’t mess with her she is black and from Texas a double threat and I was like you damn right.😂😂
Don't mess with my fellow texans or we'll go all honky tonk on yall yee haw
Hopefully folks from California moving to Texas don't mess our state's government up like they did with cslifornia. We don't need to be paying for heroin addicts to get clean needles. Just get them help. Use your head folks.
Austin is already gone
Just found your channel...you are AWESOME. Subscribed. Keep em coming sir!!
“Don’t mess with Texas” “Remember the Alamo”
Don't forget Goliad
I moved to Texas from Pennsylvania almost 9 years ago. It seems that a lot of Pennsylvanians moved here, and fit in quite well! Someone came up with a cute little quip: "Just a Pennsylvania girl living in a Texas world." We all have a lot of similar values, too!
Now your learning...... and you can still play. P.S. im glad u know how serious HS football is around here. A lesson well learned im sure. Much love from Texas.
Texans are fascinated by how people from outside the state see us. I had the biggest grin on my face watching this video because it's 100% accurate. Josh Pray 'gets' Texas and Texans. Hats off to you, sir!
I was in Mexico speaking spanish and a japanese tourist came up to me and said, your from Texas.
I said yes, he said I could listen to you all day. He spoke perfect english.
“You got a whole lot of Texas in you!”
Yes sir, I’m going to start using that lol
I lived in Texas for 24 years and my man, everything you said is true. ROTFLOL 😂 😂
Welcome to the world of Texas Josh, just is what it is.
My wife is a native Texan from Mesquite. Her first job was at Whataburger and to this day is our favorite hamburger. God bless Texas!
In Mesquite TEXAS right now
Josh....Sending out some love to you brother. I have a Greek last name and I wasn't born in Texas. But...I got here as fast as I could. Keep up the good work and God bless! Now I got to go to Whataburger!
HELL YEAH! TEXAS IN THE HOUSE!!👍👍👍 It's a Whole other ballgame in the Lone Star, it was even it's OWN Country at one point! 😉 Great video brother!👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Shane B ahh the glory days lol
@@poundinthastreets Yep! SECEDE TEXAS!👍
Texas, all day. I moved to Michigan years ago but I always rep the Lone Star. I even got a big ass Texas decal/sticker on the back window of my truck with a few other smaller Texas themed decals. 💪
I always appreciate seein my kin men when I go to other states.
Other people: “Where you from?”
Me: “I’m from Texas”
No what country!!!
Lone Star State born and raised!!! I moved to Cali for a few years and everytime I met someone & told them I was from Texas they looked at me like this guy is Legend!!
Hey man. If you're ever in the great state of Texas you have a place to lay you're head here. Love you brother. Thanks for all you do.
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT.......
Srh Batman 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!
@@rillo806 THE PRAIRIE SKY IS WIDE AND HIGH 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!!
Spencer Byrd lol that’ll do
I loved PeeWee Herman's version.
Texas born
Texas bred
And when I die
I’ll be Texas dead!
I know pride is a sin but I can't help the fact I am a Texan and damn proud of it! God Bless Texas!
I moved to Texas 19 years ago and you are so right! I'm originally from Indiana, lived six and half years in Colorado, and Texas hands down is the best! The people are straight with ya and don't put up with shit. Love em'!!! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS sir!
This popped up in my feed. Man, you really made my day. This is the third video in a row, won't be the last. You are funny.